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Fuck moon’s taking poison damage
#its so damn cold out man#Up to something#1k#10k#50k#100k#edit: yes its in Fahrenheit#american ass website and midwest ass posting
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Valentines gift for my girlfriend
Please don’t repost on other platforms!
#it’s so embarrassing posting something on every platform at once… like oughhh look at me. anyway.#comics#Keep editing this caption a too late bc this already blew up.. my baddd lol#I know i cant control the internet but i would still really appreciate it if it stayed here…#im happy it resonates with people though!!
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yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
#🧻 sharts#gravity falls#dipper pines#mabel pines#smokes a fat blunt. knocked this one out inbetween hw ive had this sketch laying around for AGES#edit: to the people pointing out they arent holding a bass#i am so sorry#LMFAOOO i used a free model online as a reference and figured electric guitars & basses looked similar#i dont play either of those instruments so …. my apologies ..
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not watching severance and succession means i log on the day after an episode and everyone is like SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP THEYRE SO INSANE FOR THIS and the image cited is a man in a suit standing still in an otherwise blank, fluorescently-lit hallway. i'm happy for you guys or sorry that happened
#ignore me#peace and love on the planet earth im genuinely glad the storytelling is so good it can evoke this response#containment breach#edit: sending this post to a farm upstate. guys if i wanted to know what the shows were about i would watch them#sorry but also oh my god
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johto pokemon vs pokemon from new york
bonus: that phenomenon where japanese tourists visit paris and have a breakdown bc of how shit it is

#i only know so many nyc stereotypes#edit: the japanese is google translated they colonized my ancestors any and all mistakes are purposeful#pokemon#pokemon legends za#chikorita#totodile#tepig#my art
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#duck rants about something#im so fecked#edit before you tell me ''this isnt even relatable'' its not meant to be. i made this to complain about sleeping in before class and ending#up late every time. peace and love
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dear universe give me ten billion dollars and infinite free time and indestructible hands so i can do every hobby ever

say hi to knuckles everyone
#WANT TO CROCHET SO BAD. NOT ALLOWED TO BC HAND PERSERVATION#HAVE SO MAMY IDEAS. NEED MONET TO BUY YARN. orz#edit on 1/4/25 bc this keeps blowing up and i’d rather see knuckles in my notifs
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#i can make one dumb joke about this#ed: unelongates my comic like rolling up a blind. thanks#cant be hogging real estate on the internet#draws#edit: this got way too many fkn notes for a BAAAAD joke but the only reason i did a DEI joke was#because i thought of a way to make it a cute doofperry interaction. so. yaoi wins
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a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”
#ah yes our flies#the flies we keep for this purpose#why would you say that#editing to add that our store is inside a shopping centre#and it’s in the middle of it like not a proper store just in the open area#so the flies do what they want 😭
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i love you vaccines i love you research i love you reading the book instead of having chatgpt summarize it i love you critically thinking rather than reacting to a headline i love you investigating the source material i love you science i love you math even though you are personally my enemy (math/yn slowburn) i love you writing even though you try to stab me a lot i love you Experts in Your Field i love you Using The Brain
#i don't read fanfic so idk what my math x op ship name should be#.... i love u math.... despite our differences.... :/ u work i guess#not like for ME. never for ME. but like for other people you seem pretty reliable.#... SOMEONE (me) has a LEARNING DISABILITY#edit: thank u to the anon who suggested i refer to math as my rival. u are so right.... not enemies... no...#*locks hands with math* bonded........ 2gether.... 2 sides of da coin... both under threat of AI... i luv u math#(<- still clearly never understands whenever math speaks bc literally what is going on over there. the fuck is a polynomial)
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Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖
Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!
#stp spoilers#slay the princess spoilers#stp dragon#stp the princess and the dragon#I FINISHED THIS LIKE 2 WEEKS AGO AND CONSISTENTLY FORGOT TO POST IT UNTIL I REMEMBERED JUST NOW LMAO FUCK#i made it for my showreel when i realised stp is full of good lines to lip sync to and ooohhhh what a fun challenge it was#and such a fun sketchy art style to emulate too. i dont think i quite nailed it but you have to take liberties when it's animation dont you#anyway this route makes me insane. getting to finally see ourself and finding out we're a SICK ASS GIANT DESTRUCTIVE CREATURE?!!!#the princess is so good at making me feel feeble and pathetic in this game. i had no idea. i am so so happy. this is gender euphoria#thank u my friend @rune-chaser for introducing me to this game bc it's so cool!!! and has made me cry more than once! yayyy!!!#stp#slay the princess#stp princess#stp the long quiet#my animations#my art#EDIT: changed the name in the desc from stp to slay the princess bc i want non stp players to know what the game is. shoulda done it sooner
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its just one of those days

#edited coloyrs on phone a but hope it didn't ate quality much#its so surreal to draw your own room#ouughhh#my art#vent art#kind off#im so franz kafkas Metamorphosis😍#bugblr
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40K QBAGINA‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥💯💯💥 MINECRAFT YURI 🔛🔝
clip from @pixiecaps
#my posts#this is an edited post.#bagina#minecraft yuri win ! ^-^ nobody ask questions unless its “wow they look so awesome can you tell me about them”
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pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual
im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out
#like im asexual its def not gonna be like that for me#but she still thinks it is soo#but like. cuddling can totally be platonic there doesnt gotta be such a fuss abt it 😭#i get her pov but c'mon#asexual#aromantic#<- for reach#edit: ...its censored because i want to btw#like. ik im in the horniest social media but i wanna censor it so i do#ik i wont get shadowbanned like in tiktok lmao#im not even in tiktok......😭#so yup i censored it for my own comfort 💯 hope this answered your questions pls shut up now lmaooo
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hey everyone you should watch conclave
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