#weirdest

[sdfrot]

ppl be asking "Is this wincest!?🤨😡" and the account name is literally samdeanfrotindaimpala

[aliensfoundmystars]

wincest

i have recently rewatched supernatural and i am on such a wincest high that i need some wincest roleplays in my life

i have 0 limits, love dead dove and all that nitty gritty stuff. i have a slight preference of playing sam but i am open

please reach out and message me or like this post and i will get back to you

[creekmud]

dean definitely kept sam’s baby teeth.

he probably pulled some out himself. laid one hand on the side of sam’s neck, his thumb pushed up under his jaw to keep him steady but also as a sign of reassurance.

he’d dig his fingers in but hold himself back from moving the pad of his thumb along his brother’s tongue and lips.

“good boy sammy” when he managed to pull the stubborn bastard out. he’d make sure sam put it under his pillow and that the tooth fairy rewarded him heavily for it.

he’d put the teeth in a little plastic bag and carry them around for years. neither john or sam any wiser about it.

[deniable-masterpiece]

i love pure sam and dean wincest as the lord intended but it baffles me that Adam is never included ever?? do you know how much potential there is for a three person relationship? i know people point to castiel before Adam but��� why?

[rottingsam]

dean keeps sam’s milk teeth after they find john’s storage locker, he treats them like something fragile, delicate little things. the pads of his paws trace over the sharp pointed ridge and god they look so tiny, it’s hard think sam isn’t a pup anymore. he cradles them in his palm, sniffing the teeth, reeking of puppy breath and something rotten. he eye’s sam in the opposite bed, still sleeping soundly with his precious coat ruffled every which way. dean goes for it, sucking a couple of the off white shards into his mouth, rolling them between his tongue and roof of his mouth, digging into the soft, wet muscle. he swears it tastes like sam, tongue tracing every little crevice. a particularly loud snore from sam startled him enough to make him realize he should probably put the box back in his bed before sam catches him, always the light sleeper, had to be in this life. he spits the puppy teeth back into his palm, wiping them quickly with his shirt and back into the box they came from. he works quickly and quietly enough to lay back down on the springy hotel mattress before the guilt can set in, letting himself dream of the taste once again.

[theoneandonlyweirdest]

GEO-BEASTS

Ever wondered what would happen if you mixed countries and other silly things and turned them into animals? no? WELL UR GONNA FIND OUT.

Heres a rundown of they're supposed to be exactly and stuff, and like- how stuff works ig.

OVERALL CONCEPT

OK, first off- There are more than just creaturized versions of countries! Why? Because it's FUN. Those include: Landmarks/Well known/popular places (Ex- the Eiffel tower or Mt. Everest), The 7 continents (We all know them!), The 7 SUPER continents (yep, they have a place too!) and probably world organizations or whatever they were called (Ex- NATO, BRICS, etc.)

The word Geo-Beast (if you didn't notice) is obviously derived off of GEOGRAPHY and BEASTS lmao im so creative >:D

This is also an excuse for me not to learn how to draw humans soooo, yippieee

GEOBEASTS IS NOT FULLY FOCUSED ON HISTORICAL EVENTS!!!! It is mostly focused on its own lore and stuff, but that doesn't mean that I won't mention it/not draw about it! I just mean that this AU is not fully historical. So that means (for example) things like the Axis powers had their own little time period.

Speaking of history, GEOBEASTS is historical-fiction (I'm pretty sure that's what CountryHumans is but I'm not entirely sureeee) So such historical events might be a little altered to fit with the existence of the GEOBEASTS. But I won't change it to the point where it doesn't make sense. (hopefully)

HOW THINGS WORK AND MORE

A Country G.B is technically immortal unless the country just randomly ceases to exist. BUT, there are other factors as well. FOR EXAMPLEEE: It is impossible for one G.B to kill another, Literally, no matter how much they try, they cannot be killed. UNLESS the two actual countries are at war with on another. Especially if one has the upper hand, that also gives the G.B a better chance of surviving.

On the other hand, Landmark G.Bs (I call them as a whole, Landmarkians :D) Can kill one another if they felt like it, and they can die to a Country G.B. BUT it only applies to a G.B that matches up with the Landmarkian. (Ex: France and the Eiffel Tower) So if they don't match up, the G.B is unable to defeat the opposing Landmarkian, same goes the other way around. Yeah things work weird around here.

I'll start out with an example for this one. In WW2, of course the Axis powers popped up as G.Bs. But what happens to the original G.B? For example, the T.R, Kingdom of Italy, and Imperial (Emperial?) Japan start to exist, but what happens to Germany, Italy, and Japan? Well, It's simple, They take over the body of the og G.B. Usually, the og doesn't really remember what happened or what they did. But there have been cases where they did remember, everything. Not fun.

Oh- and if it wasn't clear, they aren't literally just animals, they can talk and function as a human would! Yippieeee!!!

Strength in a G.B is determined these: Age of the actual country, Size, and history. Here's a seperate section for that vv

POWER

OK- Lets start off with AGE.

Since G.Bs can't die due to old age, the longer the country lasts (or even landmark and ect) the stronger they can get, regardless of how strong or weak the actual country gets (sometimes. I'll make a section about why there's always a sometimes lul) Soo, the strongest G.B currently (if you want to include the A.D B.C etc. dates, is Egypt! The youngest is technically the weakest of age, but that doesn't mean they can't be stronger of size or history.

NEXT- SIZE. Well, it's obvious that the G.B Russia, is the strongest of size. Not much to really expand of here, except for the fact that the smallest is obviously the weakest of size. But in some cases, size doesn't matter

FINALLY- HISTORY

Ok, there's a bit more to this part. History probably has the most power effect over Age and Size. That being the reason because of the existence of ANCIENT civilizations. For example, ancient Egypt, ancient Greece, ancient China and probably SPQR if it counts. These four are the only ancients that exist because of lore reasons. Their power is determined by the history of their ancient beliefs (FOR EXAMPLE: Greece is a chimera because of Greek Mythology. And hoists (SOME) of the powers of the Greek gods.) Oh and one last thing, the ANCIENTS are stuck in their ANCIENT forms, again Lore reasons.

But excluding ANCIENTS, older versions of the current G.B can be considered stronger (this ties into what happens once the old versions 'die' but I'll cover that in a different post ;)) So being able to control that part or even being able to turn BACK into it for a short period of time is considered extremely powerful. That is why the ANCIENTS are considered the most powerful. But sometimes, the older version can take control of the current G.B and basically 'possess' it. That can be explained in a separate post too!

FINALLY... LOREEE

So, the G.Bs and S.Bs (Solar-Beasts. Yeah... space has beasts too >:D) came from one...two...THREE creators. And no, it wasn't any embodiments of the universe, those also came from the three creators. They are known as... well... we only know two. I'll just get to the point, Peace of Divinity and Devastation of War. Peace created the Solar-Beasts and War created the Geo-Beasts. The third creator created something known as... the Dreaded. (Which will also be covered in another post!) Simply, the Dreaded are monsters that exist in space, and on planets with G.Bs (though currently, Earth is the only known planet to have them.) Why? Because they thought that life was a nuisance. Peace and War devoted so much time to the Solar/Geo-Beasts, that they completely forgot about him. At least, that's what he thought. The other two invited him to join them with their creations so he wouldn't be alone. But they didn't know about the Dreaded, and for a long time, they never knew. And the third creator didn't accept their invitation, blinded by his own beliefs.

Once Peace and War found out about the Dreaded, they wiped them out and confronted the third creator. the T.C lashed out at them, he wanted their creations dead, and he would stop at nothing to make sure that happened. He swore he would bring back the dreaded and disrupt the balance between G.Bs and S.Bs. He would ruin EVERYTHING they did. And with that, he was never seen again. Legend says he is disguised as a G.B somewhere... but the question stands

who?

ANYWAYS, If you've made it this far, THANKS FOR READING!!! If you can, PLEASE reblog! I am looking forward to sharing this AU with the CHs fandom!

Oh, and since you guys have literally never seen my style, have a G.B POLAND!

Stay tuned for more!

[clarachristinsheart]

Hi, guys! Just in case if you're interested and have enough patience to read it with a translation app (I know that some of us getting to that point). And also if you read my last post about it.

I called my fanfiction "Schlachtbank". Or "The slaughter table", if translate from German. But actually, this fanfiction is on Russian.

There's a point to this and I'm so excited to explain this, but I'm holding back.

So... For now, it's here: https://ficbook.net/readfic/12758864/32796523#part_content

Technically, it should work for you, guys, but I'm not sure. I'm working to finish it, but I have a feeling that it's gonna take damn much time. (At least because my job is a work for 5/2 at week for 9-12 hours.)

Also, I really want to make a translation of this fanfiction for you. At least because while I was searching for fanfiction at my language, I noticed that there's not so much of it. And... Well, it would be cool if we could know what other countries write, right?

To the end of my post, I'll say that here, look at cover that I made for my fanfiction! I've been trying to create something that would show the atmosphere of it. (At least after chapter 6.)

Thank you for reading this post till the end! See ya!

[vicecolder]

“Bloj”

-vicecolder

[liouferd]

 the Weirdest Cuisines from Around the World

[deniable-masterpiece]

(🦭) dean slaving over a hot stove daily so sam can grow big and plump. 🫣 the dishes he cooks are always so hearty and filling, sam always ends up looking like a stuffed pillowcase after eating. dean probably has to replace a lot of wooden chairs at the dining room table because of sam.

Dean using the Men Of Letters kitchen to its fullest, usually burgers because they’re fatty and he can add high-calorie toppings like bacon and cheeses of all kinds. Of course, he spares no expense getting the most carb-loaded buns and breadcrumbs to mix into the meat to keep Sammy niiiice and bloated

Those vintage Men of Letters chairs lose their arms first, and their legs second.

God also Sam having a buttoned flannel that pops after enough of Dean’s special meals. Dean making it his challenge to break Sam’s habit of having a healthy diet. Sam being unable to say no because his brother is doing something nice for him and he’s too kind to not stuff his face until he’s bursting

[baristabomb]

...weird amount of dunmeshi fans have been saying being a caretaker in a relationship is the worst thing ever..marcille must want to killl everyone soo bad because doing things for people suuuucks sooo muchh

it's an act of love, not just a job i promise. we all want someone who's willing to take care of us in some way, just like how senshi shows care for others by cooking for them :'|

[kendyroy]

Seeing Logan in the TVA makes me laugh so hard for some reason? Like I know he’s lived to see technology evolve and stuff, but there’s something so funny about a guy from the 1800s standing in some kind of retro-futuristic timey wimey agency to me. Man is confused as hell.

like what da hell is a polar bear doin in arlington texas

[batattack409]

Damian has to be the first kid in history who’s parents would be disappointed in him for wanting to become a doctor

[buzzdailyx]

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