#this after reading that sweeeeet

[prossima-nebulosa]

I've been reading Ai no Kusabi's novel and let me tell you the rollercoaster of whatever the fuck is happening between those two is totally above me. They're balancing on a thin line between toxic, fucked, wicked love and well it is so morbid and fascinating I love it.

I love it even more because the lore totally backs whatever the fuck goes on

[postmanlee514]

Me, about reading the subtext,facial expressions and body movements of Lucanis (including romance)

I just finished Sea of Blood in my second playthrough

Oh Lucanis…🥲poor guy……that giant bottle of blood…the both physical and mental torture lasted a year…

Wish Rook could give him a big hug…

I can feel the signs that he did form a little bit of closeness?? to Rook.(I’m sorry I can’t describe it more precisely.)

I mean,literally Rook’s voice was indeed the first kind voice he had heard in a year. And Rook chose to help him immediately without doubt. Then in the elevator, Rook interrupted Bellara’s question about being possessed and changes the subject…

Rook you are so sweeeeet😭

And Rook showed they care about Lucanis right after they were back to the Lighthouse.

I knew Rook is a kind sweetheart but this? THIS?

I even didn’t notice this first romance option appeared in a such early scene until today. I always thought Lucanis is the one who falling in first although he didn’t show up. Now I knew this’s same to Rook.🥲🥲

Thank you second playthrough …

[fadingangelwisp]

Fluffy daytime thoughts: as we're nearing a big number, I'd like to know which thoughts are your personal favourites ♡

here you go :3 ♡♡♡

#4 - noah comfortttt 🥺🥺🥺🥺

#5 - noah being nervous this time. awww :((((

#15 - my brain short-circuited when i read this. that's probably one of the cutest things i've ever read. noah licking dessert off of reader's chin??? AND THEN KISSING HER???? AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭😭

#17 - i loved this one so so much. noah being sweet and considerate 🥺 also flustered noah near the end aww 🥺😭

#18 - this was so sweeet. btw i haven't stopped thinking about that little plot that i came up with based on this and #17. i'm just a very slow writer lmao.

#23 - aghhhhhhh noah comfort 🥺🥺🥺🥺

#26 - i relate to this one and it's soooo lovely. getting to go on a long drive with noah and going to your favorite take out place?? sounds like heaven 🥺♡

#35 - awhhhhh longhair noah being a sweetiepie??? omg 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭

#37 - lmaooo reader, i feel you. noah does have really really beautiful hands 🫠♡

#40 - i loveee the idea of laying my head in noah's lap ♡♡♡

#44 - i relate to this one. i love noah noticing that something is off and then reader hugging him intensely aww :(((

#45 - i relate to this one and i love noah comfort 🥺🥺♡

#46 - i related to this one so much 🥲 and i loved noah comforting reader ♡♡♡

#48 - i love i love i love. lovers supporting each other through stressful times? yes please 🥺🥺😭😭😭♡

#52 - i love the idea of being able to just sit in comfortable silence with someone 🥺

#55 - i loved this one so much. i sometimes come back to it and think of scenarios like it because sometimes life is just a lot and i wish i had someone like Noah in this thought. i do have online friends, but i wish i had them in my offline life too 😔♡

#58 - oh my goddddddd this was so fucking cuteeeeeeee. snuggling into a hoodie with someone i love sounds so amazing 😭😭😭😭😭

#60 - this one was so lovely and peaceful. i love the idea of sitting outside with noah at night. ♡

#62 - i've never really been one to collect signed things, but oh my god, if someone went through the effort of getting a signed CD for me as a gift, that would be so sweet 😭😭

#63 - i love protective noah so muchhh 🥺🥺🥺

#66 - this thought was juicy. it really got my brain cooking. the angst was perfection in this one aghhhh 🥲😭♡♡♡

#68 - ajgjvdkehdifkfudiedhdikdhchcieiehdju him pulling you against him and rubbing up and down your side to generate body heat??? aghhh 🥺😭😭😭😭

#69 - i love that noah knows you're anxious about something and comforts you. then you getting to tell him and him listening. that's sweet. 🥺😭

#71 - i love love LOVE the idea of tracing noah's tattoos and then that moment after where reader can't look at him cause his eyes are too prettyyyy??? oh my GODDD AGHHH 🥺🥺😭😭😭

#78 - this was so cuteeee. i love love love things like this. where there's someone cooking and their partner comes up behind them and is affectionate. also the way he's hugging reader so intensely, like he's missed her all day or the day was stressful and he just wants to relax and find comfort in his lover.

#79 - the affection in this was so sweeeeet. the forehead kiss 🥺 noah's head in your lap 🥺 him kissing your palm 🥺 AGHHH 😭

#86 - i have someone in my life who shouts like that and so i relate heavily to this one (except the middle finger part, though. i'd NEVER have the courage to give her the middle finger 😭) and it's sweet how noah gets the snack for reader and validates her feelings. ♡🥺

#81 + #83 + #89 - i loved the plot of these so badly and i keep thinking about it. very interesting concept. ♡

#92 - that's such an interesting premise. i love love love the angst potential of this. ;-;

#93 - i relate to that. Something happening and keeping it to myself. There's been moments in my life like that where something happens and I wish I had someone like Noah here to comfort me. 🥲😔

#96 - feels very bestfriend!Noah coded. also i feel bad for reader 😔 it's sweet how Noah puts on reader's movie after that 🥺

thank you so much for sending these thoughts. i appreciate it so much. it's been so lovely. i always love seeing a new thought from you. ♡♡

now, i have a some questions for you :)) ♡

would you ever reveal your identity? i'm so curious about who you are. you don't have to, though. ♡

would you ever want to post writing off anon? Some of these could make really cool fics. ♡

are you okay with me writing stuff inspired by some of these?

[she-walked-away]

Get To Know Me Better Tag Game

Thanks @ladytessa74! I've currently procrastinating from work after coming back from vacation and this is PERFECT

favorite color - Blue- any shade of it tbh

last song - Ending by Izak Danielson (i miss u cloak & dagger)

currently reading - I read my youngest Mother Goose nursery rhymes last night, does that count???

In all seriousness though, I just started The Guest List by Lucy Foley as recc'd by one of my friends and I'm not sure how I feel about it yet.

currently watching - currently taking SUGGESTIONS because I just finished Six Feet Under and before that it was allll 15 seasons of ER and I'm still kind of in mourning over being done with it.

currently craving - cake because i'm planning a toddler birthday party!

coffee or tea - Coffee! I've had 3 so far and it's noon!! i am BEHIND

hobby to try - I like to bake, so I would like to get kind of more serious about it. My grandmother used to make these town-famous cinnamon rolls where she lived and I would like to see if that skill rubbed off on me.

current au -I am currently READING all the AUs

Spicy/sweet/savory - Sweeeeet. I am a TK lightweight with spice

Current obsession - OBVIOUSLY TARLOS- but also the Olympics too bc this country drives me nuts but every two years I am parked by the tv going USA! USA!

Relationship status - married with two lil kiddos who are so much more cooler than i am.

not sure who hasn't been tagged yet so i apologize if you have!!! plsdonthateme

@thisbuildinghasfeelings @carlos-in-glasses @strandnreyes @reyesstrand @heartstringsduet @lemonlyman-dotcom @welcometololaland

[giuliettagaltieri]

Omg hi babe i missed you so much, I've just been thinking about your writings lately, nobody writes as good as you, I swear!! And I was like craving for some Coriolanus stuff but nobody GETS it as much as you gets me. I was like thinking probably some oneshots or stuff like that abt arrange marriage with president!snow. . . 🙈

How he would found you in his study and the awkward silence when you suddenly tensed up, searching for another book to read while you know that his eyes are lingering on you all the time. Or how it would be one of those days where you decided to cook to give the chef a break, only for him to enter and not say a word, then suddenly feel him so close from behind you - him watching over you, cooking, just the feeling of that and the silence sjgshs. Or how he would call you at random times in the day even going further to cancel your schedule, just to talk to you in private about the matters in Panem, studying and making eye contact then breaking it. How he would suddenly spoil you with gifts and pat your back saying 'you've been a good first lady' and that's just the one interaction you both have that day.

🙀 Babe im sorry, it's long i know, im just doing random thoughts dumping and trying to share my thoughts with you, oh yeah do u have emojis anon? If so can i be 🌟 - anon?

Hello there! You are so sweeeeet, like seriously I miss writing too, I have so many drafts for Coriolanus but I never got to finish them because of school:( and now I am so head over heels with another man and I think the next fics (or series) that I will be writing will be for him

I just posted a oneshot ehehe it's called Smile for Me. It's my first time writing again after a while so I'm sorry if it's not what you wanted. You have so many great ideasssss I wish I could get rid of this writer's block soon.

I don't have emojis anon but you can definitely be 🌟 anon! I hope you'll enjoy Smile for Me!

[lady-of-ocs]

hi !! i read your posts of rewatching the haikyuu movie and OUGHH i get it !!!!!! those cats have such a special place in my heart and haikyuu literally carved its place in my soul and the dumpster battle reignited my love for the show after 5 long long years !!!! i really enjoyed your thoughts and screenshots in the movie (its making me want to watch it again) (also ps i would love to hear about ocs and everything if ever !!!! you seem very fun to talk to !!!)

I should be going to bed but I always check tumblr before I sleep (my first mistake, really) and OH MY GOD YOU’RE SO SWEEEEET!!!

I’m so glad you appreciated hearing (well, seeing) my thoughts about the movie and Haikyuu in general! It’s literally consumed my brain and I just love it so much. Karasuno is my favorite, of course, but Nekoma truly does hold a special place in my heart. I love those kitties so much! Need to draw (actually I need to study but no, shut up brain)

I’ve been waiting to post about my ocs for so long! I really want to start making drawings of them and posting about them because I’ve been writing HELLA DETAILED stuff for them. Would you prefer I post some drawings first and talk on those, or just text posts (or a mix of both)? I always get excited when people want to hear about my ocs, so thank you!!

And now I’m going to bed because I have a screenwriting lecture in the morning

[bookish-tardigrade]

Fanfiction Recommendations for Tolkien Gen Week 2023

Hello everyone!

I have a huge collection of LotR fanfiction that I love to read and revisit. For @tolkiengenweek, I compiled a couple fics from that collection as per the day-wise prompts. So this is a kind of gen-fic rec list. Do let me know how you like the fics and please tag the authors of the fics here if you know their usernames! Also don't forget to leave a comment on their work if you liked it :D

Most works are from Stories of Arda, and Fanfiction.net. Some are also from AO3.

The full list of fics arranged prompt-wise is below the cut.

DAY ONE: Family ● Mentorships ● Community

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13983155/1/A-Lesson-Remembered A Lesson Remembered (Elladan, Elrohir and Legolas teach a young Estel to fight. fluff!!) 

http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterlistview.asp?SID=240 Blood of Kings (Theoden takes Eomund’s place to support Eomer through an important ceremony. Fluff!)

http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterlistview.asp?SID=5346 Dawning Hope (Theoden and theodred help Éomer and Éowyn adjust to Edoras after their mother's death) (so sweeet and full of love and compassion!)

4. http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterlistview.asp?SID=5429 Dawning Hope: A Day Out (theodred takes Éomer and Éowyn out riding and...)

5. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10176609/1/Fathers-and-Daughters Fathers and Daughters (Imrahil and Lothiriel's relationship throughout the years.)

6. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13194454/1/make-the-world-safe-sound-for-you make the world safe & sound for you (Boromir and Faramir spend time with their young cousins. pre-war, ofc. pure fluffff.) 

DAY TWO: Friendship ● Animals ● Group Dynamic

https://archiveofourown.org/works/1149706/chapters/2330031 A Conspiracy of Hobbits (how did Sam, Merry, Pippin and Fatty plan their conspiracy?)

http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterlistview.asp?SID=2094 A Different Sort of Game (an intra-fellowship food contest on the way to caradhras)

http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterview.asp?sid=74&cid=323 An Elf, A King and Blueberry Tarts (exactly what the title says.)

http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterlistview.asp?SID=5992 Eight Elven Cloaks (eight maidens of the lady Galadriel weave the fellowship cloaks and blessings) 

http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterview.asp?sid=6441&cid=27882 A Yule to Remember (the fellowship celebrates Yule)

http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterlistview.asp?SID=3091 Healing the Healer (the hobbits take care of Aragorn, who has cold. fluffy!)

http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterlistview.asp?SID=2892 In the Deep Places (the evolution of Legolas and Gimli's unusual friendship.)

http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterlistview.asp?SID=7055 The Riddle of Strider (bilbo comes to know Aragorn and writes him some verses)

9. https://archiveofourown.org/works/38280559/chapters/95651293 His Humble Opinion (exploring the relationship between Éomer and firefoot)

10.  http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterview.asp?sid=1101&cid=4382 Havoc in Hollin (pippin is a frog. or is he? - by Gandalf) 

DAY THREE: Gray Spaces ● Enemies and Rivalries ● Fealty

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13526063/1/Brother-Captain-King Brother, Captain, King (Faramir's musings about his liege lord and king.)

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13477219/1/Coming-of-Age Coming of Age (Elboron comes of age. so sweeeeet omg!)

http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterview.asp?sid=7124&cid=31715 Oaths of Allegiance (Faramir swears oaths to two very different liege lords)

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1381980/1/ Proof (stories about Faramir and (his) rangers of Ithilien.) 

https://archiveofourown.org/works/1017881 A Captain and a Cause (thorongil and a young boy in minas tirith.)

DAY FOUR: Solo ● Work and Craft ● Language

https://archiveofourown.org/works/26066944 Down From the Door Where It Began (pippin reflects on how he's changed after the quest.)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/15472 Emblematic (aragorn's musings during the fellowship's journey.)

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11345772/1/B%C3%A9ma Béma! (Eothain gives Amrothos rohirric lessons. yes, while drinking.)

DAY FIVE: Culture ● Diversity ● Traditions

http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterlistview.asp?SID=4246 Making It Right (the hobbits bring shire traditions into Aragorn and Arwen's wedding.) 

http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterview.asp?sid=3515&cid=13364 Mushroom Lore (the fellowship exchanges shroom dishes according to their regional recipes.) 

DAY SIX: Environment ● Places ● Objects and Symbols

http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterlistview.asp?SID=107 Belts of Silver, Leaves of Gold (Merry and Pippin receive some relics from their quest) 

DAY SEVEN: Freeform

http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterview.asp?sid=7436&cid=37395 Shadow and Flame (Glorfindel helps Faramir and Legolas overcome ptsd attacks)

http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterview.asp?sid=7438&cid=37405 Black Raven (Faramir meets someone in the woods)

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13525384/1/Ballista Ballista (Faramir's geometrical theories are tested in the battle of the Pelennor fields)

[comatosebunny09]

okay hi i was reading your Relapse fic and it got me chucking my phone to the nearest wall (don't worry it's an old phone it'll live- kinda) but like HELLO?? WHAT IN THE EVER LOVING ANGST??? I LOVE IT SO SO DAMN MUCH??? reader's POV got me punching my Sylus plushie but at the same time i crave M O R EE but but like desperately needing from Sylus's POV?? him grovelling??? him regretting?? him pathetically kneeling down for reader to come back to him??? (i have a thing for begging pathetic grovelling men forgive me) anyway, i know it's meant as a oneshot but i hope to read more similar or spin-off from your Relapse fic cuz that masterpiece is *chef kiss* ABSOLUTE PERFECTION JUST LIKE YOUUU 😘😘😘

First and foremost, anon…

THANK YOU!!! YOU ARE SO SWEEEEET! YOU MADE MY NIIIIIIIGHT!

Secondly, I need to know where you got that Sylus plushie. For research purposes. 👀👀👀

Truly, thank you so much, darling. I’m happy you liked it. ☺️☺️☺️ I intend to write more for this AU after I get the prequel out of the way. I don’t know why I like to make myself and you guys suffer so much. I hope to bring you more content like it in the future!

[vexic929]

Ok but can you imagine how Nikoletta would just melt when she finally is able to hug someone? I mean just... imagine her waking up after the fight with Starro, realizing she's finally able to touch people without spreading shadows for the first time in years, realizing she and Abner both survived...

I mean hell, just holding his hand unimpeded would have her sobbing, she's so utterly touch-starved, could you imagine how she'd feel with an actual hug?

ahhhhhh omg she'd just dissolve into his arms it would be so sweeeeet I was reading the other day that the average human needs about 8 hugs PER DAY so she's got thousands of hugs to make up for with Abner <3333

[grianthedecayingbird]

i think it’d be funny 2 send u more reqs but idk if im being annoying

but hEYY if im not. you cn read me like a book im not even gonna say anytbing 😭

ur not dw! u can send as many as u want!

anyways *clears throat*

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Cabby: You know what? You're right. All of you. What we need is justice.

Springy: Is that so?

Balloon: C-Cabby!

Cabby: No, Balloon. After all the pain he’s put us through in this competition, he didn’t even have a reward for us at the end. It was all a scam for us to play his games. And without the unvitationals here, it would’ve gone on forever!

Springy: NEVER AGAIN WILL HE TOY WITH US!

Springy glitches and coughs while the unvitationals cheer.

Cabby: I’ll stand aside, right now, and let you bring him to his… execution.

DUHN. DUHN. DUHN.

Walkie Talkie Laughs.

Walkie Talkie: Sweeeeet! Good talk!

Dr. Fizz: Whoa, whoa! You didn’t say anything about murdering the guy!

Groscer: Yeah! How do you think that’s going to make us look?!

Zoetrope: PLEASE, NO MORE TAKEDOWN VIDEOS!

Balloon: -What is all of this?

Cabby: -There was no way this whole group agreed to hurt MePhone! Dr. Fizz would’ve fought back due to his oath to do no harm! And Groscer needs to keep up a pristine image. Zoetrope’s a nice bonus.

Unvitationals shout and argue

Cabby: I don’t know what to think about MePhone now…but… I’m not letting him die.

Balloon nods before turning to the unvitationals

Balloon: -Everyone PLEASE! For once, after everything you’ve been through, you can have your voices be heard. Really THINK about what you want.

Tyler: Wow. Well I kinda wanna melt him!

Unvitationals: Ooooo!

Unvitationals: Melt! Melt! Melt! Melt!

Groscer: No way! There’s other ways to deal with him than DEATH.

Springy: Majority-rules, per the rules. To the lava with yee!

Cabby: Sure. But what’s justice, without proper education?

That is what you want? Justice?

Springy: -I...suppose?

It’d be great to show my prized toy first-hand…

…that nothing goes more hand-in-hand than corporation and morality!

Bot: -What?! HOW DARE YOU?! YOU’LL PAY FOR THIS!

Springy: -Aw, now is that the violent language you want to influence this little-one with?

They’re no lifeless husk like the others, they’re so very special.

I’ve been programming them with all of your greatest hits!

Soon, you'll be one of many!

Bot: No!

Balloon: SOOO the open-forum discussion starts immediately, haha!

Everyone grab a folder from Cabby and take a seat, heh!

Hah...

Cabby: -[Sigh] You doing okay there, Silver?

Silver: -Peachy. I only fell victim to my own ego and obliterated our chances of saving the game. How about you?

Cabby: -Been better. If I don’t want to be complicit in murder, I have to protect the guy who has no interest in concluding the season.

Balloon: Hey! We all change.

Silver: -That’s very poetic, Balloon, but in reality--

Balloon: -No! You get what I mean, right? After everything you’ve been through?

We ALL can.

[Mephone Flashback]: Today we'll figure out the perfect winner!

[Mephone Flashback]: Without losing anyone...

Cabby: -He said he intended to end it today. That felt real.

Balloon’s right. We can talk to MePhone when this is all said and done.

But for now, we need to protect his life. And do a better job convincing them than we did with the jury.

Balloon: -Heh, WAY better, haha.

Silver: -May the gift of language be with all of us.

Balloon: We will have an open discussion in which every member of the Unvitational Committee can speak their peace on MePhone.

This will be followed by a vote for...[sigh]

"Melt" or "No melt"

A melt vote entails: “MePhone burning violently in the volcano, but with his eyes on, so he can watch his own scary, horrifying, and stupid end.”

[Ahem] Let's get started...

Groscer: My program was respected in the art world for centuries, until MePhone came along and made a mockery of it on live television!

Cabby: That’s understandable.

Zoetrope: After MePhone’s black-and-white cookie destroyed my animation machine, I had to shop around your mediocre pilots for cash… I WAS DISGRACED!

Tyler: He burned down my island and gave me no royalties for my starring role in a fake home makeover show special!

Springy: I came all this way to have my contract ignored after I gave so many helpful ideas to save the show!

Balloon: You wanted to replace us with toy replicas!

Springy: And it’d save you so much anxiety, little thing. Isn’t that worth it?

Balloon: -[Sigh] ...yeah....

Cabby: NO!

Dr. Fizz: MePhone turned this “safe-place” of his into a minefield of trouble! And now I’m hearing there was a MURDER?

Blueberry: -It was awesome.

Zoetrope: Someone made a scathing video essay called “What RUINED Zoetrope?” It has a million views and counting!

[Barking sounds]

Cabby: -Quite the rich accent...

Groscer: Now everyone is submitting machine-made episodes!... Including Zoetrope!

Zoetrope: Including me!

Camera 2: He wouldn’t let us invade his privacy!

Silver:-[Sarcastically] I'm so sorry.

Cabby: I have my notes. Now let’s change some minds!

Silver Spoon: But did you know that the Green Goddess only lives today because MePhone has recovered her life, as well as the lives of all his contestants?

-Tyler: Oh dear, I’m SO SORRY I didn’t know!

Walkie Talkie: Hey! Bias-alert! So you’re going to just worship the guy cause he has powers?

Balloon: -Aw, someone’s not so scary once she’s got the attention she needs!

I understand how it feels to be alone in the world.

But as drawn as I was to playing like a villain when I first started...

I figured out I’m not gonna patch up my own holes by pointing out everyone else’s!

Cause believe me, [mimicks himself] I don’t sound great with a hole popped in me. Haha!

Cabby: -Okay, so that just leaves...

Groscer: He thinks he can cheat through life!

Zoetrope: He’ll kick anyone else to the curb!

Camera 1: He’s fame-obsessed!

Walkie Talkie: Disloyal!

Springy: Dismissive!

Tyler: Careless!

Dr. Fizz: Reckless!

Boaty: HOOOONK!

Cabby: Let's take a quick recess!

Balloon: -[Whispering] Do you think we’re in a good enough spot to vote?

Silver Spoon: I think we still have Groscer and Zoetrope against melting.

However, Dr. Fizz didn’t seem too keen after the “fake murder” debate. So uptight.

Balloon: But we might’ve convinced Tyler and Sprinkles.

Boaty… still eludes me.

Cabby: Ugh, I was hoping I’d magically be able to come up with convincing points, but I… guess I’m still me. [Chuckle]

Silver Spoon: You’ve done well guiding the discussion. You should be proud. Best we can do now is hope.

Cabby: Wait. One more thing, while I have this platform.

Cabby: Springy. I know you’re feeling hurt, but--

Springy: [Mocking] But, oh no, deep down, MePhone’s a great guy and I’ve just been seeing it aaaall wrong because I’m alone!

because I’m a little lost toy, because I'm wearing some mask!

Well- NEWS FLASH [glitches]

I wish this was a mask! You think you can sucker ME into an emotional moment?!

Cabby: No, Springy. I can’t. Because you’re soulless.

You care for no one but yourself.

Bot worked so hard to find themself, after they were trapped to live someone else’s life.

And now you’re looking to do the same to this poor thing?

You could never help this show. All you ever do is destroy.

Springy: -I don't--[glitches]

[Laughing, desperate] You--you thought I was helpful!

I made you SMILE!

I--[laughs]

[Glitching] WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT RIGHT AND WRONG?!

YOU PUNTED ME DOWN TO HIM!

[Glitching] BUT NOOO, I DON’T HEAR NO SORRY’S FOR THAT!

Balloon: Cabby!

Cabby: Sorry? You want a sorry?

Might as well, that’s all anyone ever wants from me! I’ve said sorry for having files that help keep things straight.

For trying at anything! And for being me.

But despite everything thrown my way, when I felt like everyone hated me, I still tried to listen to others and connect with them!

[Sniffles] I tried...

Test Tube: Cabby, I didn’t realize…

Cabby: So maybe I don’t need to apologize for everything I am.

Maybe, Springy, you were terrorizing my friend, so I saved them from you. And I won’t be apologizing for that.

Silver Spoon: OKAY. Let’s vote!

Walkie Talkie, Camera 1, and Camera 2: MELT! MELT! MELT! MELT! MELT–!

[MePhone vibrates in protest]

Groscer: Get excited, everyone! I am about to tally-up all ten Unvitational Committee Members’ votes.

Done.

And--with five votes "melt"...

and five votes..."not melt"...

we are tied!

Everyone: -Gasp.

Walkie Talkie: I guess that means we stick to the original plan, then! Yay!

Silver Spoon: OR! Maybe since we swayed so many, that should be enough for you melt-weirdos.

Camera 1: Weirdos?! I knew you didn’t care for our movement!

The Floor: MURDER! ISN’T! A “MOVEMENT!”

Boaty: [HORN]

Groscer: Oh, I am so sorry. How unprofessional of me...

There’s still one vote left.

This will determine the fate… of MePhone4.

The final vote is...

NOT MELT. MePhone is saved from execution!

[A few members of the Uninvitationals, and the Contestants cheer]

Groscer: -Hm...B-P?

Balloon: -Ballpoint?

Tyler: Well he was invited to the committee.

The Floor: Then there we have it! MePhone is saved!

[Cheering continues]

[Somber music]

Walkie Talkie: NO.

Walkie Talkie: MePhone has taken everything from us, and we’re just going to keep celebrating him?!

Walkie Talkie: Hah, they’ve done the hard work for us already. We never needed them for the rest.

Spring-toys, let’s bring him up!

[Thud]

[Vroooom]

The Floor: MePhone, no! Come back with him!

Springy! You know we can’t do this without him

[Boing]

Cabby: We need to hurry!

[Thud]

[Bang]

Silver Spoon: Hm, Sorry, handsome.

Cabby: Think you can stop them if you go full Inner-Flame?

Balloon: WHAT? It’d go haywire again!

Silver: -Well. Gold does look good on me. Got any thorns?

[Deflating sounds]

[Scary, triumphant music]

Springy: WALKIE!

Walkie Talkie: Oh, hey! You want the honors?

Springy: He deserves pain, but not like this.

He gives so much life to the show in a way that we… can’t.

[Glitching] And I feel this want to… help! Don’t you too?

Walkie Talkie: OF COURSE! That’s why I’m going to keep this season ALIVE.

I was built to. I thought you understood! You were thrown away when you were at the height of achieving your purpose!

Springy: My old one. But that’s business, baby. Let’s hop to the next thing!

Walkie Talkie: I DON’T QUIT! I don’t bow down.

Walkie Talkie: I still have MY purpose!

Walkie Talkie: H--wh--oh no--how are you in control of it?!

Walkie Talkie: SPRING TOYS! Stick to your purpose!

Walkie Talkie: NOT another step! Or he GETS IT!

[Step]

Walkie Talkie: Uh--I mean it!

[Step]

Springy: Aw, what’s wrong, Walkie? He just wants to play.

[Thud]

Walkie Talkie: You don’t need to do this!

[Unplugs]

MePhone: AHHH!

I know who sent her here!

Walkie Talkie: You SURE?

Walkie Talkie: I was programmed just for you, MePhone!

Walkie Talkie: You're my voice on the other side! That’s all this show is, isn’t it?

Whether it’s the ones you’ve built, or the ones you can recover. WE’RE ALL FOR YOU, MEPHONE FOUR-!

[BZzzt]

[Powers down]

MePhone: -For...me?

Silver: -Heh, can't bluff a bluffer!

[Calming music]

[Shine]

Spring-Bot: My...purpose.

MePhone-Huh?

AHH!

Spring-bot: MY. PURPOSE.

[Running]

MePhone: -Ahh! AUGH!

[Crash]

[Triumphant music]

Springy: You're finally free!

[Zip] [Thud]

[Unnerving music]

MePhone: No...powerless again.

We've lived this before!

Why? Why does everyone keep risking their lives for me?

All I do is screw up!

?: Haha!

?: Sure. You've made your mistakes.

MePhone4S: But we all realize sooner or later, with all that you've been gifted...

...there's no happy ending without you.

MePhone4.

[Coding, rattling]

MePhone: NOT. AGAIN.

[Burning]

MePhone: -Augh...

Balloon and Cabby: MEPHONE!

Cabby: -Are you still powered down?

MePhone: No. It’s just I... put in a few days of work…

...over the course of a few seconds!

Y'know, computer stuff!

Phew.

[Thud]

MePhone: [Sigh] Okay!

Now!

[Ding!]

-What?! Since when could you?

MePhone: Computer-stuff. Since I have a gift, I might as well use it.

Spingy: I'm...back! I'm back to-- [glitches] NORMAL!

[Sigh] Springtastic...

You’re right. They can be whoever they want.

We're square.

[Boing]

MePhone: -AUGHHHHH!! I can’t do this forever! I can’t! AUGHHHHH!

Balloon: MePhone! MePhone. It’s okay, you don’t have to. It’s not like it’s too late to turn things around.

Cabby: We’re here for you.

Silver Spoon: That is… so long as you’re not going to ditch us for a shiny new season.

-GRR!

-What? We were all thinking it!

MePhone: -That season four file was mine. I got scared, and instead of fixing all my garbage I looked into a replacement for the replacement.

But that’s exactly what Cobs would do to us.

Thanks for trusting I’d figure it out.

This is our home. At least till the job is done.

Balloon: Soooo, there IS a prize, then?

mePhone: -Heh...

I'll work on it! I promise.

[EXAMINATION TIME: TA DA!]

MePhone: …And, I wanted to apologize to you all.

This unanimous voting thing

[laurelwen]

tagged by @currentlyonstandbi 💕 merci!

last song: Special by Ashnikko

favourite colour: teal, blue-green, peacock tail blue

currently watching: The Bear, Ahsoka, Full Metal Alchemist

last movie: Major Grom: Plague Doctor

currently reading: Heaven Official's Blessing Volume 4

sweet, spicy or savoury: Put them all together and I'm into it, but if I have to choose just one, let's say sweeeeet

relationship status: Single

current obsessions: Like Minds still going strong, and by extension Tom Sturridge and Eddie Redmayne, and all murder boy/girlfriend related media

last thing i googled: Vietnamese bakeries in New Orleans, in order to see if I could get moon cakes for the Mid Autumn Festival - they all closed too early for me to get there after work

currently working on: This essay regarding the Gothic in Like Minds. I have 16+ pages. I can only seem to write one paragraph at a time. RIP

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[spacedhead]

homestuck reread #5: a5a2 part 1

we have finally made it out of the troll session and into the troll - human hybrid adventure that the rest of the comic will be. until more shenanigans ensue that is

look at this.... it reminds me of someone i know...... i love these two together theyre so awesome. john is sort of like if tavros had self respect

:D

that gif of the troll guys smile slowly fading away

ahahahaah this is so awesome

there have been a ton of narrative parallels in the comic so far but this one is so much more obvious than the others. maybe because it happened right after

YEAH YOU ARE!!!!!!! HE DOESNT EVEN KNOWWW

hmmmm

HMMMMMMMMMMM

john is now vriska coded. sweeeeet

this is so funny. bro does not care at alllll

dave why do you call women crazy. do you think thats chill

HI DAVE HIIII DAVE HI IHIHI HI

what could they be referring to.......?

😎

baby daveee

cool panel. he is in the pipes

okay so right now there is a ton of shit happening. theres a bunch of daves running around his planet making fucking bank and hes also working with terezi. john is talking to vriska about getting jade in. rose is talking to kanaya about how they arent actually gonna win the game so she wants answers. jade is..... asleep. again. whats new. but she will have more to do soon im sure. and the panels are getting way cooler! look

my sons are having a meeting about GIRLS.... half of yall arent even into girls 😹😹😹

its so funny how often he fumbles. like he wants SO BADLY to come off like this hyper aggressive badass leader guy who takes no shit from anyone but just. every conversation is him utterly embarrassing himself in front of people he values the opinion of. and you know what? he is all the more the based for that. we salute you karkat

i think this one is a game!!!

that was a game alright i walked around as karkat and talked to all the trolls then did the same thing as terezi and vriska . was fun got some cool easter eggs. also some "demon" destroyed prospit so now karkat is saying that no prospit dreamers are allowed to go to sleep

this shit zoomed in GODDAMN it scared me

look at her fucking stance. she looks like shes ready to do a cart wheel or something

this art is so good man

man. him too huh. maybe its the noses. or the shading

DO NOT SEND HIM THAT VIDEO DAVE . DONT DO ITTTT PLEASE

welp. its the beginning of the end here now. i cant even remember what makes him become... what he becomes. i just remember that this was a part of it, i think?

is this bars?

REAL.... dave does not miss

poor davesprite :( one day you will become half cat troll and work out all of your personal issues

heres a really cool panel to end this part on

i feel like my commentary was lackluster in this one... mostly because im just enjoying reading. taking it all in . i think the comic has really hit its stride at this point (hehe stride) and i am looking forward to revisiting whats coming up next :p

[mercurial-chuckles]

Whoa! Cait, what the hell? This was MAGNIFICENT! 😲👏🏻

I've been to DC a bunch of times to see the cherry blossoms. It's one hell of a sight! And bless you for painting the imagery so well. It all felt so real and beautiful--made me all nostalgic🥹🩷

“They’re even better,” you hum, looking up at all of the branches swaying in the breeze. “Then again, that might just be because I’m here with you.” You add with a nonchalant shrug.

Facts tho, right? 🤭🥰

You have to admit it – you like making him blush. You like that when he does, he smiles so big that it brings out the crinkles around his eyes. You like knowing that you’re the only person who can cause him this kind of physical reaction.

Making Bucky blush is a divine duty, TBH. If it were up to me, I wouldn't let a single day go by without seeing him smile or blush.

“You know, I've always thought that pink looks pretty on you,” he tells you, moving his hand away from your ear and to your face. He cups the side of your cheek in his palm, then leans down far enough to lightly kiss your forehead.

Reading this, I melted right into my chair, love. Fuck! I'm all emotional 😭😭😭 This is so SWEEEEET! Forehead kisses are just 🤌🏻

And the whole scene right after? Gosh! Bucky's such a dream, and you write him soooooo well!

“Of course I remember the first time a girl gave me flowers.”

Damn you, Cait! You wrapped me in such soft fluff, I'm practically floating above the clouds. Thank you for bringing so many good memories. Next time I go to see the blossoms, I'm taking this fic with me in my heart. 🩷🩷🩷🥰🫂👏🏻

PS: Gosh! I'm forever behind on my reading. Finally got some time to play catch up, and dear heavens, this was mind blowing.

cherry blossoms

bucky barnes x reader

you give bucky flowers for the first time.

word count: 1.7k

warnings/tags: established relationship, thunderbolts era but no spoilers bc i wrote this before i even saw the movie lol, minor references to ca: brave new world, fluff, reader is implied to be shorter than bucky

author's note: okay i am so sorry if you've seen this before 😭 posted it a few weeks ago and it had a bunch of issues with the tags. so i'm going to give it another shot and hope for the best.

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“Honestly, I can hardly even tell that Sam and Ross came close to destroying this place just a few weeks ago.”

The early spring air is particularly cool this evening, causing you to keep a tight hold on Bucky's flesh arm for a little extra warmth. You always joke that he's your own personal space heater. You suppose that's one benefit of the serum in his veins – even when the wind is making you shiver, you can always count on him to feel as if he’s been sitting beside a fire for hours.

He notices your tightened hold on his arm and comes to a sudden stop in the middle of the sidewalk. He shrugs out of his leather jacket, holding it open for you to step into. You’re already wearing a cardigan, but with the sun now setting over the Tidal Basin, you know it’s only going to get chillier as it gets darker. So you shove your arms into the sleeves, letting him drop the warm leather that smells like him over your shoulders.

“I had just told Sam how excited you were to see the cherry blossom trees this year,” Bucky laughs, taking your hand in his once more as you resume your stroll beneath the millions of pink blossoms. “I guess he tried to leave a few still standing.”

You snort. “How considerate of him.”

You’re both being sarcastic, of course, but you do feel incredibly lucky to be able to see the gorgeous trees – and at their peak, too. Bucky had picked the perfect weekend for your little D.C. getaway. After cramming every historical monument and museum possible into the two day trip, it’s a nice change of pace to simply leisurely meander through the park with your arm in his. You think it’s the perfect way to end the weekend before flying back to New York early in the morning.

“Are they as beautiful as you remember them being?” He asks softly, glancing down at you.

This isn’t your first time experiencing D.C.’s cherry blossom trees, but the one and only other time you’ve seen them was ages ago, as a young child. You can vaguely recall the soft baby pink petals falling around you as you sprinted down the sidewalk by the water, but it’s been so long that it feels as if you’re now seeing them with brand new eyes.

“They’re even better,” you hum, looking up at all of the branches swaying in the breeze. “Then again, that might just be because I’m here with you.” You add with a nonchalant shrug.

He chuckles, unable to hide the blush that appears on the apples of his cheeks at your flirting. It doesn’t matter how long you’ve been together – if you compliment him, tease him, flirt with him – he is bound to blush, his cheeks turning pinker than the flowers themselves.

You have to admit it – you like making him blush. You like that when he does, he smiles so big that it brings out the crinkles around his eyes. You like knowing that you’re the only person who can cause him this kind of physical reaction.

That’s when an idea pops into your head. It’s innocent enough – other than a couple walking with their two young children a few yards ahead of you, there’s no one else around – so it’s not like you’d be potentially embarrassing him.

You just think he’s really fucking cute when he blushes.

You pause your steps, pursing your lips to try to stop yourself from smirking. Bucky freezes, too, eyeing you with raised brows.

“What’s that look for?” He asks, his tone making it obvious that he knows you’re up to something.

“Wait right here,” you order him before pulling your arm away from his. You practically skip over to the nearest tree, reaching up to the lowest hanging branch that you can find. On your tiptoes, you delicately remove sprigs of the blossoms until you have enough to form a tiny bouquet.

You feel a little silly. You’ve never presented a guy with flowers before. But Bucky isn’t just any guy, and if any man has ever deserved flowers, you know that it’s him.

“I know it’s not quite as extravagant as the bouquet that you gave me on Valentine’s Day…” You hand him the tiny bouquet of pink flowers, thinking back to the ornate arrangement of wildflowers that he’d gifted you earlier this year. “But it’s the best I can do it at the moment.”

He opens his mouth in surprise, momentarily speechless as he accepts the flowers from you. Just as you had predicted, his cheeks begin to flush pink once more. This time brighter and more evident than before.

“For me? You shouldn't have.”

He selects one of the individual flowers and raises his hand to your head. You go still, not taking your eyes off of him as he places the stem behind your ear. You feel your own cheeks heat up at the intimate gesture.

“You know, I've always thought that pink looks pretty on you,” he tells you, moving his hand away from your ear and to your face. He cups the side of your cheek in his palm, then leans down far enough to lightly kiss your forehead.

The fleeting thought crosses your mind that it's a good thing that the walking trail for the cherry blossom trees isn't crowded this evening, because you and him are stopped right in the middle, taking your sweet time.

“We should get one, you know,” you say, nodding towards the tree closest to you. “A young one, so that we can plant it and watch it grow. We’ll have to get out of an apartment and find a place with a nice yard first, but…” You trail off in wishful thinking.

Bucky had terminated the lease to his own apartment early, choosing to move in with you. But the lease to your Brooklyn apartment will soon be up, too, and the two of you had started to have discussions about future living arrangements. Rent isn’t exactly cheap in downtown Brooklyn, and both of you long for something a bit more quiet and private.

“Whatever you want,” he murmurs. “We get out of the city and we’ll plant as many cherry trees as you want.”

One Year Later

The aroma of garlic and herbs in tonight’s dinner fills the entirety of your home from where it roasts in the oven.

For the tenth time in the last half hour, you glance at the clock while you finish washing the dishes that had been dirtied while prepping food.

It's not that you’re impatient – it’s just that Bucky is never late. Five or ten minutes, sometimes, sure. But never forty five minutes. He’d sent you a text only a few hours ago telling you that he’d be home at six o’clock, and the digital clock on the oven now reads 6:42.

You had tried to call him when you realized he was half an hour later, just to make sure that everything is alright, but his phone went straight to voicemail. You reminded yourself that he’s the worst at remembering to charge his phone, and that he is likely driving home and totally fine.

But despite how many times you’ve tried to assure yourself of this, you can’t stop yourself from pacing the kitchen floor or from glancing out the window at your driveway every other minute. You even opened said window and turned off the music you’d been listening to while preparing dinner so that you’d be able to hear the loud engine of his truck when he’s close to home.

Just when you’re about to click on his name in your call history again, you feel the familiar vibration of tires against gravel. By the time that you get to your kitchen window, his pick-up truck’s headlights are shining in the direction of the house. You exhale, relieved that you’d been overthinking. As you tend to do, when it comes to his safety.

You shove your feet into a pair of slippers, stepping outside to greet him from the front porch. Maybe it’s just residual nerves, but you instinctively lean against the bannister, crossing your arms over your chest.

He hops out of his truck and you immediately notice an expression of undeniable excitement on his face. It eases your lingering anxiety, knowing that he’s here and that he’s seemingly unharmed.

You just never fucking know with him.

“What’s got you so smiley?” You chuckle, walking down the few porch steps to greet him. He instantly opens his arms to you, and you practically jump off the last step into his embrace. Right away, you know that he’s been sparring with Sam. His t-shirt is slightly damp with perspiration and you can smell the freshly reapplied deodorant.

“I’m so sorry I’m late,” he murmurs in sincerity. “I was going to text you and but my phone is dead. Time got away from me while boxing with Sam…” he trails off, planting a kiss to your forehead. “And I may have had to make a quick stop somewhere on my way home.”

You pull back, looking at him quizzically. “Oh, yeah? Where’s that?”

He jerks his head in the direction of his truck with a mischievous grin. “Come and see for yourself.”

You follow him to the truck bed, your mouth immediately falling open at what lays inside.

“Is that--?”

“A baby cherry blossom tree?” He interrupts, clearly satisfied at successfully surprising you. “That it is. Stopped by the local plant nursery just to see if they happened to have any. This was the very last one.”

You’re silent. You recall the moment between you and Bucky beneath the cherry blossom trees in D.C. just a year ago, when he’d promised you as many of the trees as you like once you and him got a house with a nice yard, away from the city. You’d finally moved into your new house together just before the holidays, but between getting settled in, staying busy with work, and the weather simply being too cold to even thinking about flower blossoms until recently, the conversation about getting a cherry tree of your own had completely slipped your mind.

“I can’t believe you remembered that,” you whisper, wrapping your arms around his midsection again.

You feel the vibration radiate from his chest when he laughs.

“Of course I remember the first time a girl gave me flowers.”

thank you so much for reading, as always comments and reblogs are always so appreciated 💖🫶🏻 and once again i'm sorry for the repost!

[borzoilover69]

> BORZOI: Read HOMESTUCK like its 2011 (part 2)

I'm back. My barber made me look like Jake English deadass.

Page 4149 i s a neat callback to page 629. I just realised the adjustment of what he's holding, since Egbert replaced him in Janes timeline, which is so interesting.

AND OF COURSE ONE OF THE BEST FUCKING BOOKS KNOWN TO MAN. Pony pals. Detective pony. So awesome. So cool. That's all there really is to say about it. I read the thing on AO3. Janes right it was heavy handed but incredibly intriguing. You remember lolcat Jane? You remember lolcat? Yeah I remember lolcat. Its so cute that the recipe for it is a combination of tiny maplehoof, wise guy, and dirks sweet shades. Its such a neat little combination. A wise horse guy qith an affinity for ponies and sweeeeet fucking shades.

But anyways, I'm getting offtopic. Comparing and contrasting these two Andersons, we also draw parallels of our characters learning valuable information for their session later. In Egberts case, after reading through wise guy, Egbert gets the idea to overlap two cards and create a new totem lathe, alchemising and creating one of the first items. In janes case, she goes to check out the gristwidget and show how it can convert cards to grist, something the kids will find incredibly useful later on in their journeys. The Betas session was about creating and adventuring and finding something new (keeping with the spring theme, you see?) via the kids alchemising loot to make them further overpowered and giving them character. The betas session had BREATH. A lot of it. It was centered around their leader, and gave them all the freedom to go fuck off and do their personal quests with their troll guides and alchemise and learn as they go.

Meanwhile the alphas, again, stick with that autumn theme. The gristwidget is going to prove useful later, because all the enemies and consorts are dead on their planet. Their session is not meant to spring life anew, but to conserve, to survive, not thrive. I guess it's why reasonably we never saw them doing an alchemising session together. It just didn't fit the theme. They were not meant to thrive, they were meant to wait for the end of the long dead winter, to survive off of what they could conserve, for spring. Their leader as stated by Dirk is not Jane, nor Dirk, and heaven forbid Jake, but ROXY. Their leader was Roxy, keeping them together but also essentially setting the stage for the stagnant and obscure nature of their session, one that would test and strain their relationships to the furthest they'd ever been strained.

4154

Don't mind me, just enjoying the subliminals in the background. This shit looks like what I assume a tiktok page looks like.

4155 oh neat!

And here we get another flaw from the get-go. The flaws of the alpha kids are so prominently stated just from the get-go, how opinionated and stubborn and *wanting* to do their way they are but begrudgingly having to put up with others to some extent. Jane getting pestered by Jake, who has no time for japery or mild fun in his quest to deliver the package to Jade who will go on to give it to John and getting downright passive-aggressive. Roxy, in another quest to give a gift but not so urgently, being absent (They had plans) ignoring nor apologising for her absence. She ignores and seems unaware. We start off seeing Roxy at sort of her worst, while others are more reasonable, and then shit flies off the deepend and Roxy straightens herself out (as a leader does) and everyone else sort of catapults into things fucking up. But i'm getting ahead of myself.

Reading this conversation just grates me honestly. Both sides are being pretty inconsiderate and I have to watch through my fingers and let out a breath as they get frustrated at each other. Janes reasonable in feeling chagrined about the whole thing, she's 15 dealing with a friend who's underage drinking and making generally bad decisions and Jane is no therapist by any terms of the words. The alpha kids rely on needling others for getting across things they cant really say upfront because they lack emotional maturity. Going "hey im doing xyz just letting you KNOW just making you AWARE." And it always always allllways backfires on them!! Just be upfront for once you idiots!! I'll put examples as I come upon them, but Jane is the most prominent.

Speaking of Jane, I always headcanonned her voice as either Velma from Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated. Velma reminds me of Jane very much, from crushing hard on a clueless and albeit not really fit for guy wearing green to ( and this is just my thoughts ) realising they're both lesbians and avid mystery enjoyers with relatively skeptic if wellmeaning airs behind them. I think seeing Jane in a vein similiar to Velma makes me fond of her.

It's good to see them winding down a little as their conversation comes to an end. At the end of the day they're girls whove been friends for a very long while for better or for worse and i feel like a fair deal of early friendship with the others per Roxy was when she was inebriated which left them in a limbo of "hey what the fuck do we do" especially with Jane, who seems moreso trying to spur Roxy on via comparing how good her life is and how motivated she is in a push for action on Roxys side, to Dirk, who leaves it to his autoresponder to deal with her illadvised advances on his personhood.

Its great to see them while down after they sort of passive aggressively aired their annoyances at each other. At the end of the day its so important to know that despite it all, all the ribbing and nudging and stuff, the alpha kids work to try and spur the others on to be better and take care of them in their own ways, wellintentioned but not always hitting home base, you know?

4160 Here she is playing pretend and giggling over her cute little detective get ups pretending to be a guy with an especially dashing mustache. Meanwhile Egbert in the beta session simply said "This disguise is stupid" and left the premises. But Jane is having FUN with it damnit shes so LOVEL-

Ok. Well yeah you have a point but can you go back to roleplaying.

Well thats the end of janes interaction. Moving onto Jake!

4166 ANNND theres Jake talking about wearing a generally feminine thing and considering it genuinely how he pulls it off. Gender nonconforming as fuck really. Both Jane and Jake. Like daaamn go for it i know what you are. Wear whatever the fuck you want to wear!

Man. Looking at all these movies as a movie nerd its so insane. They revolve around curses from thousands of years ago, green menaces and demons, and blue lady femme fatales that guide the protagonist figure. Also Weekend at bernies 2 SUCKS. Wait holy cow is that smurfette.

Anyways the thing that stands out i guess within these pages is how Jake doesn't exactly cherrypick here. hes pretty upfront with some things and hypothesies.

You think your bed is some sort of electronic gadget. You're pretty sure those bedpost globes are supposed to glow like light bulbs under certain circumstances. But you've never been able to figure out what purpose it serves.

You have never seen a movie you didn't like, you are pretty sure. People give you a hard time for that though.

This is your collection of beauties. But you don't call them that to anyone but yourself in private, because somehow even you are aware of how dorky that sounds.

I guess Jake strikes me as the type to know quite a lot but never know exactly what to do about it. Live and let live while it lives.

You are oft-times the recipient of a good ribbing from Jane on account of your peculiar fascination with blue movie ladies. You don't have to justify yourself to her though. What is even her deal? 

Hmm. I don't have anything to say it's 12 am i should probably sleep. So with page 4171 of Jake kissing Neytiri, mirroring a wish to be the hero that Egbert had on page 223, I bid you all adieu- hey whats with these losers and kissing their damn posters.

Jake: Stop kissing stupid poster.

Yes, that was a waste of time. Definitely. It's definitely not something you spend much time doing whenever you are alone, which is always.

Here he is being aware again to some regards, and trying to brush stuff off by showing how aware he is of what others think and how stupid some bullshit is. Which is intriguing to me. The way Jake talks about himself and his internal dialogue and thoughts is so intriguing to me, that often he brings up what he likes, what he thinks, vs relaity, vs others expectations, etc. Hes rather introspective and aware of things, and it's jsut. It's just interesting. Anyways I'm going to pop off to bed now. Goodnight all. I will be thinking about Egbert is so very forthright with whats good and whats not and Janes general deal for theatrics on her thoughts and Jakes more observant nature and write something tomorrow. Leave me a nice reblog or comment or drop a letter in my anon box.

[dreamwritesimagines]

Benedict losing the one brain cell he has when Clover asks him if he’ll be home for dinner 😂😂😂

Also, if Clover is the one giving Lottie the talk, I can see Anthony being mad at Clover because how dare she corrupt Lottie’s innocence but also be glad that she did because then he really gets to actually “corrupt” her innocence 🤭

Also, poor Clover and Benedict 💔 like she’s so terrified even though she clearly loves him and trusts him to some degree but not fully because her past experiences keep her from trusting him and I can only imagine how heartbreaking and confusing it is for Benedict to see how terrified and untrusting she is.

On a little side note, speaking of Clover and Benedict’s kids, I think it would mean so much to Clover that their kids trust her. Obviously they’re going to grow up very much loved and cared for (definitely spoiled rotten as well 🤭) but if anyone knows that trust is not a given but it’s earned, it’s Clover, so their kids going to her with a problem, big or small, because mom will know what to do, she’d definitely tear up a little about it each time it happens, because Clover breaking that cycle of abuse, allowing herself to move on and heal is so incredibly important and to see that she didn’t become her parents after all 😭

Also, I LOVE the modern aus 😍 and I have a question, how would Benedict and Clover get together in a modern setting? Do you have any HCs about that? (I’m not very sneaky whoring for more of your writing 🤭) Would they hook up at a party or something? And then that grows into a friendship then eventually a relationship? Or do they become friends over time and then get together?

(sorry this is all over the place, I just got to catch on GoS and have many thoughts 😊💖💖)

Loll he is such a himbo especially around her and I LOVE IT😍❤️

Oh definitely! 😂 Anthony should be thanking Clover though! 😏😂

Clover and Benedict are both very confused about how to work this marriage thing! 😂 Like, Benedict is completely in love with her and she is in love with him even if she keeps denying it but she has to trust him first in order to open up to him ❤️

That is such a good idea and my heart is melting at the thought, yessss! 🥰 Clover and Benedict's kids will have the best childhoods and they will trust both her and Benedict completely and the fact that they'd go to her with any problem because "mom will know what to do", it's incredibly sweeeeet! 😍 Clover will absolutely adore her family ❤️

THE MODERN AU! THE MODERN AU OH MY GOD DARLING ILYSM-

I am putting this under a read more because I have so many ideas about this! 😍

So first of all, I think they'd totally have a very complicated and funny relationship because can we imagine if Clover wasn't bound by the rules of society to be nice? 😂 She would NOT hold back😂 And considering how "popular" Benedict would be...😂

Clover would have a flower shop! She would be Violet's favorite florist and she'd probably be there to talk to her about the latest order for yet another party, and while she was walking to her car Benedict would see her 😂And I actually think the moment he saw her he was struck😂 So he would totally ignore anyone else and rush to meet her only for Clover to be like,

"What do you want?

"...Uh, hi."

"Yeah hi. What do you want?"

"To meet you? I'm-"

"I already know who you are."

"How?"

"I don't know how to tell you that without being rude and I don't really have the time to fake being nice."

"You don't have to be nice at all."

"Okay. You're kind of a whore so everyone knows."

"What? Where did you hear-?"

"I need to go back to my shop now so I'll just leave you here gawking like a fish. See you I guess."

Cue to Benedict falling in love😂 So he would go to her shop the next day and she would see him and roll her eyes and go like,

"What are you doing here?"

"Good morning to you too."

"Hi. What do you want?"

"What are your favorite flowers?"

"Why?"

"Just tell me?"

"...Cacti. I like cacti."

So Benedict would totally buy a cactus and hold it up for her with a mischievous smile and go like,

"Would you like to grab coffee sometime?"

"With you? Fuck no I'm not interested in threesomes."

"What?"

"I tried it once and I just got distracted at the beginning so I left. I don't know how people do it."

"What makes you think-?"

"You do realize that you have many exes and you and your family are quite famous right?"

"...Oh. Well I only meant a date, you know. Just some coffee?"

"I don't date."

"Ever?"

"No. Because dates lead to a relationship and that leads to marriage which leads to absolute misery- I usually go for no strings attached but you are an artist which means you are very much a fan of strings so...I'd better not. There's a great coffee shop right around the corner though, if you want coffee by yourself."

[moonlit-manifesto]

Heartbreak Red 2022 Takeover

April Fool's Day means it's time for Heartbreak Red to show himself once again! This has been a Tsukiuta tradition for a few years now, and it's a fun way for fans to interact with the account. For a limited time, people can send a tweet to Heartbreak Red using the hastag  #失恋ポスト (#heartbreak post) and Heartbreak Red will reply using the official Tsukiuta account (@Tsukiuta1). The tweets are categorized as Advice, Message, Request, or Other.

The account replied to a lot of tweets again this year, so I'm just picking and choosing some of the interesting ones to translate. Idk if it’s just my bias but it seems there’s a lot of Growth love this year? Lol. Read below the cut!

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[MESSAGE] I’m always supporting Haduki-san ☀️‼️ Is he a coffee or tea kind of person?  ☕️

Heartbreak Red: “You-san!”

You: “Thanks for your support! I drink both, but I guess I’m more of a coffee person?”

Heartbreak Red: “You don’t like Japan’s top-tier tea?”

You: “When I was a kid it was customary for me to drink tea a lot. I like Japanese tea in general.”

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[REQUEST] Yesterday, I resigned from my job of 7 years. It’s a bit nervewracking, but I want a change of scenery in order to futher my own development. I’d like to get a shout of encouragement from Ikkun as I face the NEXT STAGE and dash forward!! [Iku has a song called “NEXT STAGE”]

Heartbreak Red: “Ikkun!”

Iku: “I’m here! Congrats on starting a new journey! Let’s keep on running together!”

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[REQUEST] Since you two are both releated to cherry blossoms, I’d like to see a conversation between you and Pool of Blood Red [Ryota from Growth]!! 

Heartbreak Red: “Sakuraba Ryo-... I mean, Pool of Blood Red, come here~!”

Pool of Blood Red: “Like the vivid cherry blossoms that scatter and fall unsillied: I’m Pool of Blood Red!!!”

Pool of Blood Red: “Okay, I’m leaving now!!”

Heartbreak Red: “What a pro!! Thank you for your hard work!!”

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[OTHER] Can I get some sweet words from Hajime-san after a tiring day of work? 😂

Hajime: “Good work today. You did well, didn’t you?”

Heartbreak Red: “Sweetness level increased!! Sweetness level increased!!”

Hajime: “...Please rest properly. May the beginning that comes again tomorrow be a little better than the last. I’ll keep hoping that for you.”

Heartbreak Red: “SWEEEEET!!!”

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[ADVICE] I’ve been oversleeping recently... I just can’t get up for some reason 😫 Help me!!

Heartbreak Red: “Have you tried going to sleep each day at a regular time~? It might be easier for you to get up if you decide on a fixed time to sleep and a fixed time to wake up. Not like I can get up at all either, but...”

Kakeru: “Red, Heartbreak Purple-san [Hajime from Six Gravity] is waiting for you over there.”

Heartbreak Red: “Uhh- umm...”

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[MESSAGE] Every year on this day, I get energized by seeing the Reds tackle people’s worries, and I’m glad to see it again this year too!

Heartbreak Red: “Ya know, I didn’t think I’d get to continue this either for as long as I have, and it’s weird, but I’m happy. Whern spring arrives, when the cherry blossoms bloom, and when it’s Aprill Fools’ Day, I want to keep doing this again and again.”

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[REQUEST] Yesterday was a really important exam, and now I’m nervous and worried about the results 💦 Could I please ask Kou-kun for some comforting works so I can feel better  m(_ _)m

Heartbreak Red: “Without further ado, Kou-kun has arrived.”

Koki: “May your hard work bear fruit. I hope your nerves relax a little. Keep doing your best!”

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[ADVICE] My hay fever is terrible, and lately it’s been especially bad...! Nature-loving Growth, could you please tell me how to get along better with pollen?!

Heartbreak Red: “Even my own partner Aoi’s allergies have been bad... What do you think, Ken-chan and Mamo-chan?”

Kensuke: “The cedar trees’ love letter [aka pollen] has been tremendous lately lol.”

Mamoru: “Even Ryou-kun has said his nose has been itchy.”

Kensuke: “But Kou’s been alright so far. Could it be his radience is acting like a barrier?”

Heartbreak Red: “Then maybe Aoi should find out about this barrier technique too...”

Kensuke & Mamoru: “No, no, no, we’re kidding!”

Mamoru: “You should talk to a doctor so they can give you a prescription that best suits your needs.”

Kensuke: “I hope you feel better!’

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[MESSAGE] Rei-san, your low voice heals me. I’m looking forward to seeing a lot more of you in the future!!

Rei: “Thanks for your support. As you all spend your time peacfully, I want to be someone you can feel close to. Thanks again for your continued support.”

Heartbreak Red: “So MATURE...!”

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[REQUEST] I’m a huge fan of the October group!! I want Ikkun and Reina-chan to cast a good luck charm!!

Reina: “Yum-yum power!”

Iku: “Make up!! ...Wait, isn’t this the wrong thing?”

Reina: “In the name of Kannaduki!”

Iku: “Uh, I hope you’ll be happy-”

Reina: “And lucky!!☆”

Iku & Reina: “YES!!”

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[REQUEST] I’ve had a dream of being kind and gentle to Morihito-kun. Would you let me grant it? I love you, Morihito-kun!

Morihito: “I love you, too. But I’m sorry. In order to become the ideal verson of myself for you, I have to keep moving forward.”

Morihito: “..Well! How was that!? (embarrassed)”

Heartbreak Red: 👏

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[REQUEST] I stayed up late by accident... Even if I try to go to sleep, I usually can’t fall asleep so could the Demon Lord cast a spell on me so I can sleep soundly...!!

Shun: “Are you sure about this? May you sleep for you all eternity...”

Heartbreak Red: “Wait wait wait wait!!!”

Hajime: “...”

Heartbreak Red: “Messing around with the physical laws of sleep is a no-no.”

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(@tsukiuta1)