#the math doesnt add up

[rainc0at]

brassic questions im haunted by: what the fuck was the wanking contest? why the FUCK do these "professional thieves" never silence their phones when they're robbing? why does dylan continue to take class a's?

[beholdingslut]

the other stupid hill i sit on is that when you have advantage you're supposed to roll two dice at once and take the higher, and rolling them one at the time can actually make it feel unworthwhile, like there's less urgency to roll the second if you roll high on the first one. and nothing can beat seeing a pair of nat 20s in front of you

[phantomdecibel]

bro the fuck? “fix this problem that wasn’t even your fault or we’ll eradicate you <3” bitch you are aware that that’s your entire military force, right? you do know that? this film is lucky it’s dramatic and has pretty visuals

[btnclmrttn]

Back at it again. New fandom, new blogs that contain 18+ content with 18- characters

[autisticlee]

when you're so awkwardly autistic and bad at people and talking that no one will even trust you to do a thing that's a special interest/you are passionate about/work harder than anyone else at/are actually really good at 😔 i wish my skills and hard work woukd speak for themselves, but the undesirable autism traits seem to permeate through and overshadows everything.

does this happen to anyone else? is this a common autistic experience? or is this a me thing?

[nomaishuttle]

comparison (new on left old on right)

[gingerissues]

Procrastinating my college finals by searching for jobs.

[ellenhenryart]

(via "The Math Is Not Mathing Funny Floral" Magnet for Sale by ellenhenry)

[mbat]

anxiety needs to fuck off and die fr though i literally feel like im gonna die over shit that is. so manageable and not going to matter in like a month or whatever who cares

[jojolimons]

boo someone went on the internet and told lies

[daylighted]

all i can think about is frat boy dean whos dating his nerdy little girlfriend and comes over to her dorm when shes studying and shes like struggling but dean tries to help her study even though he doesnt know shit😭 and then hes like “yeah i have no idea what im even saying” while hes trying to explain random crap

anyways ur theme is so cute!!

all of the classes dean was in, she was in the advanced placements for, pretty much an entire year above him. she was so damn smart that dean sometimes felt like she was humbling herself being around him and choosing him, especially in instances like this, where she'd asked him to study with her, and he realized quickly he does not know how to study properly.

"well, see," he's half leaned over her shoulder, chin resting in the little notch between her neck and arm, "the data's gotta have the answer. wouldn't be part of the question if it didn't."

dean did not have a clue what he was looking at. a table chart with so many numbers. a paragraph above it explaining the numbers and adding additional data. the practice question wasn't even multiple choice; who did that?

her smile is slow, and dean knows that again, he's said the wrong thing. but if there's one thing dean does know how to do, is dig his own grave. "like, math, right?" it was science. chemistry. whatever. "take all the numbers, add 'em up, get the average..."

well, now her eye was twitching, like a parent barely refraining from taking the pen and doing the problem themselves. dean's starting to stutter over his explanation. technically, she did ask for this, asking him for assistance, so... "then multiply the average by the number of sections on the chart. with all those steps, it's gotta be the way, baby, trust."

his beautiful, intelligent, quiet girlfriend did not say a word to argue. instead, she did something worse, and took her pretty pen out of his hand and moved the paper in front of her again. the silence was overbearing. now dean had completely abandoned his books and wanted to see this damn problem through, just out of his own disbelief. they made questions like this? without multiple choice? and all these numbers?

he, in fact, does not shut up, even as she's writing numbers and scribbling them out and repeating. "yeah, babe, to be honest? don't know what the fuck i'm saying."

"i know." two words, and she'd managed to dismantle the fragile confidence he had in chemistry-related things. "but thank you for trying to help in your own way."

she might as well have just stabbed him. "just doin' my job, pretty lady," dean saluted her, tipping his baseball cap at her before plucking it off his head and spinning it around. front facing meant business, backwards meant party. he deserved a party after the couple of braincells in his head had sparked and fizzled out. "hey, how 'bout this," the mischief in his smile is absolutely diabolical considering he was really just starting to hinder you more than anything, "every question either of us get right, we take somethin' off?"

her eyebrows raise. "you're gonna be fully clothed and i'm gonna be naked if we do that."

dean leans in to steal a kiss, that devilish grin still on his mouth. "that's precisely the point. get t'solvin', pretty lady."

she wasn't going to argue. especially not when he used precisely right in a sentence.

[mikuhats]

14 months B-) give or take bc i forget constantly

i save all my t viles cause im weird

[floralfractals]

so id say my tumblr network (as in, the people who tend to see/interact with my posts) is pretty mathy. i wanted to see how people interact w math and how they like to learn about it :) (and: maybe do something with that on my blog!!! wouldnt that be fun)

polls have a limited amount of characters i can add per option, so ill clarify some concepts here:

informal education is learning via a coordinated effort by an instance/expert outside of school system (e.g. voluntary lectures, social media posts, museum visits, youtube videos or similar). by informal i dont mean "its school but the teacher is chill" or independent research!!

formal education is learning through a school system (usually mandatory/with a teacher or professor present)

i refer to any education you do without making use of coordinated programmes as independent research, so that would be just you picking up an advanced math book to educate yourself, or perhaps scanning wikipedia, or emailing math profs with questions

when i talk about reading math in a general context, i mean that the material discusses math for a broad audience, so it doesnt talk about super niche specific mathematical concepts, and doesn't contain any complicated formulas/proofs/math speech

please do elaborate in the tags!!!

[catmoe]

super silly terrible trio headcanons for @pjtrashofficial might update and add more in the future!

i am helping to keep the pj fandom alive

Romeo:

-invented a kareoke and dance rhythm machine one day out of pure boredom and night ninja and luna tried to steal them on multiple occasions

-lives in the flying factory

- has pulled more all nighters than he count

- had an orange juice addiction

- handwriting is a mix of cursive and regular font yet still surprsingly readable

- VERY COLD HANDS not as cold as lunas but STILL COLD

- had robot brainrot, refers to sleeping as 'sleep mode' or 'restarting' and passing out as 'short circuiting'

- has a collection of teddy bears but professor snuggles will always be his favorite one

- LOVES organizing things but somehow never has the motivation or willpower to clean his room, like the entire flying factory being clean except for his room

- he has a blahaj that he put glasses on. i have a feeling

- has numerous injuries of all kinds from inventing and fighting, like burns, bruises, cuts and scars

- surprisingly not physically adept and kinda fragile at times like im thinking he could trip on a rock from running from the pjs and break his leg 😭

- doesnt understand why taking over the world or the inventions he makes are bad at all he thinks the reason why everyone hates him for it is because they dont understand how it works and are jealous of him for it or think hes not capable of ruling the world like i dont think he understands whats bad about being a dictator 😭🙏

- enjoys sweet food, especially chocolate and strawberry flavored food

- found a lab coat on the side of the street and claimed it as his however it was far too oversized so be stitched it as best as he can to make it fit him but the stitching is lop sided because he isn't that good at stitching but he tried 🙏

- saw other people having earrings and though it was cool so he invented something to pierce his ears but he underestimated the calculation and preparation neccessay and how much it hurt and he pierced it too high so he had a migraine and his ears kept ringing for a week straight because of it

- actually the shortest out of the main 6 im pretty sure this is canon but im putting it here because why not

- has hacked into government servers multiple times

- actually pretty good at video games

- might actually enjoy minecraft

- him and greg bond over shared experiences like difficulty with poems and presenting it to the class, not being taken seriously, being taken for granted, being recognized only for their skills and other stuff that they share in common that i cant think of right now

- sees how night ninja and luna bond over art and painting so he tried it himself and isnt the best at it, but hey, atleast he bond with them about it right? 🥹

- is a walking calculator, mental math final boss

- can yap FOR LITERAL HOURS about his special interests i kid you not. (get it, hes a kid? pun not intended btw)

- special interests are computer, science and math, anything plush or cuddly related and space

- social awkwardness final boss like surprisingly greg is better at socallizing than him thats how bad he is at interacting with people

- happily looks forward for villain alliances if it means that he wont be alone for a night

- annoyed fairly easy

- gets silly when hes comfortable around someone (very rare occurance if that someone isnt robot)

- autism creature

- can play the piano

- does the erm actually pose on a daily basis

- sleep deprived

- cannot see without his goggles even if his life depends on it

- talks to himself out loud and narrates the things hes doing (like what catboy does)

- has the biggest, brightest and liveliest smile ever

Night Ninja

-warmest hands ever

-LOVES manga or comics in general

- a very good artist

- plays board games with his ninjalinos when they are not training or fighting

- knows first aid so that he can patch up himself and his ninjalinos after a fight or intense training

- is actually kinda terrified of what anyus flute is capable of

- can do a perfect split with no warmups whatsoever and feel no pain from it

- the ninjalinos are strong enough to carry him around if they group up and its actually pretty funny

- whenever he wanders off in the middle of the night he always makes sure his ninjalinos are asleep. some are, some pretend to sleep then mess around

- sometimes breaks into the flying factory when hes bored to see what romeo is doing mostly because he can't break into the moon to see luna to sneak around her most of the time so he pesters romeo twice as much eheh

- king of video games especially anything action themed

- had punched a hole in a wall out of pure frustration multiple times

- has scared his ninjalinos on accident multiple times and feels guilty for it

- does little shows and tricks every now and then to make the ninjalinos smile when they feel down or for their birthdays

- can play the flute

Luna Girl

- punches people when shes missing her luna gadgets (Night Ninja taught her)

- Her and Motsuki wrestle sometimes when they are bored

- Motsuki is a flying flashlight and Luna is used to it already

- coldest hands to ever exist

- whenever night ninja ventures off in the middle of the night, sometimes she sneaks on the ninjalinos and plays games with them like tag and they enjoy her company

- likes dress up

- an aspiring artist like that one scene from Romeos disguise i think where shes painting outside the museum

- gets bored sometimes on the moon so she visits earth in hopes of something fun to do

- her and romeo sometimes bond over their interest in space

- loves learning new skills

- loves halloween because she gets to see creative costumes and scare people for candy every year

- loves having her moths carry her around like a parade float

- [ ] loves teasing the wolfies about the moon

- [ ] loves teaming up with night ninja to tease romeo

[transfemme-shelterdog]

ive been on T for ten months and a few months ago i started noticing that my autism isnt seen as cute anymore. im still funny but im not cute anymore and i cant tell if i feel dysphoric over it or just weird about it or am just realizing that it does feel slightly infantilizing now that im more mannish because it feels like you can be weird and still be a woman instead of a girl but you cant be weird and be a man instead of a boy. im not either but im nearly an adult and i feel like im being treated like a well-meaning silly child thats more well-articulated than many an adult ive met.

like i like being the pet friend among close friends but i am not your (general you) damned show pony i am seven-fucking-teen.

i am realizing it is not dysphoria it is just my overall disdain of being treated poorly. whelp! like ik its different for some what were raised girls but i felt like my specific brand of weirdness (fandom) was something i was more allowed to bring into adulthood with me as a girl than as a faggot because oo quirky but now im carl and obsessed with trains whenever i talk about my interests (depending on the person) like they humor me but it feels like the ratio of humoring to listening has switched and while rarely being humored does suck rarely being listened to is far, far worse imo because one is performative and the other is actually helpful.

ALSO!!!!! I GOT SUSPENDED LAST WEEK FOR THROWING A LAPTOP AT A TEACHER BECAUSE HE WASNT LISTENING TO A PEER TRYING TO SAY "hey ur making me uncomfortable can you please do [x]" AND DO YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT MY PARENTS WERE TOLD I DID? "[name] threw a chromebook at [teacher] because he was helping wrong"

keep in mind I EXPLAINED MYSELF VERY CLEARLY that i was throwing it because he wasnt listening to very clear and easy to follow boundaries being set by the OTHER CHILD and regardless of if it knocks sense into him at least he'll realize his behavior doesnt slide and (more importantly) the peer knows theyre not alone and that someone will fight for them SINCE NOBODY INCLUDING THE OTHER ADULT IN THE ROOM WAS DOING SHIT FOR THEM!!!!!

AND THAT WAS WHAT THEY SAID TO MY PARENTS!!!! when my parents and i spoke about it and i explained they did agree "woah yeah thats not only shitty but he is Not A Great Fit" (after also explaining that more of his overstepping boundaries happened towards fem (and more insecure fem might i add) students and that this was not a one-time thing. months back (when my voice was cracking al ot) he was helping me with math (that he also didnt understand bc he was always on HIS PHONE while the students have phones locked away) and i got pissy he told me what about my future and i was like I DO NOT KNOW YOU!!!! THAT IS BARELY A CONVO I HAVE WITH MY PARENTS STFU UP!!!! and we went in circles until i left and explained to other adults "he was acting like he was gonna be a part of my future AND IT WAS ALSO FUCKING WEIRD OF HIM")

this ended up more of a rant about a specific staff i just hate his fucking guts but also i hate how the ratio of humoring to listening has reversed in such a tangible way like wtf i have 5 whiskers and suddenly im still funny but not worth being taken seriously? really? and oh im cringe and stupid and loud? really? really? really?

at least my eighth grade teacher was mask off transphobic instead of just infantilizing towards masc-aligned young adults what the fuck. i'd prefer being told im an asshole outright than being told "maybe i should consider the perspective of THE GUY THAT DOESNT LISTEN TO PEOPLE SETTING GODDAMNED BOUNDARIES!!!!"

sorry for the horribly long rant i hope youre doing well and if you have time i think itd be cool if you watch parkour civilization (youtube series thats a shonen anime through the medium of minecraft that plays on the mid-to-late-2010s minecraft thumbnails "noob, bro, master, god" but as actual ranks that determine your ability to jump through outside means (be it impossible jumps or being left starving and unable to sprint) and (presumably for immersion reasons) most of the characters are named after the archetype instead of their username (parkour villain instead of clownpiercer, parkour master instead of whoever the fuck plays them, etc) and it (maybe accidentally) has really good themes about dismantling capitalism and one of the most fascinating differences between seasons 1 and 2 is that now there are more tangible stakes because in s1 evbo was more by himself (because on the noob level most of them were dead and on the pro level people were busy by themselves and on the master level being seen as weak was also a barrier from human connection) but in s2 evbo (main character) has to save his best friend AND parkour civilization it's really damn cool)

also as someone who calls themself a fujoshi sometimes because i find it fits well enough THERE IS (non-canon) PARKOUR YAOI!!!!! THERES BOTH TOXIC YAOI AND GOD X HIS FIRST BELIEVER YAOI!!!! the toxic yaoi is great bc right before one of the two dies his last line is "for what it's worth i really did enjoy working with you" and then he dies and the other two is the parkour god willing to sacrifice all of parkour civilization before losing their first believer (whos also their friend). fucker got ONE friend and went "youre worth more than life itself" but in actions instead of words i love him so much lmao

There's definitely a difference in how men and women with autism are treated, I've found. Like, women with autism are seen as more "cute" while men with autism are seen as the more "cringe neckbeards" who love trains and the like. It's rough, and I wish you nothing but the best with navigating that shift in how you're treated.

I also hope that your teachers start talking to you with more respect. I know what it's like to have teachers that just don't listen and don't care for what you say, or how you feel. I had to deal with teachers like that all through grades 1-12. It's frustrating, but luckily it's only temporary.

I'll definitely give those videos a watch when I've got a few hours to kill :3, I appreciate the recommendation!

[nelsoncanbemyneumann]

𝑀𝓎 𝒲𝒶𝓎

Synopsis: You and heeseung have been dating for about 3 months now. You both were the most popular people on the entire campus. It was all fine until you two got in a fight because of his ex. But now you have to go your own 𝒲𝒶𝓎.

Mentioning: All of enhypen (heeseungs friendgroup), yunjin lsfm (y/n bestie), yunah illit (heeseungs sister and your bestie), karina aespa (y/n bestie), keeho p1h (y/n ex), yeji itzy ( heeseungs ex ),more..

Pairing: Popular bf!Heeseung x Popular gf!Fem Reader

Taglist: @mitmit01 @mimisxs

Tropes: Loving to Hatred, Lovers to Exes, Friends to Enemies

BOLD = CANT BE TAGGED

Warnings: Cursing,Fighting,love language is pt so will hug,cuddle alot,nothing much,idrk! Tell me if i forgot something!

SFW MINORS ALLOWED!!

°•More under cut•°

"How am i grounded AGAIN and i have a basically broken leg?!" you ask while literally about to cry. Your at your dad's house and all you wanted to do was meet up with your boyfriend. And YOU personally didnt see a problem with it. But your dad did. "아빠는 그냥 친구예요! (dad hes just a friend!)" You yell. The only response he has is "그럼 지금 우리 친구에게 키스하는 건가요? (so we are kissing friends now?)" What was he talking about? Didnt he or like mom kiss their friends on the cheek when they were younger? Well Heeseung isnt just a friend but whats the big deal? You how old like 17? Does he want you to die single or something?. You didnt physically say it but in your mind you said "무슨 일이 있어도 나는 학교에 갈 것이다. (whatever im going to school.)"

Now your walking to school. May i mind you with a sprained ankle (that is NOT breaking your leg but wtv) and all you hear is "she really is weak!" or "ew her personality is giving ugly but her face is giving pretty!" those insults were WEAK to you and were super childish so you just walked by not giving a single fuck. Soon you made it to class. And the first class had to be math. Heeseung and Yeji sitting in a corner laughing ,smiling and just talking. Then your friends sitting in another death-staring them. You take a seat with YOUR friends and Heeseung's friends. "Hey guys!" You say smiling hiding the fact your annoyed seeing Heeseung and his EX together. "Hey ynnie!" Yunjin says first. You smile then use your phone texting Heeseung "Hey can we talk soon after class?" You see the bubble typing to see a new message "Sure.." What does he mean "Sure.." he's supposed to be the kind, loving boyfriend he always had been. Annoyed you decide to talk to Jake because who doesnt like talking to your boyfriends friend? "Hey jakey!!" You say loud enough for Heeseung to hear. "Oh hi yn!" he says smiling back with his big puppy like smile. "Wanna eat lunch together?" You also say really loud to the point Jay and Sunghoon asks "Can we join?!" at the exact same time. "Sure! Id love to eat with all of you. How bout all of us including Yunjin, Karina, and Yunah join and meet at that boba cafe near by!" You say smiling really big at Jake for no absolute reason then looking back to the others. "OOH YES!" Karina says. "Seems like a good plan" Yunah says. "I should invite hee-" Yunah trys to say "Oh no its fine hes with Yeji anyway. Im sure they have plans together for lunch!" You say practically aiming for them to not come while also cutting off Yunah. "Oh true! Plus we havent been all together for a while like this." Sunghoon adds. "Okay ill text the address." You say. "Also i cant go to any parties for like a week so :/" You add on. "What AGAIN?!" Jay asks. "Yeah i got in trouble for sneakin out tryna meet with someone i shouldnt see." Then the teacher walks in Yappa yappa yappa.

Heeseung texts you. "Lets talk now?" he asks. "Sure meet me at my locker." You text back. Honestly your really scared to the point you might even pee or poop your pants. You havent talked to him ever since the fight. So you dont really know what to say. You lowkey zone out for a few minutes til heeseung shows up. "What do you want?" He asks obviously NOT wanting to be there. "Why the fuck are you with Yeji? Am i NOT your girlfriend?" You asked him quite literally deathstaring him. "Listen she's better anyway like why'd you try punching her?" he asks as if he's trying to avoid the question. "Punching? So i started punching now?!" You say kind yelling in the school hallway. "WHY DOES IT MATTER TO YOU?!" He asks still avoiding the question. "Heeseung its my way or hers. Choose." You say literally annoyed to the point you might drop kick him like a kickball. "And what if i choose hers?" He says. "Im done with this fucking bullshit see me out of this relationship. All i was trying to ask was why your flirting with your ex!" You yell. "OH IM FLIRTING NOW?!" He yells back in defense. At this point Sunghoon, Jake, Jay, Karina, and Yunjin found you and Heeseung. You quite literally almost punched him but then Karina, and Jay held you back. Then you black out.

Now your in the nurses office. All you remember was Karina and Jay holding you back. Nothing more nothing less. The nurse walked in. " Yoon Yn im sorry to say this but you have bruises and have a serious head injury that might not heal really fast because you've been hit in the head by Heeseung." That fucking bitch. How'd you even like a man like that? All because you tried Sneakin out tryna meet with someone you shouldnt see. Wait when did you even meet him?

AN: What an interesting way to end a chapter. Why is heeseung lowkey a bitch in this chapterrrr. Im so sorry i havent been updating but it's because my sports. I literally have volleyball games back to back every week.

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