#thecoolest

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

Hey. I’m Batman.

That’s it. That’s the post.

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Okay, fine. Since Alfred says I should be more “engaging” online or how he refers to it make "friendsssssss" There are some stuff you should know about me:

Yes, I’m the Batman.

No, I don’t need a sidekick. (Except maybe Barbara. And Robin. But mostly me.)

Gotham’s #1 protector. Also its #1 billionaire. Also its #1 rockstar. Also its #1 master builder.

I work alone. Except when I don’t. But mostly, I do.

Ask me anything. Unless you’re the Joker. (Joker, if you’re reading this, stop laughing.)

I post cool stuff. Crime-fighting tips. Workout routines. How i don't pay taxes. Sometimes memes.

Follow me or don’t. I don’t care. (But I will know if you don't. I see everything.)

#IAmBatman #NotAFanOfFeelings #ButYouCanFollowMe #TheCoolest

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🦇!

[clownsrcrying]

@thecoolest-1

[wormbehindtheslaughter]

Mimi comic based on my last ask

@thecoolest-1

I hope I understood the request right

[bingobongobonko]

I AM ADOPTING THIS ELDEN BEAST INTO MY BELIEF SYSYEM....

also question.. for folks who play lancer rpg, or really anyone who knows the lore. been thinking of how to portray NHP coffin, in terms of its physicality. idk if the book ever states what a coffin looks like, BUT conflicted between giving coffins a varied look. like. personalized. i know i was thinking of a coffin that looks like an antique radio. audio is crisp and clear, it just LOOKS like that. or alternatively, a subspace tripmine from roblox. i think the latter is cooler but idk. wait i forgot to add the question, how do you see nhp coffins

BEHOLD. A COFFIN

[buttercool-crystal]

The ZODIAC SIGNS as human beings! (all girls for some reason)

I know this has nothing to do with the Powerpuff girls but I just really wanted to share these! Don't worry about the bg, that's my desk. Also, don't worry @thecoolest-1 and @starkawaiichan. I'll answer your questions later today.

I'm Pisces btw ;)

[omni-man-was-here]

Dad!? Why the hell are you on here?.. and uh whos the purple kid..

-@thecoolest-mark

How..? That's Oliver, Mark.

[cannedravi0lii]

Dude i just remembered i had thecoolest fucking dream last night but i barely remember any of it aside from the fact that lazari was in it lmao

[snazzyrat]

I JSUT NEED TO SAY your OCS ARE LIKE THECOOLEST THINGS EVER seriously so aamzing and inspiring !!! i havnet drawn in forever or never strived to be better at it BUT LOOKING AT YOUR IS JUST LIKE!!! ARGHHH NOW I WANT TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GRRRR THANK YOU SO MUCHH!!! IM HAPPY TO HEAR THAT! i’ve been working on them for a few years now but am finally confident to share them publicly now and GAHH IT MAKES ME HAPPY THAT PEOPLE LIKE THEM 🤧🤧💜💜💜 THANK YOU

[kiawren]

You said you wanted people to gush about their f/os in a rb

I just really like my husbanf… he so cool and deranged very me coded… he’s my third f/o with a gambling addiction… he’s so pathetic, freaking loser, he is such a loser, I love him so much, he’s my little ray of sunshine, he’s so cool and sweet, he smells like pineapple (canon btw), he has green hair and pronons❤️❤️❤️ he is a duck robot cog (you wouldn’t get it if you didn’t play Toontown corporate clash….. 💔💔💔………..) he so odd, he needs to be studied under a microscope even though he’s taller than me, he has sharp teeth and a lisp……… he’s so cooolio…. I can’t believe he’s actually my husbanf❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ I’m so lucky……. Waow…. Buck is so coolio……..I need to kiss his beak….. mwah meah…… I’m gonna tell him I love him sooooo much ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ bye bye

Hey anon...I so get it.. enjoyed reading this immensely you literally get him so well you guys are Soulmates for real that's what it looks like to me.. All those traits are so silly if I were him I'd be so lucky to have a partner whos so attentive like that..?! Smelling like pineapple is so. That's actually so cute Idek what to say that's adorable. I don't know this source but your description is very endearing im genuinely interested.. Sharp teeth and a lisp! Man that is so cute what! You have thecoolest husband ever man wtf. YES GO AND KISS HIS BEAK NOW! HURRY! You guys can be so crazy and cool together Yes put him under a microscope tuck him into a petri dish all cozy like.. Then when you examine his cells you'll be surprised to find his brain has many micro thoughts and pictures of you..🤯🤔

[alicethethreshershark]

I TURN IBTO A SHAKR YES FUCK YES RAHHHHHHHHH IM GONNA SWIM AROUND AND STUN FISH WITH MY TAIL AJD VE THECOOLEST THRESHER SHARK EVER AHHHHHHHHHH

[buttercool-crystal]

REALLY IMPORTANT QUESTION!

Also, don't worry @thecoolest-1. I'll answer your question.

[musesandrebels]

The coolest Muse. #chloesevigny Images are not mine. credits: image 1: via @ohchloesevigny tumblr Image 2: Chloë Sevigny photographed by Mario Sorrenti for Self Service SS15 image 3: Chloe Sevigny Book published by Rizzoli New York images 4 & 6: via @ohchloesevigny tumblr image 5: via The Blonde Salad image 7: photo by Marcelo Krasilcic image 8: Chloe Sevigny by Nicolas Moore for Another Magazine - FW 2005 image 9: Chloe Sevigny for Self Service image 10: via pinterest #muses #mondaysmood #mondaymuse #chloe #retro #muse #fashionicon #fashionicons #fashioninsta #style #styles #stylesetter #coolchic #coolgirl #celebritystyle #rebels #rebelchild #thecoolest #styleinspiration #stylegoals #stylegram #trendsetter https://www.instagram.com/p/Cib7Z-krfFY/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[danlingforever]

THIS GUY IS REALLY BADLY MISSED, I think we need to make a WANTED poster as in the Old Wild West 😆😆 - Photo by @rufusttaylor Via @sstrgrl April 2019 - #danhawkins #thecoolest #rifflord #guitarwizard #guitargod #producer #studioowner #hawklandstudios #rockgod #dan #dantheman #danhawkinsofthedarkness #danlingforever #thedarkness #theactualdarkness #gibson #gibsonguitars #gibsondoubleneck #johndeere #johndeeretractor #hardwork #hardworkpaysoffs #goingnuts #silly #imissyou #wemissyou #glamrock #glammetal #metal #heavymetal (at Turin, Italy) https://www.instagram.com/p/CDuKFiHKMv8/?igshid=1mifs40was4e1

[ninaluba]

The coolest Fairy you've ever met 🧚‍♀️ #thecoolest #fairy #fairyvibes ° #ninaluba #shimmering #dress #elegant #elegantdress #longdress #openback #shimmeringjersey #jersey #silverdots #fashiondesign #fashiondesigner #unique #handmade #custommade #madeinslovenia #madeinslo #withlove #heartandsoul https://www.instagram.com/p/B2ryDedFfgi/?igshid=1syqixuub712z

[theboiledmarsh]

LITERALLY THECOOLEST THING IN THEWORLD!!!! I LOVE IT, AMAZING JOB!!!!

YEAHH I FINISHED @theboiledmarsh silly man is all polished n rigged up

[fromthoughtstopoetry-blog]

From the show last night in Lakeville with @chrisbernstorf and @kevin_schlereth . One of my vids didn't come through for some unknown reason which really bugs me. #spokenword #folkmusic #poetry #lakevillema #reallife #thecoolest (at Lakeville, Massachusetts) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4xMyWHhRWr/?igshid=12uft9q2d4uai