#they're two dumbasses in love with a mastermind

[denebolablack]

Tony: *To Bucky* You cannot shoot every single person I've dated that you don't like!

Bucky: *Raises an eyebrow*

Tony: Okay, you technically can, but you shouldn't. Come on, Steve! Help me out here!

Steve: *Amused* Idk babe, you always tell him to use his free will, and that's exactly what he is doing.

Tony: *Frustrated* I'm so done with both of you, absolutely done.

Bucky: Don't say that doll *Pushes the genius into his lap* I'll behave if you spend some quality time with us, ¿hm?

Tony: *Squints* I feel like I'm being blackmailed but I'll allow it just because you're hot.

Steve: *Hugs the pair of brunettes* Oh so you are with us just because we're hot?

Tony: Right now? Yes. Now shut up and kiss me cuz I'm still mad at you.

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Alien Stages Rarepairs because we're all coping

{NOTE: These are just some silly ships, and I'm not willing to fight anyone over anything. I don't ship them in the sense of "this belongs in canon" because no ships belong in canon. Don't like, keep scrolling. Thank you.}

Imagine the potential of LukaWoo. Luka sees Hyun-Woo in the way he does a clone or copy (of Hyuna) and compartmentalizes his feelings for him as just an extension of her while he's actually deeply in love. Imagine his confusion and constantly second guessing because he keeps lying to himself about similarities when it's him he's thinking of.

Queer platonic SuaTill where originally they bond over their wishes to have Mizi happy but over time realize that they get along decently. She is our disassociation queen, and he is our anger issues prince. Their energies are so different. It kinda clashes and vibes in a funky way. She rarely has any room for feelings, and he has too many that he doesn't know what to do with.

I'm reaching with this one, but IvanDewey (or VanEwey [it sounds like van-you-ee]) with their dumbass dog vibes x dumbass dog vibes, but they're SMARTER together. This is a ship where Dewey is the buff badass and Ivan is the emotionally incompetent (for himself, he's great at others in a detached way) mastermind. Fluff and insanity all around where they're healthy but also mad lads.

This one is gonna be the funny one considering what I've said in the past, SuaHyunaMizi (I have a weird lesbian codependency toxic yet healing thing going on for them in my historical AU and it kinda evolved) because they actually compliment dynamics so well. Idec if it's romantic or platonic because we have two disassociation queens, two violent flashbacks queens, two "you are my weakness" queens, two balls of energy, two "knows too much information" queens.

IvanLuka, the most popular rarepair (at least to my knowledge), is the the strangers to friends to awkward stage to lovers who have no idea how they started dating, but it involved Ivan being reckless and Luka finding someone who could understand him and hold him where he's at, and now they've been together for five years and genuinely have no idea what the fuck to think of each other.

PLEASE HEAR ME OUT-

Any AU for these guys tbh, though specifically I'm thinking canon vers LukaWoo, any vers SuaTill, canon vers and actor au IvanDewey, any AU SuaHyunaMizi (i don't see it working in canon lol), actor au IvanLuka.

Oh gods, please nobody get me started on highschool AU, or I'll start talking about QPR IvanTill. They've invaded my mind.

[ecogirl2759]

~~~NEW UPDATE~~~

(I'M A DUMBASS WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW TUMBLR WORKS SO IF YOU SAW THIS ALREADY NO YOU DIDN'T)

I'm glad people liked my 4コマ KINGS post so much lol. I love spreading the word about obscure lore :)

Under the cut I've responded to some of my favorite tags, given a little more backstory into the source of these pictures, as well as posted a few new ones :D

There's also a question at the very bottom that I'd love to hear opinions on, but no pressure if y'all don't feel comfortable answering ^w^

You're welcome >:D

Same, bro. I was basically thinking that the entire time I was reading these books lol

I feel like I should give a little context to these comics and where they come from lol. I wasn't very clear about the backstory in my original post. I do agree, when I found these, I thought they were super important, too, particularly because I don't think a lot of the fandom knows about these books lol.

The Danganronpa 4コマ KINGS anthology series was published in the early 2010's featuring a bunch of different artists. The series is 4 volumes long and published by Spike Chunsoft, meaning, while these aren't necessarily canon, they ARE official :)

There is another series of anthologies in relation to both the first and second games, but I don't have those.

The first two volumes of this series is relatively well documented. There are sites where English translations have already been added to all of the comics in them (I'm pretty sure), as well as some screenshots popping up on places like Pinterest.

The third and fourth installments, however, are really poorly archived. The third has some content from it floating around, but it's hard to come by. The fourth had almost no information on it no matter where I searched.

I say this because a while ago I found the ONLY pictures of the Mastermind!Taka comic on this really old Tumblr blog from 2014 and REALLY wanted to figure out what it was about. (Didn't help that I couldn't read some of the bubbles in those photos.) First I searched for an English translation (there wasn't (so I'm working on one hehe)), then I tried to find which book it was even from, and NOTHING!

These books, since they were in circulation around 2014-ish, have stopped being printed, so copies of them are very hard to come by. Luckily, I was able to get my copies from a kind stranger on Ebay :)

-NOW-

Here are a few more pictures that I thought were funny/interesting that I couldn't add in my first post because of the picture limit lol.

Sorry for the really long post, I just thought it'd be interesting to share :)

Here's the page of artists that contributed to this anthology! Please go check them out (or see if they have any socials since it's been so long). Some credits change per volume, hence how many photos there are. (And sorry for my hand, it's hard to hold these open lol.)

You've probably all seen the covers, but have you seen what's behind the covers? (Also including the opening illustrations. These have probably been posted online already as well, but they're worth including imo.) (Again, please excuse the fingers, I'm trying my best ;-;)

^ Sayaka came with a smudge :( she still pretty tho

So, uh, remember when I said Hifumi made ship fodder? ......Here it is. Eat your heart out lol

Also remember when I said that Mondo's hair was fluffy and bouncy? Here's the proof:

Sakura has been de-buff-ified twice LMAO

ALSO remember when I said Syo was a fan of BL? ...... :)

ALSO remember when I said Kyoko was kinda socially awkward?

(Context: Kyoko sees Kiyotaka and Mondo calling each other bro and, thinking it'll strengthen their bond as well, calls Makoto "Makoto-oniichan," or "big brother Makoto" lol. Also, second picture says "I have come to save you, Makoto")

Chihiro Shinji chair meme

I'm at my picture cap, but there's a lot I haven't brought up lol

-SO-

For a different thread, would people like me to find pictures of certain characters? (i.e. just photos of the characters looking cool/hot/stupid without a lot of the text.) Because I am totally willing to do that :)

I've already got a lot on Byakuya, Sakura, Aoi and Mondo for all you simps out there, and it's not hard to find even more lol.

So lmk :D

[weneedatdcharacterwho]

We need a td character, who always acts like other contestans want them to, joins every single alliance and being so strangely nice to others but not because they're secret mastermind and/or manipulator but because they DESPERATELY NEED TO BE LIKED BY EVERYONE AROUND THEM and physicaly cannot say no to anybody

Bonus points if they actually have anger/emotions issues and need too suppress them, like, all the time

Bonus points if they fall in love with an outsider of the cast who has the exact same problems and disliked by almost everybody else and they become the "two dumbasses vs The Whole World" couple

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[rosaliasregalia]

Oh no I'm not saying you're little meow meowing him, I was just bitching about the wet catification of Tim because I feel like that's unfair to all of the characters in batfam.

And the common things in fics are kind of a feedback loop, which makes sense because its hundred years of comics no one has the time to read through everything, hell I haven't read a quarter of the comics.

Btw the majority of the Tim angst (past the titans tower) in located in the early Red Robin run if you'd like to peek at canon!

Here's some gems from the first 10 issues to entice you!

They're in love your honor

Tim exploding Ra's bases (the one he exists still has people in!)

Alfred and Lucius having tea and co parenting

The actual dynamic between Dami and Tim is way more fun to play with in my opinion because it's peak sibling energy. An annoying young sibling constantly picking fights and a tired older sibling holding him by head and calling him an annoying ankle-biter. Peak comedy.

He's a dumbass confirmed!

Damian and Tim fight after Damian finds out that Tim has contingency plans about him and cuts his line!

Also Jason and Tim have the exact dynamic reversed, older sibling being angsty and throwing a temper tantrum while the younger sibling going "I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you" With his hand barely not touching him

Meanwhile Tim Gives-No-Fucks

They're all such annoying little shits to each other I love them.

Dick's only reaction to the fight (he's a single mom who works two jobs your honor)

Immediately afterwards, Damian exposes the contingency plans and Dick helps Tim pick a new password for them. (It's an inside joke where they call Damian annoying brat)

Also the dominoes are murder. This is the part where he masterminds a murder (for the second time in like 10 issues because exploding the bases totally count!)

ok, i want to know from all of you, what is some of the craziest things you have heard about/read in the comics that seems 100% fanon but literally isnt? Please, I crave to know more and I want to talk about it in my youtube videos. I will list a few I have.

-I know about the YJ killing santa incident. ane constantine snorting his ground up bones

-the joker getting asylum with a middle eastern country and thats why superman stopped batman from killing him over jason to avoid war.

-Tim losing a spleen. I learned this from shit posts and straight up thought this was aome fake shit and then learned it wasn’t.

-Tim blowing up LoA bases as Red Robin

- Damian moving his fucking organs to avoid a stab wound from being fatal. and then he practically quoted Monty Python you cant tell me otherwise

[handern]

not to be dramatic but every time agent G refers to the gang as “the Aurinko”, 5 years are added to my lifespan

[mochiswifey]

I had to hop on this band wagon. Saw that post for Mochi 🤤🤤🤤🤤

What kind of girl would South be into?

YASS BABES SOUTH ALSO HAS RANGE SO THESE ARE HIS TYPES IN RANKS!

1 SWEET* SLOW BURN * DEEP CONNECTION

He’s very attracted to sweet shy girls who’s super kind to everyone but knows when to stand up for herself.

The type of girl who keeps away from trouble makers like him at first.

The girl who's scared because of his gigantic body but doesn’t hesitate to help him when he’s really hurt.

The type of girl who appreciates life. And shares hers with him slowly.

The type of girl who he can be real with.

The type of girl whose touch feels like salvation for him. The one who calms his inner beast.

The type of girl who gives him peace because he’s been surrounded by violence all his life.

The type of girl who forms a strong connection with him and sees the kind and loving person he is underneath the devil's mask.

The girl who doesn't try to slay his demons and loves them the same.

The type of girl who blushes after they share a passionate kiss.

The girl whose eyes sparks everytime she looks at him.

2 SMART GIRL * ROASTER * MASTERMIND

The type of girl who will never fear him.

She may never win with brute but she'll win with her tactics.

The girl who never use her hands but can defeat all of her enemies with her well calculated plans.

The girl who might not be with him during the battles but is the one who perfectly plan everything for him.

The type of girl who knows everything about his enemies and helps him pull the right strings in order to gain power.

At first her roasts are very formal and well educated like "I don't want to hear anything that comes out of your mouth, I can predict it's something...... only uneducated people could come up of." But when she warms up to him she'll be like

"Damn, you bald ass dumbass."

Very calm, and doesn't really have an outburst like him and doesn't really get jealous which annoys him.

"You know, I'm very good looking and girls come up to me all the time." He'll say just to get a reaction from her.

"Yeah, right." She'll reply then look at him straight in the eyes and say "Minami, who do you belong to?" He'll blush and simply say "You..."

3 AGGRESSIVE * VIOLENT * MAD HATTER

The girl who would face him with the intention of killing him.

A total mad hatter like him. Almost a person whom he could see his reflection. A broken person like him.

They would be a total chaos. Two broken people being together?

At first, he would be attracted to her because she's just as violent and cruel as him. NOT TO MENTION HOT AS FUCK!!!! But then, he'll start to realize they're just trying to live with the demons within them.

He'll fell in love with her because despite of her demons she'll be with him even in hell.

This girl would totally make South more cruel. Like seriously. She'd propose going on a enemy purge type of shit and South will be like ".....Why not?"

SEX FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She has no limits. And doesn't really care if he sleeps with anyone else. Well, she'll probably murder the girl but...

He'll be drooling over her. Wears tight dresses to tease him. She won't be dominated and she'll fight back.

South's pain kink dreams will come to life with her.

[bakugoukatsuki-rising]

*kicks the door down* MORE BKDK HEADCANONS TO AVOID MY RESPONSIBILITIES!

- Now, I headcanon Bakugou as Demisexual cause I'm demisexual too. And let me tell you intimacy with this man is difficult and Bakugou was lowkey worried that Deku would be super affectionate, but Deku has never done anything with Bakugou doing it first. But Bakugou lowkey wonders like those extras keep talking about making out and doing it so why hasn't Deku talked about it

- However, Deku is a bisexual disaster and the reason for this is because he's scared that he's doing too much. Because like "what if I hold his hand but he doesn't want to? I wanna hug him but I don't want to bother?" This bean is so anxious of going to fast that sex is not even on his mind

- Its got to the point that they started yelling at each other maybe like a week in the relationship on WHY the other hasn't FUCKING KISSED THE OTHER SINCE THE FIRST KISS (which you bet happened in a moment of adrenaline)

- I picture the argument like this

"WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T YOU KISSED ME IDIOT?"

"WAIT YOU WANT ME TO KISS YOU? I THOUGHT I MIGHT MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE!"

"IM YOUR BOYFRIEND! YOU KISS ME WHEN YOU WANNA KISS ME! IF YOU'RE SO WORRIED FUCKING ASK ME DUMBASS!"

"WELL I WANNA KISS YOU NOW!"

"GOOD! GO AHEAD DON'T BE A COWARD TO HOLD HANDS EITHER-*deku kisses him*"

- Also both Squads thought that the Pining was bad... no... somehow the Dating is WORSE. Personal space is like nonexistent. They always work so well in tandem that's it's scary like Deku could be writing in his notebooks and Bakugou is feeding himself and Deku.... and Deku didn't say anything he just ~senses~ and opens his mouth

- Also self indulgent KIRITODO CAUSE I CAN! Because both of the Squads kinda just fuse because of this merge this is how Kirishima and Todoroki start catching feelings because all of a sudden it's like "wow Todoroki is so manly and funny when he wants to be" and "I've never noticed how Kirishima is so understanding and can handle so many personality"

- God, after they have the "discussion" of intimacy. They need to keep things SHUT AND LOCKED! Uraraka has walked in them making out way too many times for comfort when all she wanted was to ask for notes

- The Squads need to keep Study Sessions separate because of two things will happen. One: Deku and Bakugou compete over who can finish assignments faster, or Two: The idiots are giving each other lovey dovey eyes or create incentives like "beat me at finishing this math assignment correctly and I'll give a kiss"

- Class 1-A thought that spars against each other would be better because hey at least they're fighting that hasn't changed and WHOA WHOA WHY IS BAKUGOU PINING DEKU LIKE THAT?! (There was so heterosexual explanation why he did that)

- Bakugou is an amazing cook and makes Deku lunch bentos and dinners because "damn it deku im your boyfriend let me do something nice idiot!"

- On the opposing end Deku bakes. Which is so funny because he thinks "man I can't make Kacchan anything. All of this is too sweet." Until he finds a way to add spice to sweets and realizes cinnamon works too (i think I heard it's like a spicy sensation I'm allergic to cinnamon) and suddenly Bakugou is getting spicy cookies

- Yes some members of the BakuSquad have tried to eat the cookies and were left in pain from the spice and all Bakugou could say was "That's what you fucking get for trying to steal cookies MY boyfriend made me"

Pls

Pls

I am so weak for your headcanons, you're a mastermind, I seriously love you omg

[burningupp]

ok bby i know it's been a while but it is that time again. that's right, reaction time with sunny is back. since it's been a hot minute, instead of spamming you, i'll just make this one really long so this is for parts 26-epilogue of commitment-phobic.

pt 26:

- ok i distinctly remember reading this but ig i didn't leave a reaction bc i can't find it so here it is

- the combo of sannie and jinnie is so powerful, i love it, you're welcome

- that's all i gotta say, chaos brewing is fantastic

pt 27:

- ooh right to the death threats i like it

- lmao ofc she was hiding in the bathroom

- emotional range of a teaspoon 😭

- ofc they plotted murder over dinner

- ooh look at things progressing

pt 28:

- lmao not her clowning him for the image

- man y/n can go from 0 to threatening so fast. i love it

- "why are you being needy, it's gross" mhm sure san you love the attention don't lie

- san is indeed a little gremlin

pt 29:

- notice how jin said a most beloved dongsaeng and not the most beloved dongsaeng (bc it's obviously jungkook)

- jinnie is so violent (and perfect) i love him

- "you know namjoonie's stupid face cracks me up"

- lmao a mildly threatening kookie, i love it

- there's literally too much to comment on i just love jin so much

pt 30:

- oh hey this looks familiar. i will try to recall my original reactions lol

- ofc jin is messing with u jimin. not his fault u fell for it. i mean he's still right but ur still an idiot (a lovable one ofc)

- god they're such awkward little shits

- i've said it before and i'll say it again, i love the comforting home-y way you've described y/n's place

- agh yesssssss gotta love a good confession

epilogue let's gooooo:

- aw meeting san, what a big milestone

- bring jin 😂 san would love the surprise, to be fair

- dw jinnie i'll make sure you and sannie get the credit you deserve (also me for being the mastermind behind the masterminds if uk what i mean)

- ugh i love that ending with the implied chaos

GOOD JOB JOSIE YOU FINISHED IT (a hot minute ago but i've been busy so let's pretend it just happened) YAYYYYY 🎉 I'M SO PROUD

bro I missed you too, welcome back 🥺

you're so right, those two are absolute crackheads. thank you for giving me that idea 😂

you know ya girl isn't emotionally equipped to handle this situation, the bathroom was a very expected hiding spot lol

y/n is a badass and no one can change my mind. also san being a tsundere? more likely thank you think!

you can't blame jin for loving jk the most, he goes along with jin's dumbass schemes without question! jin is indeed my favorite character in this how did you know 👀

I'm glad you liked the description of her place! I wanted it to really feel like he was finally being let into her life, not just her home 🤧

look, y/n's dad isn't in the picture, and san is objectively her favorite person. I wanna be real clear that ALL the credit for the parent trapping portion of this story goes to sunny, your mind is amazing tbh 🥰

thank you for being proud of me! I struggled a lot in the end, but I got there lol. I always love hearing your takes on my stories, and I hope I'll get to hear more of them ❤

[denebolablack]

They, in fact, wanted to kiss him so bad.

They were just mad because Tony was being his reckless self in the middle of a fucking battle.

Again.

Tony DID NOT expect to be kiss after his comment.

But he was, indeed, kissed.

Very hard.

Multiple times.

I think he was the only one who didn't see that coming.

[quillify-tries-to-talk]

Here I am, to continue to this thread!!! Let's go

Rohan, the long-lost twin people forgot

Look like cinnamon rolls. Could actually kill you :)

Them, at sixteen: heists, stealing, hacking, making money

Me, aged sixteen: wut iz carbon chain? ;-;

Adopted by the evil genius mastermind who saw them for their amazing talent and eventually became brother figures to them (which they def won't admit)

Finally showing all weary students that STEM might prove useful someday *cheers, clapping* for questionable business *cheering stops o_O*

Start out as underestimated and ridiculed by everyone. End up happily swimming in money, comfortable in their own skin and abilities

(Ex)Military himbos

Look like they could kill you. Are actually cinnamon rolls.

Worked in the army once. A long time ago. It changed them fundamentally.

Had to spend some time in lull, thirsting and waiting for revenge because the cause of their problems had disappeared and was well-sheltered and secured while they weren't.

Oh, you're scared of them?? Because of how tall and burly they look? Oh, don't worry. At most times, they possess only two (2) braincells, honey.

Would you rather a) fly into rage when someone insults any mother in the world, even if it's a common swear now OR b) weakly try to defend your bigoted country from an edgy bunch of criminals, not realizing that brainwashing is a thing

Eventually tho, you realize that they're actually so sweet. Such a good friend. They try their best to learn from their mistakes and move forward. Loyal asf.

At least one of them made it to the end :)))))

Tammy aka Drama Princess

Material Girl blasts in the background as they enter, wearing their best clothes, nails perfect, faux feather boa hanging from their shoulders. What's the occassion, you ask :0 oh nothing. They just felt like dressing up on a weekday

No seriously someone draw these two side by side in sparkling red dresses. I will love you forever

FOOD ENTHUSIASTS!!!! (HC that they sit down in some pretty café to swap cakes and waffles and Indian street food because Nina would love it, I'm sure. And they gossip about their dumbass found family and how much everyone loves them)

Actually you wouldn't guess it but they're the mom friend. All the sparkle and shine hides an incredibly kind heart and they care so much about their friends, and constantly check up on the others, even the evil mastermind who supposedly needs no one -_-

Also can we please discuss if Tammy had some neuro-muscular disorder that Bollywood wrote off as "lmao daure" -_-

ChaosTM

Being random is a form of art and they are Picasso :)

One (1) braincell that gets uneasy when things start going a bit peacefully. Solution: chaos!! *cheers*

Life of the party!! Everyone loves them for the drama they bring. Ask them to pull a crazy stunt and they will gladly do so

To everyone's immense surprise, broody evil mastermind genius dude likes them :0 When everyone wonders if Chaos can do it, mastermind's faith never wavers goddammit, mastermind, would it kill you to show affection for them once

Actually, a very loyal friend. Would go to hell and back for them. Would trust the other person with all their heart.

Careful tho. They have emotions too. They're not just happy troublemakers.

Battling addictions (alcohol, gambling) i will not launch into an essay on why Bollywood needs to do better mental illness portrayals. not today! please!

Would do anything for their parents (Thank you, Leigh, for giving us a good parental figure. And, Bollywood, why don't we talk about how we didn't give Nandu any closure after that one throwaway line about how he's moving all mountains as a middle-class man to afford treatment for his sick mother -_-)

Are often treated as side character comic relief by people when they aren't.

Hence, proved!! Happy New Year is SoC on crack. Farah Khan is actually Leigh Bardugo's clone o_0

Happy New Year is basically Six of Crows on crack: a thread

by @quillify-tries-to-talk and me-

So basically we had this conversation which led us to make this post, so ladkimalik of us 🤪 so basically Farah Khan either was inspired by Six of Crows or she's a Leigh Bardugo clone (conspiracy theory so hear me out-)

Charlie, the Walmart Kaz:

Scheming face™

Really smart but idiots when it comes to confessing to their crush

King of messing up their relationship, khudki ukhaadne pe they are hell bent

Blinded by vengeance at times

Have a vendetta against the person who indirectly caused their father figure's death

Really hot-

Mohini, an Inej clone really:

They're literally both SO GRACEFUL AND AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL im so gay

They're both so amazing at what they do

Kick ass, take names

Both forced into doing things they against their will to survive :'(

The heart of the group <3 true to their faith

Super hot

Charan Grover, who was Pekka before Pekka Pekka'd:

I am not sorry for that joke

Both betrayed the father figure of the mastermind

Asshole really

Greedy businessmen who get dethroned by people they wronged, not recognising them till the climax

Wierd ass beards (in the show)

[denebolablack]

*Bucky and Steve relaxing in Tony's lab couch while they wait for him to come home*

Steve: Tony inherited his looks from Howard.

Bucky: Yup.

Steve: What do you think he inherited from his mom?

Bucky: *Shrugs and takes a long sip of soda*

Tony: *Out of nowhere* My mental disorders.

Steve: *Screams*

Bucky: *Spits out his drink*

Tony: *Chuckles* Oh, and also my love for playing the piano and cooking italian food.

Bucky: Doll, I love you, but next time you give me a heart attack like that I can't promise I won't shoot you.

Tony: *Smiles smugly* I really wanna see you try.

Steve: *Moaning* Boys, stop.

Tony: Sorry oh captain my captain *Kisses his Brooklyn's boys noses and walks away* If you both hurry, maybe you can join me on the shower.

Bucky: Move that America's ass punk! Our love has spoken.

Steve: Don't get all bossy, Bucks. That's Tony's work.

[denebolablack]

Sooo, I have this HC that Tony needs to be using his hands with something while watching series, a movie, or simply listening to someone. Otherwise, he won't be able to concentrate, and he will end up biting his nails, scratching some part of his body, or biting his lips.

Well, his Brooklyn's boys found out about it very quickly. And ever since then, they make sure Tony always has some object to "play" with if he needs to.

*On a meeting*

Fury: Why is Stark dismantling a gun in the middle of our meeting?

Bucky: *With his arm around Tony's weist* Because I asked him to.

Fury: I won't even ask why. Just don't shoot anyone in this room.

Tony: If I wanted to, I would've done it long ago.

Fury: ...

Bucky: *Smug smile* He's not wrong.

*While watching a movie*

Tony: *Scratching his fingers anxiously*

Steve: *Put a notebook and a pencil on the genius's hands* Why don't you try drawing a plan of the house of the movie, sugar?

Tony: *Stops moving* That's a great idea! Why didn't I think about it sooner? *Starts drawing while mumbling to himself*

Steve: *Smiles and kisses the genius' forehead*

[denebolablack]

Tony: *Working with his tablet with his head on Steve's lap and his legs on Bucky's lap*

Tony: *Suddenly stops moving*

Bucky: You okay, doll?

Tony: *Eyes wide open* Have you both been flirting with me this whole time?

Bucky: Well, I'm glad that you finally seem to notice, sugar.

Steve: Does it make you uncomfortable, Tons?

Tony: *Thinks about it for a moment*

Tony: Nope, keep going, soldiers. I want more ☺️

Bucky & Steve: *Smile like fools and give the genius all the cuddles they have been wanting to give him*

[denebolablack]

[denebolablack]

Steve and Bucky:*Arguing with their Brooklyn's accent in the middle of the common room*

Tony: *Flushed as fuck*

Pietro: You okay, brains?

Tony: Fine. *Mutters something*

Pietro: What was that?

Tony: IjusthavealittlethingwithillegallyhotsupersoldierstalkingwiththeirBrooklyn's accent.

Pietro: *Amused* I think you forgot something very important about that pair of super soldiers.

Tony: What do you me- ¡¿Steve?!

Steve: *Pulls the genius to his chest and talks with a very strong Brooklyn's accent* Glad to hear that you like our accent, sugar.

Tony: *Dying of embarrassment* Goddamn, super ear.

Bucky: *Also with a strong accent* Yeah, sugar, amazing super ear.

Pietro: Well, I'm out. I have zero interest in seeing any of you naked.

Tony: *Totally ashamed* ¡No one's getting naked!

Bucky: Oh, really?

Tony: Why do you sound so disappointed? Steve, why does your boyfriend sound so disappointed?....Why do you seem disappointed?

Steve: Oh, it's nothing. You know, I was kinda hoping to see you naked.

Bucky: You and me, Stevie.

Tony: But why in the world would you want to see me na- oh, oh.

Bucky: *Smirks* Your brain is finally braining, dollface?

Tony: Uh-uh, yeah.

Steve: *Gently touching the genius' hips* Yeah?

Tony: Yeah! Absolutely, yes, totally!

Bucky: *Kissing Stark's neck* Good, cuz I really wanna see how much you like our accent.

Tony: *Dying inside* If this is a dream don't you dare wake me up.

Pietro: Please get a fucking bed, then!

Tony, Steve & Bucky: PIETRO!

Pietro: *Runs away*