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[undermine-the-instinct]

would love for u to go into more detail about ur sesshomaru headcanons hehe <3

Okay bestie, I woke up from my nap for food so rapid fire- *cracks knuckles*

Sesshoumaru's teeth can extract and re-tract, but he doesn't do it often unless he's transforming or really mad. He thinks it makes him look undignified and sees how scared it makes Rin.

Same thing with his nails, and he can control the level of acidity in his poison claws. He can also turn it into a gas (smh chemical warfare in warring states Japan)

He's a very done or none kind of guy. He doesn't know what he wants from you- actually, gods be damned, no, he's infatuated. Alright. Alright. You're both getting married. No kids yet, you already have Rin. You're marrying a demon so you'll wear white and red. I think White for death, since he's still a youkai, and red since it's a common color for Chinese brides. Even though he's Japanese we see him wearing that patterned Chinese robe, so I assume he spent some time there on his conquest trials.

He was always in a superiority complex with his dad, and so when he was younger he so upset with his father, before Inuyasha, that he tried to cut and dye his hair. His mother was so angry she transformed and almost ate him. He's never cut it since.

Very dry and rare humour too, but If you don't like spice he will purposefully find something to eat that's ridiculously hot, and then kiss you like nothing's wrong. Why do you keep squirming? Hold still.

I also have a headcanon where eventually, they meet Inuyasha's group and he's SOOOO MAD about how much you love his brothers ears. He only weathers through it bc of how happy you are seeing items from your era (you asked if your children would have his pointed ears or fluffy ones and the idea endeared him horribly.) You and Kagome have meetups every few months or so and you keep getting strange and stranger things.

Kagome gives you a camera with plenty of film, but you forget to turn the flash off, so accidentally flash bang jaken and Sesshoumaru when you first went to take a picture. Jaken's eyes are more sensitive so he went blind for a few seconds and now, if Sesshoumaru ever sees the thing in your hands, he's going to snatch it and flashbang you 😖🤣.He says he doesn't know how it works in that dry voice of his but you know enough to take a picture right? You always have show him and to beg for it back before he gives it to you.

He took and keeps a half formed, blurry photo of you and Rin picking flower heads for herbs. Jaken and A-un are in the blurry background. He knows how to work a camera he just likes how you laugh when you hide your face from it.

[eldritchmochi]

MOCHI! the zmeess commission?!!?!?!?!?!? Omfg my favourite shadowgast author getting commission from my favourite shadowgast artist, Mochi you've orchestrated my death, I'm gone from this world

swooshes baculum be revived!!

[one-hit-boy-wonder]

"lol tiktok users would rather learn mandarin than come to tumblr" yeah man that's crazy. who would have thought that people from the video-based dopamine-machine app wouldn't decide to join the text- and image- based no-algorithm website?

[clonerightsagenda]

I was rambling on the issue of museums and human remains and how certain populations are more likely to have their bodies put on display to be gawked at and then went "well I guess the Pompeii casts were of Europeans. there are bones in there right?" and Googled it to make sure, at which point I confirmed that yes there are bones in there, but more interestingly DNA testing revealed that a cast of an adult holding a child everyone assumed was a mother and child were, in fact, a man and a kid entirely unrelated to him. Honestly that's more moving to me. Maybe they were connected in a way other than blood, but maybe a stranger saw a child when the world was ending and thought the one thing he could do was hold them.

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

[stealingyourbones]

Every single week I cycle through a different coffee shop in my town and ask the barista to make me their favorite drink in a medium. I have an entire spiel:

“All milk is fine, caffeinated and not caffinated i’m game, hot and iced both work, it can be coffee or tea or anything.”

It has yet to fail me. Every time I have tried a new drink I never would have thought to try and every one I’ve had has been amazing. The true delight I’ve seen in baristas faces pondering on what to make me and the joy they have when I like the drink always makes my day and I hope it makes theirs too. It’s the little things of kindness that can make someone’s day and I feel that it helps the world be kinder. Highly recommend doing this yourselves.

[camilleflyingrotten]

[t0ast-ghost]

Can’t explain it but they’re really cunty in this photo

[wolviestars]

leg over logan's shoulder????

[dandeliont3aandsageleaves]

Bruce: *putting superman to shame with his workout routine*

Clark: Hey Bruce, is everything okay? Did Bane get out again?

Bruce, without pausing: I tried to pick Jason up last week but I ended up dropping him. I need to get stronger so I can carry all of my kids >:(

[gaywineauntsstuff]

Bane holding Dick dressed as Batman: I promise I will break your back as well

Bane attempts to snap dicks spine

Dick: *bends*

Bane: *straightens Dick back and tries to snap dicks spine over his knee*

Dick ‘I wanted to be a contortionist in the circus’ Grayson: bends to accommodate shape of knee

Bane: wut

Dick: … I’m Batman?

Bane: …

Dick: idk man it seemed appropriate for the moment

Bane:….

[thesunoficaruss]

big fan of romance horror. big fan of terrible people still being loved. big fan of bending morality and turning the grotesque into something beautiful.

[wolfythewitch]

Eye nako

[ciderjacks]

What ppl don’t understand about Kabru (of Utaya) is that his natural state is not bitter hater. That’s Chilchuck. Kabru is only a bitter hater around Laios bc Laios has a unique talent for pissing other autistic ppl off. Kabru’s natural state is being a weird overly talkative charismatic freak who’s way too much in everyone’s business. He’s like a cheery yoga mom on 800mg of caffeine and no sleep.

[ink-the-artist]

Girls when their periods sync