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0nlyhere4phil · 5 months ago

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THATS WIFE RIGHT THERE

#HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEE #LOML #amazingphil #dan and phil #phil lester #phan #tipsy talk

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tipsychicks · 2 months ago

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#tipsychicks #supper club #tipsy talk #vodka #sourdough #sourdougbread #bread #breadhead

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tyzixs · 1 month ago

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girl i hate drinking its fun but then its just oh i gotta piss oh wait i gotta piss again

#personal #tipsy talk

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housecow · 3 months ago

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have i told y’all how much i love the cellulite in my thighs??? perfect dimples and it’s all sooooo fat and soft 😭

#am tipsy ngl #talk

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saamaton · 11 months ago

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i'm normal about the difference in their hand sizes btw

#soooo normal so cool #the lenght the thickness the everything #still talking about hands to be clear #i'm a but tipsy for the record #landoscar #twinklaren #oscar piastri #lando norris #hungarian gp 2024 #formula 1 #l

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steviewashere · 3 months ago

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Mmmmm

"Losing My Religion" by R.E.M.

A Steddie break-up fic where Steve, hopeless romantic Steve, is in a whirlwind romance with Eddie. And Eddie who finally gets his big break and plans to leave Hawkins in the rear view. It starts slowly, just little things Steve doesn't take to heart: Eddie getting distracted in the middle of a cuddle session or a kiss or even sex, Eddie pulling away quicker (but he's still loving on Steve so he doesn't really care), maybe cancelling more on their date nights or claiming that he's got plans already made with the Corroded Coffin boys.

And then the space between them just gets bigger and bigger and bigger, and Steve is left behind in the dust. Abandoned again. He's always looking to Eddie, but Eddie's not looking back. They're arguing more. There's a knot, a strain weighing on their relationship.

When Steve begins to pull back, Eddie barely puts in the effort to keep him tethered. And Steve, gullible and hopeless romantic Steve, lets Eddie get away with it. Because any attention is better than none. Even if he's going to bed alone every night, waking up to a going cold space beside him. Even if he's biting his fist during an argument, saving the tears for a quick shower. Even if he has to choke back on his emotions, because any big outbursts he thinks will push Eddie further away. Will spiral them out farther.

But then Eddie just abruptly leaves. Leaves their life, their friends, Hawkins as a whole. And Steve has to get his number through Wayne, who thought the boys were still together.

And it's not until Eddie answers with a, "Hello? Oh—hold on, babe, somebody's on the phone," that Steve finally puts two and two together. They aren't even dating anymore. He hangs up before say anything.

Eddie's left with the distant sound of somebody breathing on the other side and the dial tone. Never to hear from Steve again.

...anyway!

#stranger things #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #angst #break up fic idea #I don't know if this would be an unhappy ending though if I wrote it...I don't think I can do that to my babies #I think they wouldn't talk to each other for a very very very long time. Like more than fifteen years worth of time.#But maybe Steve follows Robin out to California. Something about college and queer scenes or whatever #And he's in a queer bar with Robin #except she's abandoned him for the night to mack it with a girl in the corner of the club #he's tumbling outside to have a smoke. except he turns the corner out the door and bumps into somebody.#somebody who is a very very very healthy and attractive and obviously happy eddie. also having a smoke #and steve lets eddie light up their cigarettes #and they stand next to each other in mutual silence #steve is there contemplating them as a whole #until he promptly bursts into tears. still trying to stifle the way he used to when they were together #and all eddie can do is offer up his bandana. offer to wipe his cheeks #and it sends steve spiraling because eddie is still so sweet and gentle. even if they're total strangers now. even if they're fucked over #and then steve makes a dumb decision to get tipsy with eddie and they go back to eddie's and do y'know what #and he wakes up the next morning completely nude in eddie's bed. next to eddie who's got reading glasses on and reading #something completely domestic and warm #and steve decides he's had enough and asks if they could talk. if they could hash it all out. and that he'd leave afterwards if it's all ba #and eddie immediately is ready to listen. because he knows he deserves whatever steve has to say to him.#somehow it ends with the both of them crying. eddie profusely apologizing. yada yada yada #kiss kiss fall in love 2.0

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what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom · 7 months ago

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Guys, hang on.

What if........ Emma-may... Southern Black Woman.......... Guys.... Think about it, that's all I ask 🙏🙏

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franollie · 6 months ago

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if dee just went to a lesbian bar and got super wasted she’d have 20 year old gay girls hanging all over her begging her to ruin their lives

#fran talks #delete later #im only a little tipsy rn but im probably gonna regret posting this #its always sunny

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tzarrz · 2 years ago

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to all people who said PART 1 made them laugh - i lov u 💗 this is for u

#look...i know it's been a month but hear me out-#guys don't yell he's really trying okay!!#NOT a mean ww truther bc he really isn't mean like at all #not in an intentional way #he's just stressed and embarrassed and tipsy here give him a break #he's swagless & thinks it's yet another reason he's unlovable (untrue)#dont worry woowoo vash also severely lacks in the swag department #but funny doodles aside i have other more serious art of them already posted + in the works #their understanding of each other ends up being so deep #but at the same time they manage to be so utterly stupid about it #how do they manage? i don't know #they just make me want to tear my hair out #you're important to each other!!!! get!! that!!! thru!! ur! HEADS!!!!#neither of them think they deserve what they want/need #i'm inconsolable actually nobody talk to me (talk to me please)#see using words isn't so hard. stupid fictional men #(she thought she did something with those tags)#times are hard but i stay silly #by that i mean i re-read vol 10 #on the daily.#vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #nicholas d wolfwood #trimax #trigun #tzarrz

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tipsychicks · 3 months ago

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#tipsychicks #tipsy talk #supper club #champagne #toast #cheers #Spotify

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anghraine · 3 months ago

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You know, this is not the Star Wars x Star Trek comparison I would have thought I'd make in a million years until I watched TOS and discovered just how skewed the pop culture osmosis version of TOS is, but...

"Operation: Annihilate":

MCCOY [looking at Sam Kirk's corpse]: Is this your brother, Jim? KIRK: Sam. It is my brother. Was my brother. MCCOY: I'm sorry, Jim. The boy's unconscious, but he's still alive. KIRK: Peter? MCCOY: I'd better get the boy and his mother back to the ship. I can't do much for them down here. KIRK: Get ready to beam up. MCCOY: McCoy to Enterprise. Prepare to beam up party of four. SPOCK: Captain, I understand how you must— KIRK: Yes. Yes, Mr. Spock. You heard my sister-in-law say something about they being here. Your guess?

A New Hope:

WILLARD: When we heard about Alderaan, we feared the worst. LEIA: We have no time for sorrows, Commander. You must use the information in this R2 unit to help plan the attack.