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Choosing a Reliable Residential Estimating Service
When building or renovating a home, choosing a reliable residential estimating service is one of the first and most important steps. The right estimator provides clarity, controls cost expectations, and ensures the project starts on solid financial ground. But with many service providers available, how can homeowners identify the most dependable option?
Start with Credentials
Reputable residential estimating professionals often have formal training in construction, architecture, or cost engineering. Look for credentials such as certifications from organizations like AACE or years of experience in residential construction. An experienced estimator is more likely to understand the nuances of local building codes, subcontractor rates, and material pricing.
Check Industry Experience
Experience within the residential sector is essential. Someone who typically estimates for commercial or industrial projects may not understand the specific needs of residential construction. Ask potential estimators if they’ve worked on projects similar in size, type, or complexity to yours.
Ask for Samples
Reliable services are transparent about their process and results. Ask to see sample reports, including quantity takeoffs and cost breakdowns. A professional estimator should be able to explain their methodology clearly, including how they arrive at prices, what data sources they use, and how they deal with unknowns.
Assess Communication Skills
Clear, consistent communication is a strong indicator of reliability. A trustworthy estimator listens carefully to client goals and asks clarifying questions about scope, materials, and timelines. They should provide timelines for when the estimate will be completed and follow up on any gaps in information.
Look for Client Reviews
Customer reviews are a helpful way to assess reliability. Look for positive feedback related to accuracy, responsiveness, and professionalism. If possible, ask the service for references or testimonials from recent clients, especially homeowners.
Compare Estimates
While price isn’t the only factor, very low bids may indicate a lack of thoroughness. Compare what’s included in each estimate and be cautious of vague or generalized reports. A reliable service provides detailed, traceable numbers with clear scope definitions.
Technology and Tools
Modern estimating services often use advanced software for digital takeoffs and real-time pricing. Ask if they use recognized tools like PlanSwift, Bluebeam, or RSMeans. This shows they are committed to precision and up-to-date data.
Conclusion
Choosing a reliable residential estimating service requires looking beyond pricing. It means evaluating experience, communication, process transparency, and reputation. A professional estimator helps set your project on a predictable path and acts as a financial guide from concept to completion. Investing in the right partner ensures fewer surprises and better outcomes.
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I've been thinking about the dunk a lot recently and doodled out what I'd like a Dunkleosteus terrelli to look like in my fish poster. And, well.... I might just have to make the canvas bigger once more. D. terrelli absolutely dwarfs most fish here, which even fit snugly inside its body!!!!!!
Alright, here's dunky with only the four other biggest fish (feat. the terrestrial megafauna apex predator, and the banana). Keep in mind I'm using the most up to date, most reliable estimate of ~3.5 meters. And people dare claim that "short" dunk wouldn't be frightening!?!?!? Short my ass!!!!! I would NOT want to be within biting distance of those massive jaws.
#you dont have to be whale shark sized to be an apex predator#this is what i meant with saying that its good to see animals in accurate proportion to one another#you may think that a dunkleosteus going from ten meters to four-ish meters makes it tiny and basically harmless#….until you remember that ten meters is fuckoff levels of ginormous and four-ish meters is really big!!!!! massive animal!!!!#how did they estimate the dunk to be ten meters anyway? their skull is like 70 cm long thats a tiny head on a long body#i guess they assumed the skull would be even bigger on the biggest guys its just kinda like. hmmm#dunkleosteus#dunkleosteus terrelli#fish#art
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Upd8:
I've been losing a fistfight to mental illness lately but am making progress:
-Bethany's sin review is in progress! I don't think it'll be very long (atm I'm 2k in, my guess would be 6k length, so half an hour?) but who knows.
-my fallen london lore vid (part 1) is MOSTLY done. The main issue is deciding when to call it finished— a lot of admin choices about how much info to give when, what order stuff should be in, etc. I want to strike a balance between spoilers and cool info— "if I wanted to tell a pal about FL, how much lore would I spoil to intrigue them?" Stuff like the Masters being capitalist space bats is technically a big spoiler, but also a huge draw to get peopleto check the game out! Later I hope to do a part 2, part 3 and actually get in depth on the more esoteric aspects of the world, but I want this to be a layman's introduction.
-after these, I still do not have a next book/series picked out. I have so many options and suggestions.... my instinct though is that it is time I read The Cage, aka That YA Book Trilogy About A Human Zoo. That sounds fun.
#yewchube#i appreciate everyone who says “no pressure ♡” and i only feel mild pressure and its not from my audience you guys are cool#its more from youtube and my bank account. youtube studio has the worst fucking interface designed to create pressure#i should show it off in a post for context... you open the app and it shows you the last 28 days how many views/followers/earnings...#...but its a rolling month. so. a day of good views “ages out” and suddenly the data is like YOURE DOWN 60% VIEWS!#its worst w earnings like. instead of just “in may you made this” its constantly going down each day as older days age out.#what i mean by that is. if i made 200 off ads in jan instead of starting from 0 feb it atrophies 1 day at a time.#estimating exactly what you made in a period of time is hard but i think the main effect is a constant feeling of slowly dying#unless you post stuff constantly yourube makes it feel like youre poisoned and losing 1hp at a time
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i don't think it's readable but my candy's shirt says "1-800-HOTTOGO" (luv u chappell) this would be her everyday style and i wanted for it to contrast her more formal look for work.
I considered making her everyday the outfit she wears to ballet but then I heard chappell and I totally forgot about it lol. Her color palette as for now has been really soft and pink, but it's because i feel like these first parts of the story take place in spring? for some reason? but when the story progresses I'll give her different fits.
i wanted to share all the looks in one post but i thought this one looks really cute and i'm staring at it like this:
#mcl new gen#i had many other things i wanted to put on her shirt while i was doing it. mainly really cursed memes#also also ik i haven't really talked about her personality lol but just as her looks i'm still thinking and rethinking#because yes she looks sweet and like she's laughing all the time but piss her off just once and the RBF she's gonna give is WILD#i would say she's a really ambitious person with a great sense of humour and good attention to details. However she can get too#caught up on details that end up making her really prejudice some times. She doesn't like gossip at all and even though she is quite easy#to get along with (if you pass the vibe check that is) apart from basic things she's a really private person.#like the most Devenementiel knows about her hobbies is that she loves ballet but they don't even know what academy she goes to#she finds it annoying when people seem to fight without reason and hates when people lie to her face.#doesn't like to be bossed around if she perceives the other person's sub estimating her abilities#but curiously she doesn't mind being bossed around by devon lol jason seems really competent to her and they might be alike#but she hates how much the guy likes to bring others down to put himself in first place
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the adult horror conversation with yourself of 'i could have tortillas with dinner tonight. i just had tortillas the other day. that's okay. i can, in fact, have tortillas again! i am putting a different filling in them! but if i have these tortillas, i will have a total of six tortillas left in the freezer. eventually i will have to buy more tortillas. by god, girl, you are allowed to eat the things you have in the freezer, instead of feeling like you have to save them for some potential eventuality so you don't run out of them, and like, what situation are you even imagining where the tortillas would be better to have later instead of for this particular dinner??? if you keep feeling like you have to save them for Something you will just not eat the tortillas!! eventually EVERYTHING runs out and you have to buy more of them!! that is the way the world works!! you are allowed to not have things aggressively stockpiled, except for like, tissues, but that was a purchasing incident on mom's card while she was still here, so you just happen to have, a bizarre amount of tissue boxes. AND WHILE YOUR FINANCES ARE STILL BIG RED QUESTION MARKS, YOU CAN, IN FACT, AFFORD TO GO BUY MORE TORTILLAS IF YOU FUCKING WANT TO!!! YOU GET THE STREET TACO SIZE AND THEY'RE LIKE $2.99!!!!! AND WHEN DID YOU EVEN BUY THESE TORTILLAS, HUH???????? YOU DON'T KNOW, DO YOU???? WHICH MEANS YOU HAVE GONE THROUGH THE TORTILLAS AT AN ACCEPTABLE PACE!! WHATEVER THE HELL THAT SENTENCE MEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
anyway i'm eating the tortillas. or i mean they're on the counter defrosting while i have some chicken toasting in the toaster oven
#adulting is going soooooooo normally i tell you WHAT#first option of how to keep the house is going to fall through (or well it's not long-term sustainable)#so now we're on second option to keep the house and tomorrow that process starts and i will find out soon if THAT'S possible!!!!!!!!!!!#aaaaaaaaaand if not! then! well!!! will have to move. some places i have an eye on but it's also. Thousand Yard Stare#i got a projected electricity bill -- that was A+ i was so pleased with it!! not bad at all!!! sooo much lower than i was assuming. yay.#BUT THE GAS BILL MADE ME GO 'ARE YOU FUCKING FOR REAL??????'#FIRST OFF LOCAL GAS COMPANY IT'S NOT MY FAULT IF YOUR METER READER CAN'T TRUDGE THROUGH THE SNOW TO THE BACKYARD#AND IS ESTIMATING 100 UNITS HIGHER THAN PREVIOUS USAGE WHICH I'M SURE MAKES A DIFFERENCE#THERE ARE PEOPLE LOCALLY WHO KEEP THEIR HEATER ON 60 BTW AND YOU'RE STILL CHARGING THEM $300 WHICH AT LEAST YOU AREN'T CHARGING ME BUT DAMN#this area is having a bit of a Time with gas and electric bills. it's a whole Thing. mostly i have luckily escaped that.#/crosses self for good luck even if it does NOT work that way and i am Not religious by ANY means#also they're breaking up a security deposit over 3 months bc i didn't have any other real bills in my name when i switched all the bills#(at least the gas was the only one that wanted a security deposit. and they'll give it back to me in a year if i'm current for a year.)#(but also. rrrrrrrrrrude)#so i was expecting that but also a specific budget billing but they are asking for moreeeee than i thought they would!#mostly this is a jan-march issue. after march at least it'll go down like $90. which is better but also. still. sigh.#idk if i should call and argue about the reading. i should just let it go probably. i don't like it but. well. idk.#WELL I GOTTA GET THROUGH TOMORROW FIRST.#AND BEFORE THAT. TONIGHT. AND MY TORTILLAS.
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next week is my final yall im SO CLOSE
if all goes well ill be working this month and im v excited to help my parents out with med costs
...but also extremely hyped to finally have the money for crochet materials T-T lmaooo
#i wanna make a legend of zelda blanket for my brother as a birthday/christmas present#and i bought the pattern off etsy in JANUARY#estimated cost is like $200 and as someone who is incredibly nervous abt spending money im shocked at how okay i am with this lmao#there is prolly a good blanket already made on etsy for like half of that#but noooo this way is leagues better and ive never been happy to spend that much in my life but i know for this i will be#just gotta lock in on studying and pass the fricken exam#sea rambles#med costs v important too lol#my insurance dropped a while ago so shits been out of pocket#i got wisdom teeth that need to vacate the premises. jaw aches and migraines can fuck right off bruh im sick of it#my teeth are fucked up in general so they always cause me problems. id at least like to fix what i can tho lol
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Octopath: Champions of the Continent sits in a zone where I think concerns of shutdown are fine since unless you’re a big name gacha like FEH, FGO, Honkaiverse, Grandblue Fantasy, Cookie Run, etc., shutdowns are always a threat. Especially for non-JP (ie. The OG server; replace with CN and KR as needed) servers.
However, people are being rather unreasonable about it (ie. Complaining 24/7) considering that 3-5 months is not long at all, especially for a team that is apparently split between Global and JP. You cannot spit out a new road map or change course easily considering how much coding, translation, testing, and general bureaucracy there is in companies. Not to mention submissions to Apple and Google Play to see if they agree with the version update and content.
#Octopath COTC also suffers from being an unusual gacha#because Gachas thrive on FOMO events#so people can blaze through content as much as they want#its also a pro too since you get all of the content (outside of banners and timed bonuses) without time limit#and then there’s no shit to do like gachas do time gates for a reason#you’d be surprised how fucking hard it is to email people and get replies#when people are also busy#they can’t just give an estimate since failing to meet those expectations would piss a bunch of people off#and then they also have to work on JP#and then inevitable crunch/overtime#and the budget of the gacha itself#like 200k seems low for a gacha#200K being what the global version apparently makes#but thats actually pretty good for a more niche gacha#ofc SE could say its shit#but honestly se asia server is probably the most tenuous#by default because of how currencies work#unless you’re Toram you’re not surviving SE Asia app store#pace is also pretty shit ngl but there’s literal loads to do tbh#im at 310 hours rn and I haven’t done most of my adversary logs and still need to do towers and BOA5 and weapon farms
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what is it that drives people to create the most gorgeous and elaborate art of anime muppets. i want to dissect an osomatsu-san fan's brain but that would involve me actually having to smoke cigarrettes (watch the damn anime) and probably develop lung cancer (enjoy it)
same sauce as my little pony:friendship is magic getting popular
#(it's the good characterization and subversion of expectations)#ik u probably sent this for a joke answer but that's my sincere theory#the medium/genre (gag anime/kids cartoon) makes people let their guards down#and then the genuinely good and effective character writing gets them in the gut while theyre open#i read this great essay about what makes the mane 6 from mlp so appealing and basically it's abt the Gap#rainbkw dash is cool and confident but secretly loves reading#fluttershy is meek but is capable of being fierce and loud#these kinds of wrinkles and depth as simple as they sound is the sauce#karamatsu is the Cool One but he's bullied endlessly and cries easily#ichi is the Dark and Evil one but he's actuakly very sensitive#it's the same sauce... it's the unexpected depth#also the voice actors just do a great job bringing the characters to life#one musnt ever estimate the power of a great VA performance#also the built-in dynamics#theyre all brothers so that setup automatically begs some questions#'how do the older ones interact w the younger ones'#'hiw do the brothers closest in the birth lineup interact'#having these kinds of relationship dynamics baked into ur group is immediately intriguing#also they are easy to draw. that part musnt be underestimated either#simple and effective character design that lets ppl go crazy#like how people go insane w kirby fanart bc he's so simple#but like honestly it's not that much deeper than 'the character writing is genuinely really good'#ask
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you know what it is. i talk about how vain he is and how he only talks about himself and that is the impression a lot of people have of him and it is the impression i favor leaning towards. he has a very coded way of self-disclosure; he often seems like he's trying to impress people but i know him to be not-the-most-assured in a lot of ways. when i first complimented him on his poetry and told him how much i liked a few pieces (and i loved some of what i read before i knew his last name, so when i read his poetry i did not assume the person whose poetry i so loved was, well, that retired male model i met in passing every now and then). when i told him that. he was very moved by it.
and i do talk about how vain he is; i do say he only talks about himself; but every now and then when he does say something about me it is not at all hidden that he does admire me. some of what he says that seems to coded to impress me or to get my validation, i know he is doing this towards me because he thinks im this smart poetry girl. and i am? i am that, he's not wrong. i think it makes me feel hopeless to think that he really does respect me and care what i think of him because i'd rather he didn't. i'd rather him be this charming but shallow pretty boy which i think he has been seen as by a lot of people throughout his life. despite that he is hardworking, despite that he has (or at least tries very hard to have) an intellectual side. perhaps what he says about himself is so often coded to please me even while it is fishing for my attention, and i want to see that as a reflection of his own self-regard but i don't know that it is.
i don't know that it's not, but i don't know that it is either and as neither of us is very frequently vulnerable with the other, it's not fair for me to say which is the case. or even that there's a "which" like it can't be both. i don't know that he admires me; i don't know that he sees me as this girl who is (or at least used to be) very charmed by him. i do know that he always comes to me and asks me about poetry because as far as he's told me, i'm the only one who has ever cared about his. for all i know that could also be bullshit, but then why should i assume it is either? i'm quite unfair to him in my assessments of him. i do have to admit, he has never actually seemed to have a disrespectful or unfair assessment of me.
#he told me today i was 'exquisite' basically#i think sometimes he's very shocked by my general lack of ambitions. while i do have all this artistic knowledge#i'm like some sort of poetry guru to him. which does make me laugh a little#his estimation of me is overstated.#im a fairy to him! a strange creature he doesnt understand#like how rochester used to call jane eyre a fairy. except we're both pretty good-looking#tales from diana#i dont call myself good-looking often either but i know other people see me as that. so. it is what it is#thats another piece of the puzzle is back in 2020 during quarantine he was... well he still is#but he WAS initially very flirty w me and sort of asked me out 'if we ever get out of this' (quarantine)#whether he sees me as some pretty smart girl who's 8 years younger than him. well.#thats probably exactly what he sees me as#although im not pretty enough or smart enough. or hell even young enough anymore#god we're both old now.#i do promise you reader i won't marry him
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How Accurate Are Estimates from a Cost Estimating Service in Australia
Accuracy is the cornerstone of every cost estimating service in Australia. For builders, developers, architects, and clients, the reliability of an estimate can determine whether a project proceeds smoothly or falls into financial risk. When provided by qualified professionals, cost estimates in Australia can be impressively precise—but several factors influence just how close an estimate is to actual construction costs.
Factors That Influence Estimate Accuracy
Accuracy in cost estimating depends on the quality of project documentation. If the design drawings, scope of work, and specifications are complete and clear, estimators have a strong foundation to deliver a tightly aligned forecast. Australian estimators also rely on robust local databases like Rawlinsons and Cordell, which provide real-time pricing for materials, labour, and equipment across different states and cities.
Experienced estimators also factor in regional conditions such as soil quality, access challenges, local labour availability, and even weather patterns, which can impact both scheduling and costs. This attention to detail leads to highly accurate projections, particularly in urban centres like Sydney, Melbourne, and Brisbane where market data is consistently updated.
Industry Standards for Estimate Tiers
Cost estimating services in Australia often use a tiered system to indicate the expected accuracy range. For example:
Order of Magnitude Estimate: Used in early planning, typically accurate within ±25–40%.
Preliminary Estimate: Based on schematic designs, with ±15–25% accuracy.
Detailed Estimate: Based on construction-ready drawings, with ±5–10% accuracy.
Definitive Estimate: The most accurate, often within ±2–5%, suitable for tenders and financing.
This structure ensures clients understand the level of confidence attached to the estimate and can make budget decisions accordingly.
Impact of Local Experience and Data Sources
A cost estimating service in Australia that’s familiar with local council requirements, builder practices, and regional pricing trends can deliver much more accurate numbers. For example, understanding the cost differences between building in inner Sydney versus rural NSW is essential for precision. Services that maintain relationships with subcontractors and suppliers also have access to more realistic figures rather than relying on outdated pricing averages.
Common Reasons for Variances
Even a well-prepared estimate can differ from final costs due to changes in scope, labour shortages, unforeseen site conditions, or price fluctuations. However, a professional estimator will include contingencies and escalation allowances to reduce the impact of such changes. High-quality services also offer post-estimate support to help clients revise budgets or value engineer where necessary.
FAQs
How accurate can I expect my estimate to be if I only have a basic floor plan? With minimal documentation, most services will provide a preliminary estimate, which typically has a ±15–25% margin of error. For greater accuracy, more detailed plans are essential.
Are Australian estimates adjusted for inflation or market conditions? Yes. Reliable services use cost escalation forecasts and market trend analysis to account for material price changes and labour inflation over time.
Can an estimate guarantee my final construction cost? No estimate can guarantee the final cost due to uncontrollable factors like design changes or market volatility. However, a well-prepared estimate can come within 5–10% of actual costs in most cases.
Is it worth paying for a high-accuracy estimate early in planning? Yes, particularly for large or complex projects. Early investment in accurate estimating helps avoid costly overruns and supports financial approvals or tender submissions.
Conclusion
Estimates from a cost estimating service in Australia can be highly accurate when built on solid documentation, local knowledge, and current data. While no estimate can foresee every variable, partnering with a qualified service ensures you have a realistic and strategic foundation for budgeting. In Australia’s competitive construction environment, estimate accuracy isn’t just a benefit—it’s a necessity.
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Live blogging from the salon chair - my ass is getting soooo itchy. I’m wearing shorts and my skin is stuck to this material so bad. And someone nearby just started smoking. BLEGH.
But it’ll be worth it when my hair is silver 😫
#may rambles#gotta repeat that last bit to myself#the struggle is real#try not to delve into WHY DID I THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA#also I don’t speak great Spanish so like. I hope they’re actually doing what I wanted them to do#I’ve been in this seat for over 4 hours now btw#3ish more to go according to the stylists original estimate#the smell of cigarettes makes me think of clubbing in Korea but I am just Not drunk enough for that to be a nostalgic thing
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I’m seeing a bunch of posts that make me think most USAmericans don’t know about The No Surprises Act.
It was passed in 2021 (thank you Biden) and essentially states that if you don’t have insurance or your insurance doesn’t cover a service you need (or want) you are entitled to a Good Faith Estimate of the cost of care. (If your insurance does cover the service, you should be able to estimate the cost of care based on your deductible and co-pay.)
As a healthcare provider who does not accept any insurance, I am very careful to not violate The No Surprises Act. Why? Because for every penny more than $400 that the Good Faith Estimate was “off” (or if it wasn’t provided), you are entitled to a refund for that amount.
Y’all. Ask for a Good Faith Estimate. Get it in writing. Compare it to what you are paying. If you are not provided an estimate or if it’s wrong by more than $400, demand a refund.
#us politics#us healthcare#us healthcare system#no surprises act#good faith estimate#1k#5k#10k#Aj.op
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one day I will learn to lean on my friends and coworkers and it’s today. drunk after ordering one drink too many and having a place to stay while another drives my car home. laying on a couch while someone gives me a leftover fast food taco and trusting they’ll laugh about it tomorrow instead of holding it against me. being given a bottle of water. the world is good actually.
#anyway#it is 1 am but at least 4 people contributed to me being safe and sound when I didn’t ask them to and that’s nice#I’m not even super drunk I just over estimated what I could handle today and everyone said yeah no we’re making sure ur good#bleghakdhflahgj it is sleepy time
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... hubby!Gojo with a huge breeding kink who just obsesses over you when you're ovulating and can't think about anything else but fucking a baby into your hips.
+ warnings; mdni, breeding kink, some dumbification
+ an; I literally had this idea in my drafts for a year... 😳
Maybe he's got a freaky sixth sense, maybe it's just because he's got heightened senses, or maybe there's some scientific studies to back it up; but Gojo can smell when you're ovulating. And it turns him on — of course it does. He has a bigger breeding kink than you do.
"Oh, you're ovulating." he notes after sniffing your skin... and you do a double take like he's insane. Because he is insane — you married a madman.
He pays closer attention to your cycle than you do, reminding you to mark down when you get your period, and coddling you in the days leading up to ovulation.
"Satoru, it's just an estimation." you tell him, but he's got a glow in his eyes when he sees your period tracker app telling him that today's your most fertile day — if he cums in you today, it's basically guaranteed.
He researches positions that help conception, bends and pushes you into them, and fucks you deep with his thick cock, going harder on your poor hole than he normally does — grunting more than he normally does, throbbing more than he normally does... like it just awakens something primal in him, and now he's obsessively fucking you like he has no other purpose but to breed his sweet little wife.
"Nn! Satoruuu!" you whine and paw at his torso, your walls overwhelmed by the pressure of his cock splitting you open.
"Yes babyyy?" he coos, giving you a crooked, blissed-out smile as he tilts his head.
There's sweat dripping off his abs, his pink nipples are hard, his biceps are twitching, and he's running one hand through his dampened white hair as he stills inside you for a moment.
"'s too deep! T-too big!" you moan lewdly, a bit of drool escaping the corner of your mouth.
"...aw, I know I'm just too big for ya, huh?" he coos cockily; hearing you tell him that he's 'too big' never gets old.
He's so determined to give you his baby that he tries everything to increase the chances; staying inside you for 5 minutes after shooting his load in, having you rest with a pillow under your back so your hips are raised — "Gotta help my lil' guys swim." he acts like an idiot about it, but sweetly so. Nothing excites him more than the idea of being a dad, except the idea of fathering your children.
After sex, when the two of you are cleaning up, Satoru feels over and massages your tummy with a small smile on his face. He's lost in thought, hair all messy and face tired like he's run a marathon, hopeful that this time he got you pregnant.
He'll pamper you like his queen, humming and going to the ends of the earth to get you anything you ask for. He really fawns over you when you're ovulating, and lays on the compliments thick while snuggling your neck and creeping his fingers up your thighs — pretty soon he'll sink them inside and stretch you out on them, preparing you for what he cutely calls "baby making" but is actually sweaty, nasty, kinky sex — there's a definite difference in the cute, snuggly sex and the literal breeding sessions no matter how much he plays it off.
"Satoru... my legs are still weak after this morning, give me a break, will you?"
"Aw come on, this is an innocent request... and if babymaking happens, it happens..." he mutters the last part under his breath.
"You're crazy."
But you know you're gonna fall for it after you take one look at his rock-hard, juicy pink, dummy big cock and those breeder balls.
He just beams victoriously when you hop over to him like a little bunny.
Satoru's pushes into you as deep as your pussy allows him, and then some more just to pressure your deepest spot, pinning your wrists down and whispering sultrily into your ear about how well you take him, how beautiful you look, how good it feels to fuck your fertile pussy knowing that he'll most definitely get you pregnant because his cum is perfect; thick and sticky and gooey and pungent, perfect just like he is — the cocky bastard.
When his creampies makes you cum, A-spot pressured with his pulsing tip, he grins so wide that you scold him about it.
"Stop grinning like a psychopath." you pant.
He just looks up at you, face hardly an inch away, and asks a dumb, smiley "D'you feel pregnant?" ... as if it happens so fast.
"Gee, I don't know, we should go again just to make sure — that was a joke, that was a joke! Nn! Satoru!" too late, he's flipping you over and slowly filling you up again.
And oh god Satoru loves sliding back in for round twos. The smell of sex and cum wafting up and hitting his nose just makes him plunge back into your cum-filled little hole with only one thing in mind and that is breeding you 'till you're stuffed to the max.
"Come on, y' gonna be a good wifey for me and get knocked up?" he rasps against your ear, thrusting his cock up into your sensitive spots until his creampies turn into whipped cream, frothed up and milky-white and smeared on your pussy lips.
Like the nasty boy he is (and always has been, even before marriage), Satoru forces your head down and makes you watch him fuck his dummy big cock into you.
"Yeah, watch that cock fill you up... look at all my cum leaking out..." he tuts, "... don't be so wasteful, baby... oh well, 'm gonna fuck it back into you anyways. Come on, let me in deeper — aw, what's wrong?" he coos when you claw at his meaty bicep.
"'toruuu, so deep! Y-you're so fucking deep, I can't think..."
His heart pangs when he hears you complain about being too stuffed, "Oh baby you don't need to think, just lay there and let me put a baby in your sweet pussy — gonna fuck you so dumb, the only name you'll remember is mine."
Of course, he has to get a creampie in every day. Sometimes even a few times a day. Sometimes even at 4 AM, and you swat him for being a horny idiot — but it takes five minutes to give in because you can hear the need in his voice when he whines "Please?" and starts humping against you, "I've got so much cum for you." he tells you and though it sounds so sweet in his soft, bedroom voice it's hard to take him as an innocent man, because his thick boner is grinding hard and hot between your plush lips.
You can bet you'll probably only get to sleep when the birds are chirping, 'cause your hubby's balls are too heavy and full of cum and he needs to drain himself inside you — oh, and you can also bet that afterwards he will be sleeping like a princess, clinging to you with his face snuggled into your tummy.
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"For most people, a rat is at best an unwelcome guest, and at worst, the target of immediate extermination. But in a field clinic in Tanzania, rats are colleagues—heroes even.
Far from a trash bin-dwelling NYC street rat, the African giant pouched rat is docile, intelligent, easier to train than some dogs, and for East Africans, the performer of lifesaving tuberculosis diagnoses every day.
400,000 new cases of tuberculosis (TB) were estimated to have been prevented by these rats, whose sense of smell would make a bloodhound take notice. As [TB is] the number-one killer among infectious diseases worldwide, many of those 400,000 can be translated into lives saved.
“Not only are we saving people’s lives, but we’re also changing these perspectives and raising awareness and appreciation for something as lowly as a rat,” said Cindy Fast, a behavioral neuroscientist who coaches the rodents for the nonprofit APOPO.
“Because our rats are our colleagues, and we really do see them as heroes.”
APOPO uses giant pouched rats to sniff out traces of TB in the saliva of patients. In parts of Tanzania, a saliva smear test under a microscope by a human may only be 20-40% effective at detecting TB.
By contrast, a giant pouched rat like Ms. Carolina, a now-retired service rat who worked for APOPO for 7 years, raised the rates of detection on TB samples by 40% in the clinic where she worked.

Pictured: An APOPO employee with one of their trained rats
It would take 4 days for scientists to analyze the number of samples that Carolina could screen in 20 minutes. For that reason, when Carolina retired last November, a party was thrown at the clinic in her honor, and she was given a cake.
TB is sometimes thought of as a thing of the past—a disease for which doctors used to prescribe “dry air,” leading a modern sense of humor to muse at the antiquated, pre-antibiotic medical advice.
But it remains the number-one cause of death globally from a single infectious pathogen, and Tefera Agizew, a physician and APOPO’s head of tuberculosis, told National Geographic that once people see what the nonprofit’s rodents can do to slow the spread, they “fall in love with them.”
3,000 times in her career did Carolina detect one of the six volatile compounds that can be used to identify Mycobacterium tuberculosis, and she got a hero’s send-off to a special compound to live out the rest of her days with her closet friend and sniffer colleague Gilbert, in a shaded enclosure dubbed “Rat Florida.”
“We’ve made special little rat-friendly carrot cakes with little peanuts and things on it that the rat would enjoy,” Fast said. “Then we all stand around and we clap, and we give three cheers, hip hip hooray for the hero, and celebrate together. It’s really a touching moment.”
APOPO has made headlines for its use of these rats in other lifesaving tasks as well: landmine clearance.
One of the world’s great underreported scourges (a lot like TB, coincidentally) is landmine contamination. There are 110 million landmines or unexploded bombs in the ground right now in about 67 countries, covering thousands of square miles in potential danger. Thousands of civilians are killed or injured by these weapons every year.
GNN reported on APOPO’s demining efforts using pouched rats back in 2020. One rat named Magawa alone identified 39 landmines and 28 items of unexploded ordnance across an area the size of 20 football fields.
If at the start of this story you didn’t like rats, maybe Magawa and Carolina will have changed your mind."
-via Good News Network, March 31, 2025
#rats#rodents#hero rats#african pouched rat#tanzania#africa#east africa#landmine#tuberculosis#tb#public health#infectious diseases#good news#hope#listen guys I love rats SO MUCH so this is my fav news story in a while#rats are beautiful and brilliant and deserve the world#idc what you think#also this particular species of rat lives like 7-10 years which is a HUGE improvement on the 1-3 typical pet rats live#so although I almost certainly would never actually have done it#I am very sad to learn that it is illegal to bring them into the US#killing my dreams#anyway rats make great pets thanks for listening to me ramble#lore drop: I love rats
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Raspberry Girl Previous + masterlist + AO3 Simon Riley/female reader CW: 18+ daddy kink, size kink, forced orgasm.
“Ghost.”
He looks over the rim of his glasses before sliding them off completely and tossing them onto the stack of papers spread out in front of him. "Gaz."
“You out of here soon?” Kyle’s in the doorway with his arms crossed, slight smirk twisting his lips.
“Tryin’ to be.” The administrative side of this job will be the death of him one day, leaving him buried beneath mountains of paperwork. “Guys get their gear done?” He nods. “Shoot test?”
“All complete. Evals loaded in the portal.” He’s frighteningly efficient, something Simon’s come to rely on.
Kyle has no idea there’s a recommendation for promotion in this stack of nonsense on his desk.
He’s going to miss him when he makes captain.
“Good work as always then.” His phone buzzes. Three times.
>I think I should be another hour, or maybe less.
>But of course don’t feel like you have to rush over here, I’m fine to wait. I don’t mind. I know I gave you a time estimate this morning so of course I don’t expect you to work around me.
>I just meant to say I’m ready whenever. That’s all. But no rush, again.
Kyle sighs with a chuckle. "That your girl?" Simon waves him away.
“Have a good weekend, Lieutenant.”
“You too, Captain.”
“Hi.” Something in him settles at the sight of you. Tired, but excited. Half ready for bed, half ready for him, you’re standing in the shop next to one of the little tables, your work bag and jacket slung on a chair.
“Hi sweetheart.” You’ve shed some layers in the last week, become a little less inhibited with him, a little more confident, slowly adjusting, and he’s proud of you.
You’ve been good.
“How was your day?”
“Oh, fine. I’m tired.” Your eyes go wide with panic. “Not too tired though, not like t-tired I want to go home. Like, to mine uh, I still-” It doesn’t take much to knock you off balance, still exploring this new world, the one he’s building for you, his sweet fresh fawn.
“It’s alright.” He reaches, cupping your cheek. Physical contact seems to soothe you. He thinks it’s because there’s a live, tangible tether connecting you to the now, to him, instead of whatever is going on in your head. “You were up really early sweetheart, it’s understandable you’re tired.” You were awake before him this morning. Sent your usual wake up text well before the sun rose with a hurried explanation about a last minute catering order and a panicking bride.
I said I’d do it. I felt bad.
It wouldn’t be so rough if you hadn’t been at work late the night before for something else.
It’s clearly wiped you out, and he’ll need to shift gears. “Are you ready to go?” You take a half step back and hold up your pointer finger, inclining your head towards to the back of the bakery.
“Uh, wait. I forgot something, one sec.”
You return with a big white box cradled in your hands.
“What’s in there?”
“Oh I made you something. Us. I made us something. For after dinner, if you want. Obviously if you don’t want it that’s fine you don’t have to eat it, it might not even be your thing, which is fine, I just-” He steps into your space and you trail off, eyes going to his without prompting. He blocks the world out, closes in, palms the back of your neck.
“It’s me baby. Just you and me, and there's nothing to worry about. You’ll never make a single thing I won’t like, right?”
“R-right. I know that.” You’re bobbing in a continuous nod, looking away to study something on his shirt.
“What is it?”
“Pie. Boston cream pie.” Cream pie. Blood flows to his cock and he momentarily gets lost in his own head.
“Tell me.” Fat tears roll down your cheeks, hands following him desperately as he rears back and folds your knees to your chest, staring at where his cock is moving in and out of your body, everything about him too big, nearly too big to fit inside you. “Where do you want daddy to put his cum?”
“I-inside. I want your cum inside me daddy, pl- oh- please.” His balls tighten as he grinds his hips, licking an errant tear running down your face. His girl. His. In his arms, his bed, crying on his cock.
“Only good little girls get daddy’s cum, baby. Have you been good?”
“I’ve been good, I’ve b-been so- ah- f-fuck-” The wand buzzes to life, hovering just over your clit as you shake your head frantically. “No nonono, I can’t anymore, I c-can’t.”
“Yes you can,” he thrusts deep and you gasp. You’ve already come four times, but he wants more, needs more, wants to wring every single one he can get out of you before he empties his balls inside your pussy.
When he finally slides it across your swollen little nub, you howl.
“Oh- no-” you whine, nails digging into his forearms, muscles already bearing down on him, breaths turning into short rasps.
“I know. Breathe baby,” he glides it back and forth, kisses your cheek, your mouth. “Breathe through it- that’s my girl. You can take it.” You’re oversensitive, battling a war between pleasure and pain, and your legs instinctively try to close, prevent the impending explosion you know is coming. “Keep your knees open.” He gives the head of the wand firmer pressure, and you cry, shaking your head no again.
“It’s too- too much.” Your feet are on his sides, partially bent in half, and he forces one of your thighs wide, giving him a better view of your puffy, tortured clit.
“Knees open baby girl. One more and daddy will fill you up nice and deep.” You nod, already so close he can feel it, scorching heat pulsing around him, legs trembling as they go lax. “There you go…” he pets your hip, mouth at your ear, soothing and comforting as it rips through you. It pushes him over the edge and he tosses the wand, pins you. Traps you beneath him. All his.
“Oh my god,” you slur, still riding the wave of your own orgasm, eyes rolling back in your head. It pushes him over the edge.
“Good girl, good fucking girl, so proud of you, takin’ my cum- fuck-” his own voice is choked off as he floods you, ruts like an animal, instinctively forcing as much of his seed into your belly as he can.
When it’s over, he drinks in the sight of the milky white cream dripping out of your hole before scooping it up with two fingers and pushing it back inside. You’re limp the whole time, and when he slips the plug in, you barely notice. You’ll be pumped full of him until later, and he’ll take it out to give you more.
“Daddy?” You mumble, half asleep, and he brushes his lips across yours, tucking you into his chest.
“Right here, baby. I’m right here.”
“- it’s not really. I mean, the best part about it is the cream, you know? That’s what makes the cake but the layers have to be moist on their own. You can’t just rely on the…” He swallows your words, licks them out of your mouth, cups your face and presses his thumb into your bottom lip afterwards, edging it across your top teeth. “Oh.” You blink, blindsided, and he runs a hand down the back of your head, strokes the back of your neck.
“Ready then?” You lean into him, a little dazed, off kilter.
“Y-yeah.”
Your toes scrunch at the threshold of the living room, afraid to cross until he flattens his palm on the small of your back.
“Go get comfortable sweetheart.” Battling nerves with a need for sleep, you were unsettled at dinner, sitting at the table, swallowing over and over again long after your food was chewed. There’s something more at play, something larger weighing on you. You left your plate half empty, fork resting at three oclock, twirl of spaghetti and red sauce waiting, and he should have told you to finish, or take one more bite.
But it's a slow game right now. A careful one.
“Alright.” You scamper towards the couch, settling into the far side, toes tucked between the cushions. It’s a balancing act, not too much, too too little, and when he sits down next to you with a giant slice of the cake on a plate, you watching him anxiously. Curiously.
He forks a piece free, and holds it in front of your mouth. “Open.” You do. Immediately. You trust him to feed you, and it calls to the thirst thrumming in his blood, the power of control. “Good girl.” He waits, patiently, ignores the flex of your throat, the butterfly flutter of your lashes. There’s plenty of time for it all. There will be a lifetime (if he’s alive to live it) with you. "What do you say?"
“Thank you.”
“Thank you…” He leads, and you follow. His good fucking girl.
“Daddy,” your whisper is shy, cautious and brave at the same time. “Thank you daddy.” A kiss finds its place on the corner of your mouth, then the full furl of your lips, and you burn alive, flames flickering in your eyes. He takes a bite himself and groans
“Christ baby.”
“Do you like it?” When he nods, you grin.
“Not everyone likes them because they expect a cream pie and that’s not what they get, it’s a cake with vanilla cream between the layers, see?” You point to the thick custard. “It’s not like coconut cream pie, or a banana cream pie, you know?” Cream pie. If you say cream pie one more time.
“It’s really good sweetheart. Too good.” He helps himself to another bite, offers you one, and then has a third before finally setting the plate down. Silence hovers in the air and he lets it languish, giving you time, all the space you need to give him the worry, the doubt, the weight that's holding you back.
“Simon.” He smothers his surprise. It’s not the first time you’ve used his name, but your voice wavers on it. Wide doe eyes stare back at him, and then they find the floor. That won’t do. “I don’t know what to do with…”
“With what sweetheart?”
“You. This. U-us? If that’s… if that’s what-”
“That’s what it is.” He closes what little gap there was between the two of you and pulls your knotted together fingers free, dwarfing your hand with his. “That’s what this is, baby.” The hope, the happiness, blooms across your cheeks and lasts for all of two seconds before worry overtakes it, and you begin tracing the lines in his palm, head down, focusing on the task, slightly shaking. Giving you a chance to walk away would be the right thing to do.
But he won’t.
He can’t.
He’d never give you up now.
“I’m not… I’ve never… done something like this, I don’t know how.”
“That’s okay sweet girl, you don’t have to.” The nervous tracing turns to a light scratch. He lets it continue for a beat before folding your hand between his, stopping the movement.
“I don’t?”
“No. I’m here, and I’m going to take care of you, make sure you have everything you need. I’m going to keep you happy and healthy and safe, and you don’t need to worry.” A shaky exhale rattles free from your chest, weight of a thousand questions evaporating into thin air, decisions and deliberations rapidly falling away as you settle into a new reality, a new life. One where you’re cared for, supported, and loved. “All you need to do is listen, okay?”
“Okay daddy.”
#peaches writes#simon riley#simon riley x reader#simon ghost riley#simon ghost riley x reader#ghost x reader#raspberry girl fic
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