#the cutest gangsta ever!!!!

[kolaicendionysos]

My Sweet Mobster episode. 14

[yeryeryea]

8 underrated eremika fanfics that I think definitely deserve way more recognition, appreciation, and love:

🤍 Anamnesis by Karizard (@karizard-ao3)

I've reread this a few times and it gave me a sci-fi movie vibe based on those romance, humor elements, and family scenes. It's rare to see Mikasa as a fuckgirl and Eren being the absolute wife guy ever (trust me, it's really sweet). The idea that every au of eremika has them deeply loving each other is so appealing, I love them and can easily imagine their lives when I'm dozing off lol. And I literally screamed when canon Eren appears! Imagine if this were a Netflix series, just picture the trailer with Eren's titan roar as one of the episodes even if it's just a quick black screen for one second. It would totally hype everyone up!

🤍 ocho by AphoticW

It's very sweet and I think Eremika in this au has the healthiest relationship ever! And for the first time I can actually accept jeankasa while reading. It was really refreshing and gave me a new perspective on their dynamic, something I didn't expect to enjoy as much as I did when I saw the title. It really caught me off guard in the best way possible.

🤍 My Emotional Kaleidoscope by On_kamis_green_earth

It's hard to find a mature fanfic that includes the topics I'm interested in, like addiction and its effects. There aren't many fluffy moments in this au but there are very realistic problems that really make you think. I was hooked right after the first chapter. It feels so raw and real, unlike the typical dramatic fanfics that can feel a bit too far removed from the harsh realities of life (yes I'm talking about DF lol). I love how it dives into deep emotional themes without sugarcoating anything. The complexity of the characters really stands out and keeps me engaged throughout.

🤍 see you later (the series) by sinigangsta (@sinigangsta-ao3)

This is a great series about canon eremika! The way it explores their bond is so genuine and heartfelt. I love how it delves into the everyday moments of their life and shows their connection. It's not just about the big moments but the little things that make their relationship so endearing. And there's smut! Plenty of them :) Lots of steamy moments that really add to the chemistry.

🤍 i can't think of anything funny to say by miriamika

[Still updating] It's hilarious and brings a fresh twist with its unique 1950s time setting. The humor is spot-on, and the fun mix of comedy and nostalgia had me laughing out loud while also appreciating the content. I really hope the author comes back one day to give us more!

🤍 Porcelain Menial by cxcassi (@cxcassii)

[Still updating] To say it's sexy, hot, sultry, passionate, or anything else is seriously an understatement! I love how Eren's character shifts from being kinda casual with his intentions to completely serious when they finally sleep together lol. It's like watching him evolve. This is definitely a fanfic people should check out and I'm waiting for more! Can't wait to see where it goes next!

🤍 The U and I in Security by Shining TEA

[Still updating] I don't think there's any other eremika fanfic that sets them up as security guards! It's hilarious, not just between eremika but literally between everyone. It's kind of a slow burn, but each chapter just keeps getting better. I was literally cracking up during their soccer game! Also, Eren tries to deny, or should I say, can't quite figure out his feelings in the cutest way, and it was so amazing. I hope the author updates soon!

🤍 Gangsta's Paradise by Drift1607

The criminal x cop relationship actually reminded me of Zootopia. I just realized it's kind of like an ‘old’ fanfic but I've reread it a few times now. Eren in this au is so funny and refreshing, unlike other aus where he's more serious or something, his lines had me laughing nonstop. But just a heads up, there's a bit of ereannie smut in one of the chapters (😿), but I'm sure it's still a great fanfic that's definitely worth reading! It's fun and full of personality, so if you like a unique spin on their dynamic, you'll love it.

[beyoncesdragon]

an introduction of VICTON♥︎༄

my favorite emo punk fairies of kpop, @aixy-hpsa bub buckle up.

-`about victon´-

Victon actually means Voice to New World or some, and we, the cult-followers, are to be yelled at by the name of ALICE. They debuted 2016 and have so far produced a bunch of mindblowing, amazing, superior, beautiful, showstopping (...) bops:

-`studio albums´-

Voice : The Future is Now (2021) *scream*

-`mini albums´-

Voice To New World (2016)

Ready (2017)

Identity (2017)

From. VICTON (2017)

Nostalgia (2019)

Continuous (2020)

-`single albums´-

"Time of Sorrow" (2018)

"Mayday" (2020)

they are amaaaaazing oke. look here have my favorite songs of them. (Yes I’m forcing my love for them down your throat now I’m sorry)

♥︎ - KANG SEUNGSIK - ♥︎

♥︎ 16. April 1995 ♥︎ 🐶 ♥︎ 🇰🇷 ♥︎

Leader!

He became Victons leader after Seungwoo started participating in Produce X 101 and then officially became Victons leader when Seungwoo came back from X1.

Vocalist! VOCALIST. VOCALIST

This man is blessed with a set of insane vocal chords and we all love him for it.

congratulations to Victon for being the only group with Kang Seungsik

He’s the mom of the group :,)

Supa caring dude, cleans up the mess of OT6

Is “Health” in persona, which kinda fits doesn’t it.

Naturally gets bullied by the younger ones.

EYE SMILE GANG

Also has dimples

Great leader and we should all respect him for it and give him never ending credits, victon wouldn’t be victon without him periodt.

♥︎ - HAN SEUNGWOO - ♥︎

♥︎ December 24, 1994 ♥︎ 🦊 ♥︎ 🇰🇷 ♥︎

Lead rapper, lead dancer, lead vocalist lead everything

Except Leader.

He gave that position up after he returned from X1 (where he by the way also was voted leader)

YOOO the members missed him so much they cried when he was gone

Visuals✨

Oh boy that man...dangerous

He has the funniest laugh? Like u would never expect that laugh to be his???

He. Has. His. Own. EP. And I dare everyone to listen to „Sacrifice“. It’s a masterpiece.

Seunggu also has tattoos!! 3 in total.

This dude is ripped yet u will probably catch him imitating goats and pikachu...?

Will roast the maknae but with love

Hes so much more than just his face.

♥︎ - DO HANSE - ♥︎

♥︎ 25. Sept. 1997 ♥︎ 🐱 ♥︎ 🇰🇷 ♥︎

Hello you’re looking at the loml

Main rapper.

(Of victon and of Kpop ex.1 and ex.2)

Sese ♥︎

Puts the sweet in sweetheart and really, he only looks like he could kill

TATTOOOOOS. SO. MANY. OF. THEM.

Semicolon on his wrist; cross on his left shoulder and chest (he church boi); roses on his arm: writings on his collar bone; so many more

bestest sense of fashion hands down

Iconic lip ring

His own solo EP is on the way!!!

Somehow this man is also main dancer

MIC FLIPS OWO

Talented boy.

♥︎ - LIM SEJUN - ♥︎

♥︎ May 4, 1996 ♥︎ 🍓 ♥︎ 🇰🇷 ♥︎

You are looking at an icon here

Most coziest-est VLives in history of Vlives

Easily scared (victon does enjoy that, naturally)

Very whiny but it’s oke

Lead Vocalist, Visual, Face of the Group

Insane vocals too, here ex.1

Another member of kpops cucumbers-anti squad

He’s very much BTS fanboy (not as much as Wooyoung but that’s hard anyways)

Competitive eater (listen, the maknae said that and we will believe him)

Will never leave Subin do a Vlive in peace ever

Will Never leave Subin live in peace ever either

Clingy boy

Walking noise-machine, he goes “ouh? Oh? Eh?” Like 372892 times a day

So much love for the dimple-prince

♥︎ - HEO CHAN - ♥︎

♥︎ December 14, 1995 ♥︎ 🦖 ♥︎ 🇰🇷 ♥︎

May I introduce...SUNSHINE OF VICTON ☀️

Mood maker of the group!

Mr Main Dancer and Vocalist also has dimples

And even tho he wanted to be a dance instructor, he somehow ended up becoming an idol

He even trained with TBZ mr leader sir Sangyeon

Mans can drive!!

Like Lee Know, he once was a backup dancer. For A-Pink tho, which is pretty cool

Hes considered the uncle in our lovely family dynamic

Expensive boi be collecting sHOES

And he said he polishes them from time to time and I do think that’s adorable

He’s also allergic to cats (unless it’s Hanse. That’s okay ig)

Cutest sunny boy, will take good care of your heart always☀️💛

♥︎ - CHOI BYUNGCHAN - ♥︎

♥︎ November 12, 1997 ♥︎ 🐥 ♥︎ 🇰🇷 ♥︎

Welcome to Victon where everyone has a mandatory crush on Byung

Like he doesn’t even have to enter your biasline

You will still have a crush on him because Byungchan

Softest biaswrecker i have ever had 112/10 would recommend

Tall boi. Like really tall and really broad👀

I keep forgetting he’s maknae line tbh

Prettiest Dimples ever.

Very active on his Instagram and we love him for it

Top tier bf material

Hes the softest boy and yet only one who isn’t scared of fucking bugs (victon scaredy cats)

Try not falling too hard for the mister

He knows so many girlfroup dances

He also shows them off quite always

He’s a bit tinie liddol but clumsy sometimes

Gosh I love him

♥︎ - JUNG SUBIN - ♥︎

♥︎ April 5, 1999 ♥︎ 🐰 ♥︎ 🇰🇷 ♥︎

Vocalist, Rapper, Heart-stealer, Actor...

AND MOST LOVED MAKNAE EVER

Like I don’t know if any maknae ever received as many kisses as this one

Gets (rightfully) babied to the Max by every. Single. One. Of. Them.

24/7

He’s also a babie. Like yes he’s a grown man and he looks hella intimidating on stage but-

It’s Subin

He’s also the smolest in Victon (uwu)

At the same time, maknae on top, this man gets everything (except his own room lmao) he wants

Sometimes not so baby (ex.1)

Saiubin-bby was supposed to debut with Pentagon but he yeeted last minute (we thank)

The child himself has children too: dog Toto and 2 cats: Mimi and Jaws.

He’s close friends with my favourite, formerly pink-haired elf-twink Yeonjun of TXT

Chairman of Victon.

he has the BEST insta user: subsubey.

Best boi.

-`very valid victon-moments to begin with´-

- because its pride: 🌈

- general victon-feelsies: 🌸

- for bad mood: ☀️

- moments when you want to question their sanity: 🌻 🌼 🌺 🌹

- victon being talented on studio CHOOM

- victon being talented whilst covering kehlanis "Gangsta"

alright that was long. and yes they are exactly as loud and noisy and annoying and time consuming as they seem but they are also best boys who can bring very much happiness into ones life, so they are very much worth it

[honeybomb4thebear]

Full NSFW alphabet with our lovely Fuyuhiko? Thanksss 💕💕💕

Of course!! I apologize for the wait, here it comes!!

FUYUHIKO N//F*W ALPHABET

A=Aftercare - What they do/act like after sex. ⦁ A proud smirk appears on his face. But behind that smirk, you can see how much he loves you too. Will be clumsy while doing your aftercare, yet does his best.

B=Bondage - Are they into BDSM, and how far they’ll go if they have a green light. ⦁ WELP- Master OR a brat tamer. He isn't extremely into the master stuff, like Rantaro he'd prefer keeping it in bed, but he'd be your brat tamer if you were to completely act like an annoying brat 7/24

C=Cum - pretty self explanatory. ⦁ Kind of bitter? Cums a decent amount, knows how to hold himself back so takes a little bit of his time.

D=Dom - Are they dominant, submissive, a switch? ⦁ Dominant who seems like a sub but slowly yet surely will gain his dominance.

E=Edgeplay - Similar to ‘Kinks’ except it’s a lot riskier than usual kinks (knifeplay, breathplay, etc.). ⦁ If you were into it, he'd put on his tough guy mask and do it but isn't a big fan of the idea of hurting you. Will never say it, though. Tsundere ass mfer. He is worried af so he will not be rough, for example he probably won't be able to actually make you bleed during knifeplay. If you were like "be more rough", he would yell at you, afraid that the fact that he doesn't want to hurt you will be found out.

F=Fantasy - A fantasy of theirs (ex: a teacher/student fantasy). ⦁ Ok I know it contradicts what I said before, but maybe angry sex? Like his parents deadass tried to murder each other while arguing so if he and his significant other were to the exact opposite would make him kinda happy??? Like, you know that classic movie sex scenes. Characters yell at each other and then suddenly they start to kiss. Then fuck. Something like that

G=Got Caught - How they react when they get caught having sex. ⦁ Screams bloody murder. The person will be out of room in an instant.

H=Hot Spots - A place that drives them crazy when stimulated (EX: neck). ⦁ Collarbones and neck perhaps? Like, imagine leaving marks on his neck and collarbons, his button-up shirts first 4 or 5 buttons are undone and his tie is barely hanging from his neck. He makes the cutest sounds as you suck and kiss his sensitive spots.

I=Intimacy - How romantic they are, or can be, before, during, or after sex. ⦁ If you obey him, he will try to convey you his true feelings via sex. So it will be pretty romantic, the way he touches you will scream the words "I love you". And who knows, if he is feeling it he will smile gently and say it aloud as well. You mean so much to him yet he can't convey it properly, this is the best he can do right now. Please be patient with him, he is doing his best.

J=Journey - Their ideal way of leading up to sex. ⦁ You behaving well so he has no chance but to reward you. You are so cute when you are behaving, so it's not like he could resist it anyway.

K=Kinks - I’ll list a few of their kinks, be they the normalized ones or kinkier kinks. ⦁ Revealing nightwear? Silky smooth fabric loosely covers your skin, but it doesn't do a very good job with it... Especially considering you aren't wearing any underwear and sleeping next to poor Fuyuhiko. ⦁ Oh also, I feel like stocking suspenders. Especially if they are in a pretty pink shade. He thinks they are very sexy and will run his hand on your thighs without realizing, which says a lot since he is usually very careful with his touches.

L=Location -  Where they like to have sex at, do they like risky locations, etc. ⦁ Bed and bed only, please. Somewhere private, definetly.

M=Masturbation - How they are when they get themselves off, what they get themselves off to. ⦁ Not often. Only does it when he needs to and even though he doesn't want to, he thinks about you while doing it. Along with his hitching breath and low grunts, he'd say stuff like "you do this while thinking about the person you love, and still call yourself a man?". So yeah he feels VERY guilty about it.

N=NO - A few things that they will absolutely, under no circumstances, ever do. ⦁ He wouldn't take any risks that would put you in danger. Like, c'mon. This man already is a yakuza he LIVES with danger, but you getting even slightly hurt because of him? It would hurt this guy even more than it hurts you, so no no no you are under the wings of baby gangsta, getting protected 7/24.

O=On’s - Their top turn on’s that they have (things that’ll get them super horny super quickly). ⦁ Submission. Like you behaving well and obeying him quietly. Especially if you are bratty, he will tease you but will be turned on so bad nonetheless. ⦁ You sitting on his lap and resting your head on his chest. It doesn't matter whether you fit or not, you look so cute like that.

P=Position -  Their favourite position to have sex in. ⦁ Spoons sex position. He will still make you look at him as he fucks you though.

Q=Quickie - Do they like it, do they prefer quickies over actual sex, etc. ⦁ Ahhh, he doesn't like quickies much and will scold you for trying to initiate it, while still going along with it. He likes them- as long as they don't include penetration.

R=Rough - How rough they are, or get, when in bed. ⦁ Like I said, baby gangsta doesn't like hurting you too much. But he does like it when you are enjoying yourself. So he will go rough. As rough as he can anyways.

S=Stamina - How long they can go before they tap out. ⦁ 1 to 2 rounds oop-

T=Toys - Do they use toys, do they own them, what kind, etc. ⦁ Nope, he doesn't. Imagine if they found a vibrator in a yakuza's house... I'd cry

U=Unfair - How much they tease you, how they tease you, etc. ⦁ He is kind of pure so he isn't that big of a tease. Unless you piss him off, though...

V=Volume - How loud they get when having sex, things they might say, etc. ⦁ Stifles his moans. Is too embarrassed to let them out. And prefers listening to your voice more- which causes him to moan without noticing lol.

W=Wild Card - a random letter for the character of your choice. ⦁ He wants to sex after marriage- like for real. Premarital sex is no-no for him, since he is surprisingly pure. But surely, with enough teasing, you'd be able to change his mind..?

X=X-Ray - How they look with their clothes off. ⦁ Kinda toned. ⦁ He has a cute dick. Like seriously it's aesthetically pleasing somehow. And he knows how to use it too.

Y=Yearning - How often they need to have sex. ⦁ Once a week, not too often. Seeing deadbodies that much doesn't do wonders to your sex drive lol

Z=ZZZ - How quickly they fall asleep after having sex. ⦁ Has to take a good shower before falling asleep... Will die if you cuddle him in your sleep.

[mymahiruimagines]

Could I have some Fuyuhiko relationship headcanons? I wonder how it'd be dating baby gangsta.

I do apologise for the wait! This was in the inbox before Mod Ibuki joined. I guess nobody has gotten around to doing it, I’m surprised Mod Mahiru didn’t do it either. And I do wonder how it’d be dating the one and only Baby Gangsta himself.

- Mod Tsumugi

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu Relationship Headcanons

• There would be a lot of work going on, he is the heir to a Yakuza group so expect him to be out late. He probably has to make sure none of his workers are injured.

• He loves when he gets home and you’re already there waiting for him in bed or on the sofa, so he can just lounge and cuddle with you while you watch a movie or a program.

• Expect a lot of ranting, you’ll have to calm him down a lot, massages or even kisses help him calm down. He feels like your the only one he can share his problems with without getting even more angry. • He would protect you 24/7 when he’s off, making sure your in his sight so you don’t get kidnapped by some random person ‘cause he’s a Yakuza Heir. (I do wonder if that happened to someone else he liked..) • You’d probably give him a nickname like Baby Gangsta just to piss him off but does he care? Yes. He hates the name so you only call him that randomly and not infront of other people.

• Not the biggest fan of PDA but when your indoors he’ll become more loving, pecks on kisses, random cuddles. Expect it all indoors, since it won’t ruin his reputation if he spots a worker out in the streets.

• You’re not feeling insecure about your body or anything about yourself? Expect him to tell you how you’re perfect and that if anyone tells you any different he’ll get Peko to assassinate them. • If Peko has a day off but he doesn’t, he’ll get Peko to be around you. So now you’re great friends with Peko and have the best times playing games. You’d probably have an intense game of Uno. • When he walks into you guys having fun, he joins in too, he wants to have whatever fun your having ‘cause he loves seeing your smile, it makes him blush without realising! • When you guys fall asleep, it’s the cutest thing ever. He loves when you sleep on his chest. Makes you feel close to him and you feel secure! He will never lay on your chest though. He wants to be a man and not some Baby Gangsta.

[thepaperpanda]

DEATH STRANDING CHRISTMAS

Summary: It's Christmas time and love is in the air. What will happen when everyone will be reunited that day?

Warnings: None

Words: 6637

Authors: Cass & Rouge

A/N: Merry Christmas! Wishing you all the happiness your holiday can hold!

Allured by the peace and quietness and the scent of freshly baked Christmas cake coming from a canteen, you took your lingering gaze off of the enormous Christmas tree adorned with glistening ornaments and glowing fairy lights draped around it that stood in the middle of the huge chamber that was usually serving as a dayroom.  

As the evening sky faded away, the pink and orange hues were replaced with dark shades of blue.

The festively designed decorations, illuminated with blinking Christmas lights, vibrant ornaments and brightly colored signs, were lined up along either side of the corridor.

As you entered the canteen, the loud, spirited laughter of people could be heard over the continuous chatter surrounding the vivacious atmosphere; it brought a wide smile to your lips.

It's been a great time without Christmas, and you truly couldn't understand how it was possible that no one has ever tried to bring the magnificent spirit of Christmas back.

This year it'll be different, you told yourself half a month prior when you visited Die-Hardman with a plan for Christmas arrangements.

In the canteen you made sure that everything was going well.

There it was, as clear as the sky on a scorching summer day, that particular aroma, that perfect blend of spicy and sweet - gingerbreads were baked.

Die-Hardman stepped into the canteen as well, he wore his best suit and tie; he looked as festive as if this were a normal family reunion. "Y/N," he nodded at you a little. "As I can see, everything's in place, my sincere congratulations, the truth is I didn't think you'll be able to set all this."

With a grin playing in the corners of your lips you gave the bid back. "Yes, sir, apparently I made everything, with the little help of Sam who, just between us, wasn't a fan of the idea though."

"Little help? I had to bring the whole tree in, you think it was easy?," Sam walked in looking up at the Christmas tree, while holding his BB pod. "Not to mention I had to run to get all of the trinkets you placed on that poor tree. What is it for anyway?"

"Y/N found old records about Christmas. She decided to organize some on her own, for us all," Dead man explained. "I think she did it nicely. Like in some old photos."

"Yeah, sure." Sam muttered. "At least it looks like Lou likes it."

"Of course I did nicely! I did my best!," You claimed happily and Die-Hardman chuckled deeply.

"So... You did all of that for five of us? Kinda excessive if you ask me," Sam said and walked closer to the tree to show colorful light to Lou.

"Not only for five, there will be more. That's what Y/N promised, isn't it Y/N?," Deadman said looking at you.

You nodded and walked to him. He wore a sweatshirt with reindeer dressed in a Christmas hat. "Correct. Also let me tell ya that I love your sweatshirt!"

Die-Hardman led everyone closer to the Christmas tree. "Okay, I hope that rest will join us…” His sentence was cut off by Cliff who appeared out of nowhere.

He was having a red hat with pompom and was dressed like Santa Claus. "Ho-ho-ho! Merry Christmas everyone! Hope I didn't get late! My men, it took them too much time to get dressed properly!," He chuckled and few of his comrades appeared right behind him. This time they weren't having rifles with them but a lot of bags with presents wrapped in colorful paper.

Sam blinked a few times, he turned to you. "How... How did you do that?," He asked quietly.

"We are here finally!," Mama said happily as she and Lockne joined the party. Both sisters dressed in colors perfect for christmas. "Mama couldn't find her glasses," Lockne added.

You hugged them both. "It's so good to see you again!," You claimed and clapped your hands.

Soon, there was a cracking sound and Amelie joined you. As always she wore a red, fitted dress and she was holding a few packages in her hands. She put them under the Christmas tree and gave a smile to Sam. "Merry Christmas, Sam. Merry Christmas to everyone!"

Sam gave a flat smile and nodded. "Merry Christmas, Amelie," he said, turning Lou to all the guests. "Look how many people are here." 

Another cracking sound filled the room and Fragile showed up. "Merry Christmas to everyone?"

"It looks like your plan worked out perfectly, Y/N. How did you do that?," Deadman asked. "It's a lot of people in one place." 

"I messaged everyone, and if it comes to Amelie, let's just skip this though," you chuckled. "I asked them to come, and I told them that we can't simply give upon our traditions just because Death Stranding is on. They agreed," you replied.

After a few minutes the door to the dayroom slid open and Heartman entered with dancing moves. "Hey, guys! Oh, Mama! Good to see you! Magnificent! Wow! You also have a Christmas tree! And decorations! Hmm, am I correct?! Is this true?! Do I sense gingerbreads?!," He almost sang.

"Someone had too much Christmas, maybe it wasn't a good idea to pull him out of the lab... His heart... Ya know the deal, right?," Sam asked you quietly with a frown.

"Sam grumpy as ever," Fragile said, walking up to the two of you. "This was an amazing idea Y/N. Oh! Sam I have gift for little one."

Sam raised his eyebrow and handed the pod to Fragile. "Hi there, Lou. Merry Christmas," she said before pulling out a little sweater and putting it around the pod. "Oh! Look at this!"

"Lou looks like a little candy! How cute is that!," You clapped hands and walked to Heartman to place a brief kiss to his cheek as a greeting. "Hey there handsome, I'm so glad you've accepted my invitation."

"How could I not?," he chuckled. "For this special occasion I turned the AED off."

"Let's just hope he won't suddenly drop dead during the supper... Or whatever Y/N prepared," Sam said and looked at the pod in Fragile hands.

She only giggled and raised the pod. "Cliff! What do you think? It's cute, right?"

Both Mama and Lockne let out a loud aww sound at the sight of BB wearing the sweater.

"So Y/N. You are the head of this whole thing. What should we do now, the truth is not everyone knows what to do during Christmas," Deadman said, looking around.

Cliff approached Fragile who held Lou and tapped the glass with his finger. "Hey, BB, you're the cutest BB of all time!"

"Okay, guys!," You whistled loudly to get their attention. "First, I want to say something," you announced happily. "I'm so glad to see you all here, in this place. It has a very symbolic meaning to me, we're one, just like our beautiful country will be when Sam will finish connecting all cities to the chiral network," you smiled at them, tugging on the dress you wore. "It means a lot as we all are one. We are one in our mutual experiences, in our closeness and understanding..."

You slipped your glance along everyone in the room. "Merry Christmas! You can have a snack, they're on the table," you nodded in the direction of the table where a lot of dishes were awaiting to be consumed, including huge roasted turkey. "Later, after dinner, we will have a very important encounter with Santa Claus!," You winked at Cliff who nodded slightly.

A loud cracking sound filled the room. "HELLO THERE BRIDGES! Merry fucking Christmas, guys!," Higgs yelled loudly, not bothered by all the looks he got. "Why do you look at me like that? Oh yes, yes, I know. I should bring a gift but I didn't have enough parts to build another nuke," he rolled his eyes, waving his hand around.

You shook your head as Heartman instinctively shielded you with his body. "Who is he?," You asked with curiosity in your tone.

"That's Higgs. The man who blew a few cities out of America's map," Heartman informed you quietly.

Amelie put hands to her hips. "I wasn't aware you're going to be here as well, Higgs," she almost snorted.

Die-Hardman gave the newcomer a mean glance. "Seriously? Even on such a day you need to destroy everything?"

Meantime, your glance was still on the man in the hood.

"Wooooooow, I feel so welcomed here," Higgs said, removing his hood off his head. "I destroy stuff, it's just my thing but I see something else I can destroy."

Higgs suddenly vanished and then appeared right behind you.

"Well, well, well! What do we have here? Thanks, heartboy," he said picking you up to take a look at you. "Ain't ya a beauty that is worth to be taken under the mistletoe?"

Sam facepalmed. "There is no day with break."

You blinked but being taken completely aback by stranger's action, you had to wrap arms around his neck to support yourself. "Uhm, hi there, sir. Can you consider putting me down though? I feel pretty intimidated," you whispered, your eyes fixed on his, and dear Beach, his eyes were so magnetising!

Amelie sighed. "It's Christmas after all, guys. I think we should let him stay. In such a time no one should be alone."

Die-Hardman agreed with the lady in red. "Amelie's right."

Sam blinked. "Seriously? He nuked two cities and planned to nuke the third one. “You can't be serious!"

Higgs giggled, patting your hips. "Being intimidating is my second name, sugar," he pretended to think about your request. "Well I don't know. I love little sweet girls like you, maybe I will take you as my gift."

"To be fair, director, Higgs is a highly dangerous man. He proved this many times," Deadman added.

"I like this guy. He makes me blush," Higgs said and then looked at you. "I think I may have a gift for you, sugar,” he added before giving you a golden mask.

You took it in hand and fitted it to your face. "Gangsta!," You chuckled and ran to the nearest mirror to have a look. "Ha! This is so cool!"

You waited for him to approach you. "My name's Y/N. And you're Higgs, that's what Heartman told me."

Heartman looked after you and blinked. "She's impossible. Jumping like a puppy but this is what happens when a young girl is alone for too long, am I right, Mama?"

Amelie walked to Deadman and put hand on his shoulder. "Trust me. I know what he did but maybe by showing him kindness we'll get more than by following his game."

Die-Hardman cleared his throat. "Okay. Let's take the seats and have a meal. This is a special day, everyone deserves kindness, just like Amelie said."

Cliff took BB from Sam and set it on the chair right next to him. "Can someone pass me the knife? I forgot my army knife and someone has to cut the turkey!"

BB rolled in the pod and giggled waving at Sam.

Mama and her sister frowned looking at Heartman.

"What was that supposed to mean?," Mama asked, offended.

"Yes, what was that supposed to mean?," Lockne repeated after her sister.

Deadman nodded at Amelie's comment. "Maybe you are right."

"Oh! I have a knife, army-man!," Higgs said loudly, presenting his own knife. "I never leave it. Maybe you should learn this too," he chuckled before being pulled away by Fragile.

"You better behave if you want to stay here. Be normal for one single day," she growled and Higgs nodded. "Okay! Okay! Noted! I wouldn't dear to fuck up Y/N's day. I bet she worked her ass off for all of this." 

You took your seat at the table, right between Sam and Fragile.

Cliff took the golden knife from Higgs' hands, offering the tall man a suspicious glance. "I hope you're not the guy who's bothering my son and Lou. Otherwise, I'd have to kill you," he informed with a cold grimace in his face which quickly vanished and was replaced by a grin. "Okay! Who wants the chicken?! Hey!," He got up and glanced at his comrades who were trying to sneak to the tree and gifts located under. "Behave! Get back to the table! No turkey, no presents! For fuck's sake, I asked you all to behave! How many times did we train the entire thing?!" 

One of the army men quickly got back to the table. "Uhm, few," he admitted and took the helmet off, placing it on the polished floor.

"And what did I say?," Cliff asked while cutting the turkey.

"We get in, we greet living beings, we have a meal, we behave, we get presents and we have a party."

Heartman laughed loudly. "Cliff, I have to say you're having a huge authority among them. What a situation!"

Amelie offered everyone a grin. "Does anyone want some potatoes?"

Higgs sat right next to Sam and gave Cliff an innocent smile.

"Oh no, Mr Sam's dad. I am a good boy, my twin brother bothers Sam. Besides, Sam bothers me too! He keeps destroying my plans! And BTs!," He whimpered dramatically.

Sam only rolled his eyes and moved a little closer to you to get away from the terrorist.

"I’ve seen them before yet they still freak the fuck out of me," he whispered to you, looking at the soldiers.

"I can say the same…," Fragile said quietly

"I am so surprised they are so…," Mama said, thinking about the right word.

"Obedient," Lockne added quickly. “We expected them to be... How to name it?"

"Creatures of chaos," Mama finished.

You smiled at Sam and quickly turned head to face Lockne and Mama. "It's called discipline, right, Mr Unger?"

Cliff offered you a bright grin. "The girl's smart. I like her. If my son wouldn't have this phobia of his, I bet he would take a chance on you."

BB rolled in the pod.

Amelie chuckled and covered her lips with a curled hand. "Actually, Cliff, Sam would be her father if he made an effort..."

Heartman laughed loudly before he stopped his outburst, he also raised his thumb up. "And 20 likes go to Lady Strand! What a beautiful, honest summary!"

Higgs laughed and patted Sam's back. "Well! Ya know guys, some men like younger girls. Honestly I would love to get Y/N in my hands. To pin her down and just…,"  Higgs didn't finish his sentence because he got smacked on the back of the head by Fragile.

"Behave," she growled after getting back in her seat.

"To be fair, since we got on that topic. I don't think the age difference should be a taboo any longer," Deadman said before digging into his meal. "World is shattered, we should do what we can to make sure humanity doesn't die. Of course while keeping some moral boundaries."

"Do we really have to talk about such stuff now?," Sam groaned, rolling his eyes. "I don't like this topic."

"Oh, why? Because you can't get laid, Sammy boy?," Higgs almost sang, teasing Sam.

Cliff rose from his seat and threw a glance to Higgs who quickly shut his mouth. "That's way better," Cliff said and pretended that he rose only to get the corn salad.

Die-Hardman took his mask off and started eating the turkey that Cliff handled to him. "I need to agree with Deadman. Humanity is on the edge of destruction and extinction..."

"... Thanks to terrorists like Higgs," Heartman added, his eyes fixed on the uninvited guest.

"That's not what I meant... However you're not wrong on this," Die-Hardman agreed. "What I meant is that we should take care of reproduction, to make sure that the human race will survive and will be able to rebuild our world. To make it great again."

You blushed hearing Higgs' words about him liking younger girls, so to hide it you grabbed the glass and drank the wine that was poured by Mama.

Amelie nodded as she was cutting her piece of turkey into little slices. "We all are sober yet the topics are getting interesting already. I'm curious what will be next."

BB swam a little and moved closer to Sam.

"Oh, BB, granddaddy is here too, look, look," Clifford waved hand to get Lou's attention and then he put the Santa Claus hat on, playing with the pompon. "Look, little one! Granddad is Santa Claus!"

"To be fair, Y/N and Sam would look cute together. Imagine the cute kids they would have!" Mama said excited and Lockne nodded eagerly. "I want to be an aunt!"

Fragile noticed your red face and smiled gently rubbing your shoulder. "It's okay Y/N. Family is like this. They will talk and then they will stop."

Higgs frowned looking at Heartman. "Hey! Heart boy! I don't see the world getting better thanks to science boys like you," he growled resting his elbow on Sam's shoulder.

Sam quickly pushed it off his shoulder with an annoyed sound.

Higgs rolled his eyes before digging into his food. "Oh, fucking shit! This shit is good! Fucking better than a pizza! Oh! By the way, Sam! Lately you started to bring it cold. I don't like it."

Sam let out a loud sigh. "Then start to move your ass. You can jump and grab it yourself."

"Naaah! Making you visit me is more fun!," Higgs giggled.

You were covered in a blush after Mama and Lockne's words. You tugged on Sam's sleeve. "I swear, this is my first and last Christmas Eve ever."

You also giggled hearing complaints made by Higgs.

Heartman got up to get another piece of mashed potatoes. "To your information, Higgs, we build, not destroy, and that's the difference you'll never understand, you little devil's spawn."

Clifford clapped his hands. "Come on, guys, eat, eat or we won't get to presents this year!"

Die-Hardman smiled at his friend. "It's good to see you among us, Clifford."

Unger grinned and turned head to you. "Hey, Y/N, what drinks do we have except wine? I don't say it's bad but as for a real man, like me or my son, we could have something stronger. Cognac or whiskey."

Heartman chuckled. "You can always get Monster with vodka. Pretty dangerous mix but tasty. Tried a few times."

Sam chuckled at your comment. "At least next year I will have less work to do," he joked.

"Now I know why your heart is so fucked up. Since you drink such a mixes," Higgs commented before licking his plate completely clean. "I ask for more!"

Lockne, Mama and Fragile followed Cliff's order and started to eat as well.

"Well... For me some beer is enough," Sam said checking on Lou.

"I'll go get the drinks," you offered and politely excused yourself before getting off the table.

Heartman quickly got up too. "I'll help Y/N."

Amelie offered mashed potatoes to Higgs. "You're pretty hungry, aren't you?"

"Hell fucking yeah I am! Sitting in the bunker or camp and eating cold pizza ain't easy, sweetheart," Highs nodded and started to eat as soon as he got more food on his plate.

"Such a diet isn't good. You should eat more healthy stuff," Deadman said.

Higgs only shrugged, being too busy with his food.

Fragile sighed and shook her head. "No manners. You should spend some time with Clif to learn something, Higgs."

"Oh, I'd gladly train you, young man," Clifford said. "With me above you, you'd be running smoothly."

"I'm sorry, I know that thing I'll say is totally wrong but I imagined some other things, Clifford. With Monaghan beneath... Oh, dear God, forgive me for I have sinned," Heartman added before he left the room with you.

Die-Hardman spat himself with the wine he was drinking.

BB started chuckling.

Amelie blinked and facepalmed. "Maybe extinction is not a bad idea?"

Meantime, you and Heartman were in the pantry, collecting bottles of alcohol and cans of Monster and beer.

"I think that this little party is great, Y/N," Heartman stated. "Thank you for this opportunity of having some substitute for normal life, it's been a while since I felt truly happy," his voice broke a little, so you put the bottle of Jack Daniels and simply gave him a bear hug.

Sam choked on his food.

Mama and Lockne laughed loudly. "Not to offend anyone, that would be something nice to watch," Lockne said with a giggle.

Higgs hummed. "Sorry, ladies! I am more of a top but if any of you are interested, I am single as a pringle and ready to mingle. Just I am not into man, sorry, Mr Sam's papa."

Sam blinked, taking in what just happened and after a moment he groaned. It was a bit too much for him.

Soon, you and Heartman returned. You walked to Cliff and handed him a bottle of whiskey.

Heartman poured some vodka to everyone who wanted and handled Sam a can of beer.

"So, Y/N, are you enjoying the fest you threw?," Amelie asked with her soft glance on you.

"Yes, I do, even if I cringe from time to time, I think it's cute to have you all in one place."

You then turned to Fragile. "Hey, do you know something more about that Higgs guy who got here on blackballed? I need to think about something for him. I prepared gifts for everyone but him. I didn't expect anyone else to join," you whispered leaning to the woman.

Die-Hardman looked at Mama. "How is your research? Did you fix Sam's qupid?"

Mama nodded. "We did actually. Everything should be more than good once he is out again."

"It wasn't a hard fix. Just a few updates and it's working perfectly again," Lockne said before taking a sip of her wine.

"Uuuu! Smart ladies! I like it!," Higgs nudged Sam with elbow. "I need to get to know them. Twins are like two in one deal!"

"I am not doing that," Sam muttered with a frown.

Fragile looked at you. "Oh trust me, I know him a bit too much. He shouldn't get a gift for being a bad person," Fragile stated quietly.

"Yeah, I understand, but it will be in a bad tone to not gift one person... Ok, I'll think of something."

An hour passed on many talks, the atmosphere was filled with laughter.

"Dears, did anyone see Cliff?," Die-Hardman asked as he spotted his friend was missing.

You also vanished from the room.

BB was already sleeping and Amelie was sitting with Heartman, chatting like there was no tomorrow.

"I think Y/N took him to the other room," Sam said, looking at sleeping Lou.

"Maybe she decided to extend the human kind with him!," Higgs said quickly. "Since his son didn't want her, daddy decided to try it. I can't blame her," he shrugged.

"Just shut your mouth, Higgs," Sam growled.

Higgs giggled and continued to drink his beer.

"Hey, wait a minute, Lockne and Mama are gone, too," Heartman said as he was pulled from deep conversation with Amelie.

"Foursome?," Higgs purred while Sam facepalmed together with Fragile.

"Y/N probably planned something special. She prepared Christmas in smaller details," Deadman nodded his head a little. "The food was great."

"That's true!," Sam added.

Suddenly, the music came out of speakers.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart

But the very next day you gave it away

This year, to save me from tears

I'll give it to someone special

 "HO-HO-HO!," The main door slid open and Clifford dressed as Santa Claus entered the room. He was having a huge bag thrown over his shoulder, his hat with pompom was tilted slightly.

His four comrades were having reindeer hats on.

You, Lockne and Mama entered the room right behind him, all three of you dressed in white, short dresses with wings made of silky material and snowflake patterns on your dresses, rocking to the music.

"Come here, children! I hope you all were good for the last year, ho-ho-ho!," Clifford took a seat in a huge armchair you borrowed from Die-Hardman. "It's time for presents!"

"So maybe Lou first, he is the youngest one, huh? What do you say?," Sam said softly, tapping on the glass gently to wake up the BB.

"I can go a second round! I am the most important bad guy here," Higgs said full of pride.

"Today my little, beautiful helpers will set the order, ho-ho-ho!," Clifford laughed deeply.

In the tact of music, Mama danced toward Sam and picked the pod with Lou from him.

"So, young gentleman, I know you've been a good, little bean, so I need to get inside my bag of presents to get yours! Aha! I have it!," Clifford pulled a new pod out, with the ribbon wrapped around it. "More space for dance, huh?"

Meantime, the song ended and the next one was on.

 I sing this song

To pass the time away

Driving in my car

Driving home for Christmas

 "Deadman for sure will move you into it as soon as possible. You should like it," Mama said with a smile.

"And Now back to papa," Lockne took BB and his gift to bring them back to Sam.

"Me now!," Higgs got up from his place and sat on Cliff's laps.

"So! Mr Santa-Sam's dad, what do you have for me, huh?," He smiled. "I was the best fucking boy the whole year!"

Cliff gently nudged Higgs' side to make him get off his lap. Clifford rubbed his long, white, fake beard. "We all know you've been the baddest but thankfully the beautiful lady over there," he pointed at you, "decided that you also deserved the gift. Let me find it in my bag of miracles."

Clifford reached into his bag and pulled the nicely wrapped box, he handled it to Monaghan. "Merry fucking Christmas, asshole."

It was nothing but a book about Egyptian mythology and a handmade cloak that was originally meant to be for Heartman.

"Thank you fucking much!," Higgs said excited and quickly returned to his seat to look at the stuff he got. He already loved them.

"So? Who's next... Maybe our Director." Mama said and walked to Die-hardman. "C'mon. Everyone gets something today."

Die-Hardman chuckled but let the lady scientist lead him to Clifford.

"And you!," Fake Santa Claus said, "You've been good, too. Here's your gift, merry Christmas!"

Die-Hardman was gifted with the themed tie with reindeers and with a polishing paste.

"It's for your mask, so it will always look classy," you smiled at him and as he returned to his seat, you walked to Heartman and grabbed him by palm.

"Ho-ho-ho! Merry Christmas, Heartman!," Clifford grinned widely and gave the man a heart-shaped box, in which Heartman found a pair of gloves with heart motiv on each and a CD with classical music.

"Thank you, Y/N," he smiled brightly at you and kissed your cheek. "It's the best gift."

Sam looked at Fragile. "Go on. I am sure Santa also got something for you."

Woman nodded and got up from her seat to walk closer to Santa. "Well, I was a good girl. I think at least. I tried," Fragile said slowly.

"Dear Fragile, and your gift is in my bag, that's for sure! Just be patient as the old man will find it!," Clifford chuckled and soon gifted the woman with a new umbrella with Fragile logo.

Then it was time for Deadman who got new glasses.

Amelie was gifted with a golden necklace that fit her dress perfectly.

Lockne and Mama also got the present, it was a little blanket with an admixture of chiral matter. "This will help your sweet daughter to sleep in a cradle, she won't be drifting up under the ceiling," you smiled at them. "It was my project with Heartman's execution," you explained.

Clifford got new night-vision goggles.

In the end, Sam was gifted with a new suit.

Everyone was enjoying their gifts, talking about them and enjoying whatever time left.

"Y/N?," Sam looked at you. "What with your gift? Everyone got something and you?," He frowned.

"Yeah! Exactly! Where is the gift for our beautiful host?," Higgs looked at you over Sam's shoulder, he was already wearing the new cape.

"My gift is everywhere. It's the atmosphere you all created and this is more than I could dream about. My heart's beating faster when I see you enjoy the meals, the gifts," you smiled at Sam and Higgs.

Higgs sighed placing his chin on Sam's shoulder. "Isn't she adorable! But it's not fair. You did so much."

"I hate to say that but Higgs is right," Sam sighed.

"I need to agree with both of them. You did so much, in such a short time. You gathered all of us here," Deadman added. "Who else agree?"

All you could do was to smile at everyone. "I mean it, guys. I don't need gifts. You all are the greatest gift to me."

Heartman walked to you from behind. "We kinda predicted you will think of everyone but yourself. So here's the gift from us," he handed you a box.

Unwrapping it with shaking hands, you felt the heart racing in your chest. In the box you found a notebook in a leather cover and a few pencils.

"We've heard you like to draw," Die-Hardman smiled.

"Guys... Thank you! So much!!," You cried quietly while hugging the gift to your chest.

"We are in this together, Y/N. If everyone gets a gift it means you get one too," Sam shrugged Higgs off earning a groan from Monaghan.

 Party continued.

People talked and laughed, simply enjoyed the company, while finishing whatever food left.

Die-Hardman was having so much fun that now he was dancing with Lockne to one of the christmas songs.

Higgs was sitting in his seat looking through the book you gave him. It's not like he had people to interact with here.

You definitely had too many drinks. After almost half an hour of dancing with Heartman, you had to rest at the table. You flopped on the first free seat which was the place next to America's most wanted terrorist. You clicked your high heels off and groaned. "How much I hate these shoes!," You muttered while stretching like a cat.

"Why did you put them on? If they are uncomfortable just never wear them again," Higgs shrugged. "End of the problem."

You blinked at the comment and chuckled. "Fair point though. You'll never understand this though as you're the man and I'm the woman. Our brains are different," you hiccuped.

"I know when to stop drinking. You'll never understand this though as you're the woman and I am the man. Our brains are different," He giggled, teasing you.

You laughed at his comment; this man was about to be a death of yours.

You got up from your chair and reached out to him. "Hey, vamos a bailar!," You asked him with a little smile dancing in the corners of your mouth. "Pretty please?"

"No idea what you’ve just said but yea, sure, I agree on anything, sugar," Higgs said, returning a smile. "Lead the way."

You grabbed his palm firmly, without hesitation, and led him right into the dancefloor which was just the free space on the floor, next to the Christmas tree.

Heartman followed you with a frown. "I don't like it," he whispered to Fragile.

You climbed on your tiptoes to wrap your arms around a man's neck, both to get a bit intimidated and to support yourself from falling.

Fragile looked at you and Higgs, she shrugged.

"Since we have Death Stranding free day, let them enjoy it. After it's over, they will be mortal enemies again," she said and smiled. "Why? Are you jealous?"

Higgs chuckled. "Holy me, you are so small when I keep you close! I fucking love it."

Heartman blushed a little, rolled his eyes and lowered his thumb, taking 5 likes from Fragile before he moved aways with dancing moves, to join Mama.

You chuckled nervously at Higgs comment. "Thanks, I take it as a compliment," you simply rested your forehead against his chest.

She only laughed and nodded. "Thank you for confirming this, Heartman!," Fragile said a bit louder.

Higgs wrapped arms around your waist and nodded. "Oh yes, you indeed should take it as a compliment. Maybe I really should kidnap you as my christmas gift."

You giggled at his words while rocking into the rhythm of the music with him. "Maybe," you teased. "But I think that Sam and his dad would twist your neck after."

You suddenly raised a head to look at him, and you noticed a mistletoe above his head.

Higgs thought, looking at both men before his gaze returned to you. "Hmm... I honestly think it would be worth it," he noticed that you looked up and followed you. "Oh, fucking finally!,” Higgs said excited and pressed his lips against yours in a messy kiss.

You blinked when his lips crushed on yours but soon closed your eyes and enjoyed the kiss. You take the attempt to dominate him in the kiss but you fail so finally you give up your tries and simply wrap your arms around his neck.

Higgs pulled way after a moment and winked at you.

He reached up to take a small part of the mistletoe and then sneaked to Sam.

"Oh! Sammy boy!," Higgs sang.

Sam sighed deeply and turned to look at him. "What?," He frowned, seeing the mistletoe. "You kidding?"

Higgs gave him a wide smile and suddenly licked Sam's nose, making the other man froze.

Like nothing ever happened Higgs returned to you.

You started laughing hysterically which resulted in you losing the balance and almost falling on the floor, thankfully Higgs was faster and caught you in his arms.

Clifford spat all the whiskey he was about to swallow on Die-Hardman's shirt.

Heartman turned head around to see what happened but he lost his balance and fell on Lockne who spilled her wine right onto the electronic device on his chest.

Heartman's AED turned on and kicked him with an electric glitch, causing him to die on the spot.

"Higgs, you killed Heartman!," Amelie screamed.

"Nooot first and not the last death!" Higgs said with a shrug before kissing your lips quickly. "It's getting late and I have nukes to build! See you maybe next year!" He winked at you before vanishing.

As you lost Higgs as your frame, you fell right onto the floor and rolled on your back, still laughing.

"Or maybe not! It can wait!," Higgs said after returning. "Besides I didn't take my gifts."

"You really need to turn everything upside down?," Sam sighed, shaking his head.

"That's my job!," Higgs shrugged. "Who wants a drink?!"

You raised your hand up, still laying on the floor. You discovered it was a pretty comfortable place to rest. Or maybe you were just too drunk?

After 3 minutes another electric shock made Heartman's heart work properly again, and the man woke up, sitting on the floor. "What the fuck!"

Clifford was helping Die-Hardman to clean his shirt. "Monaghan! Stop being a douche-bag to everyone! If you won't listen, I'll have to shoot you," he warned, almost growling.

Amelie helped Heartman back on his feet. "You okay?"

"Yes, it's fine."

BB started crying.

Higgs quickly helped you up and smiled. "Oh, c'mon, Clifford! Everyone is well and alive. Even the heart boi. Practically, I did nothing wrong," he shrugged.

Sam let out a deep sigh.  "It's Higgs after all. What else we can expect."

Higgs agreed with Sam, hugging you tightly.

You felt squeezed by his arms. "Can't... Breathe...," you whispered quietly hoping for him to lose his grasp.

Heartman smoothened his suit. "I almost forgot! I borrowed a camera from my friend's geologist. I want to take a picture of our pack, except you," he pointed his index finger at Higgs.

"Heartman, let him. He spent the entire evening with us, one photo won't affect anyone," Amelie nudged the man's chest.

"I fucking love photos!," Higgs jumped happily. "The host should have the honor of setting us for a photo!," He said excitedly.

You smiled at Higgs and squeezed his palm that you were still holding. "Okay, fellas. Clifford and Mama, you two go on left. Yes, just like that. Amelie, you with Fragile and Sam can take a seat on the couch."

"Sam, maybe you can be in the middle?," Amelie smiled at her stepbrother.

You pecked your lips as you were thinking. "Okay, Die-Hardman, would you be so kind to take a seat here, on the pouffe? Yes, just like that, thank you. Deadman, you can take our lovely Lou and stand next to the pouffe a little. Hmmm, and Heartman, my lovely friend, you can stand behind Die-Hardman. That's it! Perfect! Lockne, can you stand right next to your sister?"

Sam wasn't too happy he wasn't holding Lou but nodding he followed your little orders.

Mama and Lockne stood exactly where you wanted them, just like a Deadman.

"I see a perfect place for myself!," Higgs claimed excitedly and lied down on the floor. He turned on his side and propped up his head on a hand. "Perfect!"

You facepalmed a little but chuckled at the villain's idea. "Actually, you fit there perfectly, Higgs!"

You quickly set the camera on the shelf and made sure to turn the timer on, then you quickly ran to take a seat next to the Die-Hardman.

The flash lit the room and the picture was taken.

"Cool! Can I get one? I will have a nice souvenir from that nice day," Higgs asked from the floor. "I had so much fun!"

"Yes, of course you can!," You smiled at him and ran to the camera to set it again to take a second pic.

When the dawn was about to knock at the door, and when almost everyone was sleeping in weird positions where they could, you led Higgs to the exit. "I never thought I'd have so much fun with them all. And, though I didn't expect you, I'm grateful you came," you smiled at him and handled him his gifts to make sure he won't forget to take them along. "I put the picture into the book."

Higgs nodded, taking the book.

"Yeah, It was fucking fun. I enjoyed it," He sighed, looking at the gift from you. "Too bad that as soon as I leave we'll become a mortal enemies again,"

"Maybe you'll but not to me," assuring him, you grabbed his palm and squeezed it lightly. "No matter what you'd do, you gained a friend," you smiled.

Higgs took your palm and kissed the top of it. "Thank you, sugar. I will remember that."

"Take care of yourself as we need to meet next year for another Christmas party," you chuckled softly and blushed a bit at his sudden gesture.

Then, like he was one of the good guys, you wrapped your arms around his waist and hugged him. "Please, stay safe and see you in a year. Remember, you have to pop up! No excuse as it won't feel like Christmas without you."

Higgs hugged you, being totally confused but he nodded with a soft chuckle.

"Okay, I will try my best. See you in a year," He slowly pulled away and winked at you before vanishing.

You smiled to yourself while observing the flipped rainbow on the sky and hearing the thunder.

Despite your efforts, the Death Stranding still was on.

[kixa]

Dad!𝕲𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖘𝖙𝖆

*Gangsta characters as dads*

𝚆𝚘𝚛𝚠𝚒𝚌𝚔

↳ So with Worwick being a former prostitute he’s kind of new to the actual dating scene

↳ Meaning the whole commitment thing is kind of hard for him

↳ So when your baby boy was born he definitely was caught off guard

↳ Even though you’re both new to parent hood he struggles A LOT

↳ Plus the baby is a momma’s boy so he cries whenever Worwick even steps in the room

“Y/n…what baby food should I give him? The carrots or the peas? Oh wait we ran out of the carrots, peas it is. I have an- *baby starts crying* ah shit, ok beautiful I hope you get this message love you.” *beep*

“Um so he hasn’t stopped crying…I’m holding him right now and he won’t calm down. I don’t why he’s crying is he hungry? Or does his diaper need to be changed? *sniff sniff* no he’s good. But please answer the phone I don’t know what I’m doing [practically panicking] ok bye.” *beep*

“Ok I’m sorry I keep calling *pant* but he stopped crying and now he’s running around the house *pant* butt naked *pant* I’m trying to get him in the bath but he’s so fast…’come back here!’ Anyways what shampoo and conditioner should I use? *THUD..cue crying* oh crap he just ran into a wall I’ll call you later bye love you” *beep*

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You frantically drove home after you noticed the multiple missed calls. You had to work a late shift tonight so Worwick was on baby duty. You called him anxiously only to be left to voicemail which really worried you. As soon as you reached your door you’re fumbling with your keys to get inside the apartment. Throwing your bags on the floor you called out to Worwick and your son hoping to get a response. You quickly searched the rooms only to be stopped when you reach your son’s room. The sight left you heartwarmed and speechless. Worwick and your son were curled up together in his crib like two big babies. It was sweet and a little funny to look at; Worwik’s big frame in the small crib and small drooling from the both of them. You softly smiled at their soft snores as you settled a blanket on them. Walking out quietly you turned off the lights leaving the little dragonfly night light on.

𝙽𝚒𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚊𝚜

↳When you got into your relationship you already knew a little sign language but Nicolas helped you learn a lot more

↳ So it was a given that your daughter was going to learn sign language also

↳ She caught on pretty quickly at a young age

↳ Signing for milk and food, and yall are so proud of her

↳ Especially Nicolas because he didn’t learn to sign until he was older so he had never seen a child sign before

↳ But anyways he’s great with children so your daughter is naturally attracted to him

↳ They do basically everything together

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Nicolas was confused as to why his daughter dragged him to her room. She had him sit down at her tea party table. He looked to the chair under him afraid he might break it with his weight, once he looked back up he was greeted with his daughter’s bright face with a make up box in hand. Once again he was puzzled as to what was happening, he signed asking what she was doing and she signed ‘you’ll see’ with a smile. Mind you Nicolas is new to all this and he’s never had nieces or nephews. So when he feels the delicate brush on his face he’s not alarmed it actually feels nice. Everything’s all good until he feels something damp on his lips. He pulls away signing frantically asking what was being put on his lips. She signed that he had messed it up but handed him a hand mirror anyway. His eyes got so wide and he just paused staring at himself in shock. You opened the door to your apartment setting down your stuff, you noticed that your daughter and Nicolas were not in the living room. Overhearing giggling from your daughter’s room you went to inquire. What you were welcomed with not only shocked you but earned a stifled chuckle from you. Nicolas Brown face full of makeup looking like drunk makeup gone wrong. His now painted ruby lips were pulled into a frown. Your daughter beamed obviously proud of her work. She hesitated but began to sign asking if he had liked it (the makeup). He paused thinking for a moment he picked up the hand mirror again examining his face. Once he lowered the mirror he looked to you then to his daughter. Without a smile nor frown he signed to his daughter that he liked the stuff on his face (he was sincere) then got up and ruffled her hair. She replied with a tight hug to his leg. As he made his way to you, you couldn’t contain your laughter, but it would soon be cut short after a little hand started to drag you to somewhere. “Your turn mommy/daddy,” your daughter exclaimed. Your mood immediately changed and now you were in the same position Nico was a couple seconds ago. Sitting down you looked back at Nicolas who was now leaving the room with a devious smirk knowing that you were in for a ‘ride’.

𝙳𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚘

↳ He’s very dense and stand offish so you kind of carry the relationship

↳ But when you guys had your baby girl he became a little more open and curious about the situation

↳ He was still pretty dense though, of course not knowing how to take care of a child

↳ And oddly enough your daughter favors him more

↳ It didn’t help that they were almost the same, personality wise

◇ ◇ ◇

This was a competition; your infant was now placed in-between you and Delico. You cooing and talking in a baby voice to get your daughter to crawl to you while Delico just sat there looking between you and the baby. The infant sat with a dazed look switching from side to side looking to you and Delico. You started to cheer louder and make weird noises to get your baby to come to you, hoping that she would make her way over to you. She looked back to her father seeing if there was any indication that he wanted her to come to him. But there was nothing he just stared at her like she did him. They stared at each other for a long time until it was like she was in a trance or their souls linked or something, because she completely drowned you out and started to to crawl towards Delico. So when she reached him he picked her up with a light smile and she let out a cute giggle. You let out an audible gasp in disappointment but not in surprise. Even though the whole thing was a joke it did kind of hurt but it made you happy. Looking at the baby happily coo in Delico’s arms was soothing. You were startled out of your daydream when you had seen Delico and your baby right in front of you. It was almost scary how identical they were especially with their facial expressions. Yours eyes shifted back and forth between them wondering what was happening. Your baby girl had stuck out her hands as if to grab you, you leaned your face closer to her until she could touch your face with her tiny hands. After holding your face for a couple seconds you glanced over to Delico who was smiling softly again. His long white eyelashes shading his welcoming eyes, you smiled back. Turning your attention back to your daughter you saw that she was bringing your face closer to hers clumsily. By now you had caught on to what she was doing so you happily provided your cheek. She pressed a kiss to your cheek and it had to be the cutest thing ever. Afterwards you scooped her up and started to pepper her face with loving kisses while she giggled.

[powerbottomeminem]

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#eminem - 58 posts

#ask me shit - 43 posts

#love is evil fanfiction - 40 posts

#am writing - 33 posts

#fanfic - 29 posts

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#gangsta - 23 posts

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#let’s not make it harder on ourselves by excluding and invalidating people for no reason

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Marshall: gym tomorrow 5:30am

Nicolas: really?

Marshall: you're not the only person with a rap sheet in this relationship

Nicolas: really?

Marshall: listen to my songs, I'm not just a pretty magazine cover

Nicolas: I know that. still, most people get away from me, not closer

Marshall: I'm not most people

Nicolas: evidently. I'll be there

Marshall: and don't pull your punches this time

Nicolas: it's just training

Marshall: I can hold my own, you know

Nicolas: I'm aware

Marshall: apparently you ain't. you're handling me with kid gloves. I hate that

Nicolas: no, I'm not

Marshall: yes, you are. you won't fight me seriously, you won't have sex with me, you water down your job for me. you're treating me like some fainthearted virgin or some shit. stop that!

Nicolas: I do no such thing. I'm trying for us to get to know each other. isn't that supposed to be a good thing for relationships?

Marshall: you think you're scaring me. that's the definition of kid gloves

Nicolas: what's your point?

Marshall: just don't. I'm a grown-ass man, I can handle my fucking own. and I can handle you

Nicolas: I know you can

Marshall: start acting like it. if you want us to get to know each other, then stop holding yourself back. I don't want to get to know a fake you, I want to know the real you

Nicolas: this is the real me. I can be nice to people if I want to

Marshall: but you usually ain't. and you're only nice to me so I'll like you

Nicolas: wrong way around. I'm nice to you because I like you. of course I want you to like me back, that's not a crime

Marshall: as if you care if something's a crime or not

Nicolas: figure of speech. point is, I like you, moody and high-maintenance and short-tempered and all. but be real, I can't introduce myself as Nicolas the hired gun, can I

Marshall: moody and what now? that doesn't sound like you like me at all

Nicolas: I'm not like most people either. I don't want a wife with 2.5 kids, a picket fence and a dog or some shit. I want a challenge and that you certainly are

Marshall: a challenge, that's what I am to you? you do know that I have kids and a dog and a fence around my property and I like it that way

Nicolas: I know. it's one of the things I find adorable about you

Marshall: fuck you. stop saying that

Nicolas: it's true. it's a compliment

Marshall: not out of your mouth

Nicolas: what you mean?

Marshall: you like blood and fighting, in your job and in your books and for sex too. but you do not like adorable things

Nicolas: sure I do. I like cats for example, they're adorable as fuck. and my doc's niece is the cutest, I often play with her, you know

Marshall: you do? didn't know you liked kids

Nicolas: not in general, but she's a nice kid. look, you're more than a pretty magazine cover, so why can't I be more than a violent asshole? I'm just good at what I do, doesn't mean I'm only that

Marshall: sounds familiar ...

Nicolas: gym 5.30am, I'll be there

…

A snippet from my story “Love Is Ǝvil”.

25 notes • Posted 2021-10-22 18:01:25 GMT

#4

My Girlfriend's Pregnant, Too

It's late 2019 and Marshall has put a pound on or two, not a big deal, he's still slim and fit for the stage. But his friends noticed. Also not a big deal, right? Well, Ryan makes a few jokes that turn serious soon enough and next thing Marshall knows he spends his lunch break in a supply closet.

Chapter 1

A quick preview:

The smell of a fruity Bolognese sauce caught Marshall's nose as he entered the kitchen. Only one thing ever smelled this good at the studio: Ryan's lunch. His wife had some serious chops in the kitchen and sometimes Marshall was a little jealous, he could admit. Even when he had still been married to a wife she had never cooked this good and nowadays, well, his current boyfriend was no luck either. He had mastered the skill of burning a pot of water but that was about it. Sneakily Marshall took a fork out of the drawer and tiptoed over to the table as silently as possible. A slow lick over his lips, soon he'd have a great meal to feast on.

Ryan sat at his usual spot, the back towards the door to not get distracted by the commotion in the rest of the kitchen. Denaun sat with him and munched away on his own lunch, an inquisitive look rested on Marshall.

Who put his index finger against his lips, gesturing for his friend to not say a peep. This was a delicate situation, Marshall had to stalk very close and snatch away his prey in a quick, swift motion. Ryan was very protective of his food and his big, strong hands …

- continue on Ao3 -

26 notes • Posted 2021-04-01 12:07:11 GMT

#3

"You gon' do somethin'?"

27 notes • Posted 2021-04-20 18:00:50 GMT

#2

"What was that? You want to fuck me in the ass?"

30 notes • Posted 2021-05-08 18:01:43 GMT

#1

"I’d kill to suck a dick right now!"

35 notes • Posted 2021-06-02 18:01:39 GMT

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[caro-bug]

Danganronpa Characters Sugar part 2 - Goodbye Despair!

Hajime:

Most relatable protag imo

Pretty handsome too

Kamukura, Kamukura Yas Queen!

Baby stop overworking yourself and just accept yourself please

Kazuichi:

On one hand, the way he simps for Sonia is kinda usetteling. On the other hand, he would most likely be the absolute sweethart to his partner

He's a good bro as well

Deserves a looot of love

Him making Minimaru was so adorable I can't ❤

Fuyuhiko:

I love him

THE FIRST TIME HE SPOKE IN A TRIAL IT WAS ABOUT PEKO'S ALIBI AND STOMACH ACHES

His smile is so pure

This baby gangsta doesn't really drink alcohol and disaprooves driving without a license. That's so good I can't

Best👏character👏development👏in👏the👏franchise👏

Deserves all the Pekos in the world

Yeah... It's obvious he's my favoriute, isn't it?

Peko:

I would never suspect her of being such a great actor when playing Sparkling Justice

So loving

So loyal

So beautiful

All I want her to do is live like a normal person by Fuyuhiko's side

Nagito:

He made the game so much more entertaining

Might be relying on his luck too much, but still, he's a fucking genious

Honestly? I didn't like him (just respected him for his smarts) until I've watched the OVA and DAMN. Him dreaming of befriending Fuyu and Kazuichi, thinking that Sonia is a badass, lowkey shipping Sonda, wanting to see Warriors of Hope, Matsuda and Ryouko safe and happy... Now I feel like I need to protect him.

Looks SO adorable in anime

Sonia:

That one character who makes a game much funnier without being an obvious comic relief

Swears in the funniest way ever

DO YOU KNOW THAT SHE TOOK CARE OF THE 4 DARK DEVAS AFTER GUNDHAM'S DEATH?

She and Gundham make the best duo ever btw

Gundham:

I LOVE the way he speaks

DO YOU KNOW THAT THE SPELL HE USED IN THE EXECUTION WAS TO PROTECT HIS 4 DARK DEVAS!?

He's actually a softie and that's alright

He and his Devas are the cutest

Ibuki:

My ray of sunshine

#hiyokoproof

She makes me a bi disaster

NEEDS to form a band with Sayaka, Leon and Kaede

Can we appreciate the fact that in her FTE she tries to help Hajime regain his memory?

Nekomaru:

HE SACRIFICED HIMSELF TWO TIMES IN THE SAME CHAPTER I CAN'T

Gives pretty good life advices

Akane NEEDS a person like him

His mechomaru quirks in chpt. 4 were so fun.

Akane:

Deserved so much better

SOMEONE GIVE HER PROPER ED ABOUT SEXUALITY SHE NEEDS IT PLEASE

"It was so dark I couldn't see my food!"

It's kinda relaxing how happy she always is

Her relationship with Nekomaru is 👌

Mikan:

It should be illegal to use her for fanservice.

Needs her own defense squad

Is honestly so cute

Needs a therapy.

Pretty useful tbh

Chiaki:

Waifu material. Obviously.

Was very useful, but It didn't look like such a big deal, unlike in Kyoko's case. Not that I dislike Kirigiri, but I like the fact that they have different energies

Her sleepiness and lags were kinda cute, even though they were caused by her... Unique nature

Her both deaths give me a real heartache

Hiyoko:

Dear little gremlin

I used to dislike her a lot, but her fte helped me understand her.

Give her a normal life, please

Her bond with Mahiru is preciousss

Mahiru:

I watched the dubbing for that one manga chapter and her creating the photoalbum with such passion was honestly so wholesome

One of the most real characters in the cast.

Could be the main character and I wouldn't mind

Could be a good leader

Twogami:

A great leader

Such a good person I can't

He kept his promise.

His bond with Ryota in the anime always made me smile.

His talent is really cool too

Teruteru:

He just wanted to see his momma 😓

Seems like a really aprroachable guy when he's not a total perv

[vonlipvig]

List of Youtubers You Should Check Out

General Info/Interesting Topics

Half As Interesting & Wendover Productions: Both channels are made by the same person, but where Wendover Production offers more lenghty and serious videos talking about topics such as logistics, economics, and planes, HAI gives you funnier, bite-sized 5min videos on a wilder variety of topics, covering all types of oddities and fun facts. Different styles, but both incredibly interesting and well-made. Loves planes.

RealLifeLore: Similar to HAI/Wendover, videos generally go between 6min to 12min. Lots of interesting and diverse topics with a fun tone. Geography videos and hypothetical questions galore. Super well-made, too. Loves Toyota Corollas.

Polymatter: Similar to Wendover and RLL. Videos are serious and educational, covering a big range of topics as well, including currencies, economics, the entertainment industry, etc. Some of the prettiest and smoothest animations ever.

Scary/Mysteries

Bedtime Stories: A channel producing 20-30 minute videos about a diverse array of mysteries: cryptids, aliens, disappearances, true crime, you name it. Each video features original black and white artwork to go with the narration, and the atmosphere it manages to create is impeccable. Very well-researched, and very mindful and respectful of the victims it talks about. Highly reccommended.

Nexpo: Youtuber that specializes in investigative videos about a variety of mysteries, both from the internet and from real life. He’s covered anything from video game mysteries, to reddit enigmas, to ARGs, to real life dissapearances and unsettling occurences. He has a series called “Disturbing Things From Around The Internet”, which is absolutely chilling. Super engaging and terrifying. As we say, everybody gangsta until Nexpo says “Let’s take a look...”.

Barely Sociable: Similar to Nexpo, he puts out long, documentary-style videos about internet and real life mysteries. He’s dived into varios videos about the dark web and the silk road, and is currently doing a multiple-part series about the mystery regarding the identity of the creator of Bitcoin. Really cool videos.

LEMMiNO: King of quality over quantity. He might not upload much, but when he does it’s an absolute delight. He makes 20-30min long documentary-style videos about diverse topics, mostly centering on mysteries and other curious occurrences, such as the Battle of Los Angeles, The Mandela Effect, or the Dyatlov Pass Incident. INCREDIBLY high-quality video, you really feel like watching a TV documentary.

Gaming

Achievement Hunter: A group of people who play games and are kinda terrible at them most of the time, and who are part of Rooster Teeth, the guys who make shows like RWBY and RvB. Not only do they play video games (such as Minecraft, GTA, GMod, and countless more), they also play board games, and have a variety of other live action shows you can enjoy. If you decide to get into them, it’s a one way trip, but what a trip it is!

Press Buttons and Talk: The gaming channel of Alex Mankin and SungWon Cho (yes, ProZD!). They upload every day, and have played a wild variety of games, so I’m sure there-s something for everyone. Their Ace Attorney playthroughs are perfection, as they voice all the characters and give birth to countless hilarious inside jokes along the way.

Music Industry/Celebs Analysis

Pop Dissected & GossipBoy: Different channels, but they’re fairly similar in topics and format, with their own particular charms each. Short-ish videos analysing current pop artists, why their music flopped, how a special era might have defined them, etc. Very interesting and well-researched.

Music Review/Music Reactions

ToddInTheShadows: I mean, if you like music review videos, you probably know Todd. Enigmatic, shadowy pianoman who reviews music and makes a lot of...unsuccessful predictions (we love you Toddstradamus). Has segments on one hit wonders, on bad records, on new songs, all that you could need. Plus he’s really funny. Who doesn’t love TitS?

Mr. 96: Music reviewer, whose opinions I generally agree with. He’s really funny and makes super enjoyable videos. Plus he likes kpop, if that’s your thing as well! Super enjoyable videos, don’t tell Mr. 69 I said that...

Diamond Axe Studios Music: Another music reviewer, with the BEST filming set of all of Youtube. He makes videos ranking Billboard chart top songs for each season, so if you like Opinions, then you’re gonna have a fun time. Really funny guy as well.

Nina Schofield: Music reviewer, she’s a singer, songwriter, musician, vocal coach and the nicest, cutest angel you’ve ever SEEN. Her reviews are one of the coolest and most professional, as she tends to focus on the instrumentals and the construction of the song, which is super interesting. She’s really talented as well, so please check her out!

AJayll: I’ve you’ve searched for ANY reaction vid you’ve seen AJ. She’s SO funny, her reactions are super engaging and absolutely hilarious, and it’s super infectious to watch her having a good time. Please watch her yell at Selena Gomez (”SALINAAA!!!) and call Dua Lipa “Zua Lapeeps”, it’s hysterical.

Reacts By Ash: She’s the Honorary Straight, y’all. Ash’s reactions are so fun and cute, she is just a MOOD. Her edition is absolutely hilarious and it definitely adds to the whole experience. Please don’t miss out.

Thethirdbill: The sweetest guy you’ll ever see! He does a series called Trying To Stan, in which he reacts to a lot of an artist’s work, trying to discover why people love them (and loving them in the process). He’s super open minded and sensitive, and it’s a delight watching him discover wonderful artists.

Movies / Animated Media / etc.

Schaffrillas Productions: This guy is just so funny. So freaking funny. He mostly makes videos ranting about animated movies, like why Shrek the Third Sucks, or why Megamind is an underrated Masterpiece, you get it. Also expect videos about musical songs, or disney songs, cause he’s a theater nerd, and I love it. ADORES TAMATOA, SOMEHOW. Also, makes YT Poops, so there’s a bit of that humor if it’s your thing.

24 Frames of Nick: He makes videos about movies, and those videos end up being hilarious. Lots of videos about movies that you probably forgot existed, about movies that are absolutely terrible, and he also made a nighmare-inducing video about the world of Thomas the Tank Engine. If you need cheering up, check him out.

Funny

NakeyJakey: I can’t explain NakeyJakey. Open a new tab and go watch one of his vids right now. He’s the funniest motherfucker ever. That’s all I can say.

[sweetbunnykook]

There is a video called 'everyone gangsta till they hear jungkook lisp compilation' It is the best video on the internet. You should watch it for a serotonin boost. It is just the cutest video ever.

I think I’ve definitely watched that video before because I’m so whipped for him and I’ve seen all the popular edits people make of him 😭💕 but I’m gonna watch it again. He’s such a precious baby boy I can’t comprehend how adorable he is. I hope he knows how lethal his power is. I can’t date anyone because of him lmfao my standards are up there forever.

- 🐰

[bonkers-4-hatter]

@torishortandsweet asked: If its not too much trouble, I would love to have matchups for Attack on titan, yuri on ice and gangsta.  I'm 5'4" with dark hair and brown eyes. I'm on the chubbier/curvier side. I love cooking, baking, reading and music. I can be quite shy at times but will assert myself if I believe in something. Thanks in advance and sorry for the crappy description! <3

I’m sorry hun. I haven’t seen Gangsta before, so I can’t match you with that fandom.

If you enjoy my content, please consider buying me a coffee.

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I match you with:

Levi from Attack On Titan

Loves your chubbier figure. The way you carry yourself and how your plump in all the right places is what gets him to check you out all the damn time. Shit, you’ll be in the kitchen in your sweatpants just minding your own business and he’ll be coping a feel, grabbing your softness or just leaning against a counter, checking you out. You’re gorgeous to him and he’ll be damned if he can’t check you out all he likes.

Phichit from Yuri On Ice!

Thinks you’re the cutest thing ever! Will always be telling you compliments and calling you cute pet names. He adores your chubbier figure, he doesn’t judge you, he adores you for you and he’ll tell you that too. Besides, you’re so soft when he gives you hugs, so that’s an added bonus. Loves to watch you cook and bake and even help out if you let him. Always eats whatever you make him and he’ll even ask for seconds!

[driftawayonceaday]

The Joker

April 1st

The Steve Miller Band released “The Joker” in 1973 on an album of the same name.  The height of the band’s success was between 1973 and 1978, although they had some success both before and after.  “The Joker” is a song that can always bring a grin because it seems so whimsical, and it has these great lines that I love even though I can’t explain why.  Perhaps it’s the whimsy of it.

You’re the cutest thing that I ever did see

I really love your peaches

Wanna shake your tree

Whose tree do you want to shake?  Keep that to yourself, forget I asked.  “The Joker”, perhaps because of the way Miller sings it, has a Memphis rhythm and blues feel to it (of course, as they had previously been called the Steve Miller Blues Band).  I find it intriguing that the bass guitar plays a big role in the song.  The subtle prominence of the bass guitar’s ba-da-do-do, ba-da-do-do is present throughout the song, like a companion walking alongside as you listen.  The acoustic guitar is understated and pleasantly complements the bass.  The slide guitar is almost a second vocal part in the song, especially when it’s used to create the wolf-whistle.

The Steve Miller’s Band’s Greatest Hits 1974-1978 has a number of good songs on it, including “Rock N’ Me”, “Take the Money and Run”, “Jet Airliner”, and “Swingtown”.  These songs, along with “The Joker”, feature some great music and the unique quirks of Miller’s band.  The appeal of “The Joker” stands out for me because of the acoustic and bass guitar parts, the peach tree and, of course, who doesn’t like a reference to “the gangster of love”?  Love.  Can’t get more gangsta than that.

Happy April Fool’s Day.  Play some music in the sun today.

[mochidust]

I’m a new army. What should i pay attention to?

Welcome new Army(s)! There’s lots of things you will find out…but you know what i love most about being new…finding out that there are literally 2 (or more) sides to each member and they are practically polar opposites:

- Theres RM who is a hard-core fire spitting rapper who goes so hard you have to sit down and then there’s Kim Namjoon who breaks everything he touches, loves cute things, turns into spongebob when he gets excited, talks and thinks intellectually, will spend all his money on Ryan toys if he could, talks like he’s 50 and has gone through all the world wars but looks like he’s 22, just trying to figure out life and acts like he’s 10 because excitement and innocence is his middle name.

- Jin the worldwide handsome cool-shoulders hyung namja whose face is sculpted for a Brancussi exhibit…and then there’s Kim Seokjin, dad jokes extraordinaire, BTS renowned best cook, best kiss thrower, loves pink and baggy sweaters and acts more childish then maknae line put together and whose laugh will make you laugh.

- Suga who looks cold and icy and his light colored hair is not helping that aspect, raps in two speeds, fast and faster, produces killer music, can kill with a glare. And then there’s Min Yoongi who has the cutest, softest gummiest smile ever blessed upon humans, who has a huge soft spot for Hobi, Jimin and Jungkook, who thinks holding hands will end all problems, performs like a machine in front of an audience, but can barely stand for a minute when talking so must hobble to nearest chair, sofa, empty space to sit or lie down.

- J-Hope/Dope who is a dancing master, rapping gangsta, cool, chic, manly swag personified. And Hobi who is just sunshine and gumdrops all around, scared of everything, hates snakeu, touchy, easily excited, with a laugh and smile brighter than your future.

- Jimin who is captivating no matter what he is doing, dancing and vocals will melt you no matter what gender you are, sexy eyes, lips, hair, legs, arms, buns basically everything and can move said body parts in ways you never thought possible. And Chimchim, who is so cutely clumsy he can literally knock himself out, who could abandon people for animals, who, despite looking, sounding, acting like an angel, has insecurities that run deeper than namjoon’s dimples, gives/lives for praise, has a heart bigger than a country :)

- V the CGV, anime character, gorgeous face, gorgeous skin, gorgeous build, husky voice deeper than the ocean…and Taehyung who is Rapline’s biggest fan but can’t rap to save his life, who is full of contradictions, has a huge love for arts, drawings, classical music and jimin, has a knack for finding and playing with children no matter where he is, dresses eccentrically like a grandpa instead of the Gucci model his face and body is built for.

- And Jungkook who is the golden maknae, the one who can do it all and then some. Dances and sings coolly, definition of a superstar, has a baby face and manly body (read thighs) and drives noonas insane. And then we have Justin Seagull who is as dorky as he is sexy, who is touchy and clingy (jimin knows what i’m talking about), still a complete child with childish antics and remarks, who is babied by all the members all the time and he loves it because he never complains, loves his hyungs most because listen to BEGIN.

OMG, did not realize i rambled this long…oOops. Welcome nonetheless!

[13lionz]

this is Miss Mindy. She came to our family through a family friend after someone tossed her in the bushes and abandoned her to the elements. She was a lil fur ball. Cutest thing ever. We never cut her nails and she roamed outside to her hearts desire. One time she disappeared for two weeks. The thought of something terrible happening to her crossed our minds. I know our parents were accepting a hard truth until she showed up out of no where, skin and bones meowing for warmth and food. Fortunately, this was during the spring. She took care of us spiritually from low frequency dark energy for 18 years. She transitioned on October 2015 from a heart attack after her sister transitioned as well the same year. The most Gangsta cat ever, she luved to get in fights with other cats, had the neighborhood dogs scared to walk in front of our house and she won her respect from the foxes and coyotes that lived close to our house when we moved to Tennessee. I know one she is going to stroll back into our lives like nothin happened. Till then little sister, may the great spirit be w/ u and great work. luv ur family. 💙💙💙💙💙💙🙏🏼💙💙💙💙💙💙 (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/BshP9hIgOoi/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=5088wr8n8lsb

[kpopandstarwarswhynot]

OMG!!! How I do this? I want to tag everyone from TWD.

@midnightbluefox Girl! I don't even need to say right? Mutual love ❤! I love Broken Things and I'm so glad for the server! I can't thank you enough for creating the server. You support my writing even when I'm not confident. You never have unkind words to me and I feel loved. (Observation: still blaming you if it is bad 😹)

@ashtyntaytertot SWOLO NEMESIS 😹😹😹 (Not really) I can't imagine TWD without you! Seriously, my life is seeing you using your tactics for recruitment. I can't leave without your swolo archive! It is my daily medicine for happiness. And your baby girl! Don't even get me started on that, she is the cutest! ❤ I hope you know that I like and there is no real competition coming from me, I'm swolo in the inside.

@dalzonii MA HOMIE! MA HERO! More gangsta them anyone that I know! The detention on TWD should be call Ruby's Den. Sleeps with giant spiders and fight snakes for fun! Girl, I admire you so much. I'm here for your Jar Jar love! CRYLO FOR LIFE ❤

@reylocalligraphy my first comment and I'll never forget that! Thank you for your support. You always support everyone in that chat. Your art is out of this word! Never lose that ❤ I admire you from the bottom of my heart.

@j-dryless Badass chick for sure! Just you to face Ruby 😹! I love your teasing personality ❤ I'll never forget that you came talk to me because you were worried that I misunderstood you. That day you showed me your true colors and they are gorgeous. Your soul is beautiful as you! I have a lot of fun with my Headmistress Swolo! ❤❤❤

@loveofescapism your fics wreck me! MIC DROP!

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Joking, I love you and your writing ❤ you wreck me in the best way ever.

@attackofthedarkcurses You have no idea how I'm your fangirl! You were my first reylo AU and it is still my favorite! I died when I saw you in the server. And now you are a Crylo ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ please never stop writing. You have a real gift.

Gosh! I want to tag everyone here. I love you all. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

Special shout out to the House Crylo ladies! CRYLO forever. #sisterhood 😹😹😹❤❤❤

Positivity

@wewantreylo is a babe and she is such a good sounding board!

@loveofescapism and @dalzonii are hilarious and sweet friends.

@kylorenvevo and @nightsofreylo are great authors and kind friends!

There are so many other people I could tag and gush about. Let’s spread some love.