#theplottinghoofbeast

[terrifiedmouse]

Hey, I saw you made it into the tarot project, dude~ Congrats! Also, have you graduated or are you still at SCAD? I couldn't remember if you were a senior or not

I did WHAT?! I didn’t know till you told me 😂 Thanks!  I’m currently still at SCAD but I graduate in a few months.

[fe-paletteswaps]

Could I request a swap between Lucina and Eirika? Just curious.

Here they are!

[jamespeppersalt]

Effie/Charlotte C-S Support

This was a collaboration done by me and @theplottinghoofbeast​! MUSCLE LESBIANS FOREVER

Effie/Charlotte C-S

C Support

Charlotte: HA! HIYA!! HAAA!

Charlotte: *huff, huff* Training’s been so fulfilling today… I can’t quit now…!

Effie: Hey there. You look hard at work.

Charlotte: AAAAAAAHHH!

Charlotte: Who’re you?! I’ll tear you limb from-

Effie: Sorry, I didn’t mean to scare you.

Charlotte: You? You’re… you’re Effie, right?

Effie: That would be me.

Charlotte: And you’re… a royal retainer, right?

Effie: Uh-huh…

Charlotte: As in… you’re CLOSE to royalty, every day, RIGHT…?

Effie: Well, that seems kind of obvious, but, yeah...

Charlotte: Oh, well, why didn’t you SAY so, darling!

Charlotte: By all means, come, come! I don’t bite!

Effie: Well, based upon what I saw, you seem to be pretty capable at “biting”…

Charlotte: …

Charlotte: Drat…

Effie: Regardless, you looked pretty good! You’ll have to give me some pointers for my own training regime.

Effie: Anywho, I was just strolling by, so I’ve got to go.

Effie: Can’t keep the guys waiting after all!

Charlotte: The… the guys…?

Effie: Yeah, you know. The guys in the army?

Effie: We meet up every other day! It’s pretty fun.

Charlotte: What?!

Effie: Welp, gotta go. See ya, Charlotte.

(Effie leaves)

Charlotte: ...What?!

Charlotte: That… that MUSCLE MASS of a woman is… popular with men?!

B Support

Charlotte: Ugh, I followed her around town all day… what’s her secret…?

Effie: Talking to yourself? Do you want some company?

Charlotte: YOU. I’ve been watching you all day!

Effie: ...So what did you see?

Charlotte: I saw some bull, is what I saw!

Charlotte: How can YOU of all people be so popular with men?! I try so hard, but…

Charlotte: You don’t seem to be trying at all!

Effie: I’m not sure I understand. What are you talking about?

Charlotte: You’re just like me- you’re a tough, powerful girl. But unlike you, I try to actually appeal to men…

Charlotte: But they all seem to like you regardless! What am I doing wrong?!

Effie: Well, I don’t know much about you, Charlotte, but don’t you think you’re going about this all wrong?

Charlotte: Huh? What do you mean?

Effie: Well, you’re so focused on getting guys to like you that you aren’t being YOU.

Effie: From what I’ve seen, you really ARE a tough, powerful girl. But you don’t think men will like that.

Charlotte: B-but… they won’t! Most men just want a dainty, beautiful woman…

Effie: Well, you’re beautiful, but you’re certainly not dainty.

Charlotte: Excuse me?!

Effie: Oh, I don’t mean that in a bad way or anything.

Effie: I mean, I’m not exactly a delicate flower, either.

Charlotte: Uh, YEAH, I can tell!

Effie: Besides, you’re a woman who could keep up with the likes of me if you really put your mind to it!

Effie: That’s pretty admirable, if I’d say so.

Charlotte: You- you really think I’m as good as you?

Effie: Well, that’s pushing it a bit, isn’t it?

Effie: After all, you’re pretty focused on… other things.

Charlotte: Wha-

Charlotte: Now, just hold on!

Charlotte: I could TOTALLY keep up with the likes of you! In fact, I’ll PROVE it!

Charlotte: Just you wait, Effie! You and me, tomorrow at sunrise- be there!

Charlotte: I’ll outperform you yet! Just you wait!

(Charlotte leaves)

Effie: ...Heh. I figured that would get her to shed that girlish facade.

Effie: Well… this should be exciting!

A Support

Charlotte: *huff, huff* SO!

Effie: So, what?

Charlotte: I’ve kept up with you these past few weeks at training…

Effie: That you have. I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised; you’re a talented woman!

Charlotte: Thanks, but...

Charlotte: Now you HAVE to admit that I’m as good as you!

Effie: Well, I never doubted you in the first place.

Effie: You’re a capable woman, Charlotte.

Effie: So… why do you hide that part of yourself?

Charlotte: Um, well…

Charlotte: You’re from the slums of Nohr, right? You know what it’s like to grow up poor.

Effie: Unfortunately, yes.

Effie: I take it we have that in common?

Charlotte: We do.

Charlotte: Except, unlike you, I’m not a retainer; I’m just a soldier.

Charlotte: I don’t make nearly enough money to give my family a nice life.

Charlotte: So… that’s where getting a nice spouse comes in.

Effie: Ah… I think I see.

Effie: You want to marry someone with a lot of money so that they can provide for your family.

Charlotte: Yes! Exactly right.

Charlotte: But I’m not exactly prime wife material. I’m pushy and loud and brutish…

Charlotte: No man likes a girl with bulging muscles and a penchant for battle.

Effie: Well, who cares what any “man” thinks?

Charlotte: Hm?

Effie: Look how far I’ve come since I was a little girl in the slums.

Effie: I didn’t need to be girly; I didn’t have to charm any man.

Effie: I worked hard and achieved my goals!

Effie: You can do anything you set your mind to, Charlotte; you just have to stop letting your inhibitions get in the way.

Charlotte: Do you really think so?

Effie: I do! After all, you had your mind set upon keeping up with me in training, and you did that.

Effie:  Trust me- just have more confidence in yourself! Men will love it.

Charlotte: W-well, what harm could come of it…? After all, it’s worked so well for you…

Charlotte: Alright, Effie! I’ll try to do as you say!

Charlotte: ...And, thanks.

Effie: Anytime. I’m glad to help!

Charlotte: It’s funny… not that long ago, I swore we’d be rivals…

Charlotte: But now you’re one of my best friends!

Charlotte: I’m glad we could take the time to get to know one another.

Effie: Same here, Charlotte.

Effie: Now, let’s get back to training… I bet you can’t do as many push-ups as me!

Charlotte: You’re on!!

S Support

Charlotte: Effie! There you are!

Effie: Oh, hey, Charlotte! Have you been looking for me?

Charlotte: Yeah, actually.

Charlotte: I thought you went out again, but I couldn’t find you anywhere.

Effie: Well, I figured you’d want your chance with the guys, so I decided to skip it this time.

Effie: But on that subject, has my advice been helpful? I bet nearly all of the men are falling over themselves at the thought of you!

Charlotte: Um, well… about that…

Charlotte: I’ve been thinking about it, and… I’ve decided that your advice is kind of useless to me, now.

Effie: Huh? What do you mean? I’m not sure I follow.

Charlotte: Well, you see… I’ve given up on wooing men.

Effie: Really? Why is that?

Charlotte: I’ve decided that someone else is who I want.

Effie: Oh? Well... that’s good! I’m happy for you and whoever it is.

Charlotte: …

Charlotte: Effie…

Effie: Yeah?

Charlotte: It’s YOU.

Effie: I… really?

Charlotte: Of course! You’re amazing, Effie… you’re as beautiful and kind as you are strong.

Charlotte: As much as marrying some rich noble would help my family… I love you too much to ever dream of being with anyone else.

Effie: Charlotte… I feel the same way about you!

Effie: I never thought that you might love me back.

Effie: But, you know…

Effie: Retainers might not be as wealthy as our lieges, but we get paid well.

Effie: I’m sure that if we get married, I could help them out as much as you like.

Charlotte: That’s a kind offer- one that I will probably be taking you up on- but…

Charlotte: I don’t love you for your money, Effie.

Charlotte: I want to be with you for the rest of my days.

Effie: I feel the same way, Charlotte.

Effie: I promise to give you and your parents the happy life that you deserve.

Charlotte: Oh, Effie; I’m already happy- I have you!

Charlotte: I’m sure my family feels the same way.

Effie: I’m so happy to have you by my side, Charlotte.

Effie: Will you marry me?

Charlotte: I will, gladly.

Charlotte: I don’t know exactly what the gods have planned for us, but I hope that we can be together forever, Effie.

[disappointment-fegroup]

I only have 1 5*. I've had (including the character events) 5 Gunters, 4 Felicias, Stahls, Hanas, Robins (all male), Kamuis (3 female, 1 male), Arthurs, and Cecilias. That's just the ones that I had 4 of. I'm so unlucky that people are actively sad for me. My only solace is that I have Joker and Tharja (my favorite spouses from the games they come from) and they both came as 4 stars when I needed them. I also summon more 4* now that I don't need them. Joy. I only get one new character a roll now

[blood-chilling]

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[faichlon]

my part of the #FEfemsplash! lovely gals for the lovely @theplottinghoofbeast!! i hope you like it!!

[kaylynn-sage]

@notsofatpinkcat @theplottinghoofbeast

a quick cut of Matt in pain have fun

[unassumingvenusaur]

theplottinghoofbeast replied to your post “that post is the best explanation for why Camilla and Leon have...”

I gotta say, Laslow...that's pretty gay

Laslow sees Camilla: Shit, she’s beautiful. 

Laslow sees Xander: SHIT, HE’S GORGEOUS

[nerdrehab]

Welcome theplottinghoofbeast! I hope I satisfy all your nerdy needs!

[unassumingvenusaur]

Since people are being douches, I have decided that I will cancel some of that by sending you love and happiness. For the record you are one of my top favorite bloggers (which says a lot, I literally follow thousands of blogs) and even when I don't see a new support when I come (literally) every day, it's still just a treat to see your posts. It's bad that you're used to the hate because that means you've gotten a metric fuckton, but I think you're honestly one of my favorite people.

awwwww, thank you so much ^^ i do get a lot but when you run any even semi-prominent project in a vg community, it’s pretty inevitable. support like yours is encouraging though! 

[kas-a]

Write 2 things that you like about yourself and pass it on to the first 10 people on your dash xxx

I like my hair and my sense of humor I guess

[sarahzahdegeneral]

HEY I've sent out my giveaway stuff. Thanks to everyone who reblogged!

[spaacecats]

Giveaway Winners

1st: theplottinghoofbeast 2nd: anlamasanda 3rd: mirthfulmotherfucker thanks to all who participated. c: