#weasel dc

[l0cal-tv]

Watched Creature Commandos and I fell in love with all these sillies

[banditomojado]

Them: So you're telling me that this thing, this Weasel, a joke side character from the suicide squad movie, made your heart melt and cry real tears of pain?

Me: *battling tears* YES AND NO I'M NOT FUCKING EXAGGERATING AND NO I'M WILL NEVER RECOVER

Them: But it's so ugl...

Me: HE'S PRECIOUS AND HASN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG GOD DAMN YOU

[gothamcitycentral]

Spoilers, but I think in a lot of ways Creature Commandos is intentionally unsatisfying. Eric will never die, and the Bride will never be free of him. Nina will never have a life of normalcy nor of peace as she attempted her whole life to have. Dr Phosphorus will be never able to fill the whole in his heart from the death of his wife and child. G.I. Robot will never reunite with the boys of easy company, nor will he ever be allowed his deserved rest. Weasel will never be able to save those children, and, ultimately, not the woman he saw as equivalent to them either. A crucial difference between The Suicide Squad and the Commandos is that working in the SS awards them with time off their sentence, but the reward of the Commandos’ efforts (and deaths) is a more comfortable prison cell and a promise they will be continued to be used as soldiers, as bodies, until their usefulness expires upon their deaths.

[celticcatgirl2]

“…I can’t take you people ANYWHERE nice…”

“…this is a ruby tuesday’s…not what id call “nice”…”

“…shut the FUCK up Nina…”

[the-little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

interesting how weasel's and nina's tragic backstories were largely caused by the cops shooting people down in cold blood

[eris-perish]

Made a poster of the sillies im only 4 episodes in but if they kill any of these characters im coming after james gunn (not really love u james)

[little-miss-fandom-freak]

Hi there!

This is my first time asking so I'm sorry if I ramble too long

I'm just about caught up with creature commandos, and to say The Weasel's backstory broke my heart would be an understatement 😭

So could I request The Weasel [and the others cause yes] rescuing and taking care of a child reader who coincidentally looks similar to the girl he was trying to save?

[Bonus if said child is a telepath so they can communicate with him]

WEASEL MY BABY 😭😭 I was drenched in tears after his episode

Note: IM SO SORRY FOR THE DELAY IN POSTS BTW! Finals week is coming up and I've been studying and finishing projects. Once it's over with I'm sure I'll be back to posting more frequently. Also The Commandos are on a mission that is septeate from the shows main storyline

Weasel Adopts a Kid

The Commandos weren't told much about their next mission, they were simply told that there was extraterrestrial activity that needed to be handled quickly and quietly.

It was everything but quick and quiet.

The large, gray beings had destroyed everything in their path. The day was full of pure chaos and destruction. Once the extraterrestrials were defeated and were collected by Waller's team, the Commandos were put on damage control duty.

Flag kicked down a door to one of the many half-burnt down flats, making sure no civilians or their bodies were stuck inside. Weasel scurried around as usual, smelling and licking everything when he froze.

"Help..."

A faint, small voice echoed in his mind. His nose picked up a scent. A human scent.

He went racing for the back, Flag called after him before running to catch up. In the back of the kitchen was a broken stairwell that likely once led to a basement, however now it was fully caved in with rubble. Without a second thought, Weasel began to dig.

"Wease, what the..." Flag stopped to catch his breath until he realized just what Weasel was doing. He quickly moved to help the creature, pushing a shoving the larger rubble that Weasel couldn't. Underneath a large bolder lied a small hand. Flag felt his lungs tighten in fear before he jumped to twords the hand and began to help Weasel move the rocks.

You didn't think you cry for help would reach anyone, but when you saw the faint light creep through the cracks, you couldn't help but feel relief. Whether it was help from a person or from the gods above, you were simply thankful to be soon out.

The space around you began to close in as you felt a tug on the back of your shirt; Weasel was carefully dragging you out from beneath the rubble and ran it off the building with Flag calling him from behind.

Just as the three of you escaped the building, it's lower structure began to crumble inward. Your vision was blurred from the tears and dirt in them, but as your adrenaline rush died down a and your eyes began to drop, you used the last of your energy to thank your saviors.

"Thank... you..." A small voice rang in Flag's head that made a chill rush down his spine. He looked around, trying to figure out the source of the voice. Then it hit him.

He looked down at the little kid and thought one thing.

Metahuman.

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You slowly began to awake, the feeling of a soft bed calming your nerves. As your vison returned to you, you looked around the unfamiliar room. It looked like some kind of campsite; the walls were clearly a tent, and the bed beneath you was a fancy cot. You tried to think of the events that happened before you fell unconscious, but you found your memory running blank. You began to panic, your eyes frantically moving around the room as you tried to remember anything before the ceiling caved in on you.

Your vision began to blur from the tears, your breaths became shortened as you began to hyperventilate. A fluffy feeling rubbed against your hand, you flinched at it's touched. Looking to your right, there was that creature that had saved you.

"You... you're the one who saved me..."

The creature looked up at you with big eyes, nudging your hand as an attempt to call you.

"What's your name?" You asked in it's mind. Even in his head he responded in chatters, but you were somehow able to understand him.

"Weasel? That's a funny name." You mentally said with a small smile.

Weasel chittered some more as he crawled onto your cot, plopping his big head into your chest as you scratched a spot behind his ear. As you two calmly lied there, the entrance to your tent opened. Walking in was an older man and a very tall lady with staples on her face.

"Is she okay?"

Bride flinched as a small voice echoed in her mind. She looked around the room until her eyes landed on the little kid on the cot. Their big eyes stared up at her; they were filled with wonder and curiosity, two things she's never seen in the eyes of another before.

"So this is the refugee you snuck into the base?" She asked Flag as he made his way to you. He ignored her question as he sat in the stool beside your bed. He smiled softly down at you as you slightly coward underneath Weasel.

"Don't worry kid, there's no reason to be scared. My name is Rick Flag, I'm a general for the US Military. My team and I are only here to help. What's your name?"

You stared at him in silence before you spoke in his mind.

"I don't remember."

He flinched at the echoing voice, but tried not to show his shock. "Don't remember, huh? Well you're clearly a metahuman, so that's a start."

You stayed quiet, your small grip tightening slightly around Weasel. "I'm scared Mr. Flag."

He sighed slightly, his heart aching at your situation. He placed a gentle reassuring hand in yours, his thumb lightly grazing the top of it as he tried to comfort you.

"It's okay, kiddo. We're going to help you. I have some friends that want to meet you, they want to see if they can help you remember who you are."

The light in your eyes shines a little brighter, excitement filled your mind as you quickly say up. "Really? You can help me?"

He chuckled at your eagerness and excitement. "We're gonna try our best. C'mon, why don't you take Weasel outside and play fetch? My friend and I need to talk."

You quickly hopped off your cot and ran out the entrance, looking back every other second to make sure Weasel was behind you. You found the biggest stick you could find and began to play fetch with your new friend Weasel.

Back at the tent, Flag and Bride stood watching you play. He couldn't help but feel guilty for taking part in the case of your situation, even if he and his team were only trying to help.

"You're not really going to bring her to Waller, are you?" The Bride asked, breaking the silence.

Flag sighed as he kept his eyes on you. "I can't leave her here, and we don't know the length of her power. Shockingly enough, taking her to Waller is the best option."

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And I would like to apologize again for not writing as much, I get really stressed during finals weeks.

[cartoonbudartz]

The bois

[creaturefeaturecommando]

I blame Flag Sr for getting Nina killed because he was the one who initially fucked up the plan by calling the princess and having the entire country on high alert searching for them because he was drunk on young girl pussy, he rearranged her guts and suddenly thought that he knew her and continued to be wrong while choking on his words

I blame Weasel because he fucked up the last minute plan “Oh but he doesn’t know any better he just sees the little girl” yeah I don’t give a shit euthanize that thing. Immediately. He’s too much a fucking liability to have around. I wish Phosphorus melted his eyeballs out his god damn head when he bit him

I partially blame Bride too because now that I’m thinking about it, she really could have did that shit herself, deadass all she had to do was throw the knife at the Princess’ head she has great aim and is fast but I’m not gonna be too hard on her because I know she blames herself and she really thought she’d give Nina a moment to really prove herself and hype her up she had good intentions and really thought Nina could do it (lord knows fucking why)

[digitalwizard01]

I know creature commandos just made Weasel really sympathetic but just remember this is canonically what those kids were playing with. He's cute in animation but this is the real guy

[keefechambers]

what the fuck did we do to deserve two straight weeks of sean gunn delivered devastation

[rootbeerrex]

RAAAAAA ANOTHER CREATURE COMMANDOS DESIGN WOOOOO IM KILLING IT TODAY!!!! This on is for weasel my beloved...... I'm so so proud of this design actually I think it's really accurate to his character and I'm so happy with the way it turned out. This is part of my abstract dc series, and specifically one of my creature commandos designs! I have Nina's up already, and I'll hopefully be posting my designs for the other Task Force M members soon! (as always, click for better quality!)

[celticcatgirl2]

“…You all are just JEALOUS that YOU don’t glow in the dark…”

[7weaslesinacoat]

ok. so. wow. wow. go watch creature commandos

[beingsupahbi]

Jess Watches // Fri 4 July // Day 621 Synopses & Random Poll

Murderbot 1x09 All Systems Red

Murderbot takes control during a crucial meeting. Gurathin and Pin-Lee develop a strategy. Mensah acts independently.

DuckTales 1x14 Beware the B.U.D.D.Y. System!

Launchpad must defeat Mark Beaks' new robot chauffeurs in a race to keep his job as Scrooge's driver, but Gyro and Fenton realize that something is dangerously wrong with this new technology.

Creature Commandos 1x04 Chasing Squirrels

The backstory of the Weasel is revealed.

[mediacircuspod]

Watching creature commandos was supposed to be a fun little time where I could laugh and say, “ooo cool” at the fun monster action and well placed music. But then James Gunn hit me across the back of the head, pushed me into a chair, pointed right at my face and said, “They aren’t evil or monstrous, you idiot. This is what happens when you choose to be violent to what you don’t understand.”