#welcome to turbohell!

[donteverchxnge]

I love opening tumblr everyday to find another post from someone watching spn for the first time & realizing destiel is actually THAT homoromantic from the start

[sourcecodeshortcuts]

oh hi welcome to turbohell

... WAS TODAY A.

BAD DAY TO JOIN THIS.

'HELL SITE'?

[hydrangeathief]

Have you ever been to Eeby Deeby?

im gay, of course ive been to eeby deeby

[turboheller]

HOWDY TO ALL COSMIC COWBOYS OF ANY AND ALL RACE, GENDER, ORIENTATION AND SPECIES, AND NOW WHAT THE HECK DO I—OH, YEAH, RIGHT WELCOME TO @all-or-nothing-baby's NEW SPN/DESTIEL SIDEBLOG @turboheller WOOOOOOO!!!!!!

(apart from if you're a terf, homophobe, racist, nazi, any other form of bigot; you lot can fuck the fuck right off with a big fat cherry on top! thanks so much!)

for access to my ao3 and links to other fandom sideblogs (teen wolf/the raven cycle/hannibal/the witcher/stranger things/daredevil & the punisher) plus my poetry/aesthetic blog, pls see the bio on my main @all-or-nothing-baby <333

THERE WILL BE: this amount of wank: 0%

THERE WILL BE: 18+ content (NSFW tagged as #lemons)

THERE WILL BE: lots and lots of art! (my own and others); fic! (mine and others); poetry! (mine and hopefully others); edits and gifs and recs and crack and memes etc!—basically i'll be posting anything SPN related that i like, yeah baby! (gay stuff. it'll be gay stuff).

THERE WILL BE: fun (to be had); friends (to be made, if ya like); swearing (probably often); and ridiculousness (i can absolutely fucking guarantee this one)

so, enjoy!

cassidy <3

[americachavez]

think my favorite thing in all of this. well ok my favorite thing is all my belovéd mutuals who yelled at me for posting about supernatural prior to november 5 2020 are now all re-watching supernatural that is KARMA hoes but after that my favorite thing is seeing a viral post from november 5 2020 where op was clearly cashing in on the turbohell memes and then going to their blog and they are now EXCLUSIVELY making earnest heartfelt posts about the cw’s supernatural. welcome brethren

[turbohellserver]

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[hellersanonymous]

welcome to hellers anonymous my family is sick about me talking about spn in the year 2021

my sister is sick of me sending her essays about why dean and cas should be together. it is 2021 and i check the destiel tag. hearing words and phrases like ‘goodbye’ and ‘blunt instrument’ have a 60% chance of me launching into a detailed retelling of how 15x20 hurt me

are you also stuck in turbohell? yes? ok. come tell me about it. i will listen. share your story in my ask.

welcome to hellers anonymous

[coureirsix]

coureirsix > kyotodean > phoebenatural 

coureirsix IS my brand and i’ll be that again at some point but for now? welcome to turbohell i am a supernatural blog again

for those on mobile; i'm riley. i'm a latinx (otomí mexican) bisexual trans dude. i have a film degree. i don't shut up.

certified samgirl (w*ncesties are shot on SIGHT, i promise.)

rowena macleod wife guy

i love dean, i love cas, i love jack, i love them all, m8. im just here for a laff about the bad show.

first and foremost i am a dean-coded belphegor girl

as you can see i am old as balls, if youre a minor you are welcome here, but i simply cannot follow you back. stay safe ily.

stan phoebe bridgers and the killers.

[literallybyronic]

so i see a bunch of new followers from today, welcome to turbohell :) 

i thought i’d put this out there one more time in case anyone wants to suffer along w/ me

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6GJW2TzktFEZmE8LevoW8z?si=M_uhaBTORg6VkGXLKsxSNg

[oviids]

i hate all the spn folks i follow bc i'm sitting here in the year 2020 wondering i feel the urge to actually watch it and also can i get a link to ur fav deancas fics

welcome to turbohell, also here’s the fics:)

[queenangst]

Idk where to put this — sorry, I’m new to tumblr — but for your 30 min fic challenge, could you write a pro hero deku fic interacting with his fans, possibly being a fanboy right back? I love those fics so much. Thank you!

Thank you for enjoying my fic. Welcome to turbohell. 

In the future, please check my blog before you send me requests. 

[sea-salted-wolverine]

It's also worth noting that this was incredibly information dense. everyone was nervously checking their feed every 2 minutes to see the fate of the free world unfolding in realtime, and every 2 minutes some other absolutely batshit thing happened. the entire Sherlock renaissance happened in an evening, this was several years worth of plot twists happening in a few hours. you go to check on the rumor of Putins resignation because holy shit and ohmygod after a decade and a half the show that defined the word queerbaiting has a canon confession. ballot counting stations might be under attack in Nevada which is a shame since clearly the only person counting is an 80 year old blind lady. here comes Georgia with a steel chair. i didn't know they could do that. By the way, half a million people are dead in the US. yeah, Coronavirus. the outcome of this election decides how the government handles this going forward. Rumors of season five of the other show that defined a huge era of history on this site. everything was happening so fast and you could not focus on one single thing because too many other things with equal or greater emotional impacts where happening at the same damn time. the best description i saw of it was "if you don't have ADHD this is what its like, if you do have ADHD welcome to turbohell" which incidentally is where the gay angel got sent directly after saying I love you

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED ON NOVEMBER 5TH AND WHY IS TUMBLR FREAKING OUT I AM SO CONFUSED

Oh, bless you for not knowing haha

November 5th 2020 was one of the most absurd days in internet history, and frankly, in overall history.

So the world is trembling over the US election right. The votes are being counted, everyone is on edge and even over here in Europe, people are holding their breath because whoever wins this election could change the earth as we know it. Around that time, the third wave of Covid hits (I think), and sends us all back into lockdown.

Then, on Nov 5 specifically, there's this moment where Nevada's votes could make all the difference (that's why sometimes, Nevada pops up in the shitposts too). And Nevada is slooooow. The results aren't coming in, and everyone is constantly checking for updates. Also apparently, Georgia and Pennsylvania are turning blue (democratic) for the first time in ages (or ever? don't know, I'm not that familiar with US history) but anyway, it's unprecedented.

On the same day, the romantic relationship of Dean Winchester and Castiel (Destiel), two characters of the show Supernatural, becomes canon after 15 seasons...but in a really weird way that is dissatisfying to most of the fandom (I think. Not in that fandom either). Now the fandom in itself is huge though, one of the biggest fandoms on Tumblr ever, and there's this sort of massive Spn renaissance happening that just consists of...complete disbelief lol.

On top of that, rumors of Putin's resignation arise, being widely spread through the Supernatural fandom's Destiel shitposts. This, again, could change world history if true.

And at this point, everyone's just going crazy-town banana pants.

Because of the sheer absurdity.

AND I LOVE IT.

Because one person summed it up in the following sentence that went viral and honestly explains best what the heck happened on that day:

And this sentence MAKES ME COME ALIVE. Because DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY FACTORS HAD TO WEIGH IN FOR SOMEONE TO UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE????????????????

It's a meme consisting of at least 5 other events to explain the 5th of November feeling. The peak comedy being that this is the first sentence of "My Immortal", the worst fanfiction ever written, implying that November 5 2020 reads exactly like that.

It's a cultural treasure, that's what this is.

And I'm just like...WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE. WHAT A TIME TO BE ON TUMBLR. WHAT AN HONOR TO WITNESS THAT TRAINWRECK OF THE US PULL ITSELF OUT OF THE DIRT AND LIVE ANOTHER DAY. ALL IN THE MIDST OF A GLOBAL PANDEMIC. FAITH IN HUMANITY RESTORED. RELIEVED FOR ALL MY US MUTUALS.

HAPPY DESTIELPUTINELECTION DAY ANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bleedingheart-fics]

Fanfic sins

Modern au? Right to jail.

Poor grammar as a stylistic choice? Jail.

Hurt no comfort? I respect you but you are not welcome for Christmas dinner.

Texting aus? Jail.

High school au? Especially if the characters are adults? Jail, no trial.

College au? You get a trial but the jury votes you guilty. Straight to jail.

Major mischaracterization of the characters you're writing for? Mandatory community service and no parole for 50 years.

You don't label your triggers and/or don't put nsfw under the cut? Straight to turbohell.

You give the goofy characters an angsty fic? ... You can stay but you're paying for my therapy.

[sailor-arashi]

Turbohell is our hell!  He’s not welcome!

prince philip right now

[gaytedlasso]

Tag list rb. Please rb original post. Ask to be added or removed. Anyone is welcome ✨

@floral-cas @texandean @casriel @cas-natural @emeraldcas @thenightwemetnatural @undeadcas @officialmisha @iheardyourprayer @cardboardbrother @gardenforcas @tuttertime @jactingjoices @ghostmary @billiewena @chapeldean @caskarass @supernatural-jaeger @pointyearedelvishprincling @jacobglaser @theedeangirl @faithlesshunter @dojacas @casarts @loverboydean @lengthofropes @endvverse @sundryvillains @bobbypala @castielsupernatural @emzwolf @turboheller

@sheepstiel @yourfinalbow @nightandwine @icantleave @justgayangelthingz @subtlerainy @kellykline @naturallyathief @siriuscatbennett @casguy @redleavesinthewind

When a man must walk the Devil's road, oh

Churning up the earth below

He is bound to brothers built by nations

With no pride to call his own

Whoa, the trouble gets so loud

When all of hell tries to drag you down

Built by Nations - Greta Van Fleet

~

a man dragged down to hell -

reborn the demon he always felt himself to be.

destiel version

[kodzuken-stan]

I love when people watch supernatural for the first time and find it gayer than some fanfic they’ve read. Like I’m sorry, how was I supposed to interpret Dean comparing himself and Cas to a gay couple and immediately following up with “you are not gonna die a virgin”?? I wouldn’t have batted an eye if the next scene was graphic gay sex!! And this is season 4!! They keep doing homoerotic stuff for another eleven seasons.

Me and my friends actually made a little sliding scale of “holy shit that’s so canon” to entirely fanmade

Three guesses as to which side destiel was one and the first two don’t count.

I love opening tumblr everyday to find another post from someone watching spn for the first time & realizing destiel is actually THAT homoromantic from the start