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[bleaksqueak]

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[tired-biscuit]

Hinata is the only one with good vision on Team 8 (i like to think that Kurenai wears reading glasses) and they make her read every single thing that they can't see

* at Mc'Donalds *

Hinata: did you guys choose yours things?

Kurenai: * squiting at the menu because she forgot her glasses at home *

Shino: * not even trying to look at the menu because he gave up *

Kiba: * super confused * why the chicken nuggets are purple?

Hinata: you know what, whe have food at home, let's go

-🐞

modern au shino takes a pic of the menu and zooms it in so that he can see it clearly

[scribledon]

Have you ever realized how almost everyone in Animaniacs is a parody?

Yakko is a parody of Groucho Marx

Wakko is a parody of Harpo Marx

Dot is a parody of Chico Marx

Brain (s voice) is a parody of Orson Wells

Slappy is a parody of Bugs Bunny

Squit is a parody of Ray Liotta

Pesto is a parody of Joe Pesci

Bobby is a parody of Robert DeNiro

Buttons is a parody of Lassie

Rita is a parody of George from Of Mice And Men

Runt is a parody of Lennie from Of Mice And Men

And some characters just parody stuff in their cartoons without having the characters be referencing other specific characters or people, such as Pinky and The Brain, and Chicken Boo

[bestofanimaniacs]

WE'RE ANIMANEY, "POLL"TALLY INSANEY, THESE BRACKETS ARE A SHAMEY...ANIMANIACS!

Hellooooooooo Nurses!

I don't think anyone has yet attempted to pit the Animaniacs cast against each in a Tumblr poll yet, so I will be doing the honors. This poll is for the best character from the original (1993) Animaniacs series. (If this goes well there may be a reboot poll, but we'll cross that bridge).

You'll find below the brackets of the 28 reoccurring characters from the original series and links to the polls. I'll be leaving Round 1's polls open for a week and we'll go from there in terms of participation and interest.

Due to the number of characters included, Yakko, Wakko, Dot, and Brain will appear in Round 2, don't worry!

This is purely for fun and friendly competition is encourage. Please don't start any fights or take this too seriously, okay? It's just a silly poll. Yakko, Wakko, and Dot will report you to the "Please, please, please get a life foundation" if you take this too seriously, that's a threat.

Polls will start to post at 10am CST on March 9th and run for a week. Links for polls under read more.

Round 1:

Bracket 1 -

Runt vs Mr. Skullhead

Hello Nurse vs Mr. Director

Minerva Mink vs Chicken Boo

Bracket 2 -

Wheel of Morality vs Rita

Slappy Squirrel vs Mime

Skippy Squirrel vs Bobby

Bracket 3 -

Thaddeus Plotz vs. Colin (Randy Beaman Kid)

Pinky vs Marita Hippo

Buttons Vs Katie Ka-boom

Bracket 4 -

Ralph the Guard vs Squit

Dr. Scratchansniff vs Flavio Hippo

Mindy vs Pesto

[galactic-glamour-girl-posts]

Let's Rank the Animaniacs segments!

The order won't surprise you too much if you've followed me for a while or have seen a few of my Animaniacs-related posts (although my opinions on some segments have changed), but I figured it would be fun to rank them anyway (plus it relates to something I wanted to say regarding the characters, but I'll save that for the end). Sub series like Wheel of Morality and Dot's Poetry Corner don't count.

Segments I actively dislike

Worst - Katie Ka-Boom

"lol teenage girls amiright?" No. Shut up. This isn't funny. Her catchphrase is dumb (“I’m not overreacting, I’m a teenager!”) and honestly her parents suck too (“Teenagers should be locked away until they’re 30.”) This is easily the most mean-spirited segment on the show, it reeks of bitterness.

The Hip Hippos

The fat jokes suck and both hippos are boring characters with no real goal or motivation; but they are a genuinely wholesome couple and the idea of out of touch high class people being the stars of a segment is at the very least a good idea, they just botched the execution.

Chicken Boo

The Chicken Boo segments are an okay joke told too many times in the exact same way.

Buttons and Mindy

This segment is too mean spirited and is basically the same segment every time but I'm ranking them higher than Boo because Buttons and Mindy, as characters, are adorable and actually have personalities, unlike Boo (I'm aware Boo being like that is the point, but still).

Segments that are...OK

Mime Time

I think The Mime being such a bland character actually improves these bumpers. I don't feel too bad when he gets hurt because we barely know him and his bumpers are brief, so we don't see him suffer for too long. Although I do think the slapstick is kinda just...fine.

The Flame

These are little boring. I feel like the Warners do a better job with educational segments. These segments pretty much just exist to teach US history, but in a more tame yet in your face about how great they want kids to think America is way than when Warner segments would.

Randy Beaman Kid/Colin

It sure is...a bumper.

The Incredible Gnome in People's Mouths

This might be the weirdest premise of any Animaniacs segment, and that's saying a lot. It's alright.

Good Idea Bad Idea

Easily the best non-sub series bumper for sure...but it's still just a bumper.

Starbox and Cindy

This segment is kind of like Buttons and Mindy but since the protagonist is a bad person, his pain can actually be funny. It's also kind of like Pinky, Elmyra and the Brain if they didn't turn an iconic double act into an unremarkable trio. Hearing Cindy ramble about random stuff in the background is both cute and funny (I'll admit the Gnome probably should be higher because it's more of an original idea...but Cindy's adorable so I'm putting this higher lol).

Goodfeathers

I didn't like their first segment, but a lot of their later ones are OK, even though many over-rely on the whole "and then the Goodfeathers get hurt" bit. They're not much more than a (now dated) reference, and I think the writers realised this eventually because they clearly gave up on them at one point. They get no segments in season 3, only one in season 4, in season 5 they just get cameos and bumpers, and they show up really late compared to everyone else in Wakko's Wish. Pesto's the only standout character here to me, I don't really care for Squit or Bobby.

Minerva Mink

I like how she loves to wallow in self pity about how hard her life is yet is incredibly vain, manipulative and loves to be ruder than she needs to be. She's not a saint, but that's funny! I would've put her segments in the next tier if not for 1-the fact that she only has two segments so she never got to reach her full potential as a character and 2-the sheer amount of perv-pandering...which happens to be the reason why she only has two segments.

Segments I like!

Rita and Runt

Their segments can be hit or miss, but I think the bad ones aren't bad enough and the good ones are good enough to warrant them being this high. Rita and Runt are both likeable characters, their segments aren't the funniest but they have a lot of heart. Not gonna lie Rita's probably the best singer on the show.

Slappy Squirrel

She's basically what would happen if a Looney Tunes character ever actually grew to be old. She solves modern day problems with old school cartoon solutions, she's great!

Pinky and the Brain

In truth, if it weren't for their spin off series and the Animaniacs reboot these guys would probably be under Slappy. I've dedicated at least four long posts to these two I'm not going into further detail lol.

Best - Yakko, Wakko, and Dot

Chaotic good puppy children live out every kid's fantasy of fighting back against adults who mistreat them or others, what's not to like? I like that out of all the characters (aside from Slappy) they're the best homage to classic cartoons, between their designs and the fact that they often have entire segments that are homages to classic cartoons, like "The Girl with the Googily Goop", "The Warner's Vault" or "Yakko Amakko". Plus the Warners have one of the least formulaic segments on the show so that helps-great songs, cute sibling/family shenanigans, fun parodies, and just a whole bunch of zany chaos!

In all seriousness, the main reason I made this post is because a couple times I've seen people post/tweet something along the lines of "real Animaniacs fans like all/most segments" or "a true Animaniacs fan should like *blah blah blah* segments" and I just wanted to say...no.

If you only watch the show for the Warners, or just Slappy, or both Pinky and the Brain and Starbox and Cindy, or just Rita and Runt, Hip Hippos and Mime Time, or even literally only for Katie Kaboom, that's valid.

There's no quota for which segments you have to like. If you're a fan, you're a fan, no one else gets to decide that.

[sanitizarium]

3, 4, 9, 10, 21? (if you dont wanna do a drawing again thats fine too! (if you do can i see agent 4 i love them))

3 (what songs do you listen to while doing art?): SONIC OSTS especially the official dj mixes by tomoya ohtani!!!

4 (how often do you draw?): it fluctuates a lot.......sometimes i'll draw daily and then i won't for upwards of a week :[ near constant art block is a bitch but i do my best despite it

9 (what drawing programs do you use?): i mainly use clip studio paint and sometimes i use paint tool sai and (very rarely) the chicken smoothie oekaki!! i used to be really good at the animal jam art studio too

10 (are you right or left handed?): i am right handed!!

21 (draw one of your original characters): squit!!!

[ace-of-garlic-breads]

my thoughts on Animaniacs Characters:

Yakko Warner : Chaotic Bi/pan (I like both hcs) Theater Kid (and deffinately a he/they)..Nerd, Swiftie

Wakko Warner: Non-Binary(they/them) /aroace icon who is great a cooking/baking. Swiftie

Dot Warner: Bi Queen.(ace too) who mimics her brothers cause she looks up to them (this is how I justify her kinda stealing her sibs "things"(I already mentioned this in a prior post)), Swiftie

Pinkey: cute, rocks for brains, genderfluid (because I said so) HUGE swiftie

Brain: Asexual.

Slappy: Mean/chaotic Lesbian grandma who will blow you up if you inslult her nephew/grandchild

Skippy: Nerodivergent. and just all around adorable. Swiftie

Rita: badass, slytherin energy, has the best singing voices in the whole show (there i said it)

Runt: no thoughts. just floof, golden retreaver energy, cutie, floof. Best boi

Hello Nurse: LESBIAN ICON, doesn't get payed enough, should have been the CEO in the reboot.

Dr, Scrach'n'sniff: some flavour of queer, doesn't get payed enough. secret Swiftie

Mr Plotz: asshole.

Nora Norita: bitch. (with a backstory)

Katie Kaboom: Love her (I may have a bais towards her cause I am also a teenager named Katie with anger issues) (tbh we look alike to) bicon.

Minerva Mink: Bicon

Marita & Flavio Hippo(they can't be seperated): couple goals.

Good feathers (again they are a packaged deal) : I kinda hate them tbh (Squit has to be my fave tho)

Mindey: kinda annoying (she's still cute tho), she like MLP, her parents are in the words of Comic book guy (the Simpsons): the.worst.cartoon.parents.ever

Buttons: 2nd best boi (after Runt ofc) but would be a better Parent to Mindey. doesn't get rewarded for his efforts to keep Mindey alive and give this boy a break

William and Angilina II Warner: the fandom has basically just gave them whole personalities (hell idk if Angilina II even has a canon name) and backstories and I am HERE FOR IT!

Cora Norita: annoying Tiktok "influencer" (who's Mommy pays people to follow her) would be friends with Kaite Kaboom

Ralph.T. Guard: small brain, big heart. loyal af, hufflepuff energy tbh (still don't really like him tho)

Julia Brain: Sapphic queen. (married to Billie from the OG series) Rep era Swiftie 100%

Billie: Sweetie. loves her wife sm,

Chicken Boo: he wears a discuise to look like Human Guys but yer not a man your a chicken boo.

did I forget your Favorite? if so let me know!

[threeletterswow]

Basic (kind of) Information

The Fandoms involved: Animaniacs, Tiny Toon Adventures, Looney Tunes, Goof Troop, Pinky and The Brain, Sam and Max, Ducktales (2017), Darkwing Duck.

The staff of the school (will go into more detail on who does what later): Phillip Phillips (Pinky), Brian Phillips (Brain), Charlie Benjamin (Chicken Boo), Rita Wilson (Rita the Cat?), Richard Russel (Runt the..dog?), Shelby Stuart (Slappy Squirrel), Pesto Romano (explanatory), Bobby Brooks (also explanatory), Squit Russo (do I even have to say it?), Ralph Guard, Heloise Nerz (Hello Nurse), Buttons, Bailey Bunny (Bugs Bunny), Dallas Duck (Daffy Duck), Pierre Preston (Porky Pig), Wile E. Coyote, Randy Roads (Roadrunner), Terrance Deevil (Taz), Tobias Byrd (Tweety Bird), Sylvester Corbin, Foghorn Leghorn, Speedy Gonzalez, Elmer Fudd, Yosemite Sam, Pepe Le Pew, Penelope Price (cat Pepe chases), Marvin Maeko, Lola Bunny

Well that was a lot sheesh now on with the students

The students of the school BUT by grade:

-9th grade: Roman Phillips (Romy.. it works trust me), Wakko Warner, Lucas Scott (Lil Sneezer), Huey Duck, Dewey Duck, Louie Duck, Webby Vanderduck, Lena Sabrewing, Violet Sabrewing

-10th grade: Elmyra Duff, Darla Gugenheek (The Geek), Sylvester Jr.

-11th grade: Montana Max (is supposed to be in 12th grade), Marcia Maeko (Marvin's niece)

-12th grade: Yakko Warner, Buster Bunny, Barbara Ann Bunny (Babs Bunny), Hamton Priceton (Hamton Pig), Parker Duck (Plucky Duck), Darius Deevil (Dizzy Devil), Foster Carter (Furrball), Gogo Iram, Concord Condor, Cassidy Coyote (Calamity), Liam Baca (Lil Beeper), Fila Fifi (Fifi Le Fume), Sweetie Byrd, Minerva Mink, Francis Miller (Fowlmouth), Shirley McLoon, Maximilian Goof (Max Goof), Peter Jr. Peterson (Peej/Pj), Roxanne Gibson, Gosalyn Mallardmeyer (combined the last names honestly)

[thewarnerbrothers]

nobody asked but here are my headcanons mostly based on the 90s show

yakko, wakko, & scratchansniff are bi with a preferenece for women

i wish i could see dot as a lesbian but that girl is straight as a ruler

none of the warners care about gendered stereotypes and will cross-dress whenever tf they want

pinky and the brain are bi but we all know they belong together

hello nurse is a lesbian and tired of her job

slappy is in a committed relationship with herself

rita’s a lesbian, runt’s just a friend

pesto and squit enemies to enemies

you know what? i ship the mime with mr skullhead i don’t even care

chicken boo never finds love

[punz4lyfe]

Animaniacs - SMG4 Character Parallels

Yakko - SMG4 (Main Lead Jokesters)

Wakko - Mario (Red-Hatted Eaters)

Dot - Meggy (Snarky and Cute Female Leads)

Dr. Scratchansniff - Luigi (Big-Nosed Nervous Wrecks)

Hello Nurse - Belle (Intelligent Beauties)

Ralph - Bowser (Tubby and Incompetent Doofuses)

Thaddeus - SMG3 (Dark Blue-Clad Jerks)

Pinky - Wario (Idiotic Villains)

Brain - Waluigi (Evil Masterminds (remember who caused the T-Pose virus?))

Slappy - Saiko (Short-Tempered Females)

Skippy - Shroomy (Cute, yet Destructive Children)

Squit - Fishy Boopkins (Happy-go-Lucky Wannabes)

Bobby - JubJub Boopkins (Silent and Strong)

Pesto - Bob (Aggressive Bullies)

Rita - Melony (Beloved Heroines)

Runt - Axol (Loyal Guy Friends)

Buttons - Toad (Butt Monkeys)

Mindy - Tari (Innocent Individuals)

Katie Ka-Boom - Peach (Destructive Blondes)

Minerva Mink - Daisy (Out-of-Focus Ladies)

Newt - Whimpu (Ultimate Simps)

Chicken Boo - Yoshi (Animal Criminals)

Colin - Frankie (Weird Kids)

Flavio - SwagMaster (Savvy Ladies Man)

Marita - Chris (Brains of the Duo)

Mime - Rob (Attractors of Misfortune)

[utouchmycookie]

Zany to the Max

By utouchmycookie on AO3

Weird madness by me that I should have spent writing Chapter Four of Open Your Eyes instead.

Once upon a time, the Board of Disney sat around a table and got angry. Disney owned practically everything. Between the Princesses and Mickey Mouse Clubhouse and a whole slew of Disney Pixar movies, children and parents and little kids who wouldn't let childhood dreams go were theirs. Marvel and Star Wars kept their fingers snared into action lovers and nerds, but they were still missing something...

Mickey Mouse had never been they type to pull off slapstick humor the way others had. They'd tried, of course, with the likes of Pete the Dog. They'd tried with Popeye, too, but that just wasn't what families wanted from Disney. Still, Warner Bros kept alive by lording the power over characters with these ideas of funny - their Looney Toons and Roger Rabbit and Animaniacs... Disney had already claimed Fox and the disagreements with Sony were simple matters of publicity. The rights owners of Spider-Man had nothing when Ironman had revived him so well. Yet, Warner Bros dared to rub salt in the wound, and did it far more often than even Fox had, by playing off their characters and mocking them so blatantly! And that, they decided, meant they had to take a page out of the Warner Bros's book.

It wasn't a good time for a Looney Toon's Back in Action type movie, but they could reassign some characters. After all, they'd already moved the Mickey crew out of the classics and into a near permanent status as childrens' teachers with Mickey Mouse Clubhouse... Who was to say that the Marvel characters couldn't be realigned?

Every cartoon seems to have that Alice in Wonderland episode. You know the one. Animaniacs does it, Ouran High Host Club does it, Scooby Doo does it... There's also the Wizard of Oz episode.

Think of this like that, except it's Animaniacs.

Featuring the 1993-98 era of the show (not the 2020 reboot as I haven't seen it yet. Working in it, though), with

- The Warner Brothers (Team Red), Yakko (Deadpool), Wakko (Daredevil), and Warner Sister, Dot (Spider-Man), running amok and causing problems. CEO TP (Wilson Fisk) wants them caught, but try as they might, Dr. Scratchansniff (Foggy Nelson), Hello Nurse (Aunt May), and Ralph the Guard (Happy Hogan) can't catch them! And maybe they don't fully want to, either.

- Meanwhile, the Brain (Loki), is trying to take over the universe every night with the unhelpful aid of fellow lab mouse Pinky (Thor), who mostly wants to be a good friend.

- Throughout the city, a mafia called the Goodfeathers (Star Spangled Feathers) is hidden in plain sight. Squit (Sam), Bobby (Steve), and Pesto (Bucky) are working hard to keep the Godfeather (Natasha) happy. (Goodfeathers got its name from Natasha bc of Clint)

- Good ole Slappy the Squirrel (Peggy, Jessica) is retired and just wants her nephew (niece), Skippy (Sharon, Karen), to have a good life while bein' grouchy the entire time.

- Buttons (Lucky the Pizza Dog) is having the hardest time of his life by being the best dog a tot who wanders into danger constantly, Mindy (Kate), could have. Unluckily Lady (Eleanor Bishop) and Mr. Man (Derek Bishop) only ever see the aftermath and blame Buttons, all the while claiming to be the best parents around. (New character! Played by Clint Barton because I don't condone the treatment of Buttons or Mindy).

- Stray cat Rita (Carol Danvers) has made a fast companion out of doofus of a dog Runt (Nick Fury). This unlikely friendship is filled with a taste of finding family and wild adventures in the search for a forever home.

- And don't miss out on recurring appearances from Chicken Boo (Maria Hill, who was actually Soren the Skrull?!), Minerva Mink (Tony), Katie Kaboom (Pepper), the Hip Hippos Flavio and Marita (Bruce and Betty), Mr. Skullhead (the Punisher), and Colin (Darcy).

FULL WORK CAN BE FOUND HERE

[pillowimp]

54%

oh heyyyy youuu :* 

54% Describe how you like your genitals to be touched.

oooh how do I describe this. I like having my cock treated like a cock, i like getting to thrust against or into something, and I like hand and finger motions that move my clitoral sleeve/foreskin/w/e up and down the shaft, and hard pressing pressure against it. I love straddling a person from above and pressing my own cock against theirs, while i’m dripping fluid all over them, and sliding myself up and down their shaft with my own, and then slowly making faster and faster motions, until I’m furiously humping against them and spasming against them... I like having fingers plunged into me, and being finger-fucked, but not that weird like, clenchy g-spot cleaning out a dead chicken move people do in porn to make someone squit. That shit looks so gross to me. I dont like having the space in between my labia touched, and I don’t like to be licked at all; I do love having the opening of my cunt kind of gently touched and rubbed. Steady, firm pressure and touching on the clit is great; that super fast frantic shit is tickly and annoying. 

[zanybohbot]

The Outsiders: Squit's Sh*ttiest Birthday Ever!

The Outsiders: Squit's Sh*ttiest Birthday Ever! (Episode 6)

Published: 11-04-19 - Updated: 11-08-19

It's Squit's 29th birthday and he is planning a dinner party but it clashes with a more popular bash so that his only guests are Pinky, Brain, Wakko, Pesto and Brain's exchange neighbour Patrice. This is the 6th fanfic episode of The Outsiders. Thx. Rated R for Strong Language/Mature Themes/Sexual Language.

Part 1: About Squit's Girlfriend

(The main 5 are at Squit's house with Patrice, a 22 year-old French exchange neighbour. Squit is using his computer.)

Brain: [about the French exchange neighbour] I dunno, he seems a bit weird. He asked me if I've tried the "Sleeping Beauty?"

Wakko: Oh, it's so awesome.

Brain: What, you know it?

Wakko: Yeah, you sit on your arm 'til your hand goes dead. 10-15 minutes is normally enough. And then when you jerk off, it feels like someone else is doing it.

Brain: How do you know these things?

Pinky: Oh, everyone knows the Sleeping Beauty; that's so 1984.

Brain: Is it?

Pinky: Fuck yeah, my cousin's brother invented it. He and his bros used to be called The Dead Hand Gang.

Squit: They had a gang based on masturbation? Oh there's nothing gay about that.

Pinky: Yeah, well he's in the Air Force now, so how gay's that?

Squit: Still quite gay. (Charlotte's online on Skype) Oh, shit, Charlotte's online.

Wakko: You asked her along yet?

Squit: No. I don't know if I should.

Brain: Go on, it'll be great.

Squit: Really, do you think so?

Brain: Yeah, it's cool, just say, "Hi".

Squit: (finished typing) Done it. Oh, wow, she's come straight back. She says, "Hi, whassup". Smiley face.

Pinky: Now, ask her the fuck out!

Squit: No, can't just jump in, not the way things have been with us.

Brain: At least have to charm her a bit first.

Squit: (finished typing) I've written "Just hanging out with Brain and his French exchange". Okay, another smiley face. Can't bring myself to send a smiley back, but I could write "lol" if I absolutely had to.

Pinky: Do that. That'll be dope as hell!

Squit: "LOL! Anyway, it's my birthday. Come for dinner, please?" (silence) That pause isn't good.

Pesto: Calm down, it's only been a second, dummy!

(Another short silence)

(Charlotte's offline)

Squit: (annoyed) Oh, for Christ's sake! She's gone offline rather than answer whether or not she'll come to my birthday?!

Wakko: Maybe the connection dropped?

Squit: Nope, it was back and forward, back and forward. Then a question about dinner and she's gone.

Pinky: Look, she didn't say, "No" did she?

Squit: No. But she did hang up.

Brain: C'mon. I'm sure she'll be there.

Squit: Well, not sure, but y'know.

Anya: (came downstairs) Oh, hello, Brain.

Brain: Hey, An.

Patrice: Bonjour.

Anya: (giggled) Oh, my goodness, you're French.

Brain: This is Patrice, he's my sort of French exchange neighbour. Patrice, this is Squit's sis.

Anya: Hello. Well, I'm just gonna play tennis. Ha, don't know why I mentioned that. Bye.

Brain: See ya.

Squit: Thanks, bye!

Wakko: See ya lata.

Pinky: Peace.

Anya: Au revoir, Patrice.

Patrice: Au revoir. (She leaves the house.) Your sister is very ze sexy.

Squit: Uhhh...what?

Patrice: She has ze sex. (walks away awkwardly)

Pinky: Well, damn! He's a strange one. Fuck me, right?

Wakko: But he's French, they're sometimes weird?

Squit: Oh, god, please don't be racist.

Wakko: How's that racist, I'm just saying that he barely says anything and when he does speak it's always about sex. Just like all French people.

(Squit N/R: The next day was my birthday. Whilst I was making my final preparations, including putting on shit music girls would like, Patrice had been busy too.)

Patrice: I just had a really nice, er tug, thinking about your mother. I think some went on the floor. Sorry. (Shows Squit the liquid on his red sofa.)

Squit: (sarcastically/disgusted) Great, thanks, Patrice. (The door rang) I'll get it. It could be Charlotte. (He opens to see Pinky, Brain, Pesto and Wakko instead of Charlotte)

Pinky: Yo, bender. (Drinking Red Bull)

Squit: (looking unimpressed) Oh.

(Squit N/R: Happy birthday to me. It was 8.30pm on my 29th birthday in July 19th 2006, and my party was in full swing.)

Brain: Where's your plus one anyways, Pinky?

Pinky: Not coming. She got a modelling job, had to fly to Paris. Barmaid by day, supermodel by night.

Squit: (sarcastically) Sounds likely.

Pinky: Where's Little Miss Stuck-up Cock-tease?

Brain: Do you mean Billie?

Pinky: Uhhh...yeah. Duh.

Brain: I don't think Billie will make it.

Pesto: Why not?

Wakko: Is something up?

Brain: No, it's nothing like that. I just sort of didn't invite her in the end.

Pinky: Wow. You really are a pussy, why am I not surprised?!

Brain: Hey, at least I tried!

Squit: (slightly annoyed) So lemme get this straight, there are gonna be no women here then? None at all? I don't know why I bother.

Pinky: Well, I wouldn't say there will be no women.

Pesto: Yeah, not no women!

Squit: (confused) Wait. So there are some women coming?

Wakko: Maybe, maybe not.

(Pinky, Wakko and Pesto are smirking as their mischievous.)

Squit: (still not looking unimpressed) Look, it's very clear from your smirking faces and tone of voice that actually there are some women coming.

Pinky: We got you a special birthday treat.

Squit: Did you?

Wakko: (takes a deep breath) STRIPPER!

Squit: What?!

Wakko: Yup. (laughs)

Squit: Have you really bought a stripper?!

Pinky: Relax, she was only $5 million!

Squit: How have you paid for that?!

Wakko: We haven't yet, we'll just have a whip round when she gets here.

Brain: A whip round?! We don't have $1 million each!

Pinky: Nah, it's...oh...shit, you are absolutely right about dat, my paycheck doesn't come out till tomorrow at noon. Sorry, bruh.

Squit: (sarcastically) Great, so until a $5 million angry lap dancer turns up, we are without female company. Gee, thank you very much for my 29th birthday, I really appreciate it a lot.

Pinky: Okay fine, if ya gonna be savage about it, I will pick some girls up from outside.

Squit: (sarcastically) Oh, please! Pick me up some random girls from the street for me.

Brain: Or, we can go to Buster's party, it's happening right now.

Wakko: Yeah.

Pesto: As a matter of fact, why aren't we there in the first place? It will be much better than this shit joint.

Squit: (sarcastically) Why thank you very much for that remark right there. (grabs a bottle of wine) More wine!?

Pinky: Ohhh...I bet it reeks of ass in there.

Squit: Ohhh...and I bet it's not.

Pinky: Yes, it is.

Squit: No, it's not!

Pinky: Is!

Squit: Not!

Pinky: Is!

Squit: (getting angry) Not!

Pinky: Well, I don't see why NOT! (furious)

Wakko: Guys, please. Calm down.

Squit: Look, I put a lot of effort into this! I made a really nice coq au vin...

Pinky: Cock of WAT?! (laughs)

Pesto: Bruh...your fuckin' high.

Brain: You don't help yourself, do you?

Squit: Oh yeah, I see, 'coq' au vin, very mature! It actually means chicken in wine, doesn't it, Patrice?

Patrice: Quoi?

Squit: Well, it does, and it doesn't mean cock up my ass, or cock on my head, or...

Pesto: ...you got some cock in the back of a van.

Squit: Or that I got some cock in the back of a van! Look, all I wanted was a nice, civilised and sophisticated birthday party. Like we did back in 1993, when we first began out acting career back at Warner Bros. Just something a little different from the usual parties - maybe even the sort of party that girls are impressed by! OK, so there aren't any girls here, but why don't we at least attempt to have a sophisticated conversation? We are in the 20s and were not teenagers anymore. I know it's a tall order, and I'm not expecting sparkling, but let's give it a go, eh, fellas, since it is my FUCKING BIRTHDAY!

[everyone sits in chastened silence for a while. Then...]

Wakko: How much Lego can you stuff up your ass?

Squit: Oh, for Christ's sake!

Wakko: No not now, like when you were younger, how much did you get up there?

Pinky: Your fuckin' high.

Brain: Why were sticking Lego up your rear end?

Wakko: Not much, just rectangular ones. Unless, you wanna come to my house and prove it.

Squit: (stands up) FINE! Fine! Let's go to Buster Bunny's house!

Pesto: FUCK YEAH!

Brain: (whispers to Squit) Are you sure?

Squit: Oh, please. It's the last thing I wanted to do. She's not coming, is she? And a skillful raconteur like Wakko is wasted on just us.

Pinky: Nice one. Now I get a proper three-course meal, hoe, puh and a V!

(They all leave Squit's house.)

Part 2: A Long Journey

(Squit N/R: So we headed into the night, and found Pinky's three courses sitting on a fence.)

Pinky: 'Allo, 'allo. (Points at 3 girls drinking wine on the street) Here they are.

Wakko: Nice.

Brain: I dunno. They look a bit rough. Are they drinking in the street?

Pinky: Dirty. I love it!

Squit: Not quite the sophisticates I had in mind, but at least they're female.

Pesto: I think you should go over, Pinky.

Pinky: Nah, B should.

Brain: What? Why me?

Pinky: Alphabetical. You got that bent look girls go for anyway.

Brain: Fine, if you're gonna be a douche, you go!

Pinky: Sorry for being "a douche"! Look, are ya gonna go or not!?

Pesto: Just go, B, it's freezing out here.

Squit: Come on, Brain. For me? For my birthday? Remember?!

Brain: (sigh) God, fine. (He comes up to the girls) Hi, there.

Girl 1: What ya fuckin' say!?

Brain: Uhhh...hello.

Girl 1: And what?

Brain: Uhhh...I wanted to ask you to a party?

Girl 1: I'm 13.

Brain: (in shock) Oh, sorry. I didn't know.

Girl 2: And I'm 11, you scum.

Brain: Yep, there's been a mistake, so...

Girl 1: Like looking at little girls, do ya?

Girl 2: Like getting 'em to parties where you can touch 'em, do ya?

Brain: No, God, no. Look, I'm going now.

Girl 3: Pedo!

Girl 1: You fuckin' pedo!

Girl 2: Yeah, run, you pedo.

(Patrice strokes his dick right in front of them.)

Brain: What the fuck, Patrice?!

Girl 1: Ewww! I'm gonna get my fuckin' brother on you!

Girl 3: Motherfucka!

(The others run away.)

Girl 1: That's it, run away, pedo boy!

Girl 2: Keep going, pedo! Keep walking, you fuckin' pedo!

Pinky: (sarcastically) Nice one, Brain.

Brain: Me?! It was fucking Patrice who pissed them off in the first place!

Pinky: You tried to scum them up, scumbag!

Brain: (grabs Pinky's snout with anger) I'm not in the mood for this, just warning you!

Pinky: "Ooh, watch out, Uncle Brain might give me a special bop with his stupid pencil!" Look, you're being awkward as fuck! Girls don't love dat shit!

Brain: (let's go of Pinky) Whatever!

Squit: (reads his text) Oh, fuck.

Pesto: What's for pudding, Squit?

Squit: (sarcastically) Oh, I dunno. Just a middle-aged woman demanding $5 million!

(The message from a stripper that says "WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY AND WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!")

Wakko: Oh, shit.

Pinky: What are we gonna do?

Brain: I think we should go.

Squit: (sigh) Yes, fine, I give up. Let's try to get in to Buster Bunny's.

Brain: What about your dinner party?

Squit: Forget it. You can lead a horse to water but can't stop it sticking Lego up its ass.

(Patrice started pissing in the street for no reason.)

Squit: Oh, for Christ's sake, Patrice, don't do that!

Wakko: God, Brain, he's a nightmare! We can't have him scare all the hoes away at the party, let's ditch him.

Brain: I'm looking after him, I can't leave him stranded in a strange country.

Pinky: Well he comes from a strange country!

Squit: Brain, for once, Pinky and Wakko are right. Patrice is weird and boring. Do you really think girls will be impressed when we turn up with that?

(Patrice is still pissing.)

Brain: Okay. Probably not.

Squit: Let's just leg it while his back is turned. It's now or never, B.

Brain: OK, fuck it!

(The others run away from Patrice.)

(Squit N/R: So we ran away. Yep, ran away. Something I hadn't done since John Cook discovered wedgies in 8th grade.)

Wakko: Crap! I've got a stitch wedgie. I need to itch!

Squit: That should be enough.

(Patrice was running from behind.)

Pinky: Fuck! He's behind us!

Wakko: No way!

Squit: Run! He's chasing us!

(Patrice is now next to them still running.)

Wakko: Holy fuck, he doesn't give up easily!

Squit: What does he think is happening?!

Pesto: I think he's caught us up.

Brain: (sarcastically) Yeah, good spot, Pesto.

Patrice: Brain, why we run?

Brain: Uhhh...I don't fuckin' know actually!

Patrice: You don't know?

Brain: Yeah.

Patrice: So we stop?

Brain: Yep, probably. Good idea.

(They stopped running.)

Brain: (sigh) Let's just go to the party.

(They are walking down the street to Buster's house.)

(Squit N/R: So after trying and failing to outrun a boy in Cuban heels, we headed for Buster Bunny's party, which we definitely wouldn't get into.)

Pesto: Who's gonna ask if we can come in, Squit?

Squit: I dunno, why are you asking me?!

Pinky: Outta the way you Kwik Shit Shitters, I'll do it myself!

(BUZZER DOOR OPENS)

Bull Gator: What?

Squit: Hello, Bull Gator. I'm Squit.

Bull Gator: Sorry. You can't come in, there's too many already.

Squit: Look, we'll be no trouble, I promise. I mean, look at us.

Bull Gator: Fine. One of you can come in.

Squit: One, five, there's hardly any difference, perhaps we could negotiate...

Bull Gator: No. (points at Patrice) Him. He can come in. (He lets him in)

Squit: Oh, right, well the thing is, Brain will have to come in, too, he's supposed to be looking after…

(Shuts the door.)

Squit: (sarcastically) Great. So we can add Patrice to the growing list of people more popular than us.

Pesto: DAT'S IT! (As he attacks Squit)

Pinky: (looking through the window) Fucking John's in there! And he's with a girl! He's got his hand on her tit!

Wakko: This is too tragic.

Brain: Holy shit.

Pinky: And Charlotte Big Jugs is in there.

Pesto: (as he finishes beating up Squit, leaving him with a black eye and bruises) Nice! (laughs)

Squit: (pushes Pesto away) Oh, c'mon!

Pinky: Time for Plan B.

Squit: (sarcastically) Oh, right, there's a Plan B, is there?! Plan A was so brilliantly devised I wouldn't have thought we'd need a Plan B! What is it?! Climb over a fuckin' fence?!

(The scene cuts to the Buster Bunny's fence near his backyard.)

Squit: I can't believe we're actually doing this!

Pinky: Don't shit yourself. It's only a fence, it won't bite.

Squit: Yes, Pinky, except I'm not worried about it biting, I'm worried about breaking my neck.

Pinky: Come on, it'll be sick, climbing and shit.

Squit: Will it tho? There must be another way.

Pinky: (looks at the backyard) Ah, it's full of puh. Give us a push, Wak.

(They all climb up the fence and jump into the backyard, except for Squit.)

Squit: Guys, c'mon, get a grip! I'm just not made for climbing, y'know? Maybe one of these panels is loose. (he saw a small gap in the fence) There's a gap here! (he gets into the backyard through the gap but struggles.)

Pinky: Jesus, did you even bother to lose weight at all? Just look ya, maybe that's why you're struggling!

Pesto: Come on, Squit. Just hurry up!

Squit: Huh? (He gets dog shit on his sleeve of his white suit) Oh, for Christ's sake!

Wakko: Why's he always gotta be different?

Pinky: Just hurry the fuck up, tubby, everyone's looking!

(Everyone was looking at them as Bull Gator came along.)

Bull Gator: The hell's going on?

Squit: Oh, hi, Bull. (he got out) As I was saying, it's quite important we look after Patrice.

Bull Gator: And you stepped on dog shit?

Squit: Yes, I have. But ask yourself why? That you've excluded us from this party because of some vague rules about popularity is ridiculous. Although it looks like we climbed a fence and crawled through dog shit, what we've done is challenged your social apartheid.

Bull Gator: You weren't invited 'coz you're not on the list.

Squit: That makes sense too, I suppose.

Buster: (he came to the backyard) The hell's going on? (saw Squit, Pinky, Brain, Pesto and Wakko) Guys! Long time so see!

Pinky: Nice to meet ya, bruh!

Buster: Welcome to my party, make yourselves at home! (looks at Bull Gator, angrily) Dude, why didn't you tell me about this?! (leaves)

Bull Gator: I dunno, they weren't on the list! (looks back at the others) God, if you're that desperate then just ask. But take that suit off before you go inside. (leaves)

Squit: Sweet, nice one!

Brain: He's right about the suit tho, it stinks.

Wakko: Oh, bruh, that is rank. It's all up your sleeve, look.

(Squit takes off his suit which it leads to the others laughing at his black vest he was wearing underneath.)

Wakko: Oh, Christ! (laughs)

Pinky: What the fuck is that?! (laughs)

(Pesto laughs hysterically)

Brain: Oh, my God. (holds in the laugher)

Squit: (annoyed) It was a present from my mom, okay!

Brain: And you've worn it?

Pinky: She been getting gift ideas from Pesto's old man?

Pesto: My dad's not bent!

Wakko: Honestly, that's not a good look.

Squit: Well, we've just gatecrashed a party that Big John was invited to, so none of us are winning the cool prize.

Wakko: But you are losing by a mile.

Squit: Hmph. Not for long. I'm gonna find Charlotte.

Pesto: Upstairs getting fucked, most likely.

Squit: Pesto, I've told you she's not like that! (pause) I'll check upstairs first.

(They went inside the house.)

(Squit N/R: The best thing about your birthday is everyone has to do exactly what you want.)

The Final Part: Worst Birthday Ever!

(Squit N/R: With this in mind, I went to find Charlotte.)

Plucky: (mocking Squit) Nice shirt! (laughs)

Max: (mocking Squit) Yeah, good look, briefcase.

Skippy: (mocking Squit) Someone's stolen your sleeves, boy!

Squit: (embarrassed) Yep, nice one.

Little Beeper: (mocking Squit) Where's the rest of N'Sync?

Squit: Retro, but a good one.

(Meanwhile, Pinky and Brain fight about who's using the bathroom first.)

Pinky: C'mon! Let me go first, you know I'm desperate.

Brain: Ha-ha! Unlucky. (shuts the door)

Pinky: Don't be an ass! Seriously, c'mon, bro, I'm bursting!

(Billie came along.)

Billie: Oh, hi, Pinky, are you waiting?

Pinky: Yeah! I might piss my pants any minute now.

Billie: Oh.

Pinky: Won't be too long tho!

Billie: Oh, right. I didn't know you were friends with Buster.

Pinky: Oh, no! We climbed over a fence.

(Billie looking confused)

Brain: (comes out of the bathroom as Pinky went in) Billie, hi.

Billie: Hi, Brain, how are you?

Brain: Good, you?

Billie: Yeah, pretty awesome.

Pinky: (comes out of the bathroom) Jesus Christ, Brain, what the fuck have you done in there?!

Brain: (confused) Uhhh...

Pinky: Have you been eating cat food again?! Oh, God, you've left skid marks down the bowl too! Nasty-ass!

Brain: (embarrassed) Uhhh...Billie, I didn't. I only went in for a piss.

Pinky: Oh, God, I can taste it.

Brain: (angrily) PINKY!

Billie: (disgusted) Okay, I might go upstairs now. (goes upstairs)

Brain: No, don't. I was only peeing. It was only a pee! I promise I didn't leave skid marks! (looks at Pinky, angrily) You fuckin' asshat! Why did you do that?!

Pinky: Your welcome. (Slams the door)

(Squit N/R: OK, so things weren't going exactly to plan. But if I could just find Charlotte, I was confident it would still be a birthday to remember.)

Squit: (he opens the door to see Charlotte in the bedroom) Oh, hi, Charlotte, there you are.

Charlotte: (shocked) Squit!

(Squit N/R: And I was right.)

Squit: (concerned, seeing Charlotte having sex with somebody) Uhhh...the hell's going on?!

Charlotte: Uhhh...please go away!

Squit: Time out, fella! You're not alone now. (he looks under the covers to see who it is, he noticed that it was Patrice) Oh, Patrice Salut.

Patrice: Salut.

Squit: (shocked) Wait. Are you two...?

Charlotte: (slightly annoyed) Seriously, what are you doing?

Squit: I thought we could do it together, y'know.

Charlotte: Squit, I don't know why you're doing this. And what are you wearing?

Squit: I've got a bottle of champagne at home, and I remembered when we first met we had champagne, as it's my birthday I thought maybe...I'm sorry, is he touching you right now?! (saw Patrice touching Charlotte)

Charlotte: Look, maybe we'll have a drink later.

Squit: (slightly upset) Yeah, later, of course. (he was about to leave)

Charlotte: Oh, Squit? Could you turn the light off?

Patrice: No, leave on.

Charlotte: OK. See ya, Squit.

Squit: See ya. (shuts the door)

(Squit N/R: Great. And I'd rather hoped the singlet was the worst birthday surprise. Meanwhile, my friends were making the most of finally gettin' into a cool party, by standing in a corridor, not talking to anyone, doing jack-shit.)

(Squit goes downstairs to see the others.)

Brain: Did you find Charlotte?

Squit: (upset) Um, yeah. Yeah, I did. Upstairs being fucked by Patrice!

Pesto: HA! Knew it.

Wakko: Ooh, unlucky!

Squit: Can you make him stop, please, Brain? As a birthday present?

Brain: Sorry, but no means no. That's just too weird.

Squit: Yeah, you're probably right. Let's just go home.

(Squit bumps into Newt.)

Squit: Oh, hi, Newt, I'm just going but if you were looking for Charlotte, I think she's upstairs.

Newt: (angrily) Fuck off, you prick!

Squit: (nervous) Thanks. Have a fun night!

(They all leave the party and walked down the street at night.)

(Squit N/R: So, ironically, it was Newt who gave me the best gift this year, a savagely beaten French perverted sicko.)

Brain: Holy shit! What if Newt kills him?

Squit: (annoyed) Good!

Brain: His parents will go satan on Newt's ass tho if Patrice is injured!

Pesto: (laughs evilly) Nice!

Pinky: Well, fuck 'em anyway, you'll never see him again, so what!

Brain: I meant to drop him off back at Paris and I...

Squit: (getting angry) I'm sorry, do you wanna go to France?

Brain: What? No!

Squit: Well then shut the fuck up! What about me, huh?! It's my birthday and I saw Patrice trying to mount Charlotte! The fucking baguette-eating dickhead frog!

Brain: Jesus Christ, dude. That's a bit racist.

Squit: Well he made me racist! He was racist back when he said he hates Irish-Americans, I mean c'mon, what did we do to you!?

Wakko: Did you get to see her boobies tho?

Squit: No, Wakko!

Wakko: (in disbelief) Ahhh...y'suck. Why am I not surprised?

Squit: Oh God, what if my birthdays just get worse and worse from now on?! What'll happen next year?!

Pinky: You get AIDS and die at the age of 30?

Squit: I'd have to have sex for that to happen.

Wakko: Or fuck a monkey?

Squit: Technically, that still counts as sex.

Brain: Or drink from the same cup as Pesto's dad.

Pesto: Fuck you, my dad does not have AIDS!

Pinky: Son, your dad is so AIDS, he's the one who gave it to your siblings!

Pesto: (furious) You take that back!

Pinky: That's what your siblings said to 'em. NARF!

Wakko: C'mon, bro, let's get back to yours. I'll let you beat me at Pro Evo.

Squit: Thanks, I just hope this night couldn't get worse than this.

Girl 1: (from the distance) That's them!

Newt: (from the distance, furious) What did ya say to my fuckin' sister, you fuckin scum!?

Girl 2: (from the distance) Fucking pedos!

(Newt and the girls started chasing them.)

Squit: RUN!

Pinky: Again?

Brain: Oh, shit!

(They started running as Newt and the 3 girls are still chasing them.)

Wakko: Split up, he can't get us all!

Pinky: He's got a fucking cricket bat! See ya around, bitches! (hides behind the car)

Brain: (pushing Pesto away) Pesto, go away!

Pesto: (pushes Brain back) Ayy, coo off!

Squit: This is the tin hat. Worst birthday ever!

(Squit N/R: So my birthday, or dog shit (Bull Gator: And you stepped on dog shit?), singlet, heartbreak day, as I've come to think of it, was over. It's fair to say it hadn't been the best. But I had learnt one important life lesson. If you go around to Wakko's, don't play with his Lego. EVER! (Wakko: How much Lego can you stuff up your ass?/Squit: Oh, for Christ's sake!)

THE END!

I hope you enjoyed the 6th episode of The Outsiders. Thx. See ya lata! Peace! ;)

[bestofanimaniacs]

WE'RE ANIMANEY, "POLL"TALLY INSANEY, THESE BRACKETS ARE A REAL SHAMEY...ANIMANIACS!

Calling all Yakko stans, Wakko kinnies, and Dot loyalists...

We're officially in Round Two of the Animaniacs Best Character Poll (abc poll)! Yakko, Wakko, Dot, and Brain have all been added to the roster and I have the feeling things are going to heat up and all my predictions will go further out the window.

Polls open today (Thursday, 3/16) at 9am CST. Happy voting!

Reblogging, tagging, commenting, liking, and friendly competition are encouraged! The ask box and submissions page are open if you need a space to lament the loss of your favs from Round 1 (yes I'm still reeling over Mr. Skullhead, I didn't put him in the poll just to lose) or to hype up your fav in Round 2 (I wanna know exactly why Squit is the best and should take it all!).

Links to the polls under cut

Round 2:

Bracket 1 -

Yakko vs. Runt

Hello Nurse vs. Minerva Mink

Bracket 2 -

Wakko vs. Rita

Slappy vs. Skippy

Bracket 3 -

Brain vs. Colin

Pinky vs. Buttons

Bracket 4 -

Dot vs. Squit Dr. Scratchansniff vs. Pesto

Round 1: Winners have been bolded.

Bracket 1 -

Runt vs Mr. Skullhead

Hello Nurse vs Mr. Director

Minerva Mink vs Chicken Boo

Bracket 2 -

Wheel of Morality vs Rita

Slappy Squirrel vs Mime

Skippy Squirrel vs Bobby

Bracket 3 -

Thaddeus Plotz vs. Colin (Randy Beaman Kid)

Pinky vs Marita Hippo

Buttons Vs Katie Ka-boom

Bracket 4 -

Ralph the Guard vs Squit

Dr. Scratchansniff vs Flavio Hippo

Mindy vs Pesto

[galactic-glamour-girl-posts]

Animaniacs : The Looney Tunes Show AU

In both the original and the reboot, the Looney Tunes tend to cameo in Animaniacs fairly often, so I think it would be cool if the Warners made cameos in more Looney Tunes shows. A while ago I saw this fan art on Twitter;

https://twitter.com/WildBlur/status/1397601180193202178

And it made me think, how would I integrate the Warners into the Looney Tunes show? I know I'm not the first to do this, for example, I've seen a few people draw/write scenarios where Bugs and Daffy from that show adopt the Warners, but I have a different idea:

-The Warners, rather than being cartoons, are real child actors who are the stars of Daffy's favourite show, "Animaniacs". The show, rather than ending in 1998, is currently ongoing. Assuming The Looney Tunes show takes place during 2011, Animaniacs in this universe started in 2010.

-Their backstory on the show is the same, but in "real life" (in the world of The Looney Tunes Show) the Warners are not from the 1930's, so Yakko really is 14, Wakko is really 11, and Dot is 9. They're still animals, but no-one knows what species they are.

-The Warners don't live in the water tower. They've been orphans since 2003 and were adopted by Dr Scratchansniff in 2005, so they live with him.

-Everyone on the show is an actor and none of what happens on the show is real...except for Pinky and the Brain, who really are lab mice who want to take over the world, but no-one takes them seriously because they think they are method acting.

-Dr Scratchansniff, despite being an another actor on the show, actually is a psychiatrist, but not at Warner Bros. studios, at a hospital.

-Thaddeus Plotz plays the CEO in the show, but Nora Rita Norita is the CEO of Warner Bros. in real life. Offscreen, Mr Plotz isn't as much of a jerk as he is on the show, but he can be difficult to work with at times.

-Slappy isn't a cartoon either, no-one on the show is, and she's not Skippy's real aunt-but that doesn't stop her from acting like it offscreen. She and Walter Wolf get along pretty well offscreen, and they often take turns in listening to the other rant about the most recent thing that ticked them off.

-Rita and Runt aren't homeless in real life and live in a happy home with their owners. In fact, their owners in real life are actually the actors who play Mindy's parents on the show. They take good care of them and, surprisingly, aren't neglectful at all.

-The Goodfeathers (Bobby, Squit and Pesto) in real life are roommates.

-Chicken Boo is the only animal on the show that isn't actually an animal, he's a man in a chicken suit.

-Daffy constantly forces Bugs to watch the show with him.

-Daffy is convinced the Warners really are cartoons that came to life, and that everyone on the show really are the characters they play.

-Eventually this annoyed Bugs so much that he drove Daffy to a fan convention once to prove that the Warners are just actors. Unfortunately Daffy wasn't convinced, since the Warners have attended a fan convention within the show in an episode, so when he approached the Warners for an autograph, he starts fanboying and asks them questions like what it's like to live in a water tower, if they'll drop an anvil on certain people's heads for him, etc.

-Yakko, confused, begins to explain to Daffy that they're real people and that everything on the show is fake, and questions who would willingly live in a water tower, and that of course they don't actually drop anvils on people's heads that'd basically be murder, in a "HOW ARE YOU THIS DUMB?!" kinda way.

-Dot interrupts Yakko and actually plays along, stating that "Yakko was just joking!" and she pretends as if they really are cartoons. Satisfied, Daffy leaves, calling Bugs a "non-believer" on the way out. When Yakko questions why Dot did that, Dot says that she "would never deny praise from an adoring fan" and that she "knows when to give the people what they want...they leave quicker that way".

[bat-snake]

Doctor Who??? Dr Scrachensniff!

Every so often, I think about the brilliance of Animaniacs parodying Doctor Who and I just...wish I could replicate the art style

It initially started as “what if the Warners messed around with the TARDIS”, and then it just...spiraled. 

Because none of the Warners would be the Doctor.  No. Dr Scratchensniff is the Doctor. 

Companions? Warner Siblings? Jack-Mickey-Rose team up. Hippos? Rory and Amy (Just...imagine Flavio in the Roman outfit.) Hello Nurse? River Song. Maybe Donna as a double-up (in a different hair color for the gag of it) Sally Squirrel? Sarah Jane. (“You left me in BURBANK and you didn’t come back!”) Brain? Davros? Pinky? Thousands of Pinky. Daleks. PINKLEKS Goodfeathers? The Cult of Skaro. (Caan = Pesto, Jast = Bobby, Thay = Squit) Chicken Boo? Human Dalek Sec (formerly the Godpigeon)

TARDIS? The Watertower. It’s already bigger on the inside, so why not.

The list could go on and on, but I’m sure other people could add to it more than I can.

I just...keep thinking about Chicken Boo emerging from a “Pinklek” tank and getting immediately fried.  “That’s not a Pinklek, that’s a chicken! A giant chicken!”

Also: Brain-Davros: Pinkleks! Are you pondering what I’m pondering All Pinkleks in the vicinity: <Every single response from the show at the same time>