#time cube

[fourfanetc]

dark side of the time cube

background only— happy pride month! (^^)／~~

[lowkeyed1]

I don't want to have to interact with that post so I'm saying it here, "This is like if time cube was about gender" is a fucking heater. 10/10, no notes.

bahhaahah thanks friend <3

[glowing-disciple]

Part of the beauty of Time Cube was that it originated from the era before AI. If it came out today, people would just think it’s computer generated clickbait.

[ssnakey-b]

Dere’s a bird ova dere!

This may be the most bizarrely specific piece of fanart I’ve ever made. If you’re as confused as I suspect, dear visitor, check out Fredrik Knudsen’s Twitch streams and you might eventually be able to piece it together.

I’ve had this idea trotting in my head for literally years now and since Fred is here now, I no longer have an excuse not to make it.

Also, it just occurred to me that this may be the only Richard Jancszarski fanart in existence. At least, I choose to believe it is.

[marxstradamus]

*to the tune of smooth operator* autism time cuuuuube

[yokelfelonking]

YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID AS ONE WORD BRAINED ACADEMIA PUTS USA ON PATH TO CANNIBALISM. ONE DAY WORD GOD IS SINGULARITY LIE AND CRIME AGAINST CHILDREN. NATURES HARMONIOUS TIME CUBE IS GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT AND PUTS GENE RAY AS WISEST HUMAN.

Hey what's time cube?

It’s pretty simple, really. Earth is composed of opposite hemispheres which rotate in opposite directions - equal to a zero value existence (plus & minus). As entity, the opposite hemispheres cancel out. Earth exist as 4 - 90 degree opposite corner quadrants, but not as a 360 degree circle. Earth is Cubic opposites, nothing as circle. A singularity inflicted scholar has not the mentality, freedom or guts to know that academia is a Trojan Horse mind control. Singularity brotherhood owns your brain, destroying your ability to think Cubicism. Boring academia blocks out Time Cube site and suppresses its discussion and debate.

[nupik]

i wanna own a time cube where i can flesh out tim’s entire backstory and time doesn’t pass on the outside of my cube

like if santa cared i would have a time cube and i could make a ten page lore document on the goblin town doctor, ixmock, and how he successfully replaced all of tim’s bones with identical fish bones without him knowing but we’ll never see that happen without my cube

[wasabi-gumdrop]

local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6

[thebeigeoverlord]

Remember kids: Math is fake, the Earth is round, and time is square.

[martiverseart]

What if they both want to be with somebody else but are stuck with each other nonetheless ❤️✨

[nerdy-hyperfixations]

Sometimes it confuses me that people draw Billford and then have Ford be alarmed by Bill's freak and Bill be annoyed by Ford's geek

Like no Bill wants a piece of that scientists ass *because* he'll interupt a make out session to study the mechanisms of Bill's eye doubling as a mouth. And Ford 'monster fucker' Pines would not shy away just because the triangle opens up into a cosmic mass of disconnected organs spewing blood everywhere. This would not be a problem for him.

[phantomrose96]

What the hell happens in the pikmin game?? Those little colourful bitches have been around for ages, but i never bothered looking them up, i just figured they were cute little mascots of some game. But your posts are making me question everything. Is it a horror game? (I know i could just google it, but asking you is funnier)

Yeah you're right asking me is much funnier :)

Pikmin is a fun and relaxing game! You play as a little astronaut man who gets to spend his days growing Pikmin, who are sweet and peaceful little plant creatures with leaves, buds, or flowers on their heads. You can corral them around with a little trumpet, like a bouquet of flowers following you through the pretty and whimsical landscapes of planet PNF-404 :)

Wait did I say fun and relaxing?

Sorry, typo.

It's a brutal skill-based survival game (❁´◡`❁)

So then maybe you're wondering, what's up with the Pikmin? What was that about growing a bunch of little flower guys? Well growing the Pikmin is super important!

It's super duper important mainly because you need to replace the Pikmin who die in the carnage of battle for you!

Battle against what?

Everything.

See on PNF-404, Pikmin are the bottom of the food chain. Just about every living breathing creature on this planet is orders of magnitude larger than the Pikmin and munch Pikmin by the hundreds for breakfast. Predators will do this instinctively. They will do this unprompted. They will do this while you're not looking. They will do this endlessly until every last Pikmin is dead.

So... what good are the Pikmin? What chance do they stand?

Really easy. Pikmin are the most violent creatures in the entire game 🥰🥰🥰.

How else do you survive when you're small and fragile other than incredible violence? Pikmin can exist out and about in swarms of up to 100. And the only way to survive predators as small little leaf creatures is to beat those predators to death with incredible mob violence before they can kill all of you.

Pikmin don't die like plants. They die like warriors.

And sometimes, this is the hardest mechanic to handle. Left to their own devices Pikmin will seek to shed blood. It's up to you to call them away from orchestrating their own demise, their own pursuit of the glory of Valhalla. It's in their nature. It's in their plant-blood.

And they go down hard. They shriek when snapped up in the jaws of predators. They glub and wail when drowning in water. They trill out screams when on fire. They choke and cough in poison. They die instantly to electricity. And you'll know a Pikmin is well and truly dead once it lets out a final whimper, and a ghost drifts away from where it once stood. This can happen by the dozens. This can happen to all 100 at once.

So wait, wait I've gotten far ahead of myself. Why the violence? Why the death? Why the fighting? What was that about a little astronaut man?

Well your astronaut man is Olimar, an honest and simple family man who's a freight ship captain from his home planet of Hocotate. He's a truck driver! He's just a guy taking his first vacation in years.

And a meteorite strikes his ship, tearing it to pieces as it crash-lands on a completely uncharted planet. Welcome to PNF-404...

And so you're Olimar. A truck driver. A nice dad. A victim of capitalism with the world's worst boss. Out on vacation.

Your ship is destroyed. No one is coming for you. No one will save you.

The oxygen on PNF-404 is poisonous.

You have 30 days before your life support system runs out.

You have 30 days until you die a brutal and lonely death.

Your only hope is to find every scattered missing piece of your ship--30 of them--strewn across the planet, return them to your ship, and repair it, before your 30 days are up.

But this is simply impossible. You're one tiny little man. You wouldn't be able to lift a single piece of your ship, let alone 30 of them, let alone doing so while fending off the wildlife hellbent on killing you.

But the Pikmin seem to like you...

So all that death? All the carnage and destruction? It's all in the effort to repair Olimar's ship before he suffocates. You pave a path of destruction decorated with the bodies of any creature that stands before you and your missing ship pieces.

The Pikmin do it. The Pikmin trust you. The Pikmin follow your command and die by your command. After all, you're growing their species. Oh did I forget to explain that part? The "how" of how growing Pikmin works?

Simple. Pikmin are grown from the corpses of the creatures they kill :).

If you kill something, the Pikmin take it back to their base and process it for pieces, and grow new Pikmin from it. That's how you get all the nice little flower creatures following you around. :)

Is it good enough? Can you sleep at night knowing that 50 creatures who trusted you implicitly were slaughtered under your misdirection? All to retrieve a hunk of metal which is 1/30 of the hope of getting you home alive? 100 slaughtered? 200? Day 30 is approaching. Things are looking bleak.

You're Olimar. Day 30 has arrived, and you haven't fully reconstructed your ship. You have no option to stay. Your life support has run out. You watch the Pikmin you've left behind, as you attempt to start up your ship which has not been safely repaired.

You try to take off, and try to make it home.

It does not go well.

But at least the Pikmin have another corpse to carry.

[whereserpentswalk]

My conspiracy theory is that cubes secretly have 8 sides but are hiding two of them somewhere to trick me

[doctorsiren]

sorry for the lack of posting, I’ve been swamped with doing art for finals as well as just end of the semester stuff, but I replayed Portal 2 this week and drew up some thumbnails for fun

[evilherehotel]

this is driving me insane why would they put us on a cliffhanger like that

+ bonus leafy drawing. what is her problem

[xanderindisguis]

Cubed and . Sphered