#the sims I make sometimes...'.

[ruthplaysthesims]

Kurt❤️

Shout out to @dem0nyo for this masterpiece of a hair!!

[sodapopbuoy]

For day 4 of @jonmartinweek !!! As Long as You Need...

[paper-worms]

Uni Days 🤍

[starboundsingularities]

the jurist system seems really cool i hope they keep using it :-)

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🌈 lawsbian Follow

hey girl. am i a suspect. because you can "court" me any time

🧊 just--ice Follow

try.

🌈 lawsbian Follow

hey girl. am i a suspect. because you can "try" me any time

🌈 lawsbian Follow

hey girl. are you a lawyer. because you can "try" to "court" me any time

🌈 lawsbian Follow

hey girl. am i on trial.

🌈 lawsbian Follow

i'm determined to make this work btw

🌈 lawsbian Follow

hey girl. law

🔪 violencekilling Follow

hey girl. are you a murderer. because ow ough ouch agh stop stabbing me

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🌟 rockliker270 Follow

guys watch out hes gonna shelly de kill you

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🎀 copiicat Follow

they called me to the witness stand and the defense attorney just shouted "BOOOOOO WE HATE YOUR PUSSY"

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🧇 edible-evidence Follow

look if i was on trial and the guy prosecuting me started advertising his music i'd just plead guilty. avoid the embarrassment of getting put in prison by a guy who basically used the trial to say "this blew up btw here's my soundcloud"

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⚖️ courtofpublicopinions Follow

💞 lawveyourself Follow

didnt miles edgeworth defend someone in a case once

⛲ fountainoftruth Follow

do you know the difference between a prosecutor and a defense attorney

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💟 longingforyou Follow

being rivals isn't enough i need to kiss you

💟 longingforyou Follow

who the fuck is evil magistrate

💟 longingforyou Follow

STOP TAGGING THIS WITH LAWYERS?????

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🐈 nyattorney Follow

they hired a guy to stand in court and shout "GET A ROOM YOU TWO" whenever the lawyers start getting a little too homoerotic

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💥 courtroomchaos Follow

your honor i know all the evidence points to my client being guilty. but come on you have to admit he kinda ate right

💼 courtofwaw Follow

mia fey when they had phoenix wright on trial

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🔍 thuthseeker Follow

ok hot take but i feel like these lawyers should maybe not be allowed to drag literal children to court with them?? how many people have gotten genuinely actually fucking SHOT in court and they're just ok bringing fucking 8 year olds in?

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💼 courtofwaw Follow

happy almost christmas to all who celebrate

💫 dizzydreamers124 Follow

it's march

🎄 holidazed Follow

happy almost christmas :)

😈 knownjaywalker Follow

WHO is putting this on my dash

👁️ cymorgue Follow

STOP POSTING THIS. IT IS JUNE.

🐼 pandastar91 Follow

ITS ALMOST CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!

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💽 platinumcourtrecord Follow

evil gavinners be like. innocent hate. this is a nothing post

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🥚 eggvidenced Follow

STOP asking me about the dl-6 post idc idc look even phoenix wright forged evidence once shut up

📕 lexculpatory Follow

he didn't forge the evidence, though. it was kristoph gavin who ordered the forgery. this was covered in the trial of vera misham. if you're going to try to compare yourself to well known figures, you could at least check the veracity of your claims.

🥚 eggvidenced Follow

yeah well. he might have. on a different case or something.

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🃏 thecourtjester Follow

i tried to take the bar exam but they didnt let me because i wasnt cunty and traumatized enough

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😇 innosense Follow

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🦀 mad_libz_87 Follow

when will global studios realize that i do not WANT another shitty steel samurai spinoff i just want the original show back

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⚖️ courtofpublicopinions Follow

she present on my evidence til i reach a verdict

⚖️ courtofpublicopinions Follow

WRONG BLOLG. DON'T REBLOG THIS. DELETE POST DELETE POST DELETE POST I SWEAR WE'RE PROFESSIONALS HERE

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👑 courtroyals Follow

"we need more great prosecutors" you guys couldn't even handle manfred von karma

🧊 just--ice Follow

didn't he kill someone?

👑 courtroyals Follow

irrelevant. you guys couldn't handle him.

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📋 lawandwhoreder Follow

law: i'm so law

lawyer, who needs to one up everyone no matter what: i'm more law than you

🏛️ lawyest Follow

hi

📋 lawandwhoreder Follow

you've got to be fucking kidding me

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🧊 just--ice Follow

why is it always murders with lawblr. why don't we ever talk about divorce or something

[coffeethathurtsyou]

I worked way too hard to get sims to cooperate with me trying to make this shape of building, lmao.

Zagel owns almost every available parcel to own, and I imagine he has different lodgings and ventures set up on different ones as he needs. (townhouse is his salon, den above gambling house is a dungeon, rooftop shack is where he takes people he needs information from, etc.) and for all of those, he doesn't try to hide the fact he owns and uses those locations. But his Suite at the Royal Beth? that one is kept secret, and thus, is safe. Or at least safer.

I will probably go through later and dress the place up more / get better walls and flooring / make it more red / see if i can get the glass domes to light up as well, but I'm quite pleased with it so far and now I have a layout to work with mentally for doing drawings later.

[jodeliejodelie]

Anyway, I totally forgot about the "re-release" because I was too busy making a roundabout with the multi-road mod (link 1, link 2).

Before, with the help of the new SimPE (3x3 roads).

After.

Obviously it looks a bit funny when cars drive over the middle, but I'm still really happy!

And a look at the monstrosity in GIMP...

[cattermelons]

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Oh dear, young, idiotic King Nikomachos II, son of Demosthenes of Mycenae. Or, rather some smaller provincial kingdom of north-western Lakonia, to rather generalise, from which his great Eurypontid house needed to expel him; with a reign that proves as just as trivial and hedonistic as he. Powdered in rouge as an effeminate leukochrōs, Nikomachos, deformed and ill-bred, possibly a bastard of helot whisper and beheld among five elder sisters, the boy’s kingship was a jest among all the Peloponnese behind closed doors. Yet, in his Kastro Koiláda Chalkou, the scrutiny of the Ekkelisa could not reach him and his whore-bride to be, Eurynome, for the luxury and the splendour of Dionysos and Demeter’s sweet ecstasy were irresistibly intoxicating. For who has time for leading trade routes and waring territory when the pig has only just been carved?

so, what is this? i actually am not sure yet, will it be gameplay, will it be story? we will find out at some point, but i just desperately wanted to play with the late bronze age because as an ancient history and linguistics major, it is my duty. i have always been deeply in love with my hellenistic greco-roman history and thought it would be quite fun to delve into a period i am not as familiar with with the Mycenaeans, to see what i can learn. also considering the beautifully accurate amount of cc clothing for this era, particularly by @clepysdra which i feel the classical age is lacking in among historical cc compared to the bronze age. BUT in speaking of accuracy, those that noticed i referenced the Eurypontid house of the diarchic Spartans, the Ekkelisa and the names of my sims themselves, for the sake of my own enjoyment, i WILL be snatching names for funsies with no relation to their historical origin, but i do want to try my best to make this accurate to Mycenaean culture/dress/relgion, etc. but i am still learning about this fascinating time. i also want to give the BIGGEST praise and thank you to @kyriat-sims for her absolutely beautiful early civilisation save that she’s created, as well as the build featured in this post (which you can find HERE and HERE) as although i tweaked the interior to my manic over-cluttered taste, the castle shell itself is done by her and it’s so brilliant <3

[flovoid]

“my perfect gems, go and tear these disgusting creatures out of my sight.”

“yes Master.”

[simbleleven]

Tia's Closet: Clothes as Pretty as Me.

Not pictured; Eleven barking at their screen. Sorry, I get a little too attached to every woman I make. She's gorgeous. And her closet probably costs more than what I make in two months. What can I say; I did mention she wants the best in life, and the best in life means nice, expensive clothes, nails and hair done on the regular – she wants to be a rising star, so she needs to look the part.

[simvanie]

7 Sins Legacy - generation 5 (gluttony)

Pregnancy cravings 🧇💕

[aurorangen]

Let out all your frustrations Jay!!

Transcript & Bonus:

Renee's judgemental face earlier 😭

...

R: I saw your dad today and he does not look good. He looks so troubled and tired J: What do you expect? J: We both know he's a busy man R: He's still not reached out to you, has he Jay???? J: Damn. You can see right through this all detective

Renee: [continues talking on call] He cut me off when I asked about you. Jay: So typical of him. I thought when he bought the studio, everything would get better. But guess what?He bought the label and dumped everything on me. When I needed his help, I was forwarded to his assistant.

Jay: He's the same selfish jerk using money and other people to deal with all the problems in his life. Me being his biggest fucking problem. And you know what happened at the wedding Renee [sighs]. He acted like a complete stranger and that tells me enough already.

Jay: Sorry, I get mad every time we talk about him. He just pisses me off so much. Renee: You always hold it in and I want you to let it all out to me cos I get your frustrations. Honestly I wanted to call out your dad just then, but it was time for them to go inside and eat…[starts typing a message]

R: Harvey wants to cheer you up! J: Thank you Harvey! J: I love your little boys

...

Leif: [forces smile] I'm good Renee. You should come to this restaurant some time, they've got great food. Renee: Yeah the place does look lovely! But Leif, how is Jay doin- Leif: [looks at time] Well uh we better get going now before the place gets too busy…

[emblemcest]

Never do I feel more like an incurable weirdo than when I look up an incest ship on ao3 and it's solely hardcore smut.

Like. no. unfortunately, I am not a gooner searching up the freakiest shit I can imagine to get off and immediately never think about again in the post-nut clarity of moral normalisation. It is much worse: I, in my most sober of right-minded states, unironically want to read 30k and up words about these two blood-related siblings falling in love and getting together as a couple.

I respect your in-the-moment fetish-driven fap material. What I want is so much more bizarre, more unnatural, more impossible to explain to any normal person: I don't just want to see these family members fuck nasty. Regrettably, unabashedly, I want to see them make love.

[rebouks]

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Byrd: Are you mad? Oscar: No, but your brother should’ve called sooner. Ivan: There, all gone-.. let’s get you n’ Robin home. Wren: Sorry, Frankie. Frankie: Don’t you worry about it, sweetheart. [nasty hospital vibes] Byrd: Are you sure you’re not mad? Oscar: Mhm. Byrd: You’re biting your nails though. Oscar: Hospitals aren’t exactly my favourite. Byrd: So, you’re mad? Oscar: No, Byrd. Byrd: Wren isn’t allowed to sign it, okay? ‘Cause you know she’ll write something rude like P E N I-… Oscar: [laughs] I hear ya.

[tricoufamily]

this is me every time i see a sims 4 render tutorial and they say use a mix shader

[crabussy]

hey you. artist who is about to turn your favourite character into a pony from mlp. I dare you to use a fur colour that is NOT just the character's human skintone. make that hoofed beast GREEN. get SYMBOLIC WITH IT. is she calm and intelligent? BLUE. are they an anxious wreck with a mean streak? YELLOW AND RED. is he kind of a sad sack? GREY!!!!! go crazy. world is your oyster and you're going with Beige Horse? be free.

[flovoid]

we're running in the moonlight we're dancing in the open waves you're hanging for a good time something that'll make you stay