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Cogified Felix the Cat? Hell Fucking yeah.

#this man... uh#i need to post LOREEEEEE#babitim#royal au#bendy and boris in the inky mystery#the inky mystery#art#inky mystery#inky mystery au#inkymystery#babtqftim#quest felix#felix the cat#qftim felix#cog felix#cog!felix
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congrats old man for winning the poll
abortion comic be upon you
#being a amused bystander on that poll watching it all happening until the end and yknow what why not uh 'celebrate' something to his success#this took too much effort for a joke#i'm sorry for the 21 followers inflicting with this#now excuse me i need to take a shower and a shot for drawing this#quamdoodles#need that man pregnant poll#need him pregnant poll#cw mpreg#cw abortion#gravity falls#stanford pines#bill cipher#billford
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IF YOU GO NOW TO SILVER'S PROFILE IT SHOWS "SILVER VANROUGE" I AM!!! NOT OKAY!!! WAUGH
OH MY GOD 😭
like...it wasn't even just "oh we'll call you Silver Vanrouge now", they just straight-up made the adoption official, under the statute of Malleus Says So. he's legally recognized as Lilia's kid! I'm so happy for them!
this may take some getting used to though
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 13 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 13 spoilers#the vanrougening continues#look a lot happened in the finale but i refuse to stop obsessing over this part#lilia being like HA HA WHAT no you don't want my dumb stupid name it's bad#i always thought you'd find yourself a way better name someday#and anyway your REAL parents --#(sebek crashes through a wall koolaid man-style) LILIA-SAMA JUST ADMIT HE'S YOUR SON#malleus says they're family no takesie-backsies#malleus: now this does mean we're going to have to make some adjustments to your taxes#lilia:#lilia: taxes...uh...right#lilia: i have definitely absolutely been paying those for the last 400 years#lilia: unrelated but have you already told the government that i got better from being dead...or....
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(I am ~buzzing~ with ideas…. Allow me to release some)
Once Danny was an adult, he decided to join Ellie in her ‘permanent world tour’. It’s better than staying in Amity where the opinion of Phantom hasn’t gotten much better. Besides, the portal caused the veil to get weaker, allow ghost to wreak havoc where ever they want.
He’s met a lot new ghost cause of this too. Old as Mycenaean Greece to non humans who came to Earth and died there. Danny’s learnt so much from them that he’s basically a walking in Encyclopaedia.
So, Danny’s decided “fuck it.” and has it became a part-time history teacher. It’s fun! He knows the details by heart and is able to make it more fun than just droning on about the same old wars and whatever. He enjoys it, the kids enjoy it and the ghosts having their stories told!
Of course, this does cause some problems when people try to correct him. Danny’s argument? “I got them correct sources.”
And when anyone asks him how knows his sources are correct? “My source was there when it happened.”
Cue the dc world thinking that Danny’s just some immortal guy whose decided to use his immortality for good(TM)
#dp x dc#Dc x dp#dcxdp#dpxdc#dpdc#dcdp#writing prompt#I’m thinking this happens either in Gotham where everyone kind of just accepts that he’s there#Like “yup. Immortal guy. Doesn’t really do much beside tell his stories like an old man”#It would be funny if Damian ends up in his class and is so into because he can ask ANY question from ANY area/time period and Danny answers#-well enough that Damian has found a new favourite#“He’s not even family!”#“Tt.”#Or it happens in Central city#Because I think that’s also a city that would see this funky dude and just go “Yup that’s normal!”#(I JUST REMEMBERED THAT WALLY GETS WRAPPED UP IN A BUNCH OF CULTS STUFF!!!)#Wally totally goes up to Danny and starts spilling the entire case…#Without actually spilling it#Danny gives him all the missing clues in the form of the stories of (old ass god from obscure religion)#It would also be funny if Bart is his student#Like Danny 100% sometimes mixes up timelines and has to go#“Yeah so the queen stabbed the king in revenge- wait no. Sorry. the king killed the queen and the princess stabbed the king.”#Bart is BUZZING(/pos) cause he was there!! He went to that timeline to fix it!!#It’s very obvious that this immortal guy is immune to time travel shenanigans#Bart has fun subtly mention old timelines with him#Danny’s already decided this is his kid now. Back off Flash. I’m stealing your side kick.#(EVEN FUNNIER WITH BART 100% SUPPORTING THIS AND WALLY HAVING A CRUSH)#(“Nu uh! You don’t deserve Mr. Fenton!” “Dude I’m basically your older brother! If we date he becomes actual family!” “Nu uh. I claimed him#Already!” “Barttt-!”)#I need me more Danny & Speedsters
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rook: *obvious flirting* emmrich: 😲😲😲🤯🤯🤯😳😳😳??????????
bonus:
#veilguard spoilers#da4 spoilers#dragon age veilguard spoilers#da veilguard spoilers#dragon age veilguard#dragon age 4#emmrich volkarin#emmrich x rook#emmrook#rookrich#dragon age#da4edit#da4gifs#dragon age edit#dragon age gifs#video games#my gifs#UH OH UH OH GUESS WHO HAS BRAIN WORMS#me??? falling in love with a fictional old man??? who couldve seen this coming#my rook is dumb small gay and stupid. he wants that old man BAD#which makes it so funny when emmrich is constantly reacting like THIS whenever rook flirts with him#im already on my third veilguard playthrough....theres something wrong with me#love getting absolutely obsessed with a piece of media in a mentally ill way to escape from my problems <3
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king and harbinger, old and young
#hi sorry i havent been animating much cuz. i didnt fucking want to#i have my major work animations to work on so its kind of. drained the fun out of it#but this doctor who audio killed me the fuck dead so uh here#spoop combining his interests again…. who woulda thunk….#lmk#lego monkie kid#lego monkie kid fanart#monkie kid#monkie kid fanart#lmk fanart#lmk mk#lmk sun wukong#sun wukong#qi xiaotian#qi xiaotian fanart#honestly this is less of a father/son thing and more just. kinship. if that makes sense#they are alike and wukong takes a sort of refuge in that he is not the only one out there#idk how to explain it ahsbdbjdf#also in my head this is set before mk is left at pigsy’s doorstep. idk man idk
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Felt like someone really wanted me to use this thing... but it didn't interest me, so you can take it.
#gerson boom#old man deltarune#gaster#yes i am gonna tag this as uh#gerster#because we have a little food for it now#deltarune spoilers#deltarune#deltarune chapter 4#i know the knight is another suspect for giving out shadow crystals#but i dont caaaare mannnn#also the knight could just be in cahoots with gaster#hand holes. hint. it's dess it's just dess.#expect some dessknight fanart soon#deltarune fanart#my art
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They would TOTALLY say this.
#madara uchiha#obito uchiha#naruto#narutito#shit edit bc i got too lazy to draw#also am joking am JOKING#or am i#but madara in fact did NOT tell obito to do all that shit he did#but hey#same results so#no problem!!#also i REFUSE to believe madara planned Rin's whole deal#he just saw the coincidence and went 'yeah uh... i totally planned that' like the old crazy man that he is
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Forgive me.
#I built a wall and staged a baby murder in Minecraft to make this#epic the musical#odysseus epic#the odyssey#the horse and the infant#just a man#epic the musical fanart#art#fan art#digital art#procreate art#artists of tumblr#rustic space doodles#cw baby death#?#I feel like this DEFINITELY needs warnings but uh#idk what they are so if I miss one#my bad y’all#cw blood#cw war#cw murder
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Incase anyone didn’t know…. I love barbatos….
A sane amount btw
HEHEHE HSHAHAI I LOVE BARBSTOS!!! HASASHH
#barbatos fanart#obey me#I uh I uhhh I really like him….#he’s probably saying this to Solomon idk man MAYBE#locking in for him ❤️❤️#I LOVE HIM SO MUCH SHAHHEHSJAKKDJEKKN SIDMM MY NUMBER ONE MAN!!! HEHAHHAHAHAHA DIEJHAYHYAY JUAYAYAYAY#obey me art#obey me barbie#obey me dateables#om barbatos#obey me barbatos#shall we date barbatos#obey me shall we date#he so silly#om! barbatos#barbatos obey me#nightbringer barbatos#om nightbringer#om! nightbringer#obey me nightbringer#nightbringer fanart#om nb#nightbringer#barb#barbatos om#barbatos#バルバトス#おべいみー#trying new tags… errms..
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I still have 3 hours left of waiting before I can resume my progress in book 6 with every team at once so here's a few shitposts in the meanwhile, it's really fun to read so far
I went to bed around 5 am yesterday, hopefully I go through the second half before that time tonight (after the last 3hours of waiting-)
#Twisted wonderland#twst shitpost#twst book 6#Jamil you're off duty dw the cat can manage#man has professional reflex esp since he's with royalty#Oh and that awkward azul and riddle hug after sending the titan away- fantastic give me more interactions and arguing between everyone#hydra and star rogue games are great but screw that charon paddling across styx game tbh#so far rollo destroyed everything which was expected and appreciated#I do have dorm malleus + general lilia carrying the leojami team#Azuriddle team is uh.... surviving...I do have dorm ruggie + glomas idia as tanks there but oof
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Danny Is An Alternate Version Of Ra's Al Ghul And Flash Already Called Dibs On Adopting Him
Danny In All His Sleep Deprived Slightly Scuffed Up From A Fight Glory Is On His Way To Clockworks Tower To Hopefully Get A Nap And Maybe Some Homework Done When A Natural Portal Opens Up In Front Of Him And Proceeds To Unceremoniously Drop Him In The DC Verse Just Outside Of Central City Before Promptly Closing Leaving A Tired Danny Behind In A Run Down Abandoned Parking Lot.
It's Times Like This When Danny Regrets Putting Off Learning How To Make His Own Portals, Cause Now He Is Very Much Stuck For The Foreseeable Future And He Has No Idea Where Or When He Is. Luckily For Him However Central City Isn't Too Far Away, Unlucky For Him However Is That Once In The City He Realizes This Isn't His Dimension. He's Pretty Sure He'd Remember Something Called The Justice League.
So What Do You Do When Supernatural Bullshit Fails You? You Fall Back On Your Mad Scientist Roots And You Make A Portal Gun. So That's Exactly What Danny Plans To Do.
Unfortunately Staying Alive And Building Questionably Safe Portal Technology Requires Money And Supplies, So He Ends Up Wandering From City To City Doing Odd Jobs/Fixing Up Busted Tech For Cash Or Unwanted Electronics For His "Operation: Get Home" Needs. This Obviously Ends In A Few Superhero Encounter Shenanigans.
Though He Always Ends Up Back Near Central City, Both On The Off Chance The Natural Portal Will Open Up Again And Because Out Of All The Superheroes That Apparently Exist In This Universe The Speedsters Are His Favorite (Red Robin Is Solidly His Second Favorite Ever Since The Gotham Vigilante Gave Him A Large Coffee Filled With Enough Caffeine To Kill A Man).
Unbeknownst To Danny However Is That Every Hero/Vigilante He Has Encountered Has Come To At Least One Of The Following Conclusions; 1. Run Away Meta Who Is In Desperate Need Of A Good Meal/Adoption Bait. 2. Possibly Red Robin/Tim Drake Clone 3. A Good Kid But Could Possibly Be A Future Rouge If Left Unsupervised. 4. Did Bats Get A New Kid And Why Is He Here?
All Flash Knows Is That He Saw The Kid First And Therefore Has Dibs. Suck It Bruce.
Fast-forward A Few Months And Danny Gets Hurt During A Rogue Attack While Trying To Help Some Civilians Get To Safety (Old Hero Habits Die Hard (Ha Die Hard) And All That Jazz) And He Nopes Out Once Everyone Is Safe And When The Paramedics Are Busy With Other People Unaware He Left A Blood Sample Behind.
One DNA Test Brought To You By Paranoid Bat Concerns Of A Possible Red Robin Clone Later And They Find Out That Dannys DNA Matches One Ra's Al Ghul.
They Now Think Danny Is An Escaped Ra's Al Ghul Clone.
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#captain's posts#this has been haunting me#the flash/any of the speedsters:*exist*#danny:*can feel the speedforce on them* i like your vibe funny man#basically danny is actually an alternate version of Ra's Al Ghul and gets chucked into the dc vesrse#because natural portals are bitches hijinks ensue#and while i do love batfam adopting danny i think its very funny for flash to just yoink him while the big bad bat isn't looking#i desperately need him and tim to be besties tho specifically before they find out danny is an alternate Ra's Al Ghul#danny:*sitting in a park and tinkering with some circuitry* oh hey flash :)#flash: hey kid! great news i might be adopting a kid soon!#danny: oh really? thats cool-#flash:*holding out adoption papers and doing his best puppy eyes* its you. sign here.#danny:*vague memory of clockwork complaining about speedster pops into his mind* hmmm#danny:*deciding to be a little shit cause what else do you do when you're almost a year into being stuck in an alternate dimension* >=)#danny: sure why not? soooo full name or what?#flash:*didn't expect to get this far* uh-#i also really like danny being clockworks apprentice/time line clean upper so danny just remembers cw bitchin about the speedsters#also cause im a sucker for tim x danny...#tim:*having a crisis cause the cute meta kid he befriended/has a crush on may or may not be a vlone of Ra's Al Ghul* aaaaasaaaaaaaasaaaaaaa#dick: you okay buddy?#tim:*aggressively points at the dna match of danny to Ra's Al Ghul on the bat computer* AAAAAAAAAAAAAA#dick: Oh-#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#dpxdc
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Some G-Mans
#Gman#half life#g-man#after many years I have finally drawn him in a way I don’t hate#he is my top pookie next to Scarecrow so uh…get ready I might be annoying#hot creepy old man!!!!#halflife#fanart#my art
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mydei having a library is absolutely heartbreaking symbolism. it's a running gag that the kremnoan language doesn't have many words; there's no word for flee, no word for fear, even no word for love. i know the library was his family's, but still -- it is such a distinct symbol of how mydei wants to break kremnoan tradition. how he openly rejects the idea that violence is the only valid form of communication. how he always dismisses the baseless rumours surrounding his abilities, proving that he values truth over glory. we see mydei try to talk his people into reason. we see him apologize to tribbie for being rude. we even see him (begrudgingly) admit to phainon that he knows how to interpret poetry. time and time again, mydei chooses language -- and truth -- over violence. so when he invites phainon to visit his library in the next life, he's not just expressing hope -- he's asking phainon to remember him by what he really believes in. even if i become the avatar of strife, he's saying, even if you have to kill me one day -- in the next life, please see me as the person i've tried to become.
mydei knows the power of a name, perhaps because his language has so few of them. and that makes it doubly ironic that he personally has so many titles: son of gorgo. the patricidal crown prince. kingslayer. godslayer. the undying. but as krateros points out, the name he prefers is the one he uses with the chrysos heirs. and although mydei doesn't talk much, all his actions seem to say the same thing.
remember me as mydei, not mydeimos.
#amphoreus ── .✦#hsr thoughts ── .✦#hsr spoilers#hsr 3.1 spoilers#AHHHHHHHHHh mydei#this is sort of a preamble to a longer post honestly#i have so so so much more to say#especially concerning how phainon interacts w mydei#but uh. uhhh. yeah#dude 3.1 quest killed me#had me sobbing at like 5am#also how his character stories are based on extracts from texts in the library#yeah. man.#hoyo was cooking#how have all your mydei pulls been#i'm not pulling for him bc i have to save T-T#but. know that i would if i had the funds#please tell me about your mydei pulls so i can live vicariously through you#honkai star rail#hsr#hsr mydei
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Technoblade....
#not me rememebring to post this half a year after the zine it was made for got realsed becaue ei forgog#and then decided midgnight on a wednesday is the best time to post it#technoblade#philza#mcyt#yippe wohoo#i do like this thing even if soem bits bother me but whateevveerrr#missing technoblade times man augh#anyhow so yeah hi the 5 followers sho follow me for technoblade#i got you babes👍#we are listening to miotosis by fleet foxes!!#:)#also for anyone still reading im trying to be better at posting this year. which i say every year. but surley this year for realsies#<guy who thinks they post soooo often till they look in their art tag and realise they have pisted like 10 things ever probably...wops#totally gonna get better this year for sure so uh concider yourself warned because i might even follow through#so for now we are doing soem backlogging or whatever#:))#my art#see fisk i rememeber to tag my art for suureeee
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holding hands with the pope in a god honoring way????




also genuinely I’m so floored and flattered by peoples’ response to my stupid conclave brainrot, truly it’s wild that other people can even SEE what I post-
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a) WAAAAH don’t feel the need to apologize for rambling!! i’m enjoying reading people’s tags very very much! it’s very welcomed!
b) VOLO UT SIS MENTION?? on MY post?!? i feel like it’s required reading at this point, i HAVE to get around to it. truly an honor to be mentioned in the same sentence
#feat. sketches i did instead of studying whoops#the old man yaoi remains captivating#i just think they should like. take it easy for a minute.#conclave#vincent benitez#cardinal lawrence#pope innocent#call me fleabag the way that I uh#hm. no…. i shan’t say it#benítez is like a disney princess to me
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