#this is… PHEW LAWD

[pinksatinpanties]

just thinking about

[idleplath]

girl........ not me getting excited about the "special guest" and it's just a bouquet

[luvv4j4ybe11]

“That’s it baby, just like that.” He moaned out as he filled you up to the brim, his cock throbbing as your cunt milked him for every last drop he had to offer. He pulled out and a few spurts landed on your ass and back, he hummed softly as he rested his still throbbing length on your ass. “Dress like this for me more often Princess. I’d love to tear them off of you.”

MAMA OML😩 got me feelin tings frl😩💦

Red

Pairings: AgedUp Neteyam X Fem Human Reader

Summary: Showing your boyfriend things, you’ve found didn’t go quite as planned, or maybe it did? Maybe it ended better than you hoped.

Warnings: MDNI, Lingerie/stockings, p in v, dirty talk, creampie, size difference.

꒦꒷❀꒷꒦ ❀✿❀꒦꒷❀꒷꒦DMNI ꒦꒷❀꒷꒦❀✿❀ ꒦꒷❀꒷꒦

It wasn’t supposed to be like this, you just wanted to show off what you had found after snooping around. Just wanted to share the skimpy red lace bra and thong set that came with a pair of thigh-high stockings that were few others with the cutest little white bows.

The red lingerie set scattered round your room in pieces as Neteyam mercilessly pounds into your small body.

His hands holding your body down, ass up face pressed into the sheets as he rams his hips up, each thrust hitting your sweet spots over and over. Your cries muffled by the sheets, his growls and groans fell on deaf ears as he lost himself in your body.

“Such clothing you parade around in.” His hand slide down to grip your waist. “Showing it off so proudly… begging me to fuck your tight little cunt like this.” He groaned out, your cries growing louder as your walls grew tighter. “Fuck! You like this? Like being fucked into like a fucking slut.” He let his head fall back as his thrust grew harder and sloppier.

“Showing off your body, who else would you have shared this with? Who else would you have let fuck you?” The thought filled his body with unbridled jealousy, no one else was allowed to see you in such scandalous ways. Only he was because you were his and all his, he’d fuck the thought into your brain if he had too. “Fuck… fuck… fuck… take this dick baby, take all of me like the good slut I know you are.”

The harder his thrust got the tighter your walls got around him, your body was on the brink of exploding. You were so close to letting go for him, letting him know your body belong to him in the best way you knew how. “That’s it baby, go ahead. Let go for me.” His deep voice giving you permission to release sounded like music to your ears, your body following through without needing to be told twice.

Your orgasm rushed through your body so quick without warning a sob fell from your lips, your body shaking as your eyes rolled back. Neteyam couldn’t hold back, the feeling of your pussy clinging greedily to his cock forced his orgasm from him.

“That’s it baby, just like that.” He moaned out as he filled you up to the brim, his cock throbbing as your cunt milked him for every last drop he had to offer. He pulled out and a few spurts landed on your ass and back, he hummed softly as he rested his still throbbing length on your ass. “Dress like this for me more often Princess. I’d love to tear them off of you.”

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[luvv4j4ybe11]

Whew lawd😩 I forgot how fine vi is🤤

[whoo0sh]

Hiii ml!!! How are you?

i’m gooddd!!! except for the fact that i got gum in my hair today but it was just the ends and came out easily so phew 😋 lawd i am insanely tired tho 😭

[xjoonchildx]

Serious hoseok ff recs pls!!!

here's a few that i've read and LAWD they are all fantastic:

burning flames or paradise by @yoongiphoria

yeah, i begged MJ for another part to this story. i sure did. i have no shame. this was so fucking fantastic i was gritting my teeth the whole way through it because it hurt so good. give me 10,000 MJ stories forever. please. thanks.

the one where hoseok plays with fire by @eoieopda

okay, so i begged jade for a sequel to this to but like? i'm? easy? haha i dunno, give me a world as rich and compelling as this and honestly you can't blame me for being a little insane afterwards. i could go on and on about how fucking talented jade is but her writing does the work for me. phew. so good.

the wood by @sailoryooons

you wanna talk about someone who nails everything she touches? hali: she does. not. miss. hali weaves through genres and characters so beautifully that none of her stories feel the same, they're all riveting, and they all leave me winded like i just ran a mile. insane talent. and i promise, this hoseok is very ... serious 😉

i'm also going to pour one out for one of the OG bad boy hoseok fics on this site, one of the first i ever read where he was just bad but it was oh so good. whereever you are @joonbird i hope life is treating you well. you can read heartbeat here and it doesn't even matter that it's not finished, it's still worth the ride 💕

[starsomens]

Omg sorry but i was the one who sent about unhinged noah but i forgot about him doing pushups during V.A.N dancing with bryan and pouring water over himself during dethrone.

Like EXCUSE ME SIR!?!

YES OMGGGGGG

Listen Idk what Oli told him or taught on when they were doing their part of the tour together but now this man is carrying SO MUCH CAKE and HIS BICEPS???? PHEW LAWD HAVE MERCY

Oli, thank you......but fuck you every time I see him I wanna pass out, but thank you

I still can not get out of my head HOW MUCH ASS I SAW

Now I got ass...but now I gotta build on it more cuz Noah as much as I love you, you ain't beatin me honey.

at the meet and greet:

"Noah turn around lemme see them cheeks, need to know who has more ass" *he beats me*

[angelwings-crossbowstrings]

To the anon that just sent me the very long ask. I will answer, I promise. First I have to stop ugly crying (good tears) and then I have to sleep and tomorrow, I will break out the laptop and touch on each part you mentioned and questions you asked.

Dear lawd that was just….phew, I need to get my emotions under control.

Thank you, anon. Expect an answer tomorrow. 🩵🩵🩵

[magicalincorrectrobodokiquotes]

"Sleepwalk Your Way Into My Heart"

So…it was only night one of their camping trip…

And, naturally, nearly everyone was exhausted after a day of hard playing around a hearty dinner, not to mention the…action they experienced earlier.

So while Mrs. Brightman put Twilla, Olivia, Parsley and Ginger to bed, Mr. Flicker Brightman was starting a campfire cookout with Team Roboheart, Cayenne and Jake.

()

“How’s the popcorn, kids?” he asked.

Flash was eating the HELL out of it. “It’s amazing, dad!”

“Good to hear, Flashlight.” Flicker ruffled his hair up.

“Daaaaaaaaaaad-”

“A dad’s job is mainly to embarrass you.” Molly giggled.

“Yeah, can confirm.” Justin showed some texts from his dad. “He’s spamming me with memes only a dad would love.”

“Oh lawd!”

()

“Who wants to do some campfire songs?” asked a very excited Nicky.

“Knicky Knacky, we love ya, but it’s 7:30 at night. And we’re all pooped out from that riddle-thing earlier. And from having fun on the beach AND the card game after dinner.” Hailey said as she sipped some fruit juice.

“And we usually go to bed at 10. We got two and a half hours to spare. Your point?” Nicky didn’t seem to ‘get it’.

“...Well, at least we know they’re an owl.” Hailey didn’t know what to say to that.

“What Hailey means is, we’re a bit worn out.” Basil explained gently.

Nicky smiled as they stood up straight. “Oh come on, gang. One song? Juuuuuuuuuuust one?”

“Fiiiiiiiiine…but just one…” Basil sighed as he stood up, too. 

Cayenne giggled as she watched her big brother.

“Bun - galow, Bun, bun - galow,

Bun - galow, Bun, bun - galow.

Hey Basil! Hey Basil!

Let me see your bungalow,

Let me see your bungalow.”

Basil sighed. If it were to make Nicky happy…

…even if it had been YEARS since he’d partaken in the campfire song-and-dance…

“My hands are high, my feet are low

And this is how I bungalow…

This is how I bungalow…”

“His hands are high, his feet are low,

And this is how he bungalows!

This is how he bungalows!

Bun - galow, Bun, bun - galow,

Bun - galow, Bun, bun - galow.” 

“I wanna try!” Cayenne lit up.

()

Nicky smiled. 

“Hey Cayenne! Hey Cayenne!

Let me see your bungalow,

Let me see your bungalow.”

“My hands are high, my feet are low

And this is how I bungalow!

This is how I bungalow!” Cayenne giggled.

“Her hands are high, her feet are low,

And this is how she bungalows!

This is how she bungalows!”

“I did it!” she cheered. 

“And you can do it all again tomorrow night, Cayenne. Time for bed.” Mrs. Brightman called out.

()

“Okay, Mrs. Flash-and-Tyler’s mom! Night-night, Basil! Night-night, Justin! Night-night, Molly! Night-night, Mia! Night-night, Flash! Night-night, Tyler!”

“Now…”

“Almost done. Night-night, Arty! Night-night, Michelle! Night-night, Hailey! Night-night, Jordan! Night-night, Pepper! Night-night, Diane! Night-night, Nicky! Night-night, Jake! Night-night, Gidget! Night-night, Gadget! Aaaaaaaaaand night-night, Mr. Flash-and-Tyler’s dad!” 

“Goodnight.” Flicker waved as Cayenne FINALLY headed inside the cabin.

()

“Phew…all those night-nights made me sleepy.” the six year old added.

“I know.” Basil yawned. “I can relate.”

“Me too. But it’s cute.” Justin admitted,

()

[badgerswake]

joel moving through that hospital to go get HIS daughter....phew lawd

[luvv4j4ybe11]

This is actually sending mee like oh my fuck😩 he actually looks so fucking beefy I cannot. like his arms?, his thighs,THE PECSS? OUUU FUCK finna bust rn🤤, His back and his tail too? Mhm🤤 and the jewelry js adds to it🤤.

And let’s talk about that look too bc phew lawd if he were to look at me like that I wouldn’t know what to do😮‍💨, the way he’s holding his bow and the handle on the ikran saddle? Oh my god-

Neteyam girlies, I understand you.😮‍💨

[satanslemon]

you ever just so embarrassed when drawing for no reason

[luvv4j4ybe11]

PHEWWW oh my lawddd..(the 🐱 was soakeddd for this one okay..I CAN EXPLAIN)..you wrote this so beautifully like..i feel like I js read the best piece of poetry/ literature ever made, we needa take some notes after this bc phew lawd.

Good work tho my love 😚💕💕

simon eats it sloppy.

through the mask, slobbering on his hands and knees like the mutt he truly is; like his only salvation is the ichor that drips between your thighs. like your cunt is the only thing that could save his wretched, blackened soul. he wants to roll in the tang that'll stay on the back of his tongue for weeks into deployment, that'll stay soaked into the fabric of his balaclava because fok no he isn't washing it before he leaves (he'll nearly tears the thing to shreds when he can no longer smell you on it).

large, calloused palms scratch over the sensitive skin of your quads and inner thighs as he opens you up for him, watches your folds part like that of a carnation (love, devotion, distinction, fascination) as he pushes your knees up to your chest. drags his tongue all over you, the creases where your vulva and thighs meet and gets you shaking before he's even touched your clit. before he's even taken the mask off. brushes his thumb over the little bud reverently, fondly. he thinks the way your thighs tremble in response is the most precious fucking thing.

and when he finally breaks watching you drip onto the cushions below, he's feral. rabid. barely gets the damned mask up to free his mouth before he's on you again, slurping up your slick and sucking your clit into his mouth. the suction is heavenly after so much teasing, and if his tongue finds its way to your ass too, that's his business. your toes curl in the air where your feet dangle uselessly, panties you're sure that simon will pocket later still around one ankle.

simon's relentless when he's like this, a dog chasing after it's favorite toy. he won't let up, won't even palm over his cock until you're at least three climaxes deep from his mouth alone. totally pussydrunk and ready for more.

[luvv4j4ybe11]

I don’t have a conversation but fuck i just wanna say that i need neteyam so much i just need to sit on his lap and yap about my day and he would look at me smirking then he just pecks me on the lips to shut me up (it’s successful) then lays me down and kisses me properly, then he teases for another like five minutes or sum and at the last moment when i wanna snap and just leave he dicks me down with his head on my necckkk😩😩 feeling lonely n horny ngl

Phew lawd😩 I gotta answer this one bc it’s js too good of an idea to not ignore😩😩

Mdni!!

“Mhm, fuck, you know I can’t help it, babygirl. With you looking all pretty on my lap like this it’s hard for me to not kiss you, and even harder for my mind not to wander, especially with the way your pussy is pressed up against my dick just right. All I can think about is ripping your clothes off, and shoving my cock inside your tight, warm cunt, making you just bounce on me like the needy little slut you are. And I know you feel how hard I’m getting under you. I can tell by the way your voice gets quieter and face starts to flush. So fucking cute, babygirl.”

[gmmfashion]

You can get Link’s “deus trucker hat” from Ebay for $39!  This hat is no longer being made, and it’s the only one I’ve seen being sold online!