#underswap papyrus/reader

[undertale-fluffcanons]

Hi, hope you don't mind me asking and I hope it's okay but can I get underswap papyrus and underfell sans reacting to their s/o getting startled and screaming when woken up. By the way I love and admire your blog.

Thank you!! I’m glad you like my silly little blog!

Underswap Papyrus:

*you two were taking a nap together, just enjoying the peace and quiet

*that is until you got startled and woke up, screaming, which woke up Stretch, who looked around, eyes glowing orange as if to protect you from any danger

*that is until he saw no danger and sighed in relief, his eyes no longer glowing, as he turned his attention to you

*”*you alright, Y/n?” He asked you, a tinge of worry in his voice.

*you only nodded, scooting closer to him before hugging him, which he returned

*”somethin’ startle ya..? Or a bad dream..?” You nodded in response, not saying anything else. Stretch just held you close to him, gently rubbing your back to help calm you down

*until you’re either ready to talk about it or go back to sleep

Underfell Sans:

*you were taking a nap, since there was nothing else to do, you were resting your head on his chest as he had an arm around your back

*it was quiet and peaceful until you got startled by something, whether it was something from your dream or reality, you don’t remember

*but you sat up real quick, screaming and looking around the room

*Fell immediately sat up, one eye blazing a bright red as he looked for any possible danger

*once he realized there was no danger, his eye stopped glowing so brightly as he looked back at you

*”*what the hell was that about? Are ya alright?”

*you quietly apologized for waking him up, making him sigh and pull you closer to him.

*”*c’mon, let’s go back to sleep, you know I won’t let anythin’ hurt ya.” You hesitantly agreed as you lie back down with him, lying in silence until you managed to go back to sleep

[reds-fluff-extravaganza]

Underswap!Papyrus x reader

Based on headcanons i wrote! Slight angst to fluff

You have been working on a specific project for a whole year now, a massive blanket with embroidery and other stuff on it. It’s been your comfort project for a whole year, and now it’s finally finished. Your friends and family are aware of the project as you have mentioned it on multiple occasions and they were curious to see what it looked like when it finished.

You had called up a few of your friends, and your boyfriend, Papyrus, to have them meet up with you so you could show off the blanket you had been working on for a whole year. You were rather excited to show it off, hoping they liked it just as much as you did, considering you did put a lot of time and effort into making it.

“*earth to Y/n, hello?” You heard a familiar voice say from beside you, bringing you back from your thoughts as you looked up to see the taller skeleton brother, Papyrus.

“Oh, hey, Paps! You’re actually the first one here.”

“*am i now?” He looked around the room, then back at you. “*oh yeah, ‘suppose i am.” He chuckled a bit in response, shoving his hands back into his pockets.

“The others should be here soon, so we can just sit here and talk until they get here.”

“*sure, why not?” You nodded and the two of you talked about whatever had come to mind. You always enjoyed spending time with Papyrus, and you got along really well too, which was even better! You had met through his brother, Sans, and after the first meeting, you two became close. He always supported you and anything you wanted to do and you appreciated that, and with a bit of time and help from Sans, you had asked him out, which of course he was happy to hear you felt the same way about him.

“Y/n!” You heard several voices call your name, making you turn to the source: your friends were walking over to where you and Papyrus were waiting.

“Hey guys!” You smiled as they walked up. What you didn’t see was the odd look Papyrus was giving them. He didn’t really like your other friends, but he could never put his finger on the reason as to why.

“So, where is it, Y/n?” (F/n) asked you as he/she walked up.

“Yeah, you want to show us this thing so badly, where is it?” (F/n/2) said, their hands on their hips.

“Yeah, let me get it!” You went into the house and grabbed the blanket, which was a beautiful shade of (favorite color) with embroidered (flowers or other design choice) on it, before making your way back outside.

“Here it is!” You held it up to show them, a smile on your face. However, before they could say anything, you heard your (mom/dad/relative/other friend) walk up, calling out to you.

“Hi!” You called back to them, bringing the blanket over to show them too, Papyrus watched you leave. Once you left, however, your friends started talking, as if not realizing he was still standing there.

“It’s kinda ugly.”

“They spent a whole year on THIS?? Damn, they’re an idiot.”

“Yeah, they could have been spending their time doing something else.”

“For sure.” Papyrus was absolutely livid at them. What were they talking about? It’s a beautiful blanket and you worked so hard on it! When you walked back over, your so called ‘friends’ were all smiles, which Papyrus knew were fake. Oh how he just wanted to get you away from them.

“It looks great, Y/n!”

“Yeah, you did a fantastic job with it.” You went to say something, but you felt a hand on your shoulder.

“*could you come with me for a moment, Y/n?”

“Huh? Oh, sure, Paps.” You two walked away from your two friends, somewhere they couldn’t hear you two talking.

“*there’s somethin’ ya need to know, Y/n.”

“Oh..? What is it, Paps?” You tilt your head slightly, looking up at the taller skeleton.

“*while you were gone, i heard your so called friends talking… they were talking bad about your project, and you.”

“What..? No, that can’t be..!” You thought he was joking, but you could see the serious look on his face, which was rather rare for him. “They… did, huh..?”

“*yes. i know ya worked hard on it, and it’s absolutely beautiful, y/n! But your so called friends over there are being all fake smiles and compliments over there.”

“…thanks for telling me, Papyrus.” You went back to your so called friends, to give them a piece of your mind. He was about to follow after you, but the next thing he saw was you running past him with tears in your eyes as you ran into the house. Papyrus glared over at (f/n) and (f/n/2).

“*you don’t deserve to have a friend like Y/n, now get the hell out of here before i make you.” As he said this, his eyes glowed a rather bright orange, a sure sign that he was pissed and not joking around. The two of them took this as a sign to get out and they ran away, not wanting to face his wrath.

“*tch. Good riddance.” He mumbled before following after you into the house, knowing where to find you, he walked up to your bedroom door and knocked on it.

“*it’s me, y/n.”

“…it’s unlocked.” Papyrus heard you say after a few moments of silence. He opened the door and stepped into the room, closing the door behind him, and made his way over to you. You had the blanket wrapped around you, tears in your eyes. He lies down beside you and pulls you into a hug, holding you close to him.

“*I’m sorry about what happened, y/n.”

“It’s not your fault, Paps. Actually… I’m kind of glad you told me about it, because I don’t need friends like them.”

“*you’re right, y/n. Hey… for what it’s worth, i think the blanket is beautiful, and i know ya worked hard on it. it just shows how dedicated you are.”

“Thanks, I really do appreciate that.”

“*you’re welcome.”

“Could we… stay here for a while longer..?” You were comfortable like this, and you didn’t feel like leaving your room now.

“*of course, y/n.”

“Thank you.” You mumbled as you moved closer to him, closing your eyes.

“*tired?” You nod your head in response, yawning a bit. “*then let’s just take a nap, get our minds off that whole fiasco, alright?”

“Sounds good to me.” You mumbled, and the two of you cuddled a while before falling asleep in each other’s arms.

[yeosin-n]

been meaning to draw more of them interacting heheh

[skelebellie]

art for chapter 9 (intent without a purpsose) for my undertale au fanfic convergent point (previously named scientific theory). papyrus tries to comfort the reader after giving some frightful news.

link here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/64188073/chapters/169863904

funny meme for after the chapter below (spoiler but not really)

[pinkstinkbug]

Saw someone on here talking about how overpowering the "tomboy/ not like other girls" persona has become in this fandoms fanfiction spaces which I totally GET, so I thought I'd draw my girly ass self with my fine shyts <33

[teenyagent]

Was in the phone was I saw your idol AU art and I was laughing so hard my friend thought I was having a stroke so 10/10 please make more

I NEED to know how the entire skeleton household reacts

Oh I'm so glad you asked lmfao

Not one of the four suspects wanted to admit, so...

Naturally, Sans went to Papyrus first!

Alas...

Next, Sans asked Blue because he's the next most honest skeleton next to Paps!

But Blue proceeds to (unintentionally?) embarrass Stretch in a way only older siblings can.

Sans asked Edge next because he's a no non-sense skeleton.

No luck here.

Sans went to Black afterwards.

There's not even a sliver of evidence that Cash is the culprit.

Lastly, we have Wine who did his research (read: stalking)

What's this?! The "mother" is apparently a high-profile individual that none of them had a chance of even encountering!

So, Sans now believes that none of his cousins had to do with the babybone twins! Case closed!... For now.

BONUS:

Cash thinks he has a chance, but he couldn't be more wrong lmao

[shinyeclair]

🎨 Lady Spring art by ninegiri (Vgen) & Sans awful one by me 💙 Crossbones belongs to @tsunderswapofficial ❤️ Papyrus's sprites edit by me

[arn359]

🍯💵☕️🐺 miss you 🧡💜💛❤️

[ambriolett02]

Ribcage ride~ He’s one second away from biting his cig in half when y/n starts moving hehehe

Also the voices wanted me to put a

bulge

but alas~

[cloudyskydreams]

Howdy!

I was wondering how the papyri boys (or whoever you’d like to write for!) would react to an SO who has major cuteness aggression and has no choice but to nuzzle them aggressively or bite them.

Thank you for your wonderful writing and I hope you have a lovely day/night!

I get cuteness aggression so bad sometimes

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Undertale:

Papyrus:

He's a little shocked the first time you do it and just watches in mild concern as you nibble on him.When you explain it he is so pleased he's cute enough to trigger it in you. Will accept your nuzzles and bites like it's any other form of affection and might nuzzle back into you with a skeleton kiss.

Sans:

Oh wow he's a little surprised at first y'know he's just not used to being a chew toy. Definetly makes as many biting jokes as he can anything related to teeth(I'm not creative enough to come up with some bite me (hehe)). He'll nuzzle you back gently and just accept his fate when you attack him with love.

Underfell:

Edge:

He's a bit put off at first and thinks you're having an episode the very first time. Doesn't understand what's going on when you're knawing on his bones in affection. Concerned look and slight disgust over the saliva on him the first few times but he gets used to it and just accepts it with mild exasperation. The nuzzles he can deal with better and will nuzzle you back in skeleton kisses though not as aggressively.

Red:

Absolutely thinks you're fucking weird but you're his weirdo so he's okay with it. Does not get you at all when you're straight up chewing on him but he understands this is one of your ways of showing love so he's just taking it with a grin and a head pat. Gets the nuzzles and will aggressively nuzzle you back with skeleton kisses while he holds you down so you're forced to accept them.

Underswap:

Stretch:

Thinks its nice and loves this form of affection as much as any other kind. Will aggressively skeleton kiss you back. 100% willing to return the energy. Doesn't really think of himself as cute so when he does something that's clearly adorable he's always a little surprised when you basically affectionately attack him.

Blue:

Also has cuteness aggression so he understands you. Nuzzles and bites you back just as aggressively and with just as much love. Sometimes he'll "fight" back and gently push you away or pin you down so you can't do anything and then he'll cause a counter attack.

Horrortale

Willow:

His brother has the worst case of cuteness aggression out of all the boys I write for so he's used to this. Will return the nuzzles and let you bite away at his bones as he gently pets your head. He doesn't understand what you two find so cute about him but it's kind of nice to think he's cute enough to cause an aggressive response.

Axe:

Oh yeah he loves this. Just stares at you with his big ass eyelight as he purrs loudly while you nibble on him. Nuzzles into you affectionately and so hard he knocks you over sometimes, he doesn't stop when he does either just climbs on top of you and continues the love attack.

[pleasestayawayidonotlikeyou]

I have a request honestly I like your writing style so I was wondering how would papyrus,edge,cash,mutt,stretch reacts to the reader asking for a kiss

@sharkie-ds your request is my pleasure >;)

I'm assuming it's not their first time kissing, also, I added Rus and Coffee too, hope you don't mind!

Featuring: Papyrus, Edge, Honey, Cash, Rus Mutt and Coffee.

Masterlist

Papyrus

Oh my, you want a kiss from the great Papyrus?? He's flattered!

Grabs you up and gives kiss after kiss, making a "muah!" Sound every time he starts another kiss.

He doesn't like being still, even in bed, so, if you want more, he gives you some smooches in between what he's doing,

Edge

Of course you'd want a kiss of the great and terrible Edge!

Bends down, gives you a slow and long kiss, being careful because of his sharp fangs, and goes back to whatever he was doing.

However, if you want some more smooches... Then you're not getting out of this place until he decides to stop.

Honey

A lazy smile appears on his face as he looks at you.

Wraps his arms around you and gives you a slow kiss followed by smooches.

Well, looks like now he's the one who wants more... And who are you to deny?

Cash

Oh? A kiss you say?

This dirt bag will tease you a LOT until he finally gives you a kiss, and knowing him, he's only going to give you a very quick smooch and laugh when you ask for a proper kiss.

Though when the night arrives he's kissing you until he can't breathe anymore, oh wait he doesn't have lungs- Guess he'll just have to continue the kisses.

Rus

Another fucker who teases.

But unlike Cash he doesn't wait to kiss you, oh no no no, he teases you yet he's spreading kisses all over your face.

He doesn't even care if Rasp or anyone is near, he now wants his (not so) well deserved smooches.

Mutt

You don't need to ask twice, he's already kissing you passionately, hands on your waist and sited on his lap.

He's touch-starved, so this moment may turn into a cuddle + smooch session on the couch.

If Mal doesn't call you, then enjoy his cuddles, because you're going to be there for quite some time.

Coffee

Blushes like crazy, especially if his brother is near, even after years of dating a simple kiss still makes him flustered.

But Coffee likes the feeling of your lips pressed against his, so despite his shyness he bends down and gives you a pretty quick kiss.

If you want a smooth session, he'll happily give it to you! On the comfort of your shared room of course.

[sensinsans]

Stretch ily

Him w/ my self insert:

[p4p3rrr]

YOU’RE A WOMAN???

Living with the boys has been the best decision you’ve had. They’re fun, respectful (most of the time) and….. incredibly attractive for a bunch of skeletons.

There were zero downsides, unless you count being seen as a man one. The boys think your male, which makes sense since your more comfortable in menswear than anything else. You don’t judge them, hell you never even corrected them. It doesn’t hurt you, you know who you are and that’s all that matters.

Walking into the living room, phone in hand, you start talking. “Thanks for comin to my very totally important house meeting, first things first, can we have miso soup for dinner? And last, my friend Christina ‘s gonna come visit for the week, mind if she stays here for the time being?” You ask the multi colored skeletons, Papyrus is the first to speak up.“FIRST, YES I WOULD ALSO LIKE SOME MISO SOUP, AND SECOND, OF COURSE SHE COULD STAY WITH US! I WOULD LOVE TO MAKE A NEW FRIEND!” “NOW WAIT A SECOND!” Edge stood from the couch, “HOW DO WE KNOW THIS HUMAN IS TRUSTWORTHY, FOR ALL WE KNOW SHE COULD KILL US IN OUR SLEEP!”

“Chris wouldn’t do that Edge, i’ve known her since middle school, she can’t pick up a pair of scissors without cutting herself accidentally” You say, Edge squinted at you, eye lights full of suspicion. “I HATE TO ADMIT IT” Black starts, “BUT EDGE IS RIGHT, WHAT IF THIS FRIEND OF YOURS CHANGED”

You let out a sigh.

“I understand why you don’t trust them, but i haven’t seen her in years, she’s one of my closest friends next to you guys” You don’t miss the way they seemed to shrink after calling them friends. “I’ll let you think about it, no pressure, just let me know by tomorrow please”

****

The boys agreed to let her stay, Papyrus and Blue volunteered to drive you to the airport to pick her up.

As soon as you walked in to the doors, you were crushed by a familiar figure.

“EEEEE Y/N ITS BEEN TOO LOOOOONGG!” “Hey Chris” You say in a strained voice, her arms still wrapped incredibly tight around you.

The boys share a look.

“Alright before anything,” You start after she let you go, “This is Papyrus and Blue, two of the roommates we have.” “Hi! I’m Christina! It’s sooo nice to meet you!”

Christina was any man’s dream. Light brown skin, curvy plump figure, brown hair and green eyes, complete with flared leggings, sneakers, a baby tee and a hand out, waiting for any of the boys to shake. Papyrus grabbed it first. “HELLO! I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS!” “AND IM THE MAGNIFICENT BLUE!”

The drive home was full of talk, though it was mostly just Christina, you were just listening. You don’t mind, you preferred to listen, it takes less energy.

Finally entering to house with Blue and Papyrus helping with her luggage, you show her the living room where the rest of the boys waited. “Alright, introductions.. Who starts?”

“Me! I’m Christina, thank you soooo much for letting me stay!”

“I AM THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE EDGE”

“names red”

“heya, i’m sans the skeleton”

“stretch”

“I AM THE MALEVOLENT BLACK”

“rus”

“Hiiiiii!!” Christina meets everyone’s eye lights, not an ounce of fear or discomfort. You turn to your friend, “You can sleep with me, lemme help–“ “WAIT WHAT?” Edge looks at you with disbelief (and jealousy), the other skeletons too. “Well yeah?? She’s my friend, i’m not gonna let her sleep on the couch, plus we’ve slept on the same bed before it’s no big deal.”

“YOUVE..SLEPT…TOGETHER.?” Black forced out, his hands gripping the couch. “Yeahh… umm.. are you guys okay?”

“THATS NOT FAIR! I WANT TO SLEEP WITH HIM TOO! THE HUMAN CAN TAKE MY ROOM!” Blue adds.

“BUT I TOO WISH TO SLEEP WITH HIM!”

“paps don’t word it like that—“

“YOU FOOLS HAVE NO CHANCE! ONLY I, THE TERRIBLE EDGE AM SUITABLE! AND RED TOO I GUESS”

“hehe, nice”

“NONSENSE! ONLY I AM ALLOWED TO DO SUCH A THING! MUTT CAN STAY ON THE FLOOR”

“cough bitch cough”

“shut your teeth ashtray”

“or what mutt?”

“WAIT!” Everyone turned to Christina. Letting out a nervous laugh, she stepped slightly behind you, “Just a quick question… umm… why do you keep saying he?”

“HES A MAN OBVIOUSLY, I SUPPOSE YOU ARE NOT REALLY A FRIEND IF IT TOOK YOU THIS LONG TO NOTICE” Edge said, rolling his eye lights.

“Man…? PFFT HAHAHHAHA– YOU– YOU NEVER TOLD THEM??” Chris says laughing her ass off. “Well, they never asked, plus i don’t really care so…”

“not ta be a bum but uhh, what’s so funny?” Asks Red. Christina only lets out a mischievous giggle before moving behind you and pulling your oversized band tee tight against you. Showing off your curves with a small, “Cha chaaann!”

The room goes blank, before all of them seemed to have the same thought they had to express;

“YOU’RE A WOMAN?!”

[b0ne-merchant]

can i request romantic hcs of underfell and underswap skelebros? uty to decide whether it should be sfw or nsfw! have a nice week ❤

YES ABSOLUTELY!!!!! I love them sm......

I kept this set as sfw, but anyone can feel free to drop a request for some spice ;)

[Content warning: mentions of alcohol, implied marijuana use]

Underfell!Bros (Red and Edge) and Underswap!Bros (Blue and Stretch) Romantic/Dating Headcanons

Underfell!Sans (Red)

Guard dog but like, in an angry, violent chihuahua way.

Red's interest in you starts off as purely sexual, but over time, it just hits him directly in the skull that uh oh he's in love.

He's not gonna ever admit that, though. Well, not without a few drinks in him, at least. One night he gets a little too tipsy and it just sorta slips out that he loves you and that you make his soul do flips in his chest and you're on his mind all the time and just shut him up with a kiss already omg.

He just gets really affectionate and lovey-dovey when he's drunk. He will deny everything the next morning.

Red can dish out flirts left and right but the second you flirt back it's game over. 999999 damage. He needs to go sit down for a while.

Any sort of affection makes this man so flustered. He's really not used to it, poor thing.

He's like... begrudgingly loving. Oh, you're hungry? Fine, he'll order all your favorite foods for delivery with a roll of his eye lights (he knows your order by heart). You've fallen asleep on the couch? He's picking you up so carefully as to not wake you and bringing you to bed with a scowl (he tucks you in and leaves a glass of water at your bedside). You're cold? He's draping his jacket over your shoulders and lecturing you about being more prepared for the weather (he thinks it looks better on you anyways).

You are Red's comfort person. When he's feeling down, he wants nothing more than to climb into your lap, lay his head on your chest, and breathe in your scent.

If you're cuddling, good luck trying to leave his grasp. Red sticks to you like a baby possum. You'll get up when he says you can get up.

He's sooooo touch starved. Stroke his skull and kiss his hands and he will MELT.

He'll act all grumpy and annoyed when you're doting on him but as soon as you quit he'll be like "did i tell you to stop???"

Do not turn your back to this guy your ass will get smacked.

Red is just a tad clingy. Okay, maybe a lot clingy. He just wants to make sure that you're safe whenever you go somewhere without him.

If you're even slightly perturbed when you come home from an outing it's all "okay who do i have to kill?"

He talks real sweet to you only when he knows you're asleep.

Red listens to your soft breathing, his fingers tracing circles on your sleeping form. "best thing to ever happen to me," he whispers, eyes half closed. "stars, am i lucky."

Underfell!Papyrus (Edge)

Guard dog in a scary, calculating doberman way.

Ohhhh man, Edge knows what he wants (you), and he's not afraid to tell you.

"WEAR SOMETHING BLACK TONIGHT," Edge says, grabbing your waist and pulling you toward him. His voice dips down as he gives you a squeeze. "THE TIGHTER, THE BETTER."

I hope you like sitting in his lap, because that's gonna become your permanent seat, no matter where the two of you go.

Edge is the embodiment of confidence. This, in turn, makes him surprisingly quite a gentleman. Who woulda thought???

Chivalrous to the core. He kisses your hand in greeting. He carries your shopping bags like it's his sole duty. He pays for every date without a second thought.

He always holds car doors open for you. Even when you're both getting out of his car, he'll grab your arm, bark an order for you to stay, then bolt around the front to open the door for you.

He'd roll down a red carpet wherever you walked, if he could.

Edge likes to walk around with his hand resting on the small of your back. It's a little gesture to shows those around him that you're his.

He's very possessive over you. The thought of anyone messing with something of his makes his marrow boil.

The ends of Edge's fingers are filed into sharp claws. They're great for scaring potential threats off, but they're even better for head and back scratches.

He's very picky about literally everything he does, but if he's doing something for you (even if it's something he hates), then by the stars will he do it with his head held high.

Urghhhh he loves getting you all hot and bothered. He backs you into a corner and holds your chin up, just inches away from his face. He kisses you so deeply, so intensely, so longingly, like a man heading off to war. Then he just chuckles and walks away. What a bastard.

Give him that same flirtatious energy back, though, and he throws a whole tantrum. Like, stomping his foot and yelling, "GET BACK HERE AND FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED!!!" while his face is just burning red.

He's never been one to tell you that he loves you, but his actions speak it a thousand times over.

Underswap!Sans (Blue)

Introducing the world's first smooch-powered skeleton!

Seriously he needs demands a kiss before he does anything. Going out for training? Kiss. Checking the mailbox? Kiss. Putting on socks? Kiss.

When he gets said kisses, half his face is just teeth the way he smiles so damn wide.

Blue is just so sickeningly sweet and loving, like sugar personified. Every moment with him feels like it's straight out of a fairy tale romance.

Sharing a milkshake with two straws. Feeding you chocolate-dipped strawberries. Making silly faces together in a photobooth. Dancing together in the kitchen. Romantic handwritten letters. This man has it all.

LOTS of phone calls when the two of you are apart. He wants to know every detail of your day! Blue lays on his stomach in bed and kicks his feet like a teenage girl. If he were using a landline, he'd be twirling the cord around his finger.

"You hang up first." "NO, YOU HANG UP FIRST!" "You hang up first." "NO, YOU HANG UP--" Stretch rips the phone from Blue's hand. "he's hanging up first." The call ends.

You two also do the whole "I love you more" "WELL I LOVE YOU MOST" "I love you most plus one" thing. This usually turns into arguments, and the occasional full-blown screaming match over who loves who more.

Blue keeps several pictures of you in his wallet. He shows them to everyone, willing or not.

He also keeps a special one of you and him tucked into his ribcage. He wants to keep you close to his soul at all times.

There's a vase in your room that's always filled with fresh flowers. Blue explains the meanings behind each flower and their colors each time he restocks it.

Blue scrapbooks about all your dates. He has an impressive collection, and he boasts an eye for design.

The two of you have a prank war that's been ongoing since your third date.

Blue likes to play wrestle with you. Sometimes he'll even let you win!

He will literally do ANYTHING to impress you. He'll find something super heavy and lift it over his head. Solving a Rubik's cube really fast. He learns an array of magic tricks to wow you.

"IS THIS YOUR CARD?" It's not. You cheer and clap and hype him up anyway.

Blue will act innocent and naive whenever you flirt with him or tell him a dirty joke solely because he thinks it's funny as fuck making you explain it to him.

He can and will wax poetic about how much he loves you. Like standing on a table in public and reciting Sonnet 18 very. Very. Loudly.

He loves you soooooooo much.

Underswap!Papyrus (Stretch)

Oh this man is whipped.

He'll just stare at you while you're doing the most mundane things, like washing dishes or clipping your toenails, and he'll just have the biggest, stupidest grin on his face and dreamy look in his half-lidded eyes.

"Dude will stop staring at me???" "nah i'm good."

Stretch likes to surprise you with hugs from behind while he rests his head on top of yours.

He gives the BEST HUGS!!!! They're big and warm and he holds you tight with his arms drooped to your lower back and his face pressing a skeletal kiss against your temple.

He loves the sight of his oversized hoodie on you. It's so big, it's practically a dress when you wear it.

His hoodie is so big it can fit both of you in it. Stretch likes cold weather because of this, as it means you'll be more likely to burrow under his hoodie and snuggle against his bones.

Stretch is trying to curb his smoking habit for your sake. He's always carrying around hard candy due to this. You're the only one he shares his stash with.

He loves laying in bed and reading with you. Stretch will situate you in his lap and have you hold a book for the two of you to read in tandem. He'll give you a little peck on the cheek when he's ready to turn the page.

He also likes laying with you and sharing earbuds while listening to music. You have no idea how earbuds even work with skeletons.

Speaking of, Stretch is a pretty big music buff. He makes all sorts of playlists for you, based on moods, activities that you're going out to do, and best of all, the way he feels about you.

Sometimes when he wants to cuddle, he'll just grab your soul with his magic and drag you over to his embrace.

You blow him kisses and he pretends to catch them and put them in his pocket for later.

Stretch loves baking. There's always a sweet, doughy smell in the air and some warm treats to indulge in when you're at his place. Just... be sure to ask about the contents of his brownies before you dig in.

He also makes the best pancakes, but it's extremely rare that he wakes up before noon to even make them. He will totally indulge you if you ask for breakfast for dinner, though.

Stretch likes to wink at you from across the room. When he gets your attention, he'll flash you his tongue with some rather lewd gestures. He then acts like nothing happened.

Basically, he wants to kiss you so bad it makes him look stupid.

[savi-our]

Anti-Harem Undertale Fic Idea with OP Mage Reader

So i was sorta just going down a rabbit hole of anti harem fics and one thing came to another and i just started rambling in docs. This is a random revival post but i just had to put the idea out there 😭 I might do a part 2 if it tickles enough people lol

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4

You were a mage, scratch that, you were THE mage. A blood bred and soul bound mage at the pinnacle of power. You were a starved and power hungry creature that had done anything and everything in your study of magic. It had gotten you far, much farther than anyone dared admit, and it wasn't an overestimation to say that you had climbed the highest in pursuit of your ever indulgent search.

Your reputation was dirty however, many knew you for the horrors you had summoned, for the debts you had incurred from primordial things deep in the shadows, hushed whispers followed wherever you went and you knew that whilst most were things born from fear induced imaginations of fanatics and cultists, the rumors were stemmed from half truths. Your involvement in anything was a grim omen, your standing in the mage circle was unquestioned, and you were far too intelligent to let scheming old men become your downfall. 

But at the same time, you didn't care all that much about any of it, you held no real affection for other mages, they were dull and far too concerned with bloodlines and traditions to rise to any heights, their arrogance annoyed you and so you reduced your expectations accordingly. However it seems the institution that was responsible for you had other plans.

When monsters appeared you were curious, removed from the world for centuries they were bound to hold new secrets, new curious things to explore. But what you didn't expect was being forced to babysit a gaggle of skeletons who seemed to hate your guts.

You couldn't fathom why it had to be you, you were THE top ranking mage, there was no question, so why were you placed on house arrest and doomed to listen to abuse from the undead band of miscreants you couldnt understand, it baffled you.

Sans was untrusting from the moment he put his eyes on you, his face scrunched in a grim line, he didn't like you, he didn't trust you, you suspect because you were a mage. He often tried to peek into your soul, but you hid it well, a practice you learned with your dealings with infernal devils from down under. That fact put him on edge, you could tell. His conversations with you were curt and short, and he did his best to keep you removed from his mock family and especially his brother. Several times he had threatened you with a bad time in the darker corners of the house, his threats seemed genuine.

Papyrus was an anxious mess, his hands always twisted around one another in your presence, he put on a placating expression whenever you had business with him, but you could tell he was unnerved by you. It didn't surprise you considering he was associated with the embassy, the officials there often warned him of the grim omen, the horrors of maddened mages. His anxiety made you huff more than once, and his respondent flinch was a disturbing reality check every time.

Red was a defensive and rabid dog as far as you could tell. He didn't cut back on his insults towards you, and his disdain for you begged no question. He would throw you disgusted glares whenever he was sober enough to keep his mouth shut and when the bottle found him it was nothing but slurs and mockery, he would often pick a fight with you knowing full well you could not lay a hand on him considering your assignment. 

His brother was worse, a calculated cruelness to his every word. He was smart in his insults, cold and scalding at the same time. He spat his insults with an undisguised venom and often he blamed you for every little thing that was wrong with the world. You were the devil itself, he was convinced of it. Whenever anything went wrong he blamed you, every word you said he took out of context, every insecurity you may have still held onto was exploited and made a mockery of. There were times when you felt yourself almost break your oaths and promises to guard them with your life, Edge held that much power over your breaking anger. He was good at hating, great at his unquestioned disdain for you.

Blue was a silent threat if you've ever seen one, a masked harpy. He wore innocence like a well placed mold. He was one of the only ones that would talk to you purely with the intention of finding what makes you tick. He was smart, you could tell, so he never really picked a fight, but he often insinuated things, twisted your words in the worst of ways. Your deeds and words became misconstrued and dissected as he mocked you with a toxic sweetness all with a question on those faux innocent eyes. 

Stretch was harder to decipher. He was similar to Blue in the way he hid his dislike of you, but instead of innocence he wore an air of laid back coldness. He had almost even fooled you with it, but the way his eyes never left you betrayed him. It took you a while to tell the skeleton expressions apart but once you did, it took no time at all to realize he was dissecting your every move, your every gesture and word was put under a weighted scrutiny. He judged you often and readily and you could often feel his gaze on you even while you left the skeletons well alone. He watched your every move, and you never saw Blue alone, Stretch always seemed to back his brother up in his interrogations of you, and not once did he defend you in your arguments with Edge, knowing full well that whatever Edge was accusing you of was a lie.

It was all a bother, a pain in the ass that made you groan and growl at gods that put you under such annoying tasks. Every night you would patrol the entirety of the property, defending it from silent threats in the dead of night, seen by no-one, heard by nothing. You would dissolve human supremacist groups that threatened the brothers with not a word of thanks, you didn't even mention them, their gratitude would mean nothing to you. You spent cold mornings sewing up wounds and washing away bloodstains whilst  the skeletons berated you about killing some innocent litter of pups for pure sick pleasure all the while you thought of ways to silently dispose of the grotesque eldritch beast you sunk in the swamp out of sight of the brothers blinded eyes. You were good at it, removing anything dangerous from the civilians eyes to protect their peace was the core skill of mages. Every day you would be verbally abused, belittled and insulted and all the while you carried on. 

Then one day another mage made contact with the brothers, well, a mage was perhaps not the right word. a recruit? A potential mage early in the making, a cute little thing with a voice drenched in sugar and eyes made of glass. Some new program to introduce recruits to working with monsters. Another responsibility pushed onto you. But of course you could handle it, you were the strongest scariest mage around weren't you? It made you grit your teeth. The brothers didn't seem to realize they were a mage at all, the newbie had stumbled into one of the brothers traps around the property and gotten bloodied in the process, a fact you were somehow blamed for once again. The brothers patched them up, it gave you whiplash, the attitude change was almost enough to make you sick. 

It took no time at all for all of them to warm up to each other, all the while you were stuck slaving away battered and bruised. The newbie was weak and useless in matters anything magic related. They followed you one night out on patrol, it took them 3 minutes to lose you in the fog and slowly but surely you noticed a growing disdain in the recruit as well, a snakelike jealousy even. It was easy even for them to turn the brothers even more against you, all the while getting closer to them. Something to bond over you supposed. It didn't matter, you were tired, far too tired to care anymore. But perhaps this was for the best. The brothers could be assigned a new mage once the recruit program was done, as useless as they were you were more than happy to give up your spot to them just to be done with all of this. It would all be solved once it was done, what could go wrong. It wasn't your problem, not anymore.

[teenyagent]

Idol!MC just finished practice and has her own personal cheerleaders! In case it's not obvious, this whole AU is inspired by Oshi no Ko!

BONUS:

Remember that AU Sans/Papyrus x Idol!Reader I was talking about in my fic notes? I decided to just scrap the fic and just draw comics for it lmfao

Premise: The Machine(TM) does not directly teleport AU duos in the basement. It teleports within its area, and Sans basically has to play hide and seek with new AU Sans and Papyrus every time the Machine acts up.

Unfortunately for him, the latest arrivals are newborn twin babybones, and MC found em during her morning jog. They will be hard to find. Cue: Sans' panicking on not being able to find the new AU brothers.

Your honor, the misunderstandings are gonna be so fucking funny

Feel free to ask scenarios about em!

I'll try to improve MC's design lol, it's just a placeholder for now