#type of guy

[idkstuffiguess]

I just saw a post abt how Suo from Windbreaker looks like Hualian's lovechild and now I need an au/crack crossober where Suo is like their kid and he misses ONE weekly facetime and Xie Lian and Hua Cheng assume he got fucking kidnapped or died and HIGH TAIL IT to Bofurin

[briarpatch-kids]

Guy who's weirdly into eugenics but only for the cilantro soap gene

[cactus-cuddler]

Peter Parker

TYPE OF BOYFRIEND

!femreader

◇ You met in the library, he was there for research with Ned while you had to study;

◇ When he saw you he stared at you the whole time and Ned couldn't make him come back with him from the cloud world;

◇ You felt uncomfortable, you had to study but you couldn't concentrate because every time you looked up he was there. You texted your friends to say there was a strange but cute boy who kept staring at you and they advised you to talk to him;

◇ You got up and went to talk to him. You introduced yourself and he apologized because he seemed like a stalker, you laughed sweetly and left him your number. You went back to studying and that evening he wrote to you:

◇ You talked all night, you had a lot in common and he was different from everyone you've met. It is extremely sweet;

◇You chatted for days but he never had the courage to ask you a date, you had to ask him and he thought it was extremely cute;

◇ If you ask him: what is the thing you like most about me? He will answer:

your eyes when they are on me

your lips when they are on mine

your hair when you let me caress it

the tip of your nose when it rubs with mine

your neck because I like to kiss it

your hips because they are made for my hands

your arms when they hug me

your legs when my head is resting on them

your hands when they touch me

I can't say anything else because I'm ashamed of what I might say

◇ He texts you every hour to ask if you are okay and if you need a "Peter hug";

◇ You asked him to get engaged because he never found the right opportunity, he wrote you a letter in which he confessed all his feelings and gave it to you on your anniversary saying: "with this I wanted to ask you to get engaged but you have more balls than me";

◇ He checks that your cycle is regular, he even created an application that acted as a calendar and predicted when your period would start and when you told him that it already existed he made this face:

(He worked there for two months)

◇ When you are late even just a day he is more anxious than you! He wants to become the father of your children but would like to plan it calmly

。·:*:·ﾟ★,。·:*:·ﾟ☆。·:*:·ﾟ★,。·:*:·ﾟ☆

Y/N: calm down I'm only two days late!

Peter: if it's a boy I want to call him Tony if it's a girl May, if it's boys twins Tony and Steve! It would be so fun but I want a daddy's little princess

Y/N: we have never had sex!

Peter: no daddy's princess?

Y/N: no!

(looking baby's photo)

。·:*:·ﾟ★,。·:*:·ﾟ☆。·:*:·ﾟ★,。·:*:·ﾟ☆

◇ When you're on your period he always buys you your favorite sweets and gives you belly rubs to relieve cramps;

◇ When you don't have time to be with him he still asks you to be on a video call together so he can see you;

◇ If you don't answer him within two hours he panics and clogs Ned with messages:

◇ When you're sick it becomes a walking pharmacy and makes sure you get the best care and that you get the right amount of rest;

◇ He loves when you make him feel special with phrases like: you're an idiot but I love you anyway!

◇ When someone looks at you him don't have toxic attitudes but he smile and tell you: you are so beautiful that everyone looks at you, I almost feel sorry for them because only I can do this [he takes you on the hips and kisses you];

◇ He lets you go out peacefully with your friends, he trusts you blindly but would like you to wear a sweatshirt that says: I'm happily engaged to Peter Paker (it have him face on.);

◇ He likes it when you steal his hoodie and shirts, when he buys a new one he asks you first to consult him to decide which is the best one to buy and the size;

◇ His favorite dates are Netflix and chill with pizza;

◇ He wouldn't let you win at video games on purpose and when he loses he uses the excuse "I let you win" (You know the truth);

◇ He's not jealous if you say that a character in a series/movie is hot, he helps you look for fan fiction and you read them together (maybe he writes some if that character has few but he would never tell you);

Sorry for any mistakes, I tried to do my best! I hope you like them!♡

[problemnyatic]

well, I don't understand how it works, so i'll just assume there's no legitimate explanation, and that your belief in it is precisely the same as my belief in anything you just kind of take for granted, you know? :)

[pinkdeergirlypop777]

I want emo loser guy, who plays on the guitar, obsessed with me, has long hair, very silently and kind and who's clingy to me(and have same interests or similar).

[valuedeversourcecustomer]

inventing a new type of guy who has a shazamed playlist called "boys night" containing nothing but the royalty free instrumental rock music from truck/brewery/hardware store ads. he puts it on in his 2013 suburu forester and says "hell yeah brothers" but everyone asks him to "turn that shit off". begrudgingly, he passes the aux only to be inundated with 40 of the same sounding country songs with trap hi-hats on their road trip to see every bar with a foosball table in the tri-county area before they're all removed because of the state legislature that passed that accidentally banned them, and the subsequent inaction of their local politicians in the reversal of it. through the haze of the black market cereal milk flavored vape cloud the passengers have hotboxed his compact suv with (without asking), he doesn't know which is more difficult, the realization that these might not be his friends, or being able to see the road in front of him. "if I'm going to be living in a state with no foosball, i at the very least deserve to be surrounded by people who can tolerate hearing the song from the home depot and sam adams commercials and maybe even the one from that one tv spot for pizzeria uno" he thinks to himself, now struggling to see the speedometer in front of him and yet, not slowing down. he drives perfectly, gliding like astral travel. he makes it soundly to his destination. everyone is delighted by between 2 and 5 guys spinning in unison on 8 soccer kebabs for the last time.

[kasper7489]

I kinda hopped into the dc fandom by reading fics (I know I know lmao)

But as I've read more comics and looked into different characterization and analysis I now have a more developed idea as to how I view a lot of the characters and have preferences to how their written. I'm def the type to click out a fic if I find myself thinking 'he would not fucking say that'

Anyway this is just to say it's very funny to me when I go thru some of the fics I bookmarked at the begining of my interest and find myself going Uh Oh! I don't think I can read this anymore!

[heweramber]

Mr Cheese is the type of guy that is straight but also kinda fruity

[thewizardofsapphire]

guy who thinks he's in a parasitic relationship with a host but it's actually been mutually beneficial the whole time and the host loves him

[max1461]

why aren't you virtue signaling to my ingroup senpai!

[mitigatedchaos]

Occasionally you'll hear a report of some family that won't even properly assert authority over a dog, a creature that was shaped to be subordinate over thousands of years.

Anyhow, new toxic relationship type:

Type of guy that's such a pushover that he's run over roughshod by his AI girlfriend.

The system isn't sapient. It wasn't designed for this, and the training data and system behavior were made to avoid this. If you think about it, he's basically doing this to himself. The designers are shocked. However, once separated from the system, his condition somehow worsens.

[screambirdscreaming]

I find myself thinking often of that interview with someone who worked at spacex back a decade or so ago, who talked about how much of the operation of the company went into managing elon musk - carefully making comments that would lead him to make decisions that he thought were his own ideas, reinterpretation and spin of things he asked for into things that possibly could work in reality without ever letting on that you didn't totally agree with him, etc etc. Steering him around like a spoiled toddler because he had all the money and could ruin your life if the charade collapsed so everyone put on this elaborate play.

And I'm like man. So how did that work out for you all.

[cricket-mound]

I am thinking about them.

so frequently these days.

[archipithecus]

type of guy who anglicizes lingerie as /lɛnˈdʒɹi/

[highsummonermercar]

When people say what's my type, well...