#what in the hell is bad

[tuxud7]

OH YES

Aroused Luci.

OH YESSSS. The peek of his holy fangs guys...

OHH YESSS. Smug Luci.

*deep inhale*

He's here guys... Pray for me. I WANT HIM.

[mydahliarose]

coming soon to whb

I reincarnated into a zombie game as a headless boyfriend

[livelaughlovesubs]

CATAGELOPHILIA??? CATAGELOPHILIA??

“Catagelophilia is the sexual arousal from being humiliated, ridiculed, or made fun of in private or public”

OMG A CONFIRMED SUB CHARACTER??? OR AT LEAST SWITCH?? AND HE’S CUTE!!!!

[skyeslittlecorner]

Asmo's Selfie Reflections

First I'll have a little cry about the fact that there are no comics in the new cards. We've been robbed. Best part of the cards, along with the stories, is gone…

At least the prologue, with the presence of the kings and their right hands, was simply wonderful (Bael and his instant killing spree when he saw Beel <33)

I waited so long for Asmo that when he showed up it seemed unreal. He got everything. Most of my favorite physical features - checked. Glimmers of depth in behavior - checked. Being a dark and shady bitch - checked.

Plus, it's my personal thing, but seeing that nearly all my headcanons and assumptions for him matched reality made me squeal like a little girl.

Finally.

It doesn't surprise me at all that one of the the most powerful weapons of Hell is not so much physical, but mental force. Feelings that neither devils nor angels can resist. Love and desire have long been portrayed as some of the most powerful things, I have come across Greek motifs quite often, where the most powerful yet hidden gods were Eros or Aphrodite. As long as the spirit wants to fight, the body will follow, but without the spirit, what is left?

Especially since his order turns off your brain and tells you to follow, no matter how absurd it may be.

Asmo and his mind-fucks can help his own as well as his enemies. Especially since it seems that devils are quite traumatized after meeting him, and if they don't, they are locked up in Abbadon.

Although, it seems that he can control his abilities perfectly. He was able to blend in with the crowd and no one knew who he was.

Ahem I just have to stare at him every five seconds. My equivalent of breathing. And speaking of breathing…

*Grabs bottle of sanitizer and a mask* My dear, I know your (not)bathing routine and I still have pandemic supplies with me.

I love that the kings cover the entire spectrum of their specialties, especially the extremes. Satan is the avatar of anger, but he can keep his cool like no other when he needs to. Mammon is the avatar of greed, yet he is the most generous of demons. You get the idea. Same here, Asmo is both the lust and the love, the ultimate playboy and a loving husband.

And not only that, but complete lack of emotions and cold calculation too.

Oh yes, one of your sons is pretty famous, Vox Akuma as i heard. I really confused them when I saw Asmo for the first time-

Knowing how dark the rest of this is, I'm afraid of what you mean.

What follows is pure madness, and not really in a positive sense. Real madness and exhaustion. I had high hopes that he would take away any senses and twist in every direction, but he does it in such a beautiful way. And what's better, he loses himself too.

I only remember Satan, who at the end of Ch1 gave in to his anger so much that he almost killed Sitri and Ppyong. Asmo seems similar to me, completely lost in lust - only for a long time, without Mammon to calm him down, and without any scruples or limiting his power. If that's the case, then the devils of Abbadon must be damn strong. Crazy, but strong.

It's hard for me to describe anything after that, because it's hard for me to put six days into just a few words??? Literally. I have no idea how to describe it. I've read it a good few (a dozen) times and my brain turns off and goes into fangirl mode instead.

He seems as sweet as he is cold… which intrigues me even more, because so far he gives me the impression of a third party. He is not with the angels, and he is with the rest of the demons because it pays off for him.

At least one thing doesn't change.

Everyone loves to piss off Satan <3

I know that was a very polite analysis. That's not how I planned it, but just, just want to shove my phone into each of your hands and tell you to read it yourself because it's indescribable 😭

I already love this guy, and if he wants to sacrifice me in some twisted way, I'll even pour oil on myself to make the flames smell nice. Am I crazy? Yes. Am I ashamed? Absolutely not. Abbadon, here I come.

[arashrine]

★≈Submissive Top Sitri≈★

I'M BACK,with more variety of fandom,I got submitted to therapy but oh well,I kinda forget how to write too.

also I have an exam coming im going to cry

Cw/Tw:NSFW CONTENT AHEAD,sitri's heartbeat kink...??(⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠),idk very ooc I just really wanna fuck sitri

Submissive top sitri! Who doesn't like to beg or ask so he just kinda expects you to know when he's in the mood:(, he's desperately trying to give you codes and signals but you won't even notice it!

Submissive top sitri! Who love listening to your heartbeats whenever you're embraced with him,playing with your hairs as his thrust become sloppy and wet, squelching sounds coming out in the same rhyme as your moans!!

Submissive top sitri! Who's so gentle with you he treat you as if you were about to break if he get too rough! But he did it by accident anyway:(,he quickly apologize it to you after you were conscious again!

Submissive top sitri! Who doesn't want you to absorb another demons energy except than his!! You're meant for him after all,in heaven,hell or earth!:(( he's resisting the urges to just pull you to his embrace and shoo the other demons away!! But he can't because then his Majesty would get jealous:(

Submissive top sitri! Who does aftercare really really good! His hands gently rubbing your scalps with a shampoo he make sure scent's won't make you feel overwhelmed, as he serve you with all the things you might want to have to feel comfortable!

Submissive top sitri! Who let you top once and now addicted to it! Watching you bounce on his dick as you whimpers and let out those sweeter than tea shrills is so addicting he might never get enough of it!

[yuuka29]

Here's a full body drawing of my oc ;)

I wanted to post her manga style sooner... But here she is now.

(oh and the drawing requests are going to be open in few weeks again.)

Anyway... hope you guys like her manga style (⁠◡⁠ ⁠ω⁠ ⁠◡⁠)

[starphishuou]

I'm sorry but someone had to say it

[liviavanrouge]

Like a Puppy

Eve: *Rests her hands on her growing stomach, smiling slightly* They're lively today...

Satan: *Rests his cheek against her belly* Hey, little shits, whatcha doing?

Eve: Satan! Do not call them that!

Satan: ....Little Brats, whatcha do- *Perks up, feeling something press against his cheek*

Sitri: I think the baby kicked...

Satan: *Perks up, feeling another kick*

Eve: *Laughs, watching Satan grin*

Satan: You brats gonna challenge your dad eh, don't expect me to go easy on you both when you're older!

Eve: *Smiles, patting the demon kings head, Satan resting his head on her stomach*

Sitri: *Smiles slightly* His majesty looks like an overgrown puppy

[rette-artchive]

Zagan is such a shy baby 😭😭

[otomebubble]

[tuxud7]

Whether anyone is winning the 'butt contest' or not, I'm eating up all the Lucifer and Asmo's crumbs. Luci literally roasts the shit outta Asmo and Asmo clearly he enjoys it.

Literally them.

[mydahliarose]

Lucifer leaving heaven for good reasons but still loving his brothers dearly.

What Michael heard and saw instead in his deteriorating mental state:

[livelaughlovesubs]

Omg okay so- my friend’s friend has an older brother, okay? And my friend has been complaining to me about him, saying, “he’s such an ass.” Or, “just because other people are having fun doesn’t mean he has to ruin it.”

So, I wondered if I knew him and asked her what his name was.

She then said nonchalantly, “Raphael. Idk that names weird.”

And here I am, flabbergasted, trying to keep a straight face while saying, “pff- yea, like, who’d ever name their child Raphael??”

[skyeslittlecorner]

Sitri's stay at the Hades Academy

I'm in the middle of the Sitri event and a quick thought came to me. His time in Hades is one of my favorite plotlines. Of course he studied at the academy, but I bet his brothers the nobles also had a hand in raising this little savage. Headcanons time!

Glasyalabolas didn't really care about his existence, but when he saw that this blue sheep was wandering around pointlessly, he decided to be the responsible adult and take care of him. Of course he would be incredibly annoying. If he got too close, he'd end up having his fingers bitten off. Sitri wisely decided that if Glasya took care of the dismembered hand, he would shut up. Over time, Sitri would calm down, but sometimes, when he heard a familiar voice in the distance, he would grind his teeth…

Barbatos taught Sitri how to speak; or rather, it was his voice that Sitri heard most often in the silent Hades. For some reason, the other nobles didn't like the idea of ​​a second sun fanatic. Neither Sitri nor Barbatos had any idea what was bothering them. Until he was sent to the academy, he followed Barbatos around all the time. Although he didn't know Gehenna yet, his heart already carved for loud laughter, chaotic crowd and their sharp, loving king. And the best and only way to handle this emptiness was Barbatos' cheerful presence.

Foras may not have hated him, for that was a big word; but he was utterly scandalized by the presence of that uncivil rapscallion in the most perfect palace in all Hell. Why did His Highness pay attention to him? Why was he wasting his precious time? And why, worst of all, did he tell Foras to waste time watching him? Sitri of course felt that something was following him, but he didn't consider it to be anything important. Which was even more insulting to Foras. Fortunately, before the two young demons had a chance to fight for good, Sitri was given so many responsibilities that his lack of attention had a better explanation than being a menace (which he was).

Orias came to Hades, he saw that hunting Levi was pointless, because this strange new one was trying to hunt him, and that's not how they play, goodbye guys he’ll be back when all this drama is over.

[arashrine]

Hope nobody done this.

[sadcacao]

Wow how come that I didn't know about this game?! is so fun and the artwork and the story is just amazing ✨👌😳