#waiting for my toast to toast

[chowdergal]

Guess who watched Sinners??? 10/10 vampire movie 👏🏾✨

Bonus:

[bazooka-overkill]

the aranlings are starving!!!!!!1!1!1!!!!1 someone feed them!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

[chalkrub]

quick doodle of the guy

[twinstxrs]

murph knocking it out of the PARK this episode both as riz (badass lil creature, fiercely dedicated to his friends, so deeply loving to his mom & reassuring her that he sees her + appreciates all she does for him) and just as murph (“the beans are due,” laughing at ally’s lack of written saving throws, reaction to the trap door bit, “so tactical, so late”)

[lijeuxs]

happy birthday to me!!! now everyone must take a moment to appreciate my simply BEAUTIFUL moony toast birthday cake, lovingly hand decorated my yours truly.

[tblsomedoodles]

The Preferable Alternative - part 6

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An Idea has been Had : )

[idontparticularlyliketoast]

Thinking abt V1 and Gabriel Ultrakill..... The way that Gabriel is caught between his own morals and the morals of his actions, the way he is clearly capable of sympathy, even for the people he kills. How it takes being defeated for him to realize he had a choice then, and he has one now. For the Thing to have defeated him to not have been fighting for a great purpose, or as a grand opponent worthy of status; to have been beaten by someone fighting just for their life, their joy. V1, who keeps running, keeps living, even though it knows nothing matters, there's no point. A thing with no further purpose, which had no fulfillable purpose from its conception except to kill, fighting tooth and nail to live and explore and maybe do some fishing. Gabriel, head so full of morals and virtue he cant see past his own face until its knocked around a bit. V1, no thoughts, head empty, just loves fighing and food and-

Hold on a second is V1 just Goku

[ivysos2001]

I just know I’m gonna read sunrise over the reaping and then go back to the og series and cry over haymitch bonding with katniss and peeta, trying to help them navigate the world (and snows wrath) post-games, almost losing them time and time again, watching katniss (and himself) suffer over losing peeta to the capitol (through the kidnapping and the hijacking), and then eventually getting Peeta back and watching him and katniss have the life and the family he and his love never got (and getting to be a part of that family himself- bc let’s be real everlarks kids def grew up with grandpa haymitch across the street)

[sapphiconherknees]

cursed with having to write my essay, despite ovualting and being horny as fuck right now

This might be the thing that kills me off.

[pettyoddity]

pepper

[mrfellsans]

✩WAFFLE SONG ANIMATION MEME✩

Woohoo I'm so happy I finished this lol

Naya by: @luigigirl12

Abby by: @cutechan555

[fisheito]

*rings the service bell* hi um i was wondering.. if there's any yakumo temperature play in here? sounds silly but i only realised after i circled the building a few times... that i haven't seen it at all. Seems to be common practice, actually- to not have it. i've visited several other buildings and there's been no sight of it.

which is... strange? if i think about it, it's surprising that i haven't encountered it yet! it sort of makes sense to have them together, you know? considering that temperature is so vital to a snake's perception of the world. and how sensitive reptiles are to temperature fluctuations.

so there's a lot of control to be had here. can you imagine controlling someone's energy level just by adjusting the thermostat? er- well, i guess we already do that. but imagine you put yakumo in an ice bath and he immediately falls asleep. brumation happens instantly now, sorry. and the only way to snap him out of it is to stick a flaming dildo up his ass

what?. no, i mean, restore his regular energy level with a soft warm-up. a heated blanket and a gentle steam. hahaha.

people plunge themselves into ice water before jumping into hot tubs and vice versa- for fun! they do this recreationally!! they call it a "spa treatment" and pay a premium for it! what's wrong with giving yakumo a spa treatment? who are we to deprive him of such sensory luxury?

i'm JUST SAYING that since he naturally gravitates toward heat, you could put him in a hurt AND comfort scenario he could be naked and cold, banished to the distant corner of the room.. but when you offer him a source of warmth, whether that be a hot rock or a warm hand or 20 lit candles suspended above him dripping wax on him at random intervals,,, wouldn't he have a tough time turning down your generosity?

i mean, he certainly would if he was tied up.

see, here's the other thing i cannot quite comprehend-- it's that--- how has a snake yokai not featured bondage scenes yet? i guess there was that one time with the.. hm. no, we shan't talk about the cellar. besides, ONLY ONE TIME is unacceptable for a sentient rope!! although yakumo would love to wrap up his prey and squeeze the cum out of em, i feel like we're missing out on a lot by not OutSnaking the Snake. tie up and restrain the Restrainer. it's just a liiiiittle step farther than putting him in a pillowcase! so mild!!!!

here's a guy who is always worried about losing control/// about being free to wreak havoc on his loved ones, despite his best intentions. so how about we give him a moment of peace? a moment where he believes he's subdued and unable to cause harm? just tie him up! keep him under TIGHT lock and key. (or some nice soft cloths for his sensitive skin, if we're being nice.) honestly, his brain will do the rest of the work. even if he's not truly incapacitated, his desire to BE So can fill the gaps in any questionable knotwork.

while he's half in the prison of his mind and half in the confines you've created for him, take some time to squeeze some whimpers out of him. although it pains me to cover up those soggy eyes, a blindfold may be an intriguing option. is yakumo the type of snake to rely on heat vision? WHY NOT FIND OUT! (if he's not terrified at his loss of sight, then i guess his pit organs are functioning . in which case, the blindfold doesn't really need to stay on. if he IS terrified and feels the loss of visuals acutely, this would be an excellent opportunity to soak in his panic. just for a bit though. we're not so cruel. guide him back with a warm touch. see? playing with fire temperature contrasts can bring such relief!)

maybe i'm getting ahead of myself. i don't expect yakumo temperature play to show up WITH bondage , why- that would be asking a lot, right?

but the basics are simple enough, yes? give the wretched creature the comforting warmth he wants, then perhaps inch closer to something bordering uncomfortable? Too Much? have him seek out what he craves, only to be burned (metaphorically and/or literally) if he indulges himself too much? oops! someone's become a slave to their senses!

i'm just saying that the sensory perception of yokai vs kink is (relatively) unknown territory. if temperature play already messes with humans, what could it possibly do to yakumo? he could experience it in facets unknown to others.-=- to levels others are incapable of appreciating---- like someone with synesthesia who can experience music with another layer of enjoyment.

if you give a snake ice cream, followed by a hot piece of meat [unknown origin], it'll really make him aware of the contrast, hmm??????

anyway. sorry about that. i'm not super clear on the specifics of it all. i just thought it peculiar that i haven't seen the yaku-hot-cold-sensitivity-finagling. out there, in here, nowhere as far as i've seen..

...or is it located in a part of the building i overlooked? if so, could you direct me there? i would really appreciate it.

if you don't have it after all, that's ok. i'll keep a careful watch now that i know what i'm looking for. maybe it's one of those things where, once i actively search for it, i'll notice it everywhere! wouldn't that be delightful!

with that, i guess i'll be on my way. thanks for your patience. yeah, i hope i find it too. have a good one!!

[smashwolfen]

-Slaps my dash-

WITH GUIDANCE FROM GRANDMOTHER I HAVE DONE IT!!! FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY ADULT LIFE I CAN SAY-

[halfbaked00q]

Ian Fleming's recipe for Scrambled Eggs James Bond, btw:

*SCRAMBLED EGGS 'JAMES BOND.' For four individualists: 12 fresh eggs Salt and pepper 5-6 oz. of fresh butter Break the eggs into a bowl. Beat thoroughly with a fork and season well. In a small copper (or heavy-bottomed saucepan) melt four oz. of the butter. When melted, pour in the eggs and cook over a very low heat, whisking continuously with a small egg whisk. While the eggs are slightly more moist than you would wish for eating, remove pan from heat, add rest of butter and continue whisking for half a minute, adding the while finely chopped chives or fine herbs. Serve on hot buttered toast in individual copper dishes (for appearance only) with pink champagne (Taittainger) and low music.

(from "007 in New York")

[iceeericeee]

I just finished listening to The Magnus Archives 16 (Arachnophobia) and like. Damn, yall weren’t lying when you said early Jonathan Sims was a huge fucking skeptic 😭

[toasteaa]

Girl why are you so...shaped

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