#wet cat bf vibes

[szkunas]

actual second strongest sorcerer there is, folks

HOW COULD YOU NOT LOVE HIM?!?

(I’m actually Feral for him.)

[bunnis-monsters]

This is a random crackish thought i randomly had

Getting diagnosed with anemia at the doctors office and your vampire bf is awkwardly shifting in the background because you both know he caused it

Its just hilarious in my opinion when you think about the mental image

And thank you so much for all your hard work!

OHH MY GOD

Just making eye contact with him after coming home after he reads your diagnosis. He feels awful. Your blood is delicious, but he didn’t want you to get hurt because of his thirsts!

Let’s just say he fusses over you, getting you an iron fish to place in soups and making sure you take your meds. He refuses to feed from you, only licking up your wounds when you get hurt like a desperate mutt, humping your clothed cunt as he does…

He goes to bite your neck during sex then pauses and just sighs.

If it’s himbo!vampire bf he spends a lot of time sulking and blaming himself. He was too selfish, drinking too much… and now he’s buying you red meats to eat, paying for all of your doctors appointments… anything to fix his mistake.

Just… wet cat vibes. Soggy and sad.

[pedriswife]

reader cheating on her bf w pedri smut i beg 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 like “we shouldn’t” but she can’t resist vibes

he doesn't have to know... (smut)

Barcelona has finally won the la liga title, the rest of the fcb boys crowding into the vip section of the club, your eyes scanning their faces as they come in, looking for the one person you craved the most. His dark eyes met yours, a slight smirk rising as if to say 'I knew you'd be here'. And he was right; who were you to deny him of the fun he gave you? Feeling your palm get clammy, his stare still as intense as it was the minute he first walked in, you shook off the hands of the man who loved you, unaware of the antics you got up to behind his back.

"Love, I'm just gonna nip to the bathroom to freshen up, I'll be back in a few," you said, keen to get away and finally see Pedri.

Your boyfriend nodded, placing a quick peck on your cheek as you walked towards the bathrooms, your hair swishing down your back. As you entered, the huge mirror reflected your face, your body buzzing with excitement as you touched up your makeup.

"Didn't expect you to be so keen," a familiar voice whispered behind you, feeling him coming closer to you until Pedri's face was staring at you in the bathroom mirror.

His lips hovered over your exposed neck, occasionally nipping at the skin just for his tongue to smooth over the marks. His fingers skilfully made their way to the hem of your dress, pulling it up just enough to trace the wet patch on your panties.

Pedri tutted at the sight "and what would your boyfriend say to this, huh?" he teased, watching your eyes roll back as he thumbed over your clothed clit and then deciding to quickly pull off your panties altogether, stuffing them securely in his blazer pocket.

"Pedri... not here someone can walk in..." you tried to reason before being cut off by your own moan with two of his fingers inside you, curled up hitting your spot directly. You clutched at his arm, your legs buckling underneath you as you watched his fingers fuck you in the mirror, your eyes rolling back at the sight, with Pedri lightly chuckling at your reaction.

"What was that amor? Cat got your tongue?" he teased yet again, continuing with his ministrations, your juices covering his hand before taking your face with his other hand, making you snap out of your trance.

"See how good my fingers are amor? Watch yourself while I pleasure you so you can tell your boyfriend how to do it properly," he whispered, softly pressing his lips against yours as you were reaching your orgasm, moaning into his mouth until he sent you over the edge.

Pedri kept pressing light kisses over your skin, murmuring "good girl" into your ear as you came down from your high, the post sex realization slowly hitting you. Pedri noticed the shift in the atmosphere and quickly helped you fix your dress, giving back your panties as you both did your best to wash up in the bathroom sink.

"We can't do this again Pedri," you said, watching Pedri huff with annoyance.

"You always say that and yet you're always here... with me" he said, giving you one last glance before leaving the bathroom. His words stung; you had finally realized what it was you two were actually doing. You gave your hair a quick brush before leaving as well, wanting to find your boyfriend and finally go home.

As you swung open the door, you were met with the face you did not expect to see.

"Really y/n? You're fucking my best friend?"

.....

A/N: ok guys I know it's been a while since I posted so I'm really sorry about that, I'll try my best to be more active on here xx

Enjoy xoxo

[bookscandlesnbts]

A Picture Worth 1000 Words

I swear the more I look at this pic, the gayer it gets. Don’t get me wrong, my jaw dropped like everyone else’s when this masterpiece graced the TL on JKs bday, but the dopamine hit wore off fast without it ever really sinking in.

Fun fact, this is my discord icon photo 🤭 and I’m part of a music discord and am a pretty diligent chatter. Makes me giggle that they see this photo whenever they are talking to me. I would love to know if they see the 🏳️‍🌈 too.

Because y’all… what even was the reason. How do you ask someone to snap a photo like this? 💀 or do you set a timer and just pose and then quick tell your bf that he has to take his shirt off before the timer goes off. I really have 0 photography skills so I wouldn’t know.

And why did they have their shirts off? Is that just a Jikook thing for the vibes? Did they go swimming even though Jimin looks like he’s wearing an expensive watch? I know my watch can technically get wet but still. I don’t think I would submerge it in a body of water on purpose. If they weren’t swimming or water skiing then what was the reason for the shirts off and why did it have to be photographed?? Why did Jimin have to put his arm around his “bro” like that? Is JM on his tip toes?!?! He looks taller than JK and if JK was leaning down a bit they would be the same height not Jimin being taller!!! I was in college for years that’s never been a trend among “bros” to pose like this. And yeah skinship and all that but like??? The intimacy of JK leaning in towards JM too… The fact that his elbow is pressed into Jimin’s torso touching bare skin. 😱 Call me crazy but this photo gets even more sus every time I look at it.

I sound ungrateful. I am extremely happy that this photo exists and that it’s in black and white and that has a permanent residency on Jimin’s Instagram. But as a scientist and a curious cat human, I have so many questions. 🤣 Jikook, if you ever want to spill the tea, I’m all ears 😜

[mo-ok]

I know you love yourself some red/black so please expand upon all those normal thoughts post haste

WOOOOOOO RED BLACK LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO

Battle fever - (Kenya is green to ME but we'll put these two here anyway) Japan was like, never put off by Kenyas more weird behaviours and it gave them a real "good friends" vibe and i love that for them

Goggle v - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i'm so normal about these two. The pining is mutual, Kuroda's just too repressed to realise thats what the feelings are and Akama is too chill to really push the issue. In this essay i will-

Dynaman - very high level of trust and respect between these two. I dont think they're interested in each other but i would not be hard to convince

Changeman - THE red/black of all time. Big sad kicked puppy dog and his sopping wet cat of a second in command. You can pin point the exact moment griffon fell for dragon and then you watch him get increasingly weird about him for the rest of the show 😌

Liveman - ????????????????? Tetsuya should have been a girl. I should be allowed to hit Yusuke with my car.

Fiveman - big brother + baby brother i love them

Kakuranger - not bfs but things have gone down in that tent that would make tsuruhime leave and never come back

Ohranger - who's kingranger?

Megaranger - the thoughts i have about these two are very similar to the thoughts i have about sosuke/gunpei. I want them to beat the shit out of eachother and then be made to say sorry

Gingaman - BROTHERS OF ALL TIME. BROTHERS OF ALL TIME. CANT THINK ABOUT THEM WITHOUT 😭😭😭😭😭😭🤮🤮🤮🤮

Gaoranger - did these two ever really do anything together??????? Black was way to tangled up with blue tbh

Boukenger - GAY. GAY. GAY. GAY. Chief loves collecting weird lil guys and masumi is by far the weirdest lil guy of em all

Go-Onger - I WANT THEM. TO BEAT EACH OTHER UP. AND THEN BE MADE TO SAY SORRY. AND THEN MAYBE MAKE OUT ABOUT IT IDK

Goseiger - alata forcibly little brothered by loving big bro agri

Kyoryuger - dont care lmaooooo their little intro arc getting Ian to properly join the team thing was cute tho

Zyuohger - very fond of these two together. Yamato + Michan 4eva

Kyuranger - these two had so much going on just not ever with each other lmao

King Ohger - boy that cant lie to save himself + man that has never told the truth once in his life ever. Such a fun dynamic i wish the show paired em up to do shit together more often

Boonboomger - i see it but also its like... the least interesting duo in a sea of very fun dynamics so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[nonuggetshere]

OUGH LISTENING TO SONGS ALWAYS MAKES ME BUZZ ABOUT FAAF

ROTATING FLOWER BEING BITTER AND ANGRY AND RESENTFUL TOWARDS SO MANY PEOPLE EVEN VERY EARLY ON BECAUSE OF HOW THEY'VE BEEN TREATED!!! I DON'T FOCUS ON THAT NEARLY ENOUGH BC I DO ENJOY MY DADDY ISSUES AND WET SAD CAT MOMENTS BUT THEY DO FLIP FLOP BETWEEN BEING WET SAD CAT AND BEING SOOOO BITTER AND ANGRY AND RESENTFUL FROM THE GET GO

I think I should rewrite Flower a tiiiiny bit to have them show that side more, not even willingly but after decades of bullshit and nobody appreciating what they've done and sacrificed for thisnkingdom they're just fed up and it accidentally spills to the surface <3 Bringing the sort of toxic vibe to the Pale Court that the snubby nobles don't appreciate

I like thinking about people seeing their expressions for the first time and them being negative ones so so much <3

ALSO the FaaF variants where Flower is downright a cunt to the Pale Court (DESERVED) and shows their bitterness and disdain very early on after the accolade my beloved <3 Variants where instead of keeping to themself and keeping up the hollow persona because it's comfortable and bottling things up they let their aliveness be shown in the most bitter way possible, no longer thay quiet ~perfect, pure~ knight but a near-god of their own right that will put the fear of God in you with only one glare <33 they deserve that <333

Yeah I might rewrite Flower a tiiiiny bit so that part of them shines through a little more, it wad always there they just bottled it up and then vented it out to their bfs, but I just like to write angry and bitter Flower it's SO fun

And also maybe people shouldn't be assholes to the palace's nr 1 people watcher who got told secrets all the time because nobody thought they were alive and able to comprehend them so they didn't care if they were in an earshot

Just a thought

Flower has soooooo much dirt on so many people and one of these days some fuckhead will push them too far and they'll decide to choose violence that day

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

feeling tender in this chilis will you tell us what ur styles find most attractive or love the most about each other or even what they find the most endearing, my dear? <3

My darlingest, Absofuckinglutely!!!

Dude I have a million AU’s, but all across the board? Stan and Kyle are SO RIDICULOUSLY IN LOVE!!! Even before they knew it, they were. I’ll always deliver the Tenderness. And u know my styles are pretty consistent across every universe, so these STAY true:

Starting with what Stan loves about Kyle emotionally? His PASSION!!! Kyle cares SO MUCH about EVERYTHING. And everyone. He sometimes gets carried away, and Stan will be silently smiling while trying to cool the fire down, because he adores it but like damn Ky you don’t need to get this worked up over the gas station clerk’s struggle with his kid? It’s so cute to him tho.

Similarly, my Kyles are some of the most empathetic people you ever did see. He just senses things about people and his first impressions? They’re usually right. If Kyle gets a Bad Vibe from someone, that’s a good sign to steer clear. When Stan isn’t sure what to think of a new person, Kyle is, and tells him with no hesitation. He’s so instinctual in general and can diffuse a bad situation at the drop of a hat. If he doesn’t get too riled up lmao. He just KNOWS. And he’s so trustworthy too, like you need someone for something? Kyle. He’s very self aware for the most part and stays on top of what’s going on mentally, but when he lets loose? Stan is just gazing in wonder at his firecracker of a sbf in absolute love.

On Kyle’s side of things: dude Stan is the sweetest human being on the face of the planet. Where Kyle is a fighter, Stan is a LOVER. He is so vocal about the things and people he loves, and he’s really protective of them! (Where Ky is a Defender, Stan is a Protector) Stanley Marsh my sweet loverboy and he tries SO hard to perform these sweeping romantic gestures and it’s even more endearing when he fails (unfortunately he is indeed kind of a loser) but is so cute oh my goddddd like ok king try to serenade your bf and slip on the ice and smile that soft smile when he helps you up.

When he takes a stand on something he is FULLY into it. Another thing u know about my Stans is that he’s ALWAYS vegetarian and that will never change bc he LOVES animals. And if he randomly brings home a stray cat (hi Moose) Kyle cannot say no because dammit Stan is already so attached and he looks so cute making those Eyes at you and his love of all creatures great and small is so precious!!! And Kyle, who thrives on passion, really really likes to see Stan get so stoked about that kind of thing. Stan is also such a dork and he WILL infodump about fob’s discography or lotr it’s so cute!

On that previous note, Kyle likes validation. His love language is words of affirmation. And Stan gets stoked about Kyle, and he will not hesitate to express it!

So, physically, ohhhhh boy I may need to chill with the hcs because I absolutely have too many. Starting on that with Stanley Down Bad Marsh and his adoration of Kyle:

Stan 100% absolutely has a thing for Kyle’s hair. Kyle hates his hair for a lot of the time growing up but Stan LOVES IT!!! Out here mega down horrendous and going “kyyyyy take your hat off I’m sad” and Kyle folds bc when Stan’s feelin down he is so comforted by a mass of red curls and he has indeed cried one of the times Ky cut it short (this may or may not be the reason ojv Kyle has shoulder length hair)

While I do have some Tall Kyles out there, most of them are on the shorter side, and all my Stans are Big Boys. And Stan very much enjoys the size difference. He LOVES picking Kyle up, feeling like a knight in shining armor (my Stans are PROTECTORS FR) and just holding him oh my god he gets so excited when Kyle actually LETS him! (Oh wow what a surprise I’m turning this into OJV hc hour) so OrangeJuiceVerse Kyle is 5’7 and like maybe 130 soaking wet, Stan loves to just snag him lmao Ky may get insecure abt his size sometimes but Stan’s gonna love it he genuinely thinks it’s so cute

His FRECKLES! Bruh every Kyle I’ve written has beautiful faint freckles EVERYWHERE and Stan will be connecting them like constellations. Most of his features are sharp and pointed and like something out of an elven fantasy and then there’s the freckles and hair that juxtaposition omg stan is enthralled.

Kyle is JUST as enthralled with Stan! He is a classically HANDSOME dude like this guy looks like a disney prince and his eyes are the prettiest shade of deep blue you’ve ever seen! Kyle may not get distracted as easily as his counterpart, but he’s staring into those eyes and spacing out. And oh my god directly to jail for Kyle bc when Stan’s got his arms out, it is SO over for him!!! Like ok ATLCTS headcanon one time smokejumper Stan and fae prince Kyle were at the Stenny Apartment once Ky figured out how to pass as human and Stan took his hoodie off and he was wearing a tank top underneath and that sweet vegan firefighting king is built! And Kyle sees the burn scars and is reminded of how much Stan cares about the forests and yep that was the first time they did ~activities~ smh but same, wood nymph Ky, I have a crush on ATLCTS Stan as well

It’s worth noting that most of my Kyles are somewhere on the ace spectrum too. But Stan Marsh exists, is built for hugs, and is the hottest guy in the universe to him.

Thank you so much for the ask my love I love to talk about the boys and how much they are simping <3

[skellify]

your bf gives off sopping wet cat vibes (in a good way)

DNWJD why does that sound like him? im pretty sure he'd appreciate hearing that, definitely :D

[ochrearia]

Let's see how stricken with sympathy and pity I can make Poly Propaganda readers when they witness how sad wet cat vibe I make BF and GF in this one

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

ari!!! i just read your latest suguru fic and it's literally so good!!

like the descriptions that you used are so, so pretty.

the way you conjured the atmosphere? the dark clouds? the rain? the smell of the roses? the cute little frog umbrella that reader forgot?? (also, oh my gosh, that's such a cute detail to include – i love it.)

and then when reader comes back the mirror of the weather and the rain through suguru's side of the story?? and suguru freaking out?? and calling reader his baby??? ugh of course he'd do that <333

and i liked how their argument was solved?? like it wasn't a big end of the world argument but the root of their argument made sense and the resolution made sense, and for suguru to be the first one to say sorry, in my mind, makes sense as he's so mature xx

the ending was so cute xxx

also, also i love how even though suguru immediately went all mama bear and got the fluffy towel and dried off reader there was still a little awkwardness pre-apology that just melted away as soon as they talked about their feelings xxx

and the ending was so goddamn sweet !!! i love it so much

caring suguru is literally my favourite xxx i love him so, so much <333 (also, where are the guys who are like suguru?? hello?? anyone like that around?? i'm in desperate need of one)

this one is a banger as always, ari, and i feel so lucky to have read it xxx literally think you could do writing as a career, i'm not joking xx

OHHHH ANON 🥺🥺🥺 my angel my sweetheart my star in the sky…. this was just. the sweetest thing to wake up to!!!

TYSM FOR READING FIRST OF ALL…. anddd for taking the time to write this out!!! i appreciate it so much!!!! T_T as far as prose goes i don’t think it’s as flowery as my other fics so. i’m really glad you still thought the writing was pretty!! :’3

AND YES . THE FROG UMBRELLA. i’m super glad you noticed all the tiny rainy day details but i’m especially happy abt that pvdkfhdk…. i also think it’s so cute!! i just find it rlly easy to picture sugu w a silly s/o… maybe a little childish….. they like frogs and calico cats and very specific shades of green <3 (blatant self-insert atp but what else is new)….

but!! i really am super happy that you enjoyed the vibe!!!! building up a specific atmosphere is something i always put a lot of thought into, so knowing it brings some kind of result is always so rewarding 🥺🥺 i lovelovelove rain so i really wanted to capture all the good and bad sides…. the nice smell and the wet shoes and the little puddles on the street.

and the argument itself!! yes. i’m really glad you thought the resolution and everything felt grounded!! suguru was 100% in the wrong in this scenario, so that’s mainly why i had him apologize first — reader doesn’t really have anything to apologize for. i might’ve left it kind of vague but they really were just trying to coax him into relaxing and opening up a bit, and then he lashed out :(( which is also one of the few scenarios i can imagine when it comes to suguru being in the wrong at all lmao. i think he’s mature enough to avoid arguments for the most part, but his tendency to sometimes neglect his own health is….. a Problem. lmao. and it worries you!!

but he really is so sweet 🥺🥺 going all mamabear…. you’re his sweet baby and it’s his job to protect you!!! i think that’s how he sees it and it’s also why he’s so ashamed of himself.

anyway anyway, i’m rambling 😭 but i’m sooo overjoyed that you liked it!!! the fluffy ending and everything. sugu is such a caring and mature bf 🥺🥺🥺 pls don’t settle for anything less irl anon!! you deserve nothing but suguru-standard!!!

[absolutebl]

Were are on the reblog section of this narrative, what joy is mine. 

Episode 9: The boyfriend episode. 

It’s becoming as ubiquitous as the Doom episode. 

I do like food, so I did find the bit where Kawi goes crazy for sushi cute. 

Honestly? I can’t tell if Krist is always typecast as an ace character, or if he legitimately just has no chemistry with anybody. 

Meanwhile I hate Not. 

We all do. 

God for Pear for CRUSHING HIS DREAMS.

I do feel sorry for Title though, I wish he got his own BL. 

On a more cerebral note: (I know, I’m not drunk enough) 

I keep wondering if this show is having a dialogue with us about how ineffectual it is to attempt to control not just the past, but other people’s feelings and emotions. Which is an interesting and mature concept. And if it’s coming from anybody, it’s certainly not coming from the original source material. (side eyes Jittirain) 

I am very much not looking forward to next week, it seems as if it’ll be extremely frustrating. 

But it’s episode 10! The Tsundere MUST soften! Mustent he?  

OH NO , I feel another BL hymnal coming on… 

The tsundere has softened like the first tsundere Seme has kebedon on the first wall Praise for the uke, getting less boring Praise for no shipping outside the BL 

Sweet the cinnamon roll, melted by heartthrobs  Like the first fangirl on the first abs Praise for the dampness of a wet sponge bath Sprung from a rainfall where the plots pass

Mine is the queer lens, mine is the consent Born of the condom, rarely in play,  Rare is the BJ, never from this team GMMTV giveth and taketh away 

And on that note...

There was no Max in this episode I AM OVERWROUGHT. 

Episode 10: Max is back! 

OK I have a chocolate martini, a lap full of cat that is not mine (but makes no case for it), and here we go. 

I have a terrible confession to make upfront, I am now watching this show on 1.25 speed. I just can’t okay? Not even to improve my Thai. 

Have seen this balcony 1 million times before. I have seen this shot on this balcony 1 million times. 

I enjoyed the girls taking down Not. 

Clears throat. 

Drags out soapbox. 

Stands on top. 

Max is BEST BOY. 

OK I went into the possible sex scene with these foundations:   

I am going to try to give the character of Kawi the benefit of the doubt. Given part one of this ep, he promised his dead father he would pursue his own happiness. Let’s assume he’s going to take any action based on that promise. 

I am also going to attempt to give Jittirain the benefit of the doubt. Historically never as bad of willfully exploitive of the queer community as Mame, let’s say for the sake of argument and open mindedness, that ace is legit on the table for Kawi’s character (as understood online, and mostly defined by the western queer communities). 

Okay. I will try. 

Here we go...  

Kawi is giving me flinchy cringing Minato vibes. 

And one of those a week is already more than enough for me. 

Yes. 

He reads as a bit ace, but Krist always does. I don’t think the narrative is intentionally framing him that way for this sex scene. I’m sorry I just DON’T. 

I think this is blushing maiden. AND I don’t like it. 

This date (pre sex) was very old school “treat her right” 1960s style, take her out and spoil her and maybe she will put out. 

I wish they talked a bit more about sex and Kawi’s reluctance... but okaaaay. 

I guess I was fine with this ep? 

But I am still in this head space, and I don’t think I’m leaving it anytime soon: 

Episode 11: I’m Flagging 

Why are we spending so much time with Pear’s parents? 

I admit it was kinda a sweet sex scene. 

Very first time and hesitant, which suits these actors. 

I liked the little bit of smile kiss after all that cringe. 

I liked the soft morning after touches. 

That was a nice... erm... touch. 

Lots of domestic bf & boyfriends in LTR footage.

I admit this trash watch is petering out. 

Oh I’m not actually really enjoying this show. 

But it’s not setting itself up to be as much a victim of my rapier wit as I was hoping for. 

Episode 12: Not with a bang & not with a snuff, but with a whimper. 

Today I have a sake & watermelon juice cocktail - don’t knock it until you try it. I’m ready! 

I should start by saying: I never subscribed to the theory that they were going to kill the gays or end this show unhappily. I just don’t think GMMTV would go there with this property. Only Friends, certainly, this one? No. Also it’s not JittiRain’s DNA. 

And now, the finale. 

I do want to say up front that the “hospital = gay partner has no rights” thing is super important to see on screen since it is a terrible issue all over the world. And a majorly important reason to fight for equal rights. Also... you queer? Get your fucking estate in order, ya slacker. If you don’t want your dud family getting their mitts on your shit or deciding on your medical, end of life, and funeral, safeguard that with legal documents. Make it as easy as possible on the loved ones you leave behind. I know. I know. But guess what? We all gonna die. (Self is executor for like 8 friends at this point, has seen 6 through the death of parents, no to mention my own family. I didn’t mean to end up defacto expert in this, but hey ho.) 

Moving along.... 

I also like the life philosophy of not doing a thing simply because it’s the expected path and the definition of success within that field. I wish more people would think about pursuing career paths that suit their personalities rather than just their abilities. 

Gawin is such a good actor. Oof. 

This was a very talkie and philosophical final ep which I don’t mind, per say, but it was boring and slow. No. It WAS. 

But frankly? I wasn’t as offended as I have been in the past by this show. 

Outfits, color palate, and visual elements were super flat and lackluster tho. GMMTV wardrobe & set, do we need to talk? 

That wedding at the end should have been Max’s not Pear’s (to a super cute boy). I’m sure everyone agrees with me in this. Pear obvious shoudl be single and killing it as the CEO of a high-end jewelry business. She can have a hot af gym owner lover If you insist. 

There. 

I fixed it. 

How do I feel about BMF at the end? 

I feel fine. 

It was fine. 

I was fine with it.

The usual with Jittirain, as it turns out, is pretty simple: 

One of her main characters is going to be a manipulative liar or extremely unlikeable or both. 

*shrug* 

I’m never gonna remember this show after next week. When lists come up that it shoudl go on, you’re gonna have to remind me. It’ll be one of those BLs. I won’t rewatch it. I’m thinking it’s in the Vice Versa family and so I’m handing in the same rating. That got a reluctant 8/10 from me, so does this. It probably should get a 7/10 just because I’m so exhausted by Jittirain’s nonsense. But I have to be fair and judge each BL on its own and not in light of repeat author mistakes.

8/10 

RECOMMENDED. WHATEVER. 

I am very much looking forward to Perth back on my screen next Friday in Dangerous Love. I do miss his expressive little face and his lovely voice. And Chimon as well. It’s been years since either of them lead a BL. This is going to be fun. Good? I’m not sure. But definitely fun. I won’t be trash watching it though. 

(new source) 

Be My Favorite - Flaming Hot Trash Watch Action

Ready for this?

Adapted from the y-novel You Are My Favorite by JittiRain this is one of those “rewrite the past to change the future.” Starring Krist (SOTUS) + Fluke Gawin (DBK, Not Me). I expect this to be low heat, full of LIES and manipulation.

12 eps of approx 45 min fresh content each, and I guess I am drinking on frigay for the next 3 damn months 

Main tropes: time travel/slip/loop, paranormal, university setting, soft romance, low heat, sunshine/tsundere with GMMTV’s heavy hand on classic Thai BL tropes, product placement, and high production values.

Trailer | MDL

I’m getting some shizz outta my system before I start putting the alcohol into it…

Story issues 

Let’s get this on the table. I have a mixed relationship with Jittirain’s stuff because unlike Mame who is trash to her characters with plot, Jittirain is trash to plot with characters. All characters (what limited characterization there is) will be obedient to the plot and act against personality the moment it is necessary for whatever insanity is required for audience manipulation. We The Watchers WILL feel jerked around by these jerks (but as this is GMMTV there will be no actual jerking). We WILL be lied to, and the characters will lie to each other FOR NO GOOD REASON. 

In addition to Be My Favorite JittiRain is behind: Vice Versa, 2gether, Fish Upon the Sky, and Theory of Love. Mmm humm. Yeah. Drinks are defiantly required. 

Actor issues: 

Krist: Who knew Krist would do a BL again? Like seriously? His career has been riddled with controversy and his skills as an actor widely challenged. Regarding the first, this is not that blog, take that discourse/cancel culture elsewhere. For the second? I will judged his acting based on the usual criteria: this BL, this role, this pairing, this script, and the fact that this is Thai style acting. Okay?

Gawin/Fluke: I will likely slip and call him Gawin because that’s what he used when he first crossed my radar. I have said this before but he looks like an ex of mine. So my baggage with him is all personal. Said ex and I are amicable, but it wigs me out sometimes. They even have a similar voice. I will try to get over this. 

Also the both SCREAM straight. I mean I don’t wanna judge insult or anything but these boys got breeder smeared all over them. 

Okay, so what are we doing here?

Well, as previously established: DRINKING.

AND

A new trash watch! 

Although there is always the (however faint) possibility it will become a praise watch. Sometimes that happens. But this is Jittirain so… I doubt it. 

Ready?

Here we go! 

Episode 1: Sake & Fear 

I have heartburn already. Or maybe that’s the extra chili I put on my noodles + booze + EXISTENTIAL DREAD. 

Kawi = loser, poor, stupid, shy, and friendless (AKA Japan’s ordinary bottom uke archetype) - he’s a downer, this is an issue with this kind of character, not likable. 

Pearmai = the sunshine faen fatale Kawi has a crush on 

Piseang = the tall handsome cute popular perfect seme, plays basketball perfectly (waves at Love O2O), is also a DJ (nash)

Most of this ep was spent establishing this dynamic and some kind of secret santa for college kids, a magic time travel snow globe, and the fact that the wrong couple got together. 

Why is there a dandelion in the snow globe? 

Is it a wishes thing? Do they have that superstition in Thailand?

A 12 year time jump is v Japanese. Which life-point is closer to Krist’s actual age? Ooo, half a bottle of sake and I’m salty af. 

Apparently Kawi still has same problems and the same haircut as he did as a fresher.

Could we please talk about this? It’s in ALL BL. Why does NO ONE change their hair as they age? My hair changes by the week. 

Meanwhile our ordinary bottom has turned into a wild imbecilic tsundere and our seme clearly likes that and I am too drunk for this. So is Kawi. 

You know what, it’s not as terrible as I thought it would be. I don’t like it but I can see the characters becoming appealing. Maybe? Hopefully? Why do I do this to myself?

I’m not a monster, I will give it a chance. 

At least no one has yet picked up a guitar.

See you next week, same Jittirain time, same Jittiran place, new bottle of sake.  

Episode 2: Nigori & Serenity 

The sake I’m drinking tonight is described on the bottle “silky & mild” which is also a legit review of Gawin’s acting. 

WAIT A MINUTE.

What is going on? 

What am I feeling? 

They’re lying on the grass talking to each other in a meaningful way. It’s cute. I am enjoying it. How appropriately collegiate. 

Is this… enjoyment?

Am I enjoying this show?

OMG I AM. 

help 

I ate booze-filled chocolates AS WELL AS SAKE. 

Maybe it’s the double dose? 

Am I becoming silky & mild?

I got a slow down. I can’t do this every week for 12 weeks in a row. I’m not in uni anymore. I might end up being a nice person if I continue down this road. Can’t have that.  

Honestly, I do like the fantasy of getting to re-live your college years as a cooler version of yourself. 

Although, frankly, I did fine with mine. 

(Oh thank fuck, asshole me is back.) 

I don’t know where Max came from but he is officially the most interesting character in this show. 

Also… does he look a bit like a bad boy bunny to anyone else? 

It isn’t actually like it, but I am getting a distinct 2gether vibes from this show. It makes it feel kinda dated for BL. What a fucking crazy thing to say. Ignore me, I’m drunk. 

OOOOO…. Nong teasing. Very nice.  

The over dramatic drunken kiss made me giggle. First time Krist has been properly kissed in a BL.

Sigh. 

What do I do? 

I’m enjoying it! 

Damn it. 

Episode 3: Tipsy Waffling 

I was out at the club, came home faintly tipsy. Frankly I feel a little unwell, so I’m not gonna drink anymore. So this is an unprecedented semi-sober trash watch. I’m not sure if I’m ready but so far this show been beating expectations, and I don’t expect a derailment until next ep so I’m feel okay about my life choices. 

Okay Gawin is good. I’ll give you that . His little moment if realization (and giving up). The “oh shit” look. 

Wait.

That’s Title! 

When did he leave Wabi Sabi and join GMMTV’s stable? 

Look I kinda enjoyed this bit, because it was a joke.

BUT I AM NOT HAPPY WITH THE ENDING.

Is this the beginning of the JittiRain of Doom? Or it this just good angsty story telling?

No way to know until next week.

(JittiRain of Doom - see what I did there? Aren’t I a clever little lush dragon?) 

I should go to bed now. 

I think we can safely say clouds are on the horizon and whether this is good storytelling or bad, only episode 4 will tell. 

Episode 4: It’s Happened! The Suck! 

not in a good way @heretherebedork​ said ep 4, can they call it or WHAT?! 

I’m officially calling Kwai’s pink haired Maximum hotness bestie “my café fae” and YOU can’t stop me. I love him. Or I want to be him? Or I AM him?

Difficult to know.

Checks own hair.

Not pick at at the moment. Mostly blue actually.

(I weirdly adore that blue open weave draw-string vest thing he’s rocking. Checks own closet. Wonders idly about turning a mesh laundry bag into a shirt.) 

Anygay… Café fae and I are running away together and not putting up with any of this Jittirain nonsense.

Right? 

Because this beach frolic…?  

Too cringe. Too awkward. I really don’t like all of embarrassment factor for everyone, not to mention humiliation and hazing and older kids picking on younger kids.

I’ve been done with this plot divice since SOTUS. And I’ll take it in small doses from Korea but no more Thailand. Stop it. And…

is that…

A GUITAR 

!!!

NO SINGING.

Oh, I hate this show.

Everyone listening in on the phone while he’s humiliating himself with a girl? This is fully terrible. 

I’m so uncomfortable with this whole episode. 

And yet. Secure. Because finally we are in the territory I was expecting. But ALSO I can’t bear it. 

Please make it stop.

At least Piseng is a decent human being.

And Pair. 

Screw all y’all. I’m eloping with Pair.

Wait.

What about my cafe fae? Hummmm. 

Ah! Got it. Thrupple! 

I’m not gonna lie. That was rough going. 

And I am not OK.

Although I’m digging this thrupple scheme of mine. 

Episode 5: I Am V Drunk

For those of you following the soga of ABL is a lush… 

I got my cocktail! 

Then got distracted by meeting colleagues at the bar. 

Then went for dinner and wine.

Then got another cocktail and finally made it back to the room. 

So by the time I started watching this week’s installment I was… quite drunk. 

Take this recap with a grain of salt margarita salt rim… no… not that kind of rimming, that’s just in KP, sadly… wait… what am I doing? I got distracted. This is GMMTV. Def no rimming. 

So! 

Kawi deserves his new asshole friends (stop it ABL no rimming). 

I just don’t like him. He’s too straight and whiney and homophobic. 

Could we have a romance between Pisang and Max? 

Asking for a friend me. 

Bet there would be rimming. They both seem very game. Just saying.

Different show ABL. Different show. 

Where was I? Apparently I went to the land of Bed Friends for a moment there. 

Why does anyone like Kawi? 

Max deserves better.  

Pear deserves better. 

Pisang deserves better. 

OMG!!! His utter wistful yearning over the happy gay bar. Poor baby. 

Awe don’t run away from Max. We love Max. Max is the best. You NEED a Max in your life. We all do! 

Someone described Max as “tired gay,” and I feel this keenly. 

NO SINGING. 

I DON’T LIKE WHERE THIS THREAD IS GOING. 

NO NO NO NO NO 

SKIP! Skipskipskip. 

Next week look like a classic ep 6 kiss then angst. Whatever. 

It was fine. 

This was a fine installment. 

I’m very drunk. 

Hotel all spinny. 

Hi, bed! Make me a sammitch. 

Episode 6: I Am Less Drunk Than I Should Be

I just wish this were Pisaeng’s story instead of Kawi’s. It would be a lot better. In fact, it is a lot better. Any time we get PS alone or with any other character it’s a better narrative. Any time with him and Max talking it’s the best of everything, That’s all I want on my screen.

In fact, Max is all I want. 

I love his “care bear kpop” clothes. 

This is definitely one of those shows where I don’t understand why anyone likes the central character - his friends, his love interests, his father, his audience, tumblr. 

No one should like him. He started out a loser and he’s only getting worse, and nasty to boot. 

Yes, it’s good we see him apologize, but there’s no logic behind the choices that led him to needing to make the apology in the first place! 

(No one does, honey.) 

We are heading into classic Jitiirain where are the characters are going to betray us and themselves in order to serve the narrative. 

And I’m not drunk enough for this. 

Honestly? I think Krist what is miss-cast as well. 

I’m not in the anti-Krist faction but just imagine… what if Kawi had been played by Khaotung? He has a much softer more dynamic screen presence. I think he could’ve carried even Jittirain’s patented nonsense. KT is… in fact… CUTE. 

Gawin is not an issue. (Which surprises me, since I came into this with a bias against him.) 

Because we can see PS thinks that K is cute even before the script felt the need to tell us this. 

Even when he’s being an arsehole, PS’s eyes are all soft for him. I guess some guys just are attracted to arseholes. 

Heh. 

See what I did there?

Meanwhile I hate PS’s mother! 

She = evil. 

I RECOGNIZE that balcony!

PS’s house/apartment thingy is the same as MaxNat celebrity pad in Y-Destiny. Another one for the location trackers.

That’s it, that’s all I got. 

Only one gay pun for you this evening. 

I have one job to do and I’m blowing it.

snerk

Nighty night. Don’t let the mosquitos bite leave hickeys. 

Episode 7: NO SINGING

I guess Kawi is one of those “straights” who just gets gayer the drunker he is. I know the type. 

Boozing the Kinsey Scale. 

Beer goggle queers. 

Cockeyed. 

Three sheets to the flame. 

Dick wasted. 

What else do we call them?

Oh yeah… cock tease. 

Episode 8: STOP SINGING 

Pisaeng for these last two episodes…

(singing cat never gets old, bite me) 

Good for you Pisaeng for standing up for yourself. Stop letting the straight boy jerk you around. 

(I see you in your matched couple shirts.) 

Omg I HATE Kawi just WHY IS ANYONE FRIENDS WIH HIM? 

Stop. Just this show would be so much better if he weren’t in it. 

I’m glad he lost Pisaeng and I enjoyed watching him cry. 

Even if he still made everything about himself. 

We return yet again to the fact that I love Max. Max and I are running away together. 

Pisaeng is just never Kawi’s priority, whereas the opposite is always the case. Talk about one sided love friendship relationship everything.  

Kawi the coward. 

To little too late. 

I do keep thinking about Big Eden with this series, Kawi just seems so straight no matter what he says or does or kisses.  

Poor Pisaeng he gets what he wants but it’s all out of pity, fear, and desperation. 

And all he wants is a chance to flirt? 

Is he an actual saint?

Fuck this damn show. 

(source)

As always with these trash watches, I update the original post until Tumblr has a brain fry and won’t let me anymore. Then it becomes an updated repost. Life in the dumpster fire is never dull. 

[turrondeluxe]

Scarletshell mini comic!! *jazz hands*

The reverse of this ^

THIS IS SO CUTE AND REAL OH MY GOD

[utahimeow]

omg ur iwa love language *chef kiss* so good! could u do bf head cannons for him like suga? i would loveeee to know ur thots!

tysm !!! of course <3

NSFW CONTENT MINORS DNI

college bf vibes!! the cute boy you see in the library a couple times and play a game of ‘who can catch each other staring first’ with. you don’t really think it’ll go anywhere— his face is stony as he works, not just concentrated, but his brows are furrowed together in a frown and you’re honestly terrified to talk to him. but one day he trails after you as you leave and asks you if you’re free to get lunch and obviously you say yes because he’s super tall and handsome and pretty and he’s flashing you a cocky smile that you don’t expect

he’s intimidating at first, has this confidence about him that kinda makes you shrink. but one time you accidentally tease him and immediately regret it because it’s borderline an insult… until he responds with something equally as ‘mean’ and you realise he can take some teasing

i’m trying to say he flirts by making fun of you. and it’s even better because you can reciprocate it just as well

your relationship is mostly casual. you don’t say it out loud but he’s just a college boyfriend. one you stay up til 4am texting and steal clothes from and have picnic dates with on campus. you go to some parties together, he takes care of you when you get way too wasted. dating him is fun, but it’s not really an ‘i can’t see myself without you in my life or in my future’ relationship

…until iwaizumi falls. he’s over at your apartment for a date one evening. you’d cooked a pizza from scratch together, giggling as you threw on way too many toppings for it to turn out in any way consumable, then fell asleep on his chest before you could eat it. peering down at you as you slept was the greatest mistake he had ever made. oh shit, he thinks and his body is warm and his heart and stomach are all tingly and it hits him— he’s a goner.

it’s not long before you’re meeting one another’s family, taking vacations together, looking at apartments, having long conversations about getting a cat. in the blink of an eye iwaizumi goes from just another boyfriend of yours to the love of your life

he’s very much a ‘start the day at 7am to go on a run’ guy, but sometimes you can convince him to stay in bed with you. also the best thing about waking up two hours after him is that you always wake up to breakfast

i don’t think he has an extremely high sex drive but when he fucks you he puts his soul into it. eats you out like he’s been starving for years, grasps your tits like they’re a lifeline, thrusts his cock in and out of you like it’s the last chance he’ll ever have to get his dick wet

brat tamer no doubt. he has no trouble keeping you in check, always full of quips that make you back down when you get too mouthy. he’s not afraid to tell you off in front of other people, either. “stop being such a brat,” he scolds when you get a little too close to oikawa. “but it was an accident!” you insist, but he knows damn well it wasn’t

loves shoving his cock down your throat n facefucking you with no mercy <3 he calls you his pretty girl when your mascara leaves black tracks down your cheeks

spits in your mouth after he eats you out because he asks if you want a taste and you say yes

wraps his hand around your throat when he kisses you from behind

talked abt this more here but he’s always giving you massages and helping you do stretches because he wants you to be healthy <3 he’s so sweet and caring <3 it’s definitely not because he can split you in half on his cock when he helps you get more flexible <3

blows your back out and then gives you a massage to make up for it

…he gets jealous easily and will make sure people know you’re his girl. hand on your ass or your thigh at all times, the love bites on your neck on full display, whispers in your ear when he knows people are looking. he just can’t help it, he doesn’t wanna share you :(

you don’t wanna share him either. how could you possibly share your six foot, beefy, broody (sometimes), smart, athletic sweetheart of a boyfriend with anyone?

[madewithspice]

could you write some armin hcs? <3

Sorry this took too long. Hope you like it nonnie

Armin headcanons

I imagine Armin as the type of bf who would see you as his muse. He writes little poems about you when he feels that simple words can't express what he feels when he sees you. At every anniversary he gives you his notebook with all those poem. You two end feeling emotional all the time.

He plays the guitar. He found a new purpose in his talent now that you're in his life. He doesn't sing but loves to hear you humming the tunes he plays. Sometimes he plays the guitar for your relaxation after a long day. I feel he has soft delicate fingers that he really takes care of.

I believe he also knits. It started as a joke when you two adopted a cat and he made a small beanie for it but now he makes everything. He loves making scarfs for you since you get cold easily in the winter.

Relating to the crafts and arts Armin makes you bracelets and necklaces. Sometimes with seashells that he finds at the beach.

I see him as a cat person. He has two of them one orange and one black cat, both of them were found outside his house and they were too cute to be resisted.

Has a collection with rocks he found from trips with you. No further explanation. He gives those vibes

When he's in deep sleep he wets his pillow with a huge amount of drool. Not a snoring type of guy but he breaths heavily while he’s sleeping.

-Markie

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Thanks for tagging me @beevean! Has been ages since i've done one of these :D

Last song: I have been heavily vibing with Shania Twain's Ka-Ching for some absurd reason. Its like Money, Money, Money but more cunty

Fav color: Sage green and black 💚🖤

Currently reading: Sarah Waters' Tipping the Velvet. I am OBSESSED. I mean seriously. It's crossdressing, smoking theatre lesbians in Victorian England (@bluecatwriter 👀). What more could you possibly want?

Last movie: My favorite one! The Philosophers (After the Dark). In which a hot but heavily troubled philosophy teacher (think wet cat violent sad boy) takes on a rather unhinged apocalypse thought experiment with his students on the last day of class.

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fav color: Orange or Green 🧡💚

currently reading: Dracula, Ainda Estou Aqui and Phantom of the Opera (bad organization moment)

last movie: Paris is burning (1990)

last show: Uh, probably Interview with the vampire S2 as well

last obsession: Hundred Line Last Defense Academy is consuming me. Other than that, Hadestown

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[ruleofrosethorns]

notes for kuwtm!! (since some of yall seem to really enjoy this au)

the main au takes place a few months after SH3

james is here because harry kinda just felt like visiting sh after a couple of years and lo n behold

CAR IN TOLUCA LAKE FEAT. DEPRESSED WET CAT!!

he saved wittle old james and the rest is history

Harry DID NOT DIE because his protective bf (james) saved his sleepy ass

they decided to go on a road trip to Silent Hill and fuck around for a bit

(i might start writing a separate thing for that hehe)

anyway at some point harry got separated from the gang(tm) and went to alchemilla hospital

AND HOLY SHIT LISA IS HERE SHE IS VIBING

(oh and Maria was out and about terrorizing James like old times <3)

pretty much there's just a group of monsters who are kinda just hanging out and smoking weed

they're cool w/ the gang and through undisclosed plot developments i'm still tryna work out in my brain-

the weed-smoking sh group survives the purge of Harold Mason and move into the human world

not directly next to but in the same area as the Masons (much to their concern (except for Heather))

and thus, the mlm wlw rivalry begins /j

Heather enjoys hanging out w/ them but Harry and James are UNDERSTANDABLY conflicted

like idk bro letting our adopted daughter hang out with the manifestations of my guilt seems kinda wack...

but regardless they all love Lisa because she has never done anything wrong ever

Harry's alright(???) w/ Maria and PH?? James is mostly just annoyed by Maria and PANICKED BY PH

Harry and Lisa are honorary siblings <3 they didn't really get to know each other during SH but that all changed when Lisa moved in

Maria and Lisa are in love and sort of formed a found family with the monsters. co-workers of the otherworld ig

the monsters sort of look up to Maria and Lisa as mother figures, PH being the weird uncle that they all love bc he supplies them weed

James & Harry tend to COINCIDENCELY run into Maria & Lisa whenever they go on a date its an ongoing issue

Most of the monsters can't really go outside?? (y'know because grotesque eldritch horrors aren't "allowed" in public SMH)

So Maria, Lisa & Heather usually go on shopping sprees to get their demonic buddies things that they want

Unfortunately Lisa sometimes starts leaking blood so that's sometimes an issue

(she has to inhale & hold her breath to keep it at bay for long periods of time)

She is like a balloon

ALSO Harry is still an author!! He's moved away from murder mystery's and works on supernatural horror & non-fiction novels about certain cults...

NOT BECAUSE OF SH OR ANYTHING HAHA

James doesn't really have a job.

he just sort of fucks around and gets a new part time job every time the last one realizes he has been legally declared missing for 12-13 years

Heather's still in school (doing her last year), had to repeat once because of SH3 kinda resulting in her family needing a REAL vacation

Maria and Lisa don't have jobs. No one knows how they managed to rent a house. James thinks they probably killed the landlord.

Like seriously, where does their money keep coming from.

Heather asked one day and Lisa spoiled the mystery by admitting they sell random demonic items they find in the Otherworld.

SPEAKING OF HEATHER. she is a girl liker. i don't make the rules (i do)

Harry is also teaching her piano (yknow for puzzle related purposes), James "trys" to help her maths homework to various degrees of success.

James does most of the cooking, but can and will resort to eating dirt if needed.

(He doesn't cook because he's good at it or enjoys it tho. it's not like he is better than Harry at cooking-he just REALLY wants to help out around the house)

Oh also James &  Harry got married a few years before the events of SH3. It was a tough decision for them at first but Heather helped them work things out

(She also hijacked the music at the reception and played My Chemical Romance)

Maria n Lisa had thought about marriage but they're sort of stuck with each other for eternity sooOo

LEMME TALK ABOUT HARRIA REAL QUICK (yes harv i have coined that name it is TOO GOOD)

So Maria is directly, y'know, connected to James' subconscious, so she can go back and forth between the forms

Again, James fell in luv w/ Harry and SH panicked and said "FUCK MARIA CHANGE UR PFP"

At first she didn't have much control over it?? So like a year after SH2, Maria's just chilling w/ Lisa and then POOF

HARRIA. And Lisa's like "AYO :O I KNOW THAT GUY?!" So they found out about the boyfriends PRETTY early on

It took a few months, but she managed to figure out how to shapeshift at will. Turns out shes genderfluid!

But after SH3 she doesn't use it that much (yknow considering harry is RIGHT THERE) but she will shapeshift just to fuck w/ people

James is ashamed to admit he actually fell for it once (he was SLEEPY and half-awake, okay?!)

Harry was a lil bit freaked out at first but now he just thinks it's kinda cool

Heather just thinks it funny that this eldritch demonic horror from another world is basically just a yassified vers of her dad and James' ex-wife

>:3