#they are deep

[abbeyofcyn]

*phaneang curry contains peanuts

[dearreader]

something that annoys me about anti-swifties is prior to the release of TTPD when the track list dropped someone said “yall, she has a song called down bad and loml. she is not as deep as yall like to believe” and just tell me you’ve never studied any form of literature seriously. because all the poets and writers we think of today who have deep and meaningful texts that we must study did not write it for that reason back in the day.

my entire survey of early british literature class was mainly just my professor trying to deconstruct our idea of what classic literature was and show us it was still modern and relevant and that it was raunchy and proactive at times too. like she had us read select passages from the faerie queen and when she told us the plot between several parts cause we were jumping she dropped so many bombs that after she was done every hand shot up with a different question about a different part (mine was on the giant penis that haunted red cross knight after he had premarital sex if you were curious).

so like… yeah the titles aren’t that deep cause it’s modern slang but you’re all going to be shocked to learn that a lot of older literature had slang both in them and as their titles! i hate to break it to you but you know jack shit about literature and what it means.

also this isn’t me saying you have to think her songs are deep and meaningful. because it depends on what you feel and interpret the songs as. you dont have to like the songs. but if you’re going to woefully misunderstand them to paint someone out as a villian with actual zero evidence, i worry about your reading comprehension skills and media literacy as a whole. because to make big ass declarations when you have zero knowledge of literature is very fucking telling.

[docdufresne]

Had a dream last night that i was a knight and this bigger scarier knight had me on the ground and right before he swung his sword at my neck he said smth like "i mourn the loss of life for the tree who will become your coffin" which shouldnt have turned me on like it did but alas

[aropride]

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

[sneepsnorp3d]

major traffic incident

[halflifesk666]

[goryfluff]

Nautilus expedition live streams (+ their commentary) | 2024

[spockvarietyhour]

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

[koobiie]

foliage study :-) there's an angel in the garden

[loveridden1999]

[khloodsadek]

[splatoonlink]

scientists: oh hey we found a new species of deep sea feather star, neat :)

the news: TERRIFYING and ALIEN creature with ONE THOUSAND ARMS discovered LURKING in the DEEP ABYSS of the sea

the public: omg im never swimming in the ocean again!!!

the animal:

[visenyaism]

Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

[soul-from-another-era]

Unconditional love isn't a free pass to hurt me.

[thepromiscuousfinger]