#veereblogsstuff

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I wish I could show this to all my irl friends

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

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Excuse me what

“i pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america” is such a dystopian way to start the school day and it’s just… common place

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Okay look

Glad my username is pretty accurate

seriously though take this personality quiz and tell me what you get. it’s important. 

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Seagreen

if youre lgbtq+ take this quiz and see what color you got

i got #7fffd4 which is aquamarine !

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Um excuse me I didn't need my heart broken this early, I'm not even fully awake yet

“The world had ended, so why had the battle not ceased, the castle fallen silent in horror, and every combatant laid down their arms? Harry’s mind was in free fall, spinning out of control, unable to grasp the impossibility, because Fred Weasley could not be dead…”

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Patreon~

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Gonna write this on a piece of paper and put it over my desk tbh

self care is kicking your own ass

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Ratatouille and Suicide Squad. Gonna write that as soon as possible

The last two films you watched have a crossover. Write what this crossover would be, as unlikely as it may be.

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Um I'm offended how accurate this is

what I say : I’m a writer

what I mean : I have several unfinished works sleeping in my hard drive and I haven’t opened a word document since the cold winter of 1854

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Look, I haven't watched a single episode but this post is awesome

Bromance/Romance

Alright, guys. 

THIS ISN’T a bromance: 

THIS IS a bromance:

THIS IS a bromance:

THIS IS a bromance: 

NOT THIS:

GOODNIGHT, THANK YOU

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As a James Bond fan with English as second language this took me a second

dan and phil: *at an aquarium*

phil: do you wanna share what you just said?

dan: *wispers* octopussy

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Slytherin, Ace Lesbian, Virgo

im collecting scientific data just for fun

what’s ur hogwarts house, sexuality, and zodiac?

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I'M ABLE TO BUY THIS GODDAMN PINK JUMPER?! HELL YEAH THIS MADE MY DAY

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dnp in a nutshell

it’s sweet how dan is the biggest phillie and phil is also the biggest phillie

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I feel like some sort of internet toddler

How to Tell if Somebody is fandom!old

- They use terms like lemons, smut, or UST to talk about the genre of their fic.

- They have squicks.

- They want you to have squicks. Which isn’t to say that they want to squick you, just that it’s a useful term.

- *glomps*

- They leave long comments on everything the read. Possibly not in the tags. They might do something super bizarre like send a message or put their thoughts on the end of your post.

- They write disclaimers on everything. Or on literally anything, since nobody does that anymore.

- They write about orbs, and those orbs are cerulean.

- Or literally anything else is cerulean. Cerulean is an outdated term. I’m calling it.

- The tongues of their characters are still battling for dominance, even though it’s 2017, and really a winner should have been declared by now.

- They have a fear of Mary Sue.

- Characters in their modern AU are chatting on AIM instant messenger, and calling each other on landlines. There are references to Ceiling Cat, because the characters are hip to meme culture. This AU is ~modern~ after all.

- Their fic is interlaced with slightly relevant song lyrics (disclaimer, they didn’t write the song.)

- They don’t do any of above, because they are New Fandom Savy, but they write or reblog nostalgic posts about these things.

- They had a livejournal.

- They still have a livejournal.

- They ended up on tumblr only after getting into a new fandom, searching livejournal for content and fellow fans, and suddenly coming to the startling realization that livejournal has become a barren wasteland of tumbleweeds and chirping crickets.

- They miss their geocities site.

- They wrote fic for the X-Files while the original nine seasons were still airing.

- Bonus, they wrote fic for the original Star Trek and published it in a zine, before the Internet was a thing. That’s like super mega fandom old.

- They might be less inclined to call themselves “trash”, but they are totally out there, reading all the things.

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This is amazing?! And also ace including??

I love that you don't correct people thinking you are gay. Like you just roll with it. Or are you gay?

I have been straight for the last 22 years. But you know, there’s always tomorrow, amigo

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Tbh I prefer dnp to be alive so maybe uhhh not...?

just an idea for this years baking 🧐🧐