#tittymonster

[widestwaistlines]

"Oh darling, believe me when I say I'm absolutely flattered that you'd offer yourself like this, but...I'm afraid I have to look at the facts here, and a few squeezes at a cute bimbo-to-be's boobs aren't worth blimping up and ruining my waistline in prime photoshoot season. You'll have to be more convincing, sweetie~"

More headpats are provided by the smug blonde, tits still hypnotically wobbling before the shorter girl.

Now she's short-circuiting. It's one thing to have the upper hand by blowing up your friend's boobs in public and flustering her.

It's another for same tittymonster friend to be practically ara-araing you when that's a weakness you never knew you had.

"I said I'd hide it! You know I can! Also who said I'm a bimbo-to-be I'm gonna turn the sliders back down eventually I can even do that right now I was just being fair and everything and aaaaaaaaaaah!"

[devouring-hive]

heck yeah megapears

"Dunno what you're talkin' about boss, I'm as much of a tittymonster as they come y'know? Comes with the programming~"

She's in denial about it. She used to be in denial about being fat at all, but she's since moved on from that and is now just sulky about having (comparatively) tiny tits.

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[pandarensoul]

Offical AR line up Friday: Talon Zenyatta Saturday: Leonardo/a da Vinci Sunday: Mega Milk/Titty Monster #animerevolution #ar #anirev #cosplay #zenyatta #zenyattacosplay #overwatch #overwatchcosplay #leonardodavincicosplay #leonardodavinci #assassinscreed #assassinscreedcosplay #meme #megamilk #megamilkcosplay #tittymonster #tittymonstercosplay #trap #trapcosplay

[cheesymanfredo]

Tag a “titty monster” (then tell them to hit up my DM’s) #manfredoart #bongoandluna #clowngirl #clownfetish #tittypoke #tittymonster #webcomic #webtoon #comic #clown #honk #comedy

[hakunonon]

we (justifiably) complain about heights a lot, but type moon - and let’s be real, anime as a whole - also need to stop being such abject cowards when it comes to depicting girls’ weights. do they think i’m going to lose interest in a character the moment i find out she weighs more than 60 kilos? the fools. the absolute buffoons.

[solar-systr]

Pinned Post Thingy

Oh yeah since we are Doing Things on Tumblr, might as well adapt to the new meta

Welcome any who read this to our hive of hornt and villainy! And a bunch of other stuff we feel like too, but a lot of horny too, heads up!

We are the 'Solar' system, terminally online transfemmes from NZ! Consisting of

[Anthy] (#anthy.exe)

-It/She

-pan gray-asexual

-terminal flirt/slut and tittymonster of positivity

-height can vary but 6'9 by default

-pink hair and yellow/gold heart eyes

-thicc in general, even apart from being stacked to high heaven

'S' (#s.exe)

-She/her

-Allosexual bisexual

-musician/guitarist (often Bard type and/or general mage in more fantastical contexts)

-The Smart/Sassy One

-6'3 and slim/lean

-black hair

-more tomboy-ish

+Kyrie+ (kyrie.exe)

-They/It/Any

-omnisexual aromantic agender femme non-human

-resident Gender: Monster, Anime/JRPG Villain, often somewhat eldritch in nature

-leans femme bc of the other two most of the time, but very open to vibing any kind of way

-long-ish silver/white hair, slender and violet eyed, but a potent shapeshift so Variable

-arch-hedonist, down for anythin in ways both sensual and otherwise

If you wanna hang out, our dms are open, or just vibing and hanging out with likes/reblogs if also good too if you're into our interests!

[memecucker]

every time you rb some tittymonster with greasy food dropping down her cleavage i feel the whisper of titzits manifesting on my body in the same way i feel pain in my feet and ankles when i watch misery starring cathy bates

interesting

[kiunlo]

we're always calling eachother OP whenever we don't know each other and we want to talk to the original poster, because typing out their username feels personal...like you are treating that person like you know them, even though you've never spoken to them before seeing their post. it's like pulling someone into a deep, crushing hug when you've just met them. it's too much, you don't know them, settle down mister before you make someone uncomfortable.

but sometimes it's just because the op's username is something bonkers like tittymonster3000 and "hey tittymonster, here's some tips on how to get your game working properly" is too fucking ridiculous to type out

[gaystuffgarbage]

Here's a massive tittymonster

[senritsu]

Im glad they dont have pink nipples <3 togashi woke bae

ABYDJDNKASNGDJ.. tbh I don’t know how much say togashi has over the colors in the colorized version of the manga - where i think the wiki pulled that image from but yes<3 the horrific labiaface tittymonster is making such strides for intersectional feminism<3

[dasha-aibo]

It feels like the destruction of Sheeva's look was a part of the deliberate de-sexy-ing of the game. She was a tittymonster who dressed revealingly with no more armor than guards on their forearm or small bits on the shoulder or knee like the other Shokan.

But why change the face? She was already monstrous and unusual.

[violet-author]

Noncanon: 8 At Night

[The house phone rings, and Ardata picks up, the unmistakable tone of a full of herself cerulean on the other line, and is promptly hung up on, then again she calls... Eridan's wizard tome reading is interrupted by the phone being handed off to him... while he answers, Feferi gets a tip off of where he lives from Karkat, and starts making her way over.]

Eridan: Hello?

Vriska: Your rude 8itch roomm8 hung up on me the first time I called. You wanna explain that?

Eridan: I don't think anyone needs a fuckin explanation to hang up on you.

Vriska: Well THAT'S hurtful!

Eridan: So is your existence. *he clearly sounds tired, and annoyed as well, he was really getting into his studying*

Vriska: Wow, what crawled up your ass and died?

Eridan: My patience, wwhat the glubbin hornrubbin rancid fuck do you wwant?

Vriska: To set up a d8 with your sorry ass.

Feferi: *she's walked up to the door... ready to knock... she misses having someone follow her orders after all...*

Eridan: A date. Wwith you. Sure sure wwhy not? It's not like I havve better things to spend my money on you curvy saltbiscuit bitch.

Feferi: *speaking softly to herself* sounds lik-E ) (-E's alr-Eady g-Etting ) (is quadrants on...

Eridan: I wwould lovve to wwaste hundreds of dollars and all my sense on a night out wwith a manipulative swaghording tittymonster. Howw's friday sound?

Vriska: *she's sighing in disappointment, this isn't blackrom sarcasm, but... she'll call him on his bluff*, Friday is gr8 for me, pick me up at 8, we'll go drinking! And uh... keep your roomm8 away from me.

Eridan: ...*he relents in his refusal...*, sure.

Feferi: *a tinge of jealousy marks her quickened pulse, and she abandons her little quest and rushes home*

Vriska: Perfect...

Ardata: iiif she triiies anythiiing iii'm not responsiiible for any broken bones.

Eridan: Don't wworry. I can handle anyfin.

[pandarensoul]

❇After the first two photos they are lewd.❇ Got some actual good photos of the costume #megamilk #megamilkcosplay #tittymonster #tittymonstercosplay #cosplay #trap #trapcosplay #meme

[titleknown]

would you read a living funko pop tf story or was that a joke

Well, I’d read it less for the sake of arousal and more for the sake of “holy shit, this exists,” kinda like any given Bizarro Fiction story.

Some examples I can think of are a semi-anthro PS4 TF and a (sadly lost due to the creator deleting it in a fit of shame) Monster Factory parody called, I shit you not, “Tittymonster Factory: Making The Perfect Maid”

[cesium-sheep]

I did go ahead and test coord it, the person I bought it from said it was too short but honestly I think it’s okay as long as I have actual otks instead of knee socks (it could still use an underskirt anyway because it’s about the same length as the petticoat so since the lowest longest layer of the skirt is translucent you can kind of see the petticoat, but it’s still passable.)

it pairs great with my sofflesong blouse, but I think I need to give up and get the next size up of that blouse cuz one of the buttons just straight unbuttoned itself under pain of titty. I’m not averse to having a chest at all but I do sure fuckin get tired of being a tittymonster. (the sleeves were too tight on me too anyway.)

I went with the brown wig as it would make the pink and blue kc stand out better, and it helps anchor the brown of the bears instead of the pink possibly becoming overwhelming. and the purple otks go great with it, there’s no purple in the dress but there’s a ton of pink and blue so it still matches just fine. it’s probably still worth leaving the solid color kc on my wishlist though, since for example it definitely wouldn’t go with marine bear with all that pink.

arin took a bunch of pictures but she hasn’t given me any of them yet :v