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i need fanart of nasha and mickey NNNNOOOOOOWWWWWWW
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wwhhyyyy am i so tired 😫😫😫 wakeupwakeup
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What if someone emailed you a computer virus right now, huh? Huh? You think that would be funny? You think that would be hilarious? You think that would be a world class act that makes you hoo hah to the ends of the universe? Huh? Is that really what you want? I bet that's what you want, yeah you sick little fart. You're out of your mind Josh! You're not your parents', you're not your so called pastor's, you're not God's. You little wiener dog, you silly little wiener dog perfect for a bottle of Heinz ketchup, you make me sick. You pee with that mouth? Yeah right, I bet you can't even mark up a price tag. You sick and decrepit little noodle. If you're not gonna tie my shoes and walk my dog you may as well get out of here. Wait for three minutes standing still say "I'm out of here" and jump off the ground into the void. That's what you did to me after you died in the Battle of Stalingrad in 1942.
Ptoo.
Pteh.
Ptah.
Yucky ew yucky I got a buzzard in my mouth. No Draculas. No Mummy. No Alien. No Duende.
It's the great race let me tell ya. All across the Atlantic ocean, and you're never gonna win. No matter how hard you train your legs you can't run on water, you're not special like that. You wanna try? You'll fall. You'll fall and drown in a pit and perish, like all of the perishables you keep on your person. You just don't get it do you? Huh? Yeah, I thought so. I knew exactly what you were gonna say, and I don't even need to say it because you already said it. Idiot. Stinky. Die in a fire. Stop, drop, AND roll. Like you learned in Safety City. Drive your little car around the diorama town and stay there for longer than you're supposed to so everyone will get worried and try to save you for the sake of your own well being. Yeah I know it. I know it all. It's all going to hell everywhere, up and down and all around, spinning the wax at the spin of the sound. Wake up, wake up, wakeupwakeup. Scrawny little Rudolph the Red Knows Rain Dear looking. Alfonzo Berry Regime looking. You know all about this as well as I do. Ok? I need to go now bye.
Hey buddy maybe you need glasses because my name isn't Josh, not even fucking close.
You've got the wrong guy.
Am I going to have to summon 9/11 for non-recreational purposes?
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And golden showers 😆🤣😭💧🛀🏽💸🚿 MadTv 💩 lol #stimuluscheck #freebandz #stimmy #sleepyjoe #wakeupwakeup #memesfunny #republicans #democraticparty #bidenmemes #trumpsucks #berniememes #moneymemes #funnymemes #dankmemes #memegods #meme #memes #tgif #tgif https://www.instagram.com/p/CMD6Ku7FXE7/?igshid=k00dem73lm40
#stimuluscheck#freebandz#stimmy#sleepyjoe#wakeupwakeup#memesfunny#republicans#democraticparty#bidenmemes#trumpsucks#berniememes#moneymemes#funnymemes#dankmemes#memegods#meme#memes#tgif#tgif
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@land-of-blitheness-and-catharsis
#wakeupwakeup#itistimetowakeup#iamheretobullyyou#thisisverynostalgicforme#itis4amherehowareyou#ihopeyougotsomesleep#timetomakethewordshappen#onthecomputerboxforschool#lobac
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#bootycall #dickappointment #wakeupwakeup #dontaskquestionschief #quittouchingshit https://www.instagram.com/p/B3hgC9uFLTh/?igshid=rejo1tik9rhi
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God blessed day my people.

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Did you ever consider why Monday has been deemed “rough” think about it 🤔 👉🏾Many people are off on the weekends and may have rested on Sunday. 😊Let’s make Monday’s great! As an entrepreneur I actually work every weekend bs being off when I had a 9-5.....if I can get up ready for my week! So can you!!! Happy Monday 😃 * * * * * * * * * * #mondaymotivation #inspirationalquotes #entrepreneurlife #wakeupwakeup #womanowned #scbnaturals https://www.instagram.com/p/CNAH85prgVP/?igshid=ybgk9wvnxye7
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#wakeupwakeup https://www.instagram.com/p/CMtFoiSBQD1NWdiHjp1NeUR2dqw5ADsjgczo2w0/?igshid=1mxn4clvcb4k4
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Good Morning! Was excited to try new makeup this morning, even thou as usual I was in a rush to get out the door! Feeling pretty psyched about upcoming spring, not for the hot weather but for the better year. Last year around this time is when the public panic kicked in, businesses started to close their doors, people start loosing jobs and me, finding out I’m an essential 🙋🏻♀️ So I drove to work every morning while not seeing one single person on the street, barely any cars came by and listening to governors updates on Covid all day loooong. It was earry, uncertain and unpredictable and full on conspiracy that drove me nuts. I know we are not out of the woods yet, but it must get better now ❤️ I’m not the same person I was a year ago, and I like it! ... I read that somewhere, and it’s so true. 2020 did put things into prospective. Sending you all love and positivity! Cheers! 😘 Makeup used: @officialbyredo Corporate Colours Eyeshadow Pallete shades Letterhead and Stylo @drjart BB Cream in Medium @marcjacobsbeauty O!mega Bronzer @urbandecaycosmetics LashFreak Mascara @yslbeauty Matte Slim Lipstick in shade 9 Nude Antonym @illamasqua Cream Blush in shade Lies. And yes, I probably need a setting powder but I like to look like a disco ball 🥰 #glowup #corporatecolours #byredoeyeshadow #stylo #byredocorporatecolours #ysllipstick #dewyskin #dewymakeup #glowgetter #fiveitemschallenge #drjart #bbcream #wakeupwakeup #naturalmakeup #byredo #illamasqua #mattelipstick #rosylips #wednesdayvibes #todaysthoughts (at Wednesdays :)) https://www.instagram.com/p/CL9g1jgH2uQ/?igshid=ap7w4mbtm1yq
#glowup#corporatecolours#byredoeyeshadow#stylo#byredocorporatecolours#ysllipstick#dewyskin#dewymakeup#glowgetter#fiveitemschallenge#drjart#bbcream#wakeupwakeup#naturalmakeup#byredo#illamasqua#mattelipstick#rosylips#wednesdayvibes#todaysthoughts
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#wakeupwakeup (at Fifth Gear MediaGroup) https://www.instagram.com/p/CL89_5VAgaD/?igshid=9qr2wltmxs6g
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I though I had shared my picks of the @chanel.beauty Le Blanc Perles et Eclats collection but they’re still in my camara roll 🤦🏻♀️. I only got a few items and I didn’t go for the eyeshadow or the highlighter, I just wasn’t feeling them plus I really am looking forward to all the summer launches so I have to be more picky haha. What did you guys get? What are you looking forward to for summer beauty? #chanelbaume #chanelleblanc #chanelbeauty #makeup #wakeupwakeup (at Phoenix, Arizona) https://www.instagram.com/p/CL3QesdgFuK/?igshid=1a10kkxoq8vbp
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#stimuluscheck #freebandz #stimmy #sleepyjoe #wakeupwakeup #memesfunny #republicans #democraticparty #bidenmemes #trumpsucks #berniememes #moneymemes #funnymemes #dankmemes #memegods #meme #memes #tgif #tgif “ • 🤣😆🥴 sugar daddies R us looking a$$ 🤷🏽♂️😏😭 https://www.instagram.com/p/CLwvTXclw_N/?igshid=1x418rcgpnomv
#stimuluscheck#freebandz#stimmy#sleepyjoe#wakeupwakeup#memesfunny#republicans#democraticparty#bidenmemes#trumpsucks#berniememes#moneymemes#funnymemes#dankmemes#memegods#meme#memes#tgif#tgif
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Stop with wearing colors for this organization & that...do something more meaningful for your body that helps it. Wearing a piece of cloth ain't it🤷🏻♀️ #wakeupwakeup #helpyourbody #healthiswealth #healingherbs #healthylifestyle #teamheather (at Valley Cottage, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/CK9hsAwlNL2pujsi58OAFDZlv_3v-xRBvVYdAo0/?igshid=1jw2d9xc4gea
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www.n1m.com/iamshonuff I bet they dont sleep on me no mo #WakeUpWakeUp https://www.instagram.com/p/CEerLlPAcD8/?igshid=19dui3l4wbjum
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💦 (wakeupwakeup--luck)
Send a symbol for your muse to find mine 💦 - Crying
Angus is sitting near a tree, leaning against it and wrapping his hands around himself. He's shaking slightly and a sound similar to muffled sobbing seems to be coming from him, but it's so quiet that it's questionable if it's really there...
#((Sorry for the late reply but I couldn't figure out what could he be crying about so I tried to ask Google to see if anything comes up))#((Of course all it said was 'it's OK to cry; your feelings matter!!' so yeah that wasn't useful in this situation :/))#wakeupwakeup--luck
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