#to dump my thoughts

[holy-reference-in-a-username]

How does Tom feel about monster Tom/vampire Matt? Do they remind him of any "books" he likes?

...

[rottmntrulesall]

Thinking about how this implies that izuku talks about katsuki when he’s with her

[hymnoeides]

Do you fw vikjayce

No ghey make my stomach hurt

[bixels]

in case you wanna know how bad things are on twitter rn.

[hinamie]

back on my free! brainrot

[ato-dato]

I don’t think they’re ugly. But I think the number of times Jean has begged him to buy new clothes is astronomical.

[thephantomsdream]

I just saw a tiktok about two girls laughing their ass off because some firefighters tried to enter their house through their balcony because someone called them thinking there was fire in their house. It was a bonfire youtube video on their flatscreen.

Imagine, though. Like for real. That's so fucking funny because I imagine firefighter!John being absolutely fucking determined on the job. Everything has to be done perfectly, so when they got the call, he grabbed Johnny by the collar and RUSHED. So when they placed the ladder to the floor where you were staying (after a helpful neighbor that he assumed was the caller pointed the balcony), he took no time to climb up, focused, Johnny behind him. Just as he placed his foot on the balcony, he narrowed his eyes and gritted his teeth, but he had no time to turn around and say anything since a screetch startled him.

Just as you were leaving the shower, humming to yourself in a big fluffy towel that was still a little tight around your plump body, panties in hand while going to your living room to grab your phone, a man startled you. A whole man jumped onto your small balcony and you screamed your lungs out.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!" You'd basically holler and since it wasn't cold outside, the door was opened for him to step up with his hands in the air. Of course, you did recognize the uniform, and as the man took a step closer to you, another head appeared behind him.

"Jeesus Chreist..." The second man said, and you scream again.

"GET OUT!" As instinct took over, you threw the first thing in your hand at him, seeing how a pair of (kinda ugly) panties landed on his head, the man stared startled at you before clearing his throat, yet he only spoke after his eyes gave you a whole one over, from toes to head, look on his face unmistakable.

"Ma'am, we've been alerted that there is fire in your apartment—"

"GET THE FUCK OUT!"

Silence followed, nobody moved. In the heat of the moment, you really didn't realize your proper state, nor what you threw at him, but looking at his gloved hands and realizing he was now holding your panties, you almost fainted on the spot. And why would everything go your way, though? Because as you got startled before, your towel moved, unhooking from how you placed it around your body, and with another screetch, you barely grasped at it as it started to fall.

A whistle was heard as you ran into your room, your flip-flops paddling and sounding like a drunk duck running away, adding a layer of embarrassment to the whole ordeal, yet you did catch the first man basically smack the second.

A few minutes later, kinda properly dressed, you come out to see the men aren't there anymore. You're fuming, understandably, and just about then, someone knocked at the door.

John had to apologize properly, didn't he? He couldn't have his future missus mad at him for long. He threw you a disarming smile, giving you a one over once again, your panties pocketed deep in his uniform's pants.

[paintedcrows]

Assorted Gravity Falls doodles!

[silliergoofierclown]

Woof The Electric State fanart baby ✌️ Me when I obsess over a movie NO ONE LIKES

its okay guys I’ll be the only one in this god damn fandom fueling it with homosexual fanart like usual 🫶😘 Literally adore these two, I never knew how much I could enjoy robot x human tropes

[cherry-coffees]

thinking about Caitlyn pulling you into her lap just because she can. because she's tall asf (6"1 in canon). because she has so much paperwork and things to sort out for Piltover, but she also just loves you and wants you close.

so she calls you into her office just to tug you into her lap and wrap her arms around you, resting her chin on your shoulder as she continues with her paperwork. and when you run a hand through her hair and press a kiss to her temple, murmuring sweet nothings when she's stressed, she sighs in relief because there's nowhere else she'd rather be than surrounded by your sweet embrace.

and you know that Caitlyn forgets to have dinner if she's super swamped with work, so you end up tugging her out of her office — though not without protest. you take her to some late-night takeout place that's nearby, and the food is just okay. but the two of you in sweats, laughing over little things that happened in each of your days that seemed important at the time but really don't anymore...that's what fills you with so much happiness that you stop talking to just smile at her. and when Caitlyn asks why you're looking at her like that, you just shrug and respond: "I just love you." and, like she so often does, she pulls you around the table and right back into her lap to murmur in your ear:

"I love you too, my darling. So much."

[erineas]

I have a lot of old Horror art I love to revisit from time to time

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

Aroace Sonic pt 11

I have FeelingsTM about these cotton-candy colored friends

1. Behold! The line! When it comes to forms of physical affection Sonic is chill with a lot of stuff, but the last thing he ever wants to do is truly hurt his friends so you best beleive he gets serious in putting some things in the off-limits box for their sake. (And after that line is established he's back to teasing and being a little self-absorbed like nothing happened. Moving past it so they don't have time to feel embarrassed.)

2. Amy's begrudging about it, but he hit the nail on the head. She's a little embarrassed he read her so easily but she's not exactly surprised. (She is crushing on this guy for a reason and it's not just cause he's cool.)

3. Whether or not Sonic really kissed Rouge or if it was just the angle is still up for debate but that didn't matter here. What matters is Amy's reaction to thinking he did. He could have easily said that's not what happened but that wouldn't have addressed the real issue. So instead of exactly confirming or denying he goes right for the actual problem. He does this type of thing a lot, letting people assume certain things about him so he can get to the root of the issue. As he says, he's fine with being the bad guy sometimes. (Not that he's being bad here but y'know what I mean he's okay with conflict.)

[yeenking]

feel like shit, i dont have a consistent style but i love my boys. How are yall so good at drawing the memory gun??? what are yall doing?? anyways, this is an accumulation of basically my "favorite" drawings on my computer, some better than others

[wiklm]

saiki unnecessarily buying that rabbit plush for chiyoh with his own money just bc he saw her looking at it is fucking frying me actually. man you lying liar. “these people aren’t my friends” my ASS. saiki kusuo when i catch you saiki kusuo

[collophora]

Do yourself a favor and go read the entire fanfic work of @fanfoolishness

(In order: Under sun and shade, Blind Side, and Breathless (patching up is one of my fav too, I just had no cool sketch idea for it)

[jeonscatalyst]

In sleep, our defenses are completely down. We don’t perform, we don’t think….we just are.

Jungkook continuously and unconsciously moving back to sleep on Jimin’s arm even after being nudged away, speaks so much volumes.

We could chalk it up to familiarity. After all, Jimin was the person Jungkook was most familiar with out of everyone there. But it’s the context of the whole thing plus their sleep history that makes all the difference.

Jungkook saying he didn’t know why he did it…that he guessed he just wanted to lean on him…did it for me. It struck me because it felt….honest. As vulnerable as it may have made him seem, he didn’t try to hide behind an excuse. I feel like the usual Jungkook might have played it off by saying the space was tight or coming up with some other exuse but he didn’t. He was straightforward about it, no matter how it made him look. Far cry from GCFT Jungkook who said he only took so many pictures and videos of Jimin because there was no one else there. (Sure Jk, sure)

If you want to know where the heart rests, watch what the body does when the mind is asleep.

Jungkook’s body, in its most unguarded state, subconsciously reached for Jimin over and over.