#the LAY-list ceLEGbrities

[makenna-made-this]

On the contrary to anon, I wish to be dramatic. Your chickens are celebrated like, oh i dunno, Jesus Christ, for example. They are Lay-List celebrities. They deserve more awards than even the great Kendrick Lamar. People want to pet them like fans wanted the Beatles. Their autographs are wanted more than.........some....famous.....calligrapher.......... Portraits of them hold more value than those of Marilyn Monroe. The all-knowing chorbs. They keep the world turning.

"AHEM w-well! I suppose i can sign ONE more autograph— if you want one so bad. It's not like it's hard for someone as talented as me. Don't let it get to your head though! I-it's not like I'm Flattered or anything..."( ◡̀//v//◡́)

[makenna-made-this]

not to be dramatic but i have a parasocial relationship with your chickens. theyre like A-list celebrities to me. mfs be out there obsessing over k pop and minecraft youtubers but i feel i am making the correct choice.

anyways theyre adorable as hell just thought u should know this <3 i have a huge soft spot for leghorns so i love seeing them on my dash smm. very cutie patootie

You are Absolutely making the correct choice~ the tiny fluffy dinos will be incredibly pleased to hear about another member of their esteemed fanclub. And- oh cluck wait here they come, the ceLEGbrities themselves!!

*SQUEE* Ivy, Winry, over here! We love you!!