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I hate when I say things like "oh I want an ipod classic but with bluetooth so I can use wireless headphones" and some peanut comes in and replies with "so a smartphone with spotify?" No. I want a 160GB+ rectangular monstrosity where I can download every version of every song I want to it and it does nothing except play music and I don't need a data connection and don't have to pay a subscription to not have ads and don't have popups suggesting terrible AI playlists all over the menus.
Gimme the clicky wheel and song titles like "My Chemical Romance- The Black Parade- Blood (Bonus Track)- secret track- album rip- high quality"
#ok to rb#music#ipod#spotify#only apple product ive ever genuinely liked was the ipod#i had an ipod classic i bought off trademe that someone had put a higher capacity harddrive in#think it was like 320GB or something#i loved that thing#mywriting
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When a fic doesnāt fit my head canons but itās well-written

#I donāt think xy OR z happened but damn if this isnāt compelling#āhe would never do that. next chapterā#also itās good to look beyond our own perceived ideas of the narrative and be fascinated by others takes#Iām only reading fanfics from one fandom so#gravity falls#fiddauthor#fan fiction#ao3#old man yaoi#the office#dwight schrute#screencaps
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āCovid game me narcolepsyā no you fucking pervert it didnāt. Youāre just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didnāt make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo
I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.
You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and Necrophiliaā¦.
#Jesus Christ anon#thatās a wild mistake to make#TW: Necrophelia#did not think Iād need to ever use that tag#ask pirateprincessjess
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'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'
what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip
#ao3#archive of our own#what.do.you.MEAN#how do these takes still find me#HOW#'but I only want to read the good stuff' THAT MEANS DIFFERENT THINGS TO DIFFERENT PEOPLE#THERE ARE HIDDEN GEMS YOU WONT EVEN FIND#also you know what you TRULY want? fics recs it's called fic recs but hey cant have that if you dont read THE FUCKING FICS first#imagine thinking fanworks are uniquely for your consumption and products to be ranked on a scale#ANYWAY it just boggles the mind#mine
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This is the worst timeline. (x)
#NEVER FUCKING DO THIS#it's shit like this#that makes me think about quitting the fanfic game#if i wrote for pay at least i'd have some money#this is an ai hate blog
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hey... don't cry.... tesla recall for most cybertrucks, okay? >46,000 vehicles affected <3
#i watch the stock price like a dog watching a squirrel#my jaws ache with the sheer and unholy desire to devour#<3 it's sitting around 235 last i checked <3 it was over 400 in december#<3 peace and love on planet earth#we should really all start a community bet on when we can get that number <140.#i think april 23.#<3 with ur help all things are possible :)
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me when someone abruptly asks me if i want to go and do something fun together but the fun thing wasn't part of my daily plan:

#you could approach me on a day when i have nothing on and say d'you want free tickets to a theme park and lunch at your favourite restaurant#and i'd be like [sweating] can i think about it#be shh now#containment breach
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flow winning animated feature is the kind of story that's going to be taught like the boogeyman to every big animation studio's intake class for decades
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Fucking slain in my tracks by this postcard on my friendās dresser
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anybody else . can anyone hear me
#IM TRYING OK. I AM TRYING#i think i need to do some more worldbuilding before i can decide on something concrete
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Someone at an old job asked why I wanted to write up the meeting minutes for our team and I said 'i wanna control the narrative' and they were like 'what' and I pointed out that no one was gonna remember what we said in six months and so my interpretation of the meeting would dictate the assumed reality of what happened
"none of you ever send corrections when I offer the draft so y'all have consented to my version"
"we don't read that shit"
"you must trust me implicitly to create our shared reality that's so sweet"
That's how several coworkers decided I was a supervillain and how I learned several coworkers didn't understand record keeping as like a CONCEPT
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we seriously need to stop conceding to the personhood trap when it comes to abortion rights. is a fetus a person? thats a spiritual question. i dont care about the answer. should another person dictate what someone can do with their body? simple answer: no.
#dils declares#i dont think a fetus is a person but if it is i can kill someone/let them die for less than the threats of pregnancy#dils directs
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#think before you smack#196#r/196#rule#r196#TikTok#at least I think itās from there#shitpost#memes
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