#what is wrong with him??? (affectionate)
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the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.
#i can't believe i'm saying this#DEADPOOL CAN GET IT#Logan I'm sobbing I understand why you lunged at him#I would too bestie#it's the sass for me folks#paint that car white as much as they painted it red my god#a deadpool thirst post? from me? more likely than you'd think#this is a branch in realities i know it#i've never had Feelings for this motherfucker until this movie#all i'm left with is anger now because WHAT DOES HE WANT FROM ME#camera crew could have just made it landscape but noooooo they had to do a medium shot of this son of a bitch#i'm sending an especially affectionate fuck you in ryan reynolds' direction#i love how you love deadpool#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#don't get me wrong i've always adored deadpool's personality. nobody's that hilarious and not have humongous balls i mean trauma.#but i've never went 'why he kinda' until this specific shot right here#@ camera crew why the fuck did you zoom in? WHY?#for me? well it's infuriating#do it again#gif is credit to the owner#30 tags aren't enough for me to dismantle how this shot made me feel. tumblr you gotta update#damn tumblr i'm tryna feed a village here#guys just find my other post
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JOEL SMALLISHBEANS, WHEN I GET YOU!!!
#and what if I krill myself?#not the neck kisses bit again (I love it)#what is wrong with him? 😭😭😭 (affectionate)#boat boys crumbs#boat boys#smallishbeans#ethoslab#hermitcraft#smalletho
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#i think about this a lot bc what is wrong with him? (affectionately)#i really can't get over how proud he looks of himself lol#sleep token#sleep token worship#worshitposting
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I cannot stop thinking about Izzy walking into the captain's quarters like, "Hey, we've docked, congrats on fucking btw"
#what is wrong with him??? (affectionate)#izzy hands#our flag means death#ofmd#ofmd s2#ofmd s2 spoilers#ofmd spoilers
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Okay I've seen people mention that Edwin's human costume is always female, but I havent seen anybody mention that Charles is the one who picks their costumes, like, that's fanfiction levels of repression, why do you want your best mate to be a woman, Charles?
#dead boy detectives#charles rowland#edwin payne#painland#payneland#what the fuck is wrong with him? (affectionate)
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“HES CHECKING HIM OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!” i kick and scream frantically as they drag me back to The Room
#squid game#seong gi hun#cho sang woo#sangihun#674#he wants that cookie so effing bad#ik this wasnt a canon scene and likely part of filming but it’s still funny to me 💔#can you tell i’m Losing My Mind yet#side note: why does gi hun look like that. what is wrong with him (affectionate)
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different.
#can’t help but recognize how kieran is a fantastic unspoken representation of autism#i see a lot of myself in him and the way that he is so isolated and lonely and yet cannot help but perform and find solace in his daily#routines is so heartbreaking in its own way to me. like no matter what you do or where you are you have no choice but to be yourself and fun#nction the only way you know how and it will never not be vastly different from everyone else. and when you’re surrounded by people who DONT#like you and will not accommodate and are not at all willing or curious in understanding WHY you are the way you are you’re left to just ….#live in your own head forever. i’m certain kieran thinks many wonderous things and sees the world in a beautiful light and i know this becau#se i am autistic myself and because of that i see the world in colours that neurotypical people will never comprehend but we’re never allowe#d to see the world through kieran’s eyes. we are never allowed to see where his heart rests or the poetry he waxes or what he believes or wh#at his triggers are or what’s a stim and what’s just habit or anything. anything. the breeze sounds different to him and he can hear birds f#or miles and the sun makes every hair on his arms tingle and that’s why he wears layers everywhere and every green he sees sings a beautiful#song to him and yet we’ll never know. because he is too different even for the van der linde gang. he is incomprehensible to them and he doe#s all of his 4/5 daily tasks over and over and over again and while he would always do them and will always do them because they are innate#to him no one will ever know just what they mean to him. no one will ever know that kieran duffy can distinguish the horses behind him by th#eir breathing cadences behind him as he scrubs the spare saddle with the sun high above his head and he can know when something is wrong bec#ause he can hear it. no one will ever know that he CAN read but the only thing he’s interested in is books about wildlife and horses and fis#h in particular and no one will ever know because he knows no one will ever understand or even care and if they do they’ll be sure to make#it a point to tell him how DIFFERENT he is. and realistically even if the vdl’s DID come around to liking him he STILL would NEVER be unders#tood. i know for certain he would always be described as odd and despite its new affectionate approach he would still be the odd one out wit#h his daily routines and his texture preferences and his inability to make eye contact and his erratic seemingly random triggers and his#anxiety that seems to have a mind of its own. no one would ever know how bright the tree leaves are in his eyes or how every horse smells di#fferent or why sometimes it’s more fun to reel his rod in over and over instead of actually catching a fish. he will always be …. different.#sorry. novel moment. he means a lot to me.#i’m not super happy with how he looks in these but i’m just trying to draw more :’) i always say that but i always mean it too#also if my novel makes no sense then just ignore it. it’s late and my head hurts. i tend to get tangential#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#kieran duffy#image#art#hero draws sometimes
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Penelope could easily be painted as the damsel yearning for her lover, the woman without much agency waiting for her husband to come home (which of course we all know she isn't, she is a literal and metaphorical queen), and in a lesser story*) she might have been cast into that stereotype. I think that is why I love her almost yelling "You're mine" at Odysseus in WYFILWMA.
It is so possessive and decisive, ruling out any "buts". It perfectly underlines her steadfastness, her loyalty, her agency. She claims Odysseus as hers without question once she knows it is really him, that he is finally back home. She is seemingly offended that Odysseus even suggests that she might not accept him after how much he has changed. (She will make her own mind up about that, thank you very much, and said mind has been made up for 20 years btw)
It is not only that Odysseus has come home and now she chooses him. No, she has been choosing him over and over and over for the past 20 years with every action she took. It is not him coming back that now puts her in the position to choose him - it only reveals that choice, that there never was another choice other than Odysseus. Which leads me to my honorable mention:
Ody: "[...] You’ve been waiting for love."
Pen: "I've been waiting for you."
Penelope definitely had a surplus of suitors (108) and even if their motives might have been questionable, she could have easily found a new husband if that was what she wanted, maybe even one that genuinely loved her. But Penelope's love is Odysseus. Love for her is synonymous with him. No one else is even worth considering, she would rather be alone or even die before she gives any other man the time of day.
tldr; I love love LOVE the wording in WYFILWMA, how it shows how Penelope is just not taking this shit from her husband. She knows what she wants and that is Odysseus, even if it is not the original model but the slightly banged up version, the heavily traumatized, now with grey hairs probably, war criminal, ruthless god torturer version of her husband.
Because he is still her husband, goddamn it.
This might very well not make much sense bc I am insane over them currently
*) "lesser story" is not referring to the odyssey or saying epic is better than the odyssey, I mean to compare them both to any completely different work (or franchise if you will) that does not give characters agency where they should have it
#pen is like “you are mine whether you like it or not”#“nothing you can fuckin do about it you are mine you bastard”#also. i imagine the question of “what kind of things did you do” is more akin to a#*sighs* “go on tell me what you did” *knows it will not have any bearings on her accepting him fully*#maybe even a cheeky eyeroll#“you are so incredibly wrong if you think I would wait for you all these years”#“and not fully embrace you as you are now - now that I have you back at last”#also i would not rule it out that pen kinda loves how he fought tooth and nail to get back home to them#not what it cost him (them) but his iron will to be with his wife and son again#even if that means he has to brutalitze a god over it and sacrifice all his crew/friends/comrades#“the man that he is” *lip bite* - pen probably#epic the musical#the ithaca saga#epic the ithaca saga#epic odysseus#odysseus#penelope#epic penelope#odypen#your honor I love them#they are so so perfect for each other#they so deserve each other (affectionate)
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Why r u so goofy old man
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it's funny to me that wyll's the nominal straight man of the party (as in the character archetype. Sexuality-wise he's a bi king) because he's as completely unhinged as the rest of them
'i'm just gonna stand here in public and narrate mermaid porn. got the best sleep of my life after i was assaulted by a dead white boy in the middle of the night. think i'll blaspheme the gods, invite lae'zel of k'liir to a tea party, maybe ask halsin if he does anything other than meditate and fuck'
#what's wrong with him.....#(affectionate)#wyll ravengard#baldur's gate 3#he's chaos masquerading as law#we're so glad for him
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there is something terribly wrong with you electric boogaloo
sorry for all the pokemon related videos/screenshots lately, im just havin a bit too much fun watchin these episodes lol ( ̄▽ ̄)
#pokemon#anipoke#ash ketchum#pokemon may#pokemon max#pokemon brock#what is wrong with him (affectionate)
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Mind you, Joowon immediately accused Dongsik of murder after this
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Riz really went through a transformation during sophomore year huh. Imagine the briefcase kid (who was known as "the ball" by many members of the blood rush team) leaves for spring break and comes back covered HEAD TO TOE in TATTOOS. And also has many many gadgets that he claims are from heaven?? He is part of the AV club, so maybe they have more connections? Oh yeah, and he's part of a viral video and is some sort of shrimp guy ig??? And then just before summer break one of his tattoos CAME TO LIFE AND CAUSE AN ENTERNAL NIGHT. And then he and his adventuring party sealed that thing literally 2 days before the start of school. And despite that, he was the only one of his adventuring party that didn't look like they had slept a total of 3 hours in the past 48. Like. Riz is crazy man
#d20#fhjy#d20 fhjy#riz gukgak#dimension 20#dimension 20 fantasy high#imagine being some rando kid at augfort. and just seeing riz in one of your classes#like genuinely what is wrong with him /affectionate
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British Seb isn't real, he can't hurt you. Meanwhile, British Seb:
posting this separate part for my own amusement really, but feel free to enjoy😅
#his instinct to just talk like nigel everytime he has a mustache on#what is wrong with him (affectionate)#now how do I make this about sebson?#I mean— jenson was totally buying all of this as a present for seb#sebastian vettel#sv5#red bull racing#redbull.sebastian#sebson#the sebson agenda#2014 sebastian
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hilton i'll forever be thankful for this
#f1#formula 1#lando norris#ln4#the back arch...... yeah#idk what he's doing but. sure babe#what is wrong with him (affectionate)#hilton should do it every season. as a treat for us
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I know most Willry stuff usually completely ignores Will's wife or has him cheating on her for the sake of old man yaoi but have we considered: the polycule?
#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#william afton#mrs afton#clara afton#henry emily#willry#helliam#do will and clara even have a ship name? probably not#2/13/2024 update: THEY HAVE A SHIP NAME. BIG WIN FOR BISEXUALS#willra#obsessed with the way will bows as he enters rooms in the books. what the fuck is wrong with him (affectionate)#well supposedly he does that; I got this information secondhand
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