#what in hell is bad Raphael

[shonwithnohope]

well since the majority said so 🤷‍♀️

here you go~

Warning: Raphael's secret chat below

tbh, I found this chat somewhat cute (-////-)

[omkookie]

"I didn't strip for you to see, but I won't stop you if you want to."

"Damn, I'm hot even naked like this. You, come and take off my swimsuit."

"If you drown, I'll bring you to Heaven. Keke."

"I'm wondering if I should kidnap you and bring you to Heaven"

"And as a Christmas gift, I could just grab you and kidnap you back with me"

"Hey, smile. You were right, I wanted to see you smile."

"I missed you."

"You, I like you."

Bonus!

Raphael: "Do something until I want to send you back."

Raphael said, cupping your cheeks as if he were playing with a toy, then gradually lowering his hands to trace the nape of your neck, your shoulders, and the soft parts of your forearms playfully.

Info:

These are all taken from the Christmas, Beach, and Evolution stories, + some of his chats. This post will be updated if raphy says he wants to kidnap mc again

Raphy artwork was made by the WHB artist Nori!

[the-great-empress]

¿Angels? Angels

*The three seraphim try to kill Om! Mc and take Luke*

om Michael: *appears* Not while I'm alive

[livelaughlovesubs]

No joke now, Raphael has the best reason to hate Beelzebub. That man tries to eat him whenever they meet! I’d be scared too! But I find it so funny cuz- the other seraphim’s are like

: I hate Satan cuz (maybe) he ruined my plan of murdering Solomon’s descendant.

: I hate Levi cuz his coffin is too tough.

Then we have Rara: I hate beel cuz he tried to eat me, multiple times ;-;

[d34dlysinner]

What I think they would do on the streets during the "Christmas Miracle"

Or just when they're very kind to eachother

[rae-pss]

maybe it's me (it isn't) but the angels... (🧍‍♀️✨)

plus, of course, my beloved minhyeok & solomon.

[hes-sunshine-im-midnight-rain]

Gamigin event but from the POV of the angels

[harunayuuka2060]

WHB Not A Descendant (Cont.)

MC: ...

Raphael and Gabriel: ...

MC: ...

MC: This feels weird for some reason...

Raphael and Gabriel: ...

Raphael: *smirks* I didn’t get the chance to fully appreciate your face when we first met, but now that I have, I must say—you have an unexpectedly adorable look about you.

Gabriel: Indeed.

MC: ...

MC: You flirt like a kindergartener. *to Raphael*

Raphael: Excuse me?

MC: And you, *to Gabriel* get plastic surgery.

Gabriel: *a vein popped on his forehead*

MC: *seeing their annoyed faces* That's more like it.

Foras: *appears* MC, the food is ready. You should eat.

MC: Okay.

Foras: ...

Foras: Are you planning to eat in front of them?

MC: Yes.

Foras: *worried* Won't you lose your appetite?

MC: That's why you're here to distract me. *saying that matter-of-factly*

Foras: ...

Foras: *blushes* I see.

Raphael and Gabriel: ...

Lucifer: ...

MC: ...

Buer: ...MC, His Majesty Lucifer requests that you relinquish the angel wings you have acquired.

MC: Don't wanna.

Buer: You have no right to refuse.

MC: You said it's a request.

Buer: That's true-

Lucifer: What do you plan to do with the wings you acquired from Gabriel and Raphael?

MC: ...

MC: Wingsuits.

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: Do you think this is child's play?

MC: Yes.

Lucifer: ...

Buer: This is bad.

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: If you refuse to listen to requests, I have no choice but to do this.

MC: ???

Lucifer: Gamigin, come here.

Gamigin: *appears out of nowhere* Yes, Lucifer-hyung? *with the sound of bells jingling*

Buer: Eh?

Lucifer: Meet MC, your new friend.

Gamigin: Friend?

MC: ...

MC: *starts to take a few steps back*

MC: *besides William, another thing they couldn't stand is people with golden retriever personality*

Gamigin: *beams* Friend?!

MC: Nope. *proceeds to jump off the railing*

Gamigin: Haha! Come back! *follows them*

MC: *got captured anyway*

Gamigin: *hugging them like they're a stuffed toy*

Gamigin: Can I take you to Paradise Lost?

MC: I don't know. Just stop hugging me.

Gamigin: Why? Am I hugging you too tight? *worried tone*

MC: ...

MC: *tries to wiggle out from his embrace*

Gamigin: ...

MC: Yes.

Gamigin: I'll loosen my hold a little. But don't run, okay?

MC: *gives him an okay sign*

Gamigin: *the moment he loosens his hold-*

MC: *summons their box and slides into it, closing it immediately*

Gamigin: Eh?

Buer: Gamigin...

Gamigin: *carrying the box* *pouting* They won't come out.

Sitri: *not amused* Sir Gamigin, please hand the box to me.

Gamigin: But-

Sitri: Hand. The. Box. Now.

[narolinde]

Recently, I've been looking at Raphael's sprite and couldn't help but notice how much he looks like a gopnik (iykyk, if you don't - look it up).

So, here's Raphik who didn't get enough sauce on his shawarma.

Район держит.

[luxthestrange]

WHB Incorrect quotes#35 Ride r Die

When Gabriel Told the other seraphines about your NOW brother falling in love with Nina...ONLY YOU CAN TEASE AND TALK SHIT ABOUT HIM-

Mich*Looking between Leamas and Nina with a condescending tone*You’re together?

Mc*Butting in between them as a shield*Whoa!, what did I tell you about talking to them?

Mich*Looking confused*...Nothing... You said nothing about talking-

Gabri*Actually taking a step back in case you take out your frying pan*...

Raph*Looking at him weirdly*The fuck are you doing?

Mc*holds up their fists*  You want me to have Cagney and fucking Lacey explain it to you? Cagney’s coming down your fucking throat. Lacey, she’s gonna come up your ass. I’m gonna meet them in the fucking middle and play your heart like a f*cking accordion, I’m gonna pump that shit until it pops, you chicken winged b*tch!

Laemas & Nina*Looking shocked at your comments with a slightly ajar mouth*...

Mich*Puffing his chest*You wouldn’t dare!

Mc*Starts pouting with baby voice*You gonna cry~ you little chicken f*cking p*ssy?~

Mich*Lip quivering as he backs away*I’m not gonna cry!

Mc: You’re crying now!?!

Mich*voice cracks*  I’m not! It’s so fucking hot!

Paimon*Who came in to rescue you but...started recording live seeing you had things under control*...

The Citizens of hell watching and laughing at the angels being targeted by you...you made Michael cry from BOTH eyes-

Satan*Cackles seeing you enraged*Oh they brought out the frying pan-*Flinches with a wider grin seeing your frying pan his Gabriel*

Gab: OWWW!?!I DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING WHY YOU HIT ME!?

Mc: CUZ I STILL DONT LIKE YOU FACE!?

Part 2 of:

[ebbyhell]

WARNING: CONTAINS VIOLENT DIPICTIONS OF BODY HORROR AND MILD SEXUAL CONTENT

To be Raphael is to hunger for love....

Raphael the ever dutiful angel, ask God so be and i shall bloody my hands for you...no need to dirty your hands in the blood of the sinfull and wrong people, I shall be your beloved blade right God???? All the deaths and the torture and even the blood is for you!!! As i created to be loved by you!!! Your beloved Seraphim!!!

He was created by God to love him, worship him and to carry out his dirty work, cause he is loved by him right?? To deliver this pain and hurt is God will.....then why does he fells empty? Why does is not enough? His loved by God?

That human is with God, but it does not matter!!! I am created for God love!!! That human is meainless!!!....but why God keeps him close like that?? Why he laughs with him like that?? That dumb fool human smile....

And the doubt fester...the self distruction of the nature of the Angels blooms as he works on punishing the sinfull, and the distance gets larger as the more he tries to prove God loves him he ends up just making he want more space, and his belly ache he must be hungry even if he just eated...he must feed for the hole on heart is just getting bigger and now God is not there anymore.....disappeared along with that human...

God...is not here.....no nonono NONON NO!!!! I wont accept these!!!, THAT DUMB HUMAN MUST HAVED STOLE HIM!!!! YOU MUST WANT ME TO KEEP DOING YOUR WORK RIGHT GOD?!? I SHALL DO IT!!! I SHALL CLEAN ALL THE SINNERS!! THE DEVILS!! TH3 HUMANS!! ALL PUNISH AND FEAST ON THEY FOR YOU GOD!!!

The last bit that Raphael has left of God is only his so called will, an Will of violence and punishimen filled with the desperation of the being who was must desperate for God love, and so desperation turns into anger, and the unholly shall be punished!!! Of course is they at fault!! Not the angels who only loved you!!....right?? The angels who keep pushing and fighting and killing only to prove your love for you right??? No it must not be they......after all loving God is not an sin. But look spite all the hard angels work God is not back...the hole is still empty spite of the piles of bodies filled in the stomach....

oh dear look....It apears Lucifer also left....

Why Lucifer Hyung left????? WHY WHY IS HIM IN HELL??? IT MUST BE AN PLAN!!, HAHAHA OF COURSE!!!! MICHAEL SHALL BRING HIM BACK!!!! HE DID NOT LEFT US!!!! HE SHALL BE BACK JUST AS GOD WILL BE!!!!

But Michael did not bring him back, an fight maybe happend, name calling, blood everywere but in the end! No Lucifer and no God! And his belly keeps grumbling....as he walks away fury in his heart to go deal more of the God will and feast so the hunger can go away, so the pain of the loss go away even for seconds,...such painfull existencie for God beloved creations...but it does show the nature of angels to self distructe.

Look, that bastard human left decedeants...how dare him, and the anger and hunger goes up again...but someting new what this?....

THAT HUMAN!!!! THEY TOUCHED ME!!! WITH THAT DIRTY EXPRESSION!!, I WANNA CHOKE THEY TILL THEIR FACE TURN PURPLE! I WANNA SCRATCH THEIR FACE TILL NOBODY CAN SEE THEIR JOYFULL TEARS!!!I WANNA DESTROY THEIR BODY TILL I THE ONLY ONE LAST TO TOUCH IT!!

And so he has tasted, the pleasure, the afection, the emotion, Raphael finnally feels full...but shold he not hate it? It not God!! They have the blood of that bastard human in their veings!!,But the belt opened, it must mean it Gods will!! Yes, Yes, God wants him to expirience that!! IT MUST MEAN GOD IS REWARDING HIM!!, AFTER ALL HE IS DOING HIS WILL!!! HIS WILL OF PUNISHIMENT!, MC must be God gift.

So why shold he share it with the other lowelifes devils??? MC shold be in heaven, close to him, they shold only die by his hands and live to seek pleasure only on him, so he shall capture they and bringthey to heaven.

To Raphael who hungers for love and ressuarince the simple tought of MC leaving to the human world is devasting, the most violent angel shall never let they leave for they feed his hunger.

By God i shall feast.

(the second image is by @domreaderheadcannonscenarios,i had these wrinting on my notes for an while, Raphael is an caracterer very fun to analyze we can see so much about angels nature when reading his content)

[omkookie]

Devoted.

⌈ ⚠️ 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 ⌉ Yandere, dead dove do not eat. (F.Reader)

Love, devotion, adoration.

Those are all sugary words, often said positively and dropped into a conversation like sweet honey. However, any negative connotation can be attached to those words in your case. How can anything involving Raphael be positive? The answer is very simple, It can't.

Nobody understands how it feels to have a stalker, Let alone one who's a divine entity. The mere thought of Raphael sends chills down your spine, which makes leaving your room a nightmare. Working up the courage to come outside quickly turns into regret. Wherever you go, you hear one devil whisper to another about how Raphael was searching for you.

The archangel sightings in hell have increased, mostly appearing to be of one person… Raphael.

Raphael is always searching for you, Always leaving behind a trail of blood and mutilated bodies wherever he has appeared.

What Raphael has for you is a sick obsession. His compulsion to have you, to stalk you, and chase after you is not something driven by purity and love. It doesn't matter what the demons around you think, it's not like he fell for you. He doesn't have a crush on you, he doesn't feel love for you. He feels obsession, possessiveness, a need for control. The urge to cage you and use you as an outlet for his previously rejected devotion. He wants to mold you into the person he can worship, the person who will shower him with the gratification he wants.

"If you drown, I'll bring you to Heaven. Keke.”

"I'm wondering if I should kidnap you and bring you to Heaven”

"And as a Christmas gift, I could just grab you and kidnap you back with me"

His confidently spoken words haunted you, making paranoia override any rational feelings you had.

It all felt so eerie, and when you look further into it, Raphael was irrational. He was the type who could go from wanting to take you to heaven alive, to strangling you within a split second. His volatile mood was frightening, especially for a higher and stronger being with so much power.

You can never forget how his large hands gripped your throat, squeezing your trachea and cutting off all flow of oxygen. He could have killed you right then and there, inside of his “Fantasy” prison by the pool he once created to spend time with you. Why? All because you said something that displeased him.

The fear of what he'll do next always lingers, knowing how unpredictable he is remains haunting. Satan doesn't calm your nerves, Mammon tries, but doesn't get too far either. Being locked inside of Tartaros’ golden walls can only do so much… Your gut feeling tells you that sooner or later, Raphael will find one way or another to get you.

→ M.List ←

Raphy artwork was made by the WHB artist Nori!

[pinkypanelope]

Random whb hc’s

- Michaels spears taste like salt rocks (I would eat some

- glass is Hispanic

- Leraye has 2 older sisters and an older brother

- Barbatos has a HUGE family and is valefor cousin

- Barbatos tried getting glass to garden so he gave him sunflowers to take care of but glass didn’t take care of it so now he has dead flowers on his window

- Andrealphus is a few years younger than Amon and Beel would bring the 2 to hang out and now they have an aggressive sibling relationship

- Raphael doesn’t usually wear his belt

- Satan is actually a dog person

- Naberius was born in a litter of puppies and has like 10 siblings

- Beel make’s animations in the corner instead of doing the work

- Amon loves sir-mix-a-lot

- Andre is actually chaotic and silly

- Eligos like leopard print

- Zagen has a deaf family and that’s why he’s used to not speaking

- Zagen and belial take without talking

- Satans room is horrid

- Gimigin can reproduce

- Marbas is diabetic

- The cherubs sometimes smart tall the seraphims

[naruniko]

Jacket was already taken off 😈

Commission for @narolinde

[livelaughlovesubs]

How my rara pulls went

[rae-pss]

hello :D this is my first time requesting but I have read your self-aware whb and i possible can we have more crumbs of that au? I love your writing very much (o゜▽゜)o❤

masterlist

˗ˏˋ꒰ 💭 ꒱ . . . the worst thing about the free topic is the infinite things that can be talked about, and i don't know which one to choose right now (😭). also i'm working on levi in the self aware au, have faith in me please. btw, thanks for the sweet words (🥹🫶); i hope you like it, dear anon (<3). ˗ˏˋ꒰ 💭 ꒱ . . . lowercase intended

the worst, or rather, one of the most complicated and dangerous parts of the realization is, without a doubt, the obsession that certain winged individuals are being victims of.

that feeling once thought lost, of a higher being so close to them, whether or not that of god himself, has turned them into mere empty puppets seeking to feel that heat directly near them once again.

the point can reach such an extreme, in which a section of the angels is sent to do an exhaustive study to search how to reach you directly or how to bring you there with them.

know that a certain trio of seraphim will not hesitate to give their all, and even more, to achieve that. whatever blood, sweat and tears they must expend for it to be a reality. believe me, they're insistent in their beliefs.

you just have to hope, poor soul, that none of the possible options happen. you do not want to see yourself in front of any of these angels whose sanity abandoned them long ago.