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“Listen, I know I look tiny, but I’m starving over here. I eat at least five times a day, and I feel like I’m going to die if we don’t go and get something to eat. So what do you say? Wanna come with?”
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“What is the difference between magenta and pink? I really don’t see it.”
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"All right, so my professor is somehow under the impression that all his students want to sleep with him. Gross."
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“I am in a real need of wanting a dog as a pet, i used to have one until my baby Monty died and would really love another dog. But i don’t think I have time to look after a dog.”
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“God I’m exhausted. Cheer practice has been kicking my ass.”
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I knew planning a wedding wasn’t going to be the easiest thing in the world to do, but if I have to choose between one more flower arrangement or seating chart, I very well may snap.
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“Why do I have to read this again? What’s so important?”
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"I would really like to know who thought it was funny to bust out my front glass window last night. The Bean will be closed today til I can get someone out to fix it tomorrow."
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