#this was supposed to be in my vampire kazuha post but I decided not to include this aghqhsh

[tsoberi]

The clock struck one

Pairing: Kazuha x reader

Summary: Kazuha being the man of your dreams

Tags: mostly crack, fluff, some cussing, this time you're the one thats kind of high 🫶 lmk if i missed anything else

You watched as the dog laughs at the cow after it jumped over the moon. Huh.

You turn around and find a shiny white plate running away with the silver spoon on their tiny legs.

"Wait for me!" The plate quickens its pace, almost tripping in the process. The spoon cackles.

Your eyes follow the spoon and the plate before landing on a blue rat running away with a big chunk of cheese in its mouth. You also hear a little boy giggling in a distance.

Does this get even weirder? You scratch your head.

"My love." A voice echoes, you look up to see...

Oh what the fuck. 😧

Kazuha's grinning face is plastered onto the moon. If you ignore how he looks like the sun baby from the Teletubbies, you'd realize he still looks very pretty.

You stand there frozen, blinking in disbelief.

"Kazuha..?" You almost stutter.

.

..

...

A soft hand caresses your cheek, the corners of his lips slowly turn upward.

He tucks a strand of hair behind your ear.

"You're talking in your sleep again," he mumbles. "I wonder what you're dreaming about."

He closes his eyes. His arms wrap around you while his head leans on top of yours.

...

..

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"And then I saw this blue rat dashing away with cheese as big as this!" You put two fingers up for reference, almost standing up from the fluffy cloud you're sitting on. Kazuha nods along, listening to you intently.

The cow moos, stepping back to jump over your boyfriend again.

A/N: no idea what I was on but I needed to make something else while working on stuff cuz I might go insane. Very late but merry christmas ‼️‼️