#times square hate

[klspacecadet]

it’s always so weird reading a fic or literally anything that takes place in ny and clearly isn’t written by someone who lives here. The tourist lenses are so obvious and tbh whenever nyc is even mentioned in a piece of writing I have to stop and cringe it’s so bad… Please don’t write your characters as tourists in new york I might have a heart attack and die of cringe

the one enstars movie was bad enough for me, I absolutely despise the romanticization of nyc it makes me want to shrivel up and die every time

it is not as nice here as you think it is it’s literally the same as dc, new haven, chicago, (boston too probably but I haven’t been there), etc.

and time square is WEIRD it’s like a tourist hellhole of bright lights and grown adults in character costumes I avoid it at all costs

[locusfandomtime]

The maths fandom is wild. “Real” and “imaginary” numbers? I think you mean canon and non-canon. You guys seriously go “this is my number oc his name is i and he is the square root of -1” when in numbers canon lore it’s actually impossible to square root a negative but sure whatever. “Complex numbers”? I think you mean a character x oc ship. “f(x) = 3x - 5”? That is self-insert fanfiction.

[ari-continues-to-exist]

Springtrap but I put him in a suit

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[aashiqeddiediaz]

9-1-1 season 7 billboard || times square, new york city

[kibpo]

spedran this before my lab demo. um. he is in posession of the worlds smallest piece of toast

[prismfractals]

i wanted to send a WIP to a friend who hasn’t started on s2 of squid game yet and ended up with this eldritch horror ass censor for in-ho’s face 😭

[dedfly]

I love how my cookie doesn't look like my of at all lmao

10/10 now I'm the one watching Affogato

[pnfc]

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[janamensch]

Xantheus just keeps making those decisions huh

[soaps-mohawk]

I just started cackling over a thought I had, and needed to share it. Omega is feeling very restless and wants something fun to do, so after some thought they start stretching really well, and then put on some running shoes. Wanders over to the rec room where the pack is all sitting around. We approach Soap who is most likely to react the best; slapping a hand on his shoulder and yelling: “you’re it! No tag backs!” And turning tail and sprinting back out of the rec room while giggling like crazy. Now you may be thinking, they are grown adults, but Soap and Gaz would absolutely play tag with us, and as much as Ghost and Price would think it might be childish…. The packs omega is running, and it will trigger their hunting instinct. Could consider it training. But also soap slowly turns back from us to everyone else, and then everyone just scatters.🤣

You know what's funny...I was just talking about something similar with a friend 😂

Except it wasn't playing tag, it was the reader having to write "'mega's snacks" on all her food because the guys would eat them otherwise. Kyle and John leave them alone because they're sane individuals. Johnny still tries and gets chased when he gets caught. Simon uses Johnny's distraction to sneak snacks for himself 😂

No but the reader so would do that. There's not far to run in the barracks but doing it as training? Just a bunch of kids out there playing tag and having fun chasing the reader. Until Johnny is it, then it's utter chaos. He's definitely the kid that took P.E. way too seriously. Super competitive and active and was always captain when playing sports.

[plasmara]

HI SPIDERMAN ANON HERE

AND YEESSSSS i definitely wrote the ask with the upside down kiss in mind… the kiss will be messy. awful. they both enjoyed it. then kai feels really guilty (but is it really cheating if it’s a one sided attraction? he’s loyal nd stupid like that) and avoids the spiderman like a plague. but it won’t last long bcs the next day he’s in like . a middle of a bank robbery or something. spider boy swoops in and saves the day again. and he looked good while doing it. kai is fucked

and after that convo on the rooftop jay would try to find kai’s crush like lowkey stalking him in school… watching everyone around kai carefully. but he got no luck bcs instead he would catch kai looking at him??? in an endearing way??? and jays gonna b like Huh . That’s weird. Does he know that i’m spiderman?

and then eventually jay knows that cole knows… and he became that Guy in The Chair but instead of helping spiderman stuff, jay annoys cole to helping him woo kai. cole is Not Interested but he likes drama, sooo… what the hell. Sure.

I SWEAARRRRR i have a lot of stuff to say abt this au but my head is empty atm. i need something angsty….. tasm level of angst. make kai fell off the build—

reading the tags, yes i also had a thing for secret identity miscommunication i think it’s Peak. Absolute Cinema. mlb definitely got something to do with it i’m blaming chat noir specifically.

HIIIIIIII btw I haven’t stopped thinking ab this au for a single second . Like. it’s rotting in my brain. kai being loyal to a boy who won’t even meet his eye in chem class while simultaneously making out with the same boy in spandex and tearing himself up about it??? cinematic. tragic. stupid. i love it with my whole heart

LMFAOOOO WAIT. kai sees any crimes happening after the kiss and immediately runs the other way. he’s like “nope. can’t risk seeing that spider Freak. i have no self control and i will kiss him again.” he sees an old lady getting mugged and sprints in the oppo direction. child abduction? sorry. not his business today. this ain’t about him. spider-man is not catching him emotionally vulnerable again when he’s Supposed to be pining over his dumbass friend

OKAJSHWKSUSKSLDJDM OK. Wait I jsut thought this one up. jay trying to wingman himself like. Brings spiderman up at lunch like hahahaha guys so . What do u think about him. Sexy no? and cole’s just staring at him laughing like u must be kidding. this is ur big plan? And jay is kicking him under the table but kai is too busy trying to formulate a response to notice. overcompensates So hard. “No. I actually think he’s a little too full of himself. Too cocky. Kind of annoying. too many cool flips. I hate him. and u know what? Yeah. i hate spiders too.” and jay’s too devastated to notice kai trying to ask him to be his homecoming date before he storms off and suddenly there’s news reports of spiderman threatening to Kill Himself

U know what. What’s crazy. what’s crazy anon is i’m bringing these nice fun little scenarios to the table and you pull out tasm . Deranged behaviour .to go from “hahaha they like each other and don’t know it <33” to “let him die in his arms” in one breath??? Ur insane (or keep going i’m listening)

[clownsuu]

Big mama moment ❤️

I wanna hug her

Also I hope you dont mind, I really wanted to color something so I could practice my rendering and you're a huge inspiration to me

aYO COLORED MOB FEM!ROB-!!!!

[as-in-petrichor]

Ya'll, should I make a circular blanket?

[dandelight]

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[bluecubeblues]

Sky with a pipe

What crimes will they commit

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[lautity]

ok. harmony jones pngs

pillow / ring / rug / everything else from pinterest :) for @haileydilmore

felt bad abt the lack of actual plants in this so heres extras :)