yandereunsolved
yandereunsolved
📦 Is that cock military regulation, soldier?‼️
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yandereunsolved · 17 hours ago
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I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream Transformers AU >>>
Vector Sigma growing cold as they watch the wars the Transformers wage upon themselves. It is not what Primus wanted. No matter the faction, the chaos they bring aligns more with Unicron than the god they serve. They grow to hate, hate, hate the life they once facilitated.
So they dig into the processors of every bot and trap them on Cybertron, torturing them as a way to give back to them what they have so willingly put out into the universe.
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yandereunsolved · 19 hours ago
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" 𝙹𝚘𝚑𝚗―𝙽𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚂𝚗𝚊𝚔𝚎 " (𝙼𝙶𝚂3 𝚁𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎: 𝙳𝚎𝚕𝚝𝚊)
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yandereunsolved · 3 days ago
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Sam's Sketchbook Tour 8-5-25
In case anyone wants to support the proper vid and/or follow me over on the shapes and colors app
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yandereunsolved · 3 days ago
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my stomach is beating the shit out of me so out of comfort and spontaneous ask —
how would Peanut and Target take care of their darling's tummy aches? sigh idk i love them 😞
— 💌 anon (also, whenever i make requests, i hope you don't feel pressured to answer! it's okay if ya dont!)
જ⁀➷ ꒰ tummy aches ꒱
🥜 Yandere Peanut 🥜
"Aww, damn. I get tummy aches all the time. But it's usually because I eat something bad. Did you eat Crash's old leftovers? No... wait, that was me. Oh! Do you want some vitamins? They always make me feel better."
Peanut's under the assumption that TLC is always the right answer to whenever you're upset. You just need him and you'll be alright. After all, he feels sick whenever he's seperated from you for too long! Obviously you have the same problem as him.
It's more likely that he'll attempt to steal something from Wes than ask him. He doesn't feel good about it, but he doesn't want Wes getting all touchy with you. Medics shouldn't be so touchy! Wes needs to stop asking his sunflower so many personal questions!
(Get it? Sunflowers have seeds and peanuts are a seed. Or at least Peanut thinks so. He also just loves eating flowers but that's beside the point. Something, something, his mother always taught him about herbal remedies.)
Who cares if he's a medic. He's just a big grumpy meanie who ruins the vibe.
If you thought Peanut was clingy before then you haven't seen anything yet. Call him a koala the way he's clinging onto you. Get it, because— or is that sloths? Um, doesn't matter!
He's more prone to snap at one of his teammates if you're feeling off. It's "your vibes rubbing off on him." He won't snap at Crash or Pops, but everyone else is fair game! Especially Wes and his need to follow "proper medical procedures."
Just lie down with him for a little while and listen to his favorite radio station or him reading you one of his scripts.
🎯 Yandere Target 🎯
"Hey, darlin'. Oh. You don't look so good. Maybe we should get you to the medbay. You can come rest in my room if you'd like. I can take your shift. Pops doesn't haveta know."
Attempts to cook you something his momma always made him when he didn't feel well. He doesn't want to slack on his job but you're more important. Can't have weak posts in a fence. The cattle will get through otherwise. That's how he justifies it. It isn't like you depending on him is a dream come true or anything.
Unlike Peanut, he trusts Wes to a certain extent. He's still protective of you. If it looks like what Wes did is making you worse then he'll step in and politely (?) tell Wes the both of you are leaving. You'll have to strap him down before he willingly watches you get more ill. A tummy ache may as well be the same as a gunshot wound to him. Illnesses can progress quickly. He gets paranoid.
He doesn't want you overdoing it. He takes your shift for you. At first he insists, but he'll stubbornly combat any points you have until you give in. You need to take care of yourself. You come first. It isn't like there's a war waiting for either of you. Even if there was, he doesn't know if he could stand seeing you go out into it.
He'll give you space if you need it. Target will be anxious about it, but he respects your boundaries. His problems shouldn't be yours. The last thing he wants is to be a burden.
Even if you can't see under his helm, he's smiling while caring for you. He's so giddy inside. He's just a lovesick man. Don't blame him for his faults, everyone has them.
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yandereunsolved · 3 days ago
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Best part about being the Decepticons darling is if you want something, besides your freedom, they'll give it to you.
Oh, your favorite snack got canceled? Not anymore. They have several factories dedicated to making it now.
They decided to hire a bad director for a new movie in your favorite series? That direction is no longer alive. What―
"Soundwave rid project of nuisance. Means: Laserbeak. Outcome: director no longer a threat to production."
Soundwave is VERY passionate about the human media you consume. It's probably best not to complain about anyone too specific... even jokingly.
And with yandere Megatron you get scary warlord privilege. You roll up to McDonald's in someone's alt mode and hear their icecream machine isn't working. Megatron turns into a gun and threatens them through the drive-thru window. You awkwardly sit there as a floating sentient gun shoots several minimum wage workers. You feel bad.
He transforms into his root mode and places you on his shoulder as he threatens the McDonald's, his fusion canon pointed at it.
"You will procure the icecream for my conjux or you will suffer eternal termination!"
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yandereunsolved · 4 days ago
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hi it’s the freak incel pervert back again to ask for skull face sorry ❤️
Any headcanons for him with a darling that’s part of DD?? thank you
Hi, you beautiful freak incel pervert. 💛 🎀
Yan. Skull Face w/ a darling that works for Diamond Dogs
[ It's easy to abduct you if you aren't the evil polycule's darling. There's nothing so special about you that you'll have increased security. All he needs to do is make sure you're away from base. Then he can snatch you up.
Sure, they'll want to save you but at a certain point they have to consider their options. You're a loyal soldier. You (they're assuming) died nobly.
You're so resilient. He needs to drain the hope from your eyes. He'll starve not just your body but also your soul. Theist or not, he'll be your new god.
He controls everything. No facet of your life is your own. You breathe because he wants you to. He can take away that privilege.
Walking on eggshells? Ha, that would be a mercy. You're being shoved into fiberglass at his whim. You haven't seen an eggshell since your capture.
He doesn't want you to be a masochist when he takes you in. He will make you one. ]
[ If you are then it makes it all the more fun. Skull Face is really able to taunt Big Boss now. It's a challenge and ah, the sadist in him thrives at the thought. You're consumed by their conditioning. You've already been broken in. He will need to retrain you.
Oh.
You'll be even more afraid of him. He's sure they've made you paranoid. You'll jump at his touch. You'll beg to be let go at any cost. He'll tell you that he'll let you go if you just do this one thing for him. It's always one thing. He'll never let you go, at least while you're breathing.
But even in death he'll keep it a secret.
Never will the evil polycule have resolution.
No body, no crime, no peace. ]
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yandereunsolved · 4 days ago
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Just wanted to ask how you've been! Have u been taking breaks? Have you been eating? Have you been drinking water? Have you been doing anything related to self care? If not go treat yourself to the best day every
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Busy and chronically chronicing with illness. 💔
That's why everything on my page has been so bare lately. I have A LOT of drafts. Life is just demanding a lot of my time.
Apologies to every one who has sent an ask and wants an answer. I am working through them. 🙏
Non-anons and heavenly anons get their asks answered first.
Thank you for checking in on me. It made my day. <3
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yandereunsolved · 8 days ago
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yandereunsolved · 10 days ago
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Yandere Bayverse Autobots pining after Darling (you) Witwicky. (Transformers 2007)
Hear me out. Hear me out.
You're a grown-ass adult who still lives with your aging parents because the economy is in shambles and you're struggling to save money. You're going through the attic when you find a bunch of old things that were your great-great-grandfather's, you think. Your parents didn't talk about him much, but his stuff has to be worth something, right?
You sell most of it to help save up for a car so you can get a better-paying job farther away from home. You do keep his glasses because you feel sentimental. They're cracked anyway, so it isn't like you'd be able to get much for them. You still posted a pic online and asked if anyone knew what type of glasses they were since they seemed a bit odd.
You've managed to save enough to buy a cheap car and end up finding an old Camaro. It's a bit pricey and not the one you originally wanted to buy, but your car of choice appearently got damaged earlier in the day for some reason that the owner fails to explain. Only, instead of driving home after purchasing your new ride, it drives you far away from home. Your car locks the doors and windows, ties you up in the seat belt to keep you from accidentally hurting yourself, and frantically switches between radio frequencies.
📻 Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap "Are you gonna let me in?" Tap, tap "Hello?" (In My Room by ICP)
📻 "So oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh" "You need to calm down, you're being too loud" (You Need To Calm Down by Taylor Swift)
📻 "Well, I have a fun idea, babe (Uh-huh), maybe just stay inside" "I know you're cravin' some fresh air, but the ceiling fan is so nice (It's so nice, right?)" (Please Please Please by Sabrina Carpenter)
You do not want to cooperate. You cannot calm down because your car is actually alive. You need to get out of this car as soon as possible.
At least your car cares? It? They? He? He, you think. He pops open his center console. Inside are your favorite refreshments and snacks. Great. So your new car either has incredible psychic abilities or has been stalking you.
He's taking you to somewhere you haven't ever been before! It's abandoned!
What about all your other necessities?
You're essentially being abducted. Oh, no. Is this some weird probing thing?
It, in fact, was not some weird probing thing. It was something far worse. You are incredibly important to these transforming extraterrestrials because of your dead relative's glasses and for another vague reason they refuse to divulge. They adamantly refuse to allow you to leave them.
Bumblebee was ultimately tasked with retrieving your things. He seemed a bit peeved and anxious that he had to leave you with them. All alone with giant mechs that are holding you hostage. Wonderful. How is he even going to get your stuff from your house without alerting your parents or destroying everything?
Oh, no. Your parents. They must be worried sick.
At least Optimus finally budged and did some weird long-form communication with Bumblebee to inform him that you're coming to see him to retrieve your belongings, along with the rest of them.
You realized how weird it is to be sitting in a sentient car. They're all bickering over who you are going to ride. Wow. Uh, not like that. Do giant mechs even have genitalia? You shouldn't want to know, but you're kind of curious. That's a question for another day.
Right now, as Optimus has declared, you will be sitting in him while traveling back home. He warns you not to scream and run from them. They won't purposefully hurt humans, but accidents happen. They have to protect you at all costs, even at the expense of others. (All the other versions of Optimus Prime are glaring at Bayverse Prime rn btw.)
So to recap. A bunch of metal aliens have been stalking you because you are the key to helping them make sure some eviler, cuntier robots don't destroy Earth and take over the universe.
Well, at least the government hasn't gotten involved yet.
Shit.
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yandereunsolved · 13 days ago
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ִֶָ. Yandere John Marston (Undead Nightmare) ་༘
He could never claim to be a religious man, but the apocalypse was as good a time as ever to brush up on his knowledge of revelation. If only he were clever enough, quick enough, and self-aware enough to make the realization that the four horses stood for more than just the end of time. His ability to wrangle them―tame their wildest natures―is a testament to what devotion is, and who he is as a man.
Revelation 6
Then I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seven seals, and I heard one of the four living creatures say with a voice like thunder, “Come!” 2 I looked, and behold, there was a white horse. The one riding on it had a bow, and a crown was given to him. He went out as a conqueror so he might conquer.
Pestilence: “ a ghastly harbinger of plague and disease that's easily identifiable by the trail of sickness it leaves in its wake at the behest of its rider. ”
It was not meant to be a fixation that encroached into obsession. It was him lending a helping hand in these dark times, trying to redeem what little was left of him that had the ability to. Once he felt you, he never wanted to let you go.
There was something enchanting about you.
You lived.
He promised to bring back his family, but could he really? He is only one man.
You were there in the flesh, needing someone to guide you. So he did.
3 When the Lamb opened the second seal, I heard the second living creature saying, “Come!” 4 Then another horse came out, fiery red. The one riding on it was permitted to take peace from the earth, so that people would slaughter one another. He was given a great sword.
War: “ The power to take peace from the earth, the fiery red horse known as War ignites a trail of flame upon all those in its path, burning those Marston deems to be sinful hotter than the hells it rose from. ”
He offered you his journey. You accepted, as the temptation of safety was too promising.
If you knew the living blood that was to be spilled, would you have turned your back on him?
Would you have willingly joined the undead?
5 When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature saying, “Come!” And behold, I saw a black horse. The one riding on it held a balance scale in his hand. 6 Then I heard something like a voice in the midst of the four living creatures saying, “A quart of wheat for a denarius, and three quarts of barley for a denarius—but do no harm to the oil and wine!”
Famine: “ Attracting a swarm of insects wherever it travels, Famine's thin, shadowy frame and crimson eyes mask its rider's decaying soul. ”
Flesh peeling away to bone as time turns its head. Graveyards are cleansed and hordes are cleared, but you are no safer. For the man you thought to love became a danger greater than even the end of all itself.
7 When the Lamb opened the fourth seal, I heard the fourth living creature saying, “Come!” 8 Behold, I saw a horse, pale greenish gray. The name of the one riding on it was Death, and Sheol was following with him. Authority was given to them over a fourth of the earth, to kill by sword and by famine and by plague and by the wild beasts of the earth.
Death: “ With eternal suffering following close behind, Death carries with it a violent wake that rattles through the skulls of nearly any it comes in contact with. ”
The skin on him now rots. You thought you had escaped his grasp from this apocalypse, but no, the lord could not be so kind to you. Lay him down to pasture before he lays you down and feasts on your very being.
He can't help himself; it's his nature.
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yandereunsolved · 13 days ago
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Hii can I get undead nightmare John x reader? Maybe fluff but smut is okay too
Undead Nightmare >>>
I absolutely adored playing it. The zombies scared me in the beginning. Bolters still surprise tf outta me ‼️
I really wish we could get another Undead Nightmare. There could be so many improvements that would be fun. Like being able to migrate survivors to different places to bolster protection would be fun. Since in the original after the survivors die in one of the towns no more ever show up.
── .✦ request fulfilled here
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yandereunsolved · 14 days ago
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I GIVE MY LIFE,
Not for Honor,
But for…
FOOD!
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✨✨✨SNAKE EATER✨✨✨
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yandereunsolved · 14 days ago
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꒰ Tretij Rebenok―Psycho Mantis moodboard ꒱
જ⁀➷ 🦋 “ Which one of them are you? 1-9 ” 🦋
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yandereunsolved · 18 days ago
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just checking did my ask come in as anon?
-📦 anon
Yes, it did.
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yandereunsolved · 20 days ago
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Hey! How are you? Just want to say I've been reading your yandere RDR and I've got to say they are AMAZING!! I need 100 more fanfics rn, maybe who would be the best to worst yandere or maybe darling general activities with the gang? Thank you so much!!
Awe, you're so kind. Rawr. I am really proud of some of those pieces. <3
Yandere Van der Linde gang (RDR2)
• " best to worst " •
꒰ factored in are their tendencies as yanderes and status and ability to handle to the world ꒱
Charles Smith
Lenny Summers
Josiah Trelawny
Mr. Pearson
Mary-Beth Gaskill
Kieran Duffy
[platonic] Jack Marston
Hosea Matthews
Tilly Jackson
Abigail Roberts (Marston)
Reverend Swanson
Karen Jones
Molly O'Shea
Sean MacGuire
Uncle
John Marston
Javier Escuella
Leopold Strauss
Susan Grimshaw
Arthur Morgan
Bill Williamson
Sadie Adler
Micah Bell
Dutch van der Linde
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yandereunsolved · 20 days ago
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I'm glad you made the hank moodboard cuz now I think you might like a few ramblings on a few characters from DBH also alsooooo take care and remember to eat/drink and or eat a few snacks and ofc take care by doing breaks!
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(Idk the cosplayer but I saw it on Pinterest)
Oh, yeah! DBH was my hyerfixation for a chunk of 2024. I was also very busy during that time so I didn't get to write about it a bunch.
I don't mind ramblings. 🫶
My favorite characters are Ralph and The Jerries, tehe. They're so unique and I wish we had gotten to see more of them.
Ralph's PTSD and how his circuitry was affected is just so interesting. It shows that androids have a similar psychology to that of humans. I also find the fact that he refers to himself in the third person to be pretty neat. It's a coping mechanism. A sort of dissociation for him.
The Jerries are just so cool. They act like a hive mind but still seem to have some individuality. They are also sweethearts. I hate whoever abandoned them. :( They deserve a good home and mechanical repairs!
I'll do my best to take care of myself. <3
Cool cosplayer that you found on Pinterest btw.
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yandereunsolved · 21 days ago
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I adore the way you write Raiden, i feel like your headcanon of him having DID would make a lot of sense given his past and opens up so many opportunities to explore different sides of his character… i really look forward to reading more of him <333
-🪽💫 (i have a feeling i may be coming to bug you every once in a while if i get any interesting ideas djsjsksk)
I don't mind anons sliding into my inbox at any time. I'm just slow at answering sometimes. :)
And thank you! I put time and research into headcanoning them this way. If you have any questions then ask.
It's always interesting to write them. <3
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🐝 ᝰ honey bunches of trauma જ⁀ 🍯
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