#they're both afraid

[jujutsuaiko-ka]

so Junpei has access to Mahito/Yahito's technique? This brings out so many possibilities...

𝕐𝕖𝕒𝕙… 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕒𝕝𝕤𝕠 𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕡𝕝𝕚𝕔𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤. 𝕀'𝕞 𝕘𝕝𝕒𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝔸𝕥𝕤𝕦𝕙𝕒 𝕨𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕤𝕦𝕗𝕗𝕖𝕣 𝕒𝕟𝕪 𝕖𝕗𝕗𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕤, 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕗𝕒𝕔𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕀 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕕 𝕠𝕗 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕜𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕕 𝕞𝕖…

You won't end up like Mahito! There's no chance this would happen!

𝔹𝕦𝕥 𝔸𝕥𝕤𝕦𝕙𝕒, 𝕚𝕗 𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕕𝕒𝕪 𝕀 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕚𝕥 𝕠𝕟 𝕒𝕟𝕪𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕖𝕝𝕤𝕖 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕞-

You won't!

𝕎-𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕚𝕗 𝕀 𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕕𝕖𝕗𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝕐𝕒𝕙𝕚𝕥𝕠 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕖𝕟𝕕 𝕦-

YOU WON'T!

𝕀 𝕕𝕠𝕟'𝕥- 𝕀 𝕕𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕓𝕖𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕒 𝕔𝕦-

YOU WON'T!

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[loserstone220]

I recently went to Japan and had a lot of fun! I've wanted to visit Japan for a long time, so it felt like a dream come true. That said, the metro system there was super confusing. Thank goodness I had two friends with me who are way smarter than I am!

Anyway, here's Mario and Peach visiting Japan and getting totally confused by the train system.

[dmonrider]

i thought you guys needed to know

stan one by @cataclysmcrows

[chiyana]

this is the stupidest crossover possible but I want Tim to make House his doctor

yes that House

why? He needs someone who is very good, will not give up or send Tim out to a different specialist just because his medical condition is difficult, will not be overly concerned about the danger Tim puts himself in, and will lie on Tim's medical records AND to Batman/Bruce Wayne/all of the Bats without hesitation or fear.

House is and will do all of those things without hesitation. He has no shame, no boundaries, he WILL get into a public fight with Bruce Wayne if it means keeping that man out of his patient's (and House's) business. He will help Tim lie to and gaslight the rest of his family without hesitation.

in exchange, Tim is his favorite patient. Not because they get along, necessarily, Tim is a know-it-all little shit and they constantly bicker and House hates how practically every facet of Tim's existence is a lie (and Tim thinks House is a smug know-it-all jackass who is needlessly cruel and callous bc he thinks the world owes him and never delivers just bc he's in pain, news flash a lot of people are in pain and manage not to be assholes) BUT, 1, Tim brings him really interesting cases and problems, and 2, Tim NEVER lies to House about his medical conditions or what he was doing when they happened.

He lies about literally almost everything else under the sun TO everyone else, but he is 100% completely upfront and honest about his medical history and what is going on with him with House.

admittedly it takes a while for House to realize Tim ISN'T lying to him because some of the shit he says is completely insane ("the vigilante thing is pretty obvious but what do you MEAN you got the Apocalypse virus TWICE, AND SURVIVED, AS A FOURTEEN-FIFTEEN YEAR OLD")

but once he realizes Tim doesn't ever lie to him, he becomes House's favorite patient because at least TIM gives him all of the data he needs as best he's able the moment he asks. At least House doesn't have to waste his time following up on bogus information or figuring out the truth, he can just get right into the meat of the medical issue at hand.

also it's so fun to lie directly to Batman's face, know the man knows, and know he can't do anything about it

[agendratum]

✧･ﾟ:*🐶🥰vs😼👊*:･ﾟ✧

[michelle-jwhssp2719]

Try these out!

[mothintheflames]

not to throw hands on main but it's crazy that some of y'all will forgive a boy for planning to kill someone (in exchange for a soul tbf), rejecting a love confession in her stead and falsely claiming that she's actually going out with him, refusing to accept no for an answer, and going into her house without her permission or knowledge to steal from her, but will hate on a girl for rejecting his romantic advances because she did it on the grounds of a trait that he couldn't control.

[starssoblue]

i'm teasing you! i love you just the way you are, marinette dupain-cheng.

[ozonecologne]

feverishly wrote like 10 pages on an old wip today, never delete your old files!!!!

[aceadoxography]

i've been tossing around an au idea where it's actually drake who stumbles on aaron while they're out at a game and thinks he's andrew. aaron freaks out bc this huge stranger is trying to manhandle him and calling him AJ and he struggles and ends up getting shoved into a wall, hitting his head, and gets a concussion. someone calls the police and drake is temporarily arrested for assaulting a minor, aaron is taken to the hospital while they try to find his mother, and andrew's social worker gets involved.

no one tells aaron anything but he talks to the police and his mom keeps getting calls from uncle luther and a lady he doesn't know, and a week later there's a clone of himself standing in his room who calls himself andrew.

[bloodfreak-boyking]

"you wanna take another swing, go ahead, if it'll make you feel better." -> "dean you only touch me when we're dying or fighting so please dear god punch me if it means i get to feel your hands on me again"

[shannonsketches]

Why is the anime so weird, it's not even the same series dude?? It's like,

Anime:

GOKU: I have a great idea to bring peace to the universe, and my leadership and compassion alone will unite us all. I have No Flaws and am A True Relatable Everyman :)

VEGETA: NO! I AM THE BEST AND I WILL CAUSE PROBLEMS UNTIL I AM RECOGNIZED AS SUCH!!!!

Manga:

GOKU: Vegeta what's cornmeal made of? I know it's what the corn eats, but what's it made of? VEGETA: Hey Kakarot let's play the quiet game until one of us dies.

[magicsprat]

❀₊ One day, Florence casually mentioned that she loved the smell of lavender, because she associated it with Fosca. A few nights later, she found a tiny bag of fresh lavender flowers on her pillow, still scented. The bag had neat initials embroidered in black thread - two capital F's inside a heart. Looking closer, Florence realized that it was not black thread, but someone's thin black hair. When she whispered to Fosca about it before going to bed, she answered: "I just wished to... anchor you here, in some small way."

[aelswiths]

Aelswith x Alfred + Hand Holding (& killing me 😭😭🥺🥺)

[squircatlies]

Stop using character ai!!!!!

Find another equally unhinged soul to role-play with, like god intended.

[justawhimsy]

Do you ever look at 2 of your s/o's from different DRs and go "Yeah. No. They can't by ANY FAULT IN THE STARS end up in the same world. not in the wildest dreams or best nightmares. They WILL kill each other."