#uri answers

[jupitergalactica]

If you could choose to get adopted by any two albums, which two would you pick? :D

I’ll go first; Hesitant Alien - Gerard Way and Stomachaches - frnkiero andthe cellabration!!! :3

[backseatloversz]

both of them saying semi-charmed life and round here😭

[itreference]

give me canon losers' phone battery please

Ben - 86% I think he would keep it decently average.

Beverly - 93% she probably wouldn't be on her phone a lot due to father but she also takes a lot of pictures with the Losers so possibly 74%

Bill - 64% hardly charges his phone and when he does it's probably at like 4%

Eddie - 90% he either doesn't have a phone or is only allowed like 15 minutes a day

Mike - 65-100%, he doesn't spend much time on his phone because he's helping his grandfather around the farm, but when he is it's probably with the Losers

Richie - 0-25% he has no patience for his phone to charge whatsoever

Stanley - maybe in the 80-90%, spends most of his time reading. When he is on his phone it's because he is bored and has absolutely nothing to do but doom scroll.

[levi-ackerman-ds]

AOT ANSWERS Guidebook

I will update this list as the book is translated from the German Version. I'll provide the whole context with whole pages, with nothing left out or edited. I will also include supporting pages from The Character Encyclopedia.

If you use these as a reference, please credit! Thank you!

Levi and Erwin- Tragedy and Trust

Pages 148, 149, 150, 151

Pages 152, 153

The Character Encyclopedia Pages 154-157

Kenny and Uri- Birth of Kenny

Page 78, 79, 80

[ladynekohime]

Boy meets boy. You're welcome. (It's a non-starter so please don't go into this with your hopes up!)

That said... wanna see it in slow mo?

[dallmustdie]

My forehead vs Brendon uries forehead who’s winning

Contest as to who's is biggest? Brendon's for sure. Mfs forehead is ten miles wide.

[maruyaaya]

this is both the best and most cursed thing ive ever made. goodnight

emo neoptolemus. based on this gem. he sends this to tele who either straight up dies or falls madly in love. or both... >:3

OH MY GOD???? HE’S SUCH A LIL EMO FREAK 😭😭😭😭 HES SITTING IN HIS ROOM BLASTING MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE i just know telemachus sees this and has a heart attack. this is the best thing ive ever seen in my life and im so serious

[miquella-everywhere]

Wait a minute

The DLC trailer said that Miquella abandoned his fate while the visuals show st Trina falling. But then the DLC says that Miquella's "fate" was becoming a god and st Trina is just his love (whatever that means)

Ok FromSoft, either Miquella was fated to conclude his hormone replacement treatment and became the patroness of eepy, or he was meant to be a god but he abandoned that to do his own thing with the Haligtree and unalloyed gold.

What is the truth!?

It gets even stupider when you consider that Miquella's flashback dialogue implies that Godhood was something that Miquella was wholly resigned to from his young-young years, meaning that Miquella never actually abandoned his fate but was actually bull-headed cliff-diving towards it the entire time.

Trina has absolutely zero connection to Miquellas fate even though the trailer and story frames it like she does. And then you go into Miquella's base-game accomplishments and motivations, and Miquella being "fated" to become a God contradicts everything when Miq rejected the Golden Order and left the Lands Between to create his own haven in the Forbidden Land and went on to create "God Repellant Metal", he hated the Gods for their curse upon Malenia and himself, created his own Tree separate from the Greater Will and embedded himself into his own blood watered tree to break his curse...

Oh but fucking wait, the Haligtree doesn't even mean anything any more, because if Miquella embedded himself into the Haligtree to try and divest his flesh, why the fuck does he then proceed to abandon flesh he's already abandoned, and why in hells name would he even bother embedding himself when the DLC shoves down your throat that he needed Mohg to access the RoS(and then proceeds to not tell you why or how the fuck that's even possible its an ass pull retcon at best and a cheap reason to make miq a villain at worst)

Bottom line is: What was even the goddamn point of the Haligtree and Miquella embedding himself into it????

It is so very fucking stupid 😞

[cwtchzl]

stan is one of the most androgynous dudes out there and i refuse to believe otherwise. like. look at him. in his fuckass bell bottomed jeans and flowy shirts like he got them from victorian times. with his medium length golden curls, hazel eyes, sharp features, straight nose, 6'1 height, thin lips, tiny waist and long legs like he is a fucking model.

[sometimes-i-make-mcr-fanart]

i just wanted information and i got a wattpad jump scare

[heartbeatlicense]

i’m bored what was everyone’s first exposure to mpreg

[itreference]

which losers can do a backflip? I hc that eddie can do a back bend and it freaks the other losers out

Real, Eddie is very scary. He can probably do things and the losers find out at the most random times. Like, since when could the shitty asthmatic do a fucking handstand? Apparently he always could.

Beverly could probably do a shitload of cartwheels but can only do a backflip when jumping off something. (A tree, roof, diving board, etc)

Richie probably can't do any of that shit. He'd say he can but would probably break something trying.

Stanley is not the most flexible, but he can do a handstand for a good while. And maybe he can do a split but that's just me

Bill also can't do much, maybe a few cartwheels and possibly if he tried, a front flip. The basics.

Mike can do a backflip, definitely. He can do a shit load of stuff. Also I think, he'd also probably be the fastest loser of them all. Like if they're doing a race, he'd beat them all by a fair mile.

Ben really does try but he can't do much, he can do a shit cartwheel and gets really proud of it. The losers all say he did really well but physically have to strain Richie from not saying a smart ass remark.

[vinnieparks]

I wanna do Losers responses to random quotes.

Like:

"Don't fall in love with me."

Stan: I won't.

Eddie: Don't tell me what to do.

Ben: Too late..

Richie: Or what?

Bev: You'll fall first.

Mike: As if

Bill: Okay...?

[queenharumiura]

Uri mewls when she sees the girl following her, although it wasn't far it was a bit sketchy, as the place she walked was a bit darker and like an alleyway. Yet the cat kept mewling and walking there as if nothing was wrong.

[Unprompted] @thehandworld

Haru pauses at the entrance of the dark alleyway, a bit intimidated. 'Surely Uri wouldn't lead Haru down a dangerous alleyway for her to get injured. SURELY there is a good reason for this'.

Choosing to trust the little feline, Haru slowly continues to follow- but she is certainly ready to scream and run away if she sees anything scary- like a caterpillar!

[antisociallilbrat]

It's Mike time baby, he needs some love

-Mike and Bill take scenic drives all the time. In the book Mike's dad would send him to different places around Derry to find or see cool or interesting things and because of that Mike found a lot of great views and he and Bill would take his truck to those spots and just read or talk or cuddle together. Mike is a very astute observer of his friends and so whenever he notices that something's bothering Bill, he whisks him away to these beautiful spots he finds.

-Bev loves to take Mike on days out. She calls them "Adventures". She loves finding new restaurants or coffee shops they've never been to or seeing indie movies she's never heard of at local theaters. Even in a clown-less universe, Mike still spent a lot of his formative years working on the farm instead of having fun so she's trying to make up for that now for him.

-Mike and Eddie take random classes all the time. They love picking up new skills. It started when Eddie got everyone CPR certified and they saw an ad for a cooking class on the way out and they're the only ones interested. Then follows knitting and gardening and dance and so on.

-Mike and Richie both took a gap year before heading to college. They didn't feel ready and so instead they went on a cross-country road trip together. Mike had seen so little in his life and he was so excited. Richie took enough polaroids to fill two albums and was in charge of the music. Mike picked all the stops and was adamant they see every dumb local attraction they could.

-Stan gets Mike incredibly invested in birdwatching as a hobby. At first Stan thought he kept offering to go with him because he's kind, but Mike eventually started getting his own gear and his own bird book, he packed them lunches, and then he found them a local group of birdwatchers for them to join. They stand out a bit as 20-somethings in a group made up of seniors, but that doesn't bother them. Stan still insists they go with just each other about half of the time though.

-One year for Mike's birthday, Ben built him a chicken coop in their backyard. He knew that Mike was happy to be in the city with his friends, but that he was definitely a bit homesick for the farm. Ben helped him hatch some chicks and raise them. They both cried tears of joy when their first chick hatched. Each of the Losers got to name one. The Loser's cook only with Mike's eggs from that day forward.

Rose everytime you grace my inbox it's absolute blessing- and to bring some love for Mike while you're at it <33 aaaaa okay okay

-Mike is so the guy to take long rides to clear his head and I'm happy to think about him including Bill on them. Sometimes they talk, sometimes they listen to music, and other times they just drive in silence with the windows rolled down and breathing in all that open space

-I read this point and the first thing that popped into my head was that 'treat yourself' meme and yes these two do that. They treat themselves to new restaurants and experiences but i can also see them being thrift shop buddies? They've definitely done the bit where you go to like goodwill and pick out silly outfits for the person you're with. They have a good time with it

-Eddie and Mike taking random classes is top tier. Yes they both know how to make pottery, knit, scrapbook and they've taken at least one intro class of a foreign language. It's just fun and sometimes they'll flip a coin to see what's the next class they're going ot.

-Speaking of scrapbooking that came in real handy with this one. Mike and Richie taking a cross country road trip aaaa. I can see Mike sitting in the passenger seat with a map and circling every little tourist trap he wants to go to and him and Richie both being genuinely excited over the littlest things, it's such a sweet image <3

-Stan and Mike birdwatching :( Mike loves animals so of course he'd actually get excited about this and the boy already loves to learn so he eat ups every fact Stan gives him about birds. And honestly these are the two losers that would hang out with a group of seniors- it's very on brand for them. Stan already dresses like an old man and all the old ladies love Mike bc he's so charming. Stan may or may not be jealous.

-Something about how Mike and Ben are already kinda seen as the 'mother hens' of the losers and then them raising actual chickens...and yes Mike has all the kisses for Ben when he sees that chicken coop and the chicks they hatch might as well be their actual children let's be honest

[tenebriism]

OTPs + NOTPs for Urianger!

OTPs:

Thancred x Urianger. Nothing is topping this for me. Ever. They are besties AND soulmates, your honor.

Y'shtola x Urianger. Two EXTREMELY powerful scholars who often must step in as the logical ones of the group!? They'd go extremely well together.

WoL x Urianger. Let him cradle your WoLs and help them forget the woes of the world. <3

Moenbryda x Urianger. One of those sad ships. ' What could have been. '

nOTPs:

Alphinaud/Alisaie x Urianger. Absolutely not.

Zenos x Urianger. It would never happen. My Zenos is strictly WoL-sexual (as I imagine most Zenos' are), and Urianger, while usually the most level-headed, flexible, and reasonable one of the group, would think anyone insane for giving Zenos a chance, ESPECIALLY after they almost lost Y'shtola because of him. That's a very sore spot for Uri.