#ugh what're my tags again...

[cowardlychimera]

hiiiii made this super quick a few days ago but just cleaned it up a little bit right now so heree

they're an oc and their name is Too Much and Never Enough (yes. the whole thing.) be niceys to them <3

[tagintagout-au]

(Walking into the spacious room, you see Darkness spread onto the walls, an infection consuming the House from the inside.)

(On the opposite side of the room, stands a lone figure, brightly cutting through.)

(Their cloak flows gently with a wind that isn't there.)

(You're ready.)

🔷️: ...

⭐️: ...

🪨: ...

🔨: ...

🎀: ...

(...It'll be different, this time.)

✨️: ...Saviors of Vaugarde...

✨️: I've been waiting for you for so, so long.

✨️: One year.

✨️: Of hardship, of fighting, of a race against time. Against the Universe's will.

✨️: One year...

✨️: Oh, dear saviors...

✨️: I... I...!

✨️: I've been SOOOO bored!!

(...Wait, this is definitely different. Every time, they've said something different!)

✨️: Ugh, just looking at your adorable little family makes me so eager to kill you!

✨️: Watching you all work together... it really does bring a tear to my eye!~

(...But... is this just because you're all closer now? Is that why they've said something else?)

✨️: Awww, are you confused? Wondering why I'm acting like this?

✨️: Well, before that, allow me to remind you of my beautiful beautiful name!~

✨️: Antagonist! Tag for short!! It's super cute, it's like we're the bestest! Of! Friends!

⭐️: ...Can we, uh, just-

✨️: No no no no no, stardust, you are NOT interrupting me! You already have such a perfect little life, so why don't you leave some space for the rest of us?~

⭐️: Wh- no!

⭐️: I'm not going to let you just... just keep talking, you attacked this country, you've been hurting so many people-

✨️: My, rude as always, stardust~

✨️: But I suppose if you're really that selfish, I'll let you fight me, teehee!

✨️: I do have one last question, though.

(..!!)

(They're asking you something again!)

✨️: Housemaiden.

✨️: Do you really think this is going to work?

🎀: ...Wait, what?

✨️: Bringing them here, like this... am I a joke to you?

✨️: Do you think this will solve anything?

🪨: ...Mira, what're they talking about?

(???)

🎀: I- I don't know???

✨️: ...

✨️: Of course you don't.

✨️: Alright then! Let's all fight like a wonderful wonderful little family~

✨️: And let's see which actor plays their role best!

[urlocalloser10191]

scared - wolfstar angst - sirius pov - word count: 373

This wasn't supposed to happen. No, no. Sirius had this whole idea, he-he was supposed to be with Remus. And as his mother would say, he'd fucked things up again. Remus loved him, right? So why was he chummying up with James so much? Sirius loved James to the moon and back, obviously, but he didn't love the looks that Remus was giving him. Remus was supposed to be his.

And yet he still hadn't made a move after 5 months of pining. What the fuck was wrong with him?

Why couldn't he just own up to it, bite the bullet, and say 'Hey Remus. I know we've only been friends, but I actually love you so much romantically and I want to kiss you and also have a relationship with you.' So easy. Right? Clearly for James, right...?

Maybe James and Remus were just friends. Plus, Remus and Sirius were closer, right? Remus loved Sirius, right? Right? Right?-

"Hey, padfoot? Your move."

Oh. Right. The card game Remus and him were playing. For whatever bet. And Sirius still hadn't made a move. Let's see...he could use his ace now, but- ugh, this was not his biggest issue.

"Oh, let me think...wasn't focusing."

Along with a little chuckle, Sirius played it off, but when James sauntered into the room, he felt a little more upset than usual. Which was annoying, because James was his ride or die, essentially.

"Ooh, what're you two playing?" James inquired, plopping down on a cushion next to the two boys. Shortly after, Peter wandered in, opening up a book without a word and reading.

"Ah, just a quick game of cards. It's Sirius' turn now, so if he could make the move..."

The comment Remus made was lighthearted, but Sirius couldn't help but be scared. Was Remus upset? Frustrated? God, he couldn't stand this. He threw down a random card, even though he knew he had better cards...shame, he was so distracted...he almost wished he'd never realized at all.

As James tutted, playfully shoving him as he commented on the bad move, Sirius couldn't help but stare at the way Remus was glancing at James. Not him. Was it love? He was being paranoid...but god, he was scared.

a/n: is this how you do these? idk sob. anyways ik the ending is quite crap, but idrk. u can give feedback if u wish but PLEASE BE nice bcuz im pretty sure i have rsd and i will definitely cry if u help(dont take it personal alas) tag list below !!

tag list: @abs0l3m @a-chance-of-raine @mushroom-enby @preposterousray(cuz ik u like my writing) @narcissus10191 idk who else !! plz lmk if you want to be tagged, i have the memory of a snail

[circusgoth-dotcom]

TLC + THC

Ship: Jay x Bear x Silent Bob

Word Count: 1253

Summary: After a long day of signing Bluntman & Chronic comic books, Bear is in desperate need of a massage. CWs for drug references, canon-typical suggestiveness.

Tag List: @canongf @futurewife @rexscanonwife

When Bear began hanging around with Jay and Silent Bob, he had expected things like movie "dates" and loitering in front of convenience stores, both of which were typically on the agenda. However, he had never expected a comic book using the boys' likenesses to explode in popularity such that the three of them would be doing signings at a local convention for nearly eight hours.

"I honestly don't know why I agreed to do this," Bear joked over the comic in his hand, "Banky's never even asked if I wanted in on this superhero action. Am I not marketable??"

"You're here because you write my signature better than I can write my fuckin’ signature," Jay answered as he handed a comic back to a fan. "And of course you're fuckin' marketable! Banky's just a fuckin' pussy. He can't handle all of this." Jay waved his hand in front of Bear's face and down their body, accentuating their curves.

"What would my alter ego be? Mary Jane?"

"You can come by and get me high.~ Any fuckin' time, goth-a-boo, haa." He made air kisses at them, making them roll their eyes with a grin before cringing and hopping from one foot to the other.

"Ugh, how much longer do we have? My feet are killing me, between walking around, checking other booths, and just standing here, I'm about to fucking collapse. And it's been sooo long since lunch…"

Jay looked around briefly before tapping Silent Bob on the shoulder. "If anyone asks, I went off to have crazy, mad, sweat-dripping, sheet-tearing, scream-your-head-off sex with our best friend-- you can hold down the fort while I take Bear back to the room, right?"

Silent Bob looked between Jay and what was left of the signing line before giving him a skeptical look.

"Don’t fuckin' look at me like that, you fuck, Bear's feet hurt and we don’t exactly have a chair to offer them, do we?? I mean I've got something they can sit on but it isn't really going to help right at this moment…" He then clapped his shoulder again, "but wouldn't you do the same thing, SB?"

While Silent Bob briefly considered Jay's argument, the thinner man didn't give him much of a chance to respond before opening his mouth again. "You're the best!"

With that, Jay wrapped an arm around Bear's shoulders and began leading them away from the booth.

"What're we doing??" They asked.

"I'm saving your ass is what we're doing."

"We're going back to the room?"

"Yup."

"Oh thank God."

“So I’m your favourite now, right?”

Bear groaned as they entered the elevator. “Jay, now is not the time…”

“C’mon, don’t tell me you’re too high and mighty to be picking favourites, Bear! I know you do, it’s alright! Because I’m your favourite.”

“I’m not taking the bait, dumbass.” They lightly shoved him and he shoved back.

“I can take it, tell me Silent Bob’s your favourite then!” Jay grinned, his cheeks aglow and his eyes sparkling.

“Oh, look, the doors are opening,” Bear pushed out into the hall, limping quickly toward their room while Jay strode along behind them.

“Shit, that looks bad, man… here,” as the two reached the door, Jay took out his room card and swiped it, opening the room for his partner.

“Thank you, Jay…” They crashed into the nearest chair and practically melted against it, sighing in the room’s AC while Jay closed the door behind him.

“Fuck, is there anything I can do for you? You want to smoke something??”

Bear stretched out his legs, studying the ceiling for a moment before looking back at Jay. “Well… there might be something you can help with. I know it’ll make you happy. Do you mind giving me a massage?”

Before he had even finished his sentence, Jay had knelt beside him and began untying his shoes. “Fuck yeah, I can do that, fuckbuddy. Damn, I wish I had some oil or something, we could make this really sexy.”

Bear rolled his eyes again and settled further into the chair, content to not think too hard about Jay soothing his sore muscles with his long hands. “Yeah, yeah… just start with the soles and work your way up, alright? My shoulders are pretty fucked, too…”

Jay nodded, settling into a cross-legged position beside their feet and taking one heel in his palm. He briefly glanced up at Bear’s already checked-out expression, shrugged to himself, and began pressing his knuckles into the tender flesh. Bear tensed briefly but didn’t ask Jay to stop. While it was by no means professional, it did feel good in a way.

“Shit, your feet are like blocks of concrete, man. One less thing to worry about if you ever get on the bad side of the mafia, I guess.” Jay commented as he moved on to the other foot. Bear tittered in response before tensing up again, leaning into the helpful pressure of Jay’s fingerpads.

“God, I needed this…”

“I’m gonna make you feel like a new man when I’m done.”

“Hell yeah--” They then groaned as their bones crunched in release.

“Haha, that feel good, gummy bear?~” Jay smirked as he moved on to stretching their ankles, standing to gently tug on their legs and drawing a borderline lewd sound out of them as their knee popped. They continued to mewl in relief as the door opened again, briefly glancing over as Silent Bob entered the room.

“Why’ve you got your eyes covered, Bobby?” They half-sighed in momentary confusion as the fingers parted, revealing Silent Bob’s beautiful brown eyes.

“Probably ‘cause he heard you fuckin’ moaning like a whore over here and thought I was doing that thing you like with my tongue.” Jay playfully flicked his tongue between his fingers before looking over at his friend. “Not like you haven’t seen ‘em naked before, y’know.”

“Yeah, but Bobby’s a gentleman,” Bear waved him over to squeeze his hand. “Didn’t want to barge in on us if you were telling the truth about taking me up to the room and fucking me, right?”

Silent Bob nodded in agreement before giving them a questioning look.

“Eh, I still feel like shit, but Jay’s doing alright. Is the signing done?”

He shrugged and nodded, more or less.

“Yeah? Well, somebody tell Banky that if he wants me to do this shit again, he owes me something. New shoes, at least-- agh, Jesus, fuck--! There it goes…” Bear melted as his other knee finally popped, practically slipping out of the chair.

“Alright! Hop up on the bed, Silent Bob can do your back.”

“Well, only if he wants to, Jay. Bobby, don’t let him make you feel as if you have to do everything he says.”

Silent Bob shrugged again with a content expression before patting the second bed. Bear sighed, pulling himself out of the chair before flopping down on his stomach.

“Hey, while you two are doing that, I’ll grab us some food, sound good?”

Both Bear and Silent Bob gave Jay quiet thumbs up as Silent Bob removed Bear’s shirt.

“You know what we like,” Bear hummed around the pillow under his chin. He listened as Jay dug around for his wallet for a moment before bidding them both goodbye and disappearing back into the hallway. Only then did Bear roll onto his back and look fondly up at Silent Bob. “Finally. Some alone time.” They pulled him close and sealed the gap between their lips.

[cutiesgaloree]

SHOW AND TELL !!

obey me! brothers x f!reader

context: fem reader teases the seven brothers by showing some cleavage!

warnings: mdni, suggestive, dubcon, some parts are shorter than others :')

reblogs are appreciated!

tags: @stygianoir

Lucifer

you sauntered into the eldest brother's bedroom, wearing shorts and a low v-cut shirt, your outfit hugging you in all the right spots

lucifer was at his desk, doing paperwork that the demon prince had once again pushed onto him

you leaned on his desk, laying yourself over his paperwork, breaking his focus

"luci, won't you take a break? you've been working so hard after all.."

lucifer merely raised an amused eyebrow, glancing at your chest threatening to expose itself and back up at you

he could see right through you

"i've got quite the amount of paperwork to get through. putting it off will be of no benefit," he said nonchalantly, waiting for your next move

shrugging, you got off his desk and skipped around it, plopping yourself on his lap facing towards him

he put his pen down and immediately held your hips, keeping you in place on his lap

"true, but such ambition should be rewarded, don't you think?" you replied, smiling mischievously

lucifer gave you those eyes (yk what i'm talking about) ;)

the hooded ones that screamed ‘ i'm gonna fuck you into tomorrow ’

"is that so?" he said, hands inching up your body, "and what might this reward entail?"

you continued smiling at him, "you'll see~"

Mammon

"CASINO NIGHHTTTT~" mammon cheered, bursting into your room

you knew it was time for you and mammon to go to the casino and have fun

hence why you were changing

and he just walked in on you...

he stared for a couple seconds before you reminded him he was staring

"h-huh?! me? staring?! a-at you? psh, yeah right!" he says, blushing furiously before slamming the door

you decided to go for formal attire

and i mean really formal

you were dressed in a tight fancy suit, the top buttons of your dress shirt unbuttoned

creating a perfect boob window 😍👍

mammon looked beet red when he laid eyes on you after you left your room

"o-oi! where do ya think you're goin' with t-that!" he yelled, pushing you back into the room

"why? does it look bad on me?" you sighed theatrically, glancing down in feigned disappointment

"no! you look too hot n i don't want anyone but me seeing you like that!" mammon blurted out before slapping a hand over his mouth and clearing his throat

"what i meant was, y-you look horrible! yeah, that's right! the suit looks down right.. u-ugly! so change into something else!" he barked, crossing his arms and huffing

"okay," you said, smirking and beginning to take off your clothes

right in front of him 😁

"woah woah woah! what're ya doing?!" he panicked, eyes wide as saucers and his cheeks redder than an apple

"well, you told me to change right?" you said smugly, "i'm simply following order from my first~ ah-!"

you squeaked in surprise upon being thrown into your bed by mammon, his face hidden in your neck, hands gripping your waist

"grr, ya shouldn't tease a demon-- unless you're ready for the consequences..."



Leviathan

it was game night for you and levi, but you'd been in the mood for something.. different.

and so you wore a short skirt and a hoodie

knocking on the door and entering after answering levi's code, the poor boy became flustered at how short your skirt was

"h-hey... you- what- why're you-?" he started, not being able to get out a sentence

you merely feigned innocence, tilting your head in mock confusion

"yes, levi?"

"uh, nevermind! it's nothing..! ugh, let's just start playing," he sighed, dropping the subject

as you two gamed, you began teasing him subtly

first, you scoot right next to him

the second he stops tensing, you lean your head on his shoulder

finally you draped your exposed legs over his lap and got comfortable, leaving him red

every touch had him jumping and tensing, but that last move made him slam the pause button

you spared him a confused glance despite knowing exactly why he stopped the game

"levi, why'd you stop the game? is something wrong?"

"n-no..! just thought we should take a break..." he trailed off

you smiled mischievously before nodding and stretching, your legs on display

now, in your new position, leviathan got first row tickets to seeing up your skirt

he gaped and whipped his head around

"h-hey! you can't just--!"

"can't just what, levi?"

turning back to look at you, his eyes widened in realization as he noticed your smirk

you had planned this all along

before you knew it, he had you pinned to the floor, eyes narrowing at you

"oh, yeah? so you think you can just walk in here and tease me?

well guess what? two can play at that game."

Satan

you and satan had been planning to have a reading session together in his room

but, of course, you'd been curious

to see what he'd look like if you just sorta...

pushed him off the edge >:)

and not in a pissed off way~

so, you wore a strapless shirt that exposed a lot of skin and cute pants that hugged your body beautifully

you knocked on his door, and upon his approval you entered

he was sitting on a small couch, reading calmly

"hello, (name)," he greeted, "i went ahead and began reading, but feel free to-- *chokes on spit*"

in case you didn't know, he did a double take after seeing how stunning you looked

"satan, are you okay?" you hurried over, bending right in front of him, giving him a great view of your chest

his eyes widened and he quickly glanced away, coughing a couple more times before clearing his throat

"ahem. y-yes, i'm fine... as i was saying, feel free to make yourself comfortable and start on your book."

you nodded and sat yourself next to him, situating yourself in a way that would be very.. comprising

he glanced at you often, a blush dusting his cheeks

"so..." he finally started after a while, "is there something special going on? i mean, you look.. particularly beautiful today, and--"

you hummed, setting your book aside before gently taking his book out of his hands and setting it aside as well

"what are you-- oi!"

satan yelped in surprise as you pulled him on top of you, laying down on the couch yourself

he gripped the sides of the couch in realization as he hovered over you

you smirked up at him and winked

that's all he needed to know before smashing his lips onto yours

you pulled him in and wrapped your arms around his neck

you two were breathless by the time he pulled away

only for him to pull you back in for another kiss

"i'll wipe that smirk off your face," he growled

Asmodeus

lmao what won't tease this man is the real question

anyways

you two were going to a party

and you decided to tease him ;)

by wearing a tight and skimpy dress <33

of course, as soon as he saw you he practically moaned

and at the party?

you were strutting your stuff, making the most of your drop-dead gorgeous dress

this man could not for the life of him take his eyes off you

a the dent in his pants became just a little more obvious

he soon dragged you into a private room

and the second he closed the door he corned you, littering your jaw and neck with kisses

"oh darling, you look absolutely hot in that dress," he said, "you wouldn't mind if i took it off of you, would you?"

Beelzebub

you had a workout session with beel soon

and you wanted to.. motivate him 😇

so you wore the most revealing athletic clothes you had and set out for the gym

beel was already waiting at the entrance when you got there

he was oblivious to your attire and you two began spotting for each other

or at least

you had thought he was oblivious

but you noticed how he had become a lot touchier with you during exercises, correcting your form even if it was fine...

his hands lingering on you more than they should...

and whenever he spoke to you, it was husky whispers in your ear that sent shivers down your spine...

yeah, he definitely noticed.

when you two finally finished, you two went to get some protein shakes at a nearby cafe before going home

of course, beel was still hungry, so you two went to the kitchen

you cooled down from your workout while he continued eating everything in the fridge (again)

feeling a rumble in your stomach yourself, you went over to the fridge

spotting something to eat, you had a devious idea

you bent over seductively in front of him as you reached down to get the food

before you knew it, beel slammed you on the counter

"hey, (name)... are you tempting me?"

you decided to pretend you were innocent

"what do you mean?" you said as sweetly as you could

"since we started our workout session, i noticed your outfit, y'know.. and then the way you bent over, you never do that," he said, eyes trained on yours

"whatever do you mean, beel?" you drawled your words, batting your eyes at him. beel groaned

"see? you're doing it again. whatever," he said, lowering himself between your legs

"now i'm hungry for something else. care to indulge me, (name)?"

Belphegor

you and belphie were gonna have a sleepover

which basically consisted of napping the entire time lmao

but today you were feeling devious

and so, you wore your most suggestive pajama set

you skipped happily over to his room and launched yourself onto the bed, hearing a muffled "oomf" under the mountain of blankets and pillows

chuckling an apology, you waited for him to surface and gave an innocent smile as he scanned your outfit, eyebrows raised in amusement

"so.. you want a last-minute change of plans for the sleepover," he said groggily

damn, he saw straight through you

"well sure," he continued, "but i don't know if this will be considered a sleepover if i keep you up all night~"

[peachykopii]

1. Not going to answer currently because I am confused as heck.

2. Uhhh grilled cheese

3. I usually turn on Moriah Elizabeth! She does crafting videos and squishy remake videos, they're really cool.

4. I don't drink, but if I did, it would probably be a margarita. I tried a little bit of one once, it was pretty good.

5. My gray Adidas! They're currently my best pair until I get new ones (which if Kat keeps chewing them up may be sooner than I thought)

6. Not really sure, sorry.

7. If I remember correctly, my mom said my first word was.....wawa(water)?

8. I uh, haven't gotten a job yet, still working on it.

9. An old pillow I stole from my mom's chair.

10. No. That would be really cool if I did though.

11. Inside watching tv or playing Animal Crossing.

12. I get cream cheese on mine.

13. Midnight snacks, everything tastes better at midnight.

14. A black mug that turns white and has Hufflepuff when a hot liquid is in it.

15. No idea.

16. "Sometimes I'm lazy, I get bored" Ordinary Girls- Miley Cyrus

17. Herbal teas, fruity is just....ugh to me.

18. ....Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

19. To Kill A Mockingbird, it was really good.

20. No, I honestly just wear whatever socks I can find. I lose them a lot.

21. Nope, but I would like to one day.

22. Hmm, I don't think I ever did have a phase? Not that I can remember. I may have though.

23. Nope.

24. I think they're interesting.

25. Don't have the patience to do them, they do look cool though.

26. Apple juice.

27. The manga section, I'm trying to collect all the Fruits Basket volumes to read again.

28. I'm trying to learn to see again. Not to do anything serious with it but just as something I'll know how to do in the future in case it's necessary.

29. Panic! At The Disco.

30. Uhhh...no idea.

31. Don't have one.

32. Sunset colored clouds, they're so pretty....

33. A.....parrot. Do they count as not traditional?

34. A mix really.

35. "What're those?!" And I have no idea where.

36. Robin.

37. Lakes.

38. Party In The USA by Miley Cyrus, it was my jam growing up.

39. Casually, like I normally do.

40. The right end of the couch, it's the farthest spot away from the air conditioner.

41. Swords.

42. Don't know.

43. Oh that's easy: Jump In. My most favorite old movie for forever.

44. "Explanation of where I took it " captioner.

45. "Road work ahead? Uh, yeah I sure hope it does."

46. Taquitos.

47. Chocolate syrup.

48. Yes very much so.

49. More pictures of my dad.

50. Not good at all.

Tagging anyone that wants to do this!

Quarantine Asks: Questions You Usually Wouldn’t Think of Asking But You’re Bored AF

Animated character that was your gay awakening?

Grilled cheese or PB&J?

What show/YouTube video(s) do you put on in the background when you when you don’t have anything to watch but you want something on?

Your go-to bar order, if you drink?

What’s your favorite pair of shoes that you own?

Top three cuisines?

What was your first word as a child (that wasn’t a variation of “Mom” or “Dad”)?

What’s a job that you’ve had that people might be surprised to find out you’ve had?

Look up. What’s directly across from you?

Do you own any signed books/memorabilia in general?

Preferred way to spend a rainy day?

What do you get on your bagels? What WOULD you get if you had access to anything you wanted?

Brunch or midnight snacks?

Favorite mug you own

What coffee drink would you describe yourself as?

Pick a song lyric to describe your current mood (and drop the name and artist!)

Fruity or herbal teas?

What’s that one TV show that you’re a little bit embarrassed to watch but you still like nonetheless?

That book you were forced to read for class but actually ended up enjoying?

Do you match your socks?

Have you ever been horseback riding?

What was your “phase” when you were younger? (i.e., Mythology Nerd, Horse Girl, Space Geek, etc)

Have you ever been to jail?

What’s your opinion on Lazy Susan’s (the spinning tray in the middle of tables)?

Puzzles?

You can only have one juice for the rest of your life, what is it?

What section do you immediately head for when you walk into a bookstore?

What’s one thing you’re trying to learn/relearn in your downtime right now?

Who’s your go-to musical artist when you’re feeling upbeat?

Where could someone find you in a museum?

What’s that one outfit in your closet you never get the chance to wear but want to?

Rainbows, stars, or sunset colored clouds?

If you could own any non-traditional pet (dogs, cats, fish, rodents, etc), what would it be?

Do you have more art on your walls or more photographs?

You have to get one meme tattooed on your body, what meme is it and where does it go?

Pick a superhero sidekick to hang out with

Lakes, rivers, or oceans?

Favorite mid-2000s song

How do you dress when you’re home alone?

Where do you sit in the living room (we all have a preferred spot, and you know it)?

Knives or swords?

A song you didn’t think you’d enjoy but ended up loving

Pick an old-school Disney Channel Original Movie

Are you a “Quote that relates to the photos” caption-er, an “explanation of where I took the photos” caption-er, or a no caption kinda person when you post pictures online?

Name a classic Vine

What’s the freezer food that you stock up on when you go to the grocery store?

How do you top your ice cream?

Do you like Jello?

What’s something that you don’t have a picture of that you wish you did?

How are you at climbing trees?