#the backup backup plan?

[hockeyspiral23]

"What was that?" "Oh, nothing uncle. I'm just still very angry at Sorrengail." "I know, but since the Riorson heir is no longer available, we do have to think of different options." "Perhaps I can help with that." "Maraya! How wonderful to see you!"

[thwackk]

part of a larger comic wip, i’m putting it here in case i never finish it

Edit: don’t tag this as megastar pls 🙏🏻

[egophiliac]

some more Twst pokemon as my brain melts at the impending episode 7 drop tomorrow! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

I went with Gholdengo and Cufant for Kalim, and Seviper and Malamar for Jamil! I went back and forth a looooot on whether to give Malamar to Jamil or Azul, but ultimately I think it just fits Jamil better. (Seviper was a given though)

[lucyybradford]

Hangman: Looks like it's time to move on to Plan 2.

Student: Don't you mean Plan B, sir?

Rooster: Of course not. That would insinuate that we only have twenty-six plans.

[webbytbh]

How Imagine the kids would look during high school

Well two of these are before they even hit highschool

[saltylovesvessels]

I need to stone them both to death

[t00thpasteface]

meme redraw ft captain hunnicuck

the thing about hawkahy is i think it presents a wonderful character development opportunity for beej once he accepts that his waifish wifeable roommate picked a shorter, sweeter, quieter, poorer partner over the big man on campus who took him for granted enough to punch him in the face and then act like nothing happened, because it turns out hawkeye values honesty and empathy over whatever the hell is going on with bj. maybe eating his own heart out is the first step to getting over himself

[chikorra]

A quick RG chibi art to put into my new working notebook's transparent sleeve for emotional support lmaooo

[kalinara]

(X-Men First Class, v. 2, #8)

I know I've said this before, but I still think the best way to deal with the Phoenix is to wrap Scott Summers in cotton wool and put him in a nice, safe padded room.

I'm just saying.

[pipebombastic]

"I had so many people come and try out, but I only took the ones that never quit. I mean, there was some super athletes that came here. Actually, I think, when I started doing tryouts for my second class, a kid by the name of Colby came in and trained with his friend. And they were great! They – I would work kids out til they puked, but the thing about it was, I did everything that I made them do. I did all the squats, I did the pushups, I did the sprints, I would run with them. I wanted to show them that this was what this place was about. I expect you to work as hard as I do. And Colby, um, actually he would have made the class. I was like "Oh, you're great, you're gonna be great, you're a natural at this, this is awesome!" and then he was like "Yeah, I don't have any money". There's always something, right? Colby went on to become Tyler Black in the indies and he's now at FCW as Seth Rollins and he's a tremendous awesome talent so, you know, this place, I'm not saying it started him but that's the first time – it was his first, you know, venture into pro wrestling So, you know, this place has got a lot of history."

– CM Punk

"So I actually went and got trained, I moved out to Philadelphia in a car, I packed up all my crap. I went out there and I was going to get trained by CM Punk. CM Punk, who was a big star in WWE and now works for the other company. No, but he – I didn't have the money. I didn't. I had no idea how to live on my own. Because I never went to college, I didn't have like, I couldn't even do my own laundry. I didn't know what I was doing. I was an idiot.".

– Seth Rollins

[nenoname]

"The volume I hold in my hands. Describes my embarrassing defeat at the hands of Bill and the loss of my very sanity. Also contains a pretty good drawing of a plaidypus. Will soon be bestowed upon S and hidden at the ends of the Earth (I hope).”

always thinking about how ford was going to give stan j3 before changing his mind and giving him j1 instead.....

with stan completely avoiding the mystery of what the hell got ford into his paranoid state + why he built the portal in the first place, i wonder if getting j3 would've actually made him investigate what happened

+ the forementioned plaidypus drawing

[frigginconfused]

I need just a bit of funds, but I'm MAYBE supposed to be taking it easy, SO

Might I offer anyone some simple icon commissions?

These are all icons I'd made for last year's artfight and a good example of what they'd look like! Dot eyes, with a simple pattern background, and flat minimal shading with highlights~

$20 for one or $30 for two ($15 each)!

[narsh-poptarts]

Attempt on the mock fit for the vest!! This is the first time I'm doing a bigger clothes-related sewing project so I'm really hoping it goes well

Apollo Justice one day soon I shall be you <3

feat my really dirty mirror

[bbygirl-aemond]

okay i won't lie i did giggle a bit when daemon tried to call the brackens on their bluff and they weren't bluffing and then he just LET THEM LEAVE my dude.... you're so bad at this

[happyk44]

Zeus: What are you talking about? I'm a very trusting person! I trust all of you.

Zeus: Except Poseidon.

Poseidon: That's fair.

Zeus: And Hestia a little bit.

Hestia: What??

Zeus: You're too nice, it feels fake. Like you're lulling me into a false sense of security so you can steal my organs later.

Hestia: Wha- I don't want your organs!

Zeus: That's exactly what someone who wants to steal my organs while I sleep would say.

Zeus: Hades. You can hide in shadows and you're always talking to people who aren't there.

Hades: Those people are ghosts. Ghosts who have helped us.

Zeus: Right, but how can I be sure that you're not using them to plot against me?

Hades: Why would I plot against you?

Zeus: I don't fucking know! But you could be. And that's the important thing to focus on.

Hades: That's not-

Zeus: And Dem! Look, you seem great. But. You know... there's just something there that worries me.

Demeter: And that is?

Zeus: Don't know! But it's there.

Zeus: So really I trust all of you, but not that much, save for Hera. Except, obviously, when I don't trust her. But it's mostly I do. Usually. Sometimes.

Zeus: Once.

Hera: Are you fucking kidding me?

Zeus: No, I've definitely trusted you one time. Sort of. A little bit. It was very difficult.

Hera: You have a problem and you need help.

Zeus: That's exactly what someone who wants me to fail would say.

[anheliotrope]

Let me explain what happened. I'm going to work through events one by one, ending with the state you see in the screenshot.

I am playing Ironman (basically no saving or loading except as needed to restore the game state after program shutdown).

I am playing on Genius difficulty (4/5, I didn't want to get my ass turned inside out by Superhuman difficulty)

I am besieging the enemy UFO.

I am 90% convinced the map is empty of aliens, save for the UFO.

I carelessly explore the map with the XCOM soldier seen at the bottom.

At 1 TU left, the XCOM soldier makes Line of Sight with an alien.

My reaction: Oh shit, oh fuck, uhhh.

1 TU is not enough for the XCOM soldier to scratch their fucking ass, let alone retreat or fire.

On the next turn that alien is going to turn around and without fail obliterate my soldier.

Nobody else has LOS on the alien and nobody, even if they spent their entire turn's worth of TUs could not possibly move into a position that can allow them to shoot the alien.

I select the XCOM that you see still selected in the screenshot -- Jungo Chiba.

I contort all of my brain muscles to try to find a way to save my beloved anti-xeno legionnaire.

Jungo Chiba has exactly enough moves to face up against the wall on a trajectory towards the alien.

I use ctrl+click to force Jungo to shoot in the direction of the wall in 3x Auto mode.

The first shot destroys a section of yellow-brownish brick wall.

The second shot destroys a section of wooden wall.

The third shot destroys a wooden door and the same shot hits the alien in the side, obliterating them immediately.

I pog so ungraciously and take this ugly ass screenshot.

(I move him one tile away from the hole he just shot for no reason.)

What a fucking legend.

Thank you for your service, Jungo Chiba.