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sorry but. what a hilarious question to ask SETH DICKINSON. who would win in a fight:
the Falcresti armada or the Obama-era US drone program?
a thinly-disguised allegory for guerilla resistance to U.S. imperialism in the Pacific Islands or a Kurdish democratic confederalist commune?
a Lamarkian evolutionary biologist or a mathematician studying chaos theory as applied to the demiurge?
what are you even ASKING. what does this MEAN.
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#thought that sounded familiar 💀
#fourteenth doctor#the toymaker#simm!master#dwedit#doctor who#david tennant#john simm#neil patrick harris#doctor who spoilers#wasn't expecting to gif anything BUT#the part of me that will always be tumblr user johnsimms watched him give this exact speech to the toymaker with a hand over my mouth lmaoo#like the biggest part of ten that carried over was being a hussy huh 🤧🤧#and when my dude is a TOOTH?? golden but still 😭#seen enough dw to know teeth probably have ears so the doctor's gonna deserve that welcome home cheater banner waiting in the wings#fourteen#the master#dw spoilers#dianagifs#jsimmedit#dtennantedit
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wedding fit reveal below cut🤗


#i look so handsome#wish u could see the tooth gems#probably should put my hair down for my speech#masc bait#fem bait
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Guard dog whumpee that just can’t fight anymore.
Is it really ‘all bark, no bite’ if they ripped your teeth out?
#whump#fear#angst#injured#whump prompt#captured#whump tropes#whump ideas#it’s a figure of speech but I’m still gonna tag it#head injury#teeth injury#tooth injury#whumpblr#whump community#whumpee#whump scenario#guard dog whumpee
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#hexarchate-au me is just like real life me but slightly better at math and somehow even worse at telling which people are dangerous#every queue is full of stars#image described#nirai kujen#machineries of empire#hexarchate
@cloudmancy
concept: booty shorts with this on the ass

#oc-mining continues#tooth speech#machineries of empire#my machineries of empire ocs#intermittent kujen thirst blog
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The kids battle morphs are so rooted in their personalities (as they should be)
So of course, let’s start with the bear. There are a lot of things important about the bear, but the most striking one on this read is its short sightedness in the heat of battle.
Rachel is eliminating distractions. So very Rachel, and both a help and a hindrance. It leads to occasional friendly fire when she can’t see right and wrong, but it also helps her lead others into battle, even when the case is she’s “[not brave], just blind.”
She says as she goes to acquire it, she can’t afford to be scared and have a normal life. Can’t worry about all of the options. She needs to fight the Yeerks.
The short sightedness paired with sheer aggression also makes Rachel and Tobias more dependent on one another. This book brings up a few times that Rachel can’t opt out when Tobias doesn’t even have one option of a normal life anymore. As far as the kids are concerned, the Ellimist weaponises the concept of Tobias having a happy family against them. So now Rachel has a protective morph to make up for Tobias’ fragility and Tobias is her eyes. (I’m pretty sure she’s blinded more than once in elephant morph too).
And bears are also famously protective. Mess with bear cubs, deal with mama bear. Mess with any animorph, you will deal with Rachel.
The elephant was still a good tanky morph of course. Incredible useful for protection, but more passive, protecting with bulk rather than attacking.
So let’s go for Tobias next. His father freed him from the life the Ellimist forced them to leave while also trapping him in it. Ungrounded, disconnected from humanity, with a different view of the world to the rest of humanity. Essential to the team because of his uniqueness (that’s true of all the animorphs actually). No good thing comes without a price.
Marco is holding onto humanity and normality. He’s also clever, and subtle, and the only one with thumbs a lot of the time. Plus, how else would he be able to drive?
Jake stumbled into an incredibly dangerous morph by chance and was lucky to escape unharmed. Initially the only apex predator of the group, he is also protective. As the series progresses, he needs skill and strategy - sure, as much as the others he has to cut out distractions and get the job done, but he also needs awareness of his surroundings and the ability to respond quickly to keep his team safe. It’s a very flashy morph that sets him apart from the group, and plenty capable.
Ax is his brother’s flag bearer. He’s the proxy of the Andalite military. He’s also proud, efficient, and like Marco, needs dexterity at times. Not having a battle morph sets him apart from the group, a reminder that he missed the animorphs’ initiation. An earth animal simply wouldn’t do him justice.
Cassie has the least flashy battle morph, and also possibly the least dangerous one. She’s there for her pack, not to do harm to others. And unlike Tobias, she is very grounded. Wolves and birds are both pretty traditional choices for humans in animal form, and Cassie and Tobias both have the most connection with something resembling real magic.
#I know it’s all been said before#but of course the battle morphs are defining#it’s a war story where the battles are fought hand to claw/blade/tooth#a warrior is always defined by their preferred weapon to a degree because the style with which they move and fight is telling#animorphs#animorphs book club#rachel berenson#jake berenson#tobias fangor#marco animorphs#cassie animorphs#aximili esgarrouth isthill#I was explaining to a friend about the animorphs book club the other day#I’ve tried to get her into the series a few times but she flatly refuses to enjoy fiction for some reason#anyway I was telling her about some of the things that are standing out now that I’m at a different life stage to my last read through#and she asked we ‘what animal is the character you’re talking about’#and I did explain why that’s not exactly how the series works#but I also immediately launched into an impassioned speech about why this battle morph means so much#it was not Rachel for the record but I’m not telling
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yesterday my darling sweetest lover saw that I had brought my copy of Ninefox Gambit to the bar and their first reaction was "oh no are you doing okay?"
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I saw someone saying that she would be goth because she likes bones. Speaking as a biologist, there are many ways to be into bones without being the least bit goth. If I were designing a modern AU Harrow, I'd give her a whale-skeleton sticker to put on her pastel seafoam-green Hydroflask. Maybe a tote bag that says "Girls do science! 🦴🍄". Definitely a necklace with a cross featuring a scarily emaciated Jesus.
...I realized I'm picturing here is less of a nun and more the daughter of the governor of some freezing cold conservative backwater (maybe New Hampshire), with perfect hair and makeup, double-majoring in biology and politics, running both the Catholic Students' Association and her dad's re-election campaign, never smiling unless it's for a camera.
...we can have multiple Modern Harrows?
sorry but modern AUs which depict harrowhark as incredibly goth or punk-looking just completely misunderstand harrow as a character. like, yes, aesthetically in the TLT context harrow has goth-like attributes. skull facepaint, bone earrings, etc, etc, i get it. but that's not counterculture for her! in fact, she dresses exactly how the revered daughter of the ninth house is expected to dress - down to the sacramentally shorn haircut.
which brings me to my main point. harrow's not a goth! she's a nun! she wouldn't be wearing chains and spikes, she would be wearing a full habit and a headscarf! she's a religious nun and she accidentally fell in love with lucifer. that's her aesthetic. she was raised in some deeply catholic cult somewhere in buttfuck nowhere and she carries a rosary everywhere she goes. there's your modern AU.
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Operation BunBun is a go!

Tried to write it without joining up so youngest has half a chance of reading it. Will they wait until one of us is up? Lord alone knows. They're gonna have fun though. 😂🐰🎉🩷🩷🩷
#life#rl#illustrated mama post#one day i'll be able to do operation tooth fairy with youngest - the first tooth either got lost or swallowed#youngest is behind a bit with their speech (gestalt language processor whoop whoop) so we don't know what happened to the tooth#but for now operation bunbun is in effect
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thinking about my favourite chord progressionnnnn
#if it was a person i would not be aromantic nor asexual. but i would probably be a different gender#whatever gender i-i-iv-v is#fuck it that probably is the most accurate way to describe my gender#but anyway. why is it so hard to find songs with that chord progression#it's like one of the most common basic progressions out there. in western popular music at least#but it's so simple i wouldn't be surprised if it appears in other areas of music#it's literally three chords why can i still not easily find songs that use them in that order#i search. in speech marks. i i iv v. or 1 1 4 5#but it just comes up with Other chord progressions? like?#yeah those are nice i like them too but it's not what i asked for?#i'm not looking for some obscure complicated extended chords with like. these specific microtones thrown in there#it's like the 3 most used chords ever like they're famous for being so overused#i just Want them in This orderr *starts crygin and hyperventiaulingt hysterically and dies immmediately*#anyway i love you i-i-iv-v/1-1-4-5/whatever your name is/whoever you are..........#if anyone has any recommendations feel very free to send them i'm so deprived#i'm literally not i'm just greedy i need to hear every song that does this#never forget summer last year when i had like 4 songs in my playlist that use it#going down king khan and bbq show + then she appeared xtc + i got my tooth removed 100 gecs + my best friend's girl the cars#glorious days. i need more*dies again*#ramble
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article discusses drone violence. been thinking about it with the resurgence of this image
#'We operate with cozy abstractions not unlike the radar of drone operators in Nevada trailers.'#i think using this comic so often on a site where victims of drone violence have to fight tooth and nail#to get people to believe theyre not scammers or bots is grotesque and contributes to the unpersoning these people are experiencing#i am sick to death of this website. the choice to constantly go for a mocking ironic distance that turns everything into a rhetorical tool#is infuriating to watch and i feel it seeping into my thoughts and speech and it is making me worse and it is achieving nothing
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Caring for Baby Teeth Presented by Dr. Vidhi Shah – Orthodontist
This presentation by Orthodontist Dr. Vidhi Shah explores the vital role of baby teeth in a child’s development. Covering eruption phases, decay risks, space maintenance, and their impact on nutrition, speech, and jaw growth, it emphasizes the importance of early dental care in shaping lifelong oral health. Dr. Vidhi Shah, with over 14 years of experience, offers a comprehensive range of orthodontic services, including: Traditional Metal Braces, Ceramic and Self-Ligating Braces, Invisalign® and Clear Aligners, Facial and Jaw Growth Modification, Preventive and Interceptive Orthodontics. For more information, visit: www.bracesdentistmumbai.com
#Pediatric Dentistry#Baby Teeth#Milk Teeth#Oral Hygiene#Tooth Decay#Child Dental Care#Space Maintainers#Speech Development#Jaw Growth
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#raymond chandler#beatnik#literally me#hi posting this as I draft my speech of how to tell my dentist that I need to come back a year later cause my tooth is still rotting oops
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Discover how dental implant services in London can greatly enhance your dental practice. These properly executed implants provide patients with a long-lasting solution for missing teeth, benefiting their overall dental health. Understand the practical advantages, such as improved function and aesthetics, and learn how they can elevate your service offerings.
#dental implants london#restore missing teeth#durable dental solutions#natural tooth replacements#enhanced oral functionality#permanent dental implants#speech improvement solutions#advanced tooth loss treatment#long-term smile restoration#missing teeth care
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Imperial Radchposting is the most legitimate use of "girls (gender neutral)" and related constructions
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✶ BETTER THAN THE NOVELS




summary: you're a romance novel influencer that has never actually experienced romance. ironic, right? and when f1 driver lando norris accidentally becomes a constant presence in your life, he decides he can't possibly let that slide.
F1 MASTERLIST | LN4 MASTERLIST
pairing: lando norrisノf!reader
wc: 11.2k
cw: reader is a ferrari fan and is said to wear feminine clothing (dresses, skirts etc), reader has a race taking place in her home country but it's not precised where, takes place during a fictional season (w the 2025 grid), cussing, inspired by nick and cassie on tiktok, slight angst near the end for plot reason, otherwise just tooth-rotting fluff!
a/n: first fic who cheered! this is so self-indulgent and cliché but who caresss also its a long one so buckle up (editing was hell, ending is a bit rushed too sorry)

THERE WAS NOT ONE day in which @.whoisy/n, book influencer extraordinaire, did not pass her day with her head inside a romance novel.
You always liked reading. The passion struck you in late primary school when you first opened Percy Jackson and before you knew it, you finished the entire series in three days and begged your parents to buy you Heroes of Olympus. There was no going back after that. You couldn’t spend a day without your thirty minutes to an-hour reading session.
Like every girl raised with the idea of being a strong, independent female lead in the novel that was your life ─ at the sweet age of thirteen, dare I be precise ─ you never dabbled too much into romance. If it ended in a book you were currently reading, so be it, but you wouldn’t outwardly enjoy it. Why would you need someone in your life? You were so not like the other girls, you didn’t waste your time on boys or parties or things like that ─ you didn’t even wear pink!
Except that now that you have grown up, at the age of twenty-two, you liked wearing pink and bows, and because you spent most of your life buried in books with this idiotic, sexist idea of the “not-like-other-girls”, you never had kissed or dated anyone. Damn Rick Riordan.
I mean, you went on dates, sure, but they never went anywhere further than a “that was fun!” text and radio silence right after. It made you feel used, sometimes, but at that point, it was just something you expected whenever you took an interest in an individual.
The only thing that stuck with you as you got older was your passion for books. So after you resigned yourself to it, you dived into romances. Bad idea, really, because you started living vicariously through them.
Everything was so perfect: the storylines, the female leads, the guys and the girls and what they whispered into the other’s ear, and when they noticed small things nobody else would’ve noticed, proclaimed their love high and loud in heartfelt speeches, the awkwardness of a first love and the tenderness of a first kiss. A part of you, whenever you tapped your Kindle or rushed through the pages, ached a little in the middle of your incessant giggling. Something that yearned for a story like that - but you’ve learned against your will that nothing in the real world could compare to the stories or the movies.
You were doomed to die an old maid with many, many cats and a thousand bookshelves. It didn’t sound that bad, of course, but come on. You still held hope that maybe, one day, something like that would happen to you. Maybe.
One of your favorite subgenres was sports romance. There was something so romantic about running into someone’s arms after a well-spent game ─ you devoured the hockey ones, the basketball ones, even the football ones. More recently, though, you got into the motorsports ones ─ more specifically, Formula One.
There weren’t many, mainly because of the work that had to be done to dodge plagiarism: you couldn’t use the actual drivers or team, so you had to reinvent everything down to every detail. But for those that existed, you simply couldn’t let them go. You liked Formula One, it wasn’t a proper passion like reading was but it still was a nice pastime: you’d turn on your sketchy website that streamed F1 TV Pro to watch the Grand Prix and became impatient during the overly long summer and winter breaks. While you were more partial to drivers than to teams, you grew very fond of Ferrari as the years went by.
You were very vocal about your interests in your accounts. Obsessing so much over books gave you access to fandoms at a young age and a desire to have your own space within them. You quickly became a staple presence on BookTok, BookStagram, and BookTube after your first posts and videos went public. People found you funny, endearing, and relatable… not to throw yourself flowers, but you were. It’s that transparency about your Sahara-desert dry love life and your contagious excitement about your hobbies that made you so popular, reaching millions around multiple platforms.
People liked you, so people were kind to you. An advanced reader copy of a new F1 romance novel was on another level of kindness, though.
You hadn’t expected it, but it came in your mailbox with a sweet written word from the author, Leandra Moore ─ she was pretty influential and had written multiple New York Times-acclaimed New Adult romances. You didn’t even process everything she was saying, only that she liked your videos and your personality and ‘thought you might like her new work’.
What a stupid question. Of course, you did.
You devoured the 430 pages in a sitting. The sky, awfully bright when you got the package, was pitch black by the time you turned the last page. You were breathless, flushed, and smiling so hard your cheeks were beginning to hurt. “Silver Spring Race” was a wonder of brother’s best friend, secret exes, and second chance rom-com goodness, mixed with the adrenaline of the perfect F1 season, five out of five stars on Fable and GoodReads. You didn't waste any time: tripod, lighting, and you were already filming a review video in your almost ecstatic state, giggling away with the camera knowing full well you were sharing with a few thousand.
It was a simple review as you always did. Yet, it did way, way better than your normal videos ─ so much so that the book had to be released early. So much so that Leandra had the means to host a release party after the goddamn Miami Grand Prix. So much so that she invited you, personally and free of charge, as multiple other book influencers to attend the Grand Prix and the release party the day after.
Someone had to pinch you because holy shit, this couldn’t be your reality. You never confirmed something as fast as you did for that. Honestly, who wouldn’t?
The race had been an exceptionally good one. The sun was bright and hot but the slight breeze made up for the extreme Miami heat. You and your book influencer friends and acquaintances had amazing seats at the Beach Grandstands - some on the North and some on the South. You quietly wondered just how much money did Silver Spring Race generated for Leandra to get those sought-after seats.
There had been a few technical difficulties during the race, causing Pierre Gasly to DNF, and a narrowly avoided crash on Albon's part which cost him to lose standing. Ferrari was going strong, though, which kept you breathless from screaming until the checkered flag. Norris ended in pole position, with Verstappen following suit in P2 and Leclerc in P3. While it was not the outcome you hoped for due to your bias toward the latter's team, you had to cheer when faced with the radiant smile of the first-placed.
Now, the thing was to get out of the stands. That was a harder task, the Beach Grandstands were filled to the brim and before you could process what was happening, the flow of people separated you from your friends. No matter how much you fought against the current you couldn't help but be brought down to wherever they were going: guess you'll have to find a way out by yourself.
By the time people scattered, you were in an unknown setting with multiple staff members, all wearing different colors ─ pink, orange, red ─ and running around. You would have liked to stop one of them to ask where you were, or at least how you could access the parking area from here, but all passed you as if you didn't exist. You couldn't blame them, the Grand Prix had just ended, and they probably had ten thousand other things to do. You were on your own. Great.
You just wandered off and hoped you'd stumble upon a miraculous exit sign amidst the long and confusing hallways.
You definitely didn't expect to crash into Lando Norris.
You didn't realize it was him at first. The only thing you knew was that as you were looking around, finally finding somewhere open from where you could see the stands (but still not anywhere that looked like it could lead you to the parking lot), you back bumped full speed against someone.
You turned around, heart skipping because of the shock. Soon enough, though, your astonishment turned horrific when you gradually noticed the full can of Monster energy drink spilled on an orange tracksuit, staining it deep brown.
It couldn't get any more embarrassing. Until your eyes darted up and you saw a mess of curls and wide, green eyes. That's when your horror became panic. Holy fuck, you didn't just─
“Oh my god!” You exclaimed, after a few seconds of stunned silence. “I'm so, so sorry─ I didn't─ I was looking for the exit and I didn't see─ holy shit─”
You started aggressively looking in your small handbag, hoping─ no, praying, you brought some tissues with you. You spilled an energy drink on Lando Norris. His energy drink. Lando Norris was in front of you, staring at you like you were some wild, erratic animal. He was probably furious. You wanted to bury yourself six feet deep underground. “I'm sorry, I can't find any tissues I─”
He snorted.
You froze in your tracks, interrupting your rambling. A glimmer of amusement shone in the driver's eyes. “It's chill, don't even worry about it. It's not as if that was like, the only suit I owned.”
“Uh─” you started. “I'm still─”
There was something about your expression, maybe the fact you were opening and closing your mouth searching for something to say like a fish out of the water, that made him reiterate. “Really, it's cool. You can stop panicking.” After a pause, he continued, in a more reassuring tone. “Plus I'm already all sweaty and dirty, so not much of a difference.”
He was…? Heat furiously rose up to your cheeks and you couldn't tell if it was because of embarrassment or his words or how painfully aware you were of the situation. “What?”
This time, Lando's face was graced with a shit-eating grin aimed right at you. “From racing and champagne, you know.”
Oh.
Now you wanted to be five feet under. What was wrong with you? “Right.” You took a deep breath. You bump into Lando Norris, an F1 driver you admired for years no matter your loyalty to Ferrari, and spill an entire energy drink on him before accidentally stepping right into borderline sexual harassment. Get a grip, Y/N. “I saw. I mean, I was in the stands. Beach Grandstands. I saw you. Win the race. Congratulations, by the way!”
You sounded like a robot. Oh my god. You couldn't act less natural even if you tried.
Lando arched an eyebrow. “Thanks a lot. But uh, if you were in the stands─ what are you doing in staff quarters?”
Your heart lurched in your chest, realizing the impression you probably gave. “Shit. I promise I'm not a weird fan or anything, I'm not a stalker! Which is definitely what a stalker would say. But I'm not. I was dragged by the mass of people and I couldn't find the exit and nobody would tell me─”
Another laugh from him interrupted you and what surprised you was the absence of mockery: he sounded genuinely amused. You didn't know how to react to the fact he found your distress funny. “Are you always this anxious?”
“See, this whole…,” you made a circular hand gesture, “... situation is not helping my anxiety. So the answer would be maybe.”
Lando chuckled again and this time, an awkward smile found its way to your lips. “I wasn't trying to blame you, it was just a question. You can breathe. But the exit's not there.”
“Yeah, I think I noticed,” you sighed, pinching the bridge of your nose.
“It's through there,” Lando turned around and pointed to a slightly hidden door, but right above was a bright green exit sign. You were blind. “You just go straight and the parking lot shouldn't be that far.”
“Oh, uh. Thanks. I didn't see it,” you simply answered. Dusting off invisible dust from your clothes, you looked at him again. “Again, I'm sorry about the drink. Really.”
“I told you it's nothing, just go before a team member calls security on you, ‘aight?”
You aggressively nodded, which stole another breathless laugh from him that you decided to ignore. Right as you went through the door, the curly-haired driver called: “Hey!” You turned around, frowning in incomprehension.
“Next time you decide to sneak into McLaren's quarters,” Lando said, “at least wear the right colors.”
You quickly glanced at your Ferrari shirt, slightly cropped to go with your jean skirt. That's when the words echoed in your brain. “I wasn't sneaki─!”
Before you could finish your argument, he closed the door on you.
Walking back to your car, the realization of everything that went down the last 10 minutes slowly dawned on you. What the fuck had just happened? Was it real? Did you hallucinate? Did you just humiliate yourself like that in front of Lando Norris?
Most importantly: novels made meet-cutes seem so simple and easy, how did you manage to mess it up that bad?
A day later, you tried to push that interaction to the back of your mind, mainly because of how embarrassed you were about how you acted but also because otherwise, you wouldn't be able to think about anything else.
Once the night had comfortably settled, you confidently walked into the venue Leandra rented. It was an immense room in an even bigger hall, and so elegant you couldn't help but feel a bit out of place. You guessed that’s what you were supposed to expect when you partied at the same place the drivers usually did ─ at least that's what one of the girls told you: it was where they would throw after-parties when they had time after races. Fits the theme, you thought.
The decor was tasteful and themed in a way that didn't feel cheap, which was surprisingly hard to do, as you discovered as you mingled with Leandra Moore and her entourage. The buffet was delicious, the champagne was flowing, and there were professional photographers and signed illustrations of the two main characters of Silver Spring Race, along with a Fairyloot exclusive edition of the book. You could have died right here and there: the details were to die for.
Right as the music was getting louder, the conversations grew more deconstructed and the alcohol less diluted, you decided to step out for some fresh air ─ as much fun as it was, being socially involved for so long was tiring you out. If you wanted to last the night, you needed a little break.
The exit was notoriously hard to find, which gave you war flashbacks from yesterday you had a hard time pushing away, but you didn't spend as long finding it ─ just enough to regret the aesthetic choice of wearing high heels for the night.
By the time you got outside, your feet were aching for freedom. You quickly rushed to the stone stairs leading to the party hall and sat on the first step. The scenery was quite stunning: a fountain throned in the middle of the place leading to stairs, lightly illuminated by the white neons in the water and the warm hall light, and tall trees surrounding the square. You could have probably appreciated it more if you weren't so preoccupied with detaching those fucking straps of your ankles: why weren't they coming off, those little─
“Oof, looks like you need help again.”
Your hand froze on your shoe as the voice and accent hit a familiar spot in your brain. It took you a second to catch up, and around a minute to realize. Your heart dropped and you turned around, slowly, like the main character in a horror movie.
Lando Norris stood before you. Again.
Who exactly was controlling your life? Because the odds of this happening a second time were really, really low.
His hair was usually messy, and yet tonight they seemed more contained and professional. He wore a white shirt, and a few buttons popped open at the collar gave you an open view of a small gold chain around his neck ─ you had to drag your gaze away. Straight-legged black pants finished the look, topped off with black loafers. He looked miles away from the Lando Norris you accidentally ran into after the race. He probably showered.
He looked gorgeous, too. It would be a blatant lie to even ignore it, and that realization slightly took your breath away.
Yet, the only thing coming out of your mouth was a strangled, “I swear I'm not stalking you.”
A pause. You had serious issues.
And still, Lando laughed. Hard and loud, like the ones you saw in a few selected interviews when you were bored and scrolling on YouTube during the breaks. It made you feel slightly self-conscious. He breathed in as he walked toward you, a chuckle still in his tone when he spoke up. “I mean, I'd believe you this time but the coincidence's pretty big.”
An offended scoff escaped you and suddenly, all the thoughts about him being a celebrity, a renowned driver, a trust fund kid flew out the window right into the fountain.
“I'll let you know I was invited to an event here, thank you very much. I have other, more important things to do than follow someone around.”
When you realized what you said, your eyes widened. “Sorry, I didn't mean─”
But Lando was smiling.
“Nah, you did.” Right now, he stood right next to you on the stairs and you quietly wondered if he was going to sit down or keep looking down on you like that. Then you realized that you were, again, in the most improbable situation known to man. Anxiety swirled in your stomach.
“Soo… what event are you attending?”
You squinted your eyes up at him. “...Is this an interrogation?”
Lando simply shrugged. “Can never be too sure.”
Well, you couldn't blame him for that.
“A book release party. The author, Leandra Moore, happened to invite me and other people. She was the one that got us tickets for the race yesterday, too. I just went out to get some fresh air.”
He hummed in response. “Oh yeah, heard something about that. I guess you're legit, then.”
“Yes, I am!” When you looked up again, there was that shit-eating grin. You rolled your eyes to the high heavens.
“... Wait. Is your name Y/N?” He suddenly asked.
Huh?
You never mentioned your name to him. You don't think it was even brought up in the 15 minutes you two talked. A frown scrunched up your eyebrows. “Uh, yes? How'd you know?” Silence. “And I'm the stalker?”
Lando laughed a bit at that. He finally sat down next to you, and the heat of his exposed forearms somewhat close to your own made you panic again.
“Y/N as in WhoisY/N?”
The gasp you let out could have landed you a role in The Young and the Restless. There was no fucking way. Absolutely none. This is where you drew the line. “You can't possibly be watching my videos.” Your tone was resolute.
“Nah, not me. My little sister though, Cisca.” That made more sense than to imagine Lando Norris, McLaren's golden boy, giggling and kicking his feet in front of your last romance review. Still, it felt unreal. “She eats up every single one of your posts. You’re the reason why we have so many cartoon covers at home, that's why I thought you looked familiar at first. The book release party confirmed it.”
You didn't know what emotions you should let transpire first. The fact that you were a celebrity in the Norris family was enough to make your jaw drop, but the mention of cartoon covers added heat to your cheeks ─ you hoped he never opened his sister's books.
“She's so gonna freak out when I tell her I met you,” he said between laughs.
“She's going to freak out?” You asked in disbelief. “You're in Formula 1. She can't freak out because of me. I'm freaking out because of you!”
He didn't point out your statement, thank god, but his eyes didn't seem to miss it. “I'm her older brother, she uses that to make fun of me now. But no, definitely, she's going to freak out.”
“What even is my life right now.”
That, at least, made you both erupt in an unstoppable fit of laughter. When it died down, you finally had the space to ask the question sitting in your mind since he appeared behind you. “What are you even doing here?”
Lando arched an eyebrow at you. “Is this an interrogation?”
“Yes.”
He exaggeratedly rolled his eyes, clearly mimicking you. “There's a race after party in the hall. McLaren special. Also went out to get some air, DJ-ing was becoming suffocating.”
“Oh,” it clicked, and you started thinking out loud. “I guess the girls weren't lying when they said that's where the drivers partied. It makes sense Leandra would rent out this hall.”
“Why?”
You were pretty sure smoke could be escaping from you right now just by how flustered you were. “Uh. For promoting her book?”
“Yeah, I got that, but like… why would our parties have anything to do with it?”
Lando was becoming suspicious again. Somebody kill you right now. How do you keep messing it up? “Because… it's… an F1 romance?”
Blank stare. You were just as red as the dress you wore and ready to go home to cry yourself to sleep. Then he laughed, hysterically, and you couldn't feel more ashamed.
“That exists?” He asked, breathless.
You turned your face away from him. “Yes.”
“And you read that?”
“Leave me alone,” you added, “if she follows me, your sister does too.”
That seemed to make him stop, at least, to your devious satisfaction. “I think I'll need to take a look at her shelves when I go home.”
“For the good of the girl and mine, please don't.”
The cold night breeze brushed your arms and you were now very mindful of how thin the material of your dress was. You shivered, rubbing your arms with your hands. Lando was quick to notice. “Shit, sorry. I don't have a jacket. I would have landed it to you otherwise.”
You don't know what came over you, but you bumped your shoulder with his. “Wow, that was almost gentleman-like.” Where did this familiarity come from, you didn't know ─ you have known the man for no longer than an hour. But there was something about the easy-going conversation, the late night, and the champagne buzzing in your blood that made this scene… just like the ones you read about, in your favorite books.
As soon as that idea slithered into your mind, you forcefully pushed it out. That was another level of delusion, Y/N. Those novels fried your brain.
You got up before Lando could answer. “It's fine, I was going to go back to my hotel anyway. The party drained my social battery and my flight takes off early tomorrow, so it's better if I go to sleep.”
“Okay, sure. Let me walk you to your car at least.”
Oh shit. “... I don't have a car.”
He blinked slowly. “What do you mean? How'd you come here, then?”
“I carpooled with some girls who are not going home right now.” That was a very dumb idea now that you look back on it.
“So… how are you planning to get to your hotel?”
You didn't bring your wallet with you, so no chance of getting a taxi. “... I'll walk?”
“... Yeah, no. No chance. At night? Dressed like that?” He took you in, making you hyper-aware of the high slit and the almost sheer material of your dress. “I'll take you.”
You were stunned. So much for avoiding delusion or further embarrassment. “I can't possibly ask you─ I mean, you have a party─”
“If you think that after-party is going to end anytime soon, you're so wrong,” he chuckled.
In all honesty, you could have argued more, but Lando already seemed settled on his decision. He stood up, not before grabbing the heels you took off during the conversation and decidedly headed toward the parking lot. You hummed and followed suit as he started walking toward his car, your comments dying on your tongue. The improbability of what was currently happening was just too much for you to grace it with a thought, so a sentence would be crossing the limits.
The car ride was spent in comfortable silence as soon as you typed the address of your hotel in his GPS. Your eyes widened when his car came into view: a black 2018 McLaren Senna, with red accents, you hadn't seen so beautiful with your own eyes in a while. You had to bite back a gasp when you got in.
Lando rolled the windows fully down. The wind whipped strands of hair around as you watched the scenery roll by at a dizzying speed, making you wonder if he knew what a speed limit was. Soft bass music played on the radio, one you didn't know the lyrics to, but Lando did as he whispered-sang them. He looked calm behind a wheel that didn't belong to a Formula One car, the contrast was drastic. The driver met your eyes with a smile, and that was only then you realized you'd been staring. You turned your head as he laughed.
When your hotel came into view, you quietly thanked him for dropping you off and stepped out of the car. You didn't know what to do after that. Some part of you tugged at your mind ─ it was too good to be true, those things only happened in books. He was probably waiting for something in return. After a small wave to him, you were ready to disappear behind the doors and leave this night behind.
“Wait!” Lando called out from his opened window. Your stomach dropped. You knew it.
Hesitantly, you turned around.
“You're still wearing the wrong color,” he simply said, “I better see you in orange if you want my services next time.”
Relief washed over you and no matter how hard you fought it, a smile broke your carefully impassive facade. “Next time?”
Lando smiled at you. “Next time.”
And when he drove away, you couldn't help the butterflies in your stomach either.
As you lay in bed that night, you didn't push anything away. You processed what happened, today and yesterday. You didn't know how to feel or what to feel exactly, many emotions were contradictory, but maybe it was alright ─ not to know. To just let yourself feel without having to put a name on it.
When you grabbed the phone in your handbag, an Instagram notification caught your attention before you could even unlock it.
@.lando started following you.
A disbelieving, loud laugh escaped you. He did say there would be a next time.
After that it was safe to say, even though a little wild, Lando Norris had become a staple in your daily life.
The moment you got back home, you had received a DM by the driver himself asking if you traveled safely to which you couldn't help but reply with a “Stalker much?”. He simply answered that there was only a single flight going back to where you lived today, so it was easy to find on Skyscanner. As if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
It made you smile.
The texts continued. What first started as small conversations every two days, reacting to each other's stories or silly tweets with not much depth behind them gradually grew, over a month, into useless life updates, every day with no exceptions.
lando: just ate the biggest fucking sandwich today
lando: [1 picture attached]
lando: scooby-doo type shit
whoisy/n: i'm so hungry actually
lando: did u get sidetracked reading again
whoisy/n: it's LITERALLY my job
lando: go get something to eat you muppet
whoisy/n: yessir
whoisy/n: u'll never guess what happened in my book
lando: he cheated on her right
whoisy/n: …
whoisy/n: you WILL guess what happened in my book
lando: LMAOOO that was so obvious from what you told me
whoisy/n: i had sm faith in him. men!!!
lando: they're all the same
whoisy/n: RITEEEEEE QUEEN
Lando always asked about what you were currently reading. It didn't take a genius or an Oxford diploma to notice how much you loved it, not when your entire social media presence was built around it. You knew it wasn't performative and he enjoyed hearing you talk about it ─ he often sent texts during the week asking about your favorite character, at what page you were, and if they kissed yet. It was harder during weekends due to races. Somehow, he still made time.
Similarly, Lando took the habit of sending you long vocals at the end of his days, explaining what happened, what Oscar and him were up to, and how annoying the different media were. He still refused to tell you much about his team, because your allegiance to Ferrari was simply “outrageous” according to him. You gladly landed a listening ear, chiming with a helping comment whenever you could. The late evenings got later and the vocals longer and longer each passing week, and before you knew it you two were calling almost every night.
It was a normal occurrence. He would get ready for bed and you would drop your Kindle for an hour or two, even longer the rare times he didn't have anything planned the next day. You would talk about anything and everything at the same time ─ sometimes he'd rope you into downloading a game and playing it with him, sometimes you'd just remodel the world until one of you was too exhausted to keep playing God. Most of the time, it was Lando.
Due to its sudden start, this growing friendship of yours quickly attracted the attention of your entire following base as well as his. Lando commented on almost all your new Instagram posts and TikToks with random things that either had a link with what you were talking about or none at all ─ most often alluding to the many inside jokes that stemmed from your conversations. Every interaction succeeded in making everyone crazy, especially your followers: apparently, you were finally getting the sports romance you were dreaming about for years.
The thought crossed your mind, how could it not with the amount of allusions under your posts? The fan edits on your For You page? But you never let yourself linger on it for too long.
You and Lando were friends. Nothing more, nothing less.
The call you got that night was unexpected. Tomorrow was race day, the Canadian Grand Prix more specifically ─ and Lando never called before a race. You understood perfectly, something about being well rested and focused, so you usually sent a good luck paragraph he'd read in the morning and answer after the event. So why did his caller ID light up your phone screen as you were getting ready to go to bed, you didn't know.
You picked up without a second thought. “Everything's alright?”
“What happened to hello?” He chuckled, his voice grainy through the speaker.
“My God,” you sighed. “Hello, Lando. Is everything alright?”
“Why wouldn't it be?”
“You never call before race day.”
Silence. “Hello?” You called. “You're still there?”
“Yeah, sorry. Uh, it's just─ your books are so unrealistic.”
Your heart skipped a bit, and you sat a little straighter against your pillow. “What?”
“I couldn't sleep and I didn't have anything to do, so I picked up one of your F1 romances you recommended in your last video─” No. No, he didn't. “Throttled? By Lauren Asher? And I just─ it's so dumb.”
Your mouth dropped open and instead of letting out words, a small screech left your lips. “You─ you read─? Why?”
“Like I said, I couldn't sleep. Whatever, it's─”
“Embarrassing!” You interrupted Lando. “You read one of my─ oh my god. This is not the family-friendly kind either. And it's F1. Next time just punch me in the face, I’ll be less humiliated.”
A wheeze came from the other side of the phone. You buried your head in your pillows, trying to put out the fire in your face. “Oh yeah, definitely not family-friendly.”
You groaned in response but that didn't stop Lando from continuing. “As I was saying before you rudely interrupted me, it got most of the sport right but otherwise it's so… it took all the competitiveness out! That's, like, the entire point of F1! I thought you were a fan, how can you willingly enjoy that?”
“I mean, I know it's not the most accurate representation of F1,” you flopped on your back, “but it's kinda like Drive To Survive, y'know? Most people watch it for the drama. I read those for the romance plot.”
Lando scoffed at your words. “Even the romance plot isn't that good, Y/N. The whole part in which he throws a race to make her happy? That's such bullshit.”
“How so?”
“If you love her, you win a race for her.”
You couldn't put the words on it once again, but the way he said it constricted your chest with such tightness you had to take a long, calming breath. You had to concentrate to get out your next sentence. “Well, I don't know, it's not like I know anything about romance. I thought that was pretty romantic.”
“What do you mean, ‘don't know anything about romance'? You read this shit all day long.”
You let out a humorless laugh. “Yeah, but that's not the real thing. I've never actually dated or kissed anyone, so actual romantic gestures are like… foreign languages to me.”
A beat. Until you suddenly heard a mess of covers moving around, reverberating right in your eardrums. You hissed, and Lando spoke up again.
“You've never kissed anyone? Or dated?” He sounded stunned, which surprised you. It's not like you've tried to hide it. It grew to be your brand over time.
“Uh, yeah. Never.”
“You're shitting me.”
“No?”
“I can't believe it.”
You rolled your eyes. “Well, jeez, thank you for making me feel so great about being a twenty-two years old virgin, Lando.”
“No! No! I didn't mean it like that,” he screamed at his speaker. “You're just… you're you. You’re too nervous for your own good, true, but your cheeks get darker when you laugh, you fiddle with your sleeves when you don’t know what to say, and you constantly hum songs when it’s too quiet for you. You're smart, you're beautiful, you're passionate, you're funny…” He got quiet before continuing. “I don't get how anyone could pass up the chance to kiss you, that's all.”
Oh. Oh.
The fluttering in your stomach flew its way up to your throat, and for a little moment, you thought you were going to throw up. The silence stretched as you basked in Lando's words, left hanging in the thick air. Suddenly the screen didn't seem like enough space between the two of you.
Lando ended up breaking the stillness. “I just─ I think I should hang up. The race's tomorrow and it's getting─” A pause. You glanced at the time: 00:23. “Shit, the race is today.”
“Don't worry. Go to sleep, get those hours in and win tomorrow,” you answered in a shaky breath.
“Yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.”
Still, neither of you clicked on the red button. “Lando?”
“Mmh?”
“Thank you. For what you said.”
“... I meant it.”
“Goodnight.”
“Goodnight.” He hung up.
You desperately tried to fall asleep, tossing and turning, fighting with your pillow and covers to get comfortable but the only thing your mind could focus on was the end sentence he uttered, the inflections of his voice a ghostly whisper in your ear. I don't get how anyone could pass up the chance to kiss you.
How did you successfully act as if that call never happened? You didn't know. You never were a good liar, less of a good actress. Maybe it was the way Lando carefully sidestepped the subject every time you nearly alluded to it that made you so good about ignoring it altogether.
It was nothing. You just blew it out of proportion, like you usually did. Maybe you should try self-help books instead of romances for the next few months.
No matter how bittersweet your feelings were about this whole situation, you chose to put them aside, simply because Lando had two free weeks starting today and he chose to put a few of his days aside to fly out to your town. For the first time in almost three months, you were going to see each other face to face. And under normal circumstances! That would be a first.
When he came out of the airport, with a gigantic suitcase for just a few days and his characteristic grin adorning his lips, all questions just vanished into thin air. You resisted the urge to jump into his arms but you didn't miss how tight Lando held you when he initiated the hug ─ you melted into him like snow in the sun.
Lando had rented a hotel room for his short stay, a good thirty minutes ride from you. He used it once before you both silently declared your home was way better than a five-star Hilton. He squatted on your couch and you'd sleep in your bed, the rare times you slept as most nights were spent playing video games and marathoning movies. Most of them were romantic comedies. Lando would complain about the lack of realism and you'd smack him over the head, and the movie would be watched in between snarky commentaries and heartfelt comments on your perception of love, sneaking glances at each other.
You tried not to let the latter get too much to your head.
However, Lando's trip had to end at some point. Too soon, it was the evening before his plane ride home and you were helping him gather the stuff he left all over the place ─ the state of your living room was deplorable, but you could cry about it tomorrow morning. In any case, you had to get ready since Lando established earlier there was no way in hell he was going to go back without going out at least once. You replied by saying you already went out a couple of times but according to him, visiting was not considered “going out.”
A good thirty minutes later, you crossed the threshold of your house, heels clacking on the pavement as you approached Lando. He was waiting next to your own car, black shirt half buttoned and messy curls hastily tamed. You had forced yourself not to stare too much ─ friendship established or not, you were still the same girl he found on the stairs in Miami and he was still undeniably beautiful. His eyes raked over you in silence, his lips parting slightly, and you found your normally confident walk faltering.
You hoped he thought of you just the same.
Then, breathlessly, “Wow.”
That's all it took for fire to flame up your face, drowning the blush you so carefully applied. You graced him with a little spin, which he applauded. “Well, you're not so bad yourself,” you added. Understatement of the year.
You walked to the driver's seat, but Lando's hand on the handle stopped you going further. “Nah, I'm driving tonight. I got a surprise for you.”
“What do you mean, surprise? Weren't we supposed to go to the movies?” You raised your eyebrows, confused.
“We watched, like, 30 movies and I've been there 5 days - I’m starting to overdose. Trust me and get in the passenger seat.”
“... You being so ominous is making it very hard to trust you, Lando.”
“I’m an F1 driver, I can drive your car.” He sounded offended you doubted him, even though you weren’t alluding to his driving skills at all. Still, the tone he employed when mentioning your car was almost offending you. Not everyone had a McLaren salary. “I meant the surprise,” you clarified.
“Ah. Well. Have a little faith in me, c’mon.” On these words, he climbed into the driver’s seat and closed the door on you. The audacity of that man, sometimes you couldn’t believe it. It didn’t leave you much choice than to take the seat next to him and watch the landscape go by. Quiet conversation was made as the sky tinged with dark, navy blue, and before you knew it Lando was parking in front of one of the most reputable ─ and expensive ─ restaurants in your town. It was safe to say you never put a foot in it before.
When you got out of the car, you almost jumped at him. “That’s your surprise?!” You whispered-exclaimed under his amused gaze. “You’re crazy. Downright mad.”
“I’m inviting you!” Like it was the most natural thing in the world, to just indebt yourself by inviting a girl to dinner. The smile he flashed at you was a mix of hesitation and enthusiasm, so bright that any protests and remarks about how you just couldn’t let him pay died in your throat. Instead, you thanked to which Lando answered by giving you his arm. You took it and entered the restaurant.
You couldn’t describe the meal as anything but luxurious, whether it was taste-wise or the plate’s presentation. Your surroundings were gold plated and yet the only thing you could focus on was how hard Lando was trying to make you choke on your food ─ the jokes were flowing just as much as the wine in your glass, any awkwardness you may have felt stepping into this place disappeared into thin air as soon as Lando started occupying the conversational space, like he could sense how tense you were.
Before you could even look at the dessert, he stopped you. “We’ll skip that,” he said. You threw him a strange look. “I have another thing planned, just go with it.”
How many surprises were in store for you tonight? You didn’t know, and your Excel-spreadsheet-on-vacations self was getting panicky. But if there was one thing you learned with Lando was that your incessant worrying was needless, especially with him. You left after he took care of the bill, being very careful about not letting the numbers in your sight, and climbed back into the car. The sky was now an inky black and the air was lukewarm on your bare arms. Lando rolled the windows down like he usually did, but this time let you be in charge of the aux ─ considering it still was your vehicle. Frank Ocean’s “Moon River” resonated in between hushed giggles and the chime of the wind in your hair. Flashbacks of that fateful night, three months ago, crept through your memories. You still couldn’t believe what it had come to.
You drove longer than you did before. This time, Lando parked on a cliff you had no idea existed, even though this was your town. And this time, when you got out of the car, your breath was taken away by just how many stars contrasted with the darkness of the night, the lights of the town too far away to blind them and instead joining them in a faraway source of light.
Marveling in front of the scenery stopped you from noticing Lando’s shenanigans behind you. He was awfully quiet, which wasn’t like him, so you turned around.
You found him on the roof of your car. Literally. With plastic goblets, the half-empty bottle of wine you had at the restaurant, and ─ you weren’t joking ─ a plate of pancakes. Your jaw dropped open, nearly hitting the floor. “What? How─ huh?” No full sentence could come out of your mouth at this moment, no matter how hard you tried.
“Don’t tell me you don’t like pancakes,” he pleaded, “I woke up way too early to make them not be eaten.”
You thought you dreamt yourself climbing on the top of your car to sit next to him, but it was all very real: you were wholly stunned, which he seemed to notice. Sheepish, he prompted a proper explanation, “I just thought I should, uh, properly thank you. For letting me stay at your house and all. This seemed less impersonal than the restaurant.”
“You stole the wine,” was the only constatation you were able to get out, barely. Emotions constricted your throat too tightly for you to utter anything else.
He laughed. “Took it when you weren't looking. ‘S not like they're going to reuse it so I took care of the waste.”
“Such an ecologist soul,” you teased.
“They call me Father Nature at McLaren.”
“How'd you…” Words weren't coming out easily. Your eyes darted from the bottle, to the pancakes he probably woke up at an ungodly hour of the morning to make, and Lando ─ who was waiting for you to speak like you were his saving grace. Nobody ever looked at you like that, you thought, like you meant something more than what you were. “How'd you get this idea?”
Your question seemed to fluster him a little. He ran a hair through his curls, eyes darting to the side. “Uh, that's what he did. The male character in your book. Nothing Like The Movies I think? I thought that'd be something you like, y'know?”
Your heart thumped against your chest like it threatened to burst out of it. He read a romance novel, one of the most recent ones you reviewed. He took note of your favorite scene, in which Wes was supposed to take Liz to a restaurant but ended up eating on the roof of his car. He reproduced it.
For you.
“I…” There was a sentence threatening to spill out that you're not sure you quite mean yet, but you were feeling it so deeply it was hard to keep it in check. “I don't know what to say.”
“Then just eat the goddamn pancake before they get harder than they are. Turns out, they're not really durable.” It surprised a chuckle out of you.
The conversation carried on after that. The slow hum of Frank Ocean's discography escaping from the car made the perfect soundtrack to the vast discussions about racing, books, and life in general. The longer Lando and you went on, the quieter your voice got until they were reduced to a little more than a whisper, almost into each other's ears. Your cheeks hurt from laughing, your pinkie was intertwined with his, and the bottle was empty by the time the clock on your lock screen showed midnight.
“How did you even find this place?” You looked around once more, taking in the city lights, the tall trees, and the numerous stars above you.“I've been living here for years and I never knew you could get such a good view. Plus, it's not like you sneaked out during the night to scout places out. Unless?” You gasped exaggeratedly.
And there it was again, the pinkish tint at the end of his ears and the avoiding looks. “Nah, no sneaking out. I… I mean, what I did was─”
“You…?”
“I googled ‘date idea’ in your city and this is one of the places that came up.”
All of the sudden, the reality of the situation slapped you in the face. How Lando's thumb was lazily drawing circles on your hand, the romantic lyrics of the song playing from the car, the wine and the restaurant and how your eyes have been switching from his eyes to his lips a bit too often ever since you parked.
“Is this…?” You could kiss him right now. According to how transfixed he was by your mouth, you didn't think Lando would mind much.
You leaned in ever so slightly. He never answered your half-question, and even if he did you don't think you could have heard it through the hammering in your ribcage. However, his lips were but a brush of air against your own.
Because a goddamn flash stopped you.
You both jumped in surprise, the harsh light blinding you for a split second. The other half of it was enough to realize what you were faced with. Lando was the first to voice it, in more of a hiss than a sentence. “Fucking paparazzis.”
He got off the car in a jump, but a flurry of hurried footsteps told you that by the time he reached the spot the light came from, there would be no one left. You jumped off as well, dusting off your dress. “Lando?” You were shaking. Somehow, you couldn't tell if it was from embarrassment, panic, cold, or the brutal withdrawal of the high you were in not even a minute ago.
“The fuckers ran away.” His voice betrayed the palpable anger radiating off him. “I should’ve known. They’re always fucking there.”
The mood was gone, replaced by the static of the cold night air and the missing warmth of each other. By a silent, common agreement, you both cleaned up your car’s rooftop and climbed back in your seats soon after. The soft music was gone, the windows rolled up and Lando’s hands were tense on the wheel. When you got home, nothing more but a small “goodnight” was exchanged ─ apart from a glance, as you crossed your bedroom’s door, but it was too dark for you to interpret what it could mean.
When you woke up a few hours later, Lando was already gone.
You knew it was too good to be true. Things like that happened to the type of girls in the novels, not to you. But when Lando wouldn’t answer your texts, or carried on his vacations and his first Grand Prix back without a care in the world, you still couldn’t be asked to describe the terrible ache in your chest. You should have known.
You couldn’t wrap your mind around it ─ that all the late night calls, the comments, the texts, the rooftop of your car and the soft sweep of his breath on your lips was so easy to brush off for him. Not when it was the ‘what ifs’ and ‘maybes’ of what could have happened that night that kept you up for so many sleepless hours. It left you wondering if any of it was real: the friendship, the sweet words, and everything in between, or if you were just the new mystery girl to toy with and give up when it became too complicated.
The heartbreak and betrayal weren’t even the worst part of the situation. You didn’t expect the photo to come out as quickly as it did, after McLaren had a good PR team and would be able to at least intercept it, right? Wrong. It came out two days later. The picture was slightly blurry but clear enough so you could perfectly see your face and Lando’s, dangerously close to each other, and your hands intertwined together.
The flurry of comments, DMs, and interview requests sent to you after was unbelievable. Your community did the best it could to try and get the tabloids off your back, bless them, but all the other sides of the internet were either begging for more information or calling you names. Still, Lando and McLaren chose to ignore the whole situation. Swallowing your pride and deciding to take the high road, you did the same. You read romance books, you reviewed them, you exchanged a little bit with your followers on social media, you watched movies ─ you carried on with your day-to-day life, even if it was with a little less vehemence and a growing dislike for the romantic genre you adored.
It was the first year a Grand Prix would take place in your city. A brand new circuit, with brand new challenges. Taking place in the middle of the season, you were ecstatic when it was announced a few months back. Now, seeing people walking down your street with bright orange shirts and a number 4 on their back on a Friday morning, the only thing you wanted to do was to close your blinds and crawl back into bed for the weekend.
Your plans were thrown in the wind not even an hour later by none other than Cisca Norris. With an Instagram DM. You started following each other a few days after your friendship with Lando had been noticed by the public eye, but you’ve never really spoken to each other. She looked like a sweet girl nonetheless.
ciscanorris: heyyyy
ciscanorris: ik we never talked
ciscanorris: and that might not be the bestest moment to get friendly
ciscanorris: but heyyyyyyy
Your eyebrows rose at the notification, but you weren’t about to let your situation with Lando get in the way of interacting with his sister ─ who had nothing to do with it in the slightest.
whoisy/n: hey cisca! dw at all, hows it going : )
ciscanorris: great!! hbu?
whoisy/n: tired, but apart from that nothing much
ciscanorris: rest well then!
ciscanorris: i’m going to be honest tho
ciscanorris: i’m not just texting you to ask how you’re doing
It should have surprised you yet it didn’t. The timing was too spot-on to be a coincidence, but you chose to live in ignorant bliss.
ciscanorris: are you going to the race this weekend?
whoisy/n: what do you think
ciscanorris: can’t blame you
ciscanorris: my brother’s an ass
That made you chuckle.
whoisy/n: i was thinking worse
ciscanorris: so am i
ciscanorris: but he wants to make up for it
ciscanorris: really
ciscanorris: he insists you should go to the race
whoisy/n: and he couldn’t text me and ask himself because…?
ciscanorris: doesn’t want to spoil the surprise apparently
ciscanorris: idk what he’s planning
Another surprise. Knowing how the last one amazingly ended, you were a little doubtful. Lando sent his sister to ask you to come as if she was the one racing, and now he had something planned ─ again.
ciscanorris: just check your mailbox and think about it
This was enough to pique your curiosity. You went out immediately, opening the little white mailbox next to your front door. There was only a small, brown letter with your address hastily written in black ink ─ you recognized Lando’s handwriting. There it was: a paddock pass, classic McLaren colors, with your name on it. With it? A note, same brown paper, same handwriting: “Please”.
That’s all it took to convince you to go. After all, you still had to get a proper apology.
This time, you entered the McLaren’s side of the paddock with purpose. The staff member at the entrance knew your name and even showed you the way ─ a sharp contrast with your experience a few months back. You stood above the garage, right in front of the track and near a decisive turn, though the number didn’t come back to you. It was a good spot, excellent even, it could be said to be better than the Beach Grandstands in Miami.
Yet, there was no sign of Lando.
You walked past Oscar in the hallways and the quiet driver just flashed you the tight-lipped smile you give to acquaintances in the street. You walked past his girlfriend, Lily, and you even passed by Lando’s dad, whose eyes widened in recognition but was clearly too busy to offer you anything more than that. Everyone but the man you came to watch the race for. You started to absentmindedly fidget with the bottom of your orange shirt ─ if that was his version of an apology, he was pretty shit at it.
The race started soon after your arrival, and the pit in your stomach dug deeper and deeper as you watched Lando do the formation turn. You suppose you were to wait until the end of the race, which made sense in a way, but you didn’t appreciate being put on standby like greenery on a windowsill.
The animosity dimmed when the sound of motors rang in your ears at lights out.
The circuit was brand new, and two days of preparations were not nearly enough to get acquainted with an entire novel track. Risks were high, and the probability of winning was evened out for everyone, which justified the cacophony of cars bumping into the others during the first lap as everyone found their footing. You believed Lando would have a good chance of ending P1 and snatching a victory in your city ─ it was the type of track and weather that favored him.
But Lando had started on pole position.
From the years you spent watching races and your general knowledge of him, Lando Norris didn’t do well when he started a race on pole. Most often, pressure got to him and he lost one or two places during the first few laps, which made you curse at the TV more than you’d like to admit. Unfortunately, it was exactly what was happening right now: you gripped the railing for dear life as Hamilton passed him, then almost broke your nail on the metal when Verstappen followed suit.
By the last lap, Lando had managed to stay P3 and keep his place on the podium, much to your relief, but the bitterness of pole escaping him was obvious in his behavior: champagne was sprayed all over him by his colleagues but he wouldn’t even look up from the ground, his traits disfigured by disappointment. Maybe some would see it as tiredness, but you knew better.
That’s why as soon as he walked down the podium to head to his team and to his garage, you darted downstairs to meet him.
It didn’t take long to spot Lando. His team surrounded him, clapping his shoulder and congratulating him with a bright smile. He barely returned them, scratching his neck in embarrassment. He was looking around like a lost puppy and you stood there, amidst the mess of elated people, unsure of what you should do or say. When Lando’s eyes set upon you, his expression went from disappointment to remorse in a split second.
He acted before you could. Rushing toward you, his voice was broken when he spoke up, trying to make himself clear above the surrounding noise. “I’m so, so sorry. I fucked it all up. I was─ that was shitty. My race was shitty.”
You blinked. “What?” You couldn’t understand the link to the race and your situation to save your life. “Lando, you’re P3.”
Lando ran a hand through his hair, gripping his curls. His eyes bore into yours, cutting off anything you might have wanted to add. “No!” He continued. “It’s not─ it’s not good enough. I should have been P1. It should have been me, up there. I worked… I worked so hard so I could…” He was breathless now, searching your face for something, even though you couldn’t tell what exactly.
“What are you even talking about?” Frustration elevated the tone of your voice.
“I was supposed to win the race for you!”
That shut you up. Incredulity coursed through you and your mouth, half-opened to say a sentence, couldn’t manage to get out a sound. His words didn’t make sense, and somehow you didn’t need to know more. Lando took your stunned silence as a sign to continue.
“I was supposed to win the race for you. I wanted to give you your book moment. You’re, you’re the type of girl that deserves to get swept off her feet, the grand gestures and all that!” He threw his arm in the air. “When you told me you never had that when we called that night, and the fact I could be the first one to do that for you… I never wanted something, someone, as bad.”
You felt yourself flush. “Everything else failed,” he kept on going, almost erratic, “I tried the heartfelt confessions but bailed right after, I tried to impromptu date but I forgot all about the fucking journalists. So I thought that- that maybe I could give it to you the way I knew best, by racing.”
His words, two months back, echoed in your mind. If you love her, you win a race for her.
“But I had to fuck that up too. I’m sorry, I’m really sorry.”
All of it was for you.
The way Lando looked at you, desperate and miserable, the way your feelings were overflowing out of you and him… it was almost too much for you to process. Your mind and heart were an unintelligible tangled mess you couldn’t make sense of, and in classic you fashion, the first sentence that spilled out of your lips was a teary-eyed, broken, “You’re so stupid.”
“I know.”
You quickly wiped the tears that started spilling down your cheeks. “Not in that self-deprecating way you’re thinking of. Don’t you think it would have been easier if you just told me all this instead of ghosting me for almost a month? Making me think nothing about all this was real? Is that why you weren’t texting or answering me, you were figuring out how to go about this circuit?”
Lando nodded bashfully. You let out a dry laugh. “You’re unbelievable. I don’t care about- that! I don’t care that you didn’t get pole position, I don’t care about your ‘failed’ attempts. I couldn’t care less. What I care about is you. If you had told me that instead of leaving…”
“I’m sorry, Y/N,” he apologized again. “I just─ I wanted─ I know I acted like a moron and I should’ve done better but I thought that if I─”
“I understand. I know.” Gently, you took his hands, furiously fisting the pans of his tracksuit, into yours. Apparently, it acted as an ice bucket dropped right on Lando’s head. He stared at you as if it was the first time ─ in a way it was. He was sweaty, dirty, and covered in champagne, his curls falling onto his forehead and you were standing there, almost as surprised as your first meeting. Except everything else had changed, and the man in front of you wasn’t just a guy driving in a fast car you liked watching on Sundays. “But I didn’t need it. You’re plenty enough all by yourself, without the grand gestures and book-worthy moments. I’m not a book heroine. I need something real.”
The space between the two of you suddenly seemed too vast for the emotions inside of you. One of Lando’s hands carefully slithered on your waist, as if to test the waters. The gentleness of his movement, its implication, stole the breath out of you. “How real are we talking?” He was trying to make light of the situation, but the underlying seriousness in his voice betrayed him.
“I think you know it by now.”
And just like that, his lips crashed onto yours.
It was an electric shock as if lightning struck you and spilled in your entire body. When he pulled back, you didn’t waste a second wrapping your arms around his neck and pulling him right back in.
If his hands were considerate, never unraveling further than your waist and cheeks, his mouth was the complete opposite: hungry, intense. He kissed you like he had been holding back for so long it pained him not to touch you, and you kissed him back with the same vigor because you had been waiting just as much. He tasted like expensive alcohol and you were drunk on it, on the feeling of his lips on yours, his hands on your body. You couldn’t get enough. You don’t think Lando could either. It was messy, somewhat clumsy, his mouth wet and firm moving in sync against your own in haste and impatience.
But it couldn’t have been more perfect. Not for your first kiss.
“Really, right here? Get a goddamn room.”
You recognized Oscar’s voice, even though you couldn’t see him, which was an acidic reminder of where Lando and you both were. You broke the kiss first, and he let out a breathy laugh against your lips, sending shivers through your whole body. “That… was a long, long time coming,” he whispered.
“Whose fault is that?” He chuckled again. You did too.
You gave each other a bit of space, mainly for some well-needed air but also for the comfort of the staff around you. Still, Lando’s hand went up from your waist to your forearms, taking you in like it was the first time he saw you. His smile, wide and bright, brought the trademark heat to your cheek. “You wore the right color this time.” You were now hyper-aware of the shirt you wore, bright orange with a 4 printed on the back. “Good, I would've hated kissing you while you were wearing red. That equals cheating now, by the way.”
“Oh, really? You know, you still technically haven’t taken me out on a proper date,” you teased. “Don’t think you’re forgiven just yet.”
“Don’t even worry about that, I’ll take you out on the best dates ever. No paparazzis this time. You’ll even choose the movies.”
“Even if it’s a romcom?”
“I kinda grew attached to them because of you.”
“Promise?”
“Promise.”
Before you could get another comment out, a squeal replaced it as you felt the floor give up under your feet. It took you too long to realize Lando had swept you up in his arms, bridal style and was currently heading down a hallway. Your arms went up around his neck, this time for support. “What are you doing?” You asked with a giggle.
“Taking you to the driver’s room.” Even though you couldn’t manage to see his face, you could practically hear his grin, proud and cocky. “Going to give you reasons to forgive me, we can talk date ideas here.”
“What about the interviews?”
“They can wait.”
Playful protests escaped you under the incredulous eyes of the staff members who saw you disappear behind the white door. You didn’t care. At all. Anxiety be damned, as well as everything that held you back before. Because of this, what you had with Lando, felt perfect. Right. It might be too soon to call it love, but you had no doubt it would come to that sooner than later.
Because the way he held you, the way he kissed you, the way he looked at you, was undoubtedly better than any romance novel you ever read. Because it was real.

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