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Modern Tianlang-Jun should be a nepo baby twitch streamer who blew his trust fund funding indie projects and niche advant garde artists and saucey fanart from furries before he was 30 and the only reason he's not homeless is Zhuzhi-Lang pays rent on their shared apartment and now is like in his 50s just found out he had a son and is playing hello kitty island adventures while telling people about his made up drama for the game.
Buf he's also dropping hints that he's in on the fact these 3 big youtubers are about to do a rug pull on a ponzi scheme involving their sports drink and it's very odd. Because he is right but like he's never collabed. Was not in that room. He just knows.
And that's his entire shtick. He plays animal crossing and cute village sims and meanwhile is telling his chat all about the tea being spilt and no one understands how he has this. He's just always in the room somehow and he makes everyone's lives worse for it while somehow being scandal free himself.
He's iconic. We'll loved and hated
He can't hold a sponsorship to save his life
#svsss#svsss shitpost#scum villain self saving system#Tianlang-Jun#man doesn't even have a podcast#hes just thriving while being a complete failure#the algorithm loves him#but his wallet stays silly#he gets his info from Zhuzhi-Lang#the poor man is tiredly bullied into going through peoples socials
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I envy people who disliked Violet just because she had a past relationship with Halden and his royal assholeness. Clearly they never been in a phase where love was beguiling and enticing with just looks and sweet nothings?
That you loved them enough you overlooked the red flags waving at first? That you loved them because you felt valued at that time even when it's half-assed?
Good for you for figuring out what love was at 18 years old, I guess. Unlucky for us tho because it's too relatable?? That for a fantasy book, I felt SEEN because Violet, girl, SAME.
Indeed, there's a lesson in love after her relationship with him ended because she realized he didn't loved her the way she deserved.
#i need the algorithm to stop showing up anti violet propaganda to me#in case you notice i will bite back#but violet WITH halden in multiple succeeding posts are getting too much in my nerves#it felt like I'M defending Halden THIS IS MADNESS#girl i love you but i'm with everyone on this you chose poorly with men#nothing on xaden tho but i guess it's technically right when your mother said you have atrocious taste in men#good thing the warmth of your love transformed something in Xaden#it didn't worked in the past because VIOLET IS FATED TO FALL IN LOVE WITH XADEN AND HIM TO HER#i don't make the rules#still love you Violet even when you chose poorly LMAO#we've been there girlie#we get it#violet sorrengail#halden tauri#onyx storm#the empyrean#the empyrean series
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kevin wouldn’t survive in a soulmate universe. he’d have names all over him and colours everywhere and he’d be hearing the thoughts of a million suckers
#because he’s the kind of man to have a million soulmates#even if his true love is just one person#ooc kevin falls in love with strangers who smile at him in the bar#and the soulmate universe algorithm doesn’t know what to do with him
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mage viktor discourse again on twitter and all i can say in my little corner over here once again is, I don't know why the entire fandom takes it as canon that mage Viktor failed to save every world he manipulated.
Canon does not provide evidence of this. This is fanon speculation. It's a fine headcanon to have, but everyone talks about it like it's canon when it isn't. Canon is ambiguous about the outcome of the timelines mage Viktor altered. The little nods we are given point, in my opinion, towards the opposite conclusion, that he successfully averted destruction.
I've written meta on this before but in summary:
1) 'In all timelines, in all possibilities' is worded precisely, it's not 'out of all timelines'; the implication is that every time, Jayce brings Viktor back from the brink, not just in our timeline. 'Only you' doesn't refer to our timeline's Jayce, it refers to all Jayces. Jayce always brings him home. If Viktor continuously put the fate of each timeline in Jayce's hands and Jayce failed over and over, I don't think he'd say those words. And the way he says them matters. His words are tinged with wonder, not sorrow. As if over and over again, he is shown that Jayce saves him, and it continues to amaze him. He doesn't sound defeated, like this is the next in a long line of Jayces he's sending off to die. The feeling is that Viktor's faith in Jayce has not been misplaced.
2) If mage Viktor doomed every timeline, there would be hundreds (or more) mage Viktors. All running around manipulating timelines. I highly doubt the writers wanted to get into that kind of sticky situation. The tragedy of mage Viktor is that he is singular. Alone. Burdened with the responsibility of the multiverse. The emotional gut punch of his fate is ruined if other timelines led to the same outcome, and from a practical standpoint, having multiple reality-bending omniscient mages would rip apart the fabric of the arcane.
There are other points, such as there being only one corrupted Mercury Hammer and our Jayce is the only one to receive it, and the fact that if mage Viktor is as omniscient as he is implied to be, he could easily step back into other timelines and correct course, because it's highly unlikely he could sit still and watch things go down in flames. But these things can be argued elsewhere.
While I love conversations about mage Viktor's motives and selfishness vs altruism, the writers & artbook have expressed that Jayce and Viktor care greatly about Runeterra and want to fix their mistakes to save it, and that their reconciliation is symbolic of Piltover and Zaun coming together as well. Yes, they make disastrous decisions towards each other, making choices for the other or without the other, which has negative consequences for their relationship and for Runeterra - but I think fandom pushes their selfishness even past what's canon sometimes, as if their entire goal hadn't always been to selflessly help the world around them. Their final reconciliation is about bridging the gap that grew between them - the pain and grief and secrets, betraying themselves and each other - to mutually choose each other openly and honestly. Part of the beauty of their story, as expressed by the creators, is that in their final moments, they chose each other and took responsibility for their actions by sacrificing themselves to end what they started, together - and that choosing each other saved the world. TPTB have stated this - that Jayce and Viktor are the glue holding civilization together, and when they come back to each other, they can restore balance. It's when they're apart, when they hurt each other and miscommunicate, when they abandon their commitment to each other and their dream, that the greater world suffers. Their strife is mirrored in the story-world at large.
Mage Viktor is framed as a solitary penitent figure, damned to an eternity of atoning for his mistakes. He paid the ultimate price and now is forced to live his personal nightmare of exactly what he was trying to avoid for himself with the glorious evolution. The narrative clues we're given point more in the direction that he saves timelines rather than dooms them. If Viktor's actions kept killing Jayce, the very boy he couldn't bear to not save each time, it would undermine these narrative choices. Yes, Viktor couldn't stand to live in a world where he never meets Jayce, so he ensures it keeps happening. But in that same breath, he couldn't bear to see a world where his actions continue to destroy Jayce and destroy Runeterra. His entire arc in s2 is born of his selfless desire to help humanity, help individual people. He would not lightly destroy entire worlds. That's his original grief multiplied a thousandfold, and narratively it would lessen the impact of the one, true loss he did suffer, his own Jayce. It wouldn't make sense for him to be alright with damning other timelines to suffer the same catastrophic tragedy that created him. I mean, maybe I'm delusional here, but is that not the entire point? Because that's what I took away when I watched the show.
As I said, I love discussions about mage Viktor, as there's a lot to play with. All I wish is that the fandom at large would not just assume or accept the Mage Viktor Dooms Every Timeline idea as canon, when there is nothing in the actual canon that confirms this. Maybe people need to just, go back and rewatch the actual episode, to recall how mage Viktor is presented to us, and what it's implied we're supposed to take away from his scenes, and separate that from the layers of headcanon the fandom has constructed.
#arcane#mage viktor#jayvik#viktor arcane#meta#this is like. along the same vein as 'jayce knew all along viktor would go to the hexgates during the final battle'#like that is a headcanon. we don't know that!!#the actual scene could be read either way and i know when i watched it that's not how i interpreted it#and i doubt it's how most casual viewers intrepeted it#fandom gets so deep into itself after a show ends that you really have to just. rewatch the show to recalibrate yourself lol#for all that people bicker about mage viktor yall dont include him in your fics v much lol#anyway i love mage viktor and he's probably my favorite version of viktor <3#i just wish fandom stopped insisting on a monolithic view of canon#and the idea that mage viktor fucked over hundreds of timelines to collect data points like a scientist is just#rubs me the wrong way as a scientist lol#you do realize that scientists don't treat everything in life like a science experiment right?#it's about inquisitiveness and curiosity. not 'i will approach this emotional thing from a cold and calculating standpoint'#viktor has never been cold and calculating. he's consistently driven by emotion in the show jfc please rewatch canon#i just think that people would benefit from a surface level reading once in a while lol#sometimes fandom digs so far into the minutiae that they forget the overarching takeaways that the story presents#assuming there must be some hidden meaning that sometimes (like this) is decided to be the literal opposite of what's presented#rewatch mage viktor's scenes and ask yourself if 'deranged destroyer of worlds' is really what the show was trying to have you take away#then again there seems to be a faction of this fandom that for some absurd reason thinks jayce was forced to stay and die with viktor#so i guess media illiteracy can't be helped for some lmao#i post these things on here because my twitter posts get literally 10 views thanks algorithm#so the chunk of the fandom i really want to see this will not#but i must speak my truth
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Happy 23rd Anniversary to Kingdom Hearts and HAPPY BIRTHDAY SORA━☆゚.*
This series means so much to me and to show that.....I drew 50 Soras + the Heart Hotel peeps and my wrist hates me XD
Like seriously, I kept on finding Soras to add onto the already BEEG army and it kept going and going from the costumes, to creative liberty, to the more obscure ones.
So much passion went into this because KH is just a series that's near and dear to my heart, and Sora is without a doubt one of my favorite characters of all time~♡
And now that this little project is done, all I have to say is.....DONT LET THIS MAJORLY FLOP OK, I WORKED TOO HARD TO MAKE THIS DARN THING (jkjkjkjk just pls look at it at least, u can look at it better on my tumblr if ya want XD)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEST CHARCATER EVER MADE
(fashionably late but shhhhh and thatnks to ma friendos for keeping me sane and encouraging to finish dis)
Imma finish KH3 now, scuse me~☆
Close Ups!!!







Initial Sketch~♧

#kingdom hearts#kingdom hearts 2#kingdom hearts 3#kingdom hearts chain of memories#kingdom hearts dream drop distance#sora#roxas#xion#vanitas#ventus#you think im gonna keep tagging this beast of a drawing youre crazy#pls dont flop#im begging the algorithm to not flop this pls#this drawing stole my sanity and lunch munny#i love you Sora but my gosh the things ill do to draw all 50 of u#anyone recognize the VCast sora?#i made him so low quality but im not sure anyonell guess its him XD#my favorite bit of this drawing are the 3 soras roaring at each other and roxas is all like#“we can all hear you guys mind toning it down a bit?”#by they roar on anyways#im rambling AAAAAAA#IM JUST SO HAPPY THAT IM FINALLY FREEEEEE#have fun looking through this drawing and seeing what each Sora is doing :3#chickenart
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how come no one told me pepe cheek pinch exists ?!?!?!?!?!
#actually going crazy over this#what do i have to pay ????? please#he's actually the cutest boy to ever exist#im so in love with him it's not even funny anymore#f2#pepe marti#pepe martí#are those tags actually different#idk how tumblr algorithms work
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saw this post about a transformers tma au --
aaand the hamster started running and now i have this and also 1 billion more soundwave headcanons
wordless ver under cut
#transformers#soundwave#soundwave transformers#the magnus archives au#tma au#humanformers#...sort of#magnus archives IS the au this is not an au of the magnus archives#sorry jmarters etc i apologize for the intrusion#the eye#soundwave's endless desire for more knowledge is his own downfall#yknow?? the vision is it visioning#he's the fear of surveillance online#of the algorithm that knows you better than yourself#he takes but never gives#information. lives. love? 🤨#anyway his normie human ear got partially blasted off so beholding gave him some Cool New Antennae#draw robots they said robots dont have clothing folds they said
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#will graham#nbc hannibal#hugh dancy#hannibal lecter#hannigram#the tumblr algorithm#at it's finest#damn right hugh dancy is an idea that i love#don't we all#love the idea of him?
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accidentally clicked the heretofore unnoticed "Stories" tab on my phone's camera roll today and discovered that Android Gallery has been automatically grouping the images on my phone into little collections and giving those collections names it makes up on its own and


even more hilarious is that it also made a couple of themed albums for my cats, but didn't make any albums of my IRL husband even though there's plenty of photos of him in my camera roll
so the algorithm basically went through my phone and from that data drew its own conclusions about which man is my partner
1. [PERSUASION] Distract the algorithm with your yearning for Gale.

#bg3#baldur's gate 3#gale#gale of waterdeep#gale dekarios#gale bg3#bg3 gale#i love him so much#even the algorithms can tell how much i love him#i stopped being normal about him a while ago
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Hey!! So turns out a video I made between a certain “well beloved but highly sensitive/emotionally reactive T.V” and an “orange haired inkling-turned-human” has managed to sweep my YouTube channel and accumulate 100k VIEWS!! THAT’S A LOT OF PEOPLE ACTUALLY?? My most widely viewed video EVER to exist in this moment in time?? AAAAA?? Not even mentioning the various comments and staggering increase in subs! It’s so much more then what I expected or even prepared for—might even be the most impactful thing to happen for me this year <3
…aside from graduating high school + the social connections I’ve been fortunate to make lol
BUT THE POINT IS I’d been closely monitoring the YouTube growth through the entirety of October. It’s make me smile like a dork, gawk in astonishment, dance frantically in my room from the energy boosts, and grow courage to stop being so selective/self-conscious with what I wish to share with the world! It’s kept my ambitions going!
I needed to find some way to celebrate the occasion and express my thanks—because I can’t NOT acknowledge this milestone jksjskp. Typically I try to avoid getting tunnel visioned focusing on the metrics/numbers. Mr. Puzzles had already demonstrated how much those things can mess with the minds of creatives. Caring too much about chasing views or placing your artistic value in attention seeking gets damaging. But at same time…it’s hard to deny the sense of pride the 100k achievement has filled me with. I understand that reaching 100k views doesn’t immediately make me any “better” or “worse” then I was before. I’m still just me! It only helps me feel seen by others—and that’s all I really needed. To hear some nice words & receive reminders that my ideas are cared about. So thank you SMG4 fandom for that, seriously thank you.
Please accept this Mr. Puzzle drawing as a way of sharing the happiness around. He’s so entertaining. Love him for simply existing. So glad we can all collectively be super attached to him (and the rest of the SMG4 cast of course). Can’t wait to see more incredible artworks from the fandom :)

Just incase anyone is confused by my vague description over which “animated video” I’m referring to here—hopefully this photo will help clarify lol. It’s this one!! Sorry about not outright stating the title at the start, I got carried away with writing!!
I’ve been in an odd place mentally when thinking about it. Wondering to myself if any of the attention is deserved considering it’s not even fully colored and could be dismissed as “low effort” content (despite taking several days making it). It’s easy to get into a trap of comparing yourself to others and questioning how much of the videos success is based on your skills, sheer algorithm luck, or only because you used popular characters and catered to a specific fandom. And then judging yourself by looking at other peoples videos. I’ve seen several artists post higher quality works then my own but it somehow gets less views. So why did mine succeed when others (who should have gotten just as much attention if not more) didn’t? Sometimes you feel like you’ve unfairly robbed them of that chance to be seen. However I’ve realized that I can’t ever expect views to be consistent—and comparing is pointless. So why worry about it or feel inadequate? I mean it’s pretty common for funny cat videos to go viral, so who am I to question the system lol. “Popular” YouTube videos can range from a passion project which took 7+ artists…to a clip of Toad singing Chandelier or a nonsensical Vine sketch. Anything can happen when it’s the internet! And just-so-happened my video was chosen. I should stay glad about that and get rid of all the overanalyzing. So that’s what I’ve chosen to do :)
#OKAY SO SO SO actually started doodling this once the video was around 98k this morning#it wasn’t even meant to be art specifically designed to celebrate the milestone at first#I just wanted to draw the funky fella who makes me laugh#but as you can see that changed up fast jksjksp#I was under the impression that my video wouldn’t reach near 100k until December UH?? WHAT HAPPENED MY PREDICTION THWARTED??#seems I’ve severally underestimated how long the traction would continue for geez wow uh#people sure do enjoy comedy gotta love ‘em laughs and giggles#I CAN’T BELIEVE WE REACHED IT THO. THAT’S INSANE TO ME—ALL THE SUPPORT AND COMMENTS AND SUBS#thank you SMG4 fandom I would’ve never fathomed the algorithm to carry it so far like this#you wanna know the real kicker?#things would have gone so differently for the channel if I didn’t wrestle with my anxiety & post there#because there was a point during that day where I fullheartedly figured it would cause me to loose subs#I was kinda terrified ngl#this goes to show that you should never hold yourself back from sharing different aspects of your interests#you don’t need to confine yourself to just one thing#or to strive only to make the most high quality videos ever (I put that pressure on myself a bit too much nowadays)#sometimes it’s the simple ideas that manage to charm people#and those who see the effort will stick around to support you. You just need to trust yourself during the process and take that chance :)#EWWWW MUSHY GUSHY SENTIMENTALITY CLOGGING UP THE ATTENTION HERE#whatever happened to keeping the focus on ✨the star✨ who made it all possible to begin with huuuu??#show a bit more gratitude to the charming TV who boosted the viewership in the first place…don’t be so self absorbed with morals lonesome 😒#what is this some sort of My Little Pony episode oh pleaseeeeee 🙄#<- all of that was a simulation of Puzzles interjecting and nagging a bit lol. I’d imagine he’s tried of my nonstop nonsense#….yea the Puzzle brainrot is reaching maximum severities. So there’s high chance I’ll be animating him more down the line :3#stick around to find out!!#hplonesome art
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how do i block a whole tag???? i will get VIOLENT if i see the ‘anti piastri’ tag on my timeline ever again
#pro oscar piastri#pro piastri#anti anti piastri#take notes tumblr algorithm#yes i blocked the blog#yes i clicked ‘uninterested in this post’#it’s not enough#oscar piastri#oscar piastri is the love of my life#i would go to war for him
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no bc why is my for you always, AND GIRL I MEAN ALWAYS 😭 full of SAE X READER
I DO NOT INTERACT WITH IT SO WHY?!? WHY DO YOU SEEK ME OUT?!? SAE. I DONT WANT YOU!! FUCK YOU!!! EW!!! I do not see the appeal I don’t like him
GO AWAY!!!! 😭😭
#merlucide’s rambles :>#SAE!! LEAVE ME!!! 😭😭#Bro I have probably reblogged a total of 5 Sae x reader fics in my whole time on tumblr and the algorithm decided I LOVE SAE#THEY WERE LIKE ALL ANGST OR WTV#I do not care for him—I like his character (ish— I think he’s funny but h8 him for what he did to Rinnie!!) BUT NOT X READER
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OH MY GOD
Dream said the most important thing on this podcast:
If I can predict better than the algorithm what the user would like, then the algorithm will shape around me.
Everybody!! That's his genius!!!
#this is exactly what we've been saying#that dreams videos are not 'algorithm friendly' they are long and dont have jumpcuts and no photoshopped faces on the thumbnails#and yet!!! they are the ones that are suuuper popular#he is such a genius i love him#dreamwastaken#doggie talk
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The majority of the TTS fandom seems to be a bit Varian-centric, at least that’s what mostly shows up on my feed. And I’m fine with that, he’s one of my favorite characters, I love to see it. But, can you guys recommend me some Eugene and/or Rapunzel or New Dream centric blogs? Preferably still active. I love Eugene, he’s also my favorite character and I love Punzie, and I feel like I don’t get to see them as much.
#I love Varian I promise but I’m a little annoyed that my feed is 80% him#I mostly blame my algorithm tho#I realize I post about varigo more often but New Dream is my otp#I honestly don’t even know why I post about it as much as I do#I think it’s because it’s easier/more fun for me write#because they’re goofier and I love writing stupid people#tts#tangled the series#rapunzel's tangled adventure#eugene fitzherbert#rapunzel#new dream
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Druck S3 - 5 Years on


#druck#druck s3#og druck#while this wasn't technically my first introduction to druck#it was the moment I fell for this show#I thought nothing could top Skam and Isak for me#and then I met Matteo and fell in love with him almost immediately#he was more vulnerable and more sensitive than isak#and I adored him for it#I still thank whatever algorithm got the 'trans Even' rumours past my blocks#because without them I'd never have met the love of my fandom life
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💕 ( for takumi — for the shits and giggles — because i’m legally obligated )
Send 💕 and my muse will use The Love Calculator to see how compatible they are.
Site being used (x)
RESULTS: 83% Your love is as strong as that between an owner and their pet! Unyielding in its loyalty and comfort, albeit with less than optimal odors.
"Why does it have to be WORDED like that?". Takumi is 100 percent sure that according to Eito, everyone besides animals have a rancid odor so no, this is NOT accurate at all. He refuses to believe it. These sites were just for fun after all. Dammit!!
@akuheito
#even love match algorithms ship them lmao#long post cw#[ ans. takumi sumino ]#eitaku cw#aotsumi cw#tagging just in case#akuheito#don't let him fool you; he's a little teensy weensy happy that the result is quite high lol#thl spoilers#the hundred line spoilers#thl lda spoilers#ksnsnsnsns
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