#unexpected fall

[creepst-crypt]

Pure Brain rot. I don’t know why I made this. Maybe it’s bc I haven’t taken my meds or the summer heats just getting to me.

[dottysdokis]

happy 9th anniversary billford

[flipflopmasterr]

Me and @ridokichan -s headcanon about "isolation-induced hallucinations" with Stan twins.

First experience with the portal was definitely..... Insufferable. For both of them.

At least someone's looking out after them.

[tolkien-povs]

Reading The Hobbit has a warm, cozy feeling to it, like sitting by a fireplace and downing a warm mug of hot chocolate. There are times when you want to cry, times when you want to laugh, times when you want to fight alongside Thorin’s Company. But at the end of the story, you realise that you will never experience that, because The Hobbit is fictional in reality, but so real in the heart and mind.

Reading The Lord of The Rings has a cool feeling, neither warm nor cold, but a comfortable one; it’s as if you’re sitting by a window, staring into the rain, and wishing you could go outside and relish in the rain but you can’t because it’s cold. There are times when you want to laugh, cry, dine with the Fellowship, fight with the Fellowship. But you can’t, because The Lord of The Rings is only a figment lodged in your heart, tucked away in a cozy spot.

Reading The Silmarillion has the feel of sitting in an enormous library almost abandoned, and fishing out an old, dusty book from a nook long forgotten, written about the history of the world. There are cases when you want to delve into that world and explore it, revel in it, fight it, love it, yell at the people in it. But you can never do that, because it is a history long past, existing only in the minds of very few.

Reading the old stories narrating the entire history of Arda has the feel of travelling back in time to the Library of Alexandria, reading and studying all the library can give. There are times when you want to cry, mourn, grieve, celebrate, laugh, revel in the world. But you can never, as that world, those people, are all part of your heart and mind, tucked away into the most precious part of you.

Reading the legendarium doesn’t make you want to be a part of that world because you love it. It makes you want to be a part of that world because the characters are normal people, like you, who got roped into an unlikely adventure, forever narrated in song, poems, ballads and laments.

They are simple stories, of simple people, in a simple world, where if you existed, you could have been one of those souls both fortunate and unfortunate.

Reading the legendarium makes you want to be part of it, because it makes you think you can survive it.

And certainly, if you have read this amazing mythological masterpiece, you absolutely can survive it.

[qoldenskies]

saying this as a lover of aro/ace donnie, i think its funny that there's actually a lot of evidence that donnie is hilariously allo and leo is, by contrast, relatively romance repulsed. we should break the mold a little, may i present a dynamic where donnie is the one hilariously down bad for someone and leo's doing the "oh my god are the allos okay" straight manning in the corner

[egophiliac]

he's coming

I'M NOT READY

[kagaintheskywithdiamonds]

@aroace-get-out-of-my-face @thefallenangel2008 @ravmycupine

just wanted to add some thoughts to the memory vial/brain dead au (or whatever we're calling it)

because of course ford's guilt about using the memory gun on stan is so much worse than it is in canon, not just for the obvious reasons but also because like

this wasn't the plan

Stan agreed to have his memories erased—of course he did, the whole thing was his idea. But he didn't know he was going to die. Granted, I feel like Stan probably still would've been willing to make that sacrifice if he had known that. But I don't think Ford would've.

Ford just thought he was turning his brother into an amnesiac, and even then he almost couldn't bring himself to pull the trigger. And of course he knew it was going to hurt, having Stan look at him like he's a stranger, but at least that's the outcome he was preparing himself for.

He was not prepared to see Stan's body topple over on its side, his unblinking eyes staring blankly ahead. Ford rushes to his brother's aid, grabbing him by the shoulders, trying to rouse him, calling his name (except, he wouldn't know his own name anymore, would he?). Stan's not moving. He's not breathing. Oh God, he's not breathing. Ford glances at the memory gun on the ground next to them, and horror washes over him as he realizes what he's done. The gun erased more than just memories, it erased everything. Stan's brain was a floppy drive and Ford was the magnet, wiping it clean and leaving it broken beyond repair.

No, no, this wasn't the plan. Time to call off the con. This wasn't supposed to happen. Stop, cut, abort mission, abort mission!

But it's too late. What's done is done, and he can't take it back.

Oh God, I killed him.

Sobbing now, Ford mutters choked-out apologies, first to Stan's body as he holds him tight—and again at his grave after he's buried. And the apologies start up anew every time he visits.

As the years go on, Ford is haunted by all the what-ifs that might've saved his brother's life. What if he had thought to type "Stanley Pines memories" into the memory gun instead of just "Stanley Pines", would it have kept his essential brain functions intact? Hell, what if he typed in "Bill Cipher"? Would that have been enough to kill the bastard and still let Stanley keep most of his memories and, more importantly, his life?

Ford doesn't know the answer to that question. And he'll never know. Because as much as he longs for it, he'll never have that chance to go back and do it differently.

[shallowseeker]

Samwena set itself up early.

Not only will we see mutual marital jokes when Rowena is prisoner in season 10, but the scene right after the family diner meeting is this one:

Yes. I am positing that the pillow and sleeping-bag lighting on that side is Sam.

Also her phone is not on her night stand

It's

"It's Sam."

hmmm

[belovedwhump]

Beloved Whump Prompt #84

Whumpee falls off a cliff, but someone unexpected saves them.

[dramasauce]

Cdramas I watched in 2024 List

(dramas with gifs are excellent/great and actually worth watching in my opinion. The others are not, watch at your own risk)

My Boss (2024)-There were a couple of turns in this drama that I wasn't crazy about. But they were cute when they were cute. The cases made no sense.

Fake It Till You Make It-realistic romance. Almost to the point where he's kind of unlikeable. But it's kind of hot too.

My Piggy Boss-cute mini. Loved it.

Have a Crush on You-another mini. fun

Secretary Bai Wants To Resign Everyday-a mini. He's so hot.

Admist a Snowstorm of Love-he had serial killer eyes. That's how much he loved her. FROM FIRST SIGHT. If you want a mature romance where Leo was all over her every CHANCE he got. Here's the show. Boring ass billards aside. The skinship was top tier.

My Special Girl-forgettable tbh but not bad.

Just Spoil You-mini kinda fun.

Golden House Hidden Love-that ending pmo. He's so fine though.

Love Me Love My Voice-high production quality. Cringey like love020 but easier to sit through. Better acting too.

Story of Kunning Palace-couldn't stand this female lead. She sucked. And I don't know what she saw in SML. She was stuck on him forever. When the ML was right there morally grey and HOT.

Love is Sweet-rewatch

Only 4 Love-she was big LIAR towards the end for no reason. And they gave Dylan no reason to be liked.

The Substitute Princess's Love-eh

The Legend of Shen Li-Made me cry in the first 6 episodes. He became a little annoying once they weren't on earth. But happy ending and still pretty good.

Born To Run-TEARJERKER but beautiful story. The mom on the right deserved a worse fate.

Blossoms in Adversity-Mature FL and flawed but strong quiet ML. Really strong storyline and comfortable romance.

I May Love You-he didn't like that girl. And when he did I didn't care. Love Miles though usually.

Falling Into You-although they ignore a GLARING mental illness moment. The skinship was PEAK. The romance was good when it happened and they remained strong. Anyu looks super young here but she doesn't look as old as people make it seem. I loved them both.

Men in Love-so bad I didn't finish. Most wishy washy FL ever. She really pmo bad.

Moon Love-mixed feelings. Because low budget but sweet and sad at the same time.

Meet Yourself-long winded and boring in a comfortable way. But that's the kind of dramas she does. Very slow slice of life. Sweet. Worth it.

Wonderland of Love-Mr. And Mrs Smith levels of insane chemistry but he loved her way more than she loved him and it was obvious to the point where it made it not fun. She was kind of self centered, he came second and usually third.

You are My Secret-I didn't like the way she took things that happened at work out on him.

The Unexpected Marriage-cute enough

Love Scenery-cute time passer.

Are You the One-chemistry was so good. I know people hate the lying aspect but I'm sorry it makes sense. These two deserved. One of the best of the year. Need them in another drama together.

Melody of Golden Age-I enjoyed this. Really made Ding appeal to me on another level. I think the ending was stumble-y but I enjoyed for the most part.

Fateful Love-it was okay for the first like 30 and then... eh not bad.

19th Floor-one of the top of the year. It's this year's Reset. It did get a little shakey towards the end but that because it had so many episodes. Still great.

Love Like the Galaxy-I DID NOT like this and Idk how anyone else did. But it has plenty of fans, it wont miss me. She "settled" for him and he loved her to the point of insanity. Idk what he saw, she kind of sucked. He had to watch her love someone else for waaay too long.

Forever and Ever- I didn't watch the prequel show because I didn't want to put myself through the sadness. This could be considered boring but it was a comfortable boring. I enjoyed it. She LAID THIS BOY DOWN EVERY CHANCE SHE GOT. lol

As Beautiful You-It was okay. The business parts are so long and boring. Xu Kai was so fine.

Miss J-Fun, quirky, and charming.

In Blossom-I enjoyed it. Idk why people complain about Fl's acting. It was fine.

A Journey to Love-sigh I gave in and watched it because of the chemistry that oozed off the gifsets and I wasn't disappointed. These two need another show together that ends HAPPY.

All in all a good year for my drama consumption. Let's see what next year brings!

[igotsnothing]

Date #4

Date 1/Previous/Next

Transcript beneath the cut bc I don't know if this is too hard to read.

H: Jeremiah!

J: No. My turn: Healthcliff!

H: You haven’t forgiven me for “Jezebel,” have you? Think 20th century. I go again: Your name is...Jonathan!

J: That’s not a bad guess! Think...Book of Genesis.

H: Joseph! The coat guy!

J: You’re getting closer!

H: “Genesis” with a “J”!

J: ...And we’re back to square one. Let me see... Humbert?

H: Ew! Think young man roaming around a big city.

J: Holly Go Lightly, the drag version.

H: We’re very, very bad at this.

J: It’s like we’re illiterate.

H: Speak for yourself, Jezzy.

J: Why, Holly, you hussy, you’re the one sleeping with anonymous men!

[Laughter]

H: It’s funny...I feel I’ve gotten to know you so well...But I don’t even know your name. Is it more important than knowing your favorite movie or dish? Crazy, huh?

J: No...It’s not crazy. We know the important things about each other- I see you so clearly...and I like what I see. A lot...

H: ...Thank you for stepping into my life that night. This has been so unusual, but so amazing...And I like what I see, too.

H: You’re welcome to hang out- get some more rest; I normally work from home, but I have to go on-site today to meet a client.

J: It’s okay- I have to go soon anyway. Give me a hint...We’re doing badly on the names department, maybe I’ll have an easier time guessing your profession.

H: It’s not something people know much about. But here’s a fun fact: I have the career I have because I was a roadie at one point.

J: Wait... A roadie? Those people who travel with bands and help them with equipment and setting up and all that?

H: Yeah. I was hired shortly after I graduated from college. I thought it would be a great way to travel and see the world on the cheap.

J: What band did you travel with? I guess that’s one thing we didn’t really talk about: music.

H: I suppose you could describe my musical taste as ‘bar brawl soundtrack.’

J: Nooo...Are you a metalhead?

H: Hardly. I traveled with a folk band: the Bogside Bards.

J: Wow!

J: I never heard their music. How long were you a roadie for?

H: Oh, for about two years. I ended up as broke as I had started...but it was a lot of fun- not gonna lie! And I picked up some useful skills that got me my current job.

J: ...You’re a backup dancer!

H: Ha! No- but I did end up on stage once...

H: So... When do I see you again?

J: I have a work thing tonight, but do you want to meet up tomorrow?

H: Yes! It sounds sappy, but I’m going to miss you... I always have a great time with you.

J: It’s not sappy- it’s sweet. I’ll miss you, too. Where do you want to go?

H: Hmm... How about the museum? It stays open until 10 on Fridays.

J: Sounds good! I haven’t been in a while.

H: I wish I didn’t have to go... I wish we could spend the day just like this.

J: ...Maybe with fewer clothes.

H: ...And back in my bed.

J: Why don’t we skip the museum and just come back here?...

H: Hmm...Maybe I can make us dinner and we’ll watch a movie?

J: ...Um...I think you know we’re not going to watch a movie- we’re barely going to get through dinner...

H: I like these botched plans we’re hatching.

J: Mmm... I can’t wait for them to fall through.

H: Text me later? Hearing from you always makes my day better.

J: Okay! I will.

Director: You have to be kidding me. That system cost us six figures...and it’s already causing problems?

Audio engineer: The thing is, the issue is intermittent—only in the broadcast mix, never during rehearsal, and never the same channel twice.

Director: The stream has to be flawless. We’re selling this concert to sponsors, subscribers, the board—and half the press list. If it cuts out, we don’t just lose face. We lose funding.

Director: Can we fix it in time for the premiere?

Audio engineer: I’m trying.

Director: Not good enough.

Audio engineer: I’ll have it sorted out. The problem is the contractor who did the installation is useless. He keeps focusing on firmware and that’s not the issue.

Audio engineer: Lemme talk to Derek. He may be able to troubleshoot it during rehearsal.

Director: Okay. Thanks. Keep me posted.

J: The upper register’s a little too bright. Did someone revoice this recently?

Director: Aaah...Terese, make a note that we need to get the Concert Technician in asap.

Terese: I’ll call him now.

Director: Let’s take a break while Kekoa gets the system ready for troubleshooting. How long until Derek gets here?

Audio engineer: He’s wrapping up with Broadcasting- should be here in 15- 20, max?

TEXTS

J: How's your day going?

H: I just want it to be tomorrow already...

J: Oh? How come? Do you have any plans? 🤨

H: I do! I have a date with this gorgeous guy I picked up in an alley!

J: How shameless! Don't you know about stranger danger?

H: I enjoy learning the hard way...If you get what I mean...😏

*

J: Cheeky boy!

H: You’re not disappointed, are you?

J: Because we can’t go up to your place and have to keep our museum date?

H: Yeah...The firefighters are doing a building inspection and need access to the apartments. They will be sounding off the alarms randomly for the next hour or so. Only heard about it when I got back from work.

J: Mmm... I’m just happy to be with you again.

H: I hope you still feel that way when I kidnap you for the night. I’m not letting you leave- you are aware of that, right?

J: Good. I was counting on your dastardliness.

Museum employee:

Welcome to the MFA San Myshuno!

H: Hi! I’d like one guest pass, please: I’m a member and he is my plus-one.

H: What’s with the cap and glasses?

J: Oh, sometimes I get a little anxious when I’m in public. You don’t mind, do you?

H: No, no! Of course not! Are you uncomfortable? Should we go somewhere else? I’m sorry, I didn’t rea-

J: It’s nothing serious. I’m perfectly fine like this- plus, you’re here.

H: Okay... Let me know if you want to leave, though.

J: I will! Don’t worry!

H: Whoa. This exhibit is new. I like this portrait of Ella Mae Ray a lot. It’s like you can almost hear that velvety voice of hers. Do you like jazz at all?

J: I do. I...Um...Like classical music best, but I enjoy listening to jazz, also.

H: Classical, huh? Never would have guessed that of you!

J: How come?

H: I don’t know...To be honest, I don’t know much about classical music. I grew up listening to a lot of pop and rock music... Do you have a favorite composer?

J: I like a lot of the popular classical composers...Chopin, Beethoven...

H: Hey! We should check out the San Myshuno Philharmonic together sometime! What do you think? I’ve never been- have you?

J: Uh, yeah... It’s nice.

H: OKAY. This? I don’t get why this is in a museum. It just feels waaaay too commercial.

J: I think this exhibit is over. Back to the permanent collection from here on.

H: Wanna go see the geodes on the third floor?

J: You are into geology?

H: I’m into YOU! The exhibit is next to a quiet exit where we can kiss a little in peace...

J: What kind of museum tour did I get myself on?...

H: I know, I know... It’s subjective... But still...I think art- true art- makes you feel something, you know? I don’t care if some of these more commercial pieces showcase skill- they’re too... functional?

J: I think I get what you’re saying...They’re there to complement the decor, to blend in and be unobtrusive.

H: Exactly! That has its place but I don’t consider it great art. It may be great at what it IS, but real art manages to engage with you, makes you feel something- makes you think!

J: I agree with you. I feel the same way about music. Great music should evoke emotion and even challenge the listener. There is a lot of beauty in dissonance, when done correctly.

H: Huh...I never thought of it that way when it comes to music...Interesting!

H: What’s on your mind?

J: I’m having a blast...but I’m wondering if those firefighters are done yet...

H: [Chuckling] Let’s get out of here.

J: So...I think I know what your name is.

H: Oh, yeah? Let’s hear it!

J: I can’t believe I didn’t figure it out before... By any chance, is it... Holden? Like, Holden Caulfield from Catcher in the Rye?

J: Well? Did I-

H: Wow!...

J: What?

H: Say it again: my name!

J: ...Holden!

H: You just gave me chills. Can you feel that?

J: Your heart is beating so fast!

H: It’s just...I don’t know- this feels so...real. Something you give away without much thought- a name- but you? It’s like...You earned it...And I love it when you say it.

J: Holden, Holden...I’m crazy about you, Holden.

[Laughter]

[gromky]

oh sete (big boys dont cry)

[daxsystxrs]

So uh , Hooty is hidden in the book of bill!! This is the page called like.. 'The human body' , I can't remember and the books downstairs smh but I think it's funny how Hooty snuck in there lol 😭

[egginfroggin]

Happy New Year, here's an unpolished comic about a 12-year-old having a breakdown over space peanuts with his great-aunt

Ford, sweetie, I love you, but your glasses (and that sixth finger) are going to be the death of me

Mabel, you're fine, except for your boots, why did I give you fuzzy boots, fuzz is hard

Transcription below; please let me know if I should put it under a cut, and thank you for reading! Happy New Year ^^

Mabel: "Here, try these." "You've been missing Earth foods, right?"

Ford: "?" "What are they?"

Mabel: "Nuts! They taste just like peanuts."

Mabel: "Well, almost. They're a bit sweeter, like they're candied!" "They keep pretty well, too!" "We could get a bunch to go..." "...?"

Mabel: "Hey, what's wrong, Pine Nut? Are those ones bad?"

Ford: "..." "... No, it's not that..." "Lee always liked toffee peanuts... these taste just like them."

Ford: "... Lee would love these."

Mabel: "..." "Well, then, we'll have to pick up some more before we get you home, then, won't we?"

Ford: "... Yeah..."

(program: Krita; time taken: about 8 hours 30 minutes)

[travelergirlx]

(door + unexpected kiss is one of my favorite tropes)

[sleeplessdreamer14]

mild to moderate book of bill spoilers

after getting some more insight to Fiddleford’s marital problems, I’m starting to wonder if he and Emma-May might have had a shotgun wedding