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[dos-security]

[CLEARANCE LEVEL: PUBLIC – DISTRIBUTION APPROVED]

Welcome, civilian. You are now viewing the official public interface of the Department of Ontological Security.

Our mission is simple: Preserve the integrity of existence through the classification, containment, and correction of threats to reality.

We specialize in:

Ontological instability (e.g. conflicting existence states, recursive birth events)

Cognitohazards (e.g. thoughts you were not supposed to think)

Extranormal phenomena (e.g. physical laws refusing to comply)

Meta-existential violations (e.g. belief becoming flesh)

This page serves to:

Receive civilian-submitted reports via Form B-9

Answer controlled inquiries through the Public Inquiry Interface

Issue daily Integrity Bulletins to maintain narrative cohesion

Calmly insist everything is fine

You are not in danger. You were never in danger. We thank you for your continued cooperation.

Navigation:

Submit a report → Civilian Incident Report

Ask a question → Public Inquiry Line

Review logs → Daily integrity bulletin

Forget this page exists → You already have.

“The Department exists because it must. You exist because it says so.”

[kaiserouo]

if ordan karris wanna complete that sentence does that mean he also likes us?

[doctorsiren]

Part 10

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[queerprayers]

This may be the most niche thing I have ever put together but on the off chance someone else can benefit, I'm sharing it here!

For the past year I've been praying from Phyllis Tickle's Divine Hours, and I have spent many nights searching up the tune for the Vespers hymn, if I didn't happen to know it already. As I begin my second year, I decided to do the (hours worth of) work in advance, and make a PDF hymnal for myself.

If you happen to be using this prayer book, like to sing the hymns, and can sight sing or find the notes on a piano, you are welcome to have the very specific honor of also using this PDF. (Or if you just want to learn some new hymns, I guess.) This covers February through April. Feel free to download/share.

<3 Johanna

[surreal-duck]

live drama adaptations part 2 (prev)

cast reveal and girls movie night 🔥

[neoluca]

just remembered this queen... RIP sarah the help zafara... you will be missed

[batedible]

chapter 23 of the dream thieves you will always be famous

can't forget the boat shoes slander

[sleepyvib-es]

rick bringing percy and annabeth back in cameos just to consistently shit on their characters is enough to ruin my mood for at least a week

[xxplastic-cubexx]

have u seen that one picture of krakoa cherik with cats… its very special to me

YOU MEAN THIS ONE ????? it's peak isn't it i love it so much..... nao fuji is my icon and hero i can't stress how much i live for the marvel meow series

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[nots0nu]

Posted very sad (aka lazy) traditional art like. two days ago..have this to make up for that well I work on animations..

[four-pointed-leaf]

if it wasn't apparent i literally wake up, draw isat all day with basically no breaks, and go to bed at 5 am. don't... be like me.

[opbackgrounds]

The modern reboot of the Tortoise and the Hare that we deserve

[funkbun]

[lizbethborden]

I know that all of this is kind of old news, but Wikipedia really is useless for any serious or deep information. I understand its ubiquity as a quick point of reference, but truly, no wonder everyone is getting dumber. Leaving aside its massive misogynist, white supremacist, and neo-Nazi influences (all fully documented), the more you read the more you truly understand how little moderation there is, not just in terms of content but also in style. I've been noticing this for a while but it really seems to be getting worse and more extensive. I looked up Pocahontas/Matoaka and clicked on the wiki page to see if it had any biographies cited on it. It looks like somebody straight up copied and pasted an essay about the racism of the Disney movie they wrote for their Race and Gender in Media 101 course. Fuhgeddaboudit.

[deliriousblue]

last few pages of the heart killers photobook

[ryllen]

Sobbing, instead of studying I translated more of doujin page from the same artist, linking 2 more, with (shorter) summary,

this one is about trey who actually acts normal not because he wants normality, but because he feels like he has to be normal (like trauma after getting riddle into trouble), but then jade sense that side of him, and somewhat be like, it's okay not to be normal and it release tensions from trey's shoulders fhsdh when they started dating, trey kept finding himself in trouble that jade brought upon them (schoolmates suddenly wants to get into battle because they have some kind of beef on jade) when cater said, u like normal right? why are u going out with him? trey said, i don't actually dislike it (the trouble) (yea because he is actually not normal)

when azul said, jade why are u going out with trey, he seems too normal? jade be like, no he is not normal at all, trey knows there's someone behind the bench (i hope someone saved them after fshd but then there were ants, ants go for dead bodies, is he ded for real? fshdh BUT WAIT, it was raining, ANTS WON'T COME OUT WHEN IT RAINS, hey! hey!!! AUTHOR!!) but he still gave jade the umbrella calmly in conclusion, TOTES NOT NORMAL! Jade said.

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this one is about riddle becoming best friend with jade, and their unique relationship also bits of riddle realizing jade has feeling for trey and bits of floyd just started to think he likes riddle, and they all help each other (yippie!)

the writing is also in depth & brilliant, but i especially love page 61-64 where jade gave reasoning to trey not to tied himself forever on the trauma of putting riddle into trouble back then that he deserves to be happy himself when trey said "i wish i can do something for riddle" jade replied "riddle wasn't someone that only you could save." "of course it doesn't have to be me." "riddle is a strong person who can find happiness on his own if given the chance." "please be happy too"

RIGHT AT MY KOKORO.