#then again this is a...dating sim....

[diseaseriddencube]

how cute, they thought they could stop me from screenshotting the gallery sections >:) too bad, he's gonna be my wallpaper now, impregnating him too

[just-an-enby-lemon]

The thing about jonmartin is that Martin wants to be a romantic, he loves poetry and probably watches romance but for him it is a fantasy, a silly game he plays. Martin is at his core very cynical. Things don't work out for him so he doesn't really belive in romance, it is a pretty dream but that's it. He is pratical and realist. Dating Jon he has to remind himself it is real and he actually struggles with romantic gestures, it is something he has to remind himself to do, to remind himself he can do even and honestly who even has the energy and what if Jon doesn't even like it?

Jon on the other hand wants to be cynical. His first coping mechanism was pretend the things he was afraid of weren't real and goddam if he isn't afraid of love. It didn't really work to him so far so it's easy to pretend he doesn't care. But he is a romantic at heart. He saw love and he read about it and he has enough evidence that it is undeniable. And to be honest Jon was always to much a bunch of mushy feelings hidden in a grumpy (and bitter and afraid) trench coat. Dating Martin he has to hold himself so he isn't too much. He plays the grumpy unromantic guy at first. But he just can't stop giving flowers and planing dates (this is the guy that saw a theme park on a fear domain and considered how he wanted to take Martin to a romantic ferris whell date [until he discovered Martin was afraid of them]) and making all the silly things one does when in love.

TR: Martin is deep down very cynical about love but wants to/pretends to be a romantic and Jon is deep down very romantic but wants to/pretends to be cynical about love.

[simswoon]

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[trans-kevin-juice]

i thought that chance being freaky was only something he did when you do a perfect game of g&g, but NOPE

after digging through the files, i found out that if you deny g&g with chance, then flirt with him, HE SAYS SOMETHING FREAKY AS HELL AGAIN

chance, honey...... why are you so freaky

[andrabeets]

So I tried to make an Opress bros dating sim but uh.. I found out that it's way too much work! So here are some of the assets I made for it.

[reunitedinterlude]

countdown to phil’s 38th bday - a year in review [8/30]

red-hot phil

[grif-hawaiian-rolls]

Touch Burns

A gentle touch, given without fear, without hesitation, can burn through the fiercest of armors.

It's in the little touches. The way Grif taps their knuckles together for a fist bump.The way Tucker nudges his wrist to adjust the position of his arm wielding the sword. The way Simmons grasps his gauntlet to steady him as he climbs onto the back of the Warthog. The way Caboose's arms curl around his waist and nearly lift him off the ground. The way Donut bumps his hip with his own in passing. The way Agents Washington and Carolina will place their hands on his shoulders, strong steady grips that ground him. The way Sarge slaps a hand against his back with the red colonel laughs. 

The little touches that make him feel human again.

Wip?? I dont think im gonna actually paint this out the way i want to honestly but i'll call it a wip. just in case i do :}

[coyle-and-co]

the goose is loose

these are her full sprites for the dating sim :) you get to take her clothes off

[germaaaaaaaaaa]

[funishment-time]

this is 500000% conjecture but i wonder if the reason why V3 is so much more Bisexual than the other games (imo) is because there was apparently meant to be a Kaede version of the Dating Sim(tm) mode too* and they wanted to ensure every character made some sort of sense with both her and Shuichi at the helm in that extra mode

* don't quote me on this because i can't find the info suddenly but iirc, they just didn't have time/budget to write and implement it

[lesiasmadness]

In the spirit of the holiday, I present to you: the worst ship.

Clean versions under the cut in case you'd somehow want them

[absolutebl]

Just a Big'ol List of all My Top Rated BLs of all time!

Here are the only ones I have give 10/10 to:

Color Rush - Korea

I Cannot Reach You AKA Kimi ni wa Todokanai - Japan

Light On Me - Korea

Our Dating Sim - Korea

Semantic Error - Korea

Seven Days AKA Seven Days: Monday-Thursday AND Seven Days: Friday-Sunday (2 parts) - Japan

To My Star - Korea

Until We Meet Again - Thai

We Best Love: No. 1 For You AND We Best Love: Fighting Mr. 2nd - Taiwan

I also adore the A Man Who Defies The World of BL (AKA Absolute BL) series. But I consider those more like parody than actual BL.

The 50 BLs I've given 9/10s:

A First Love Story - Korea

A Tale of Thousand Stars - Thai

Bad Buddy - Thai

Be Loved In House: I Do - Taiwan

Blueming - Korea

Century of Love - Thai

Cherry Blossoms After Winter - Korea

Cherry Magic (Thai remake) - Thai

Cherry Magic AKA 30-sai made Dotei Da to Mahotsukai ni Nareru rashii - Japan

Cosmetic Playlover Japan

He's Coming to Me - Thai

HIStory 2: Crossing the Line - Taiwan

I Feel You Linger in the Air - Thai

Jun and Jun - Korea

Kiseki: Dear to Me - Taiwan

La Pluie - Thai

Laws of Attraction - Thai

Long Time No See - Korea

Love For Love's Sake - Korea

Love is Science? BL Cut - Taiwan

Love Tractor - Korea

Lovely Writer - Thai

Minato Coin Laundry AKA Minato Shouji Koin Randorii - Japan

My Beautiful Man AKA Utsukushii Kare - Japan

My Personal Weatherman AKA Taikan Yoho - Japan

My Ride - Thai

My School President - Thai

Nobleman Ryu's Wedding - Korea

Not Me - Thai

Old Fashion Cupcake - Japan

Our Dining Table AKA Bokura no Shokutaku - Japan

Our Youth AKA Miseinen: Mijukuna Oretachi wa Bukiyo ni Shinkochu - Japan

Oxygen - Thai

See Your Love - Taiwan

Step By Step - Thai

Sugar Dog Life - Japan

Takara-kun and Amagi-kun -Japan

ThamePo - Thai

The Eighth Sense - Korea

The Heart Killers - Thai

The New Employee - Korea

The Rebound - Thai

The Sign - Thai

Unintentional Love Story - Korea

Unknown - Taiwan

Wandee Goodday - Thai

We Are - Thai

When it Rains it Pours AKA Futtara Doshaburi - Japan

Wish You: Your Melody in My Heart - Korea

Your Sky - Thai

My rating system:

10/10 HIGHLY RECOMMENDED faithful to tropes, happy ending, good chemistry, few flaws, high rewatch potential

9/10 ABSOLUTELY RECOMMENDED probably a few pacing issues or one flaw

8/10 RECOMMENDED some concerns around tropes (like dub con) or story structure but still satisfies as BL

7/10 RECOMMENDED WITH RESERVATIONS i.e. isn’t quite BL, convoluted, not strictly HEA, too short/long, or chemistry issues

6/10 WORTH WATCHING BUT FLAWED probably around the ending or in narrative structure/cohesion or censorship

5/10 WATCH IF YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO but don’t expect much, it’s a hot mess

4/10 FATALLY FLAWED but still basically BL, however… do we want to support this kind of behavior?

3/10 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I AM WATCHING AND NEITHER DOES IT

2/10 IT'S DEPRESSING they killed the gay, save yourself

1/10 IT'S AWFUL, I WATCHED IT SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO

Notes on the current state of the BL Spreadsheet of Doom:

Currently contains: 818 BLs.

DNF'd BLs: 82 (or almost exactly 10%) they would all like be gerring scored of under 4/10 if I completed them.

Can't find: 69

Currently airing or in progress: 20

Unrated: 171 (just over 20%)

These shows are, by definition not included in the rec list, but might later once I finish watching them.

[trans-kevin-juice]

Please, and I mean pretty please, upload more chance voice lines. Specifically your favorites if you don’t mind :)

OF COURSE, ANON!!!!!! thank you for asking!!

i have several favorites, but here are a handful of them! :3

enjoy :D

these are just a few of my favorite chance lines, by the way!! i have way more!! i plan on compiling all of them in a youtube video soon, so stay tuned for that :D

[skaradupa]

Finished rewatching Gravity Falls

For the record I do love Ford, I just don't like him/L

[reunitedinterlude]

phil + heart-themed clothes

[agentlove]

they would get divorced in one universe just to find eachother in another one

alternatively titled: sometimes you're the level-headed token flesh-head impulse-control-and-polycule-member of a stubborn, eccentric, and hearty telephone-headed drug addict, and there's cruelty in the world you deem fit to suicidally fight, and that either goes about as well as you'd expect it to, or you learn about love and the value of your life and junk along the way