#very very random

[aucrowne]

ꉂ(≧▽≦) Random colored sketch born from a random miitopia convo

➺ More windbreaker fanart

[flowery-mess]

Just a random thought lol

Do you think Noah can dance? Like if you were to attend a wedding together or something where people dance, if he knows some basic steps to dance with you

[marjatthecorner]

Scara: "....We meet again... Unfortunately."

Sethos: "Woah! What a coincidence! I was just passing by and—"

Scara: "Are you sure this is some 'coincidence' we're talking about?" As hat guy stepped forward, he leaned a bit closer towards Sethos' face before squinting his eyes at him causing the said man to held his breath. "Or are you just purposely passing by the routes I go to just to see me?"

Sethos(who was blushing furiously from how close he is): "I— W-well—"

Scara: "Your face is red, and you're stuttering. So I assume my theory is true, then?"

Sethos: "H-hey now... It's just— You're REALLY close much to my liking...(He pretty much like it) That doesn't mean I— Well.. Erm...."

Scaramouche gave him a smug look.

Scara: "If you want to see me THAT bad, then don't act like some kind of dog who's pathetically following me around."

[amalthiaph]

Oh hello there misteryoso

I have a crush on an IRL person y'all 😂💖

[tolerablepalindrome]

My favourite place in my city.

A relocated Sanatorium hut, once belonging to an intricate network of hospitality for those recovering from tuberculosis.

Yet it is tucked away upon the hill, few people knowing of the historical significance of such place.

[scentremini]

the urge to draw/write about ron & hermione as fictional myth/folktale characters called mr. and mrs. magic who go around teaching children piano, magic, and safety just because i want to and got the idea from a few seconds of this song

[fallen-for-the-stars]

wy*ll: “Kaitlyn? What are you doing there?”

Kaitlyn: *gently holding Astar/ion’s face*

“This one, this ones my favorite” *grins*

Astar/ion: *both flattered and confused*

[chongoblog]

WAIT

I JUST REMEMBERED HEARING AN ELON MUSK QUOTE WHERE HE TALKS ABOUT HOW HE BELIEVES CHESS IS "TOO SIMPLE" OR WHATEVER AND HE SAID HIS FAVORITE GAME WAS A GAME CALLED "POLYTOPIA"

I JUST REMEMBERED THAT IVE PLAYED POLYTOPIA

It being Elon's favorite game (or at least one so important to him that his biographer dedicates a lot of time to it) is.....really really funny.

Basically, imagine Civilization, but as a mobile game. So like if Civilization Revolution was even more dumbed down (that's a Civilization insult. That's devastating. It's devastated right now). For what it's worth, it's not a bad game. On the contrary, from what I could tell in the little bit of time I played it, it's a perfectly competent game with good design. But it's not a deep game by any means. I played through it once, won easily on my first go, then saw that the other playable characters had barely any differences between them.

Like, not to imply you can judge a book by its cover, but here's what it looks like

I came across an article by Dave Karpf discussing this exact thing, and I think it describes it wonderfully

[technovillain]

i come from the universe where everything is the same except disney heroines get like an ounce of their fathers' obviously dominant genes and their clothes are like 80% more historically accurate. it's beautiful here.

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[dootily-doo]

y'all what's really not talked about often is the story of how hitler shot hitler as he was killing hitler because he was trying to shoot hitler as he was shooting hitler, who was then also shot by hitler as he was being shot by hitler, who then killed himself

[stealingpotatoes]

the illness post is still getting notes (???!! <3) and that means people are still telling me to get better soon, which is really nice but im gonna be too powerful if i get any better

[paper-mario-wiki]

hey! you shouldnt make jokes calling cis people eggs, especially when they are real living breathing human beings with intelligent thought and critical thinking. if you do, you're weird and i think you should consider the effect your words more often, because as someone who was a very public facing cis person who had a lot of Egg jokes made about me before transitioning, it still makes me fucking sick to think about. it fucked me up so bad that i refused to transition until i quit my job and wasnt under the eyes of people making bets on my psychology. how dare you fucking speak down to me regarding my own identity. how dare you fucking claim to know me better than i know myself.

it is not the privilege of trans people to have their stated gender identity believed, nor is it a sin of cis people to acknowledge their option to transition and still remain cis. make egg jokes about fictional characters, fine. but accusing a stranger of not being the gender they claim to be is not something you get to reclaim when you're trans.

[lokutofu]

Hit his head a little too hard 😬

[justhereforsomethingnice]

Danny the weather man

The weather forecast is never a 100% reliable. That was until this no name news sender from bumfuck nowhere hired a new weather forecaster.

It was a young adult. Just out of his teens or just still in it. His name was Danny and he always ignored the screen of the weather forecast if he thought it wouldnt be accurate. The occasion that brought him to fame was one of such.

Danny was casually doing his segment of the show. He was just about to open his mouth when he frowned. "That is about as wrong as Tuckers love for greasy vein clogging bacon."

He gestured towards the screen. "Yeah, its not gonna be just a little rainy here. The low pressure will increase drastically due to a Superman rogue attempting to create red sun rays. Anyways, so the rain will increase in these areas." He pointed towards some places on the map and continued. "Though the influences will stop around here." He pointed towards the very edge of the map. "Here it will be 72 degrees instead of 75 though. Sorry folks." And because it was live, no one was able to remove it before it aired.

He was fired for that stunt. Before being immediately rehired as it turned out, he was correct. The show decides to test his limits. He becomes the highlight of their news channel. He can predict weather on the entire planet more accurately then the most advanced tech with the most advanced programs and even includes future events that will affect the weather.

This gains the attention of everyone. Scientists, villains, heroes, normal people, weather nerds, and most importantly, the justice league and flight companies. The power of having some kind of weather oracle power related weather meta on their side would he immense.

Or Danny uses his new powers gained by his core consuming the powers he got from Vortex and the time medal of Clockwork together with his developing powers due to his space obsession to give the only people who were willing to hire him a boost.

[patroclusdefencesquad]

can't believe i haven't told you guys about my bell ringing lessons. i am learning to ring church bells. why? because it's sick as fuck. and also i get a lot of joy from being a dirty little sinner ringing gods doorbells

[fluttershyes]

Actually I know I promote smoking like no tmr but SERIOUSLY younger trans men and enbies who would consider top surgery in the future stay the fuck away from tobacco products until well after surgery, the chemical dependanty is easy to start and is HARD TO END. And to get top surgery you will be required to quit nicotine 6 months in advance because the chemicals in cigarettes prevent your body and lungs from healing properly, leading to a higher risk of complications or infections. I myself have struggled to quit and it's still actively something I'm struggling with because it's so incredibly hard to quit. Don't prevent yourself from a better future because of immediate pleasures yk. I want y'all to get that surgery. At least it's not the same for weed tho u only need to kick that for a couple weeks so just stick to pot and be responsible