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maccamania · 11 months ago

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#thats...like #a whole human there #my god...#artists on tumblr #2014 #funny #shitpost

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redstonedust · 4 months ago

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phenomenom thats been bothering me that i could only express via an mspaint reverse boomer comic

#this doesnt look anything like my mom but thats probably for the best #but seriously she'll invite me over and then spend the entire time staring at facebook. girl what the hell

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2022dirt · 4 months ago

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Things worn down by people.

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wishfulsketching · 7 months ago

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Silco and his terror of a daughter

#my art #sketchy sketch #arcane #silco #jinx #jinx and silco #silco would give jinx everything he owns and more #and that would make things worse #silco the makeup expert because he gotta use good and safe products on his own face #thats my queue to leave #silco is the worst best dad #just like jinx is the worst best daughter

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wacklemons · 3 months ago

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lets scream with mama

TERFS STOP INTERACTING WITH THIS POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DONT LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU DONT RESPECT TRANS WOMEN GET OFF MY BLOG!!!!!! PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!

#geem speaks #huge fan of all the mama posts ive seen lately #with mama #<- i feel like thats a cute tag for posts like that. any post i reblog with 'with mama' will be tagged that now #edit because I had to block a bunch of people in the notes #hit posts

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daftpatience · 7 months ago

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this messed up vintage cat sewing pattern has tormented me since i saw it & like some other folks have done in that post - i tried my hand at tweaking the pattern to resemble the illustration (and my personal tastes) a little more. i've ended up with this. i bestow it upon you nice folks now 👐

(update 2, added instructions & it's also on my Kofi!)

go forth and make weird little beanbag kittens! pls show me if you do!

#the original vintage pattern is free and out there so i figure this is probly okay even tho theres versions of this that people are buying #sewing pattern #vintage cat sewing pattern #calico cat #i did also put it for free on my kofi just cus thats where i put all my free sewing patterns yay whee #if i tweak it any more the kofi one is most likely to be the one thats up to date #vintage cat pattern

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sboochi · 6 months ago

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One of these days the yearning is gonna get them both killed

#hello jayvik nation #arcane #viktor #jayce talis #jayce x viktor #jayvik #my art #i wish i cared less abt them but unfortunately mr genius 1 and 2 here are Nerds #and thats all it takes me to like a character

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icewindandboringhorror · 3 months ago

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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)

#polls #tumblr polls #For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house #JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications #and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe #country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that #country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here #despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically #TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that #part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0 #Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth #or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather #than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in #a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like #$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make #payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or #something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have #paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone #with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have #to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer #than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them #or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into #why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY #I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like #to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most

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drtomorrow · 4 months ago

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no h8 but thats an absurdly high number for this type of question. there's not an album on earth that I wouldn't listen to in one sitting for 20k. and if you need my qualifications on this I have adhd and Im kind of an art snob

#LIKE THATS A LOT OF MONEYYYYY

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pansyfemme · 9 months ago

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everytime i hear someone call depression and anxiety ‘destigmatized mental illnesses’ i wonder how they react when they find out someone has spent weeks or months in bed or struggles to shower or eat

#wheres that post thats like girl some peoples depression is so bad they kill themselves

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teex · 2 months ago

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SINNERS (2025) dir. by Ryan Coogler

#horror thriller romance blockbuster coming out in april #plssss if you want to feel ALIVE for 2hrs go see this beauty in a theater #so sexy so bloody so cool #there is a scene (you will instantly know what im talking about if youve seen!!!) thats like. GREATEST of ALL TIME tier #im still in awe #whole movie is so thrilling and so cool and works on so many levels and the cast is great #He (ryan coogler) has risen #sinners #ryan coogler #michael b jordan #hailee steinfeld #jack o'connell #wunmi mosaku #most beautiful woman in the world #ahhhhh #2025 film diary #also i must mention the p8ssy eating advocacy of this movie

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louisegluckpdf · 4 months ago

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"how am i gonna be an optimist about this?" was actually the craziest thing to have in the chorus of a pop song

#like literally that it innit. thats literally it

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2022dirt · 9 months ago

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Outlines of two alligators that slept through the rain.

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depresed-duck · 2 months ago

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this was funnier in my head

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aphel1on · 9 months ago

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nothinggg better than torturing an emotionally repressed character until every single trauma they've ever refused to process starts spilling uncontrollably out of the cracks. like a matryoshka doll situation of repressed trauma and baby you better believe i'm going in there with a hammer

#'literal or metaphorical hammer' yes.#anyway 23k in and i finally got to the comfort part of hurt/comfort✌️#aphelion.txt #whump #really feeling that one post thats like. I interact with fiction normally. dont look at my blog #my writing

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