#the work party dick and kori are going is a police ball although i debate keeping him a cop

[gothamite-rambler]

Dick entered the room wearing a flared jumpsuit that fit every curve.

Dick: Do you guys think this will work for a disco-themed party?

Raven spat out her drink, bursting into laughter so hard that she fell out of her seat.

Raven (between sarcastic laughs): I've rarely, if ever, laughed this hard! I needed this! You… You… You look like a stripper at a disco-themed party!

Dick: I’m taking that as a compliment. Donna, Kory, what do you think?

Donna: Outside of the party's theme, only you could make that work. For your work party… you can rock that suit.

Kory blinked, unable to respond as she stared at her boyfriend. Donna waved her hand in front of her friend’s eyes. Raven sat back up, her laughter fading into a happy sigh as she covered her eyes.

Donna (slapping Kory on the arm): Speak, girl!

Kory: Yo- Your butt is popping out.

Dick (turning slowly): Yeah, that’s the point. I don’t mind showing it off for this party. Do you like it? Your opinion matters most to me.

Kory moaned, nodding. She gripped Donna’s hand, causing the woman to wince with a tight smile.

Raven (stifling her laughter): I’m so glad you people are my friends. I’d have no entertainment if I was friends with boring heroes.

Dick: Glad we could keep you entertained. Now be honest, does it work or not?

Raven: Dick, you wore Discowing with no shame and still think the suit looks good. My opinion doesn’t matter. Star, how are you handling the suit?

Kory (looking at the table while still gripping Donna's hand): I have to hold out until tonight. That is my response.

Dick: I appreciate that. I have to be focused for most of this party. I love these work parties; they’re always fun. Don’t worry, Kory, when the night ends you can rip this off me. Until then, I’m going to strut in this until we have to head out.

Donna: Strut on, Boy Wonder.

Dick left the room humming happily, and as he walked out, Beast Boy could be heard shouting.

Beast Boy: Rock on, dude!

Donna (yanking her hand away with some struggle): Let… go… of… my hand!

Kory: Sorry, sorry! I’m usually good at suppressing my urges when he wears those outfits, but my… time of the month is here, and my libido is—

Raven: Like a dam about to burst?

Kory: Yes, that’s accurate! I am both the luckiest and unluckiest woman at the present moment.

Raven: I’m in my twenties, and I’ve grown, yet I remain confused about what you people see in him appearance wise.

Donna (icing her hand): Dick is a fairly attractive man, and most women and men want that. They want to perform moves that only the Kama Sutra details.

Kory: We’ve gotten past page fifty-nine; it’s been fun. I’m glad I could tell my besties this.

Donna (tilting her head with a puzzled smile): That’s… what friends are for.

Raven: I vicariously enjoy your stories because they’re not as intense as Rose’s.