#wh viggo

[ness-plays-wizards]

Lucious Route Chapter 4 (11-17)

Last time on the Lucious route, Liz and Lucious escape a crumbling dimension, debate about Hugo’s extremely obvious motives, and have an accidental hand holding sessions that’s interrupted by the portrait of Lucious’s ex.

Everybody learns that the invisible wall is now gone, so they can leave. Alfonse and Caesar assume that heterosexual things happened between Liz and Lucious, and Lucious puts his “Insulting Liz” cap on. Alfonse knows he’s lonely, which Lucious tries to deny. Very badly, might I add.

I’m not sure what it is about Lucious, but this behavior isn’t remotely cute, like I think it’s trying to be. It just feels really childish and embarrassing. I know he actually has a good reason to be lonely but like. still.

So then we cut to Liz in her dorm room where Amelia also assumes Liz and Lucious did heterosexual things, but then the conversation takes a different turn:

Well that’s a little heavy for 9 pm, isn’t it?

Liz wonders what happened to Claudia after Lucious was locked in the Labyrinth and Amelia suggests she look up Claudia in the library to find out. The next morning, Liz goes to do that, but she runs into a little problem

good to know gedonelune is sexist like real life too /s

Liz finds a promising book that supposedly just about Claudia, but on her way to check it out, she trips over someone’s leg. When she goes to tell him off (because what other fucking woman goes to this school besides liz and amelia), who should she be faced with other than one of my least favorite people in this app?

Liz and Viggo have an ulcer inducing conversation that includes Viggo being InTiMiDaTiNg, but he lets it slip that Claudia spent her last years in a mansion in Queensblade.

Liz goes to the headmaster’s office, but instead finds Schuyler, who still has a bad case of the resting bitch face. Liz explains that she needs to go to Queensblade (even though she doesn’t know where in Queensblade the fucking mansion even is), and Schuyler actually signs off on it, so now there’s nothing stopping Liz from taking an ill-planned trip to Queenblade.

Wasn’t there supposed to be a war between Gedonelune and Queensblade-

So Liz gets on the train and stares at the book about Claudia while thinking about Claudia instead of reading the damn book to get more information about Claudia. Then Mischa appears in the compartment and decides to tag along with Liz. Liz briefly wonders whose familiar Mischa is, but quickly dismisses the thought, which I’m sure will have no lasting consequences on the plot. It’s not like Mischa is secretly Hugo’s familiar or anything.

Ahem.

Queued for November 1

[eye-cri]

Shout out to me and Aidma 🗣🗣❗️we got a birthday today 💯❗️

So I decided to bring back the birthday meme series in a different font 😁 enjoy (Part 1. There will be 2 other parts, all posted today, instead of waiting for another year for each. Lolzies!!)

I love re-using this CG to always portray Vincent as a middle aged frat boy 😭😭 it's just so funny, like look at him every time I re-use the pic and try to tell me it doesn't get funnier every time.

[ashiastraea]

Unfortunately, I don't know how to add this one to the original post, but here's another version of Viggo with the orginal wizardess heart background😊✨️

[tenebrius-excellium]

Viggo, stammering: But wh-what happened to Maces and Talons?

Hiccup, innocently bottle-feeding Zephyr: Yeah, what did happen to Maces and Talons?

Bro moved into a whole different season of his life and his arch-enemy did NOT get the memo lol

[just-a-little-silly]

Wizardess Heart Ocs!

(Okay soo technically they’re multifandom but I’m hyperfixated on them in WH so I just drew how I picture them for it :3)

These would be their casual outfits i think????…did i get ridiculously carried away? yeah. as usual.

Anyways here’s some stuff about them:

• They’re rly just a tight-knit group of girls trying to make it through the school year of their magic academy :P

• Měi Líng and Safiya are humans but Lynn is a siren, Yessenia is a nymph, Kajal is fae and Abena…well no one knows what Abena is. She’s never said anything about it and all the girls know not to ask-

• As for their main ships: Měi Líng is w/ Leslie, Kajal is w/ Zeus, Safiya is w/ Elias and Yessenia is w/ Viggo^^ Lynn and Abena don’t have partners as of now

• Měi Líng, Kajal and Abena are Night Class students while Yessenia, Safiya and Lynn are Day Class students

• Kajal and Yessenia are childhood friends! Their families have been close for several centuries, Safiya and Lynn are also childhood friends though their families don’t really know each other too well

• Lynn is royalty! She’s the youngest princess of her kingdom under the sea. Yessenia and Kajal both come from aristocratic families, Měi Líng was raised in a military household, Safiya was raised in a peaceful village and again, no one really knows anything about Abena’s past-

• Also fun thing I wanted to note: Lynn’s fin design thing on her outfit is actually what her tail looks like!! (Shes a siren so she has a mer form skjakak and yeahh)

I can’t think of anything else to blab about as of now😭 Maybe I’ll make a more detailed post for each of them at a later time^^

[evilwriter37]

6 for the ask game

Show us a bit of a WIP!

Wish I could, but I posted the bigger one I was working on yesterday (Tears of Gold). I have yet to start another one-shot.

Oh.

Oh wait.

I can torment you with one of the Whumpuary fics.

You have to wait till the 17th for the entirety of this fic, but:

Hiccup came to quickly. He threw himself up into a sitting position, nearly hurting his back with how quickly he jerked up.

“Astrid!” His voice was hoarse, his throat dry. He coughed, gagged on the dryness, then tried calling again. “Fishlegs? Ruff, Tuff? Snotlout?”

There was no answer, and as Hiccup looked around, he realized that he was in his own cell, alone. Where had his friends been taken?

“I’m glad you’re alive.” 

The voice was all too familiar. Hiccup scrambled up to his foot and prosthesis, stumbled back a little as Viggo appeared from the shadows on the other side of the cell door.

“Wh-what?” Hiccup was confused. “What do you mean by that?”

Viggo smiled at him. “Well, you see, my dear, not everyone reacted to the dragon root gas the same as you.” 

Hiccup’s heart fell into his toes, mouth gaping.

[memoria-99]

First impressions on the names in WH

Elias: Looks like a Christian

Luca: Vocaloid Luka

Yukiya: Snow? Is he Japanese?

Klaus: Santa Claus

Randy: Somehow rhymes with candy

Azusa: Another Japanese style name

Joel:

Vincent: Van Gogh

Leon: He doesn't look like lion

Cerim: Never heard of that name

Guy: Ofc he's not a girl

Glenn:

Leslie: Never seen a boy using this name

Sigurd: How should I pronounce sig part?

Mel: On

Zeus: Greek god crazy for women

Hiro: Hero

Alfonse: Daudet

Caesar: Where's Cleopatra

Lucious: Malfoy?

Hugo: The author of Les Miserables

Hisoka: Pedophilia clown

Rembrandt: Painter

Nox: Greek goddess of night

Rex: Dinosaur or rabbit

Gray: What a half-hearted naming

Ted: Teddy bear

Lars: Mars

Clive: Olive

Florin: Floor in

Albert: Camus

Light: Opposite of dark or heavy?

Felix: Pretty name

Vain: All went in vain

Viggo: Vigorously

Randolph: I'm more familiar with Rudolph

Schuyler: Sky Lurr

Merculova: Is he Russian?

Zett: Z

Eress: Pretty

Brunhild: Isn't that the woman from some myth

Taffy: Candy

Ronny: Weasley?

Chica: Brushing teeth

Mischa: Karamazov brothers

Fandamilla: "Fan"damilla

Scherazade: Arabian Nights

Lulu, Belle: Disney character Lulubelle

Kureha: Sounds strong

[ask-viggo-dagur-and-eret]

Eret, what do you think about you x Hiccup?

Eret: Well if I had to be honest, I think that we could make it work. If Astrid wasn't in the picture, I think that I would won him over by now. But, I'm not that kind of person to hurt a friend and go behind Astrid's back on her boyfriend. I'm a gentleman, not a prick.

Dagur: Ooh, you're a keeper!

Eret: Wh-Get the f@ck out!

Dagur: Viggo! Guess what Eret just admitted!

Eret: Sorry anon, I have to go and I don't want to get blood on my new laptop.

[the-starry-seas]

Silly Game Time: Firstly, think of a quote you like. It could be because you find it profound, inspiring, or just plain funny. It could be a famous quote by a notable person, or something that a personal aquaintance said to you alone, or a line from a story of any kind.

Secondly, share it with us ... WITHOUT using any vowels!

(For Example: "s nw tht th crcmstnc f n's brth s rrlvnt. t s wht y d wth th gft f lf tht dtrmns wh y re." - Mwtw)

Th McDnld’s frnch fry s nblvbl. Whn y bt nt t, y thnk: t’s s tsty, t cn’t b rl. s sn s t gts cld, t trns t lrd nd flbbl. mn, hv y vr trd t t McDnld’s frnch fry tht’s gn cld? Tht’s n f th crcls f hll. Th glf btwn th wrm, frsh, lghtly sltd McDnld’s frnch fry nd th cld McDnld’s frnch fry s s grt glf s ny knw. - Vgg Mrtnsn

and because idk how many people actually know this, I put the full quote under the cut

The McDonald’s french fry is unbelievable. When you bite into it, you think: It’s so tasty, it can’t be real. As soon as it gets cold, it turns to lard and flubble. I mean, have you ever tried to eat a McDonald’s french fry that’s gone cold? That’s one of the circles of hell. The gulf between the warm, fresh, lightly salted McDonald’s french fry and the cold McDonald’s french fry is as great a gulf as any I know. - Viggo Mortensen

[ind1exo]

[ How I Pronounce WH Characters' Names ]

Elias Goldstein: (2017) El-li-yahs Gold-steen; (Now) El-li-yis Gold-steen

Yukiya Reizen: (2017) Yu-kai-yah Rey-zin; (Now) Yu-key-ya Rey-zin

Luca Orlem: Lu-ka Or-lem

Klaus Goldstein: Claus Gold-steen

Randy March: Ran-dee March

Azusa Kuze: Uh-zu-sa Ku-zay

Joel Crawford: (2017) Johl Crawford; (Now) Jo-el Crawford

Vincent Knight: Vincent Night

Leon: Leon

Cerim Leiado: Ser-im Lay-ah-do

Guy Brighton: Guy Brai-tin

Glenn Qing: Glenn King

Leslie Roseblade: Les-lee Rose-blade

Sigurd Curtis: Sih-gurd Kur-tis

Mel Glover: Mehl Glow-ver

Zeus Brundle: Zeus Brun-dul

Hiro Tachibana: He-ro Tah-chi-ba-na

Alfonse Goldstein: Al-fonse Gold-steen

Caesar Raphael: See-zar Ra-fai-el

Lucious Duller: (2018) Luh-cious Dul-ler; (Months ago) Lu-see-is Dul-ler; (Now) Lu-cious Dul-ler I've taken years of vacations off the game twice so that's why the timeline is drastic

Hugo Peers: Hue-go Peers

Hisoka Hagakure: He-so-ka Ha-ga-ku-rae

Willem V. Rembrandt: Will-em V. Rem-brant

Nox Noir: Nohx No-ar

Rex Blanc: Rehx Blahnk

Gray: Gray

Ted: Tehd

Lars Lagrene: Lars Lah-gren

Clive Lagrene: Clive Lah-gren

Florin Arden: Floor-in Ar-den

Albert Auburne: Ahl-bert Au-burn

Light Fildora: Light Fill-dora

Felix: Feel-lix

Viggo: Vih-go

Vain: Vain

Zett: Zeht

Augustus Cole: Au-gist-us Kole

Scarlett Quinn: Skar-let Quin

Randolph: Randolph

Conrad Schuyler: Cohn-rad Sk-huy-ler (It's hard to tell how his last name is actually pronounced...)

Loran Merkulova: Low-ran Mer-ku-lova

Thanatos: Than-na-tohs

Lacan: Lah-kan

Carbuncle: Car-bun-kle

Eress: Air-ess

Ronnie: Rah-nee

Chica: Chi-ka

Mischa: Mees-cha (Surprisingly, since my accent is supposed to make me say Mihs-cha like mischievous)

Chocolate Cake (Coco): I just call him Coco because saying the whole name is a pain. Luca reference

Nidhogg: Nihd-hog

Shu: Shoo

[dark-wizardess]

Not me still being salty that Viggo didn't get a route.... how long has it been bruh-

Lowkey still hoping for a sudden wizardess heart revival lmao

[ness-plays-wizards]

Caesar Route Chapter 7 (1-10) *Special Ides of March Bonus Post*

Last time on the Caesar route, Liz and Caesar visit a circus run by a child abuser that Caesar stayed at? Was trapped at? Unclear. Caesar tries to kill the Ringmaster but Liz stops him. I’m sure the ensuing argument will be very well-thought out and not childish or lacking in nuance at all.

I’m scheduling this for the Ides of March because what better way to celebrate the Ides of March than by airing a segment of the route for the guy named Caesar? It was divine inspiration. I just really hope a fight comes in this chapter so that I can make stab jokes.

Liz and Caesar escape from the Ringmaster through the window and are pursued through the streets by the circus workers, who have decided that they should totally just stab Caesar. Caesar slows them down with nonlethal magic and they escape into an alleyway.

Caesar finally gives up his backstory with the circus. It’s where he met Zett too, apparently, and they began stealing food because the circus did not meet OSHA or child labor standards. Liz and Caesar have a Touching Moment of Connection, but then the carnies catch up to them.

The carnies have them surrounded, so Liz and Caesar fight their way out with magic. 

How big is this fucking circus??

So then the Ringmaster comes and is all like “Oh, I’m not a villain! Im just a poor little meow meow. The real villain is the abuse survivor next to you!” The Ringmaster tries to spin the story to make the circus the good guys? I’m going to assume that’s just a straight up lie. And then the Ringmaster reveals everything Caesar just said as if its some big reveal.

I literally can’t keep track of these twists anymore.

And then the twist is “Caesar illegally entered the magic academy.” However that’s possible. And that he plans to steal the treasure of the academy. Which makes no sense because academy security is so lax that if he was really going to do that he literally would have already done that.

Bitch, what threads!!

I’m gonna need this man to shut the fuck up, pronto.

So apparently this is The Plan. The Big Twist. The Reveal. Maybe I just haven’t been paying a ton of attention to this route but this doesn’t feel properly foreshadowed. Or maybe it’s because they already established that the Ringmaster is a huge liar so you can’t really trust anything he says. Jesus, who was in charge of writing this reveal?

That’s the plot of like at least a quarter of these romance routes. 

So in conclusion, I guess the real traitor was Caesar! I suppose some dramatic “et tu’s” are in order?

The carnies make the 40 Roman senators and attack Caesar (and also Liz) while Liz is reeling from the Big Reveal (if it’s even true or going to stick). 

Holy shit!!! I can’t believe this! And on the Ides of March too!!!! I can’t. This is too perfect.

I mean, that question kind of answers itself, doesn’t it?

So Caesar is protecting Liz from the carnies, she can’t fucking fight, FOR SOME REASON!!! And then mist ex machina pours into the alley, which takes the form of a giant fist.

.......... Scanlan Shorthalt?

So Scanlan’s Hand fights off the carnies and apparently the guy who cast it is that asshole from the detention center. Woo /s. Viggo joins the fight and is an asshole about it because how else would he act? And he causes a shit ton of property damage, because he wasn’t enough of a shithead.

And that brings us to the conclusion of the Ides of March special! I’m so glad that Caesar got stabbed in these chapters because otherwise this would have been a really lackluster special.

Queued for: March 15

[eye-cri]

Day 27. Viggo's message

Okay emo

[hisui-cotton]

A couple of very messy Viggo and liz doodles

[thatwisegirl]

They have the same personality type like me!

Except my enneagram is 5w6

[ind1exo]

First Impressions of WH Characters (In My POV)

The reactions I had were based on their appearance, trailers, or their appearances in routes. Some of these may be goofy but just bare with me, thanks.

Elias - Link?! (From Legend of Zelda)

Yukiya - Ike?! (From Fire Emblem)

Luca - He doesn't look like any of the characters I recognize... He's just green and that's it.

Klaus - Like Santa claus?

Randy - He looks like a nice guy and also giving off zesty vibes.

Azusa - He's so pretty! Why is there so many "???" in his bio? welp

Joel - Wow a cute boy with different colored eyes!

Vincent - He looks... kind of old.

Leon - He looks strange and why is he white all over?

Cerim - Why tf did he put a knife on the MC's throat? I don't like him already.

Guy - Well he IS a guy...

Glenn - A samurai warrior looking guy is in a wizard game?

Leslie - Is that a girl? *Quickly realizes it's a boy* Oh, duh-

Sigurd - Never thought I'd see a purple haired boy with yellow eyes. Odd.

Mel - This guy has an attitude for someone younger than the MC-

Zeus - He seems like a pompous prick based off that CG of him cornering MC.

Klaus 2 - OMG KLAUS GOT A SEQUEL?! *Does the route immediately*

Hiro - Emo boy vibes.

Alfonse - He looks an AWFUL lot like Elias and Klaus. Suspicious.

Caesar - *Thinks of Julius Caesar... then of Caesar salad.* A character that turns into a pig is... Well, alright then.

Lucious - Femboy prince vibes over here!

Hugo - Isn't that an enemy? We get to date an enemy now?

Hisoka - I can tell he's not a human by his appearance. He reminds me of Sascha from BiR.

Rembrandt - Hold up we're dating the Headmaster now??? How is that supposed to work-

Nox - Didn't really care to know about him at first What is he wearing? Is he a prince or something?

Rex - Also didn't really care to know about him at first He was a night classer? Why does he kind of look good in that night class uniform though?

Gray - His name is a color? Alright... He probably went by something else originally. And I bet he's some bratty pretty boy prince based off that smug of his... not sure where I drew that conclusion

Ted - Ted like Teddy bear? Wow we're really dating more furries and animals...

Lars - He seems to really like the MC a LOT. I feel bad that his own brother hates him. Woah that dancing CG though!

Clive - Uhh why does he hate his brother so much? That one face is creepy af. I don't really like him ehh- aged REALLY badly

Florin - He seems okay but, I don't like his last name. I've had conflict with someone who's name was this guy's last name so... yeah

Albert - He's wearing clothes similar to Klaus... An Auburne?!

Light - He lowkey reminds me of Dark Pit (From Kid Icarus Uprising). And... very creative name.

Viggo - A random emo night classer I guess.

Vain - What in the world are these strange looking characters?

Felix - Ugh he looks so scary and emotionless-

Lacan - Phew, glad he's way more friendlier than Felix.

Liz Hart (Older design) - I expected her to appear Japanese... She looks cute but I don't. Like. The. Hair.

Liz Hart (Newer design) - Thank the Lords!! She looks SO much better now.

Amelia Nile - I like her vibe. I was worried about a potentially bad roommate before I even saw her.

Augustus - He seems like one of those athletic frat boys, I guess.

Scarlett - Finally a female lover! ...Only in the spin offs? Uh, alright? At least Amelia gets some action herself.

Randolph - *Automatically thinks of Rudolph the red nosed Reindeer for some reason*

Schuyler - He seems edgy and I have a bad feeling about him.

Merkulova - I can tell he's the nicest professor.

Carbuncle - Looks like a Pokémon.

Taffy - Like the Laffy Taffy candy?

Eress - Is she a bug?

Ronny - This squirrel has an attitude-

Chica - Her name is literally girl-

Mischa - She seems suspiciously neutral.

Hachi - I like him already with the occasional "woof woof" he does.

Chocolate Cake - Is that supposed to resemble Morgana..? That's bootleg Morgana.

Nidhogg - I don't like how he looks like an Oni, he's definitely not a friend at first. *Originally gave him Monokuma voice*

Shu - Aww, a cute dragon!