#very neat 😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞

[timcassie]

I wonder if the arahabaki beast drawn here is in anyway Hoshikawa referencing how Guivre is described in SB

[chrisbangs]

and fuck the hate anons 😤 you’re one of the best people on this site!!! No one loves bang chan as much as you!!! you are talented, showstopping, amazing, and things just wouldn’t be the same without you!! Keep being you!! :D

[firemenenthusiast]

—“ruffles”

farleigh start x fem! reader

summary: farleigh has one purpose in this world, and that is to give you anything you want and more

warnings: 18+, smut, unprotected sex (well duh), BREEDING KINK goes brrrr, porn with plot (sorry for that lol), creampie, cunnilingus, riding, petnames, mating press (whoa), size kink, breeding endeavours (like really), no actual pregnancy, breast worship, oral fixation, literally about fucking reader to knock her up (no im not ashamed) (maybe a lil)

a/n: if you don’t like breeding kink or talks of getting pregnant and stuff you don’t have to read ! but just so you know i want him to get me pregnant (hello) 😞🙏���

strolling down the neatly shaped stone pavement, the glinting of overhead fairy lights reflecting against your glossy eyes makes you feel grateful that farleigh’s willing to do this. it’s been months since your last actual date, having only gone out to other people’s events or just hanging out around campus. you two were very busy, with the aggressive chase from assignment due dates and the cruel allocation of your schedules. it felt like the faculty hated seeing you two together and was doing everything in their will to separate you.

tilting your head towards him, you watch a slow smile thread itself across his lips as he continues looking forward so the both of you don’t end up tripping over each other. he could feel you alternating between watching your steps and watching him, taking in all his sharp features. his nose, the tip reflecting a glow from the fairy lights, his eyes, his long lashes that almost touch his pretty eyebrows. and his curls, god you love his curls so much, especially because he keeps them neat all the time. you’re willing to bet that incase of fire in his dorm building he’s gonna grab his hair products first if not only.

“take a picture baby it’ll last longer” he quips, making you eye roll at the cringey words. pulling you in closer to his side, you notice that you were seconds away from colliding into the group of people walking past. farleigh always does this, having told you multiple times that you’re careless when in reality he just wanted you to be as close to him as possible so people wouldn’t dare to get any ideas

one good thing about your relationship is that it’s gotten to the stage where you’re always each other’s date, especially for the family events. farleigh’s family in saltburn already welcomed you long ago, even since you two were just talking and when all the toxicity and angst happened between you and him. they watched from afar, not wanting to meddle into farleigh’s businesses but they were hoping you could work it out. they were hoping that you could just give farleigh a chance to prove that he’s actually capable to love properly, and you did.

you’ve come to the age you’ve started getting invited to your friends’ weddings, farewells and showers. you know, adult, family stuff. just last month you guys rsvp’d to annabelle’s wedding and went together. and the fact that the both of you fit each other so well stained a smile on farleigh’s face all the way home. the parties and raves are toning down and surprisingly, there hasn’t been any yet for your last year at oxford. farleigh had told you he’s glad that it’s all starting to get behind him now as he’s more determined to actually try for uni now that he’s got you. he wanted a promising future where he could keep you safe and healthy.

“im glad we did this, farleigh” looking up at him, the feeling of his calloused hand cupping against your soft one serves you warmth. you’re walking hand in hand under the dim lights of oxford little shop street.

a momentary quirk appears on his eyebrows before tilting his head down towards you.

“what ? take you out for a walk ?” his lips curl to huff out a playful scoff, seconds before he’s flinching from you playfully punching his arm.

“you know that’s not what i meant”

straightening his back, he smiles.

“yeah, i know. we never really have time for ourselves anymo-” as he squeezes your hand he’s being cut off by you squeaking in excitement, making him dart his head towards the thing distracting you from his heartfelt moment.

farleigh almost stumbles over the sidewalk when you basically jumped off to go into the shop, yanking his hand together in a still interlocked hand holding. he mentally curses as a reflex, does this woman not realise that she’s still holding his hand ?

“ohh,, oh my good— farleigh look !” you’re practically melting in front of the display of cute mini clothes in the shop with soft pastel interior. everything was so small and adorable, from the tiny two-piece light blue pyjamas to the mini rainbow xylophone neatly placed in a colourful box packaging.

it’s only when you look up to him do you see that your hands are stretched out, forming a bridge over the display table with farleigh on the other side just looking at you, waiting for you to realise you’re near yanking his arm off his shoulder. quickly releasing his hand, you mutter a low ‘sorry’ with your best apologetic face.

“what’s up with you and baby stuff lately ?” he inquires, tone obvious that he hasn’t even got one idea as of your latest obsession. what he does recall is that it started when one of your mutual friends invited you to their baby shower.

“they’re just so- do you not think they’re adorable?!” you’re moving quickly through the entire shop to make sure that you’ve looked at every single items that you don’t even bother to look up at farleigh who’s clearly unamused by the whole thing.

“they’re just small shirts. even i wear baby tees” you shrug at his answer, well he’s not wrong. he does wear small t-shirts, sometimes having cropped them himself.

having grown up with no other children in the mansion, and not having to deal with smaller cousins at Christmas or dinner makes him feel like children are no big deal. even when everyone geeked at the tiny human last week, telling him that she’s just the cutest little thing and so pure, he didn’t get the appeal. he was showing a distinct disgusted look the whole time and to be fair, you think it’s classic farleigh. you just laughed it off at seeing him trying so hard to hide the pout and ended up spending the rest of the evening telling him he’s cuter. you still remember what he said when you insisted that he’s cute.

“im a grown man, i don’t need you calling me cute. plus i don’t care about the baby”

“so what do you call a grown man ?”

there was a quick silence before you hear him respond quietly.

“….handsome”

his timid response made you snort laugh, and you still do when you randomly remembered his flushed face and his eyes looking into the distance in all seriousness as if the whole thing never bothered him at all.

swiping your fingers against the delicate fabric on the table, you couldn’t help the genuine smile glued to your face. somehow the mini buttons and small fluffy rabbit peeking out the shirt’s pocket really makes you float with joy. you don’t even notice farleigh slowly stepping closer towards you, as he reaches out to feel the fabric you’re so keen on feeling.

the smile on your face grows wider noticing farleigh has stopped murmuring protests about the shop selling basically shrunken clothes and instead, measuring how tiny the arm of the pyjamas is with his pointer finger. mentally he’s genuinely amazed seeing that it’s the same length of his finger because for a moment there, he forgot that babies are that small.

“they’re so small”

“i know, god these make me wanna have one just so we could play dress up” your eyes are still set on the matching pieces, responding to his quiet mutters. hearing your words takes the enjoyment of being there from farleigh, an itch crawled against the skin on his neck making him cock his head and let out a huffed sigh.

“let’s go home” he’s completely turned his body away from you with a few steps towards the door leaving you behind

“already…?” his musky scent no longer lingering around when you raise your head.

“farleigh—!” you try to call out to him asking him to at least slow down but he’s already standing at the door holding it open. maybe something’s caught his attention that his eyes are staring far outside, not bothered to look at you

the rest of the ride home farleigh’s only focused on the road, large hand framing the wheels making you look at his other hand, which would otherwise had already settled on your thigh, dangerously high.

the whole time he’s got his eyes straight through the windshield that not once does he bother to meet your gaze from beside like always. his back is pressed straight against the seat, shoulders pulled back, you know that he’s tensed. he looks somehow pissed, with his brows occasionally knitted together with a distinct furrow.

you’d asked him a few questions like you usually do, accompanying him along the drive because farleigh gets drowsy behind the wheels but all of them got shut down with barely a word or just a hum. all of his sudden behaviour leaves you worried, for one thinking about what you may have done that could’ve pissed him off and what his silence could’ve mean. farleigh on normal circumstances wouldn’t know when to shut up, so you’re really beating your head wondering.

“farleigh—“ he’s walking fast in front of you, leaving you to almost stumble over a scattered piece of rock on the pathway. the swings of his legs are obviously larger than yours, that you struggle to match the pace. he’s still silent, but not without his hand wrapped around your wrist, practically dragging you towards what you could make out is the direction of his dorm. you would have guessed that he was mad but the gentle hold he has on your wrist tells you otherwise

you were right, it is the direction to his dorm. stopping your tracks, you pull your hand away forcing him to turn towards you, before stepping in to close the distance in between. you have no choice but to crane your neck looking at him, his pupils blown and eyes dark. but maybe that’s just the dimmed lights along the hall, and the fact that it’s late. your eyes involuntarily trail down his chest, swallowing the lump in your throat seeing it heaves like the ocean wave.

looking him right in the eyes, clear concern and desperation glinting off your cornea. “farleigh what is it ? it was a perfectly great date—“

immediately as the words left your lips you feel his large hands cradling your face, slender fingers cupping your jaw as he hunches down to touch his lips against your soft ones, taking you in for a kiss so deep it feels like he’d longed for it since forever. all the building up protest within you dissolves slowly with each of the touch of lips on your bottom one, kissing on it like he’s desperate for something.

your fingers are crawling on his chest, trying to grab at the hem of his knitted sweater, subconsciously pulling him even closer. a deep breath sighs out of him as his nose bumps against yours, your lips getting glossy from both your saliva. just as you begin to step forward to push him back towards his door, he breaks the kiss with small pants.

“im sorry,,” he begins, your eyes bore into his, waiting patiently for an explanation, your fingers fiddling with the buttons on the chest

before he continues he takes your hands of his chest into his, stepping back and pulling you into his dorm after twisting the knob. for a second you widen your eyes at him seeing that he still doesn’t lock his room when he’s out, which you’ve told him to countless times. seeing your reaction to the little detail leaves a grin across his lips.

turning your back towards his bed, he continues to take you in for another kiss, his knee moving forward to separate your legs apart, dipping it onto the mattress. all you had to do was return the kiss, as he didn’t give you much option pressing his plump ones against yours. kissing farleigh was always like being given oxygen when you can’t breathe, and it always felt like he’s saved you from suffocating.

you’re now making out on the bed, with him on top of your body, his upper arm caging your head as his fingers move the stray hair across your forehead. it’s unusual for the both of you to be in this position, not without both your hands desperately ripping off each others clothes, tearing them off your bodies. now you’re moving in a slow pace, with his kisses delicate against your lips.

reaching your hand up to move his hair backwards, he takes that as a cue to continue explaining.

“i can’t stand not being able to give you what you want, the moment you ask for it”

his answer quirks your brows, the look on your confusion displayed across your face as your fingers moving to tuck his hair behind his ear.

“when you said you wanted a baby for yourself—“ realisation hits on what he’s talking about that you immediately shut your eyes and shake your head before they shot wide open

“oh my god— i wasn’t serious, farleigh !”

“i know, i know”

his dark glossy eyes search into yours before he continues

“but i can actually fuck you now, fill you up so full and nice, get you pregnant with my kid”

a soft moan escapes your lips when he leans in to kiss along your jaw, trailing down to your collarbone, his fingers work to undress you at each part of your body that he kisses, until you’re left with nothing

“you’re still dressed” you point out, receiving a grin from him

“does that bother you baby ?” he responds, as his hand grabs at the hem of his sweater to pull it over his head, his broad tanned shoulder now on full display, looking glorious as ever. if only he was facing the other way, the flexing muscles on his back would’ve made you cum right that second.

spitting onto his hand, the sound got him your attention as he leans down pursing his lips, a glob lands on your pussy, making it glisten with all the wetness forming. he wastes no time latching his mouth on your folds, lapping up his own saliva that’s mixed with your juices. scooting even further from the bed, he’s poking his tongue down your hole, sucking on it to catch every drop of your taste into his mouth. he’s humming from the sweetness, eyes shut savouring your taste while you squirm from the vibration.

he has his hands sprawled over your lower belly, pinning your hips down so he could have his way down your core all he wants, like it belongs to him. and it does. he knows it’s all his, yet he’s eating you out like he’s gonna lose you to somebody else.

the sounds coming out of your mouth are getting embarrassing, pathetic whines and broken out moans fill the room, making you place your forehand against your lips to cover some of them from spilling out uncontrollably.

hearing them all muffled, farleigh reaches his hand up to move your arm away, before sucking off your clit and raising his head up to look at you.

“let me hear your pretty sounds”

as he dives back into you, his nose grazes against your folds, collecting your wetness that the bridge is all glistening and shiny. he has his mouth pursed on your pussy before he’s sucking on your clit, alternating between his laps on your folds and kitten lick against it, flicking your clit with the tip of his tongue. you’ve missed how good he’d eat you out, and it’s crazy what he could make you feel in a span of mere couple of minutes.

your sudden grab on his hand tells him that you’re about to cum, and he could feel the subtle shake of your thighs against the sides of his head. raising his head up, his lower face all wet and sticky.

“wanna hear you baby, loud”

the final pressure on of his tongue sucking on your pussy brings you over the edge, with the vibrations of his words encouraging you to be louder toppling you over the high waves as they crashes down, and you’re cumming on his face. you’re panting hard, thighs shaking slightly, offering him a small smile as he stands to lean over and kiss you again, his finger pushing the hair sticking on your forehead away.

moving your body up from the mattress, you’re pulling him up by cupping his jaw, making him sit on the bed instead, his back resting against the headrest as you throw your leg over his hips, straddling his clothed hard on. your fingers quick to undo his belt and unzipping his pants before pulling out his already hard length, with farleigh wincing with each of your touches. the haste in your movement blows his mind, blood rushes towards the tip of his cock seeing you waste no time spitting on him and spreading it along his shaft.

the moans that spill out of your mouth from the feeling of you sinking on his cock were so loud that you could just pray no one comes knocking. you feel like never getting up from his cock ever from the pleasure. farleigh always stretches you out so nice, his cock hitting the right spots inside you with his length. bouncing on his cock would be nothing short of heavenly as he would place his hand on your waist, guiding you and even moving you by your waist himself to get off. but you love that, you love when he makes you his personal fleshlight.

“fuck, pretty girl-“

“fucking feel so good,, oh-“ he throws his head back feeling the clench of your walls down his cock

as your bounces are starting to grow rapid and desperate, you’re moaning uncontrollably at the feeling of his tip hitting the spot again and again, each time. farleigh reaches up to fondle your tits, pinching over the nipples before putting the mounds into his mouth. he’s mouthing at the soft flesh, hungry to stuff the whole of your tits against his tongue, eagerness spills out of him from how he’s flicking his tongue over the sensitive bud, scraping his teeth over it. the pace of you fucking creaks the bed, with the headrest slamming against the wall behind it.

farleigh has his legs all sprawled across the mattress, his thighs fucking upwards to meet your bounces down his cock. while you’re busy fucking yourself down his cock, moans spilling down your tongue erratically, farleigh’s fixated on playing with your breasts and sucking on your nipples. you can feel his saliva slobbering all over your flesh. god how he loves them so much, loves stuffing his face in between your mounds and just getting lost in the flesh. the palms of his hand curl tight against your waist, mouth agape at the feeling of your warm hole wrapping around him so snug. you’re getting desperate,

“oh fuck, it’s all yours sweetheart” he’s grabbing on your waist, trying to get you to slow down or he’ll burst.

seeing as you’re not slowing down he straighten his back and pushes you down against the mattress by your waist, moving to stand on his knees, his cock springing out of your pussy looking painfully hard, a string of slick connecting the tip to your folds.

putting all his weight against the back of your thighs, almost folding you into two in a mating press. he has his palms flattened against your lower belly, with his large fingers curling over your sides. wrapping one of his hand around his shaft, he’s pumping it quick before positioning it at your entrance and fucking it back into you.

mumbling through seethed teeth, he’s almost lost in the feeling of wanting to breed you, pumping your pussy full of his cum and making sure he’s fucked a baby into you.

“wanna be a momma hm ? gonna make you one, gonna give you my seed”

as he starts absolutely pounding into you you can’t help but let out a yelp, the stretched out position of your legs dangling over his shoulders hurts so good.

“farleigh,, more—“

“more ?”

you nod quickly at him, desperate to feel all of him stretching you out.

“so- fucking greedy” to your command he adjusts his position so he could reach deeper inside, giving him more access to move his hips

“you’re gonna look so pretty, so round with my baby” farleigh’s now mumbling sentences about you getting knocked up, being so full of his cum that he’s sure you’re pregnant

“you want a baby huh ?” his hips slams his cock into your pussy, balls slapping against the sweaty skin of your inner thighs with each of his thrusts. he’s got you caged underneath him, his shoulders and chest towering over you.

leaning in, he places a soft kiss against your lips, muffling in your moans for a moment,

“you’re so pretty” he kisses at your calf beside his head, putting his body weight on top of yours.

you’re almost screaming, with your tongue calling out his name again and again, your eyes near rolling back to your skull.

as he suddenly leans down against your legs harder, his face inches from yours as he takes in your fucked out features, sweaty and sticky

“can’t hear you pretty girl” he mutters through seethed teeth, holding the feeling of your tight pussy clenching down his cock, threatening his cum to shoot into your womb. letting out a weak incoherent response, he leans back.

“try again”

“wanna- wanna be full of your cum,, mm- want your baby”

“that’s more like it”

he has both your legs wrapped in his arms, pushing your thighs together making your pussy feels tighter to him, before stuffing his cock so deep inside, all inches of him. throwing his head back, he can’t help the fucked out moan coming out of his mouth, your pussy getting him closer to his orgasm.

“gonna cum baby, gonna fill you up really nice”

all you could do was nod at him with a whine, your eyebrows knitted together as you purse your lips together at the pleasure, hoping that he’s too hazed out to care what you give as a response, which thankfully, he is.

“oh fuck— fuck, fuck” he’s cursing, his thrusts sloppy and desperate, splashes of your wetness landing on the sheets beneath from his hips slamming into you. you know he’s gonna be cumming in you any second because farleigh curses like hell when he’s close. as he moans start getting cracked and loud, you feel his cum flooding the insides of your pussy, painting your walls full of white.

“there you go, that should knock you up hm ?”

pulling his softening cock out slowly, his eyes settle on your hole clenching around nothing, the brim being pumped full of his cum that some are spilling back out down your ass.

“ooh, we shouldn’t waste any of this now” wrapping his fingers around his cock, his thumb and index aiming the tip to collect the cum oozing out of your pussy, before pushing it back into you.

as you’re panting and catching your breaths, farleigh spends a couple of minutes just collecting the cum that keeps spilling out and fucking it back with his cock. he’s grinning over you, enjoying seeing your pussy so full to the brim, your folds sticky with some of his cum sticking onto them. just when he feels he’s done fucking it back into you, he wipes off some of the remaining stuck to your skin to bring up towards your lips and pushing it down your tongue.

smiling, he places your legs down slowly before crawling besides you to kiss all over your face, his fingers grazing across your palm to intertwine them with yours. kissing your forehead, his eyes stare into yours, glossy and shiny with the reflection of light from outside. his lips curl into a soft smile as he brings up your hand to kiss at the back of it

“you okay ?”

nodding, you take a deep breath making your chest raise as farleigh reaches his other hand up to wipe the small beads of sweat on your face.

“you know, i think i’m okay with having a mini you around”

turning your head to look directly at him, his face soft, lips swollen and as pouty as ever, staring back at you. a feeling of relief washing over you at hearing his words, watering the newfound hope that he won’t leave you all alone if anything happens. you know nothing’s actually gonna happen because you’re on birth control but it’s nice for him to say that, especially after all the things you had to go through to get to this point.

“really ?” you ask softly

“yeah” he leans in for another kiss before getting up

“you stay there okay”

he mutters slowly, which are his usual words when he gets up to get some warm wet cloth and a glass of water, as you offer him a small smile.

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[enorsstuff]

Literaly everyones design in the new hazbin pride merch is SO much better than their original designs..

Rant below👇

Vaggies is too formal and doesnt really fit the exorcist/hotel manager thing shes got going on but its still very pretty. Also I LOVE what they did with her hair its so cute! (I love her sm i wish she was an actual character sigh..)

Angels fluff is full on display and not watered down FINALLY, hes got a cute heart motif and looks classy(?) but at the same time casual, and OH MY GOD, THE HAT, its such a little detail but i love it so much, why you ask? Angel doesn't have much in his design in what era he died, and i remember reading somewhere that hes up to date with fashion, so i understand his design may have been hard to make since how can you convey that a character is from the 1940's while also making them fashionable to todays standards? The hat!! Idk if its just me but thats the perfect solution! I dont know what its called but his specific type of hat is one that was very popular during the 1940's-1950's so whenever i see it, it immediately makes me think of that era (but this might be just me..)

Charlie just looks a more profesional and gives off a hotel vibe, like I'd see someone working at a hotel I'd expect tyat kind of casual yet profesional outfit and not her original suit (especially not one with a bow-tie). I also prefer how her hair a lot more just like with vaggie! The little bow she has is also very cute and fits her character! (tbh I always struggled to draw her hair like in the show so im really impressed by the animators for pulling it off❤️)

And oh my GOD?? HUSK?? HE LOOKS GORGEOUSSSS, hes absolutely KILLING IT MY KING!!! I love his hat maybe it could have been some type of hat popularly wore in the 1970's but it really suits his vibe and character so it gets a pass and thank god tgey gave him a shirt, im not slut shaming.. but come on.. cover them up😞 they also gave him shoes which im very glad for.. (i mean all they changed from the pilots design is giving him some pants and suspenders was a shirt and some shoes really less important to his design than random dots on his wings and stuff?)

When I saw lucifers design I was in SHAMBLES IM TELLING YOU.. why.. WHY is his design so majestic??!!! and most importantly WHY WASNT IT LIKE THAT IN THE SHOW? his design here is almost perfect.. his hat has the snake with the apple forming a freaky hellish halo and also a snake eating itself (which is a symbol of eternity and progressively repeating cycles which probably is meant to symbolize how hes stuck in hell/his punishment fir eternity and how he creates ducks over and over to cope with his failed(?) marriage, his distant relationship with his daughter and how he'll never be able to create in heaven or go back there ever again)(i might be reading to much into this but anyway..) his outfit is really fancy and over the top something you'd expect from royalty the only negative thing i can say about his design is the lack of shoulder pads to hint at his ringleader role.

Sir pentious's design is just really cute and fits his era a lot better (it doesnt look exactly like how men in 1880's wore their suits but if he simply unbuttoned his suit it would)(WE WERE RIGHT THERE!!!/ref)

I cant see a lot in cherri's outfit since shes turned around but it still looks really neat and has some explosions/bombs patterns so thats pretty cool!

Alastor also looks a lot better, his suit is actually pretty simmilar to those in the 1920's and I LOVE the weird thing hes got going on with his bow! The biggest issue i had with vivzies indulgence in bows is she NEVER made them intresting! Imagine if lucifers bow looked like a little apple, if angels bow looked like arachnis's bow, if charlies bow was a lot rounder and bigger to show of her quirky and silly personality! Theres so much potential! But as always.. its all wasted.. im also a sucker for the back of suits to have a pattern so i like that! (I just wish it wasnt voodoo symbols...)

Nifty's outfit is really cute the stripped skirt and fur fits her a lot! (The fur could belong to someone/Valentino to hint at her crazy hordering side) I wouldnt say its better than the original since it has no maid motif which is a big part of her "character" but it would be cool if it was mixed with the original design! Just her regual outfit with the stripped skirt and fur.

The Vees (as much as i dont like how theyre written) look SOOO MUCH BETTER, Velvette actually looks like a fashionista, vox looks like a man from around the 1950's-1960's and a bussinesman and Valentino doesnt look like hes wearung a stereotypical halloween pimp costume LMAO. All jokes aside they(again) just like the rest of the cast look SO much better (liking the design DOESNT equal endorsing the characters actions, cough cough velantino cough cough)(i dont have a lot to say about the vees i dont really care for them)

Rant over! Leave NOW!!!!/j

[justevelynnnn]

Nsfw alphabet Wolverine💛💙

Notes: Hellloooooo Everyone… Ok so I did see the wonderful Wolverine and Deadpool movie and now I’m obsessed with this man and this character. Like specifically this Hugh jackman wolverine. I’m gonna admit right now…I never cared about Wolverine until seeing that movie. I never saw any of the other movies either😭 I barely even know what the “X-men” are. My dad is the marvel fan so he kinda just puts me on and is the only reason I care about these hero movies to begin with… Soooo I’m sorry to any long time fans… but anyways because I just cannot stop thinking about this movie and this guy I’m doing my first ever nsfw alphabet thingy! ✨🎉🎊 Yippie!!

I mighttt do a sfw version. But I dunno, I’ve only ever seen this one movie so I might miss important little pieces of his character but I really just wanna do this so yeah😞. Sorry for rambling, I hope everyone enjoysss 👍🏾👍🏾

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Don’t let that grump personality fool you, Logan is honestly really sweet after everything is all over. He has some towels nearby to help clean you off and he’ll even offer you water. He’s experienced so he knows what he’s doing. Sometimes if he feels like he was too rough with you he’ll even try to massage your sore muscles.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite body part of he had to pick would be his arms. He spends a lot of time keeping up his fit and strong appearance. Especially his biceps, and they’re honestly your favorite part of him too.

His favorite part of you is your hips. He loves squeezing them even when he’s not in bed. He loves watching them sway as you walk. How they look in skirts and nice dresses… It’s the first thing he noticed about you and they kinda drive him crazy.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Logan doesn’t jack off a lot (he’d rather drink tbh) and with the constant missions he’s too busy to really… “relieve himself” so whenever he did get with someone he’d cum alot.

He did a lot of one night stands before you. Just meaningless sex to get off. But you changed everything. Cumming was so much better with someone he actually cared about. He loved it.

He still came quite a bit. It had no real taste or anything either.

He doesn’t care where either but he likes watching you swallow it or just watching it disappear in you in general.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He really wants to fuck you somewhere public. Even better if there’s a huge risk of being caught. He never will ask but he really hopes one day you’ll try and initiate it

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Given that he’s almost 200, he has…quite a bit. Like said before he did a lot of one night stands between missions so he eventually picked up on a lot. He knows what makes people tick.

So of course when you came along he could tell what you’d like just by how you’d walk. And of course he’s very attentive so any squirming or noise you made he’d pay attention to it all and remember for the future.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Anything he can see your face in. He doesn’t care. He’s honestly not a big fan of doggy either but if you like it he’ll do it.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He’s a bit serious but not super serious. He’ll laugh at a few things but he won’t be telling too many jokes.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He actually keeps himself pretty neat down there. He likes to keep things shaven enough so the people that do go down on him don’t get mouthfuls of hair.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Let’s just say the better he knows you, the more intimate he is. Oh course with his one night stands he didn’t care if people finished or not and that’s just how it was. Kinda cold tbh.

With you he’s pretty intimate especially the closer y’all are. He likes to hold you close to him and sometimes if he’s feeling really sweet and sappy he’ll stare into your eyes more…

He’s not too too sweet but he’s sweet enough for being Logan.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He never really used to jack off. Didn’t feel the appeal. Before he really got into sleeping around he’d just drink. Somehow it helped curve his lust. Then when he started sleeping with a bunch of others he jerked off even less. And when you came into his life..even less. If you two didn’t have sex for a while and he was super desperate and missing you he’d rub a quick one out. Desperate times, desperate measures!

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Other than exhibitionism and sometimes just plain dirty talking,……primal play. He’s always been a feral guy so it makes sense. He never considered it before you but you really changed him. He wasn’t into it at first though because he was scared he’d hurt you but once you said it was ok and taught him what a safe word was he tried it and it changed his life. Deep down he really loved being a bit more primal in bed with you.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

He doesn’t care or have a favorite place. Most of the time y’all end up in his bed or wherever y’all are sleeping for the night but he doesn’t care where in the end.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Before you, nothing… he didn’t care much as long as the person has a fuckable hole. He preferred women but if it was a guy he wouldn’t mind.

When you came into his life, it was everything. The way you’d talk, move, dress even sometimes. He has a lot of self control though so you weren’t aware of how crazy you drove him.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He doesn’t wanna hurt you. He doesn’t wanna yell hurtful things at you either. You once brought up him using his claws and jut flat out declined. How would he even incorporate them? Just no.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Before you, he’d rather receive. That was kinda the whole point of sleeping around the way he would, to get off.

After he met you he became obsessed with getting you off. And he was really good at it too of course with all his experience. He loved fingering and using his tongue at the same time but if you had a preference he’d obey immediately. He just loved getting you off.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Logan was normally just lazy and sensual. He didn’t care about being a top or bottom but he’d normally default to bottom. He was never too crazy with his one night stands. He’d only be fast and rough if he was mad enough which was rare. He didn’t like hurting people during sex.

When you came along he kinda stayed the same but if you’d ask him to be a certain way he would. He didn’t like being rough with you either too much honestly.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He’s ok with them. Of course with you he’d rather spend more time making love to you but if time didn’t allow it he’d totally be down for a quickie.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He’d experiment with the primal play thing but other than that ehhh… once Deadpool suggested a threesome, and though Logan considered it for a second he said no. Maybe if he was drunk enough…

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Being the way he is, he can go all night. This man had a lot of stamina it was actually kinda insane. Of course he’d be more tired after a mission but at minimum he could go for maybe 5, 6 rounds if that was the case?

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He didn’t really care for toys honestly. He didn’t hate them he’d just rather not. He always was like that too even before you.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Sometimes if he was a bit drunk he’ll tease but he doesn’t really do it much. It’s rare..

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Logan’s never been too loud. He definitely grunts and groans and when he gets with you he moans a bit too. But other than that he’s quiet.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

There’s different things saying different things about his sexuality but I saw something about him behind bi and I agree

Did he or did he not fuck Deadpool in that Honda odyssey😭

I just don’t think he cared who he ended up sleeping with as long as he got off

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He’s girthy. I firmly belief it idc. I forgot the average length but I think he’d be like 6 and a halfish. Oh and he knows how to use it too of course

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Like said he never cared to jack off but sometimes he did get a bit needy from time to time so that’s what lead to the in between mission fucks. With you he’d be good if y’all did it at least a few times a week.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

With the random people he’d sleep with, immediately. He didn’t care as long as he got off, came and the other person was done.

With you though he couldn’t until he knew you were good. Sometimes he would lay still for a bit to catch his breath but after a bit he would do his usual aftercare with you and sometimes he would wait until you feel asleep first.

[shrimshrim4fun]

PTN woman with Christmas: Headcanons

Note: Happy late Christmas! This is gonna be the Christmas special, I hope you enjoy ^^

Featuring: Adela, Shalom, Coquelic, Zoya, Garofano

Adela:

-When she lived alone she didn’t do too much. Maybe a few small decorations lying around her house to bring in the festivity. Definitely buys those little Christmas bird decorations. If you search “Featherly Friends Birds” you’ll know what I’m talking about. She also names them and has one at the door so when she leaves she bids it goodbye.

-After you came into her life, she definitely upped up her game on decorations because now she has someone to celebrate it with. A tree which you two will decorate together, drinking hot cocoa, and baking cookies. She loves watching Christmas movies with you on the couch.

-Did indeed try to get her own tree but your jaw dropped when she pulled out her shears and tried to aim for the throat of a pine tree. But you two did go pick out one together after persuading her. She was more than excited to go pick out the perfect one to place in your shared home.

Shalom:

-She is the master of choosing gifts for others. Her gifts aim right for your heart if you will. Noting details through the year and coming up with the gift for everyone. There’s not one person that was sad or didn’t like the gift she chose for them.

-You two dance a lot with Christmas music on her record player. Usually a classic song as she runs her finger through her collection. Taking your hand in hers she guides you to the living room floor and let you two drift along with the music. “Let us sway along with the beat, as the best way to celebrate the holidays is…with you.”

-She’s not really the type to go play in the snow due to how cold it is and she’s afraid you’ll catch a cold. But did indulge a little after seeing you beg her. Using sticks to draw little drawings in the snow.

Coquelic:

-Does not enjoy the snowy weather because she has to wear thicker clothes. Complains about it as you bundle her up. You had insisted turning the heater up wasn’t enough and that she was shivering a few minutes ago.

-She cannot wrap presents for her life. The edges are poked out and it just doesn’t look…good in one way or another. And always gets frustrated after the second try which usually leads to one of the other Garden members or you to do it before she starts cussing the gift out.

-Does find it amusing when the Garden members start to play in the snow. She does soften a little as she sees how happy they are. Laughing together and safe. And of this softness ends when one of the snowballs hits her.

Zoya:

-Makes you two kiss under the mistletoe, ofc a fake one. During this time of month she carries one around with her so she has an excuse for more affection.

-Big fan of playing in the snow, especially snow ball fights. She’s usually pretty light with her hits not wanting to hurt you but if one of her members throws a snowball at you, shes full force snipping them in the face or the balls

-During this time of month you will hear showered and when I mean showered i mean you will be bombarded by gifts the whole month. From the minutes it turns December 1 she has a present for you already. If you think she doesn’t give you enough presents you will be wrong. All carefully picked by her and has this big grin on her face when you open it

Garofano:

-Oh the mom she is 😞 Very busy during this time of month. She’s making clothing for everyone in the Garden, baking treats, setting up decorations. But she’s very happy doing these things because it’s for her family, the people that rely on her.

-The pro at wrapping presents. I guess it’s just a mom ability that just happened 😭 The edges are neat, no creases, and all of them look so pretty. She brushes it off like it’s nothing but secretly baths in the praise you give her

-When you asked her what she wanted for her present she placed a bow on your head before asking “am I greedy for asking for you?” It indeed made you blush and she chuckled before placing a kiss onto your head

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

im sad, pls yap about ur hcs for loser remus

i hope ur good anon esp bc i'm answering this two weeks late 💔

has two pairs of shoes and they're both falling apart

tote bag lover

cries a lot &it's mostly silly

cuts his own hair, it's very wonky but endearing

he tries doing skincare but his skin is gen horrible

acne

scars

limps

pimples

backpain

will literally do anything to prove himself 'worthy'

had a crush on 90% of his year at hogwarts

weak eyes but he doesn't like wearing glasses

contacts irritate his eyes

his prescription is olddd but he can't afford/can't be bothered to get it checked again

cannot handle spicy food

🧍🏻‍♂️ <- this is him

can't draw for shit but he tries !!!

scratchy handwriting on his notes

his schoolwork is super duper neat

cried when he got his prefect badge

mama's boy

loves his dad sm &is afraid of disappointing him

big fan of kids books

doesn't go to sleep without a light till he's like twenty (it's not even cute anymore but he's scared okay 😞)

lily shows him booktok and he cries

speaks like an old woman bc he grew up with his mum &her friends

reads &collects cookbooks but he doesn't know how to cook well at all

can't use chopsticks

[lelengerine]

hi can i be apart of the youth lovesome event? may i request johnny and call me- wayv

🫧

͙͘͡★ bubbling messages

song prompt. “we’re in the same class, and i’ve only ever known you as the person who never speaks—until i missed a lecture and asked for your notes, and for some reason, i can’t stop texting you about the weirdest things. turns out i was just looking for excuses to talk to you more”

pairing. classmate!johnny x academic weapon!reader

tags. strangers (classmates) to crushes au, lots of fluff and a bunch of teasing bc... c'mon its johnny, no specific prns used, not fully proofread, i can't tell if i missed out on anything...

wc. 1.3k words

notes. super sorry this came out late op 😞😞 honestly you can think of this like an alternative universe to the other johnny drabble i made for this event 😭 though i like how both have parallels in a sense hehe !! lmk ur thoughts on this onee ;0; likes, reblogs, and feedback are very much welcome <3

꒰ m.list | event m.list ꒱

you know johnny suh by name, by reputation, by the way his laughter carries across the lecture hall, reaching even the farthest corners where the shadows settle between rows of indifferent students. his voice has a way of peeling away the stillness, scattering it like leaves before a sudden gust of wind.

he’s the kind of person who doesn't merely exist in a room—he claims it, not through force, but through the gravity of his presence. leaned back in his chair with an effortless sprawl, long legs outstretched as if daring the world to ask him to move, he speaks with an easy boldness, a glint of mischief ever present in the curve of his mouth.

you are the opposite.

your place is in the quiet: the corner seat near the window where light pools and dust dances lazily in the air. you take your notes with almost sacred precision, pages filled with neat, unbroken lines that feel like a small kind of rebellion against the chaos of everything else and slip out before anyone has a chance to remember you were even there. 

you are, by all means, forgettable and you have built your life carefully as such, like stacking stones on a riverbed with each piece meticulously placed. each day being unremarkably the same. it wasn’t like you minded. the silence was a sanctuary for someone like yourself, a fortress made of soft, uninterrupted minutes. 

it is safe.

it is enough.

it has to be.

at least, it was—until johnny misses a lecture, and for the first time, he sees you.

the first message arrives on a random thursday evening, when the world outside your window was blurred by rain and the air hummed with the distant growl of thunder.

hey, do you take good notes?

you stare at your screen, fingers pausing midair, stunned not by the fact that johnny suh is texting you—even though that alone was unexpected—but because the answer to his question was so obviously yes that you wonder if he’s ever even looked in your direction. 

your fingers hover over the keyboard. it would be easy to leave him on read and to figure out his own sufferings, but something tugs at you—a quiet curiosity, a whisper of possibility that eventually causes you to act before thinking.

yeah. sending them now.

you watch the file upload, the small spinning icon hypnotic in its slowness, and you tell yourself that’s the end of it. a transaction, nothing more.

you expect silence in return. you expect him to forget you again, as he always had before, but the next day, your phone buzzes during breakfast.

thanks again! you saved me big time.

and then another, hours later.

also, your handwriting is scary neat. are you really human? you almost laugh—almost—and realize, with a strange flutter of realization, that he is still talking to you.

at first, it stays tethered to class. questions about assignments. clarifications about lectures. easy, straightforward exchanges that you could pretend meant nothing, but soon, the messages begin to slip loose from their academic moorings.

if we replaced all the blood in our bodies with capri sun, would we survive?

you frown at your screen, forehead vaguely creasing at the absurd thought because no. that’s not how blood works.

right, but imagine if it did. hypothetically.

you snort after realizing he never needed a proper answer. he just wanted to talk, and strangely, you didn’t mind indulging his antics.

everything else happens gradually after those exchanges. his texts weave themselves into your days, filling the small spaces between routines, like vines curling into cracks in an old wall. a random observation here, an outlandish question there. sometimes, he doesn’t even wait for a response before sending another thought into the void of your inbox.

have you ever looked at a word for too long and it stops making sense? because “giraffe” is really throwing me off right now. 

hey. what’s your stance on people who bite into string cheese instead of peeling it?

you pretend to be exasperated each time a notification pops out with him as the sender, a long sigh escaping your chest, but your fingers type responses faster than you’d like to admit. each reply carries a little more of your personality, a little more openness, and you begin to wonder whether this was all just an excuse to get you to open up to him.

the thought makes your stomach flip, and you tell yourself it doesn’t mean anything. that you’re overthinking. that you’re imagining things. but when your phone buzzes, and your heart leaps before your brain can reason with it, you realize you’re lying to yourself.

you like this.

you like talking to him.

and maybe it’s because of that fragile, forming truth that you start to notice him more—not just through your phone, but through the living, breathing spaces between you.

the way he leans back in his chair, fingers drumming against the desk when he’s lost in thought. the way his laughter catches you off guard, warm and unrestrained, a sound that makes the room feel smaller—like a shared secret. the way his gaze lingers now, like he’s studying you, like he’s seeing you in a way no one else ever has.

and the worst part?

you look back.

sometimes, across the lecture hall, you catch him watching you. and sometimes, just sometimes, you let him.

your phone buzzes one evening while you’re curled up in bed, and you already know who it is.

be honest. you’re kinda enjoying this, aren’t you?

the words hang in the air, heavy and deliberate, brushing against something inside you that's too tender to name. you hesitate, heart stumbling over itself. something about the message feels different. more intentional. and you know this isn't related to another silly joke of his. 

your fingers hesitate over the keyboard, the action of sending a reply feeling foreign now that your brain is wracking itself in search of a response. you could downplay it, deflect, pretend you don’t care as much as you do.

but instead, you type a vague maybe.

you expect him to tease you, to turn it into something playful, but his next text is surprisingly soft.

good.

two letters, one syllable—and yet it feels heavier than anything he’s ever said before. you stare at the word until your vision blurs, heart thrumming a shaky rhythm against your ribs while you remain unable to respond.

guess i needed an excuse.

you wonder what he means. an excuse—to talk to you? an excuse to see you? an excuse to notice someone he was never supposed to notice?

you swallow. there’s a feeling blooming in your chest, slow and hesitant but undeniably there. something about him unsettles you—not in a bad way, but in a way that makes you feel seen, as if he’s reaching into the quiet parts of you and bringing them to light.

the next morning, the campus is washed in the soft gold of early sunlight, the world still carrying the hush of a day not yet fully awakened.

you enter the lecture hall, expecting the same routine, the same comfortable invisibility.

and yet this time, he’s there.

johnny, standing by your usual seat, hands tucked into his pockets, looking so casual it feels deliberate. "hey," he greets, like it’s the most natural thing in the world for him to be here, waiting for you.

you only blink, unsure if you’re still caught in the haze of sleep. 

his grin widens, eyes twinkling with something unreadable but unmistakably warm. "thought i’d sit next to the person i’ve been texting so frequently today. you cool with that?"

your pulse flutters. you try to scoff, to act unaffected, but the way he’s looking at you makes it impossible. somehow, you find yourself nodding, lips curving into something small but genuine.

johnny falls into step beside you, close enough that your shoulders nearly brush. and when he sits next to you, tilting his phone so you can see his next absurd text in real time—

you realize you don’t mind this at all.

actually, you think you might want more of it as long as it's him.

[noctunis]

Just read your last Cloud X Reader and it was super sweet! I was wondering if you could write any headcanon about Cloud being a parent? And his relationship with reader as well Sorry if it’s clear

cloud as a dad hc’s 𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪

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i hate tagging for ffvii 😞

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mentions of pregnancy (obviously), mentions of morning sickness and postpartum, and obviously babies, lmk if i missed anything love 💕!!

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❥ as we all know, cloud is pretty serious or stoic most of the time. i mean, after everything that’s happened to him, you can’t really blame him. due to the harsh realities of living in the slums of midgar, he wouldn’t want kids unless you two were very stable and sure of your decision. he doesn’t want to bring a child in a world full of hate and despair, so he wants to make sure you both are ready for this!!

❥ when you do decide to get pregnant, cloud is with you every step of the way. he’s still doing jobs as way to make a living for the two of you, but when he comes home, he’s literally so sweet. i can just imagine cloud scolding you for tripping over something even though he’s literally holding you in his arms after he’s caught you lmao.

❥ he’s definitely not fazed by morning sickness or any sort of pain or gross feelings!! he will hold your hair for you when you puke and will massage you when your back hurts (even if he’s super awkward)!!

❥ yes, if you have weird or midnight cravings, cloud will get them for you. no questions asked, you could tap him on the shoulder and he levitates out of bed and just goes to get you your food. maybe a little grumbling at the fact that it’s super late— but once you remind him that you’re carrying his child, he’ll shut up real quick.

❥ i can totally see cloud having a girl and a boy, maybe not twins but at different times. i think he’d want them closer in age so they can protect each other and they’re at least somewhat close in grades? so maybe one baby and then another a year or two after? regardless of their age or their gender, cloud’ll love and cherish them no matter what they are.

❥ i can see cloud as a girl dad just because i’m thinking of those dads where they’re so intimidating and then all of a sudden you just see their tiny daughter in their arms putting bright pastel bows in their hair while they have the most serious face ever.

❥ with his daughter, he’s that, “no boyfriends until you’re 30” type guy. he will support her nonetheless but his daughters future boyfriends should know not to break her heart if they know who her dad is!! i can see cloud teaching his daughter self defense and sparring with her early in the mornings when she has too much energy. when she’s still little, i also think he’d entertain her like he did yuffie where he’ll pretend she beat him up and is just like “(っ｡‸◟ c)”

❥ with his son, he’d also teach him self defense!! there’s not much, if anything, mentioned about cloud’s dad so i think it’d be cloud without a father figure that he’s able to ask for help or depend on when he needs advice. he just doesn’t want his kids growing up like he did.

❥ i dunno about you guys, but i literally adore the little dynamic cloud and denzel have in ac— hence why i made that one fic where reader and cloud took care of him and marlene for the day. i just think it’s really neat how he really looks up to cloud, and i think cloud would appreciate it in his own.. awkward way? so i can just imagine you taking the babies to watch cloud while he trains or exercises or smth and they’re just in utter awe because— their dad is literally so cool??

❥ yes, they will ask for a sword afterwards. please resort to cardboard ones, we do not need any poked out baby eyes on the ground 😭

❥ cloud is the type of parent who’ll multitask around the house and insists that your rest, especially during postpartum. he’ll have a double baby carrier on him, a baby on his chest and other on his back while he’s mushing up their food and simultaneously on the phone with tifa.

❥ speaking of tifa!! she is literally an angel, she will gladly take them off your hands if you guys need it. the babies like to call her “auntie tifa” and she loves it lol. she’ll take them to meet marlene and denzel (depending on which arc we’re in) even though they’d probably be a bit older than your guys’ kids? but nonetheless they love them anyways!!

❥ imagine cloud doing pull-ups with both the babies on him in the carriers LMFAOOO

❥ yeah, these kids are getting spoiled. even if not by you, definitely by cloud. he can be stern but when they’re babies, he can’t help but give in. i can’t help but imagine cloud picking up the babies all awkward when they’re crying and he has like no idea what to do until you coax him into holding the baby properly as he keeps looking up at you for reassurance that he’s not doing anything wrong 😭.

[inthedayswhenlandswerefew]

Bestie it's your fave Martyrs-obssesed gal here again!!! Your very kind and incredible answer to my last ask about Chips and Aegon naming their next kid Shelley got me thinking - do you have any headcanons as to which of your other couples would go on to have children, and if so what they'd have/ names? Was just curious, as I know I personally have a few ideas regarding their families and wanted to know if you do too! 🤍

Oh this is such a neat question!!!!!! 😍 I do have ideas although they are sometimes vague and opinions could certainly differ 🥰

🐉 Aemond and Moonstone: N/A, obviously ☹️

❄️ Aegon and Appletini: I feel like they had 2-3 kids but not until they were older and things had settled down, maybe in their mid-30s. Aegon would want to give them ridiculous rockstar names like Ace or Rocket but Appletini would talk some sense into him!!! The kids would end up with normal/boring 2010s names like Aiden, Logan, Emma, or Olivia, maybe Sebastian or Harper for a little flair.

🌹 Aemond and Ivy: Oh they had like 10 kids, so many kids, an insane amount of kids. Lots of Navarrese names like Mikel, Maria, Francisco, Luis, Ignacio, Marta, Carmen, Rosa, Amaia, Alvaro, Miren, etc.

☄️ Aemond and Stargirl: Idk I feel like Starbaby might have been an only child. Aegon would have 3-5 accidental kids with various pop stars so there would be lots of cousins to play with.

🦀 Aegon and Angel: N/A but she had 6+ puppies with Wolfman 😞

🧁 Aemond and Cupcake: No more kids!!!!! Just Cadi and that’s how everyone likes it 🥰

🏺 Aegon and Io: My instinct is to say they had 5 kids but realistically, since Ari’s emergency delivery was a c-section, doctors would advise Io not to have too many more. So maybe 3? And they would NOT be given Greek names!!! No more dynasty building!!! I feel like they’d have nice normal 1970s names like Monica, Leslie, Daniel (Danny), or Wesley (Wes).

💎 Aegon and Petra: It’s the 1910s so you’d think they’d have a ton of kids, however I have the sense Petra wasn’t super fertile so she’d only have 1 more. But she’d really cherish them and appreciate getting to finally have the full motherhood experience that she never got when Draco was little 🥹

🦇 Aemond and Red: Oh you KNOW those freaks had 8-10 kids and did tons of research to find the most obscure, bizarre Valyrian names. All their kids were also freaks except 1 who was totally normal and just chilled with Grandma Alicent all the time and eventually became a maester.

🌴 Aegon and Sunshine: We’ve discussed this previously, just the 1 IVF baby (Aegon got snipped afterwards) 🥰 And I feel like it would be a girl with a very cutesy/silly name that matches Sunshine’s energy like Marigold (Goldie) or Promise or Blossom or something. I do think Sunshine would get remarried at some point and have another few kids when she’s like 40 with Husband #2. She’d name her first boy after Aegon 💛

🗝️ Aemond and Sydney: TBD… 👀

[fmaoldficarchive]

Any size posts will recieve a masterpost, include an image of the winamps as shown above, credits to the creator if I can find them, download and play in browser links, an archived backup of the download file and hopefully also the ability to play in browser will be archived 🤞 I haven't tested that last part yet. (Also - a sneak peak of some of the skins I've found at the top!)

Details and pros/cons under the cut:

I already have more winamp skins saved than tumblr will allow images in a single post, and there's still more out there for me to find (I found images of some I don't have on a french fansite in the WM but the download files weren't archived and they don't work 😞) So at the bare minimum we're getting two huge posts, probably more in the future. Pros & cons of each:

Singular posts (1 skin = 1 post)

pros: Neat posts, able to be individually tagged so a wall of images of unrelated characters won't show up in people searching for fic by character tag, people will get notifications when new winamps are added in the future cons: Massively spamming everyone while initially uploading them all, users in masterpost having to open well over 30 links just to see all their options because of the image limit, could take me a couple days to get them all fully posted, crosslinked and back to doing fics

A few giant posts (up to 30 skins per post, a la LiveJournal icon lists, with links and credits in a list below)

pros: a lot of options visible quickly and simutaneously, easier for a user to open two or three large posts from a masterpost than tons of smaller ones, makes comparing skins fast and easy cons: potentially confusing for users to figure out which link goes to which image, massive wall of images. Editing posts to add new winamps in the future won't give anyone notifications unless they subscribe to every post or I make an announcement every time.

Posts by character/group (All skins with Ed & Al )

pros: all specific character options available simutaneously, easier to compare all in a specific group to see which you like best, very few tabs open to see all options cons: Some groups looking desolate from only having 1-2 skins each while others are overflowing. Groups with many options getting messy and confusing as more are added over time and cause link confusion. The pedantics of 'Ed & Al skins post, Ed & Winry skins post, Ed & Al & Winry skins post' resulting in A) way more group posts than necessary to account for one or two one-off group skins or B) the same skins and links uploaded multiple times for each character, making large posts even more cluttered. Wall of images. Editing posts to add new winamps in the future won't give anyone notifications unless they subscribe to every character post or I make an announcement every single time.

[syeren]

HOW ARE THEY LIKE IN REAL LIFE? — JJK MEN & WOMEN.

SYEREN; mayhaps my 12 AM thoughts… but what if the characters from jjk get plopped down into the real world? whatcha think they might be like?

Gojo — 五条 悟

in all honesty…

he’s givin frat

LMAOOOOOOOO

or a rich kid with really successful parents who are either a)

architects

or b)

business owners

he also gives me the vibe that if you ask him how rich he actually is, he’ll just respond with

“i’m living comfortably xx 🫶” 😭😭😭

complains about how his body reacts to things like pollen or how his eyes get too dry throughout the day— so, he carries eye drops, lozenges, and those ointments sniffer thingys.

he also gives me the type where he looks not so concerned about maintaining good grades in academics… but he’s just NATURALLY smart

does that make sense?

he’ll just chug energy drinks to pull 3 consecutive all nighters before a final exam, and BOOM… flying colours

decides to opt for his own business and annoys utahime with how much bank he’s making

love language slowly switched from words of affirmation to gift giving, thus showering his friends with lavish gifts

right now at this point in time, he’s just berating all his friends with how much money he has

Geto — 夏油 傑

minus the whole ordeal that happened

he looks the type who would ACTUALLY get his life together 😭😭

occasionally parties, still regularly studies and does his part in group projects

he would go for philanthropy or mayhaps sociology

gojo is his one and only best friend and classmate that he somehow ALWAYS gets stuck with in every class

after graduation, he’s taking a break for himself and is travelling the world

during one of his trips in thailand, he calls up gojo to ask why tf he’s bragging abt his wealth

Nanami — 七海 建人

he’s never escaping the business world i fear LMAOOOOO

he really DOES give business i’m sorry pookie 😞

BUT, his OWN business where he’s his own boss and doesn’t have to work under someone else

he would much prefer that either way

but yeah, working class adult, has a dozen pack of beer or sangria wine in his own personalized wine cellar

often competes with gojo’s business, but decides to make a partnership in the end due to gojo’s persuasion

he’s also stuck in his office currently, looking at his phone in bewilderment to screenshots of gojo’s bank acc that gojo himself sent

Yuji — 虎杖 悠仁

average teenager

he partakes in the track team at his school and likes to exercise ALOTTT

gym buddy in question? todo

i feel like his guilty pleasure is watching mukbangs to torture himself 😭😭

he ends up being megumi’s roommate after a long time of convincing.

he tries to keep his side clean and tidy but it always ends up being an organized mess

right now, he just came back home from the gym with todo and is in choso’s apartment watching a horror series

Yuta — 乙骨 憂太

would you look at that?! average college student

LMAOOOO

definitely majors in either a) science or b) math

NOOOO WAIT

or c) computer science

overall normal kid!

i have no other words, he is also living his life to his fullest, but is very stressed out due to some big projects and tests he has coming

performance anxiety 😞

Megumi — 伏黒 恵

also another average teenager

he’s a bit more toned down tho

lil’ meg over here gives me the vibe that he also knows what he’s doing and is very present in life

he’s on top of his hw, does his chores, has a comfortable room that’s neat enough for him…

he also gives me the vibe that he does NOT GAFFFF !!!!!

protect my own peace 🙏 kind of guy

in college he makes the silent regret of dorming with yuji, the complete OPPOSITE to his own tastes but thats twin 🤞

“yuji, could you take out the trash to the lobby? it’s garbage collection today.”

“what? why me?”

“because i have a meeting through zoom with my classmates”

“then do it after?”

“yuji, my zoom call is two hours, taking out the trash will take around five minutes."

"it's actually a five minute walk down to the lobby, and another five minutes back up... w-wait, why are you holding up your slipper?"

ANYWAYS, he’s havin a good time chilling with his friends 😋

Choso — 脹相

he’s for SURE in a biker club

rides a kawasaki ninja h2r with yuki from time to time

other than that, decided to work after hs and he works in a tattoo shop next door to mechamaru’s pub

big scary big brother vibes compared to golden retriever yuji 😞🙏

currently, he’s lounging in his apartment with yuki, yuji, todo, and megumi

Inumaki — 狗巻 棘

he's too busy spending time with me unfortunately <3

im kidding

maybe not

ANYWAYYYYYYY, i feel like inumaki would have a hobby in pc games.

he would absolutely ROCK valorant

whenever he plays horror games he FORCES the rest of the squad to play with him because he's a pussy scaredy-cat

in his spare time he likes to do track or go on long runs whenever he feels stressed out from uni

forgets to shower sometimes after he runs, so he fucking reeks the day after

he's majoring in comp-sci

speaking of runs, look at him go! he’s on one right now

Sukuna — 両面宿儺

the most annoying and narcissistic man

AND SO MEAN TOO?!

yknow those tiktok comments or ig reel comments you see? yeah, those ones.

that’s him. he’s the one making those actually.

very misogynistic, controlling AND argumentative

he swears on the history of the world wars and somehow always brings it up during conflict? 💀

believes mental health is fake and violence can solve everything

prolly wholeheartedly disagrees with women’s rights with his ancient ass mentality

he’s preparing for an argument stream against mahito 😭

Todo — 東堂 葵

GYMMM RATTTTT

ALWAYS HOGGING THE MACHINES NO MATTER WHATTTT

only talks about fitness and nutrition, girls, and what his plans are for the weekend.

“nah bro, i’m all natty rn,” “i don’t use creatine,” “what?! i’m not on roids dude! just the chicken breast and asparagus with rice”

he’s also the type to look at someone a little too long at the gym, or outside

or anywhere, in fact

studies kinesiology

hope i spelt that right 😁🤞

Mechamaru — 与 幸吉

in my reality, he and miwa would be a couple

THERE I SAID IT!

he would genuinely try to be a good boyfriend while bartending in a dingy pub just two blocks away from their shared apartment.

he would be the type to spam miwa msgs on his break

lowkey wants a tattoo done by choso so he could swipe that discount 😋

Mahito — 真人

he’s known on the internet for being a controversial streamer on twitch

he also has such a shitty mic that when he screams it cuts off the sound

ALWAYS has his shirt off during the stream 😭😭

he would say the most out of pocket statements and without context, it would be the most HORRIFIC thing

so, people would clip that and post it 😟 thus, he gained a large following bc of those statements

Miwa — 三輪 霞

raves about cats and dogs to her bf and after a long, agonizing wait… they finally adopted one from the pound and this is all she has been doing

taking care of her animal child, and man child that is mechamaru

I FEEL LIKE MIWA WOULD ABSOLUTELY LOVE ANIMALS SO THIS IS WHAT SHE DECIDES TO GO FOR IN COLLEGE

with a minor in marine biology too :3

Shoko — 家入 硝子

i would catch her at a pub or a bar somewhere either drinking gin and tonic on lighter day, and more heavier days she would go for whiskey

if NOT, then she’s in an back alley smoking before she needs to go back to her like… 20 hour shift as a nurse.

spends most of her time at home and scrolling on her amazon shopping cart to see what else she can buy to help her busy ass life

Maki — 禪院 真希

similar to todo, but she gives me the vibe that she would train in both calisthenics and mma as a hobby

like hobby: all that stuff, and the other half is dedicated to working towards her degree in either a science like forensics or history.

she lives her life to the fullest on her terms!! really mia from social media and is training real hard everyday

right now, she’s with nobara on a shopping trip to the mall

(she did NOT wanna go, but she likes spending time with her bestie anyway)

Mai — 禪院 真依

FASHION DESIGN I REPEAT FASHION DESIGN

when i first saw mai come on screen, i also did too jus a little bit

but her aura makes me imagine that she runs a tiktok account to post fit pics onto it, has so many pinterest boards dedicated to vintage or her new obsession— office siren outfits.

also has such a GOOD spread of pictures up on instagram, like she’s THAT girl

now, she’s currently studying fashion while scourging the internet for good statement pieces like red leather kitten heels to go along with her two-piece cropped blazer and mini skirt outfit.

Mei Mei — 冥冥

hmm… 😟

teacher vibes…

but like, those english teachers that only interact positively with the popular kids

PLSSS IM SORRY OKAY, THATS THE ONLY FACTOR ABOUT MEI MEI THAT REALLY CAUGHT ME OFF GUARDDDD

APART from that

actually good at her profession, and makes sure her class is fun

the type that does NAWT give two fucks abt late hw bc she complains that “the workload will double up on her anyway”

Utahime — 庵 歌姫

bc of her personality as well as her easily irritated anger tolerance with gojo…

def a head master of a boarding school or an instructor for flight attendants

occasionally goes out for drinks with shoko, but only rants abt gojo bc of his dumbass

very good at her job, and often sees her alumni if she has time in her schedule

right now, she’s currently cooped up in her office filing out different paperwork and silencing her phone from gojo’s numerous screenshots of his bank acc 😭

Nobara — 釘崎 野薔薇

the last of the bunch for average teenagers.

nobara DOES NOT give that much attention towards school, so she opts for a general of easier course— psychology being one, because everyone else is taking it so she thinks it’s easy. two, general studies.

you can find her ALWAYS OUT for some reason?!

she gains her energy by socializing and just being outside of the house in general 😭

says it’s a ‘waste of a day.’

she’s dragging around maki to push clothes into her arms that she deems acceptable and will look amazing on her

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AN; SYEREN here! creds to @ kOmuuuug1xxx on x for the pic :3

[meowtus]

One of the things I love when it comes to the Redactedverse is that the listeners have separate personification outside of self-inserts. It’s vague for some listeners—but super clear in others. I enjoy disagreeing with the actions a listener takes! And when they have ideas that conflict my own morals. It makes them feel separated from me but also separate from other listeners. Some listeners would to the exact same thing in a similar situation—while others wouldn’t dare to. That’s SUPER neat to me 😞

Which is why it’s a bummer that I didn’t get to experience the Fred & BrightEyes stuff while it was going on. Having a Listener who does actions that get them into very severe trouble is such a fun concept. Even though it’s harder to agree with what they’re doing. It’s the same reason I resonated with the Geordi playlist. Cutie’s character is so clearly in the wrong and it makes their situation interesting to analyze.

All this to say: More Audio Creators in general need to make characters who aren’t 100% good people all the time :3 pleaaase

[ivyllamauwu]

I hate Guinevere as much as the next person but omfg if Nakaba doesn’t stop sexualizing her I’m going to throw hands. This new episode made me think back about how weird Nakaba is with young characters.

Like no. This is NOT okay, I don’t care that Lancelot and Guinevere are supposed to be together, cause I know there’s nothing I can do about it. But it’s genuinely disgusting how many people know how weird the ship is and still ship it, and don’t even try to age her up. Nakaba thinks he can throw the same ship dynamic at us over again and think that it’s still okay.(Elaine and Ban, but this time a girl looks young and is actually that young 😐) I see people on TikTok still bashing The Seven Deadly Sins for its weirdness and I know I can’t defend it. Elizabeth’s and Meliodas’s relationship is WEIRD. But what gets me the most on it is how is this world 16 is more adult then how 16 actually is (does that make sense?😭) But, no matter how much Nakaba tries to put a spin on it by going: “Oh Elaine is actually over 100 years old, she just looks 12!” NO BROTHA!! I saw a TikTok discussing how even though Elaine is over 100 she has the mental state of a 12 year old because for fairies getting your wings is like puberty basically. And when Elaine gets her wings she’s physically more mature and mentally, so that just proves no matter how old a fairy is they need to be mentally mature too. And that does NOT help Nakaba’s situation. And for Guinevere I know I hate on her so much when she’s not the one to blame, it’s Nakaba. Her potential is so great, and how much it pains me to say it but, her and Lancelot’s dynamic work! In fact, I love ship dynamics like that! She’s sweet and cocky, she knows what will happen but can’t say anything about it! She has personality! She has so much potential, her ability is so neat, being able to see into the future so clearly and knowing what gonna happen, and knowing what’s gonna happen and knowing you can’t do anything about it is amazing writing for a character! That must be so mentally draining, nothings a surprise to you, you know when you’re going to fall in love, when you’re going to die, tell me that’s not a well written character! And she plays it off by being cocky! I love that! Her design is nice! It’s cute! but why couldn’t she be older?! Is it that hard to make a ship that isn’t fetishizing a young girl?!

Anyway that’s been on my chest a lot lately, sorry if some of it is hard to understand, or it’s kinda everywhere. I feel very passionate about this so it’s making me yap without properly transitioning to a different subject (?) so I kinda just put down what came to mind lol. And on a semi-separate note:

TELL ME THEY DONT LOOK LIKE SIBLINGS! They both have ruby eyes, almost the exact same skin tone, and they have a sibling age gap!

And if you think the images look different compared to the new episode you’re trippin… I lied I edited the images 😞 Here’s the original ig 😒

I think I like mine better tho..

[thehumanwiki]

rating all NuWho finales based entirely on how cool the titles are

because yea

(putting a read more because this will take a while, lol)

Bad Wolf / The Parting of the Ways

5/10. Bad Wolf is a cool name! For cool ppl! It’s the season’s mystery! It slays! But The Parting of the Ways? That could be used for like, half of the finales in this show. That’s a generic name. Not a fan. It even has one more “the” than it ought to. That’s a tryhard name. (Rose and The Doc don’t even part ways for another season! It’s a LIE!)

Army of Ghosts / Doomsday

6/10. Army of Ghosts! That’s freaky! It catches my attention! I’m interested, Mr. Davies, tell me more about that! Doomsday is also a generic name though. Like it could be used anywhere. It gets more points than S1 however because Doomsday is a very cool word and I like it a lot.

Utopia / The Sound of Drums / Last of the Time Lords

8/10. YES. I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THESE TITLES. Utopia? That’s a word that can’t be applied to many other episodes! That’s a memorable word! That’s a fun word! The Sound of Drums? What the hell is so significant about drums?? In a FINALE episode?! There must be something SCANDALOUS about the drums, tell me everything! (And they did! But this isn’t about what happens in the episode this is just how hard the titles fuck.) Last of the Time Lords??? Holy shit! That means we’re delving into that aspect of him specifically, and you can’t duplicate that easily! But more importantly, that sounds cool! Cool names, absolutely W from whoever named RTD’s stuff.

The Stolen Earth / Journey’s End

5.5/10. Same boat as S1, tbh. The Stolen Earth? Excellent, no notes. Journey’s End sounds generic af though. But I gave it a half point lead because Journey’s End has the Vibes more than The Parting of the Ways, lol.

The Pandorica Opens / The Big Bang

8/10. Yea I see the vision Mr. Moffat, I see you. Love what you’ve done with the place btw. Like, neither title is generic! And both are super interesting! Look honestly I forget how to do commentary I’m just one sleep deprived fan who likes Vibes they just slap OK

The Wedding of River Song

9/10. Oh. Oh yes. Oh I am LOVING this. Nothing gets me going like seeing a wedding that is somehow the culmination of a high stakes season. Like, how is there a wedding there?! And. River Song is there? Do you promise? 🥺

The Name of the Doctor / The Day of the Doctor / The Time of the Doctor

6/10. OK I’m honestly not sure which ones are finales or not, but y’know what? The name matching is fun. I like that. That is good. But besides the first one, these are p generic episode names. Sorry.

Dark Water / Death in Heaven

8/10. Dark Water is a p good episode name. It’s not the most interesting, but I like it. BUT ***DEATH IN HEAVEN***?! Now THAT is a finale title! I have never SEEN such a title! THAT is an IMMACULATE title! SPLENDID!

Heaven Sent / Hell Bent

10/10. The matching names? The rhyming? The low-key religious theming? The ominous nature? EXCELLENT. No notes Mr. Moffat. Great vibes.

World Enough and Time / The Doctor Falls

9/10. I would give this striaght up 10/10 if I could figure out what “World Enough and Time” meant. The vibes are perfect but like. What does it mean 😭 And The Doctor Falls??? OH MY ATTENTION HAS BEEN GRABBED BY THE THROAT DO GO ON PLS—

The Battle of Ranskoor av Kolos

4/10. Kolos? What is this, Pokémon XY? Anyways, I feel like this is just dialogue that would be said in passing in a sci-fi novel that everyone forgets. Sorry 😞

Ascension of the Cybermen / The Timeless Children

7/10. Cybermen are OK. It’s a fine title, I have nothing against it. The Timeless Children??? The vibes are just SPLENDID here. Especially because it’s a Bad Wolf situation where it’s like “hey wait a fucking minute I’ve heard that somewhere else—” Good stuff! W for Chris.

Chapter Six: The Vanquishers

6.5/10. Adding chapter to the title does make it automatically cooler, so that’s a bonus half point right there. Otherwise, it’s neat. Like it’s good. The vibes are fine and I like them, but not THAT fine, y’know?

The Legend of Ruby Sunday / Empire of Death

7/10. Look, even if it’s not generic, anything with “death” in the title *feels* generic. The Legend of Ruby Sunday still saves this tho, because I am INTERESTED, girl. TELL ME EVERYTHING

In conclusion, episode titles peaked with Capaldi.

[daily-vitamin-ena]

ok guys…. i can no longer access tumblr through my devices 😨

i am current posting this through my mom’s ipad :3 i will try to log on frequently because the internet is very neat for me & helps me feel much better seeing my followers and mutuals, but i dont know if i’ll be able to be as active as before on both accounts. i’ll be reblogging this to my main, so below the cut are things regarding my pharmacy blog.

one of my worries is that i wont be able to keep up with the pharmacy map or update my pinned post often. if anybody wants to or feels bothered by how its not updated they are free to find pharmacies that arent added yet and adjust the city by themselves. if this happens, i would like the updated map to be submitted in the inbox so i can update the pinned post >_<

for vitamins, i will try to queue as many posts as possible. i might miss a few days though which i was hoping wouldnt happen 😡 but it probably will, so i apologize for that 😞

thank you guys for always being so supportive of me :3 when i first started this blog it was just for silly ena pictures. i wasnt expecting to start a whole city for prsk vitamins. im very proud of how far this blog has gotten !!

and i keep mentioning this but i really love it here. its always great to get notes of course but mannn its just so nice.

i lowkey need to take a hiatus from real life to focus on tumblr… that would fix me…

THANKS GUYS!!!! :3 i think that’s it?? i will update all the time. let’s just see how things go.